Roses are red, Violets are blue, I made this rhyme, Just for you.😈 Ten unlucky animals, Drinking some wine, One gets drunk, And now there are nine. Nine unlucky animals, Eating some cake, One starts choking, Now there are eight. Eight unlucky animals, Visiting heaven, One stays up there, Now there are seven. Seven unlucky animals, Doing fire tricks, One gets burnt, And now there are six. Six unlucky animals, Looking through a hive, One gets stung, And now there are five. Five unlucky animals, Feeding a boar, One gets eaten, And now there are four. Four unlucky animals, Climbing up a tree, One falls down, And now there are three. Three unlucky animals, Doing some poo, One gets stuck, And now there are two. Two unlucky animals, Making a pun, One muddles it up, And now there is one. One unlucky animal, Fixing up the pun, The animal has a heart attack, Now there are none. This took ages, I had to pause the video, Hope you enjoyed, Now back to the video. *end of rhyme*
I ACTUALLY NEEDED this video because I was at the beach and my dad told me I had to leave and I didn't want to leave so this video REALLY helped me forget about that. Thx for the video plz make more.
“You make 10 meals, your not considered a cook” “You make 10 paintings your not considered an artist” “But you kill ONE PERSON AND YOUR CONSIDERED A MURDERER”
Her: “ I see this in death note” Me: “YOU WATCH DEATH NOTE!!??!!!” Edit: oh shit 132 likes? 👁👄👁 Thank you guys! 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺❤️❤️❤️❤️ Edit 2: wtf where are y’all comin from?
0:22 The dude: WhERe iS tHe BaBY?!?! The baby: Chill I’m just vibing to the remix of The wheels on the Bus. Edit: Tysm for the likes I’ve never gotten that many!
Look behind you
C r e e p y
ahh bruh r scared me
It’s just the air particles, close call. 😎
dangmattsmith am here yay , hai.
*looks behind me and sees some pillows* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
oNly PeoPle tHat reMembEr “yOur favOraTe frEnch yOutuBer” cAn LIkE
Excuse how-
Good I do XD
DUHHHHHHHH
Yes
OMg I Do
No one:
Bots: "wHo elSe is A tRue faN"
I make vidz btw💞
says a bot
bot
Me
omg ikr and they are bots
Is a bot
Made me smile:) 10/10
Worth watching instead of sleeping for school
Good I’m not the only one 😂😂
I'm done! Getting my diploma may 22
Lia " pets are not friends there wi-"
Ad "cUstOmizE rOoT"
Literally everyone’s experience this video. 😂
I just got a ad saying mom look at my clothes they are dirty and then showing how clean they are after cleaning ew
😂💫💖
I got Aspen Dental lol
Bruh she said they are friends
SSSniperwolf quotes:
"That's Iillegal"
"wam bam yes mam"
"CLICK CLICK" My fav
Wow sO orİgiNaL
@@percolsin =( I just wanted to comment that. Sike I aint take no crap from anybody
You got a point here,keep up your self-esteem.
your Amazing
Yes we need merch lol
She’s the only one that makes me happy when I have a bad day and now that there’s a virus
Same
ya meh too.
Same here
Same
Same
lia never fails to make us smile
Never
She has
she has failed to make us smile? is that what your saying?
Lia: " *Pets are friends, not wipes* "
That Vegan Teacher: " *AnImAlS aRe FrIeNdS, NoT fOoD* "
Yessssss!!
Lol
Anyone like science? I do
Hey umm I watched your videos and I really like it so I was asking if you can post more videos please
@@sama-3342 me? Ummmm why did I get a notification for your reply ❓❓❓
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I made this rhyme,
Just for you.😈
Ten unlucky animals,
Drinking some wine,
One gets drunk,
And now there are nine.
Nine unlucky animals,
Eating some cake,
One starts choking,
Now there are eight.
Eight unlucky animals,
Visiting heaven,
One stays up there,
Now there are seven.
Seven unlucky animals,
Doing fire tricks,
One gets burnt,
And now there are six.
Six unlucky animals,
Looking through a hive,
One gets stung,
And now there are five.
Five unlucky animals,
Feeding a boar,
One gets eaten,
And now there are four.
Four unlucky animals,
Climbing up a tree,
One falls down,
And now there are three.
Three unlucky animals,
Doing some poo,
One gets stuck,
And now there are two.
Two unlucky animals,
Making a pun,
One muddles it up,
And now there is one.
One unlucky animal,
Fixing up the pun,
The animal has a heart attack,
Now there are none.
This took ages,
I had to pause the video,
Hope you enjoyed,
Now back to the video.
*end of rhyme*
Simp (edit:the most best simp I have seen in my life
1m claps for you
One of the most original Comments I've ever seen my whole life
I like=1 billion claps
@@magicalmayhem4042 ur a simp
"Pets are friends NOT wipes"
Me: So like that really needed to be said....
FR
IKR FR
LOL
wdym
What does FR mean
I ACTUALLY NEEDED this video because I was at the beach and my dad told me I had to leave and I didn't want to leave so this video REALLY helped me forget about that. Thx for the video plz make more.
"Pets are friends, not wipes."
-Lia, 2020
Mhm
I hope they were joking about using them cuz that’s gross
Julia Roth yep
Mhmm
Renu Bala 2l
Lia is making everyone's quarantine better
But Who els heard ociffer at 8:47 😗
Ociffer means drunk pronunciation of the word officer so I'm pretty sure she meant to say ociffer
Do u mean else?
When you run out of ideas for comments
It's u
I did
sniperwolf: laughing at the other tiktoks
me: getting anxiety and getting paranoid from that spider jumpscare oml im- shooketh
Mood
Fffffff
Oof
me now living in that house: HOLY SHIT I GOTTA MOVE SOMEWHERE ELSE
Is that you SSSniperwolf?
0:27 This was the moment I started to suffocate from laughing too much.
5:55 i can confim this is a true clip
Lol
The best words i have heard: "Hello friends its me."
The sad words hear every video: "But anyways thats all for today."
soo trueeee
omg thats the same as me!!
Saammmeee
@Colorific_Shadow rlly?
@@renubala3854 *sad face*
Completely random fact:
Otters hold hands when they are asleep so that they don't float away from each other.
That is so wholesome 🥰
That's sweet
Awwwww ♥
Awww so cute🥺🥰
Omg awwww
your vids always make me smile anyway 😊
Who else randomly found SSSniperWolf and has watched her ever since.
me
Me lmao
Everyone. Thats how youtube works with every single channel
Ikr
Me
“Pets are friends not wipes.”
Mmk I’ll right that down anything else
But wipes are friends
So friends are wipes
really spelt write wrong -
@@julietphilips2329 yeah it either auto corrected or she just spelt right instead of write
tiffany philips Ik-
"Burgulars , they s t r u g g l i n g - 😭"
Edit : tysfm for 300+ likes ! + for the big fat F 's
Get a big F
@@awhsushi7297 Oh yeah it’s from sniperwolf she said to put a F in chat
Big fat f
Big bad F
@@user-cc4yv3sf4o big fat f
I like that this video is made to make you smile but I think we can all agree that she’s the one that makes us smile
Car: *stops for deer*
What the deer sees: *so many cars*
Car: *goes*
What the deer sees: *clear road*
Whaaaaa?
-
Wha-are u sure
Um ok? WHAT IS THAT
I m so confused
Tiktok: **girls walks on water with oil**
me: Seems real **tries**
You: drowns
Doesn't return
hi
*follows in your footsteps*
,😆
6:37 made me jump out of my chair and hit my head on a table,
Literally….
No one.
Bots be like: “tO thE eaRlY sQuaD reDING thIs”
I create vidz btw💞
lol ik
nice vids btw
UR A BOT
Hi It’Sarah 💜❤️💜❤️💜
Ok bot stop asking for veiws
i subed
I was literally dying when Batman said “justice”
*J u s t i c e*
Yah it was funny
Pppppfffftttttt
Same
Ikr 😅
THAT SPIDER JUMP GOT ME REAL GOOD :')
Me too
Me too
Me too
i read this comment but still jumped lol
Me too
She finds the best videos for us to watch
“You know, we can’t work”
..........
“YoUr HoMe iS oUr OfFiCe!”
Ha you home is our office hahahah
My office
𓅓𓆙␈𐂃𐂂𓀬𓆈𓃗𓃱𓀡𓅷𓆏𓃰𓄁𓃠𓅿𓃟𓂻♔︎♕︎𓀿𓀐𓂉⚣︎⚢︎⚣︎⚥︎⚤︎𓅰
ÐÅÑG Î WĀŇT ÇØÖL FÕǸTŞ TØÖ
8:17 when she said “yes, I am sober, osifer” I was like “mhmmm totally “
No one:
Not even lias spider in the bedroom
Anime characters when they're surprised: *chokes on spit*
izuwu victuuri hi😎
@@shunshun6438 hello!
@@shunshun6438 you summoned me?
Hello food
Not just anime characters...
JUSTICE made me laugh so hard lmao 😂
can we all agree she makes our day so much better?
We can all agree on that yes.
Yeah you’re right she does
Can we all agree she makes our day so much better
@@quietthing1524 that’s what he said-
@@Frogs4lifeee yes we can all agree and plus it took me almost forever to post this comment
Lia: If u laugh u have no soul
*DIEING OF LAUGHTER*
ME: stops to realize what she just said
*GOES BACK TO LAUGHING*
It’s Dying Not Dieing
2 I wonder y🤙🏾👌
I see the dog hit his head
Me: oh no poor doggy
Me two seconds later: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
EvveRy tImE i rE WaCh iT I lAugh sO hArd
I can relate to that
“Funny TikToks that will make you smile”
Tbh SSSniperWolf is the one that’s making me smile!
ArcticFox SAMEE
Simps
3V0LUT10N I’m straight
Pov: you are saying this to get pinned
Itz Peachy Girl
I’m tryna be nice :(
Lia can literally say one word and make everyone smile😊😂
Merchs SSSniperwolf should make:
“THATS ILLEGAL”
“disgoooostang”
“WAM BAM YES MA’M”
“WEEEOOW”
“bone apple teeth”
“SSSSKKKRRRRTTT”
“YEET”
“OOF”
“Its Your Favorite French UA-camr”
“hello friends it’s me”
“YESSICA
2K subs for this egg notis on what about: croooonchy
YES
I want yessica
Yes
What about Skkkiiiiiiiiiny ( skinny)
'pets are friends, not wipes"
Emotional line ;(
-Sssniperwolf 2020
How said I can’t use my dog as a wet wipe
in some countries you use your hand and soap example Nepal i live in Nepal
My day isn’t complete without the “hElLo fRiEnDs iTs mE”
Anyone else?
*OH JUST GIVE ME HATE COMMENTS ON MY VIDEO OKAY!!*
I SAID GIVE ME HATE COMMENTS ON MY VIDEO OKAY 🔪🔪🔪🔪
ASMR Slime Compilations me too
Excuse me its HeLlO FrIeNdS lollol
Cadence Lovisa PALEN lol
@@user-uj7zb7hw3x oh Kevin oh Kevin SHUUT UP
I love your content 💕
ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ the only thing that makes me smile is you Lia. ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ
Edit: can you guys stop calling me a simp , I am a just a kid 😤
Same
100% wholesome
SIMP.
Same ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ
Taccora Edwards yo
Me: makes a loud sound with a car
the police: shut up idiot
It’s funny 😆 1:51
Edit: TYSM FOR 236 LIKES!!!
Huh I just realized that
Its called revving
Hjg jgujhy6
@DEREK GARCIA ik I love cars
🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀
"Pets are friends. NOT wipes. "
Well said
@I Am KevinBB why😕
0-0
Simp
@@lillianferreira164 y e s
ok how am i a simp
OMG I love her outfit
“Funny tiktoks that will make you smile”
4:19
Me: NUUUUU THE DOGGIE
Mean but funny😂😂🤣🤣
I just watch that one
Nuuu the poor doggie :
"Pets are friends, not wipes. :(" - SSSniperWolf
Yassssssssssss👏
Glad she posted this beavise its monday and everyone knows Monday is the worst
My teacher gave me homework on the damn weekends you know damn well I ain't doing homework
Fr
Thx for all the laughs for all these years sssniperwolf 🙂
The spider one made me scream so high that my mom and dad ran in my room asking "WHATS WRONG!?!?" and "DID SHE DIE YET?"
Woooooow
Lol same
Omg dude there's a spider? I haven't gone that far yet!
JESUS CRIS I UNDER STAND WUT U MEANT JOW KMG THAT SCREAM MADE ME THROW MY FAV PIZZA PILLOW AT MY TABLET OMG DUDE
OMG SAMEEEEEEEEEE
“You make 10 meals, your not considered a cook”
“You make 10 paintings your not considered an artist”
“But you kill ONE PERSON AND YOUR CONSIDERED A MURDERER”
You're sus.
Judith sus vote him
Is what I would say if this was among us
How he know dis
@@forgottenfishy5798 i dunno maybe news
(sorry that might sound rude)
judith cameron he the imposter
1:02 When u mess with commands and give ur self speed infinite
2:48 MY FRIEND SENT ME THIS AND I BUSTED OUT LAUGHING
Me: “Quick, think of something funny!”
My brain: *Sips tea in revolt* “N o t T o d a y”
Bts not today?!?!??!
lol
Petition to take her up on her "Spooky Sunday" idea a while back?? I love her spooky videos!
Bru
Why not Ù-Ú
it’s satisfying sunday as of right now, but that would be cool for october since it’s so close to halloween
No thank you im fine with the normal vids. Im chicken so what?
@@astralityyy Bruh in my timezone, it's the 28th. That's not close to Halloween.
“roses are red 🌹”
“violets are blue”
“I love SSSniperwolf”
“and you should too” 😌🔥
Ok
I love sniper wolf
Pxnda Playz your watching her idiot
@@flowergirl1388 she was being sarcastic about the spelling 😅
Same i feel you
You always make me laugh I love your vids
It’s 1am and on the spider one coming to the camera I actually screamed
I jumped out of bed lmao
I screamed so hard-
I watched that video last year and dropped my phone 😂😭 but I watched it and I'm ok
it scared me i about had a heart attack 😪
THE MAGIC WORD TO SUMMON STEP BROTHER IS "HELP IM STUCK"
MUM: TIMMY WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR DINNER
TIMMY: JuStIcE
Lol
Lol
Lmao
His name is max and lol
@@kbuddensiek and when you write a name it ALWAYS starts with a capital
Your the one that makes me smile
Bot
Sssniperwolf: you laugh you got no soul
Me: *almost dies of laughter*
Ikr 😂😂✌️👏🏼
oof
Felt that
Yes I felt that too
Piper’s World sameeeee lol
Everyone: BE HONEST WHOS BEEN A FAN OF SSSNIPERWOLF FOR A LONG TIME?
me: nun ur biz
I’ve been watching her videos for over I think....2 years
They are bots saying that lol
M3
Me
ikrrrr they just wanna be first like did you even watch the whole video?
Her: “ I see this in death note”
Me: “YOU WATCH DEATH NOTE!!??!!!”
Edit: oh shit 132 likes? 👁👄👁 Thank you guys! 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺❤️❤️❤️❤️
Edit 2: wtf where are y’all comin from?
I’m eight and i watch it with my brother
What de
I'm 9
@MARA SĂLĂGEAN what
look at my profile pic ALL YOU MHA FANS
Omg how loves sssniperwolf
SSSniperwolf posts:
The bots:“Who's been a TRUE fan of “SSSniperWolf” for OVER a year”😇"
That is sooo right
@@forkly5725 ye
ik
I have been watching her for two years
*OH JUST GIVE ME HATE COMMENTS ON MY VIDEO RIGHT NOW!*
I SAID GIVE ME HATE COMMENTS ON MY VIDEO RIGHT NOW OKAY 🤬🤬
SSSniperwolf: “ bet you ain’t ready for this”
Ad: get 20% of you insurance with budget direct insurance solved
TRUEST COMMENT EVER
True
true, i got a *StAdIa* ad
lol
Thanks but I wouldn’t have made this comment if SSSniperwolf didn’t make her videos so big shout out Lia
“Pets are friends, not wipes” -SSSnipperWolf 2020
Edit: thank for so many likes!
Yeah
*it's 2021 tho ):0*
@@wolfi_animatez4089 I think this video was posted in 2020
@@kaeyamainsyourmom9648 OhHhh
@@kaeyamainsyourmom9648 sorry lol
Did you ever just find sssniperwolf randomly a few years ago and now you just watch her daily?
Burglars:"YoUr HoMe Is OuR oFfIcE." Me: Oh, welp NoT aNyMoRe
Exactly they stupid
I mean they be like YoUr hoMe IS oUR OffICe
I mean I never leave my house even before corona
I am blinded by the outside world it’s like holy Jesus bought the sun infront of my window
Anime characters when they're suprised: *violent choking noises*
Hello junko
@@Urlocalbadomen Hi.
Hello, Junko
JUNKO I LOVE UUUU
@@Totally_MissMillz :}
Nobody:
Not even a soul:
Me:looks at the 99+ notifications 👁👄👁
Sniper:ignores notifications 👁👅👁
I thought it was only me lol
I saw it like 👁👄👁😭
“pets are friends, not wipes!”
-sssniperwolf🎃
Lia: I’ve been practicing walking in a straight line
Also Lia: let an Ociffer test me
😂😂
Jesus loves you please repent
i thought she meant let oscar test me and i was like who tf is oscar?????
@@stephs8217 stop forcing
@@stephs8217 stop forcing
I checking to see if anyone noticed too and found this comment.
The fact she has more than 27.6M friends "Hello friends it’s me" just never gets old
Correction, 27.7M 🤓
Correction 27.8M
@@mypfpsayitsalll8687 yup
Correction, 27.9M
@@UhhhNoel correction 28M
Sssniper wolf should have merch that says “that’s illegal
@I Am KevinBB is you ok fam-
I Am KevinBB ok i will give u a mean one
PøisønGhöst ÙwÚ No it is just a bot the real one is saying sorry
100%
Seen many comments with the same words
The Gru one had me wheezing XD
Dude: Makes a weird "Anime" sound
Me: Sounds like I'm choking trying to imitate him
Lol
👍🏽👍🏽
Only people who remember ‘Yessica’ can like 🥺
Not liking but I remember
I can’t like people’s posts but I remember
me in wild craft:*lvls up
me:NUUU
*wat I say*: yey
I remember yessica. Yessica is the best
I remember but I like the like counter staying at 90 so I aint liking
Only oh’s remember this
“Hi friends this is your favorite French UA-camr”
Og’s
Oh you know your girl remembers "Hi friends this is your favourite French youtuber"
*then YEETS the hat*
Mhmhhm yes i am oH
Damn girl-
I’m not an oh
Dang that spider scared the life outa me 😂
God bless us all stay safe stay blessed stay happy may your parents live 100 years love you all
Bot
Good boy or bad bot
The day isn’t completed without “Hello friends it’s me”!
Just One Single subscribe
Yes it is
The best part: Hello friends its me
The worst part: But anyways that's it for today
6:20 yall its 3:17 a.m., and i just screamed
0:22
The dude: WhERe iS tHe BaBY?!?!
The baby: Chill I’m just vibing to the remix of The wheels on the Bus.
Edit: Tysm for the likes I’ve never gotten that many!
Thus deserves more likes
*this
True lol
Melanie Martinez version or the child friendly version
nice one
Lia: * posts *
Bots: OnE pErSon wHo lIkEs tHiS wIlL bEcOmE A bIlLIOnAiRe. GoOd lUcK
When I read the title i’m like no way because the only one that makes me smile is sniper wolf
How dare you do this to me spiders are my worst fear and I literally dropped my phone
What?
@@ronnie6442 ?
@@user-sq8ek2sy7k ?
yea
I love your videos is so nice
No one:
Not a soul:
R.I.P: The ‘Big fat juicy F’ no one is saying 😖
F
F
First single subscribe 🙏
Rosey Cupcake f
FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNN
*cat yeets its self*
Sssniperwolf: "I bet you weren't expecting... that"
hi toph
@@yuukyo0 sup
Lia: *uploads*
UA-cam: lets put this on her notifications 21 hours later
My yt:posted now
Me:*clicks*
The video:4 hours ago
Me:..yay..
That is so true
@stewie griffin but i do
@stewie griffin she's talking about herself
Love you
"There is a chance your dog can be Hitler"
Me: *looks at my dog and slowly scoots away*
Bro same-
same, considering I have 2 dogs, wait-
4:50
1:50 LMFAO THE BEST COP IN TOWN BROTHERS
“PeTs ArE fRiEnDs NoT wIpEs” -Sssniperwolf’s Quote of the Century
Ffffff
Now whos gonna be the one to wipe their a$s with poor puppo
Haha
But my cat is the only one that can wipe away my tears
Lol
Lea "pets are friends not wipes" greatest speech of the year !
5:08 I laughed to hard I sound like that lol