When a vampire meeting goes wrong

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  • @gabesarti7184
    @gabesarti7184 7 місяців тому +9064

    I want to see a movie where Greg goes full on John Wick after a vampire coven steals his sheep.

    • @happy-zs6qx
      @happy-zs6qx 7 місяців тому +108

      SAME

    • @michael_pilot
      @michael_pilot 7 місяців тому +14

      Els or Cristina?

    • @cmcsccw
      @cmcsccw 7 місяців тому +13

      Real

    • @kchortu
      @kchortu 7 місяців тому +122

      Baelin's Route style!

    • @lgermain24
      @lgermain24 7 місяців тому +10

      Yes please!!

  • @HeavySnorlax
    @HeavySnorlax 7 місяців тому +1391

    -Hey Greg, why are you farming so much garlic?
    -It's because of the vampire problem
    -What vampire problem?
    -Exactly!

    • @SatumainenOlento
      @SatumainenOlento 6 місяців тому +23

      EXACTLY!!! Excellent! Hope that this point is noted in the upcoming films about Greg.

    • @Sifya
      @Sifya 6 місяців тому +13

      Honesty sounds like epic secret quest, after you reach a centain level of fame, and force, and good relanship with greg, starting the special quest " Helping the old vampire hunter to kill his mortal enemies). Greg is the serana of situation!

    • @DH-rj2kv
      @DH-rj2kv 23 дні тому +2

      The King would like you to note that the rumours about an army of vampires marching to conquer Azerim are completely untrue, but coincidently reminds the populace that regular consmption of large quantities of garlic has substantial health benefits.

  • @johnserosanguineous1886
    @johnserosanguineous1886 7 місяців тому +1581

    A meeting without refreshments is called an "email."

    • @VivaLaDirtLeague
      @VivaLaDirtLeague  7 місяців тому +314

      I like this attitude

    • @lmnobcrew5735
      @lmnobcrew5735 7 місяців тому +18

      You misspelled: Normal and way too long

    • @IndigenouspersonofEurope-vo9lm
      @IndigenouspersonofEurope-vo9lm 6 місяців тому +1

      Worst part is when they cull a person for just a few litres of blood. What a waste of resources. You don't need to kill a cow to get to the milk.

    • @WithoutliesShlimShlamdie-rc9ry
      @WithoutliesShlimShlamdie-rc9ry 6 місяців тому +16

      Worst part is when they cull a person for just a few litres of blood. What a waste of resources.

    • @Cupcake12347
      @Cupcake12347 6 місяців тому +9

      @@WithoutliesShlimShlamdie-rc9ry No need to unalive a cow to get to the milk.

  • @The_Gravetender
    @The_Gravetender 7 місяців тому +4333

    Greg has a very particular set of skills. Skills that he has acquired over a very long career. Skills that make him a nightmare for vampires.

    • @immapotato1
      @immapotato1 7 місяців тому +90

      and surprisingly nothing else

    • @Gillsing
      @Gillsing 7 місяців тому +51

      Vampires hate this NPC!

    • @CemKalyoncu
      @CemKalyoncu 7 місяців тому +33

      Daymare

    • @kennethlindahl9206
      @kennethlindahl9206 7 місяців тому +42

      Don't forget His garlic infused blood...therefore the undead scum can't bite Him

    • @samuraiwarren4475
      @samuraiwarren4475 7 місяців тому +2

      The gumball reference 🤣

  • @billybegood466
    @billybegood466 7 місяців тому +584

    I like how Greg eats so much garlic that he was immune to the vampire's bite.
    Nice touch.

    • @atimidbirb
      @atimidbirb 7 місяців тому +52

      Not immune, but the taste of him gave the vampire like 10d12 poison damage 😂

    • @LePonderingPanda
      @LePonderingPanda 6 місяців тому +12

      Good old Garlic and Fish NUM NUM NUM

  • @blakedefriend4075
    @blakedefriend4075 6 місяців тому +164

    We all know that Greg is a descendent of vampire slayers. His grandfather had a garlic shaped pummel on his vampire slaying sword. The only reason Greg is only known as a farmer is that there arent many vampires left. His ancestors defeated the vampire rulers and returned peace to the land.

  • @rinch_jacobson
    @rinch_jacobson 7 місяців тому +1890

    - I don't think you were invited.
    - How did I even get here then?
    Hahaha, genius!

    • @tmtsky
      @tmtsky 7 місяців тому +80

      Thx, i forgot some vampires can't go inside whithout a proper invit.

    • @Maityist
      @Maityist 7 місяців тому +83

      I didn't catch that until you mentioned it, that's actually genius writing.

    • @Tulkash01
      @Tulkash01 7 місяців тому +35

      That's very Ben of him...

    • @gaz-atolla7519
      @gaz-atolla7519 7 місяців тому +27

      Best throwaway gag I've heard in a long time

    • @macle5007
      @macle5007 7 місяців тому +2

      i dont get it

  • @ISeeYa
    @ISeeYa 7 місяців тому +1103

    I freaking knew there will be a Greg the Garlic Farmer vs Vampire skit ever since Rowan changed his class to Vampire. I DID NOT expect Greg to go this hard.

    • @sspectre8217
      @sspectre8217 7 місяців тому +31

      There’s an alternate timeline where Greg became a Blood Hunter instead of a Cleric

    • @diegolarrea7932
      @diegolarrea7932 7 місяців тому +6

      Blood hunter Greg would’ve been cool but the d-heads were desperate for heals

    • @3Clod
      @3Clod 7 місяців тому +7

      I didn't think about it but as soon as he appeared here it all made sense

    • @vicusdanielson
      @vicusdanielson 7 місяців тому +5

      HOLY GARLIC GRENADES!!!

    • @_MECRONANCER_
      @_MECRONANCER_ 7 місяців тому +6

      He deserves a toast! (Garlic toast😋)

  • @zenmasters_games
    @zenmasters_games 7 місяців тому +91

    "It’s garlic time mother fuckers" has got to be the most bad-ass hero intro of all time!

  • @spudnikca8959
    @spudnikca8959 7 місяців тому +856

    2:32 "Garlic time, MotherF***ers !" from the garlic farmer. Priceless!

  • @hidden7soul
    @hidden7soul 7 місяців тому +1744

    😂 I think Greg deserves his own movie as the vampire slayer of Azerim at night, shop keeper in the day.

    • @StoryLover-7
      @StoryLover-7 7 місяців тому +14

      I agree. Briliant

    • @jayzonedc6474
      @jayzonedc6474 7 місяців тому +39

      Vampire slayer at night, shop keeper in the day, artificer and cleric on the weekends.

    • @ThatGuy-mp9og
      @ThatGuy-mp9og 7 місяців тому +21

      Always to busy to look for his missing sheep

    • @totallyathome
      @totallyathome 7 місяців тому +6

      I want this!!

    • @brokenhiveling
      @brokenhiveling 7 місяців тому +16

      Baelins Route II: The smell of garlic!

  • @madisonmecham9546
    @madisonmecham9546 7 місяців тому +115

    Even I'm a deaf person and the closed caption was the best!! I'm laughing so hard! One of my favorites is "WTF gasp!" That what perfectly match the body language and facial expression 😂

    • @p0laris813
      @p0laris813 7 місяців тому +13

      Watching it again with closed captions made it even better! "*A golden garlic?*", "*cool stunt sh1t*", "*zoro hissing*", and the poignant "*well...*" after Greg broke his sword? *Chef's kiss*

    • @rebeccapekarske5788
      @rebeccapekarske5788 6 місяців тому +3

      *allergic spewing*

    • @joekalista3615
      @joekalista3615 6 місяців тому +1

      WOW thank you for this.

    • @davidplatt8308
      @davidplatt8308 3 місяці тому

      That is awesome to see deaf people here!

    • @DiogenesDworkinson
      @DiogenesDworkinson 3 місяці тому

      Wait... Are deaf people normally unable to enjoy humor?

  • @n.a.4292
    @n.a.4292 7 місяців тому +1016

    Greg ate so much fish and garlic he gained "garlic blood", "garlic aura" and "garlic god blessing"

    • @jordanfelt5978
      @jordanfelt5978 7 місяців тому +16

      Don't know what fish has to do with anything. That's pretty weird. You can make garlic with plenty of dishes.

    • @ComradeGeneralSupreme
      @ComradeGeneralSupreme 7 місяців тому +1

      Hahahaha

    • @onecoolboy98
      @onecoolboy98 7 місяців тому +12

      "Num Num Num Num Num"- Greg the Garlic Farmer (and to a lesser extent Shmeg the Garlic Liker)

    • @straightjacket3.519
      @straightjacket3.519 7 місяців тому +8

      If you’re going to eat a lot of fish then you may want to use lemon pepper instead of garlic, the lemon will make you less apt to get scurvy. Although garlic is good for immune system in general so maybe every other time then it won’t get boring.

    • @Ryantiisnllallksksks
      @Ryantiisnllallksksks 7 місяців тому +15

      They need to make the patron god of Greg the cleric on the dnd channel the "God of Garlic"

  • @InsanityGrant
    @InsanityGrant 7 місяців тому +400

    The honeywood theme in he background right before Greg The Garlic Farmer enters is just chefs kiss

    • @Bluntman-J.P
      @Bluntman-J.P 7 місяців тому +12

      Well shit i didn't even notice that xD

    • @aditya_on_youtube
      @aditya_on_youtube 7 місяців тому +7

      I had to listen to that section twice on earphones to notice it

  • @williamkifer5583
    @williamkifer5583 6 місяців тому +28

    Greg finally getting a character arc while being one of the oldest characters on the channel is so awesome. When I saw the golden garlic grenade I literally shouted “GREG!!”

  • @michael_pilot
    @michael_pilot 7 місяців тому +1325

    Adam is a very elegant vampire

    • @EvilGremlin100
      @EvilGremlin100 7 місяців тому +10

      Indeed, also, Ben really rocks a set of fangs when he does his evil smile.. usually reserves it for when he's doing the difficult customer getting his way bit in the bored series, but it went so well here with the fangs

    • @corbinhbucknerjr558
      @corbinhbucknerjr558 7 місяців тому +4

      I liked his brother in the top hat. They have a vibe.

  • @Jakub1989YTb
    @Jakub1989YTb 7 місяців тому +368

    Greg is that one npc with the most epic sidequest you can easilly miss.

    • @Jakub1989YTb
      @Jakub1989YTb 7 місяців тому +8

      I loved this in the witcher.

  • @InVerum
    @InVerum 7 місяців тому +33

    I love how the accent wandered all the way from Transylvania, to Scottish to Kiwi and somehow looped back around to South Africa? "I don't even remember you being invited", that is HARD accent to do on purpose let alone by accident. Amazing.

  • @tarekmsolli6027
    @tarekmsolli6027 7 місяців тому +698

    I like how Rowan loses the accent whenever the speech loses seriousness

    • @LeeeHack
      @LeeeHack 7 місяців тому +22

      Not entirely. The choice of words is different, but he still keeps parts of the accent ("Seriously?").
      I thought it was totally in character :)

  • @MSte21
    @MSte21 7 місяців тому +493

    Okay, this was brilliant. I can't tell if this was all Greg's fantasy or if it really happened as a quest, but Greg the Garlic Farmer being a vampire hunting badass is my headcanon now anyway.

    • @iissss9847
      @iissss9847 7 місяців тому +30

      Then greg gets nerfed after the update. 🤣🤣

    • @thepolarianempire
      @thepolarianempire 7 місяців тому +29

      @@iissss9847after vampires were added as a playable race they had to vault the vampire hunting quest line it’s also why he lost his wife as she was linked to the vampire questline

    • @runem5429
      @runem5429 7 місяців тому +3

      @@iissss9847 Gregs always get nerfed, unfortunately.

    • @samuelrosander1048
      @samuelrosander1048 7 місяців тому

      Need "Headcanon" merch: a hat with an old-school cannon firing cannonballs of lore!

    • @willibaldstumptner6865
      @willibaldstumptner6865 7 місяців тому +1

      Canon 🎉from now on ✅

  • @danielknapp3141
    @danielknapp3141 6 місяців тому +25

    Wow! The garlic farmer being a vampire hunter is a perfect combination of subverting expectations and being super obvious in retrospect.

  • @sonochamp
    @sonochamp 7 місяців тому +149

    I love Baelin's Route... but Greg the Vampire Hunter would put it to shame! Make it happen, VLDL!

    • @andrewvivona1797
      @andrewvivona1797 7 місяців тому +4

      We all want this

    • @nathanrust4908
      @nathanrust4908 7 місяців тому +3

      YES!

    • @larryargent503
      @larryargent503 3 місяці тому

      Same! It could start with a vampire attacking his village and he takes it out with his own NPC Quest exclamation mark, to symbolise he has become the main character. 😅

    • @davide2711
      @davide2711 2 місяці тому

      Please

  • @joekenorer
    @joekenorer 7 місяців тому +344

    Bodger: "Greg, what's your last name?"
    Greg: "Uh, Belmont"

    • @joshsimonton769
      @joshsimonton769 7 місяців тому +11

      Underrated comment right here.

    • @jeremygilby1455
      @jeremygilby1455 7 місяців тому +5

      Castelvania NPC: Azerim

    • @molybdaen11
      @molybdaen11 7 місяців тому +7

      And suddenly all vampires left the kingdom over night. 😂

    • @littlelw319
      @littlelw319 7 місяців тому +12

      Gregory "Greg the garlic farmer" Belmont

    • @Jayzon666
      @Jayzon666 6 місяців тому +8

      Nice day for fishin', but a horrible night to have a curse.

  • @omeganexuskensai6848
    @omeganexuskensai6848 6 місяців тому +19

    Clearly, Greg has levels in Monk. Must have retired from the monastery to continue the family tradition of farming.

  • @MopeyFand
    @MopeyFand 7 місяців тому +252

    A vampire hunter does seem like the natural progression for a garlic farmer.

    • @bramvanduijn8086
      @bramvanduijn8086 7 місяців тому +7

      Man, now I want a RPG where your class and professions combine like that. Like really lean into it, that the garlic farmer part gives much stronger buffs than the hunter class if you're fighting vampires. Gives debuff when fighting werewolves though, they can smell you coming miles away.

    • @plektosgaming
      @plektosgaming 7 місяців тому +4

      Not, it's that the vampire hunter has retired but can't stop growing garlic and stocking potions and the like - just in case.

    • @jeremygilby1455
      @jeremygilby1455 7 місяців тому +1

      "You don't mess with pancake day." - Greg the Vampire Hunter

  • @thevalarauka101
    @thevalarauka101 7 місяців тому +2145

    love how rowan reappears as bodger at the end - definitely not the evil vampire lord guy
    edit: yes I know they're meant to be different characters with the same skin... probably

    • @-ion
      @-ion 7 місяців тому +320

      When the developers reuse assets

    • @akira6457
      @akira6457 7 місяців тому +65

      Nah,vampire can't get sunlight

    • @adamnovotny1143
      @adamnovotny1143 7 місяців тому +41

      What if he has a legendary vampire ring? Then he can withstand sunlight

    • @Talamasca007
      @Talamasca007 7 місяців тому +56

      That's correct. Bodger has a hammer that RIGHTFULLY HIS! His grandfather left it to HIM, not to his brother or some silly little vampire person.

    • @christianelgin5150
      @christianelgin5150 7 місяців тому +29

      Not bodger... Its his evil twin 'the leather worker's from dark wood 😂😂😂😂

  • @daethalion1725
    @daethalion1725 7 місяців тому +21

    When you suddenly transition from The Vampire Chronicles to What We Do in the Shadows. Fantastic!

  • @annamichalska6144
    @annamichalska6144 7 місяців тому +576

    The subtitles "cool stunt shit" and "even more cool shit" 😂

    • @jajsem1109
      @jajsem1109 7 місяців тому +33

      Lorquin subtitles never dissapoint.

    • @lazer7869
      @lazer7869 7 місяців тому +12

      Ya, I love whoever made that subtitle.

    • @SparkeyAvalon
      @SparkeyAvalon 7 місяців тому +9

      And the hissings

    • @MistyKittens
      @MistyKittens 7 місяців тому +11

      “Inspired hissings” lmao

    • @prestok
      @prestok 7 місяців тому +3

      ​@@Chillfangerthanks, I think that too. Very annoying, especially since I actually need the subs and can't turn the distractions off

  • @newwavepop
    @newwavepop 7 місяців тому +116

    A lot of people do not know that when you completely beat the game with every character at a hundred percent, it unlocks Greg as a playable character.

  • @CompanionCube
    @CompanionCube 7 місяців тому +15

    pretty sure this is the only channel on youtube with this level of quality. like what even is this? the sets, the outfits. this alone must have cost a fortune. for a sketch? unmatched

    • @Destroyer_V0
      @Destroyer_V0 6 місяців тому

      They have reused the tavern for a number of sketches at this point, costumes have been around for AGES in some cases like gregs.

  • @whatsnewbois9814
    @whatsnewbois9814 7 місяців тому +354

    Greg NPC passive: Stats are multiplied x10 in the presence of Vampires

    • @Demon-.
      @Demon-. 7 місяців тому +9

      Oh god.... that'd be broken if he dragged a vampire around 😂

    • @Kyle-nm1kh
      @Kyle-nm1kh 7 місяців тому +3

      ​@@Demon-.Like on Walking Dead. That's a good idea.

    • @Hasenpfote01
      @Hasenpfote01 7 місяців тому +4

      Greg is morphing from a garlic trader into a *GARLIC TRADER*

    • @LolSho0orTs
      @LolSho0orTs 7 місяців тому +1

      ​@@Demon-.but this won't work in daytime 😂

    • @Run-Riot
      @Run-Riot 7 місяців тому

      And it only helps when you aggro a vampire long enough to drag it all the way across Azerim to Greg's house, lol

  • @tonyolsson3880
    @tonyolsson3880 7 місяців тому +199

    Its the perfect disguise. Greg looks like a normal garlic farmer. But in truth he is a vampire hunter, as his father and his father before him. A lineage of vampie hunters. What do you think the sword with the garlic pummel is for. Its a magic sword dealing garlic damage. Perfect weapon against the vampire lord.

    • @riverbabbles
      @riverbabbles 7 місяців тому +11

      I love this explanation of the garlic sword. The player character dismisses it as not a very powerful sword, unaware that it has a massive attack bonus specifically against vampires.

    • @tonyolsson3880
      @tonyolsson3880 7 місяців тому +6

      @@riverbabbles yeah he did say his father fought monsters. Now its cannon that thoes monsters were vampires.
      I am very proud to remember the swords when watching this.
      Would be such a cool short film.
      The funny thing would be for that sword to be the literal strongest weapon against vampires. But the only way to get it is to not give Greg the sword losing the 10% positive affinity for Greg for the rest of that playthrough.

    • @riverbabbles
      @riverbabbles 6 місяців тому +2

      @@tonyolsson3880 But maybe this whole quest line occurs BECAUSE you gave Greg his sword back! He might not have used it, but perhaps returning the sword unlocks a future opportunity to request his help with defeating the vampires, leading to this event :D Maybe you can do the quest without him, but it would be IMPOSSIBLY HARD

    • @tonyolsson3880
      @tonyolsson3880 6 місяців тому +1

      @@riverbabbles that could also be a cool quest idea.

  • @Jud1cator
    @Jud1cator 6 місяців тому +13

    They finally gave that Garlic Greg a story worthy of his name. Good job guys, keep up the good work.

  • @QuantumQuanYoutube
    @QuantumQuanYoutube 7 місяців тому +222

    Clearly, they now have the budget for a stunt/fight coordinator, and im all for it

    • @jw8160
      @jw8160 7 місяців тому +13

      Huh? Their choreography has always been great.

    • @CinnamonQuills
      @CinnamonQuills 7 місяців тому +8

      I love the touch that the guy in Monk robes had martial arts moves

    • @lishe8287
      @lishe8287 7 місяців тому +10

      www.amandstunts.com/. This is their stunt coordinator. Have had him for quite awhile now.

    • @amandstunts
      @amandstunts 7 місяців тому +5

      @@lishe8287 thanks for the shoutout

    • @EvilGremlin100
      @EvilGremlin100 7 місяців тому +2

      ​@@amandstuntsnice.. doing some great work, VLDL have really upped their game in the fight scenes, take a well deserved bow mate

  • @ChristofferOlofsson
    @ChristofferOlofsson 7 місяців тому +128

    "Greg The Garlic Farmer, Vampire Hunter", not the story arc I thought I needed, but now I absolutely do!

  • @LaylaSpellwind
    @LaylaSpellwind 6 місяців тому +6

    I choose to believe that everything Greg said was not only true, but he was underselling it.

  • @XxXK1770rD13XxX
    @XxXK1770rD13XxX 7 місяців тому +100

    I legit love the concept of a garlic farmer living a secret life defeating vampires. It's even better that it's Greg.

    • @Squidbush8563
      @Squidbush8563 7 місяців тому +8

      It just proves that most NPCs are retired high level characters. 😅

    • @morganalori
      @morganalori 7 місяців тому

      We have seen small glimpses of the OP Greg as time has passed. Now we see it come to fruition as Greg the Vampire Slayer

  • @dman7644
    @dman7644 7 місяців тому +379

    ''And then, I ripped out their hearts with my bare hands!'' -Greg

    • @Maxinidas
      @Maxinidas 7 місяців тому +10

      That must be the humble way of saying.. "I went straight up Kano from Mortal Kombat on his vampire ass. FATALITY!!!".

    • @ninetailedfox579121
      @ninetailedfox579121 7 місяців тому +5

      "And then, I made a comment that was just a quote directly from the video trying to get easy likes." -dman7644

    • @michael_pilot
      @michael_pilot 7 місяців тому +3

      Oh fantastic grandpa! Another story before bed please!

    • @michael_pilot
      @michael_pilot 7 місяців тому +2

      Oh fantastic grandpa! Another story before bed please!

    • @Paganbeliever
      @Paganbeliever 7 місяців тому +7

      He did a backflip, snapped the bad guys heart and saved the day

  • @henridugasiv2298
    @henridugasiv2298 7 місяців тому +11

    I don't comment often, but Greg getting his shinning glory, hero moment! Goose bumps!

  • @yogerrry
    @yogerrry 7 місяців тому +195

    "Zorro hissing"
    "Cool Stunt sh!t"
    "Well..."
    "Disappearing hissing"

    • @Sly-Moose
      @Sly-Moose 7 місяців тому +18

      Don't forget "WTF Gasp"

    • @UltimRoGuE
      @UltimRoGuE 7 місяців тому

      i thought it gonna be Indiana Jones reference, where Greg throw garlic or something at him, but oh well xd

    • @SzaraSzarancza
      @SzaraSzarancza 5 місяців тому +1

      @@UltimRoGuE The scene with Adam flexing his rapier swinging skills is a reference to Indiana Jones.

  • @AndrewJohnson-oy8oj
    @AndrewJohnson-oy8oj 7 місяців тому +260

    Garlic farmer, the perfect cover. "All those sharpened stakes? Those are for making a garlic trestle. Exhuming shovel? Nah, that's just a gardening spade. The rosewood crossbow? Uh...rabbits...in the garden..?"

    • @SuddenReal
      @SuddenReal 7 місяців тому +19

      "So... why do you ask adventurers to take care of the rats if you have that crossbow?"
      "Uhm.... Ah! Adventurer!"

    • @AndrewJohnson-oy8oj
      @AndrewJohnson-oy8oj 7 місяців тому +35

      @@SuddenReal He's searching for an apprentice. Have you noticed that if you do well again the rats, he sends you against wolves? All animals associated with vampires.

    • @horzeskull6503
      @horzeskull6503 6 місяців тому +10

      @@AndrewJohnson-oy8oj He is trying to built a Secret Guild Of Garlic Farmers to fight against that nasty vampires in every near and distant corner of the Azerim. There would be no safe hovel or even hole in a ground for vampires to hide when a garlic farms would be raised here and there.

  • @solracstormhunter3023
    @solracstormhunter3023 6 місяців тому +4

    2:57 Adam NAILED that posture! 🧛🏻‍♂️🦇

  • @onewildsoul
    @onewildsoul 7 місяців тому +199

    SwampBeast is my new favourite character. The hay stuck in his nose was just perfect.

    • @yahyaf2132
      @yahyaf2132 7 місяців тому +6

      He's like sid from ice age

    • @onewildsoul
      @onewildsoul 6 місяців тому

      @@yahyaf2132 "I'M A GENIUS"

  • @OverlordMMM
    @OverlordMMM 7 місяців тому +120

    I just love the idea of Greg becoming so aware as an NPC that the adventurer's aren't solving the issues of his world that he becomes the Neo of Azerim, taking care of each threat himself.

    • @potpot439
      @potpot439 7 місяців тому +7

      now i wanna see an army of Rowan Vampire NPCs (Agents) fighting greg the garlic farmer in a Matrixesque fightscene, and at the end greg snaps back from daydreaming to his garlic farmer spot lmao

    • @AleksandrStrizhevskiy
      @AleksandrStrizhevskiy 7 місяців тому +6

      He just wants him wife back.

    • @tjhorne82
      @tjhorne82 7 місяців тому

      Greg IS Neo!

  • @anotherfreakingaccount
    @anotherfreakingaccount 26 днів тому +1

    greg is the perfect npc for a vampire quest. Garlic peasant vs vampire nobility. Can be someone encountered early in the game who happens to help you out on a really late game quest

  • @Bored0720
    @Bored0720 7 місяців тому +38

    The lighting for the tavern, Britt's costume, the smoke effects, all fantastic!

  • @GeekRedux
    @GeekRedux 7 місяців тому +41

    After Bodger walks off, cut to Baelin who's been watching and listening: A little nod of acknowledgement from Baelin, his quick chuckle, and off he walks.

  • @maryjones104
    @maryjones104 6 місяців тому +1

    I adore Britt's outfit in this! It's nice how they're all portraying different kinds of vampires, but the headpiece really ties it all together.

  • @peng1luver259
    @peng1luver259 7 місяців тому +97

    This is probably how Greg owns a tavern, a farm, and a shomp. Vampire bounties

    • @TheLeebo1962
      @TheLeebo1962 6 місяців тому +6

      Not to mention all that loot from their hideouts.

  • @XxUndeadXTacoXx
    @XxUndeadXTacoXx 7 місяців тому +94

    Man Alan went from kicking his boss’ ass at Playtech to wiping the floor with vampires. Very inspirational.

    • @evilcritter
      @evilcritter 7 місяців тому +11

      Alan's star is on the rise! He decided, across all of the multiverse, to stop taking crap!

  • @frozenriddle6231
    @frozenriddle6231 6 місяців тому +1

    Guys this was so well done! I appreciate small relatable things most though and as silly as it may seem the most relatable thing was that small "ok" at 4:04, delivery was just perfect, people need to appreciate how hard it is to act these moments out to make them look spontaneous, vldl has many of these moments and I just want to say that I really applaud you for them, keep the clips coming guys

  • @Doncroft1
    @Doncroft1 7 місяців тому +64

    I 100% believe Greg is a secret Vampire Hunter. He eats so much garlic; he's immune to their bites.

    • @martinajurickova5750
      @martinajurickova5750 7 місяців тому +6

      the vampire chick vomitted after biting him. His blood is literally poisonous to them by now :D

    • @SzaraSzarancza
      @SzaraSzarancza 6 місяців тому

      @@martinajurickova5750 And I thought it was because Greg, as a simple peasant, doesn't wash himself. Ups, my bad.

  • @dipbar1824
    @dipbar1824 7 місяців тому +72

    Alan leaving Tech Town and him not being in the last episode combined with him only appearing later in this clip had me worried for a moment before he showed up , glad he did!

    • @kashiichan
      @kashiichan 7 місяців тому +11

      Me like "Oh, so that's why he finally quit his job! The vampires have assembled after hundreds of years!" 😂

    • @jaykiknavenaga2121
      @jaykiknavenaga2121 7 місяців тому +3

      @@kashiichan Alan finally quit his job and found his true calling

    • @def-po8tu
      @def-po8tu 7 місяців тому +2

      I think Ben will get alans job and Alan will become the annoying customer

    • @bellamoorf
      @bellamoorf 7 місяців тому +2

      When I saw the five of them, I was actually worried that the Tech Town episode was for real. Almost shed a tear when Alan showed up on the last part. 🥲🥲🥲

  • @MarcoDesArts
    @MarcoDesArts 6 місяців тому +5

    Britt's vampire costume is gorgeous. She can bite me any time!

  • @OrganicAlkemyst
    @OrganicAlkemyst 7 місяців тому +44

    Totally awesome!! I was not expecting that at all. Greg going all warrior mode, getting bit but having garlic blood, catching arrows and totally dominating everyone. And Britt with black hair!!

    • @nerdsrus9977
      @nerdsrus9977 7 місяців тому

      It's total moncmode but to the rest I fully agree ;)

  • @disparage_nz
    @disparage_nz 7 місяців тому +38

    Even more proof that we need a 'Greg's Adventure' sequel to Baelins Route

  • @PotrzebieConolly
    @PotrzebieConolly 12 днів тому +1

    Loved the "Garlic expolostion".

  • @finbruan
    @finbruan 7 місяців тому +113

    Brit went extra hard on the costume

    • @champzki
      @champzki 6 місяців тому +7

      The fact more people don’t comment on how beautiful Brit is astounds me. I also loved the costume.

    • @Immopimmo
      @Immopimmo 6 місяців тому +8

      Maybe because they're not thirsty simps. ​@champzki

    • @stupot205
      @stupot205 6 місяців тому +1

      Heheh - "hard on"

    • @champzki
      @champzki 6 місяців тому

      @@Immopimmo LOL, nice

    • @antiope-d9780
      @antiope-d9780 6 місяців тому

      Fr though, I didn't even realise it was Britt until she spoke

  • @Stuntmonkey4U
    @Stuntmonkey4U 6 місяців тому +3

    "I don't remember you being invited" "Well, how did I get in if I wasnt invited?" 😂

  • @akira6457
    @akira6457 7 місяців тому +63

    The garlic grenade actually useful for once

    • @Doncroft1
      @Doncroft1 7 місяців тому +7

      That's always been its purpose.

  • @BuiBaoNguyen
    @BuiBaoNguyen 7 місяців тому +323

    Ok but the idea of a NPC name "Greg the garlic farmer" being a vampire hunter is so cool and make sense.
    He should use his garlic like a whip or nunchuck.

    • @Ghostwatcher1923
      @Ghostwatcher1923 7 місяців тому +10

      a garlic mace

    • @TravisFont
      @TravisFont 7 місяців тому +4

      Entire subseries right there 🥲

    • @plektosgaming
      @plektosgaming 7 місяців тому +1

      What better way to keep vampires away and always be ready than to grow lots of garlic and stock many potions?
      He even has a string of garlic bulbs that I can only assume are really "Garlic grenades" instead of a sword.
      Such an awesome way to finally explain what a "garlic farmer" is doing in a town. :)

    • @SzaraSzarancza
      @SzaraSzarancza 6 місяців тому +1

      Yes, it's as cool idea as the amount of time it took them to realize the obvious.

  • @45in13
    @45in13 7 місяців тому +1

    ive been noticing alot of cool fight scenes from the recent skits lately and i just cant get over about how good they are!

  • @carlsell7327
    @carlsell7327 7 місяців тому +143

    It's good to see Bodger canonically has the hammer that is rightfully his.

    • @scottybreuer
      @scottybreuer 7 місяців тому +5

      Technically, it's his grandfather's hammer. We don't know the man is dead.

    • @gervs77
      @gervs77 7 місяців тому +6

      @@scottybreuer His grandfather is dead. Killed by Pirag Bonebreaker!

    • @Revilo0o
      @Revilo0o 7 місяців тому +2

      Do you feel inspired?

    • @-_--dk3ib
      @-_--dk3ib 7 місяців тому +2

      @@Revilo0o Actually I took a bit of psychic damage I think.

    • @carlsell7327
      @carlsell7327 7 місяців тому

      @@Revilo0o maybe about 5 temporary hit points worth.

  • @DuncanGDA
    @DuncanGDA 7 місяців тому +24

    Been showing off a new level of stunt fighting recently. Between this and the Techtown incident, it's a sick new layer of possibilities for the guys and their skits.

    • @andrewpolito9244
      @andrewpolito9244 7 місяців тому +3

      I feel like Alan and Rowan took a a stunt fighting and directing course recently and are determined to get their moneys worth out of it.

  • @Riclaval
    @Riclaval 6 місяців тому +2

    Why the Blacksmith doesn't believe the Epic NPC garlic farmer? Because the Blacksmith is a Legendary NPC whose legendary background story we have yet to experience.

  • @mysticxiiii
    @mysticxiiii 7 місяців тому +51

    "You need to check with your Thrall..." was genius 😂

  • @jimwormmaster
    @jimwormmaster 7 місяців тому +49

    And on that day, Greg went from farming garlic, to farming vampires for exp.

  • @Goblin_deez.
    @Goblin_deez. 6 місяців тому +1

    Ben asking about how he got in without being invited was absolute gold
    I love the subtle comedy around vampires, it reminds me of the ‘What we do in the shadows’ movie

  • @LunaNK22
    @LunaNK22 7 місяців тому +128

    WE finally have Greg lore!!!!!!!! The Dev totally nailed this DLC campaign!

    • @jw8160
      @jw8160 7 місяців тому +13

      Unfortunately they erased it from everyone's memory except for Greg. Just like they did with his wife and child 😢

    • @crazyclyle123
      @crazyclyle123 7 місяців тому +5

      ​@@jw8160I still want to see Greg's journey to peel back the code and find his wife

    • @jw8160
      @jw8160 7 місяців тому +2

      @@crazyclyle123 so do I.

  • @jonasdj2950
    @jonasdj2950 7 місяців тому +74

    Greg the garlic farmer is my new favorite hero ahahahaha

  • @LinouGertz
    @LinouGertz 6 місяців тому +2

    Those "smoke into bat" special effects looks very Hollywood! Great production overall (as always)!

  • @pedrowlucena
    @pedrowlucena 7 місяців тому +19

    It's so good to be able to smile watching this. My mother is hospitalized and doesn't have much chance of surviving, the days have been difficult, and watching your videos helps me smile a lot. thank you for that.
    Edit: Just got the news. My mom is gone. I really don't know how to live without her. I just hope that now I find the strenght to continue here for her.

  • @mattjamco
    @mattjamco 7 місяців тому +55

    Adam has MASSIVE Taika Waititi vibes from What We Do In The Shadows :D

    • @VivaLaDirtLeague
      @VivaLaDirtLeague  7 місяців тому +27

      Thank you 😍

    • @mattjamco
      @mattjamco 7 місяців тому +3

      @@VivaLaDirtLeague No thank you for the nostalgia hit! And great acting :D

    • @neodigremo
      @neodigremo 7 місяців тому

      Except, you know, good

  • @Lasershadow
    @Lasershadow 2 місяці тому +1

    By day he a humble Garlic Farmer, by night he's a John Wick. Meet Greg, Azerim's nightly Blade.

  • @JanNitkas
    @JanNitkas 7 місяців тому +145

    What We Do in the Shadows vibes so hard in this one.

    • @JanNitkas
      @JanNitkas 7 місяців тому +8

      with a garlic twist.

    • @DFEAudio
      @DFEAudio 7 місяців тому +3

      That's exactly what I thought!

    • @sjmarham
      @sjmarham 7 місяців тому +8

      That is the crossover we don't deserve but need. Maybe the medieval Wellington Paranormal team can stop by

    • @thebenforever
      @thebenforever 7 місяців тому +4

      "Leave me to my dark bidding."
      *click*

    • @TheDoomParadise
      @TheDoomParadise 7 місяців тому +1

      New Zealand)

  • @conngrats
    @conngrats 7 місяців тому +21

    Greg: "I'm the hero that honeywood needs, but doesn't deserve."

  • @nickmajora
    @nickmajora 7 місяців тому +3

    Britt was enjoying this skit a lot.

  • @TooShortPlancks
    @TooShortPlancks 7 місяців тому +13

    "How could I be here if I wasn't invited?" - brilliant little line!

  • @yohanndg1278
    @yohanndg1278 7 місяців тому +47

    Greg having OP stats against vampires is now my head-canon !

    • @Liesl_Frank
      @Liesl_Frank 7 місяців тому +1

      Excuse a newbie
      What does OP stand for in this context?

    • @nairocamilo
      @nairocamilo 7 місяців тому

      it means ​Overpowered, ​@@Liesl_Frank!

    • @yohanndg1278
      @yohanndg1278 7 місяців тому +3

      @@Liesl_Frank No apology needed ! OP means overpowered :)

  • @eskurian8565
    @eskurian8565 7 місяців тому +1

    As much as I enjoyed the fighting scene, my head canon stops at 02:36. That reveal was just *chef's kiss*.

  • @jurriendevries
    @jurriendevries 7 місяців тому +21

    Not since the Warren Ellis Castlevania show have I so enjoyed a bunch of vampires being completely overwhelmed. Greg is an absolute badass. Assuming that all really happened, which it surely did.

  • @sonalita_
    @sonalita_ 7 місяців тому +58

    Britt absolutely smashing it with that costume and makeup. Hair is amazing too.

  • @whitewalker9862
    @whitewalker9862 7 місяців тому +1

    Never mess with Honeywood NPCs. They are friendly but in combat they're deadlier than a dragon.
    I like the vampires. Hope to see more of them in the future.

  • @dreadnal3558
    @dreadnal3558 7 місяців тому +56

    I respect Rowan for finally sticking with a class for once. That Vampire Cloak always did suit him well!

  • @frasermackie19
    @frasermackie19 7 місяців тому +18

    You guys have been hitting it hard with the choreography lately haha! Good job!

  • @Rain4est1337
    @Rain4est1337 6 місяців тому +3

    i love the CC on VLDL videos
    *Zorro hissing *
    *Cool stunt sh!t *
    *Cool stunt sh!t *
    *Cool stunt sh!t *
    *Well... *
    *Disapearing hissing *
    ...
    *Even more cool stunt sh!t *

  • @MontChevalier
    @MontChevalier 7 місяців тому +10

    So good to see Greg again. He's probably one of the most interesting characters for VLDL. I hope they have more ideas to make this all better. You know, Helldivers is really big right now. I was wondering if you guys were gonna do those. It would be a great addition to your show. Plus lots of comedy potential.

  • @Stone_Horn
    @Stone_Horn 7 місяців тому +29

    Was hoping to see him rocking his family sword. With the garlic pummel

    • @goodSadam
      @goodSadam 7 місяців тому +1

      🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥

  • @mattschultz4111
    @mattschultz4111 7 місяців тому +1

    NAILED IT!!! Greg might be the best of the best. What has Bodger done except loose his grandfather's hammer over and over.

  • @Zero_Zero_0_0
    @Zero_Zero_0_0 7 місяців тому +21

    Greg has come a long way from being a humble garlic farmer who gets ill-treated by everyone to a badass who liquidated all of the vampires single-handedly.

    • @FenrirWolfganger
      @FenrirWolfganger 7 місяців тому +8

      And still gets ill treated by everyone else.

  • @daniel.s.stefanov
    @daniel.s.stefanov 7 місяців тому +85

    "I love fear. it's tasty. **SHLICK-SHLICK-SHLICK-SHLICK**" 😂😂

  • @Iceleopard45
    @Iceleopard45 2 місяці тому +1

    I like to imagine that garlic was grown using fertilized vampire mulch so that’s why their weak to it

  • @jajsem1109
    @jajsem1109 7 місяців тому +10

    We all know, you are hero at heart, Greg. Someone elses heart preferably.

  • @The_Jumping_Box
    @The_Jumping_Box 7 місяців тому +64

    still better than twilight

    • @sickbozo8152
      @sickbozo8152 7 місяців тому +13

      the story of a teenage girl that is undecided between bestiality and necrophylia.... aaah such a romantic story

    • @jesusaguilarjr6655
      @jesusaguilarjr6655 7 місяців тому +3

      Finally, somebody else who finally realizes how twisted twilight truly was!.

    • @Blitzkers99
      @Blitzkers99 7 місяців тому

      Twilight is bad because they are thin bloods , Very very weak vampire as compared to Sabbath whom these guys are cosplaying.

  • @Twisted_Nerve
    @Twisted_Nerve 6 місяців тому +1

    The "what we do in the shadows" vibe was perfect, great skit as always guys.

  • @DieyaJeah1
    @DieyaJeah1 7 місяців тому +18

    Britt makes a beautiful Vampire.

    • @Doncroft1
      @Doncroft1 7 місяців тому +7

      Britt is always beautiful.

  • @SnakeFox87
    @SnakeFox87 7 місяців тому +63

    "How did I get in if I was not invited?" - such a great throwaway line 😂 I was fully ready to accept Greg as an utterly badass Van Helsing type, but the idea he just made it up is even funnier!

    • @StoryLover-7
      @StoryLover-7 7 місяців тому +11

      Or is he lived it though?

    • @Rayvah
      @Rayvah 7 місяців тому +1

      That was my favorite line!

    • @renoobed-owl7590
      @renoobed-owl7590 7 місяців тому +3

      Maybe he's remembering a Halloween update 😂

    • @coppercorn
      @coppercorn 7 місяців тому +2

      Kinda like his wife.

  • @YourInternetPandaFriend
    @YourInternetPandaFriend 6 місяців тому +1

    "We meet every 200 years, you use a template?" dead

  • @Sir_Daubeny
    @Sir_Daubeny 7 місяців тому +8

    I love the fancy spinning adam is doing with the rapier

  • @NewBeginnings590
    @NewBeginnings590 7 місяців тому +12

    At this point, I think Alan is just padding his “Action Movie Hero” section of his resume for his transition to the Big Screen😂😂😂❤