The Declaration of Independence, but it's translated for the 21st century.

[@StevDeS]

This is my way of linking my second channel for rants and common stuff like that to this channel! Check me out over there!
ua-cam.com/video/xH07tOSGtf4/v-deo.html

[@yourearidiculouslunatic8435]

Well done Steve Dave.

[@ZelZ-.-z]

Wow...
I don't even know what to say.

[@StevDeS]

Hopefully you enjoy it. as I said on the C-tab, I wanted to do something a bit funnier, and saw Key and Peele's "Obama's Anger Translator". Thought this'd be funny.