I love how last podcast mcnasty yelled at dooo for never spending money and apparently now he has a gambling addiction and he is going to spend all his money now lmao
Hello Goons, recently I have been asking metal artists streaming on twitch the great question, "Spaghetti or Meat." These are the results Oshie Bichar, bassist of Beartooth: That's a ridiculous question, spaghetti and meat are completely different things, why would I pick just one, how about both. Alan Ashby, rhythm guitarist for Of Mice & Men: spaghetti Phil Labonte, vocalist of All That Remains: spaghetti with meat sauce Mike Leon, bassist of Soulfly: spaghetti
The reason you guys are getting more and more popular, in my opinion, is because in a world of censorship and negativity, you bring humor and companionship to some people who can't express themselves the way they want to. You say the things that some of us, myself included, wish we could openly say or do to the masses. You bring a butthole shaped light to a group that needs laughter and "the boys" like energy. So thank you soup, doooo, mcnasty, and blarg. You guys help my emotional state when I feel down and need a pick me up
I feel McNasty’s pain my friends do the same thing to me. He knows what he’s trynna say but he’s not the best at explaining or talking about stuff. Like it doesn’t always come out in the right way the first time, cause I have the same issue so I feel you McNasty
@@ChaolaoFueChi I talk to my friends alot but there's so many times where I just go silent and just straight up disappear and they didn't realise I disappear until I come back
So it takes 20 seconds for mcnasty to flip a page in that animation, since the video is 65 minutes and for every page flip he reads 2 pages, that is 6 pages per minute for a total of 390 pages in this video, that's a lot of porn my guy
Why...just why? 😄 Can't complain though. I once counted how many burps there were an episode out of curiousity. McNasty seems to burp a loooot lesser now. Guess that's a good thing. :)
I know you guys probably wont see this, but thank you so much, whenever i feel upset or down, i always watch your podcasts and it makes me laugh:) thank you guys for just helping me cope with my problems, keep up the great work love you guys:)❤️
I went to a Christian school growing up in elementary school and I remember my third grade teacher talking about the translations with dragons, except she was focusing more on dinosaurs and how the Bible confirms the existence of dinosaurs biblically, so McMaster could very well be right about it also translating to dragons Edit: *mcnasty holy shit😂 and also third grade was a very very long time ago, so I don’t remember everything exactly
A dragon is kinda impossible especially when they would need wings probably x times bigger then there body to fly and there bones would need to be hollow what would explain finding only a skull because hollow bones decompose faster and are more difficult to preserve
1:10 I never thought I'd laugh so hard nonstop for like a minute of hearing how the Goons would take down a gorilla together, that's fucking amazing xD.
8:57 Uhm, Mcnasty I'm a dinosaur lover and all I have to say about that part is that the T.rex with the highest perfect fossilization is like 70% and they're has been 14 adult t.rexes ever found so I think we would have seen the wings or whatever makes a dragon a dragon
One day in middle school, when everyone was done for the day. We went to get dressed to go home. But some of the others shoes where missing. When the missing shoes where found, They where in a circle absolutly covered in shit. Some dude had went and got a bunch of peoples shoes, and absolutly ripped ass all over them during class. I was so gratefull that day that i got to go home in my untouched shoes, instead of going home with no shoes on, while dragging their shit shoes.
Being a vegas native, I feel I should say that originally, most of the strip was owned by native Americans until the big name casinos came in and bought them out, but the Indian reservation in Vegas has several small casinos as well as the main distillery
I love how blarg is like "i cant imagine doing math at a casino or turning domething i enjoy into profit" and IS A UA-camR who said before that he soesnt enjoy playing his content games outside of content
It's because funny multiplayer content is his line of work. He's gotta have his off times with single-player games now and then. Surely some of us can somewhat relate with getting tired of playing multi-player all the time.
Motive power for a train is provided by a separate locomotive or individual motors in a self-propelled multiple unit. The term "engine" is often used as an alternative to locomotive. Although historically steam propulsion dominated, the most common types of locomotive are diesel and electric, the latter supplied by overhead wires or additional rails. Trains can also be hauled by horses, pulled by engine or water-driven cable or wire winch, run downhill using gravity, or powered by pneumatics, gas turbines or electric batteries
GOONS RPG GOONS RPG GOONS RPG WE NEED IT, Dooo is the healer class, Blarg is the glass cannon, Mcnasty is the tank, and soup is like an archer with a full automatic sniper
You guys need to realize. Your podcast is as real as it gets. You're not really afraid to talk much about anything (within reason). All of us would like to meet you and this is one way we really get to know you, even if it's about how many men can take down a gorilla. You guys are amazing. Real. And love the comedy.
Dude I've literally seen 3 of those cut outs in the past month. And one of em is by this roadside diner and every week theyll move it to a different place out by the trees behind the diner or in the corn patch
finally a new podcast im pretty sure ive listened to every single episode more than 3 times :^....and i will still continue that because it makes me feel less lonely in my sadge pathetic life
McNasty out here forgetting that the literal most famous dinosaur fossil of all time is an almost complete T-rex. My childhood dinosaur phase finally came in handy.
There are certain states that legalized gambling depends on the stat snd their rules ie. Atlantic city NJ, Vagas Nevada, biloxi Mississippi, Detroit and a fewothers
Dude I live in Reno, NV and when I tell you the fucking accuracy of slot machines in gas stations or grocery stores, I swear you can never escape them no matter where you go. Even the reno airport is absolutely filled with slot machines. It’s wild
I’m an Amazon driver and listening to this podcast while I deliver makes the day go by faster, and puts me in a better mood. On a different note, if you had one more day to live, what would you do/spend your money on?
You guys may joke about about how sh*tty this podcast is, but your podcast makes me feel like I'm actually a part of the goons. When you guys start talking about something I have an interest in, I actually reply like you guys can hear me. I haven't had the best life, and everyone's content has easily given me the best laughter for the few years I've been subscribed. Each of you individually and together are sometimes the only laughter I'll get, and I really do just appreciate it. I love you guys and thank you for being my best friends❤
I feel like this is the goons in a nutshell. Start off by talking about dragons and dragon dildos, then transition into talking about the toxicity of Twitter and how idiotic it is to cancel people. Absolutely love it.
as someone who also wants nothing to do with kids and found a girl that shares those opinions after years of dating. I feel mcnasty so hard on this one lol
imagining Soup just spitting dip in a gorillas eyes, disorienting the gorilla while Dooo shoots stem shots into McNasty while he's around the gorillas neck as Blarg just rolls in with a bomb strapped to his chest jumping onto this gorilla. Someone animate that
Came from Spotify to say, T. rex was not a dragon we have found specimens over 90% complete and all together have more or less found an example of every bone in its body.
During my first semester of college, I had a communications class that basically taught you how to give good speeches. One was something informational that we had to research ourselves and a classmate that worked at a casino talked about gambling addiction and how they've watched people straight shit themselves at the machines because they don't want to leave the machine and lose it
Character development
Yes
Can you please come to Brazil please
Soggy
what animal would you be?
Monke man
welcome back 2 the goooooooooooooooon podcast
Crispy you listen to them that’s kinda surprising
@@raidenhober2127 How so?
@@Noir-st4sx I just thought he only knew soup
@@raidenhober2127 Oh. Judging by the Verified checkmark, he's a popular UA-camr.
@@Noir-st4sx oh very
I remember when McNasty said and I quote, "Geology is Math"
it do be now
Isn’t it tho
Isn’t geology shapes and shit?
@@drownedferret8457 that's geometry
@@ASDHAUIFGSD 😭
Doo is the most selfless man in the world, leaving all the women to other men despite having such vainy forearms
And insane guitar skills and great humor
@@johnnyroach9923 And one of the best singing voices of our generation.
@@sonofliberty8872 yeah well he's 3'2 nobody wants a dwarf
I love how last podcast mcnasty yelled at dooo for never spending money and apparently now he has a gambling addiction and he is going to spend all his money now lmao
Mcnasty should've been careful what he wished for.
There is a difference between upgrading his living conditions and gambling my dudes.
The duality of man.
@@trentonwardman4503 One is undoubtedly beneficial and the other can ruin you very quickly?
dooo doesnt spend money on himself, like is dogshit setup
Hello Goons, recently I have been asking metal artists streaming on twitch the great question, "Spaghetti or Meat." These are the results
Oshie Bichar, bassist of Beartooth: That's a ridiculous question, spaghetti and meat are completely different things, why would I pick just one, how about both.
Alan Ashby, rhythm guitarist for Of Mice & Men: spaghetti
Phil Labonte, vocalist of All That Remains: spaghetti with meat sauce
Mike Leon, bassist of Soulfly: spaghetti
Certified hood classic
Certified hood classic
Certified hood classic
Certified hood classic
Certified hood classic
dooo doesn’t have a gambling addiction.He owns the casino
Good joke
Good yoke
@@crocodile924 thank you it came naturally.Just like doos gambling ability’s
plot twist: No one comes to his casino so he had to close it down and he started drinking and gambling AND HENCE, his gambling addiction
Whats the time stamp of them talking about doo gambling?
The reason you guys are getting more and more popular, in my opinion, is because in a world of censorship and negativity, you bring humor and companionship to some people who can't express themselves the way they want to.
You say the things that some of us, myself included, wish we could openly say or do to the masses. You bring a butthole shaped light to a group that needs laughter and "the boys" like energy.
So thank you soup, doooo, mcnasty, and blarg. You guys help my emotional state when I feel down and need a pick me up
Haha aww love the way you put it. Agreed.
these lot are the type of friends i wish i had alongside the friends i have now
Bigfoot, Elvis, 2pac and Hitler.. sounds like a hell of a podcast.
is blarg hitler?
Is grizzy 2pac😏
@@shauniepoo5789 Duh!!!
@@niftytheundying Blarg is Osama.
@@johnsimmonds2540 that would explain Osama having Rainbow 6 siege
Mcnasty being talked over is pain
*Excellent and what we listen to the podcast for
Listening to this podcast is like talking to the boys always stupid shit but you never have a bad time.
You mean THE boys
@@wswsparks4542 a boys
perfect analogy
I felt that in my soul when Mcnasty went silent because they were talking over him and ripping on him.
I would pay all my life savings to see The Goons taking on a Silverback Gorilla like it's a raid boss in a RPG
This is an idea
And Raid sponsor it
@@ayejimbae8068 And invite Vladimir Putin. He'll help with the recording.
@@laboskie349 then we might as well get Trump out to commentate and boost rio- I mean crowd morale.
I feel McNasty’s pain my friends do the same thing to me. He knows what he’s trynna say but he’s not the best at explaining or talking about stuff. Like it doesn’t always come out in the right way the first time, cause I have the same issue so I feel you McNasty
Same
I used to do what mcnasty does when he can't talk and get talked over and just go silent 😅
@@kingchallenger_gt3070 I still have others talking over me, so I stay quiet and make myself that their talking is my new interests of show hobby.
@@ChaolaoFueChi I talk to my friends alot but there's so many times where I just go silent and just straight up disappear and they didn't realise I disappear until I come back
@@kingchallenger_gt3070 Ah, man I know how that is too, ain't it a bitch for us to be forgotten at the moment.
To be fair with Mcnasty the Bible does talk about giant beasts and leviathans so dragons are cannon to the world lore
The idea of the Nephilim is pretty interesting too.
Bible lore
Isn't that Satan was supposed to be a 7 headed dragon? Isnt that stated in the Revelations?
Soup's eyes when talking about blarg finding a Bigfoot cutout in the snow. Freaking priceless
17:00
STOOOPPP TALKING OVER MCNASTY WHEN HE’S TALKING ABOUT DRAGONS
THANK YOU
YEAH
Dragon Deez nuts across your ace
I was curious too but the others ruined it
Or nah, he's full of bs conspiracies lol
So it takes 20 seconds for mcnasty to flip a page in that animation, since the video is 65 minutes and for every page flip he reads 2 pages, that is 6 pages per minute for a total of 390 pages in this video, that's a lot of porn my guy
Why...just why? 😄
Can't complain though.
I once counted how many burps there were an episode out of curiousity.
McNasty seems to burp a loooot lesser now. Guess that's a good thing. :)
@@shruthimaniyodath7755 why...just why? 😄
Honestly, I'm proud of you
One of these days there will be a GØØNS album
I know you guys probably wont see this, but thank you so much, whenever i feel upset or down, i always watch your podcasts and it makes me laugh:) thank you guys for just helping me cope with my problems, keep up the great work love you guys:)❤️
I went to a Christian school growing up in elementary school and I remember my third grade teacher talking about the translations with dragons, except she was focusing more on dinosaurs and how the Bible confirms the existence of dinosaurs biblically, so McMaster could very well be right about it also translating to dragons
Edit: *mcnasty holy shit😂 and also third grade was a very very long time ago, so I don’t remember everything exactly
McMaster....
McMassa
@@esteban6535 God that’s so much better
I mean, in Revelations they call Satan the Great Serpent, which one could say means a dragon. Also, I have also heard the Bible and dinosaur argument.
A dragon is kinda impossible especially when they would need wings probably x times bigger then there body to fly and there bones would need to be hollow what would explain finding only a skull because hollow bones decompose faster and are more difficult to preserve
7:37 I loved watching Dragon Tales growing up! 🥺✨
This podcast’s schedule is all over the place
Just like my dad.
@@albadude1922 oh no..
@@albadude1922 Does he ragdoll across everywhere?
1:10 I never thought I'd laugh so hard nonstop for like a minute of hearing how the Goons would take down a gorilla together, that's fucking amazing xD.
I saw the Olympic's in Japan, women's weightlifting, could 1 of these ladies be Dooo's future wife?
Nope - not Russian, not named Helga.
@@Ozymandias916 Helga,such a comedic, yet such a shit name
8:57
Uhm, Mcnasty I'm a dinosaur lover and all I have to say about that part is that the T.rex with the highest perfect fossilization is like 70% and they're has been 14 adult t.rexes ever found so I think we would have seen the wings or whatever makes a dragon a dragon
One day in middle school, when everyone was done for the day.
We went to get dressed to go home.
But some of the others shoes where missing.
When the missing shoes where found,
They where in a circle absolutly covered in shit. Some dude had went and got a bunch of peoples shoes, and absolutly ripped ass all over them during class.
I was so gratefull that day that i got to go home in my untouched shoes, instead of going home with no shoes on, while dragging their shit shoes.
thank you albrt very cool
@@sweetcheeks160 Hey your welcome ;)
If the goons made a 3 hour podcast I think it would be the best thing ever and nobody would complain
We need like a 3 hour podcast for episode 50, it'd be fucking chaos by the end
I'd 100% be here for it 'til the end, tho
@@Ozymandias916 same here
Being a vegas native, I feel I should say that originally, most of the strip was owned by native Americans until the big name casinos came in and bought them out, but the Indian reservation in Vegas has several small casinos as well as the main distillery
A friend of mine from uni plays as black yoshi in everything, he calls him "Yigga"
A friend of Mine Always called hin a Niggasaurus
My stomach hurts so bad after I read this comment...
"Yigga"
😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
I like how there's a juxtaposition from the last podcast where they had a raging argument to this podcast where they're being nice to McNasty
Can confirm Bigfoot cut outs in Iowa. My great grandpa is a proud owner.
Welcome to the gang
What's the significance though? I don't get it
I love how blarg is like "i cant imagine doing math at a casino or turning domething i enjoy into profit" and IS A UA-camR who said before that he soesnt enjoy playing his content games outside of content
It's because funny multiplayer content is his line of work. He's gotta have his off times with single-player games now and then. Surely some of us can somewhat relate with getting tired of playing multi-player all the time.
its all about work/life balance bro
I kinda get, besides single player games are fun, like I love the Metro games
Reverend mcnasty’s new sermon on dragons
That dragon and trex talk killed me. There were Rex’s that were found 85% complete 🤣
Just what I needed to justify procrastinating. Let's go.
Same
This was a really Good episode actually, enjoyed this one
The goons podcast has welcomed me on this Monday evening 😮💨😮💨
Motive power for a train is provided by a separate locomotive or individual motors in a self-propelled multiple unit. The term "engine" is often used as an alternative to locomotive. Although historically steam propulsion dominated, the most common types of locomotive are diesel and electric, the latter supplied by overhead wires or additional rails. Trains can also be hauled by horses, pulled by engine or water-driven cable or wire winch, run downhill using gravity, or powered by pneumatics, gas turbines or electric batteries
Topic: Have you ever had any moments of existential dread? If so explain
GOONS RPG GOONS RPG GOONS RPG WE NEED IT, Dooo is the healer class, Blarg is the glass cannon, Mcnasty is the tank, and soup is like an archer with a full automatic sniper
if i can recall i believe that the most complete whole skeleton of a trex is like 78%? like dug up and without bone molds
i thought that they had a 96% one
A trex skeleton found in 1990 was named sue and was about 90% complete by volume
Thank you for the info!
Yeah the 2/3 one is in Wyoming but there’s one in Asia that’s closer to 90
@@jimmybrotherton6354 I’ve seen that one. It’s in chicago right?
Finally got to listen to the podcast. My brain has melted. Love that.
Proud of y'all uploading consistently, it's weird
Yeah! I'm trying not too get used to this so I won't get disappointed if the schedule ceases to exist at some point.
@@shruthimaniyodath7755 I'm sure it will haha
Well not anymore
You guys need to realize.
Your podcast is as real as it gets. You're not really afraid to talk much about anything (within reason).
All of us would like to meet you and this is one way we really get to know you, even if it's about how many men can take down a gorilla.
You guys are amazing. Real. And love the comedy.
WOOOOOO NEW PODCAST EPISODE LETS GOOOOOO
I think 10 trained men would still get tossed around by a silverback gorilla
topic: probably an obvious answer considering you guys like metal, but opinions on tattoos or piercings?
Dude I've literally seen 3 of those cut outs in the past month. And one of em is by this roadside diner and every week theyll move it to a different place out by the trees behind the diner or in the corn patch
I went to Charlotte for nascar recently. It was so awesome. It’s mind boggling how fast they go and how loud it is.
I definitely think this is my favourite one yet, so many laugh out loud moments.
WOOOOO NEW EPISODE BABY
The goons should do a podcast with guest crispy and tranium
And try to get raccooneggs on too
@@Unknownusername1004 They did, on Shameless.
@@Unknownusername1004 is he even alive?
They should get Senpapi Rick
@@shruthimaniyodath7755 yes but he took time off a long time ago to focus on himself
I'm glad I'm a 15 year old with this sense of humor rather than a crazy dreamsmp stan and a general disgrace to society
same
Ayeeeeeee
Same here
You and the others in the replies (if true) give me hope for the next generation, unironically.
ayyye facts me too
I am 14 years old and I genuinely enjoy this content and laugh at this shit so much it’s not just our age group that hates offensive content
The GØØNS should get Smii7y on as a guest
finally a new podcast im pretty sure ive listened to every single episode more than 3 times :^....and i will still continue that because it makes me feel less lonely in my sadge pathetic life
this podcast triggers my fight or flight reflex
This is one of the best podcasts I’ve seen from y’all
There's actually some really interesting psychology to gambling addiction.
Wouldn't it be similar to gaming addiction via loot boxes and microtransactions?
@@AMoistEggroll yeah.
There are squatch festivals every year in my town and they sell all kinds of stuff like that. We love monkey man up here.
topic: relationship advice like having feelings for your best friend who is a girl. i’m honestly interested in what would be said
Never worked for me hope it works out for you
Good luck. You'll need infinite amounts.
It would probably end up them making fun of Dooo being a virgin somehow
@@leahmae8703 XD
@@leahmae8703 And Dooo most likely leaving before the conversation started lol
McNasty out here forgetting that the literal most famous dinosaur fossil of all time is an almost complete T-rex. My childhood dinosaur phase finally came in handy.
There are certain states that legalized gambling depends on the stat snd their rules ie. Atlantic city NJ, Vagas Nevada, biloxi Mississippi, Detroit and a fewothers
Blarg: "yeah he could probably do it"
2 seconds later
"He'd be such a small threat to the gorilla"
Dooo, if it makes you feel any better i have an alcohol addiction.
Lol get help?
with a name like that I'm not surprised
Dude I live in Reno, NV and when I tell you the fucking accuracy of slot machines in gas stations or grocery stores, I swear you can never escape them no matter where you go. Even the reno airport is absolutely filled with slot machines. It’s wild
When McNasty references Family guy Casino scene
I really appreciate this podcast, it's great entertainment when I'm milking my goats
I’m an Amazon driver and listening to this podcast while I deliver makes the day go by faster, and puts me in a better mood.
On a different note, if you had one more day to live, what would you do/spend your money on?
You guys may joke about about how sh*tty this podcast is, but your podcast makes me feel like I'm actually a part of the goons. When you guys start talking about something I have an interest in, I actually reply like you guys can hear me. I haven't had the best life, and everyone's content has easily given me the best laughter for the few years I've been subscribed. Each of you individually and together are sometimes the only laughter I'll get, and I really do just appreciate it. I love you guys and thank you for being my best friends❤
Finally I can purposefully distract my self from homework
I feel like this is the goons in a nutshell. Start off by talking about dragons and dragon dildos, then transition into talking about the toxicity of Twitter and how idiotic it is to cancel people. Absolutely love it.
This is the second time you talked about Ellen DeGeneres lifting up zac efrons shirt
DEVELOPMENT
Thank you for the podcasts I downloaded 26 of them for a plane and a 16 hour long drive and it really helped make the time pass 💕💕
as someone who also wants nothing to do with kids and found a girl that shares those opinions after years of dating. I feel mcnasty so hard on this one lol
imagining Soup just spitting dip in a gorillas eyes, disorienting the gorilla while Dooo shoots stem shots into McNasty while he's around the gorillas neck as Blarg just rolls in with a bomb strapped to his chest jumping onto this gorilla. Someone animate that
Oh, we know he does. We appreciate it him anyways.
Here's a question:
*SULLIVAN*
Mc nasty has been so fed up these last few podcasts, I think he is more made fun of than doooo
Specifically regarding the money thing from the last one: Mcnasty has beaten the dead horse so much, it came back and returned the favor.
blarg be like "i hate block game"
:proceeds to play and make series with friends, or in other words, character development
Someone needs to animate these stories yall tell on this podcast
Working on it for a few months now, story per podcast ✌️
17:17 Dooo getting scared by it's own burp 😆
Not a topic: When is the Goons Album coming out?
"Something is mentally not right with people that invests themselves that much with what other people are doing" Blarg
Question for Doo: Bought a new bed yet?
Blarg: "he probably coulda taken a gorilla down."
2 minutes later
"He's such a small threat to the gorilla"
Where’s the new podcast it’s been a week😢😢😢😡😡🥺
Came from Spotify to say, T. rex was not a dragon we have found specimens over 90% complete and all together have more or less found an example of every bone in its body.
i love all y’all but this podcast should change from “the goons” to “goons vs McNasty”
I like to listen to you guys while I work on cars it cracks me up sometimes :)
These consistent uploads are unusual but very appreciated
I mean, the two strongest men are currently preparing to have a boxing fight against each other next month
Y is there 2 podcast missing on Spotify
first podcast where blarg has not said something along the lines of "why do people listen to this" or "this podcast is a trainwreck"
For a group who’s content is deemed “offensive” McNasty is very sensitive
he just wants to talk
leave my amazon box alone
"Californian"
@@Preownedcorn that would make sense
@@Preownedcorn that would do it
Soup I feel you man I live in Maine and the Bigfoot cutouts are literally freaking everywhere
Goons vs gorilla matchup:
Doo: Scout
McNasty: The Heavy
Blarg: Demoman
Soup: Pyro
Versus
Gorilla
During my first semester of college, I had a communications class that basically taught you how to give good speeches. One was something informational that we had to research ourselves and a classmate that worked at a casino talked about gambling addiction and how they've watched people straight shit themselves at the machines because they don't want to leave the machine and lose it