Why Does Luxembourg Exist? (Short Animated Documentary)

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  • @grizzle7661
    @grizzle7661 4 роки тому +11524

    Short Answer: Everyone else around it wanted it, so they decided that nobody could have it lol

    • @lordmustafa3309
      @lordmustafa3309 4 роки тому +299

      Agree with you short answer

    • @kousvetkousvet4158
      @kousvetkousvet4158 4 роки тому +161

      Just like Thailand

    • @richamo13
      @richamo13 4 роки тому +371

      That's sounds like the epidsode of why Belgium exists.

    • @meneither3834
      @meneither3834 4 роки тому +222

      That's also why Belgium exists.

    • @421less1
      @421less1 4 роки тому +15

      @@meneither3834 isnt england way more invested in Belgium though?

  • @warrenlehmkuhleii8472
    @warrenlehmkuhleii8472 4 роки тому +13524

    Luxembourg’s Motto: We are not as small as Lichtenstein.

    • @DeeJayFM
      @DeeJayFM 4 роки тому +443

      Not yet

    • @PrinzPassionsfrucht
      @PrinzPassionsfrucht 4 роки тому +1250

      If you translate this into german, it rhymes. Wir sind nicht so klein wie Lichtenstein.

    • @kfraser3783
      @kfraser3783 4 роки тому +42

      You're greedy

    • @vithu864
      @vithu864 4 роки тому +194

      Yet, Liechtenstein is richer (GDP per capita) than Luxembourg.

    • @tonijelecevic4332
      @tonijelecevic4332 4 роки тому +160

      But not as rich as Monaco:(

  • @arturoalvarezdelatorre9366
    @arturoalvarezdelatorre9366 3 роки тому +4929

    As a luxembourg citizen, I think about this everyday

    • @plonka4590
      @plonka4590 3 роки тому +92

      U dont even exist

    • @arturoalvarezdelatorre9366
      @arturoalvarezdelatorre9366 3 роки тому +68

      @@plonka4590 D: ?

    • @gutty5475
      @gutty5475 3 роки тому +114

      @@plonka4590 he said hes from luxembourg, not denmark

    • @planteruines5619
      @planteruines5619 3 роки тому +18

      Luxembourg , come to belgium and me a french would love to annex belgium

    • @planteruines5619
      @planteruines5619 3 роки тому +9

      @Get Fake the will be french or german but not luxembourgeois at first , this is too small to exist

  • @miliba
    @miliba 4 роки тому +6111

    I remember the time Luxmburg went furiously insane after winning a minor soccer match against Switzerland. Their newspapers mocked the Swiss for being the smaller country

    • @rick0201
      @rick0201 4 роки тому +559

      Thats actually amazing

    • @wmfa95
      @wmfa95 4 роки тому +1026

      We once played a draw against France during a friendly football match and while France forgot that match even happened we celebrated it as if we had won 😅

    • @Die4Gesichter
      @Die4Gesichter 4 роки тому +254

      Yeah.
      Our """""football team"""''" is very very very bad.

    • @blanco7726
      @blanco7726 4 роки тому +198

      When Dudelange played Europa League, even rivals of Dudelange supported them every Thursday evening.

    • @DD-ze1ki
      @DD-ze1ki 4 роки тому +28

      @@blanco7726 I am from Dudelange. :D

  • @FreaKCSGOHacker
    @FreaKCSGOHacker 4 роки тому +8415

    To be used as an easy way to bypass the Maginot Line in Hearts of Iron 4

    • @kfraser3783
      @kfraser3783 4 роки тому +98

      I HATE HEARTS OF IRON IT SO OVERRATED

    • @crocodileguy4319
      @crocodileguy4319 4 роки тому +1236

      @@kfraser3783 you're just salty about the naval menu being hard, aren't you.

    • @andrewlentner
      @andrewlentner 4 роки тому +967

      @@crocodileguy4319 to be fair the naval menu is fucking hard as shit.

    • @Euan_Miller43
      @Euan_Miller43 4 роки тому +175

      crocodileguy the naval menu isn’t hard it’s shit

    • @kfraser3783
      @kfraser3783 4 роки тому +19

      @@redisgreatYT OK Zoomer

  • @gerdforster883
    @gerdforster883 4 роки тому +7774

    Why does Luxembourg maintain a standing army?
    Because there isn't enough room for them to sit down.
    I'll see myself out...

    • @allanelder2711
      @allanelder2711 4 роки тому +245

      I thought Luxembourg kept an army in case things kicked off in Korea again and the US needed their help like they did last time.

    • @mortal19901001
      @mortal19901001 4 роки тому +31

      @@allanelder2711 Ehm... you do know that China and communist North Korea were invading South Korea. And now let me ask you, looking at it know, what do you believe was the better choice? Assisting China and North Korea or South Korea which is prospering? Do you support the dictatorship of North Korea? Get the facts straight.

    • @allanelder2711
      @allanelder2711 4 роки тому +209

      @@mortal19901001 oh dear, someone has taken my comment seriously.
      Luxembourg has a standing army of approximately 550 personnel.
      It was commendable of the country to send a portion of it's army to assist the UN efforts in Korea in 1950-53, but their efforts would have been nothing compared to the thousands of US, UK and other nation's troops that were fighting to stop a Communist takeover of the South.
      It would be a similar situation if another conflict started on the Korean peninsula and Luxembourg was to commit forces there again.

    • @nitpickersheadliceremoval673
      @nitpickersheadliceremoval673 4 роки тому +108

      @@mortal19901001 r/whoooooooosh

    • @robot_girlyman1556
      @robot_girlyman1556 4 роки тому +74

      @@mortal19901001 dense much?

  • @edgelord8337
    @edgelord8337 4 роки тому +2834

    Luxembourg: *hey we exist*
    Liechtenstein: *no one even talks about us*

    • @disneymore7941
      @disneymore7941 4 роки тому +66

      *Liechtenstein

    • @civishamburgum1234
      @civishamburgum1234 4 роки тому +78

      And this is why Liechtenstein stll exists.

    • @Soy_Sauce_Supreme
      @Soy_Sauce_Supreme 4 роки тому +16

      HistoryMatters: Hold my soup.

    • @Chinawanka
      @Chinawanka 4 роки тому +13

      Liechtenstein, who are they? (Don’t be offended if you are from there)

    • @theimperiumofman3714
      @theimperiumofman3714 4 роки тому +52

      @@Chinawanka Liechtenstein is a country that's smaller than wide Putin

  • @AnotherLuckyStar
    @AnotherLuckyStar 4 роки тому +3795

    *History Matters:* Why does Luxembourg exist?
    *Germany:* I ask myself the same question quite a lot.

    • @MPHJackson7
      @MPHJackson7 4 роки тому +185

      They tried answering that question to varying degrees of success

    • @luxembourgishempire2826
      @luxembourgishempire2826 4 роки тому +39

      Yes... GRRRRR

    • @TheSandkastenverbot
      @TheSandkastenverbot 4 роки тому +101

      Germany: don't blame me, I've tried my best

    • @pointlesspublishing5351
      @pointlesspublishing5351 4 роки тому +41

      France: "me too"

    • @diazinth
      @diazinth 4 роки тому +16

      @Vex to be fair, Belgium has made the biggest contribution to finally answer that question ;)

  • @r.v.biagioni7210
    @r.v.biagioni7210 4 роки тому +486

    My dad was born and raised in Luxembourg and I’ve been there here times between 1965 to 1972. The country used to have one of the worst male life expectancies in the 1960s due to the large number of ore miners. Once the country became a hub of international banking, it has soared to having one of the best standards of living on he planet.

    • @smokedoutpositivesquad1738
      @smokedoutpositivesquad1738 2 роки тому +8

      Yea I remember reading in an atlas as a kid that Luxembourg had the highest percentage of car ownership in the world

    • @seronymus
      @seronymus 2 роки тому

      So it sold its soul and became another neolib hellhole 🌈🏳️‍🌈

    • @ronyobry898
      @ronyobry898 2 роки тому +3

      @@smokedoutpositivesquad1738 true

    • @bobloblaw9679
      @bobloblaw9679 Рік тому +5

      @@smokedoutpositivesquad1738 do they all drive....Luxus? :P

    • @smokedoutpositivesquad1738
      @smokedoutpositivesquad1738 Рік тому

      @@bobloblaw9679 lol

  • @glitchy6449
    @glitchy6449 4 роки тому +2077

    I love how Belgium wanted to annex Luxembourg so badly but France was like: non, what a buzz killer

    • @mathiaspint6808
      @mathiaspint6808 4 роки тому +92

      I can't imagine what an even bigger mess we'd be in if we did get to annex it we're only barely hanging on as a country as it is hahaha (we're already 400+ days without a federal government and counting) so thank you France from protecting us from ourselves.

    • @garfieldt
      @garfieldt 4 роки тому +60

      Same as when Netherlands wanted to re-annex Belgium in the weeks after the revolution. France also stepped in and said Non. I guess they were still angry that Napoleon couldn't take anything a few decades earlier and decided no one gets to take anything. Not on their watch, non non.

    • @steveweidig5373
      @steveweidig5373 4 роки тому +22

      They almost succeeded.
      Luxembourg had a referendum in 1919 about it's own future and staying independent largely won out. Otherwise they would possibly have had their way. The Luxembourgers also wanted an economic union with France, who declined. So Belgium instead got an economic union with Luxembourg, which stands to this day btw.

    • @elios4592
      @elios4592 4 роки тому +16

      This was mainly due to the fact that luxembourgish people fought the war during the belgian revolution and wanted to be part of Belgium when it was created, this was not done because of the fortress of Luxembourg City, which was occupied at the time by a prussian garnison.

    • @cyrildewaha
      @cyrildewaha 4 роки тому +5

      @@elios4592 We never wanted to be part of Belgium lmfao what the fuck?

  • @sskuk1095
    @sskuk1095 4 роки тому +782

    Luxembourg: *exists*
    Germany: "Oh look! A shortcut!!"

    • @gammeling
      @gammeling 3 роки тому +12

      i relate to this on a personal level

    • @Doss3332
      @Doss3332 3 роки тому +6

      @@gammeling fail art school

    • @meusvideos5574
      @meusvideos5574 3 роки тому +1

      @@Doss3332 STFU

    • @pacificboi1594
      @pacificboi1594 3 роки тому +4

      @@Doss3332 Hitler was Austrian

    • @Doss3332
      @Doss3332 3 роки тому +1

      @@pacificboi1594 german boi is the exact name that an austrian german nationalist would have.

  • @BillCameronWC
    @BillCameronWC 4 роки тому +1090

    What’s really good about Luxembourg is that if you’re driving from Spain/France to Belgium and on to the Netherlands or vice versa, as I often have been, is that you can fill up your car with petrol at significantly lower cost than in the other countries mentioned. Of course I know that Luxembourg has wider importance (coal, steel etc) as well as being quite beautiful, but from a very selfish point of view its low petrol taxes make it a convenient place to fill up the tank during a lengthy car journey 😂👍.

    • @jf752
      @jf752 2 роки тому +42

      the gas station of Europe... I like it! 😎

    • @karlosdeevs
      @karlosdeevs 2 роки тому +5

      @@jf752 yh especially now with all the gas prices exploding

    • @mikehunt3436
      @mikehunt3436 2 роки тому +24

      Luxembourg: The New Jersey of Europe.

    • @karlosdeevs
      @karlosdeevs 2 роки тому +11

      @@mikehunt3436 no no the Vermont of Europe. NJ is everything west of the Rhine (Northrhine-Westphalia & Rheinland Palatinate)

    • @thesnowfox7262
      @thesnowfox7262 2 роки тому +19

      thank you for helping me plan my european tour 😂😂😂

  • @mauriciogonzalez3334
    @mauriciogonzalez3334 4 роки тому +2287

    As a Luxembourger, I ask myself this every day.

    • @snooz3d998
      @snooz3d998 4 роки тому +73

      For cheap gas and good paying jobs for the neighbours ?

    • @luxembourgishempire2826
      @luxembourgishempire2826 4 роки тому +182

      Really? We disown you then...

    • @reset123451
      @reset123451 4 роки тому +39

      Tu nombre no parece muy de allí

    • @captaindonut5240
      @captaindonut5240 4 роки тому +131

      Wow so people really do live there...i thought it was a magical forest with a castle inhabited by fairies

    • @yumani_
      @yumani_ 4 роки тому +24

      @@luxembourgishempire2826 your name is a meme :D

  • @RDA000
    @RDA000 4 роки тому +1072

    Duchy of Luxembourg: Has land taken from it by the major powers
    Major powers: "Now you're a grand duchy!"

  • @mogensrasmussen8414
    @mogensrasmussen8414 2 роки тому +260

    Funny enough Amazon, Apple, AIG, FedEx, Fidelity, Heinz, IKEA, Office Depot, Pepsi Bottling Group and Staples etc. found Luxembourg very useful to avoid paying tax.

    • @gengis737
      @gengis737 Рік тому +14

      Even more funny, all top stars have a concert in a tiny concert hall of 2,000 ^persons in Luxemburg, escaping taxes for their whole trip in Europe capitals.

    • @CrazyAndy1983
      @CrazyAndy1983 Рік тому +4

      @@gengis737 Actually 6500 people

    • @wxllibear
      @wxllibear Рік тому +4

      You forgot Microsoft my friend 😘

  • @lorenzomariani503
    @lorenzomariani503 4 роки тому +619

    I'm waiting for "Why San Marino exists?"

    • @AkaMadem
      @AkaMadem 4 роки тому +30

      Because of Saint Marinus and bla bla bla

    • @shawnjavery
      @shawnjavery 4 роки тому +50

      He explained it in the Italian unification video

    • @Laffey16
      @Laffey16 4 роки тому +32

      Pretty much existed since Roman times and only survived because they were chill with everyone around them and everyone protected them

    • @guillaumegiroux9425
      @guillaumegiroux9425 4 роки тому +3

      I’m sure it’s in the plans

    • @R3stor
      @R3stor 4 роки тому +22

      Because they thought that if they don't move, no one will notice them

  • @sinfaz
    @sinfaz 4 роки тому +869

    I'm starting to think that History Matters is a Greek philosopher...

    • @Hilversumborn
      @Hilversumborn 4 роки тому +62

      Does he live out of a jar?

    • @sinfaz
      @sinfaz 4 роки тому +12

      Perhaps.

    • @nowhereman6019
      @nowhereman6019 4 роки тому +32

      I bet he thinks that you can define a human as a featherless biped. The hack.

    • @-haclong2366
      @-haclong2366 4 роки тому +10

      The Socratic method in action.

    • @timothymclean
      @timothymclean 4 роки тому +8

      @@nowhereman6019 Being tarred and feathered was a much more serious punishment in ancient Greece.

  • @numberpirate
    @numberpirate 4 роки тому +144

    One thing about Luxembourg not mentioned is the fact that the capital city of Luxembourg which is Luxembourg city is basically built on top of a massive rock outcropping from the surrounding areas. This outcropping has many fortifications dug into it, and they are quite siege resistant. They have repelled more sieges than one can count. So this is the main reason why it has survived.

    • @geojelly9830
      @geojelly9830 2 роки тому +1

      De Kazematten!
      Went to Luxembourg and it's capital last weekend, really beautiful city. I think it might be the prettiest capital i've ever seen though I saw a lot of homeless people

    • @angelgodplace
      @angelgodplace 2 роки тому +1

      @@geojelly9830 all the homeless people can move around thanks to the free transports. We have a lot of institutions trying to help the homeless though.
      It's not really a lack of resources problem

    • @cattysplat
      @cattysplat Рік тому

      Some homeless people legitimately enjoy the lifestyle and do not want to be housed or work.

  • @angelolocatelli5579
    @angelolocatelli5579 4 роки тому +804

    You know... As someone who was born in Luxembourg, lived his whole life there, and watching your videos... I feel honored

    • @inavag3038
      @inavag3038 4 роки тому +27

      you are certainly luxembourgish. thats how we feel when we get mentioned LOL

    • @tractual6363
      @tractual6363 3 роки тому +7

      well, i just noticed that i feel the same when luxembourg gets noticed lol

    • @unicornlunch
      @unicornlunch 3 роки тому +3

      brudi

    • @metalheadcomicbookfan797
      @metalheadcomicbookfan797 3 роки тому +8

      @@tractual6363 I have a question. Did your country take in many illegal immigrants like most European countries did? If yes, that's really bad

    • @tractual6363
      @tractual6363 3 роки тому +3

      @@metalheadcomicbookfan797 i think they did

  • @ЖеняЗинченко-к4к
    @ЖеняЗинченко-к4к 4 роки тому +809

    Another example of a question nobody ever asked but it is actually interesting.

  • @gnoetv
    @gnoetv 4 роки тому +710

    When I'm travelling and getting tired of the eternal 'Where are you from?' question, I always say I'm from Luxembourg. No witty replies there. Just a blank stare and people will leave you alone. Long live Luxembourg!

    • @Gladiator239
      @Gladiator239 4 роки тому +34

      Et seet een sech emmer: Wëssen sie lo wat Lëtzebuerg ass oder muss ech erem alles erklären?

    • @sweetiedahling8137
      @sweetiedahling8137 3 роки тому +25

      Ha ha I’ve used Macedonia in the past for that same reason

    • @tractual6363
      @tractual6363 3 роки тому +4

      @@Gladiator239 Its always said: Do they already know what Luxembourg is or do i have to explain it all again?

    • @infirmux
      @infirmux 3 роки тому +3

      You could rename yourself "van Mondorf" ;)
      Or even Bain van Mondorf :D

    • @kingdoge8916
      @kingdoge8916 3 роки тому +14

      @STD092812 tax evasion and being really small.

  • @wp12mv
    @wp12mv 4 роки тому +594

    So the dutch sold Luxembourg and everyone else kept giving it back to them

    • @TheBrass18
      @TheBrass18 4 роки тому +14

      Lol

    • @joehoe222
      @joehoe222 4 роки тому +8

      Gold machine 🤑

    • @captaindonut5240
      @captaindonut5240 4 роки тому +22

      It's like printing our own money

    • @dannyhu_
      @dannyhu_ 4 роки тому +26

      Benelux will be united again. The Walloons didn't want to be Dutch so that's why Belgium was independent. Luxembourg and the Flemish were okay to be part of the Netherlands only the French people in Wallonia wanted independence.

    • @axiezimmah
      @axiezimmah 4 роки тому +25

      @@dannyhu_ just give wallony to France and add the rest to the Netherlands. All parties will be better off.

  • @YotoBoto
    @YotoBoto 4 роки тому +801

    We finally have the end boss of the “why does this country exist” trilogy

    • @vitaurea
      @vitaurea 4 роки тому +40

      hah, it's not a trilogy. ITS A HEXOLOGY

    • @brambakker5253
      @brambakker5253 4 роки тому +48

      @History Memes no after this one there is one more called Lichtenstein

    • @Dave_Sisson
      @Dave_Sisson 4 роки тому +50

      There are lots of micro states in Europe where we could ask that question. Andorra, Monaco, Malta, San Marino, Lichtenstein and Gibraltar*.
      * Not technically independent because while the UK would like to get rid of it, a 310 year old treaty with Spain says it can't be, but they run the place is as if they are independent anyway.

    • @chip1646
      @chip1646 4 роки тому +15

      All of them exist because Germany didnt want them

    • @jolwr2719
      @jolwr2719 4 роки тому +3

      @@brambakker5253 he already did one

  • @UmatsuObossa
    @UmatsuObossa 4 роки тому +175

    Never gonna get tired of how abruptly the characters keel over every time he says someone died XD

  • @staffan-
    @staffan- 4 роки тому +745

    It is amazing how the European empires just kept passing the Netherlands around themselves. Holy Roman Empire, Spain, Austria.

    • @timothymclean
      @timothymclean 4 роки тому +88

      Apparently it was more valuable as a gift than a possession.

    • @sskuk1095
      @sskuk1095 4 роки тому +25

      *France and Germany

    • @OnionChoppingNinja
      @OnionChoppingNinja 4 роки тому +47

      Untill they told them all to f--k off, declared independence and start colonizing other peoples s-it. Something they where really good at in those early days.

    • @diazinth
      @diazinth 4 роки тому +17

      *
      Frankia
      East/Middle (?) Frankia
      HRE (Equal parts of)
      Dukes of Burgundy (Subjects to)
      ArchDukes of Austria/HRE (Subject to)
      Kings of Spain/HRE (Subject to)
      Correct me where I'm wrong :)

    • @goldeagle8051
      @goldeagle8051 4 роки тому +18

      Timothy McLean actually the Benelux has a GDP of over 1 trillion €/year, thank you.

  • @judaspriest9843
    @judaspriest9843 4 роки тому +252

    "Charles did the French king a solid and died"

    • @lexprontera8325
      @lexprontera8325 4 роки тому +12

      * THUD *

    • @anwardiggs8748
      @anwardiggs8748 4 роки тому +11

      I literally went to the comments to find this

    • @RankinMsP
      @RankinMsP 4 роки тому +1

      This, his dead pan delivery and cartoons is why I come back

    • @princevesperal
      @princevesperal 4 роки тому +1

      Charles the Bold was in the process of establishing his various territorial possessions into a sovereign State in their own right, so we may have had a independent country in the region centuries earlier, had he been successful!

    • @harbl99
      @harbl99 4 роки тому +1

      "You're welcome France." -- a bunch of Swiss hillbillies with halberds

  • @Oussennessuo
    @Oussennessuo 2 роки тому +34

    Fun fact :
    A few years ago, for the World Cup qualifiers, the Luxemburg's football team played against France (in France btw) and managed to keep the score tied.
    At the end of the game you'd see the Frenchies being a bit annoyed, while the Luxemburg's coach was knees on the ground yelling as if they just had won the WC
    Next day around 7:30 AM I was in my car and hear on the radio something like "Big victory for the Luxemburg's football team which tied France in the WC qualifiers last evening !" xD

    • @tartas1995
      @tartas1995 Рік тому +4

      That is a victory. They played far outside their weight class and didn't lose.

    • @Tjalve70
      @Tjalve70 26 днів тому

      It's like Norway.
      When talking about World Cup, you may hear Norwegians mentioning that Norway is the only country that has played against Brazil, and never lost.

  • @LiveLNXgaming
    @LiveLNXgaming 4 роки тому +165

    You know how when you have a big meal and you just cant finish that last bite?
    thats the Luxembourg bite.

    • @luxembourgishempire2826
      @luxembourgishempire2826 4 роки тому +19

      Honestly this comment section is the best in the world.

    • @ForsaforZXD
      @ForsaforZXD 4 роки тому +3

      @@luxembourgishempire2826 come to papa the netherlands

    • @blanco7726
      @blanco7726 4 роки тому +3

      Forsafor Z come to our campings and give us money ;)

    • @ForsaforZXD
      @ForsaforZXD 4 роки тому

      @@blanco7726 no

    • @blanco7726
      @blanco7726 4 роки тому +3

      Forsafor Z too late you’re already doing it thank you very much

  • @PuckishAngeI
    @PuckishAngeI 4 роки тому +844

    The famous greek philosophers:
    Socrates
    Aristotle
    plato
    James bissonette

  • @abigweed1811
    @abigweed1811 4 роки тому +593

    ".. Between the French, German and Dutch speaking world"
    French: *Shows both France and Belgium*
    Literally every Flemish person: *Triggered*

    • @garfieldt
      @garfieldt 4 роки тому +16

      Yep. I noticed that too. Triggered indeed.

    • @Zwijger
      @Zwijger 4 роки тому +21

      The way he said it, including Dutch, clearly means he recognizes the Flemish. If you only consider the Netherlands the "Dutch speaking world" you wouldn't put Luxembourg next to it.

    • @abigweed1811
      @abigweed1811 4 роки тому +6

      @@Zwijger Yeah I can get behind that, but it's not too obvious
      And I won't complain about him not splitting up Belgium in 2 parts or something, but my inner Flemish was a little hurt ;p

    • @Zwijger
      @Zwijger 4 роки тому +19

      @@abigweed1811 As a Dutch person, I understand. Though at the same time it's funny you are both so staunch in being a different culture yet so adamant in being included when the Dutch language is mentioned.

    • @abigweed1811
      @abigweed1811 4 роки тому

      @@Zwijger Well yes obviously we're quite different from the French/Walloon, if you compare us
      And adamant concerning the Dutch language; well personally I'm okay with the (actual) Dutch language etc.
      However yes, that's mainly a true stereotype.

  • @riploljustforfu9929
    @riploljustforfu9929 4 роки тому +237

    "Why DOES Luxemburg exist?" -Germany while thinking about what to do when they win the Great War

  • @antonioaroche3357
    @antonioaroche3357 4 роки тому +214

    Luxembourg: we are neutral
    Hitler: Ok

    • @hendrikdependrik1891
      @hendrikdependrik1891 4 роки тому +31

      Netherlands: We have a woman as king
      Luxembourg: Ok

    • @timothymclean
      @timothymclean 4 роки тому +3

      @@hendrikdependrik1891 Crusader kings, make sure your succession laws are the same for all of your titles. If you can't manage that, for the love of god, make sure your top-level titles are going to the same person. Unless you've got gavelkind, then you're screwed.

    • @luxembourgishempire2826
      @luxembourgishempire2826 4 роки тому +4

      @@timothymclean If only he respected that...

    • @scutumfidelis1436
      @scutumfidelis1436 4 роки тому +2

      @@luxembourgishempire2826 as if you matter.

    • @hoticeparty
      @hoticeparty 4 роки тому +5

      Neutral countries: *Well boys, we did it. Wars are no more.*

  • @IceWolfLoki
    @IceWolfLoki 4 роки тому +439

    Short Answer: The Dutch aren't very good at staying unified and the Germans and French never seem to consolidate their victories for long. Plus a little bit of sexism.

    • @DonCristian_DPB
      @DonCristian_DPB 3 роки тому +25

      I cringe everytime I see the word "sexism". Perhaps because it's always a certain type of people who use it.

    • @IceWolfLoki
      @IceWolfLoki 3 роки тому +70

      @@DonCristian_DPB and it's always a certain type of person that cringes.

    • @willblack8575
      @willblack8575 3 роки тому +27

      @@IceWolfLoki ye normal people.

    • @idek6585
      @idek6585 3 роки тому +12

      @@DonCristian_DPB Did you even see the video?

    • @kindbrute4640
      @kindbrute4640 3 роки тому +2

      @@willblack8575 bro, did you watch the video? It's not that long

  • @borkbork3513
    @borkbork3513 4 роки тому +171

    Luxembourg feels like it’s just been thrown around by France Germany Netherlands and Belgium until the world forgot about it

    • @OnionChoppingNinja
      @OnionChoppingNinja 4 роки тому +18

      it's northern Europe's weed bong. Everybody gets a whiff.

    • @sovietagent9303
      @sovietagent9303 4 роки тому

      @@OnionChoppingNinja lmao

    • @diazinth
      @diazinth 4 роки тому

      Luxemburg exists so Bohemia and other HRE provinces can be free from their influence :D

    • @woogangamadeusmozart3642
      @woogangamadeusmozart3642 4 роки тому +3

      Big companies haven't forgotten that Luxembourg exists bruh

    • @Tjalve70
      @Tjalve70 4 роки тому

      Well, if you're small, and there are big guys fighting around you, if you tuck yourself into a ball, they might even fight OVER you, but you'll be fairly safe.

  • @VincentFarides1776
    @VincentFarides1776 4 роки тому +176

    Small country: *Exists*
    History Matters: But why tho?

    • @MP-vc4nu
      @MP-vc4nu 3 роки тому +2

      So that
      1) It can be made as internet meme and known better than Switerland.
      2) So that all UA-cam channels talk about it instead of Switerland.

  • @Pugiron
    @Pugiron 4 роки тому +49

    "We just don't want our rivals to have it"

  • @thelasttimelord7550
    @thelasttimelord7550 4 роки тому +362

    "Why does Luxembourg exist?"
    Luxembourg citizens: because our *History Matters*

    • @vincentikea3518
      @vincentikea3518 4 роки тому +1

      I know you from harbo wholmes

    • @pablodmdp
      @pablodmdp 4 роки тому +5

      Luxemburg lives matter

    • @ressljs
      @ressljs 4 роки тому +9

      After watching this video, I got the impression that Luxembourg exists because no one really wanted it that bad.

    • @charelpeffer52
      @charelpeffer52 4 роки тому +2

      @@ressljs yeah and now we’re one of the richest countries in the world

    • @uggggu2846
      @uggggu2846 4 роки тому +2

      @@charelpeffer52 du mengst den reichsten land vun der welt

  • @benisddd9784
    @benisddd9784 4 роки тому +108

    "Like, 15ft tops" god I LOVE this channel

    • @Chinawanka
      @Chinawanka 4 роки тому +3

      Ikr, it’s funny

    • @mlippert
      @mlippert 4 роки тому +2

      Well, he's only off by about 54km, so he's not that far off.

    • @mlippert
      @mlippert 4 роки тому

      @Gregory Smith well, for that one country that doesn't use the metric system I suppose you are right.

  • @arthursimsa9005
    @arthursimsa9005 3 роки тому +23

    Fun fact: Charles the Bold, Duke of Burgundy, did not just "die", he was killed in battle. He wanted his "kingdom" to extend over the entire region between Burgundy and the Netherlands, which meant annexing Lorraine (shown as belonging to him on your map, but he never held to it). Lorraine was at the time split between 5 different duchies and ecclesiastical principalities (or "Prince-Bishoprics"... that's a mouthful) under either the Holy German Roman Empire or the Kingdom of France. In the end Charles was killed in the battle of Nancy against Lorrain, Alsatian and Swiss forces, and his body was found several days later, already damaged by wolves.
    And after Charles' Death, Burgundy never regained the power it had had throughout the Hundred Years' War and ceased to be a thorn in the King of France's side.

  • @kmmmsyr9883
    @kmmmsyr9883 4 роки тому +89

    I was so amazed when I learnt about the fact the House of Luxemburg once ruled over the Holy Roman Empire, the Kingdom of Bohemia and the Kingdom of Hungary. This tiny country had some really powerful leaders.

    • @Zwijger
      @Zwijger 4 роки тому +4

      The things is, "ruling" back then wasn't really what it is now. Especially not when the HRE was concerned.

    • @jeandehuit5385
      @jeandehuit5385 4 роки тому +10

      @@Zwijger Yeah, and the House of Luxembourg ascendancy only happened b/c the lowly origins of their house made them appealing compromise candidates to the electors of the late middle ages.
      At this point the HRE was incredibly weak. The legitimate heirs to the Empire, the descendants of Frederick II, had been disinherited by the Pope, so a number of families vied for the title of King of the Romans. The Nassaus, the Habsburgs, the Luxembourgers, and an English prince all held the title at one point or another.

    • @jeannotschumacher1024
      @jeannotschumacher1024 3 роки тому +2

      crazy....but they still did😁 i think...3 emperors...am i wrong. could be.

    • @holextv5595
      @holextv5595 2 роки тому +1

      Luxembourg in history: 🏚️
      Luxembourg in czechia :🏰
      Actually it was not country power and Moravian margraviate jobst of Luxembourg sold Luxembourg just like nothing

    • @nmatthew7469
      @nmatthew7469 Рік тому

      The enlightened rulers from the 50th parallel.

  • @AverytheCubanAmerican
    @AverytheCubanAmerican 4 роки тому +177

    Why? Well, why not? It's too legendary not to be a country

    • @bobsemple9281
      @bobsemple9281 4 роки тому +8

      With no Luxembourg tannu tuva would be unrivalled as Bhutan is to busy being buddhist

    • @snensnmt
      @snensnmt 4 роки тому

      @@bobsemple9281 Tannu what?

    • @thescottishanimeguy9946
      @thescottishanimeguy9946 4 роки тому

      @@snensnmt What Tuva?

    • @MK00040
      @MK00040 4 роки тому

      hello

    • @gamebawesome
      @gamebawesome 4 роки тому

      Liechtenstein: Finally, a worthy opponent. Our battle will be Legendary!

  • @wxllibear
    @wxllibear Рік тому +6

    As someone who has been born and raised in Luxembourg, this video is very well done. Thank you for this video !

  • @merathore9978
    @merathore9978 4 роки тому +157

    A country : *exists*
    History matters: but why?

  • @vonschenck6464
    @vonschenck6464 4 роки тому +37

    02:40 clearly the man on the left was an ancestor of James bisonette

  • @cynthiagautier9984
    @cynthiagautier9984 4 роки тому +458

    Me (luxembourgish citizen since birth going to study in belgium): i am from luxembourg!
    Belgian: *points to the area around the border that they called luxembourg but is actually just the south of belgium* oh you mean from around there?
    Me: *points to the actual country* no over there
    Belgian:
    bUt THat'S tHE gRaNd DUcHy!

    • @stuglife5514
      @stuglife5514 4 роки тому +22

      Hello! Just wanted to say hi. I never get to talk to anyone from the homeland. I was born in Pennsylvania but my family is from the town of Medernach. In fact, we’re actually Medernachs! Greetings from the Pennsylvanian Medernachs!

    • @cynthiagautier9984
      @cynthiagautier9984 4 роки тому +16

      @@stuglife5514 Omg such an interesting paticular situation:D Well i was born in Luxembourg but my ancestors are mostly from Portugal:) Except for an orphan grandpa, some French and Sanish^^' I should do a DNA test hha

    • @kamy6305
      @kamy6305 4 роки тому +25

      I feel ya
      Or when u say 'Im from Luxembourg' and u get the oh so popular answer 'Is ThAt In GeRmAnY"
      Or when they ask what language u speak in luxembourg, and u say luxembourgish, the answer most of the time is 'YoU hAvE yOuR oWn LaNgUaGe?'

    • @cynthiagautier9984
      @cynthiagautier9984 4 роки тому +29

      @@kamy6305 oh my god the language topic!
      studying in Belgium i in the beginning got often asked where I come from bc of my obviously non Belgium way to speak French. Then we proceeded on to the part of the conversation where they find out i am fluent in 5 languages which are Luxembourgish, Portuguese (Immigrant background in the family), German, French and English. Basically the 4 Basic Languages every Child in Luxembourg speaks at the age of 16 + Portuguese 'para a familia'.
      After this some conversations are over, overall when they ask me to prove my knowledge: I crushed their pride of knowing 2 max 3 languages (french, english, maybe dutch), whereas the 2 foreign languages they often just know to use in a very broken way.

    • @comgetit1
      @comgetit1 4 роки тому +11

      When I went to LA on holidays I was actually surprised by the amount of people who knew exactly where Letz was. I was expecting...you know...'Muricans. Was a pleasant surprise :D

  • @danielm6341
    @danielm6341 4 роки тому +50

    I loved the pitch perfect timing of the animation change and the phrase "and then France pounced". It's the subtle things like this and the "thud" timing of characters dying that elevate what should be seemingly flat 2D animation into something more.

  • @rantman2276
    @rantman2276 4 роки тому +10

    I love this channel. It always answers questions I never knew I asked. Thank you.

  • @tildegrand2474
    @tildegrand2474 4 роки тому +45

    I am from Luxembourg, it's a great country ! We speak 4 languages

    • @MusicIsLegal
      @MusicIsLegal 3 роки тому +1

      I am from The Netherlands! we love our Luxembourg people!

    • @DonCristian_DPB
      @DonCristian_DPB 3 роки тому +2

      And you're also rich as hell

    • @allanelder2711
      @allanelder2711 3 роки тому +4

      Why does such a small country need four languages?

    • @ShivDewan99
      @ShivDewan99 3 роки тому +4

      @@allanelder2711 Precisely because it is so small. It doesn’t have its own language and uses languages of the countries that surround/border it

    • @writerconsidered
      @writerconsidered 3 роки тому +1

      @@allanelder2711 The people make the languages, so they have an amalgamation of the surrounding countries.
      Similarly Austrians don't speak Austrian they speak German because they are German. Cultures general last longer than countries.

  • @noobster4779
    @noobster4779 4 роки тому +51

    When the only reason your country exists is the fact none of your neighbours wants the other ones to get to annex you.

  • @blur-blade4981
    @blur-blade4981 4 роки тому +242

    Luxembourg is so small that you would have to stand at either end to socially distance

    • @michelgerhards2810
      @michelgerhards2810 4 роки тому +4

      😂

    • @marabroers6247
      @marabroers6247 4 роки тому +1

      Come on😂

    • @alexiacordeiro8741
      @alexiacordeiro8741 4 роки тому +7

      Lol no. It takes up almost 3-4 hours to do that by train and 2h by car.
      I’m sorry but people who don’t live in Luxembourg tend to comment immature things.
      I’m tired of it
      It’s hard to see comments laughing at my country all the time when life here has provided so many, a dream life full of opportunities.
      Yes it’s small (once you live here it’s not that small at all) but can people stop laughing at it like this country is shit? The things they do for people here is astonishing!

    • @blur-blade4981
      @blur-blade4981 4 роки тому +11

      @@alexiacordeiro8741 I’m sure it’s a great country - I was only joking

    • @Waftey
      @Waftey 4 роки тому +18

      @@alexiacordeiro8741 People make fun of the US all the time and even the US citizens laugh at the jokes about the US. The point is......*its just a joke*. And the joke was not made to belittle your country

  • @wmg111
    @wmg111 4 роки тому +3

    I love these little snippets of history that this channel does. They give just enough of the right amount of information to pique my interest into looking deeper without boring me. Bravo.

  • @J__C_
    @J__C_ 4 роки тому +44

    As a Luxembourghois I always ask myself this question when wake up in the morning

    • @capitalistmaxington5329
      @capitalistmaxington5329 4 роки тому +11

      i have liked your comment to make seem like you liked your own comment forcing you to like your own comment so it dosent look like you like your own comment

    • @vitaurea
      @vitaurea 4 роки тому +9

      @@capitalistmaxington5329 jokes on you, i have saved his reputation

    • @vithu864
      @vithu864 4 роки тому +6

      @@capitalistmaxington5329 do you actually have a life?

    • @capitalistmaxington5329
      @capitalistmaxington5329 4 роки тому +1

      @@vithu864 yes i have a life im not in a grave

  • @tathemrelag3123
    @tathemrelag3123 4 роки тому +34

    History Matters: _Includes Flanders in "the French-speaking world"_
    The Flemish: *So you have chosen death.*

    • @knowyourroleRocky
      @knowyourroleRocky 4 роки тому +5

      Well, we (citizen of this small funny country) don't actually border the Dutch speaking world. We border Belgium, but not Dutch-speaking Belgium.

  • @joehitchen9311
    @joehitchen9311 2 роки тому +4

    Love these videos!
    As someone not entirely familiar with Luxembourg's current borders, it would have been really helpful to have them outlined over the historical maps so I could tell exactly which bits to focus on!

  • @LightFykki
    @LightFykki 4 роки тому +11

    Fun fact: Luxembourg also had quite an strategic importance and hence why it allowed to remain independent and somehow like a bargain chip between great powers, like France and German states. It was know as the "Gibraltar in the North" due to its strong fortress, usually hailed as one of the Europe's best fortification, a status which would remain until quite late in the Renaissance.

  • @joezbest5519
    @joezbest5519 4 роки тому +38

    Episode 20 of things I will tell my friends that they didn’t ask or care about

  • @fungusz_4292
    @fungusz_4292 3 роки тому +10

    0:39 “Charles did the french king a solid and died”😂

  • @aleksandarvil5718
    @aleksandarvil5718 4 роки тому +151

    Same reason as for Belgiums existence:
    *SPEEDBUMP FOR GERMANY OR FRANCE*

    • @alphaviki7987
      @alphaviki7987 4 роки тому +2

      Granpda Corey There is no rule that states, because you belong to a certain country or ethnic group, you are better or worse at certain things. In the end it’s only down to personal skill and how much ability you get to grow. Napoleon was just a good general and charismatic person who happens to come from Corsica. (And Corsicans are neither French or Italian btw)

    • @luftwaffle4327
      @luftwaffle4327 4 роки тому +2

      Wait why are you guys talking about this in a joke comment

    • @skiteufr
      @skiteufr 4 роки тому +6

      @Granpda Corey Well you dont Know history then. How a country Who invaded Europe and spread all modern ideas of the révolution on which all modern democracies are based does not matter ?
      Napoleon was not italian as that did not exist back then. He was born French in the French island of corsica and led France to domination. Then if France did not matter, how they came to have the second largest colonial Empire in the 19th/20th centuries. Why did they invent the car, plane, metric system, vaccines, radioactivity, photography and so on...
      Why they forged many countries by helping them to be independent (Belgium, Italy, Greece...). Why they sacrificed millions of men to Win ww1 and be the top Wiener ? Why do they have the nuclear bomb and are one of the UN top 5...
      Napoleon was not the end of France. You just need to learn about it

    • @Mattstone1992
      @Mattstone1992 4 роки тому +2

      @Granpda Corey He wasn't a full blooded italian... He was from provence but lived in Corsica, which was already french.
      France is a vast country. We have multiple European ethnicities inside of it.
      Northern france is like belgium/german. South is mediterranean.

    • @eryximaque6310
      @eryximaque6310 4 роки тому

      @Granpda Corey Dare to say to a Corsican he is an Italian and you will see.

  • @77777Spooky
    @77777Spooky 4 роки тому +28

    "Why does Luxembourg exist?"
    Because there haven't been any world wars lately.

    • @a2falcone
      @a2falcone 4 роки тому

      And because Germany lost both of them.

    • @shellshockedgerman3947
      @shellshockedgerman3947 4 роки тому +1

      And both France and Germany wanted neither to get the land.

  • @Eliezer3838
    @Eliezer3838 3 роки тому +14

    Luxembourg has more history than my history class even taught me about Europe

  • @NanarStudios
    @NanarStudios 4 роки тому +19

    History Matters, you have way enough subscribers to just walk into Luxembourg and annex it. No need to ask that question anymore

    • @jacobjohnson4785
      @jacobjohnson4785 4 роки тому +2

      MAKE A VIDEO ABOUT THE UYGUIR GENOCIDE OR PAPA STALIN WILL SEND YOU TO THE GULAG!!!

    • @timothymclean
      @timothymclean 4 роки тому +3

      I wouldn't be so sure-numbers aren't everything, and armies made of UA-cam subscribers are infamously undisciplined.

    • @gilileo8732
      @gilileo8732 4 роки тому +2

      @@timothymclean No, no. He's got a point...

    • @Tjalve70
      @Tjalve70 4 роки тому +2

      I think it would be easier of James Bissonette just bought it.

  • @gideonmele1556
    @gideonmele1556 4 роки тому +49

    Luxembourg: exists because we don’t want the other guys to have it more than we want it

  • @NelsonDiscovery
    @NelsonDiscovery 2 роки тому +21

    The House of Luxembourg was an important rival of the Habsburgs during the 14th century. Three members of the family were elected Holy Roman Emperor. At the height of its power members of the family ruled as Kings over Bohemia, Hungary, Croatia and as Dukes and Counts in Brandenburg and other counties and Bishopric properties in the HRE besides its home turf in Luxembourg.

    • @matelandon
      @matelandon 2 роки тому

      Long live Sigismund!

    • @holextv5595
      @holextv5595 2 роки тому +1

      Luxembourg in history: 🏚️
      Luxembourg in czechia :🏰

    • @tubickkema3009
      @tubickkema3009 2 роки тому +1

      Yes and the House of Luxemburg orginated from the Carolingians cause Siegfried Graf of Luxemburg was a Male descent of Charlemagne.

  • @AzsimuthOldAccount
    @AzsimuthOldAccount 4 роки тому +4

    I think his voice is becoming more and more calmer trough the videos. He started with a bit agressive voice in his first videos, and it became calmer.

  • @MegaUMU
    @MegaUMU 4 роки тому +10

    I wish he included the fact that the succession from Willem III to Adolphe of a junior branch was the furthest away transfer of a throne to a relative in history. Adolphe was Willem III's 17th cousin once removed.
    Edit:spelling

  • @Lawnmower737
    @Lawnmower737 2 роки тому +6

    I love how Luxembourg decided after being conquered twice since it’s independence, to renounce neutrality and decided that little Luxembourg wasn’t going to let it happen again. And since WW2 Luxembourg has sent its troops to major conflicts and wars and developed a program in which its citizenry would basically become resistance fighters in the event of occupation. Luxembourg was one of many NATO members to send its troops to Korea, and their most famous foght was the Battle of the Imjin River in which the combined Belgian/Lixembourgish troops held off waves of Chinese assaults. Since then Luxembourg has sent UN troops throughout the years even to the present.

  • @geoffreycharles6330
    @geoffreycharles6330 4 роки тому +21

    I'm studying law here and, Gosh, everything is so perfect, calm expensive !

  • @familygash7500
    @familygash7500 4 роки тому +33

    *VIDEO SUGGESTION:*
    When did The Celts first arrive in Britain, and who inhabited Britain before them?

    • @vitaurea
      @vitaurea 4 роки тому +2

      @John B. i have a guess, 1. Ottomans, 2. Russia

    • @abloodorange5233
      @abloodorange5233 4 роки тому +5

      Dat Lettuce neither. It’s just the bulgars didn’t impose their culture on the Slavic population.

    • @snensnmt
      @snensnmt 4 роки тому +2

      @John B. how come Suomi in the same linguistic category as Magyar?

    • @-haclong2366
      @-haclong2366 4 роки тому +1

      Celtic people didn't migrate to the British Isles, Celtic culture and language did through trade, in fact French people outside of Britanny are ironically "more Celtic" than the Britannians or the Britons, or the Irish.

    • @abloodorange5233
      @abloodorange5233 4 роки тому +1

      黑龍 - Hắc Long yes they did. A small band of warriors and migrants conquered the British isles and Irish isle through warfare. They imposed their culture and language, and made a barely noticeable genetic impression.

  • @pumpkinhammy5931
    @pumpkinhammy5931 Рік тому +12

    Luxembourg being tossed around for over 500 years, i can relate to it

  • @theoldholmes
    @theoldholmes 4 роки тому +3

    I am from Luxembourg and this is really well done! thanks a lot for putting us on the map ;-)

  • @napoleonibonaparte7198
    @napoleonibonaparte7198 4 роки тому +26

    “But sir, what about the Balkans”
    - A courtier informing the delegates during the Treaty of Westphalia

    • @Toonrick12
      @Toonrick12 4 роки тому

      "Meh, let the Ottomans keep it and try to keep the peace there. Doubt any war will be started there."

    • @harry5326
      @harry5326 3 роки тому

      Ah Based Napoleon

    • @sternuens
      @sternuens Рік тому +2

      Luxembourg can be used for storage.

  • @stevej71393
    @stevej71393 3 місяці тому +1

    You missed a golden opportunity to say "Charles the Bold whom the king of France was not a fan of due to Charles' boldness"

  • @cursedex3755
    @cursedex3755 4 роки тому +27

    Waiting for "Why does Andorra exist?"

    • @a2falcone
      @a2falcone 4 роки тому +3

      Ooooh, that's a good one! A lot of wacky feudal hereditary law.

    • @littlechemie5425
      @littlechemie5425 4 роки тому +3

      The place where King of France still exists

  • @luminescentcore
    @luminescentcore 4 роки тому +18

    0:08
    😭I'm crying in metric

  • @damien4197
    @damien4197 3 роки тому +1

    Almost Impossibly Tiny Nation: exists.
    History Matters: that's free real estate!

  • @jaredgaston3305
    @jaredgaston3305 4 роки тому +31

    HistoryMatters: because reasons
    Comments: Because Something witty about James Bisonette

  • @js500y9
    @js500y9 4 роки тому +4

    2:20 missed a golden opportunity to write “Bucks 4 Lux”

  • @michaelputman9832
    @michaelputman9832 Рік тому +1

    These videos are always interesting historically, but I also watch because I never get tired of seeing the cartoon figures keel over and die with a soft thud on the carpet.

  • @OneOnOne1162
    @OneOnOne1162 4 роки тому +36

    0:03 - Including Belgium in the French speaking world. *6 million Flemish people glower at History Matters*

  • @pumpkinhammy5931
    @pumpkinhammy5931 Рік тому +9

    As a 100% luxembourger by heritage and resident, i ask myself this question every day

    • @arkady714
      @arkady714 Рік тому

      Mir wëlle sinn wat mir sinn!

  • @xXXCleonXXx
    @xXXCleonXXx 4 роки тому +2

    Merci for the Video :)!🇱🇺

  • @stevenm3823
    @stevenm3823 4 роки тому +2

    Small country but very picture postcard beautiful.

  • @MrMichelxD
    @MrMichelxD 4 роки тому +4

    If you want to know how small they currently are: The part the Belgians took from Luxembourg is currently the province "Luxembourg". This province is bigger than the actual country.

  • @nalulenert9001
    @nalulenert9001 4 роки тому +1

    Thanks for the video. Greetings from a Luxembourger living in Luxembourg! ☺️

  • @Chinawanka
    @Chinawanka 4 роки тому +5

    2nd best history channel ever (don’t be offended please, you’re so good) A great sense of humour, very informative and easy to understand. Cheers mate for making these. Keep it up

    • @pcu9284
      @pcu9284 3 роки тому +1

      I'd like to hear your bid for the best

    • @jakebrown5967
      @jakebrown5967 2 роки тому

      My guess is OverSimplied

  • @kfraser3783
    @kfraser3783 4 роки тому +15

    James Bisonette is most likely funding the channel himself, And HM is James.

    • @legowagfles7287
      @legowagfles7287 4 роки тому +5

      His name is literally in the description yet people keep spelling it wrong...

    • @kfraser3783
      @kfraser3783 4 роки тому

      @@legowagfles7287 Done.

  • @GuildsmanPirate
    @GuildsmanPirate 3 роки тому

    This video has popped up first in my recommended like four times in the last two weeks and I’ve watched it every time

  • @donmah06
    @donmah06 4 роки тому +82

    Fun fact: after the first world war, the allies thought about giving Alsace-Lorraine* to Luxembourg, but France would've been absolutely against this.
    *that strip of land between germany and france that they passed between each other several times

    • @EmbyTheEnby
      @EmbyTheEnby 4 роки тому +5

      That's sad you have to explain that, but understandable.

    • @Xindet
      @Xindet 4 роки тому +5

      germany had the idea to give the french part of Alsace-Lorraine to the swiss to reduce tensions

    • @machtharry
      @machtharry 4 роки тому +5

      @@Xindet
      How would that make any sense? The French speaking part of Alsace-Lorraine is basically Lorraine. Alsace is (or rather was) mostly german speaking.
      Lorraine doesnt boarder Switzerland though - Alsace does.

    • @CivilizedWasteland
      @CivilizedWasteland 4 роки тому +1

      ugh what could have been

    • @shellshockedgerman3947
      @shellshockedgerman3947 4 роки тому +2

      @@machtharry Probably thought because they were German and French, it meant they would get along with the inhabitants of Alsace and Lorraine.

  • @xano2921
    @xano2921 4 роки тому +17

    No one:
    People of Luxemburg: kalm
    Charles The Bold: "aight, imma head out"
    People of Luxemburg: panik

  • @isaacwest276
    @isaacwest276 4 роки тому +5

    “Did [him] a solid a died” is a great line. You doing jokes in your unwavering tone is hilarious.

  • @DD-ms7ek
    @DD-ms7ek 4 роки тому +7

    "Charles give a french King a solid and died" damn... I love it

  • @seanryan9193
    @seanryan9193 4 роки тому +18

    3:10 ah yes, Knocksenbourg

  • @julianstern2328
    @julianstern2328 4 роки тому +1

    Thank you for this video! Your channel is great. and I'm from Luxemburg.

  • @EllisEllo
    @EllisEllo 4 роки тому +37

    I have an idea for your next one: "Why does Egypt exist?" Or "Why does Japan exist?" Any country that has historically long developed civilization.

    • @affentaktik2810
      @affentaktik2810 4 роки тому +6

      John B. Only 10-15% of bulgaria was bulghar at any time
      These made up the elite of the nation however they immediatly started to assimilate to the local culuture
      Which was mainly greek and slav (thracian culture had died out at that time)
      Since bulgaria was very rich land the nomadic lifestyle didnt really fit and the turkic language had no writing at the time
      Slavic was easier and they couldnt adopt greek as those were their main rivals
      So slavic it was
      As for hungary it was in a weird position as the land (pannonia) was extremely depopulated by avars and later on samo from czechia there were no slavs
      Greeks were way too far away and slavs were just about their only rivals
      Hungary didnt have a large minority of slavs like bulgaria did so they just kept on talking hungarian...
      Fun fact from 1000-1948 the only official language in hungary was actually latin
      Hungarian was only accepted with the rise of cultural nationalism
      Its actually amazing how hungary remained hungarian and quite inexplainable
      Especially if you look at their crazy language
      But hungary still shared many similarities with slavic culture especially in food and administration

    • @EllisEllo
      @EllisEllo 4 роки тому +2

      @John B. I agree with @Affentaktik, it's kind of like asking "why didn't 19th & 20th century people of Prussia speak Prussian?" Although it would be interesting to compare the Turkic Bulgars to the Slavic Bulgarians.

    • @kamakiller1145
      @kamakiller1145 4 роки тому +1

      Why does Andorra exist?

    • @seneca983
      @seneca983 4 роки тому +1

      Why does Nauru exist?

  • @suyci
    @suyci 4 роки тому +37

    "in 1477 Charles did the French a solid and died"... I am still laughing, excellent delivery

    • @spdutahraptor777
      @spdutahraptor777 3 роки тому +3

      "...And it took a whole 6 seconds for France to pounce and take these lands"

  • @Knappnax
    @Knappnax 2 роки тому +2

    refreshing to see a video about our small country

  • @denislamesch8155
    @denislamesch8155 4 роки тому +200

    Luxembourger here, I have some questions. Why do you start your timeline right after we ruled the hre? Why don't you mention our big Fortress? Also Luxembourg didn't join Nato or the eec but was a founding member. Aka it was to some extent our Idea. Like Robert Schumann who was half Luxembourger or the Schengen Agreement named after the luxembourgisch town it was signed in. I don't want to apear as a nationalist, I just want to counterbalance this Image of Luxembourg just getting tossed around with no agency of its own.

    • @denislamesch8155
      @denislamesch8155 4 роки тому +6

      Still a good Video. Keep it up.

    • @noone-lp7tr
      @noone-lp7tr 4 роки тому +12

      leider ass letzebuerg eischter en meme ginn wei soss eppes. Mais ech ginn dir Rescht, sou vill Geschicht wou einfach vergiess gett

    • @SlideGxd
      @SlideGxd 4 роки тому +5

      @@noone-lp7tr "Why Does Luxembourg Exist?" as den titel and net "What is Luxembourg" :)

    • @mathieuL2204
      @mathieuL2204 4 роки тому +22

      (French here) If you take a step back you'll see that Luxemburg exists not because it is a nation or because it makes sense as a state, but as a result of historical contingencies. It is a founding member of NATO and the EU because it agreed to join those organisations that were willing to bring in as many members as possible. Imagining that tiny (and back then impoverished) Luxemburg willed those into existence is just caricatural wishful thinking. Last but not least, the sovereign status of Luxemburg (as well as many other micro-states who just 'happen' to be tax-heavens) right in the middle of the EU is not only puzzling, it is also indicative of a willingness on the part of the rulers of larger states to deliberately allow some white-collar criminal activities to go unchecked. And the citizens of your oh-so-respectable country are handsomely paid to never question whether there's anything fishy going on. For instance the average bus driver makes 45,000 euros in Luxemburg and 25,000 in London (one the most expensive cities in the world). So many multinationals are allowed to divert their benefits into shell companies that have "tax-deals" with your government and as a result pay a very low tax rate, allowing your compatriots to pay very little tax and civil servants to be outrageously overpaid. Those civil servants jobs usually being reserved for native luxemburgers and all the financial engineering being carried out by foreign workers.
      Maybe you're proud of being from Luxemburg. And that's OK. But personally I don't think I would be.

    • @denislamesch8155
      @denislamesch8155 4 роки тому +23

      @@mathieuL2204 First of all, every Nation is formed do to certain external cercumstances. Like France beeing formed thanks to arbitrary splitting Charlemagnes Empire. Second, every country offers favorable tax deals to certain cooperations. I don't like that either but it's wrong to only point at someone else as the cause of the Problem. Why pick only small countrys. What about the Swiss, Ireland, the Netherlands, the Britisch with all their dependencys or Delaware in the US. Everybody is doing it. I agree with you, that it shoudn't happen, but blaming a single country isn't a solution. I didn't say we founded Nato or the Eu on our own. I said some of it was our Idea. We contributed to the Group Projekt that is the EU. Minimum wage in Lux is around 2000 a month or 24000 a year which might seem like a lot, but living here is pretty expensiv. And taxes for privat people are pretty mutch the same as elsewhere.Around 20 to 22 of our Money comes from the Finance sector. The reason is simply that as a small country with few natural ressources, you gotta make your Money with something like tourism, Tech or Banking, which require few ressources and manpower. Again, I am not a Nationalist, and this isn't about pride. It's about corecting the prejufices people like you have and spread. I don't like everything my country does or has done in the past, but you gotta be more nuanced in your worldview.

  • @catavar9921
    @catavar9921 4 роки тому +30

    So, every time the EEC or EU is mentioned, there's just a random German flag in the background?

    • @maze2000wi
      @maze2000wi 4 роки тому +17

      Indeed it is! That's probably because History Matters correctly recognizes that the German taxpayers basically pay for the EU's expenses.

    • @metrohunter-qy4fz
      @metrohunter-qy4fz 3 роки тому +5

      @@maze2000wi no wonder why they call it the Fourth Reich

    • @organicfarm5524
      @organicfarm5524 3 роки тому +9

      @@metrohunter-qy4fz no one calls it fourth Reich except the English

    • @metrohunter-qy4fz
      @metrohunter-qy4fz 3 роки тому

      @@organicfarm5524 I know

  • @Jan_Koopman
    @Jan_Koopman Рік тому +1

    "Why does Luxembourgh exist?"
    The Netherlands, Belgium, Germany, and France: "Good question...⚔️"

  • @williamtheconqueror7807
    @williamtheconqueror7807 4 роки тому +48

    Why does Luxembourg exist?
    Literally every other nation: We don't know, but we do not care!

    • @kingbookser
      @kingbookser 4 роки тому +3

      Germany at the end of 2020: Hey Luxemburg, do you want a better ecconomy?
      Luxemburg: Yeah why not
      Germany: *annexes Luxenburg*
      Luxemburg: ...

    • @williamtheconqueror7807
      @williamtheconqueror7807 4 роки тому +1

      @@kingbookser That's not what I meant, Germany... :(

    • @luxembourgishempire2826
      @luxembourgishempire2826 4 роки тому +1

      @@kingbookser Then we would get France to intervene. I had a nightmare about that the other day...

    • @edipires15
      @edipires15 4 роки тому +6

      kingbookser lol Luxembourg already has a better economy than Germany

    • @florianebner934
      @florianebner934 4 роки тому +1

      Edi Pires delusional?