Guys I am actually a professional musician lol. I just am using this to fuel my weekly upload until I finish an actually good track. I am so sorry Ableton.
Holy moly guys. I made this just as a joke, plus a little bit of hopping on a train to get a few views, but yall just blew it out of the water, multiplying what I expected to get by literally a thousand... so thanks? Do not expect more of this from me, at least not regularly. I do make actual music though, and it would mean a lot if you guys would stick around to see those.
I would love to see an actual dark and evil beat from you. Something straight out of an old point-and-click adventure finale in the villain's lair that's gonna blow up if you take too long to solve the puzzles. There are some impeccable vibes hiding in this track
THIS SHI JUST DARK ENOUGH THAT YOU CAN'T READ ANYTHING BUT STILL BRIGHT ENOUGH TO SEE OTHER DETAILS JUST FINE AND JUST ANNOYING ENOUGH TO NOT REALLY GET YOU MAD BUT STILL RUIN YOUR MOOD AND YOUR REST OF THE DAY SO YOU JUST GOTTA WAIT TILL TOMORROW 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
@@harmony4445 not to fear help is hear. you ar grate and musician keep musicing and you will suceed hooray you wil perservear when times is hard and you wil be rick one daye
I actuallly love this so much, the way used the horn is like a parody of the prowler theme from spiderverse lol And to add to that you have to be good musician to make this kind of nefariously deplorable, downright CHAOTIC EVIL beat.
Holy moly guys. I made this just as a joke, plus a little bit of hopping on a train to get a few views, but yall just blew it out of the water, multiplying what I expected to get by literally a thousand... so thanks?
Do not expect more of this from me, at least not regularly. I do make actual music though, and it would mean a lot if you guys would stick around to see those.
I would love to see an actual dark and evil beat from you. Something straight out of an old point-and-click adventure finale in the villain's lair that's gonna blow up if you take too long to solve the puzzles. There are some impeccable vibes hiding in this track
Do another but make it actually good, youll get double the views!
fun
@@antekpaztek tempting
this is so peak
ABSOLUTE BARS🔥🔥🔥🔥 NOW GET BEHIND THEM🗣️🗣️🗣️❗️❗️🔥🔥
ITS A CRIME TO VIBE TO THIS🔥🔥
LIFE IN PRISON 💯
BEST ONE SO FAR 💯💯💯🥶🥶🥶🥶
GET THIS MAN'S ABLETON LICENSE REVOKED 🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣‼‼‼‼‼🧯🧯🧯🧯🧯🧯🧯
NOOOOO
@@harmony4445dont worry, r2r will save you
@@harmony4445You're gonna get downgraded to Ableton 9 Lite
😂😂
Not the extinguisher!!!
THIS IS THE SHIT 🔥🔥🔥
PLEASE FLUSH IT 🔥🔥🔥
1.8k likes and no comments? Lemme fix that rq
Never heard that one before lol
Good one 😂😂
HE STARTED FROM THE BOTTOM AND BEGAN DIGGING DOWN 🔥🔥🔥
HE WAS DOING GOOD AND THEN HE MADE THIS🔥🔥🔥
Bro dug so deep, he found this masterpiece
Xdddd
🤣🤣🤣
Me when I need hellstone in terraria.
THIS IS NOT DARK AND EVIL🔥🔥 THIS IS SHADY AND SLIGHTLY INCONVIENENT🔥🔥
🔥🔥DISREPUTABLE AND DEVIOUS🔥🔥
youtube asked me to rate ur comment😭😭🔥🔥🔥 said it was dark and evil🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
THIS SHI JUST DARK ENOUGH THAT YOU CAN'T READ ANYTHING BUT STILL BRIGHT ENOUGH TO SEE OTHER DETAILS JUST FINE AND JUST ANNOYING ENOUGH TO NOT REALLY GET YOU MAD BUT STILL RUIN YOUR MOOD AND YOUR REST OF THE DAY SO YOU JUST GOTTA WAIT TILL TOMORROW 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
this is legit the most likes i got on a single comment
@@alanoswiecimski2080 i once got 33k likes
BRO FUCKING BURNT THE FOOD 🔥🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️
IM SORRY OK!?
@@harmony4445YOU CANT EVEN MAHE A GRILLED CHEESE SANDWICH 🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
YOU HAVE A GIFT 🔥🔥🔥🔥KEEP IT WRAPPED 🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥☠💯💯🥶🗿
Worst birthday gift ever.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
most creative one yet
I DONT EVEN HAVE A JOKE MAN 🔥🔥🔥🔥 WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT SHIT 🗣🗣🗣
LMAOOO
BEST ONE IVE READ SO FAR 😂😂
💀😭
IM GETTING A RESTRAINING ORDER 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
BRO COOKED, BUT NO ONE WAS HUNGRY 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️💯💯💯
More like no one wanted it.
He un cooked the steak
But everyone got full of this shit 😂
BRO TRIED TO COOK, BUT HE PUT THE OVEN AT -2000º 🗣🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥
HES GOING PLACES!!!! 🗣️🗣️🗣️ 🔥🔥🔥THE DUMPSTER IS ONE OF THEM!!!! 🗣️🗣️🗣️ 🔥🔥
EVEN THE DUMPSTER REJECTED THIS MAN 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
@@DracheplayzTHE DUMPSTER WAS FULL FR 🗣️🗣️
@@peterk.2108 IT WAS FULL OF OXYGEN 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥
@@Dracheplayz OXYGEN STRAIGHT FROM SCHOOL BOY CHANGING ROOM AND GAY FROM PUBLIC TOILET
@@worldspam5682 THAT OXYGEN MUST HAVE CAME FROM ICELAND 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥
This a certified hood tragedy 💀
lol
Homie-o and juuliette
Hood contemporary.
LMAO
Gah DAMMMM
YOU DROPPED IT, PLEASE PICK IT UP
I don't want it, why do you think I dropped it?
@@harmony4445 dog owner don't want to pick up after their dogs, but they are obliged by law.
Same in this instance 🔥
@@worldspam5682 HAHAHAHA I LOVE THAT DKJFHGIURDVRUG
don't let bro near the kitchen again 🗣🗣🔥🔥☠
THIS IS NOT DARK AND EVIL 🔥🔥🗣️🗣️ THIS IS LUMINESCENT AND UPBEAT 🔥🔥🔥
Bro this beat is fire🔥🔥🔥 someone please get the fire extinguisher🔥🔥🔥💯💯🗣🗣
THIS BEAT WASNT RELEASED 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥IT FUCKING ESCAPED🗣️🗣️ 🗣️🔥🔥🔥
The only thing evil about this is the love your parents never gave you.
I will never recover from this. My only hope now is to drop out of college and live under a bridge. I hope you're happy.
@@harmony4445 not to fear help is hear. you ar grate and musician keep musicing and you will suceed hooray you wil perservear when times is hard and you wil be rick one daye
@@elgato3569 Aw man I can't wait to be Rick!
@@harmony4445astley
@@harmony4445who tf is Rick 😭
why do people even use instruments when they can use ear piercing siren sounds and metal pipe noises?
THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYIN!
Death Grips grindset
@@youtubewanderer3347speedcore artist grind set
its like someone who has taken it upon themselves to perfect the art of microwaving a lukewarm / hot exterior, cold interior hot pocket.
Gosh that is BRUTAL. Wow.
BRO THIS BEAT IS IN ORDER🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯A RESTRAINING ORDER🤫🧏♂
Ain’t nobody ordering no nun 🔥🔥🔥💀🔥🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯💯💵💵💵💵
MAN TRIED TO COOK 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥BLUD IS STILL IN THE KITCHEN🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
BLUD COOKED HIMSELF
@@worldspam5682MAN GOT A LITTLE CLOSE TO FIRE
WE'RE GETTING SENT TO THE HOOD WITH THIS ONE 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
This sounds like an awkward memory you suddenly think about while sitting on the toilet
Gonna lie this fire🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🙏🏻🙏🏻
WE GETTING PROMOTED TO ON THE STREETS WITH THIS ONE 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️
HE WENT SICKO MODE🔥🔥🔥
STAY 6 FEET AWAY 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
WE DEFINITELY GETTING ACCUSED OF WITCHCRAFT AND GETTING BURNED AT THE STAKE WITH THIS ONE 🔥🔥🔥
THIS MAN IS GOING PLACES🔥🔥🔥🔥 HOPEFULLY ITS BEHIND THE BARS HE'S SPITTING 🔥🔥🔥🥶
THIS MAN GOT SOME HIDDEN TALENT 🔥🔥 LET IT STAY THAT WAY 🗣️🗣️🗣️
Machine Girl Fans when Manual Boys walk in:
real estate
real
Material girls when personality boys walk in:
real
THE INSTRUCTIONS SAID TO FRY IT, AND HE FREEZED IT🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️
HE STARTED FROM THE BOTTOM AND STAYED THERE THANK GOD 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️
THE MAN'S BEEN COOKING BUT HE NEVER TURNED THE STOVE ON
AND THE CROWD STAYS SILENT 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿
YOU HAVE GOD SENT SKILL‼️🔥🔥🗣🗣🗿HE TOOK THE SKILL BACK❗🔥🔥🗿🗣🗣🔥
banjo kazooie dialouge type beat
BRO TRIED TO COOK 🔥🔥‼️‼️💥🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️HE COOKED AT THE CREMATORY INSTEAD 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️💀💀🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️
WE’RE GOING BACK TO THE MENTAL INSTITUTION WITH THIS ONE 🗣️🗣️🗣️‼️🔥🔥‼️🔥🔥🔥
THIS SHIT FIRE 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥PUT IT OUT AND FLUSH IT BACK IN THE TOILET 🗣️🗣️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️
the keys unironically go hard as fuck
im gonna add this to my favorite songs of all time, truly a masterpiece.
A weapon to surpass metal gear.
i can feel the darkness coming inside me
I’m coming inside the darkness 😫
@@toesformouththe darkness came inside of me ❤❤❤
@@thecamocampaindude5167 I’m coming 😫
the darkness is filling me up...
When you aspire to be the final boss but only end up as the crook whose windpipe Batman chooses for a landing pad
Sounds like when I had my brain tumor removed
the falling pipes really enhance the feeling of melancholy 🥺
On the "dark evil beat" ranking this is definitely somewhere in a tier.
BRO DID NOT ONLY BURN THE FOOD, BUT THE ENTIRE NEIGHBORHOOD IS BURNING DOWN ‼‼🔥🔥🗣🗣🗣
BRO COOKED, BUT ONLY SCHOOL CAFETERIA FOOD 🔥🔥🔥 🔊🔊🔊 🗣️🗣️🗣️ 🥶🥶🥶
HE TRIED COOKING 🔥🔥🔥
HE BURNED THE WHOLE HOUSE DOWN 🔥🔥🔥🔥
FROM ABLETON TO DISABLETON 🔥🔥🔥
Edging to this rn😂😂🔥🔥❤😂🔥😂
Uh... reconsider.
ah yes, jumpscarecore, my favourite
BRO BEGAN COOKING AND BURNT THE WHOLE BUILDING DOWN 🗣️🗣️🗣️‼️‼️‼️‼️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️
WE STAYING IN THE HOOD WITH THIS ONE 🔥🔥🔥🔥
THIS BEAT IS FLACID ‼️‼️🔥🔥🔥🔥😈🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🥶🥶
ITS GIVING ME AN ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION🗣🍌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌
fire 🔥🔥🔥 fire the PRODUCER 🗣🗣🗣🔊🔊🔊
Without the alarm and the pipe, kinda sounds decent
Even when I try to make something awful it ends up aight. Guess I'm just too good.
@@harmony4445 ITS SO GOOD THAT IT SOUNDS LIKE SHIT ❤🔥
AND THE CROWD GOES MILD 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
this shit is fireee, throw it awayyy
(seriously i LOVE your ultrakill fan tracks holy shit they go hard as hell)
Thank you very much!
I do make more than just memes and Ultrakill (most of which I'd say is just straight up better than my Ultrakill stuff).
@@harmony4445 yeah! love them dude!
WHO LET YOU IN THE KITCHEN? THIS BEAT IS BURNT!!!! 🔥🔥🔥🔥
when you run into a cave to escape the cops, but they still chase you:
THIS IS SICK 🗣️🗣️🗣️PLEASE TAKE THIS TO THE HOSPITAL
SFARTED FROM THE BOTTOM🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️MANAGED TO GET LOWER💯💯💯🥶🥶🥶
WHEN THE BEAT DROPPED IT SHATTERED INTO PIECES 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏
I thought to myself, "Dark _and_ evil? Not likely."
How wrong I was.
Mayhaps a bit inky and gloomy
He burnt the kitchen but I like the chaos so lit him COOK 🗣️🔥🗣️💯🗣️🔥💯🔥🗣️💯🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
BRO MADE CHARCOAL INSTEAD OF FOOD🗣🗣🗣❗❗🔥🔥🗣🗣🗣❗❗🔥🔥🗣🗣🗣❗❗🔥🔥🗣🗣🗣❗❗🔥🔥
He cooked something inedible
0:25-0:31 lowkey fire 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Feeling devious listening to this
this actually goes hard
If you mean "hard" like a brick to the noggin, then yes.
THIS MAN SLAYED 🔥🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🗣🔥🗣🔥🔥🗣🗣 SLAYED EVERYONES EARDRUMS AND PIERCED THROUGH THEIR SKULLS 🗣🔥🔥🗣🔥🗣🗣🔥🔥
BRO KNOWS MUSIC 🔥🔥🔥 BUT ONLY IN THEORY 🔥🔥🔥🗣🗣🗣
All jokes aside this part (0:31) sounds sick 🔥
bro didnt cook using an oven, he cooked using a goddamn minecraft furnace 💀
At 0:25 I yelled out "YIIIIIIIIKEEEEEEEEEES" so loud the entire hood heard it. 10/10
WE NEED A FULL VERSION OF THIS MASTERPIECE
THIS BEAT IS DARK AND EVIL 🗣️🗣️ 🗣️🗣️ WE NEED THE HERO TO SAVE US FROM IT 🔥🔥🔥🔥
I think its fire. Without the horn noises it sounds like a song from the mother series
WHOEVER DROPPED THIS🔥🔥🔥GOT A FINE FOR LITTERING🔥🔥🔥🔥
THIS IS FIRE!!🔥🔥🔥
REAL DUMPSTER FIRE 🙉🙉🔥🔥
Ok but that one part near the end with the three patterns harmonising actually fire
I actuallly love this so much, the way used the horn is like a parody of the prowler theme from spiderverse lol
And to add to that you have to be good musician to make this kind of nefariously deplorable, downright CHAOTIC EVIL beat.
whenever these memes are made you can easily tell if the person making it is a musician or not
Even when trying to be bad I just cant quite do it.
"Stuff like this is how you will gain the majority of your subscribers"
- A dank river valley near you
Evil KFC worker theme
THIS IS TRULY DARK AND EVIL 🗣💯🔥 HAD THE SUPERVILLAINS TURN GOOD 💯💯🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥
BRO CAN NEVER FALL 🔥🔥🔥
HE'S ALREADY ON THE FLOOR 🗣🗣🗣❗❗
SUCCESS IS CHASING HIM 🔥🔥🔥 BUT HE IS JUST SO FAST 💯💯 🗣️
GORDON RAMSAY CALLED🔥🔥🔥🗣🗣🗣IT WAS THE WRONG NUMBER💯💯🔥🔥🔥
THIS IS LIT🔥🔥🔥🔥MAKE THE ROOM DARK AGAIN🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
AND THE CROWD GOES MILD 🗣🔥‼⁉
THIS AINT BARS NO MORE THIS IS A SOLITARY CONFINEMENT 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔊🔊🔊🔊🔥🔥🔥🔥‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️
COMING STRAIGHT OUT OF THE UNDERGROUND WITH THIS ONE 🔥🔥🔥
PLEASE GO BACK THERE 🗣🗣❗❗🔥🔥
So really this is what every body is going to be listening to in thirty years . Watch.
i love it!! its so calm and peaceful, really helpful to fall asleep
🗣🔥🔥🔥🗣BRO IS NOT GETTING THAT BREAD 💯💯💯💯💥💥🔥🔥🔥🤑🤑🤑🤑BUT THEM CRUMBLES 🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🤑🤑💥💥💥
BRO GOT A SECRET TALENT 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🗣🗣KEEP IT SECRET🔥🗣🗣🔥🗣🗣