I think a Semitruck with a cow catcher strapped to the front could easily get through these car roadblocks. As for the more...creative barriers. It is fucked. Though for the hammer barrier. If two hammers were spaces out to a stagger pattern. Nothing for the most part would get through. At least not bring smashed and warping space and time.
That level 4 would be great to Trump build, but I think some 3 meter wide and 5 meter tall stone wall would be really protective wall against illegal immigrants and then we need some soldiers walking in the top of the wall looking does illegal immigrants come and, if they do come in middle of night with some really tall ladders or with some canoon that will break some part of the wall broken. The military soldiers that are walking top of the wall as guards needs to ring immediately back up to the military, that military comes with a lot of back force to not let anybody of illegal immigrants pass and then they can start rebuilding the wall next day after some canoon destroid bit of it.
Bruh it happens to me every time, Every time I scratch the car on the road side, the door stretches to the 4th dimension. You have any idea how much the repairs cost?
I was really impressed by how the chassis and body of the SendEx van separated in such a way it jammed the throttle all the way on the engine still attached to the chassis.
once I seen the forklift I knew it would make it. I'm a forklift operator myself and those things are super heavy! the back of it is solid iron and solid tires too.
@@DrRobotnikPingas interesting. did the cement counterweight come with the forklift or is it home made? i seen a lot of forklifts but never a cement counterweight. it actually sounds dangerous. if the weight cracks off the forklift can tip over if it's carrying a load.
*Car is completely flattened and the driver is now just a mushy pile of flesh*
Car Pal: “THAT WAS A SUCCESSFUL BREACH!!!”
Ikr and he refused to slow down instead of gun it
Gotta stay optimistic
This sounds like Warthunder's loading screen: "The plane is on the ground and the pilot is alive. A successful landing!"
Person puree. Human concentrate.
what time stamp?
Level 4 hammer security: *hits a car *
The car: **Bending time and space**
Introducing the Spaghettifier
LMAOOOOOOOOOOO I CANT XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
It would be hilarous, if actually border defense mechanism like that existed in the US-Mexican border.
Why did i read bedtime time
we all know that in real life u can just drive through the fence in any level
Ah, yes, the giant rotating hammers - a common feature of border crossings.
Underrated shit
It's a common thing
In the warhammer universe
This comment mad me lmao.
@@hoomanAdnan Yes, we have that on all of New Zealand's Land Borders
Imagine seeing a car being hit so hard it becomes a gigantic bidimensional triangle that stretch for hundred of meters
Yeah imagine.
Yeah imagine.
Yeah imagine.
Women ☕️
@@thesmoker4027 Women drivers.
I like how the border security went from using two military trucks to going "F*ck it" and strapping 4 hammers to a gate
Sus
The soviet union is Spy
UA-cam translates sus to their bruh
@@smurfstanford8606 sus sussy
Should've added sickles too...
CarPal: "Time to use the mightiest vehicle in the world"
**starts with a miata**
CarMighty:
Ok
_With the power of Mazda Miata, it sawed this boat in half_
-Phill Shift
I see what you did there
I thought of CarMighty too
Imagine if he replies
I love how every crash with extreme damage leads to the rendering engine deciding that the only acceptable recourse is produce geometric artifacts.
I love your fancy words lmao
There's a term for that: bad programming.
On level three:
car: on fire and completely crushed
Text: that was a solid breach
The racing forklift after going through the dangerous border:
“Tis but a scratch.”
@@FishbedFive lol
As a forklift operator, i can confirm that these machines are pretty tanky. They can take a punch and just shrug it off.
“This vehicle have no weakness, if you saw it, pray for your life” - Middle East conflict shenanigans
not long after this
news: a group of bandits breach the most secured bank with an racing-modded forklift
Lol
To beat border security, you just gotta be forklift certified. Like any chad
Cars vs Giant Lava Crater 😱
ua-cam.com/video/rD97kcGhKhw/v-deo.html
As a border guard I confirm that these tests are so realistic and accurate
I can imagine the Canada-US borders.
Are you working at one with giant hammers?
"This is what body and chassis divorce looks like"- I laughed uncontrollably at that part🤣
reality of polish guys when going through border
Yes same
Ouchie
6:03
@@joshthekiwi1540 good people still exist in this world
Just put a stack of Nokia phones at the gate, nothing's getting in or out.
Nice
NOkia
i bet thats why
Cringe
@•insert name• Unstoppable force vs immovable object
Noki is not strong, its the hype that people created which makes u belief that nokia is strong
7:21 "Don't worry, I'm forklift certified!"
Thanks to this video me and my family successfully crossed the border
@AlphaEagle 💀
Car Pal after losing the 2 back wheels and badly damaging the front two: I see this as an absolute win!
ua-cam.com/video/5jYg5KdH6-U/v-deo.html
I mean considering what happened to all of it's friends...
Hey what counts is that the car got to point B in a few pieces
When he said "we need something more explosive" he took that too seriously
I know he should have used 5 nukes instead of 2
Sus
Nothing stops the mail
He went to Iraq
bro went from crossing border illegally to active terrorism in 2 seconds
This is the greatest thing ever. I used to work the border, can confirm, this would make things a lot more interesting.
0:39 any NFSMW player knows that the rear of the car is the best part to hit the roadblock from
In 3:55 all of the cars are totaled and only two feet away from the actual border.
Car Pal: That's a pass.
that made me mad
3:29 me and the boys breaking into area 51
Yes
Lol
Read this as it came up
It would be nice if there wasn't a giant log of void spaghetti every time Car Pal got a hammer sent into his car.
what ya mean? that's the best part, shit hits so fucking hard it just breaks
3:00 Never Been this much satisfied in life .... Chills
“Breaching all levels or border security”
Getaway drivers: InTeReStInG
how do you spell this wrong it literally has it in the title
who even cares
All fun n game until the patrol starts piling up nokia...
Yeah, but the part about surviving being optional might be off-putting for some.
I think it would, in my unprofessional opinion, be easier to simply brave the barbed wire rather than get minced by that death grinder
Yes any car can take that out
@@themuffincat but not a motorcycle
@@imaddictedtowater4305 true
this went from two army trucks and a barrier to THREE GIANT SWINGING HAMMERS GOING REALLY FAST real quick
"If 1 can't do it.......the 2 of us will"
-Steve & George
P.s need more episodes of these two 😢💯
You mean Adam and Steve.
6:32 exact example of thought LIFE IS GOING WELL 🤣
4:17 SWAT vehicles to pal : NO
4:27 Pal with sendex explosive van : yes
7:35 this is now forklift certified.
I think a Semitruck with a cow catcher strapped to the front could easily get through these car roadblocks. As for the more...creative barriers. It is fucked.
Though for the hammer barrier. If two hammers were spaces out to a stagger pattern. Nothing for the most part would get through. At least not bring smashed and warping space and time.
the fact I just subbed and a new vid drops
7:48 It's Jumping For Joy 😂
I told myself the same thing lol
1:29 Ebay: Driven less than 100 miles, like-new condition, $20,000
6:46 How to make Hot Rod tutorial
Car Pal : *tries different border security*
Donald Trump : Interesting...
Awsome 😂😂
U mean joe biden
That level 4 would be great to Trump build, but I think some 3 meter wide and 5 meter tall stone wall would be really protective wall against illegal immigrants and then we need some soldiers walking in the top of the wall looking does illegal immigrants come and, if they do come in middle of night with some really tall ladders or with some canoon that will break some part of the wall broken. The military soldiers that are walking top of the wall as guards needs to ring immediately back up to the military, that military comes with a lot of back force to not let anybody of illegal immigrants pass and then they can start rebuilding the wall next day after some canoon destroid bit of it.
@@Sim0n_SS yes
@@jout738
Based wall
6:18 ITS JAMMED
Solid breach? That thing was a metal pancake on fire. Good stuff though.
damn, those who survive these levels of border security deserve to get a green card instantly
Lets take a moment to appreciate the amount of lives sacrificed for our entertainment
well, level 6 was almost successful
I was thinking this is just a game but RIP
yeah, all the people paying taxes for the successful attempts that shouldn't have made it in.
5:09 CarMighty: Gud🤌
2:50 this is 10000000% my dream car bro!
4:05 é o SEDEX
Legends say the civic is still getting thrown on the ground from the four hammers to this day (in a cool way)
I love this guy, he makes my day.
3:06 is no one gonna talk about this transition
7:27
Sport + Forklift = sporklift
"beamng is a realistic car crash simulator"
Beamng : 1:49 (and more of the 4th dimension warping glitches)
that never happens to you irl???
@@tacticalbarstool3385 i guess
thats a russian mod what the fuck do u expect lmao
@@tacodoritos2421 that makes sense.
Bruh it happens to me every time,
Every time I scratch the car on the road side, the door stretches to the 4th dimension.
You have any idea how much the repairs cost?
7:52 The forklift agrees as it's jumping for joy after :)
The Send E X van at 3:34 be like: WWWWWHHHHHHHEEEEEEEE
Oops meant to say 4:34
3:17 thats the MFing green saber
Thank you, I can now raid Area 51 with the right vehicle after many trials and errors
1:03 going strong into the next life 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
7:21 what it means to be forklift certified
5:27 this is what I thought too 🤣🤣🤣
1:55
Okay that can not be a real border entrence
Well, at least those three cars at Lv. 5 challenge did stick together till the end. 😋
Something tells me driving through the fence would work better in all of these situations
7:00 nascar thunder 2004 called, they want their interior graphics back
"Let's cross the border illegally", they said. "What could possibly go wrong?", they said
4:20 When DHL has to do a really important delivery and asks FedEx for some help. xD
"Did we breach the border successfully"
"YES SIR no scratches at all"
2:06 This reminds me of Loki getting Hulk Smashed.
"solid breach, some of the wheels are still spinning" bruh, the car was on fuckin fire WYMMMMM SOLID BREACH THE DUDE IS NONE EXISTENT. HE DED. 💀 1:20
When you realize carefully cutting the wired fence is better that ramming 2 cars and a van into an armoured vehicle
2:41
Well....bolide is Italian for "fireball"
Looks like classic car pal is back!!
6:55 this is what a family hot rod looks like
CarPal: Maybe a sneaky tiny vehicle is the answer
The car: gets rekt
How to escape border patrol:
-drive a forklift with excessive tuning
Bruh
The APC you used for the final level was almost completely unharmed.
it didn't get through tho?
I like that fact that the white van in 4:28 casually has 2 nukes sitting in the back
Exquisite gameplay and awesome music ,never seen that before
That 3am civic thing is so relatable
I love this channel, there's so much content variety.
I agree
5:21
Definitely did not see that one coming
If most of your content is like this, then you my friend have earned a loyal subscriber, because this is funny as hell!
5:15 dead from whiplash alone
The almighty forklift triumphs over all.
Those steering wheels can sure take a beating
Car pal has legendary humor
I was really impressed by how the chassis and body of the SendEx van separated in such a way it jammed the throttle all the way on the engine still attached to the chassis.
¡Gracias, amigo! Your tips helped me emigrate from Mexico
2:22 omg Car Pal has been Jeremy Clarkson all along omg guys
Fantastic choice for the background music. Made me feel like we were doing science.
I love watching this types of videos.
The one at 6:00 had me dying
once I seen the forklift I knew it would make it. I'm a forklift operator myself and those things are super heavy! the back of it is solid iron and solid tires too.
The back of our forklifts are made of cements
@@DrRobotnikPingas all 3 of the ones i drive are solid cast iron. what year is yours? never heard of cement counterweights for forklifts
@@georgieippolito9924 2019
@@DrRobotnikPingas interesting. did the cement counterweight come with the forklift or is it home made? i seen a lot of forklifts but never a cement counterweight. it actually sounds dangerous. if the weight cracks off the forklift can tip over if it's carrying a load.
Thanks, this video will come in handy!
On the final stage, "it's time to use one of the most powerful vehicles in the world"
Me: "a Mazda Miata, HOW IS THAT POWERFUL????"
I was thinking to myself "you know, you could survive all of these breaches with the T series ran plow." Then I saw level 4
6:11
…
That’s what she said
pal, your videos are so much satisfying. May god be with you to get 10M subs..
I like how the forklift did a little victory dance at the end 😂
1:41did u notice the 420?
2:15 I think Steering is built of Nokia Material!!
HAA DHL and FedEx😂👌🏻 that’s a keeper
Could see that civic for hours, made my day :)))
1:48 That's exactly what those 3 a.m. revving Honda Civics deserve