I bought 2b2t coordinates on eBay.....

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  • @JediPlays0309
    @JediPlays0309 3 роки тому +19014

    Well that’s one way to spend 1k dollars

    • @afan1924
      @afan1924 3 роки тому +330

      *wasting

    • @callieot3982
      @callieot3982 3 роки тому +40

      Yes

    • @JediPlays0309
      @JediPlays0309 3 роки тому +180

      @@afan1924 I mean I don’t wanna imply it’s a waste incase it isn’t ya know?

    • @JediPlays0309
      @JediPlays0309 3 роки тому +75

      Wouldn’t know cause I didn’t buy it

    • @afan1924
      @afan1924 3 роки тому +17

      @@JediPlays0309 ok

  • @johnveriloyson6639
    @johnveriloyson6639 3 роки тому +3570

    “I did something stupid, so you didn't have to.”
    -FitMC

    • @NoCarbs.
      @NoCarbs. 3 роки тому +4

      😝

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 3 роки тому +4

      HELLO!!! I want to spend time with celebrities. Just kidding. GAGAGAGAGA! I only want to spend time with my two girlfriends and record UA-cam videos for with the 3 of us. OH YEAH. Don't hate me for living the best life, dear jon

    • @Cyrogenesis.
      @Cyrogenesis. 3 роки тому +3

      @@AxxLAfriku waht?

    • @ballinn
      @ballinn 3 роки тому +1

      W E W A T C H E D T H E V I D E O :)

    • @BlueInk404
      @BlueInk404 3 роки тому +3

      @@Cyrogenesis. don’t listen to him he’s... I’ve seen him a million times just ignore him.

  • @ShakeNBake0913
    @ShakeNBake0913 3 роки тому +8163

    “So I purchased Coordinates to my Dad’s house”

    • @shikk1029
      @shikk1029 3 роки тому +89

      Bruv just say u used the lottery money so the dad will tell u his coords

    • @blackgayman
      @blackgayman 3 роки тому +28

      Impossible.

    • @blackgayman
      @blackgayman 3 роки тому +21

      @huervomalo by himself 😔😔😔

    • @guydudedudeguy9030
      @guydudedudeguy9030 3 роки тому +16

      So I’m selling coordinates to your mom’s house

    • @N1dz
      @N1dz 3 роки тому +14

      Turns out the store has a shortage of milk for the past 27 years

  • @rednassie1101
    @rednassie1101 3 роки тому +3234

    I like how cheating is basically as normal as walking on that server

    • @b4sh936
      @b4sh936 3 роки тому +28

      I dont get it, why is he cheating?

    • @unitedfalls3001
      @unitedfalls3001 3 роки тому +387

      @@b4sh936 because it’s an anarchy server it’s allowed

    • @victordodai6311
      @victordodai6311 3 роки тому +177

      @@b4sh936 2b2t is a server with no rules my guy C:

    • @mxstila6220
      @mxstila6220 3 роки тому +150

      @@b4sh936 As 2b2t is an anarchy server, there are no rules against hacks, so they are technically allowed.

    • @b4sh936
      @b4sh936 3 роки тому +12

      @@mxstila6220 isnt it boring to play with that many cheats?

  • @Eth0B
    @Eth0B 3 роки тому +5741

    Fit in 2030: “I Bought 2B2T from hausemaster on the dark web”

    • @theodorstefanov5331
      @theodorstefanov5331 3 роки тому +66

      probably true

    • @ramdhan.1
      @ramdhan.1 3 роки тому +100

      And he will say that he did it so that we don't have to

    • @strahinja2475
      @strahinja2475 3 роки тому +94

      He will buy hausemaster from dark web

    • @riddim.
      @riddim. 3 роки тому +11

      He already did that lol

    • @ramdhan.1
      @ramdhan.1 3 роки тому +19

      @@strahinja2475 Well the real housemaster has already left 2b2t

  • @dansnell5774
    @dansnell5774 3 роки тому +2208

    That’s a get rich quick scheme: build bases on 2b2t and then sell the coords to legitimize your business

    • @flp322
      @flp322 3 роки тому +116

      Well if they're selling for 7.50, it sounds like you're not gonna get that rich, and it isn't going to be very quick either.

    • @wihamaki
      @wihamaki 3 роки тому +206

      Create a bot program that builds a base. In some countries, that amount of U.S. dollars would be worth it.

    • @JayRain
      @JayRain 3 роки тому +66

      @@flp322 if you're selling cords to a shitty auto generated village that has potato's for 7.50 then that's legit a ripoff

    • @JayRain
      @JayRain 3 роки тому +15

      @@wihamaki Just make one where you can export JSON configs and import them to build bases.

    • @phantomaviator1318
      @phantomaviator1318 3 роки тому +32

      @@JayRain Give the bots some diamonds and dupe stashes to place in the base

  • @shirohawke9413
    @shirohawke9413 3 роки тому +6231

    Lmao 12 yr old Johnny just scored some quick bucks...

    • @therealsans6937
      @therealsans6937 3 роки тому +31

      Lmao

    • @HollowG_
      @HollowG_ 3 роки тому +12

      F em

    • @chimchu3232
      @chimchu3232 3 роки тому +63

      Sure if $7.50 is worth the hassle 😂

    • @impoppy9145
      @impoppy9145 3 роки тому +134

      Ah yes 7 dollars. I can finally buy 2 large Coca Cola's and half a hamburger

    • @opticwallbong4045
      @opticwallbong4045 3 роки тому +31

      @@chimchu3232 buddy did nothing by sending cords that he probably raided himself lol

  • @twaniboy11
    @twaniboy11 3 роки тому +1191

    What if the supposed viewer who contacted Fit was the seller himself?

  • @letsmakegames947
    @letsmakegames947 3 роки тому +4414

    Plot twist: the person on twitter made the post

  • @senkyte
    @senkyte 3 роки тому +4151

    "This is going to be an absolute disaster"
    You bought coordinates for the oldest anarchy block game server on EBay. You don't say?

    • @secretsmokystarr
      @secretsmokystarr 3 роки тому +3

      LMAOO

    • @ezboi5768
      @ezboi5768 3 роки тому +2

      Lol

    • @funtendo95
      @funtendo95 3 роки тому +3

      He said that line while I was reading it....

    • @Crystalelements182
      @Crystalelements182 3 роки тому +2

      Fit: this is a bad idea. I'm doing it

    • @flp322
      @flp322 3 роки тому +12

      He bought coords for the oldest anarchy server in Minecraft on the oldest marketplace on the Internet.

  • @subsloth3180
    @subsloth3180 3 роки тому +1969

    Chorus fruit is even better because of it's ability to be eaten even when you're not hungry. Spam eating them will give you 2.5 saturation each so you'll heal faster if you lose health.

    • @user-in1zh9do6n
      @user-in1zh9do6n 3 роки тому +47

      I didn`t know that it can be eaten and give saturation if you full hunger

    • @Umbral_darkness
      @Umbral_darkness 3 роки тому +6

      @@user-in1zh9do6n me neither

    • @simplespector3520
      @simplespector3520 3 роки тому +3

      lets see how many subs i can get by commenting
      current:. 192🤔🤔🤔

    • @Adrianpizza
      @Adrianpizza 3 роки тому +51

      @@simplespector3520 no.
      Edit: LMAO i got more likes then him

    • @sealed3333
      @sealed3333 3 роки тому +5

      @@Adrianpizza no

  • @thevampirematrix816
    @thevampirematrix816 3 роки тому +446

    3:15 I also have an issue with cake being in the S category as, even though it yields the most food points, it yields a poor amount of saturation points which means you will become hungry very quickly afterwards. Also, they don't stack which is sad :( (I do think chorus fruit is under rated, it can even teleport you through obsidian and into someones secret base!)

    • @BadUsernameKing
      @BadUsernameKing 2 роки тому +1

      true

    • @Spud_Farmer
      @Spud_Farmer 2 роки тому +1

      Yeah I only use cake to sell

    • @shokomakinohara7899
      @shokomakinohara7899 2 роки тому +39

      I'm sure fit explained this already but cake is S because of how fast you can eat it. When server tps is 1, you can starve to death because of how slow eating takes

    • @helmit_kid9755
      @helmit_kid9755 2 роки тому +6

      @@shokomakinohara7899 and you can stack it on 2b

    • @patrickmartin3322
      @patrickmartin3322 2 роки тому +3

      You can stack cake in Bedrock

  • @SuiYo
    @SuiYo 3 роки тому +1907

    The fact that there were two sets of portals proves that the seller has used these coords many times before (many people who bought these coords went there before FIT)

    • @opalyxe1
      @opalyxe1 3 роки тому +50

      good theory

    • @davidgumazon
      @davidgumazon 3 роки тому +18

      0, 0, 0 ~ legit death wish

    • @Ikxi
      @Ikxi 3 роки тому +36

      Don't tell me multiple people have bought those

    • @dexrim643
      @dexrim643 3 роки тому +99

      @@Ikxi it’s an high possibility as you can easily keep passing em on as new cords and selling em to a gullible person and they wouldn’t know to its to late

    • @Hdthebest25
      @Hdthebest25 3 роки тому +15

      @@davidgumazon that is a death wish because you spawn under the map lmao

  • @supertiger9567
    @supertiger9567 3 роки тому +4162

    that tier list ranked POISON POTATOES higher than chorus

  • @thenatespecial
    @thenatespecial 3 роки тому +1312

    “So I purchased an OnlyFans for a set of coordinates”

  • @realityDUBSTEP
    @realityDUBSTEP 3 роки тому +678

    That pso e1&2 song hit me with nostalgia

    • @nmwoperator2616
      @nmwoperator2616 3 роки тому

      Fr

    • @Tzill
      @Tzill 3 роки тому +1

      Thought i was going crazy when i heard that! Mad wave of nostalgia when i heard that shit lol

    • @Applesgosh
      @Applesgosh 3 роки тому +6

      It's so rare to see anything pso related nowadays, respect to Fit for busting out these underrated tunes (I think this is his 2nd or 3rd video using the music too, you can tell he's probably had some good memories with the game)

    • @ikagura
      @ikagura 3 роки тому +2

      It hit me as hard as Vol Opts' pillar

    • @Applesgosh
      @Applesgosh 3 роки тому

      @@ikagura based

  • @bcarpyy2739
    @bcarpyy2739 3 роки тому +1346

    “don’t try this at home”
    me at a friends house: *stonks*

    • @LCRequiem
      @LCRequiem 3 роки тому +44

      Homeless people: I am 4 parallel universes ahead of you

    • @vader8740
      @vader8740 3 роки тому +14

      @@lrplays9154 stfu

    • @Ableten
      @Ableten 3 роки тому +2

      Bro that was probably the funniest I’ve ever heard ! Aha ! Glo up bruh!😈✊🏼

    • @m.v2901
      @m.v2901 3 роки тому +1

      @@LCRequiem LOL

    • @pineapplepeesta7733
      @pineapplepeesta7733 3 роки тому +1

      I did this at home. FBI is currently raiding me. I'm hiding in the closet right now. Send help.

  • @poof.8691
    @poof.8691 3 роки тому +3140

    “try getting out of a portal trap using a cookie” LMFAO
    Okay wow didn’t expect this much likes

    • @AlexHernandez-ar9ht
      @AlexHernandez-ar9ht 3 роки тому +10

      Tru

    • @grisersayshi526
      @grisersayshi526 3 роки тому +77

      Plus cookie is too expensive for a half of a hunger bar!!!

    • @RayramAureanBlue
      @RayramAureanBlue 3 роки тому +85

      lol what a shitty tier list. Cake in S tier? Cake has such a terrible hunger to saturation ratio, and it doesn't stack, and has an annoyingly complicated recipe. Pumpkin pie in A tier? It may give a good chunk of hunger, but it also has terrible saturation, you get basically very little healing out of it, and it takes three different farms to craft reliably. I don't even have to talk about the cookie in A tier. What a disgrace.
      Edit: Yes I know cake is an instant consumption that's the only food immune to low TPS. Fact is though, server lag immunity is not the only factor when placing the food on the tier list. Hunger to saturation is too. Obtainability is also a factor. So is general utility. Also, I've been told that the tier list shown is not even about 2b2t, it's a general Minecraft food tier list, which means putting it into S tier is even less justified. If you want to see my reasoning in greater detail, then read all my replies.

    • @cunnyhunter69
      @cunnyhunter69 3 роки тому +13

      I think chorus fruits help you escape the void in the End?
      Maybe helps escape lava in the nether?
      I'm not sure, never really tried

    • @shakisyaboi991
      @shakisyaboi991 3 роки тому +11

      @@RayramAureanBlue isnt cake like one of the best foods to have on 2b2t?

  • @ItsSimba567
    @ItsSimba567 3 роки тому +1207

    "This whole thing is a train wreck"
    Its eBay what did you expect lol

    • @kimjongun5172
      @kimjongun5172 3 роки тому +10

      You’re a child you don’t know anything about ebay

    • @captainjackpugh6050
      @captainjackpugh6050 3 роки тому +6

      How did you get that golden apple

    • @jackiecurlz7336
      @jackiecurlz7336 3 роки тому +15

      @@captainjackpugh6050 he’s a channel member

    • @keeoh5815
      @keeoh5815 3 роки тому +15

      @@kimjongun5172 what, eBay simply doesn't care

    • @rojester7576
      @rojester7576 3 роки тому +11

      @@kimjongun5172 ok big guy

  • @notaperson979
    @notaperson979 3 роки тому +279

    I mean at least fit got his money back in like 10 minutes

    • @acamelwholikescoke4641
      @acamelwholikescoke4641 3 роки тому +28

      He’s earned wayyyy much more then what he spent

    • @CARMENRodriguez-ch7sd
      @CARMENRodriguez-ch7sd 3 роки тому +1

      Revenue

    • @jannieseth
      @jannieseth 3 роки тому +1

      @DaBabySmokesWeedAndJimmySavilleSmokesBudWithMyNan revenue. A thousand dollars vs literal $3000+ revenue and _some_ sponsorship from his other videos

    • @matan7899
      @matan7899 3 роки тому +9

      @@jannieseth 1000 dollars? He paid 15 bucks

    • @superpersianprincesses5034
      @superpersianprincesses5034 2 роки тому

      @@matan7899 ad revenue kid

  • @apocalypticpioneers2116
    @apocalypticpioneers2116 3 роки тому +429

    He's probably just reselling the coords over and over again

    • @Aurelius_unofficial
      @Aurelius_unofficial 3 роки тому +67

      Definitely, there was a portal to the middle of nowhere, clealy someone got the same cords and went there, typo or no

    • @himearikawa3130
      @himearikawa3130 3 роки тому

      @@Aurelius_unofficial yeah

    • @cloudyvids8873
      @cloudyvids8873 3 роки тому +1

      @@invadr prove it

  • @theknightwhosaysni6318
    @theknightwhosaysni6318 3 роки тому +1300

    "I randomly searched and found someone was selling coords"
    Little did you know HE WAS the ONE selling COORDS!

    • @victorthegamer4958
      @victorthegamer4958 3 роки тому +1

      Lol

    • @uncle8658
      @uncle8658 3 роки тому +20

      Stonks

    • @Exderius
      @Exderius 3 роки тому

      Lmao

    • @nyankers
      @nyankers 3 роки тому +2

      it was pretty obviously him tho
      who else calls it "the Oldest Anarchy Server in Minecraft"

    • @ghjklkop7868
      @ghjklkop7868 3 роки тому

      @@nyankers my cat does

  • @GabeAF
    @GabeAF 3 роки тому +1587

    “Rant over, let’s get on the highway”
    **explosion**
    _“preferably soon...”_

    • @Zoe-qn8uo
      @Zoe-qn8uo 3 роки тому +3

      lol

    • @collinregner5247
      @collinregner5247 3 роки тому +6

      I read this as he said that lol

    • @Scypek
      @Scypek 3 роки тому +6

      That was a rather dramatic way to faceplant into a floating netherrack block.

    • @Pineapple470
      @Pineapple470 3 роки тому +1

      @@collinregner5247 lol me too

    • @antolak1590
      @antolak1590 3 роки тому

      I can confirm, this is indeed what he said.

  • @8o8inSquares
    @8o8inSquares 3 роки тому +310

    You know, you could tell ebay support that this is a scam, and they will close him and refund you

    • @minimalgrammar1276
      @minimalgrammar1276 3 роки тому +4

      It ISN'T a scam.

    • @dontworry7217
      @dontworry7217 3 роки тому +24

      @@minimalgrammar1276right, its illegal, bc I'm pretty sure its against the rules or illegal to sell in game items for real world money on minecraft. The seller is clearly selling a starter kit that has in game items.

    • @minimalgrammar1276
      @minimalgrammar1276 3 роки тому +7

      @@dontworry7217 I thought they were just selling coords.
      Also I don't think violating Minecraft TOS is technically "illegal," it just means they can take legal action against you.

    • @whasiany
      @whasiany 3 роки тому +1

      @@minimalgrammar1276 Actually it is a scam...just Fit's the scammer. HE was the one who blew up the bases and falsified the stash

    • @whasiany
      @whasiany 3 роки тому

      @@minimalgrammar1276 They can't. Arbitration agreements in the Microsoft ToS state that Microsoft and you can't sue each other and both parties must resort to arbitration.

  • @waltuh7601
    @waltuh7601 3 роки тому +2404

    “Let’s get on the highway” *Explosion* “preferably soon”

    • @thayermcleod
      @thayermcleod 3 роки тому +20

      Lol what makes it funnier is that I read it as I hear it

    • @farissweiss5735
      @farissweiss5735 3 роки тому +5

      Lmao copy paster

    • @bwaguh4903
      @bwaguh4903 3 роки тому +6

      I opened up the comments exactly when he said this and read this as he was saying it.

    • @AllDiagram4276
      @AllDiagram4276 3 роки тому +1

      👌🏻

    • @waltuh7601
      @waltuh7601 3 роки тому +2

      @@farissweiss5735 bruh what I just heard fit say it and i decided to make it a comment

  • @dkp8977
    @dkp8977 3 роки тому +327

    "This is going to be a huge disaster, I can already tell"
    Yeah, me too. Me too.

  • @timfitzpatrick8102
    @timfitzpatrick8102 3 роки тому +122

    Truly disgusting, that some “people” would do this horrible thing.

    • @Salamander002
      @Salamander002 3 роки тому +10

      What's the deal with this copy-pasta?

    • @zeromc5174
      @zeromc5174 3 роки тому +5

      Bro stop it
      Get some help

    • @timfitzpatrick8102
      @timfitzpatrick8102 3 роки тому

      @@zeromc5174 bro i do need help it’s all I’ve been able to comment 😢

    • @GOBLINZ8
      @GOBLINZ8 3 роки тому

      Schlatt

    • @sora4717
      @sora4717 3 роки тому

      Ayo This is Not Schaltt Channel

  • @veon5043
    @veon5043 3 роки тому +119

    "Dont try this at home"
    Me at my local library: my genius is truly scary sometimes

  • @ziggystardust2435
    @ziggystardust2435 3 роки тому +806

    “Yeah good luck tryna get out of a portal trap with a cookie” there was such pain and anger when he said that. My lungs just died lmao

    • @thegamingfox6540
      @thegamingfox6540 3 роки тому +14

      "Let me know how that goes for ya!" 2:55 I'm dead that was hilarious 🤣

    • @impostor5875
      @impostor5875 3 роки тому +1

      i saw this comment right as he said that lol

    • @ghjklkop7868
      @ghjklkop7868 3 роки тому

      or just mine out, duh

    • @helenaww
      @helenaww 3 роки тому +5

      @@ghjklkop7868 you can’t. it’s a portal trap mate

    • @Amarelxl
      @Amarelxl 3 роки тому +1

      Ikr

  • @jtotheroc
    @jtotheroc 3 роки тому +3264

    Plot Twist: Fit is the actually eBay seller and bought the coords from himself.

    • @SkippyMC
      @SkippyMC 3 роки тому +29

      Do you even know what a plot twist is man

    • @ddan1998
      @ddan1998 3 роки тому +173

      @@SkippyMC he used it correctly tho

    • @boenana-3054
      @boenana-3054 3 роки тому +60

      @@SkippyMC but that's still a plot twist, although no offense to op, a bad one. It's still a plot twist.

    • @CausticWax
      @CausticWax 3 роки тому +13

      Stonks

    • @conman1111
      @conman1111 3 роки тому +4

      I hope that's the case, not only would he not be wasting money, he's showing braindead people that maybe they shouldn't buy coords

  • @RamkrishanYT
    @RamkrishanYT 3 роки тому +206

    “try getting out of a portal trap using a cookie”

  • @p4tchPL
    @p4tchPL 2 роки тому +49

    I love how on their tier list cookies were A class when they give no hunger points or saturation and they are very difficult to make

    • @harshilbajracharya9753
      @harshilbajracharya9753 2 роки тому +2

      exactly the iNfLuENcErS are insane

    • @p4tchPL
      @p4tchPL 2 роки тому +1

      @@harshilbajracharya9753 lmao

    • @pizzaguy_
      @pizzaguy_ 7 місяців тому +3

      I will NOT accept this cookie slander :(
      The beans grow almost instantly, and wheat is easy to mass farm, and each time you craft it you get a whole 8 cookies.

    • @p4tchPL
      @p4tchPL 7 місяців тому

      @@pizzaguy_ fair enough lol

    • @staringcorgi6475
      @staringcorgi6475 5 місяців тому

      @@pizzaguy_so do carrots though which can make gold carrots per gold ingot

  • @TaiidanOnslaught
    @TaiidanOnslaught 3 роки тому +221

    “One of my alt accounts”
    The real question: Was it K-PopBob?

    • @acupofwater8020
      @acupofwater8020 3 роки тому +14

      Now we're asking the real questions

    • @firstnamelastname8534
      @firstnamelastname8534 3 роки тому +1

      No the hands were Steve's hands

    • @cs7811
      @cs7811 3 роки тому

      @@firstnamelastname8534 you didn’t even mention the fact that you can see his skin in his inventory? it’s a joke

  • @Dieg-0
    @Dieg-0 3 роки тому +407

    Coordinates: actually shows something interesting
    Fit: impossible

    • @DarkPeter
      @DarkPeter 3 роки тому +18

      Truly disgusting, that some people would do this horrible thing.

    • @Dieg-0
      @Dieg-0 3 роки тому +1

      @@DarkPeter Yeah, that's true

    • @skyline07355
      @skyline07355 3 роки тому +2

      lol

    • @ThePaperKhan
      @ThePaperKhan 3 роки тому +3

      Truly disgusting, that some "people" would do this horrible thing.

    • @Nova-uq9nw
      @Nova-uq9nw 3 роки тому

      If this was realistic, he would’ve been sold 0, 0.

  • @xAleccc
    @xAleccc 3 роки тому +291

    Plot twist: these are nether base coordinates

  • @ctnc17
    @ctnc17 3 роки тому +20

    I like how you can buy literal sets of numbers on E-Bay

    • @Kahoneki
      @Kahoneki 3 роки тому

      🤡

    • @straweater
      @straweater 3 роки тому

      @@Kahoneki ew shut up

    • @Kahoneki
      @Kahoneki 3 роки тому

      @@straweater it was towards the people selling and buying them not op

  • @faustianimperium6066
    @faustianimperium6066 3 роки тому +474

    Fit in 2100:”I hacked the United States government to find Hause’s address”

  • @trinityy-7
    @trinityy-7 3 роки тому +349

    “dont try this at home”
    me at the homeless shelter: stonks

    • @cu_cowboy2540
      @cu_cowboy2540 3 роки тому +5

      Lmfao that took me a second

    • @stonethemason12
      @stonethemason12 3 роки тому +4

      I took one look at a homeless shelter and my immediate instinct was "the streets are better"

    • @capybara9521
      @capybara9521 3 роки тому +2

      Can't help you

    • @boenana-3054
      @boenana-3054 3 роки тому +1

      Wait oooooooohhhhh. That was a hard joke to catch but that was good.

    • @AHuman_Person
      @AHuman_Person 3 роки тому +1

      for some reason you are just in most comment sections i see in the gd and mc communities and its freaking me out

  • @fwilliams
    @fwilliams 3 роки тому +260

    “lets get on the highway” *explosion* “preferably soon” 😂😂😂

  • @leox6190
    @leox6190 3 роки тому +17

    "DO NOT DO THIS AT HOME!"
    okay ill go out to the street i guess...

  • @elitely6748
    @elitely6748 3 роки тому +3314

    Plot Twist: *the coordinates are coords for the future*
    Edit: 2.9K LIKES ALREADY?! MOST LIKES! I've ever gotten 0_0 thank you guys

  • @phant0mzz397
    @phant0mzz397 3 роки тому +289

    you know its sketchy when theres a “do not try at home” warning in a minecraft video

    • @Zoe-qn8uo
      @Zoe-qn8uo 3 роки тому

      Tru-

    • @simplespector3520
      @simplespector3520 3 роки тому

      lets see how many subs i can get by commenting
      current:. 192🤔🤔🤔

  • @Crystalelements182
    @Crystalelements182 3 роки тому +291

    I love how fit is like: this is a terrible idea, but I'm doing it anyway.

    • @archer5922
      @archer5922 3 роки тому

      Hehehe, I’m in danger

    • @fiddlesticks252
      @fiddlesticks252 3 роки тому +1

      @@invadr proof?

    • @superyeah4ever2
      @superyeah4ever2 3 роки тому +2

      @@invadr i aint seeing proof

    • @Crystalelements182
      @Crystalelements182 3 роки тому +1

      @@invadr send us proof. Maybe you did sell coords, but how do we know you sold them to fit? How do we know they were real coords that actually led somewhere? Right now its just your word and no proof

    • @mz7289
      @mz7289 2 роки тому +5

      I mean hes gonna easily make that money back from this video.

  • @dominica7586
    @dominica7586 3 роки тому +43

    “im a little nervous”
    its $7 chill lmao

    • @impraszaidzialt5106
      @impraszaidzialt5106 3 роки тому +10

      I can buy food for day with that money

    • @B07meed1
      @B07meed1 3 роки тому +8

      Those 7$ can do a lot

    • @ummagumma9969
      @ummagumma9969 3 роки тому +7

      He made few hundred times more from this video probably

    • @dominica7586
      @dominica7586 3 роки тому

      @@ummagumma9969 fr

    • @dominica7586
      @dominica7586 3 роки тому

      @@impraszaidzialt5106 k but it doesn't mean anything to him cause he's making a lot more than 7 dollars lmfao

  • @Judebb21
    @Judebb21 3 роки тому +1468

    I love how he’s eating god apples as food

    • @altera9666
      @altera9666 3 роки тому +205

      Hes not doing it for food hes doing it for the saturation so if he was to get jumped, he would get the upperhand due to health

    • @kat8769
      @kat8769 3 роки тому +12

      @@altera9666 ok

    • @kat8769
      @kat8769 3 роки тому +1

      @LeoGBA ye

    • @reluctant4611
      @reluctant4611 3 роки тому +2

      Their golden apples God apples aren't a thing

    • @yoimjin
      @yoimjin 3 роки тому +62

      @@reluctant4611 Whats wrong with calling notch apple as god apple?

  • @Denn_GN
    @Denn_GN 3 роки тому +202

    "buying coordinates at eBay maybe not great idea"
    Yeah, next video buy on amazon

  • @pookaverse
    @pookaverse 3 роки тому +181

    "Hit that button to make me feel better"
    Ah, yes emotional manipulation.

    • @cotabeats4204
      @cotabeats4204 3 роки тому

      Easy way to get his kid audience to sub

    • @pookaverse
      @pookaverse 3 роки тому

      @iBad420 ^

    • @pencil6711
      @pencil6711 3 роки тому

      @ᴄᴏᴠᴏɪᴅ • not rlly

    • @pookaverse
      @pookaverse 3 роки тому

      @ᴄᴏᴠᴏɪᴅ • y u mad son

  • @Lapantouflemagic0
    @Lapantouflemagic0 3 роки тому +78

    damn, the guy just litterally finds coordinates on forums and sells them no matter how old they are. he doesn't give a damn.
    probably that the other coordinates were not intended to be fake but he copied them from some blurred image and got them wrong

  • @grandwizard2450
    @grandwizard2450 3 роки тому +293

    Fit: dont do this at home everyone: does it at home

    • @JustAnotherCommenter
      @JustAnotherCommenter 3 роки тому +3

      No

    • @TheGreatCraigWyvern
      @TheGreatCraigWyvern 3 роки тому

      @@JustAnotherCommenter Is Here
      Du Du Du Do Du Du Du Do Da Du

    • @krimsonbun
      @krimsonbun 3 роки тому

      Yes that is comedy.
      Comedy 100.
      Haha so funny

    • @veredantsk
      @veredantsk 3 роки тому

      @@krimsonbun omg im so crying its so funny hahahaha comedy 1000 hahahaha lol

    • @nooki_
      @nooki_ 3 роки тому

      @@veredantsk do you are have funny?

  • @ericgreen5506
    @ericgreen5506 3 роки тому +63

    local man gets scammed in a children's building block game

  • @F-18Super
    @F-18Super 3 роки тому +2164

    I Like how even though he’s bald,you can still see his hairline.
    Since “some” people don’t see that this is a joke I’ll just leave this gear just in case

    • @alfiecrichton9834
      @alfiecrichton9834 3 роки тому +5

      Wtf 😂 his head just gets dark at the top ?

    • @briannecardinal3190
      @briannecardinal3190 3 роки тому +16

      Does this mean he’s bald by choice??

    • @kairs621
      @kairs621 3 роки тому +75

      He still has hair. Like many other people, he shaves his head because he thinks it looks better bald than it does with hair

    • @daequanhendricks3406
      @daequanhendricks3406 3 роки тому +1

      True

    • @corn3514
      @corn3514 3 роки тому +1

      I think my dad has the exact same hairline

  • @sarithedren9469
    @sarithedren9469 3 роки тому +8

    Corus fruit: came out a bit later in minecraft.
    Players who fell for nether portal traps before corus fruit: well I guess this is my life now.

  • @happyclash8360
    @happyclash8360 3 роки тому +570

    2:32 "Basic gear": 63 god apples

    • @hougen8695
      @hougen8695 3 роки тому +18

      And? I have 100 shulkers full of em at my base lmaooo

    • @BigMan-kp6ug
      @BigMan-kp6ug 3 роки тому +6

      @@hougen8695 no you dont.

    • @hougen8695
      @hougen8695 3 роки тому +8

      @@BigMan-kp6ug wdym? Why doupt lol

    • @Chujoi0
      @Chujoi0 3 роки тому +41

      @@hougen8695 I recognize this number, see you soon

    • @hougen8695
      @hougen8695 3 роки тому +1

      @@Chujoi0 overrused meme.

  • @exhorter7363
    @exhorter7363 3 роки тому +420

    It took him a whole 4 seconds to say "The Oldest anarchy server in Minecraft"
    Was he kidnapped or what SMH

    • @captain_noo
      @captain_noo 3 роки тому +3

      last time it took him 27 seconds or something

    • @karama5562
      @karama5562 3 роки тому +2

      I just found his channel and gave up, so now I watch on 1.25 speed

  • @not-8909
    @not-8909 3 роки тому +139

    Fit: Don’t do this at home
    Me an intellectual: *Does this outside of home*

    • @6tbats
      @6tbats 3 роки тому +6

      Lmaoo

    • @iwononoconchol2372
      @iwononoconchol2372 3 роки тому

      Bruh

    • @Habzo421
      @Habzo421 3 роки тому

      @Nospacito Ikr so original and funny comment also I'm not jealous of his comment likes or anything just saying

  • @monfi6630
    @monfi6630 3 роки тому +9

    And I think that, if you eat a Chorus fruit mid air, it will teleport you to the ground, so if its true, the Chorus fruit is even more useful.

  • @jan-lukas
    @jan-lukas 3 роки тому +115

    How to get rich: make bases on 2b2t and sell their coords

    • @watema3381
      @watema3381 3 роки тому +8

      You fool! You have foiled my business!
      Oh my totally legitimate business!

    • @hatepayroll395
      @hatepayroll395 3 роки тому +1

      @@watema3381 Employee of the month!

  • @4sh.k3tchup
    @4sh.k3tchup 3 роки тому +200

    On the chorus fruit rant, it’s extremely useful not only for portal traps but when your in the air and don’t have any way of getting down or falling and you don’t want to take fall damage, eat a chorus fruit and you’ll be on the ground safely

    • @simplespector3520
      @simplespector3520 3 роки тому +2

      lets see how many subs i can get by commenting
      current:. 192🤔🤔🤔

    • @rainman4525
      @rainman4525 3 роки тому +11

      @@simplespector3520 shut up

  • @ak4708
    @ak4708 3 роки тому +44

    Some people are so into this game they literally purchase coords to immerse themselves further into the anarchy experience

    • @reset3767
      @reset3767 3 роки тому

      Bro don’t expose me like that😡

    • @CafeLiquerstreams
      @CafeLiquerstreams 3 роки тому

      I'd understand if it was the current Co-ords for the Spanish horde but yeah...

    • @DarkPeter
      @DarkPeter 3 роки тому +1

      Truly disgusting, that some people would do this horrible thing.

    • @Axenscity
      @Axenscity 3 роки тому +1

      @@DarkPeter you forgot the quotes around the "people"

    • @DarkPeter
      @DarkPeter 3 роки тому

      @@Axenscity i didn't, I'm lazy

  • @gwockamol
    @gwockamol 3 роки тому +15

    “Oh look, a typo. Do I ask the seller if it’s a typo? WHAT, AND WASTE THAT BEAUTIFUL CONTENT!? I THINK NOT!!”

  • @darkbooger
    @darkbooger 3 роки тому +126

    FitMC: We've been tricked, we've been backstabbed, and we've been quite possibly bamboozled.

  • @richardgustafson1346
    @richardgustafson1346 3 роки тому +57

    "Let's get on the highway."
    *Explosion*
    "Preferably soon."

  • @NinniWasTaken
    @NinniWasTaken 3 роки тому +93

    "We may be purchasing a hole"
    -Fit

    • @christiandee1406
      @christiandee1406 3 роки тому +10

      He purchased an anti hole. A tower

    • @ballinn
      @ballinn 3 роки тому +2

      W E W A T C H E D T H E V I D E O :)

  • @notmeowth
    @notmeowth 3 роки тому +11

    his chorus fruit rant around 3:00 is one of the funniest things from fitmc videos

    • @YTshashmeera
      @YTshashmeera 3 роки тому +1

      But also that rant feels so good too

  • @Nugcon
    @Nugcon 3 роки тому +35

    "I bought 2b2t coords on Wish"

    • @br4zyj
      @br4zyj 3 роки тому +2

      Austin evans if he played minecraft

    • @micahslash
      @micahslash 3 роки тому +1

      I'll get them in like a month

  • @davidbenedict5617
    @davidbenedict5617 3 роки тому +12

    Truly disgusting that some "people" would do this horrible thing.

    • @michaelg5932
      @michaelg5932 3 роки тому +2

      Stfu

    • @user-bk1jc7us9t
      @user-bk1jc7us9t 3 роки тому +1

      Bruh

    • @JinstoNim
      @JinstoNim 3 роки тому +1

      doesnt even make sense

    • @user-bk1jc7us9t
      @user-bk1jc7us9t 3 роки тому +1

      Wrong channel, this isn’t shlatt

    • @davidbenedict5617
      @davidbenedict5617 3 роки тому +1

      This comment actually makes sense. The fact that people are selling coordinates for real-world money is truly disgusting.

  • @sam9900
    @sam9900 3 роки тому +33

    Now we know how PopBop griefed all those bases

    • @utkarshd9350
      @utkarshd9350 3 роки тому

      No he actually used thr sound of thunder to do so

    • @sam9900
      @sam9900 3 роки тому

      @@airy5659 lmao

    • @utkarshd9350
      @utkarshd9350 3 роки тому

      @@airy5659 hm i did not expect i would get r/whooshed

  • @thatwolfinyourbackyard6011
    @thatwolfinyourbackyard6011 3 роки тому +7

    *DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME*
    me at the Library computer: *maniacal laugh*

  • @jannieseth
    @jannieseth 3 роки тому +96

    Fit: *buys an actual coordinates base that literally says may or may not been griefed on ebay*
    Also Fit: *we've been bamboozled*

    • @kofi3124
      @kofi3124 3 роки тому +3

      Well at one of the two locations, there was no base at all, that's what he meant.

    • @33blaz3r8
      @33blaz3r8 3 роки тому +2

      If it was grief it would be a hole or lava casted since nothing is there it means it is a scam.

    • @EliteArsenal
      @EliteArsenal 3 роки тому +3

      There wasn't even a griefed base

    • @jamesfunnymorrison8305
      @jamesfunnymorrison8305 3 роки тому

      netherrack pillar base

  • @SkyBeatSaber
    @SkyBeatSaber 3 роки тому +48

    “Let’s get on the highway”
    *massive explosion*
    “...preferably soon”

    • @itzyomg8052
      @itzyomg8052 3 роки тому

      I read this just as it happened in the video 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @pat_the_khan2837
    @pat_the_khan2837 3 роки тому +39

    alternative title: FitMc Being scammed for 10 mins

  • @thatrandomspaceguy
    @thatrandomspaceguy 4 місяці тому +2

    "don't try this at home" ok, i will move my setup to the street

  • @hein7812
    @hein7812 3 роки тому +100

    The oldest anarchy server in minecraft

    • @死肉
      @死肉 3 роки тому +6

      The oldest anarchy server in minecraft

    • @redlinx5520
      @redlinx5520 3 роки тому +6

      The oldest anarchy server in minecraft

    • @swayam7129
      @swayam7129 3 роки тому +6

      The oldest anarchy server in minecraft

    • @daffaxvi
      @daffaxvi 3 роки тому +3

      The oldest anarchy server in minecraft

    • @youareamelonharry3848
      @youareamelonharry3848 3 роки тому +2

      The oldest anarchy in minecraft

  • @harshilgupta4833
    @harshilgupta4833 3 роки тому +17

    3:31 "it is Tuesday morning, so there shouldn't be too much traffic on the highway, the last thing I would want is someone to pull me over."
    -30+ year old man talking about dirt game.

  • @Jajshhxx
    @Jajshhxx 3 роки тому +15

    6:55
    "or we just get a refund"
    Nice joke

  • @agentx3
    @agentx3 8 місяців тому +2

    This man fell on his sword so that new players wouldn't have to.

  • @connorferguson2351
    @connorferguson2351 3 роки тому +39

    0:05 is the first time he says it

  • @joeymcintyre8378
    @joeymcintyre8378 3 роки тому +28

    "People change like the tides in the ocean"

    • @DarkPeter
      @DarkPeter 3 роки тому +3

      Truly disgusting, that some people would do this horrible thing.

    • @kamimatsuyama
      @kamimatsuyama 3 роки тому +2

      how are u top comment with 5 likes

    • @timelyseeker
      @timelyseeker 3 роки тому

      @@kamimatsuyama 7 now 😳

    • @flooku987
      @flooku987 3 роки тому

      Xde

    • @katastrophy9685
      @katastrophy9685 3 роки тому

      Why is this the top comment on every recent video

  • @Akovor_
    @Akovor_ 3 роки тому +21

    10 years after its release and i'm still having my mind blown by the stuff that goes on on 2b

  • @Zora_TheSideCharacter
    @Zora_TheSideCharacter 3 роки тому +12

    Even on other servers and even single player worlds chorus fruit is great because you can eat it when you have full hunger, and it gives a good amount of saturation meaning it can be a great way to heal if potions or gapples arnt easily available.

  • @cornnz
    @cornnz 3 роки тому +96

    Seller watches the video:
    "Scammed FitMc feeling good."

    • @phacts4272
      @phacts4272 3 роки тому +1

      I get the killed a woman feelin good reference

    • @whasiany
      @whasiany 3 роки тому

      Actually, I'm a friend of the seller. Fit blew up the bases and claimed he was scammed.

    • @albrickeinstein1085
      @albrickeinstein1085 3 роки тому +6

      @@whasiany stfu

    • @aurakille2148
      @aurakille2148 3 роки тому +1

      @@whasiany one of the bases didn't even exist?

  • @olmocap5548
    @olmocap5548 3 роки тому +78

    alternate title: How I got scammed in the oldest anarchy server in minecraft *twice*

    • @olmocap5548
      @olmocap5548 3 роки тому +4

      @@invadr go back to your cave, troll XD

  • @realbignoob1886
    @realbignoob1886 3 роки тому +78

    Ever see a comment and say: Damn, I wish I thought of that

  • @heatshield
    @heatshield 3 роки тому +23

    I don't know, man. I wouldn't have given up on the first one so quick. Sometimes I mark underwater points of interest with a pillar so I can see them from a distance day or night.
    Might be worth going back with your scuba gear and dig the sea floor.

    • @MakerManX
      @MakerManX 3 роки тому +2

      I usually start a sky base by building up with a pillar

    • @heatshield
      @heatshield 3 роки тому +1

      @@MakerManX yep, that too.

    • @SuperPickle15
      @SuperPickle15 Рік тому +2

      ah yes. I always build an underground base to hide from griefers...while building a giant beacon to alert the greifers.

  • @captainrayquaza80
    @captainrayquaza80 3 роки тому +379

    "We got our basic gear"
    *has full enchanted diamond gear

    • @butterlerpunch
      @butterlerpunch 3 роки тому +57

      The standards are really high in 2b2t

    • @captainrayquaza80
      @captainrayquaza80 3 роки тому +10

      @@butterlerpunch I know that fam cuz there are frickin ppl using hacks everywhere LOL

    • @kuillugnaughty5840
      @kuillugnaughty5840 3 роки тому +1

      @@captainrayquaza80 then you should know that you’re contracting yourself

    • @captainrayquaza80
      @captainrayquaza80 3 роки тому +3

      @@kuillugnaughty5840 uhh what? I am not living in a country that mainly speaks english please simplify.

    • @Kerto
      @Kerto 3 роки тому +2

      @@captainrayquaza80 You like to contract your muscles 🥸

  • @Blueshoes317
    @Blueshoes317 3 роки тому +232

    Hey. I’m blueshoes317, and I post the time stamp fit says “Oldest Anarchy Server in Minecraft” on each vid he uploads.
    0:05

    • @deadpixel689
      @deadpixel689 3 роки тому +11

      Not the person we derserve but the person we need

    • @switzerland5777
      @switzerland5777 3 роки тому +1

      When you get to the 100th comment you should list them all

    • @dovakarp2943
      @dovakarp2943 3 роки тому

      You are truly a god among men

    • @SirGarf
      @SirGarf 3 роки тому

      Is he using hacks pls tell

    • @kathk7439
      @kathk7439 3 роки тому

      You are a hero

  • @johncedrixl.cubillas2001
    @johncedrixl.cubillas2001 3 роки тому +36

    Me: Just how many alt accounts do you have Fit?
    Fit: *YES*

  • @Sparklyst4rs
    @Sparklyst4rs 3 роки тому +4

    It said do not try at home, does that mean I can do it at the park?

  • @Priqh
    @Priqh 3 роки тому +126

    "Good luck getting out of a portal trap with a cookie" - fit tzu, the art of war

    • @saulgoodman6589
      @saulgoodman6589 3 роки тому

      Stop.... Please..... Im crying.... PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @saulgoodman6589
      @saulgoodman6589 3 роки тому

      @Roman Hocson IT ISN'T FUNNY IM CRYING DUDE

    • @TheJinx64
      @TheJinx64 3 роки тому +1

      @@saulgoodman6589 cringe

  • @Tomthesk8r
    @Tomthesk8r 3 роки тому +113

    "I did somthing stupid today so you didn't have to!"
    - Wise words of FitMC 2021

    • @kio7320
      @kio7320 3 роки тому

      @ᴄᴏᴠᴏɪᴅ • millions view isnt even that much, since the efforts you spent on the video took more than what you gained.

    • @simplespector3520
      @simplespector3520 3 роки тому

      lets see how many subs i can get by commenting
      current:. 192🤔🤔🤔

    • @Adrianpizza
      @Adrianpizza 3 роки тому

      @@simplespector3520 no.

    • @baconboy486
      @baconboy486 3 роки тому

      @@kio7320 it depends on how much effort is put into the video. If it’s not much effort then you’ll probably get an average amount of views that the channel usually gets and maybe a little bit less likes than usual. If you put more effort into the video it’ll get normal amount of views but probably more likes than usual.

  • @NoobGyver
    @NoobGyver 3 роки тому +45

    "Hey kid, wanna buy some coords?"

    • @iceborned2019
      @iceborned2019 3 роки тому

      yes but only if ur selling out of the back of a windowless white van

    • @NoobGyver
      @NoobGyver 3 роки тому +2

      @@iceborned2019 the infamous griefer popbob has one ima rent it

    • @slavdog3180
      @slavdog3180 3 роки тому

      Why doesn’t this comment have more likes

    • @holyvicar
      @holyvicar 3 роки тому

      The pfp and the comment fits so well I'm crying

  • @highgroundedits
    @highgroundedits 2 роки тому +1

    Fit the reason people rank chorus fruit low is because not everyone plays on anarchy were portals are trapped

  • @kit9556
    @kit9556 3 роки тому +45

    The second coords was the base in the screenshot on the ebay listing.

  • @keegang_55
    @keegang_55 3 роки тому +63

    "money buys happiness"
    -McDonalds CEO Ronald

    • @InventorZahran
      @InventorZahran 3 роки тому +1

      Says the franchise that sells junky food for cheap.

    • @keegang_55
      @keegang_55 3 роки тому

      @@InventorZahran and the happy meal

  • @kaanny
    @kaanny 3 роки тому +10

    Truly disgusting, that some “people” would do such a horrible thing.

    • @LinusTheSecond
      @LinusTheSecond 3 роки тому

      hahahahah funny line from funny goat men xdddd!!!!

    • @kaanny
      @kaanny 3 роки тому

      @@LinusTheSecond 🤣🤣😁😁

  • @kssuresh9031
    @kssuresh9031 3 роки тому +3

    "Oldest anarchy server in minecraft!" That never gets old :)

  • @Foxjitas
    @Foxjitas 3 роки тому +18

    Truely disgusting, that some “people” would do this horrible thing.

    • @hihi-zt2yj
      @hihi-zt2yj 3 роки тому

      Copy paste but I don't mad because you a doggy •_•

    • @aurakille2148
      @aurakille2148 3 роки тому

      @@hihi-zt2yj No, he doggo

    • @pricegaming7965
      @pricegaming7965 3 роки тому

      Truly Disgusting that some "people" wouldn't shut up

  • @PixelatedBrayden
    @PixelatedBrayden 3 роки тому +30

    Ok

  • @williammillena3397
    @williammillena3397 3 роки тому +3

    "Do the game influencers even play their own game?"
    Me: "Do the game players even read the EULA, Fit"
    Fit: *casually buys 2b2t coords*
    me: "Does Fit read the EULA?"

  • @Nyerguds
    @Nyerguds 3 роки тому +192

    Well, to be fair, for Fit this was a win-win anyway since he gets to make a video out of it, which is his job and earns him money. Twenty bucks well spent I'd say.

    • @user-in1zh9do6n
      @user-in1zh9do6n 3 роки тому +1

      yeah

    • @simplespector3520
      @simplespector3520 3 роки тому +1

      lets see how many subs i can get by commenting
      current:. 192🤔🤔🤔

    • @maizjsj
      @maizjsj 3 роки тому +13

      @@simplespector3520 L

    • @Unicorn_Crusader16
      @Unicorn_Crusader16 3 роки тому

      And he gets to expose someone even though buying coords is dumb anyway. :V

    • @acorr14
      @acorr14 2 роки тому

      Good to see you Nyerguds