HELLO!!! I want to spend time with celebrities. Just kidding. GAGAGAGAGA! I only want to spend time with my two girlfriends and record UA-cam videos for with the 3 of us. OH YEAH. Don't hate me for living the best life, dear bat
Barg is like the cousin at the family reunion that goes too far but its the funny kind of too far. Hes also the cousin that isn't there when you want him to be. Then you just get sad.
That 3 way got me really off guard i was falling asleep in work and all I heard smii7y say " I don't want to hit the baby" and you (blarg) says " its my first threeway" I busted out laughing 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣☠
I love that this is what I get to watch before going to work, thank you for making great content to help me forget about reality and have a giggle or two
I found this funny man about 6 years ago and he has been hilarious in every video since. How is Blarg not at a million yet. Wtf are you people doing lol
I love how most of your Thumbnails are You, Grizzy and Smii7y (as a milkbag) while the last person who is just for the ride e.g. Droid or Puffer, etc are just ignored completely 😂
GO DO ME A SOLID AND FOLLOW DROID! He's one of the funniest guys I know www.twitch.tv/elasticdroid
Hi
this guy is first
Just saying, you scare me
K
Yes sir
Grizzy: *Whistles quietly*
Blarg: *screaming at 100dB* GRIZZY THATS VERY LOUD
HELLO!!! I want to spend time with celebrities. Just kidding. GAGAGAGAGA! I only want to spend time with my two girlfriends and record UA-cam videos for with the 3 of us. OH YEAH. Don't hate me for living the best life, dear bat
Grizzy, at 25 dB: *Gentle whistling*
Matt, with enough volume to make a deaf man hear: *VERY LOUD!!!!*
@@AxxLAfriku your special.
Funny Mic: _STOP WHISPERING SO LOUD, NELSON_
3 WEED SMOKING GIRLFRIENDS????
Blarg: You want a kiss, Grizzy?
Grizzy: Sure
Blarg: *Grapefruit noises*
These thumbnails are beginning to develop a pattern...
Yea I see it
@@NotJaddy ain't nothing wrong with that.
@@c0dy99 it's satire, of course there isn't nothin wrong with being gay
@@NotJaddy wasnt meant as a shot at you, just to be clear. I assumed as much
Somethings wrong here I can feel it
11:12 can we just appreciate Matt holding it in in order to let smitty finish his part of the joke?
Ah, school ending for the day, Blarg beginning. A truly wonderful time of day
Nice
Awsum ^^
Facts
imagine having school today
homie said "brain off, blarg on"
In Grizzy's words, "You guys are just asking for fanfiction."
Some people already started making some 😂
@@PurpleGlowStickx You got a link?
@@ashikjaman1940 let me try to find it
@@PurpleGlowStickx can I have the link too
@@ashikjaman1940 📸 🤨ayo?
“It’s my first three way”
Me: *starts f*cking dying*
I've have like 30 since my wife got pregnant
i laughed at their reaction because me and my friends have made that joke one too many times. Still funny if you sneak it in randomly
I really wish this was the first and only time that has been said.
About to make me act up
hell if she's pregnant with twins it'd be a foursome
Blarg: "Who the fu*k goes to chillies"
Me, feeling personally attacked: "..yeah, who goes to chillies...haha"
What’s good there I’ve never been
Hello.
Dark Order goes to Chili's all the time.
I'm a simple man,, I see blarg and grizzy in thumbnail and I click
but kissing
Im a simple man, i see men kissing and i click
This is why tuesdays and fridays are my favorites
I love how blarg and smi7y are laughing and making jokes, Droid is just participating, and Grizzy is there getting increasingly mad and annoyed
Droid catching up to the threesome joke a solid 5 minutes after it starts was amazing.
"That sounds like a fun game, womb simulator"
If you close your eyes you can play the 4K ultra HD VR mode
HAHAHA im dead
Felt too real 😳
"I can show you new heights" got me on the floor😂
Then get a ladder
The next floor?
Did you fall off your ladder?
He really showed you new heights huh?
Barg is like the cousin at the family reunion that goes too far but its the funny kind of too far. Hes also the cousin that isn't there when you want him to be. Then you just get sad.
This entire comment hit scarily close to home
@@mrs.hooches9049 yea, when your lunch break hits different you start thinking. And its normally sad or morbid things.
I've been dying at Barg 😂😂😂
7:20 The reaction from Droid! 🤣 innocent man 🙏
I love how Blarg is so polite and wholesome during the intro then five seconds later he’s chaos incarnate
Blarg and Dooo are those 2 questionable friends that are like maybe gay but you don't really know and they say they are straight.
Dooo yeah
Blarg has a gf so he just cappin' most the time
@@fourze4z138 I can't tell whether you knew I was joking or not but cool he has a gf I didn't know that. I do know they straight tho.
They do be saying some mad sus shit tho lmao
@@fourze4z138 u right 🤣
I'm that friend, I even married another guy before. I'm totally straight, I swear on your mom
6:37 I’m dead. You caught me off guard when you said “My first three way”
You and smii7y are like one of those kids everyone knew in middle school
11:59
Matt yelled "RUPERT!!" and I died, I rewatched that one part so many times hahahaha
That moment when your so early Peter hasn't said "Sup Nugget" yet
The “my first three way” joke was too much. Droid’s reaction though 👌🏻🤣
I wanna see a animated version of the RUPERT skit
I feel so bad for the poor soles who haven’t discovered this shit show of a community it truly is wonderful to be here! Have a great day everyone!
y do you feel bad for shoes
@@JsMama0702 this was an underrated comment. Good star for you.
Actually glad to see you grow man. Such a underrated UA-camr. Keep up the great content :)
glad to see Droid still playing with you guys haven't any of his stuff in a long time
That 3 way got me really off guard i was falling asleep in work and all I heard smii7y say " I don't want to hit the baby" and you (blarg) says " its my first threeway" I busted out laughing 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣☠
Dude I love to see your subscribers going up constantly. You deserve it brother. Keep up the good work.
I love that this is what I get to watch before going to work, thank you for making great content to help me forget about reality and have a giggle or two
Droids “my balls…. They hurt” fucking killed me, and Smitty being able to just add it into the joke was the cherry on top
I found this funny man about 6 years ago and he has been hilarious in every video since. How is Blarg not at a million yet. Wtf are you people doing lol
"My first threeway" - R/technically the truth
This is wonderful to come and watch after a long day of school thank you Blarg appreciate it you made my day better :)
i wish i had blarg as an earth science teacher so he could tell me abt all the different types of sand in his home country
I love how blargs videos work, you can watch the same video for days on end and not get tired of it
I’m here as soon as this up! Let’s go!
Love the content blarg😂😂👍
Imagine being so bad, that you think Blarg is hacking lol.
Blarg is honestly one of the funniest youtubers out there
Love your work blarg!
Bruh last time i was this early I hadn’t been diagnosed with autism!
Unironically or?
@@schlorping5156 i am fr. Got the diagnosis for autism in 2016 (-: funny enough I also have add so that’s fun
@@yahmean5013 oo fun I got diagnosed last year, though they’re still evaluating me cause I might also have adhd
@@schlorping5156 i feel Your pain :/ I always stress when I walk past people because I’m always scared to make eye contact
Matt is the only thing getting me through the pandemic
3:44 got me sobbing 😭
I dont know what we did to deserve 20 minutes of content, but blessed be
coming in at top 11:
"The BACONATOR"
Blarg is an R rated Looney Toon
12:00 the RUPERT had me dying 🤣🤣🤣
There are so many banger clips in this video
12:00... there you go, in my opinion the funniest part of this video
I'm a little late, but I'm here now "Edge me my friend *WE DO IT* "
YAY i needed this to get through the day
16:05 “I got sniped” Ahh yes the new sniper, 4x4 Quad
I legit laughed at Blarg explaining his security film on his windows! 🤣😆
Blarg’s true voice actually sounds pleasant. I wouldn’t mind hearing it more.
3:28 Said Osama
HEAD TRAUMA
I love how most of your Thumbnails are You, Grizzy and Smii7y (as a milkbag) while the last person who is just for the ride e.g. Droid or Puffer, etc are just ignored completely 😂
the AA bit had me laughing so hard bro just when droid went 'im tom' i died...
Waking up late and having a Blarg video to start the day is some good s**t
SMii7Y looks so concerned and confused lmao
It's always hot when Blarg is around, probably because of the explosions.
Blare is the most underrated of the GOONS. NO CAP
Matt is on the list now
I think that thumbnail just fueled so many fan fics
Beautiful content Blarg
Bro, I just woke up and blarg just uploads a new video, today is going to be a good day
9:20 me an intellectual knowing very well that red rocket is a string of nuclear refueling stations in the Fallout series
nerd
nerd
These Canadians do be funny tho
Me:sees title
Also me: oh,oh no
19:34 Heh, " What a fucking Nelson! "
Re-imagining of you know who/what.
Best way to start the day. Blarg and the biys
You know it good when Grizzy Blarg AND Smi77y are in the thumbnail
I've caught up on everybody's videos and now I have to wait for uploads... but it makes my day when I see those notifications ❤
Blarg really do be epic
I love Matt's intro. He's super Canadian about it
The pain i felt when he didnt pick up the red access card
Fun Fact: The original story of Aladdin took place in China.
So close to the magic 420!!!
The threeway joke dawg
Nah
*NAH*
MYYY FRIENDDDD NORE LAUGHING TIME MY FRIEND
MY FRIENDING WE DO THE FUNNY TIME
Bro these vids are such a good escape from school🥳
I’m in a depression right now but because of you I’m feeling much better and you make me laugh all the time
This thumbnail got me acting funny
Blarg and Smii7y are a great duo
Far out you’ve given me no choice but to subscribe. Keep up the great work bro
6:48 bruhhhhh it’s definitely an experience 😂😂😂
A Blarg upload? Day instantly better
I only remember it’s a Tuesday or Friday when Blarg uploads
A perfect time, just got out of school for lunch and this pops up, amazing
sparkling water: *exists *
matt: AWWW YEAHHHHH
You walk into your kids room and you see him with a modded gun in gta, you just beat him over the head with a metal chair
Blargs comedic timing is unmatched
The "THAT'S WHY YOU LOOK BOTH WAYS!!!!" is where I died. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀💀
The RUPERT clip will always live in my head rent free . LEGENDARY
Top 10 moments I don’t regret number 1. Watching this video
Last time I was this early. Juice Wrld was still alive.
This man is way too underrated
Another blarg video another day being happy
Blarg never stop the content. You make the creepy critters that much better