"It's like any normal carriage, but _way_ longer than it has any right being." "How long we talkin'?" " 'Bout as long as a train car." "WHAT DA HEYL--who needs _that much_ carriage?!" "Same folk what need _that much_ house, or _that much_ land." "(Sigh) Ah hate civilization; big on e'rything 'cept brains!"
I just love the idea of Arthur going up to John at this point in the story when everyone is feeling down and depressed and John just cracking this joke out of the blue. 🤣
@@EarlofChucklechesterfr And i'd love to see john telling dad jokes to jack. After a while, maybe abigail would regret to have asked to john to take care of his son to end up with bad jokes all the day
At that point Arthur decides to not push the handcar lever anymore. John Marston and Arthur Morgan get run over by the train on the bridge. RIP, what a tragic way to end the story.
I heard this joke from a Lieutenant I had in the Army, named Price (must be a captain now, awesome. Captain Price lol.) and we were in the field and he made this joke last 10 minutes. I think he prefaced it by saying it was the longest joke ever told. Good times, this brought me back for sure. Can’t wait to bore my kids with it haha
The Internet tells me that the first limousine was introduced in 1902, and the Internet never lies. Also promenades have been around since 1800s and punch has been around forever, so joke checks out.👍
Have you ever noticed that the gunsmith in Valentine actually tells a dad joke in the game? Occasionally, when you walk in, he’ll say “So, what are you aiming for?”
"Limos? Prom? Punch? John, that wolf bite really did a number on ya."
I actually looked it up and I guess punch is from the 1600s lmao
@@rodrikofharlaw6848 ahaha while I'm guessing Limos aren't
@@despacitodaniel801 Well depends on your definition of that lele. There's always been fancy long horse coaches.
@@rodrikofharlaw6848if it took place past 1908 then maybe? Idk if prom was a thing back then tho, for my country (Ireland ) we don’t have prom
I like to believe they know exactly what they’re talking about for some ungodly reason
Rob's jokes edited with John will always be funny
Arthur: "WHA DA HELL IS A LIMO MARSTON?"
John: err… take a train and errr… take it off the rails?
Arthur: THIS “LIMO” A DEATHTRAP FOR THE PASSENGERS OR SOMETHING?
"It's like any normal carriage, but _way_ longer than it has any right being."
"How long we talkin'?"
" 'Bout as long as a train car."
"WHAT DA HEYL--who needs _that much_ carriage?!"
"Same folk what need _that much_ house, or _that much_ land."
"(Sigh) Ah hate civilization; big on e'rything 'cept brains!"
Does this limo goes to Tahiti?
I hope so!
@@sandcrakes underrated!
You realize you're getting old when you laugh really loud at a joke like this, holy fuck Rob is a treasure
I just love the idea of Arthur going up to John at this point in the story when everyone is feeling down and depressed and John just cracking this joke out of the blue. 🤣
That's where Rob and John are opposites
@@rubenyanez5645lol nah if you've played Rdr 1 you know John is pretty comedic guy
@@EarlofChucklechesterfr
And i'd love to see john telling dad jokes to jack. After a while, maybe abigail would regret to have asked to john to take care of his son to end up with bad jokes all the day
@@EarlofChucklechester "youre tryna move a mountain?"
he tells the joke as if he heard it and ran a mile to tell the joke so he wouldn't forget.
I only just realised that these jokes are even more funny because John Marston is a actual Dad.
The punchline is that there is no Punch Line, LMFAO! 😂👍
no shit sherlock
At that point Arthur decides to not push the handcar lever anymore. John Marston and Arthur Morgan get run over by the train on the bridge. RIP, what a tragic way to end the story.
I heard this joke from a Lieutenant I had in the Army, named Price (must be a captain now, awesome. Captain Price lol.) and we were in the field and he made this joke last 10 minutes. I think he prefaced it by saying it was the longest joke ever told. Good times, this brought me back for sure. Can’t wait to bore my kids with it haha
Bro knew captain price
@@hunterplaysmw thee captain price 😂
Norm McDonald "Moth Joke" is a competitor for length
CAPITAN PRINCE????
Can't swim, can't tell a joke. What can you do Marston?
Building houses, helping to win a revolution and destroying hordes of enemies.
And most importantly, being a family man. 👨👩👦
@@svartvarg9778couldn't agree more👌🏻👌🏻
John’s wheezing laugh never fails my lungs to collapse 😭
Lmao ,That why I love John
The laugh at the end 💀
*TSSAAAAH!!!*
0:40 Oleander flowers lmao
This is really well edited
I like to imagine him saying this unprompted at the camp fire with everyone just being too confused to say anything.
The Internet tells me that the first limousine was introduced in 1902, and the Internet never lies. Also promenades have been around since 1800s and punch has been around forever, so joke checks out.👍
This was told masterfully, I miss these kinda jokes with big set ups and great pay offs XD
Best dad joke ever
The joke together with the perfectly cut laugh at the end made me lose my liver.
rip
That was awesome ngl. I expected a dad joke to be worse
10/10 would recommend to a friend, had me in tears
That’s actually pretty fuckin funny
This is one of my go-to jokes!
I love dad jokes.
Rob is now officially a certified comedian of the west.
Johnny that was a good one that made me laugh
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That's genius
Have you ever noticed that the gunsmith in Valentine actually tells a dad joke in the game? Occasionally, when you walk in, he’ll say “So, what are you aiming for?”
I cannot just believe Rockstar made such a masterpiece and just gave up on the game. This is insane.
I see this as canon
This is canon
Oh my God that was actually hilarious
That joke was really good 😂
ok, I will catch you later then
That actually made me laugh!
I'm writing this for speech and debate 😂
The wheeze at the end 😂
Man I love this
John Marston tells a dad joke? John Marston is a dad joke.
why are these actually awesome
Prom, Punch. and long fancy carriges existed then
this is real ‼‼‼‼‼‼
"... i am glad i have TB. Atleast i dont have to see my third favorite parasite"
I fucking laughed at that!
Im glad you modded in the line
Low Honor Arthur: *Punches John*
High honour Arthur: *laughs his ass off*
This joke gave me lombango
Lombango is common
Wait no that’s actually funny
Okay, why was this actually funny.
🤦♂️ 😂
Ah i love that joke, what a nice joke. Thats a joke to tell your grandchildren when the power is out.
KeK
JOHN. you made a funneh. 😏
LMAO good one my friend
This is amazing, which video did Rob say this from? Was it from an interview he did?
one of his Instagram posts
@@ryth-2401 haha that's awesome, I'll have to take a look at his page to find it. If you find it or remember the name let me know 🙏
Thank you
When i realized the joke i actually laughed
Eu tô passando mal SHAJHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHSHAH
What in the actual fuck?
But there was a huge line to his gf house 💀💀💀
Don't quit your dayjob because you won't be a comedian.
Holy shit lol
"John what is a limo"
Omg😂
Noooooooooo
Whos rob
Rob Wiethoff, the guy who did voice acting for John Marston. Do some research, casual.
:D
That aint ryth
why... its cringe, but its funny too
No it ain't "cringe". It's a dad joke. Dumb kid..
Cringe
Your email is
@@frxhox ^cringe again
@@That_1_Bohemian cringe ^
didn't ask shut up
@@That_1_Bohemian is ur actual last name fuka
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