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  • @Michael-lw2jl
    @Michael-lw2jl 10 місяців тому +390

    You know what helps with depression guys??? A golden hogan and doordash

    • @bobbydiesel6924
      @bobbydiesel6924 10 місяців тому +44

      And 200 dollars of gin

    • @7venXIII
      @7venXIII 10 місяців тому +15

      He spent 1 minute man's 100 dollars that night.

    • @XxBadDragonxX
      @XxBadDragonxX 10 місяців тому +21

      And people say money can't buy happiness

    • @gsesquire3441
      @gsesquire3441 10 місяців тому +8

      Snorts help out alot too.

    • @TheAdarkerglow
      @TheAdarkerglow 10 місяців тому +16

      it feels especially good when you've done everything right and nothing wrong.

  • @KarmaChicken
    @KarmaChicken 10 місяців тому +352

    That awful feeling saying you’re a piece of shit is called a conscience, phil

    • @Zero_63194
      @Zero_63194 10 місяців тому +46

      He’s so close to admitting it! Then he skirts it.

    • @Tekner436
      @Tekner436 10 місяців тому +6

      how dare you disregard his lived experiences!

    • @marcmurphy5819
      @marcmurphy5819 10 місяців тому +6

      Exactly he feels like shit because he is very aware of his maniplative tactics, he knows he is wasting money that he has to really "work" at extracting from his dents. He's not charasmatic enough to have naturally flowing support. Phils work is him coming up with drama and spins to make pity bucks flow. Its a constant worry for him he knows if he stops then fuck all will flow in and then he wont be able to feed his addiction. 1 month of not pulling hogans and he could get ontop of his house repairs. He knows this and it plays on his conscience and its this in part that makes him feel like shit, in my opinion.

    • @jkdman2007
      @jkdman2007 10 місяців тому +1

      A human parasite. 😂

    • @whenpigsfly8178
      @whenpigsfly8178 10 місяців тому

      @@Tekner436 If you call that living.

  • @philovermyer6166
    @philovermyer6166 10 місяців тому +292

    That's not depression DSP, that's your conscience.

    • @johnnielurker
      @johnnielurker 10 місяців тому +7

      true 😂

    • @sleazyfellow
      @sleazyfellow 10 місяців тому +17

      Yep, he can't be looking in the mirror and be pleased with his life. No kids, no loving relationship, no friends. His roommate and his cat are not family. That cat could go to another home and be fine. The horse is not loyal either. Like, making money for him is basically a cyber bum, it'd be depressing to any one.

    • @Frank-DuxVanDamme
      @Frank-DuxVanDamme 10 місяців тому +8

      And he's saying "f you conscience" I'll stick with clout and scams!

    • @whenpigsfly8178
      @whenpigsfly8178 10 місяців тому +2

      We're on the same wavelength, I thought that from the first time he talked about 'muh depression'. Poor little Jiminy Cricket is getting ignored by Phil big time.

  • @dako91196
    @dako91196 10 місяців тому +234

    Phil thinks depression is when something happens and it makes you sad

    • @DrMonty-yr1kc
      @DrMonty-yr1kc 10 місяців тому +37

      Exactly what I wanted to say…that is just being sad or stressed

    • @NinBendo1
      @NinBendo1 10 місяців тому +26

      Exactly right. He has not been diagnosed by any doctor.

    • @QuasiMonkey
      @QuasiMonkey 10 місяців тому +17

      lol Right. If it only lasts a couple days, you're just sad. If it lasts weeks to months, then it's depression.

    • @dedwendell
      @dedwendell 10 місяців тому +20

      plus he makes fun of people in his chat if they say they have depression, or just bans them. depression is a truly crippling and omnipresent thing to have and someone who understands this would never do that. if what he's saying is true and he does have it, then he's certainly made zero effort to solve it or get help in all of his 40 years, just like everything else in his life.

    • @NinBendo1
      @NinBendo1 10 місяців тому +7

      @@QuasiMonkey Precisely. I’ve been diagnosed and I know I have it because of constant and persistent symptoms. The only emotion DSP *ever* shows is anger, mostly pertaining to not knowing how to throw a bomb in Zelda.

  • @lawlessx9
    @lawlessx9 10 місяців тому +241

    I feel bad for those suffering from actual depression listening to his man child treat it like the common cold

    • @allangoncalves1453
      @allangoncalves1453 10 місяців тому +20

      Thanks man

    • @CFronTV
      @CFronTV 10 місяців тому +30

      right “hopefully this will all blow over” like that’s not how it works

    • @CremeDeLaNut
      @CremeDeLaNut 10 місяців тому +8

      i was about to type this same exact comment

    • @SlowDay1651
      @SlowDay1651 10 місяців тому +21

      He sounds exactly what you would expect a narcissist or sociopath would try and explain depression as but can't because they don't feel empathy or depression.
      . Hate to discount anyone's mental health problems but his description doesn't add up. Would love to hear a psychologist explain if they think what hes describing is depression..

    • @Movie_Games
      @Movie_Games 10 місяців тому +12

      @@CFronTV blow over, LoL. I've had it for 30 years straight. Only now getting some relief from meds

  • @innocentorphan1213
    @innocentorphan1213 10 місяців тому +115

    Week ago: "Why is it called a decade of failure? I'm happiest I've ever been!"
    Now: "I'm depressed guyse."

    • @sixonepm
      @sixonepm 10 місяців тому +13

      It's because of the Cahmcahst dood

    • @briealice1065
      @briealice1065 10 місяців тому +2

      @@sixonepm ”Iwould have been able to post kahntent if it weren’t for that Com Cast guys, alright?”

  • @cactusjack870
    @cactusjack870 10 місяців тому +153

    Let’s see how long Phil will milk this out

    • @DSPTriesItMemology101
      @DSPTriesItMemology101 10 місяців тому +35

      muh de

    • @7venXIII
      @7venXIII 10 місяців тому

      MILKING HUMANS!!! not even for sustenance.

    • @MaxsonAtTheFort
      @MaxsonAtTheFort 10 місяців тому +10

      At least 1 month, he’s still milking the “stolen” tire and his 3 days he missed.

    • @wittledragon1314
      @wittledragon1314 10 місяців тому +4

      hes going to milk it for a long while till people stop caring/asking. its obvious from how hes treating this whole thing that hes trying to get light all over him and make people notice him and feel sorry for him. Once he realizes no ones paying any attention to him. He'll go back to being his normal self again. Just like his "covid". He was sick for maybe 3-4 days, and after that he was milking the sickness for the next two weeks saying "oh im about 60% better" when he was acting just like he normally does. Once people stopped asking, phil stopped bringing it up. If someone mentioned it right now, I bet phil would find some way to say that its still lingering and do a fake cough or something.

  • @iRock_750
    @iRock_750 10 місяців тому +117

    DSP is the victim. Give him money.

  • @garbagemalloy6153
    @garbagemalloy6153 10 місяців тому +268

    Can we all collectively agree pill's depression is not real and he deserves everything coming his way for daring using something so serious as a shield?

    • @Roczen24
      @Roczen24 10 місяців тому +21

      Yes, couldn't have said it better myself.

    • @batangbatugan
      @batangbatugan 10 місяців тому +22

      He deserves even more, like a divorce, a lawsuit and a ban.

    • @scorpion6328
      @scorpion6328 10 місяців тому +20

      Even if he was legitimately depressed, it’s not an excuse for being a dirtbag towards others for 15 years.

    • @Floridamangaming729
      @Floridamangaming729 10 місяців тому

      @@scorpion632815 years is a long time to get your shit together.

    • @Daboy804
      @Daboy804 10 місяців тому +27

      I like how he explains depression like he’s the one person that’s ever been depressed. Bro wakes up turns on a stream and begs in pajamas.

  • @7venXIII
    @7venXIII 10 місяців тому +66

    I thought he said he's never been happier. That's why he's so successful lol

  • @BrockShake
    @BrockShake 10 місяців тому +113

    "Kat is the reason I want to get up in the morning." He just doesn't want to spend time with her after that.
    Also, I knew he was going to crank up the exploitative behavior for his day aahf funds.

    • @mars188
      @mars188 10 місяців тому +18

      he has a broken toilet give the man a break he is very worried

    • @SupremeCommanderBaiser
      @SupremeCommanderBaiser 10 місяців тому +15

      Not without internet.

    • @AmsterdamHeavy
      @AmsterdamHeavy 10 місяців тому +11

      She probably uses 80% of the covers is why

    • @thesamon123
      @thesamon123 10 місяців тому +4

      It's the smell

    • @JamesMorgan-ne8qu
      @JamesMorgan-ne8qu 10 місяців тому +1

      She starts eating the bed sheets if he doesn't fetch the horse feed early.

  • @karaso0
    @karaso0 10 місяців тому +97

    That "eeeh" tear jerk had my sides splitting🤣

  • @Windows_96
    @Windows_96 10 місяців тому +23

    Heals his broken back with seattle air, beats depression with a coffee and a bagel.

  • @SSZaris
    @SSZaris 10 місяців тому +79

    Come on guys. Let's treat Phil the same way he treats others with depression 😂

  • @razorsharp5643
    @razorsharp5643 10 місяців тому +99

    He has depression, but yet he will maliciously attack other people who are depressed like the WardogLeader situation where only Phil's "suffering" mattered. He will say their families wouldn't miss them if they died, gaslights people about mental illness as easily as he breathes.
    Anybody who understands depression would never do those things to others for ego reasons.

    • @MadGamer_666
      @MadGamer_666 10 місяців тому

      He is a piece of s**t. He does have a lot of things to be thankful for. But he doesn't see them. What a piece of work this guy is.

    • @d3parturee
      @d3parturee 10 місяців тому

      Who is WardogLeader?

    • @onlyicedgarrett7791
      @onlyicedgarrett7791 10 місяців тому +1

      ​@@d3parturee A person who tried to encourage Phil to take basic care of himself when Phil was doing his pity stream bs when Pandalee left him. Phil went extreme toxic mode on him. Multiple times. I'm sure you can find up the clips. It's where the 'you think I'M the villain' clip comes from.

    • @onlyicedgarrett7791
      @onlyicedgarrett7791 10 місяців тому

      My favorite DSP moment is when people gave him shit about him making that 'at least you're not playing Honda' joke, he did a pretty amazing combo. I didn't know it was possible to link a 'I have depression, I know what it feels like, you think I'd give bad advice about it?' into 'You're a waste of life, you have no power over anything, you're worthless' back to back, but leave it to former 4th place at EVO to figure it out.

    • @Clamfaced
      @Clamfaced 10 місяців тому +1

      @@d3parturee An ex fan from around the time Pandalee left him. DSP was doing mega woah is me prestreams at the time about things he has to do himself such as cook ready meals, I think he was whining about how fat he was getting from eating tv dinners all the time. Then Wardogleader recommended pasta or something to him as an easy actual meal to do and revealed his brother who he lives with has recently died and he had to learn how to cook himself and Phil just flipped the fuck out from him. Its where the term "King of Suffering" comes from because DSP labelled Wardogleader the King of Suffering and everyone must call him that. DSP was absolutely convinced Wardogleader was trying to "one up him" in terms of pity even though Wardogleader said that wasn't the case he was just trying to give advice. It was really uncomfortable and caused a large portion of his viewerbase including Wardogleader to leave.

  • @KiwiHavok777
    @KiwiHavok777 10 місяців тому +39

    Depression always comes back after a few slow streams and you know what the solution is? Tips!🤑💸

    • @Snakee423
      @Snakee423 10 місяців тому +4

      Gifts or memberships are good, but the most usefull are tips DOOD, SNORT

  • @donjuan8124
    @donjuan8124 10 місяців тому +31

    Trolls control this guys life for real. He can’t have kids because trolls 😂😂😂

    • @sleazyfellow
      @sleazyfellow 10 місяців тому

      He can't have kids due to his erectile dysfunction and he couldn't take care of a kid, he can't even take care of himself.

    • @thefury4424
      @thefury4424 10 місяців тому +3

      I think it’s just evolution taking out the useless humans

  • @RedBerylFTW
    @RedBerylFTW 10 місяців тому +89

    The most dangerous thing about real depression is that those who suffer from it usually don't ever say anything about it.

    • @BlueBerry20071
      @BlueBerry20071 10 місяців тому +4

      Yeah.

    • @fast0025ify
      @fast0025ify 10 місяців тому +1

      Very true.

    • @biancasteacup
      @biancasteacup 10 місяців тому +1

      that's because they really don't know they're depressed sometimes until it gets diagnosed by a doctor.

    • @BlueBerry20071
      @BlueBerry20071 10 місяців тому

      @@biancasteacup no. They know. They definitely know.

    • @siner2442
      @siner2442 10 місяців тому +2

      And def won’t beg ppl for money or feel the need to explain anything to ppl… especially why they feel entitled to more money bcuz they missed a couple streams. (I guess Phil’s “depresión” is the feeling that he thinks ppl should pay up!) Guy doesn’t know what depression is and never had to struggle a day in his life! He spent his 20’s & 30’s flying to game tournaments and getting bailed out after Maxing out 11 credit cards, getting granted Bankruptcy even tho he committed fraud on his taxes. That’s my depression!

  • @kevorka3281
    @kevorka3281 10 місяців тому +15

    "Not gonna focus on drama guys"
    *Creates guilt-tripping drama content*

  • @ResonantJustice
    @ResonantJustice 10 місяців тому +55

    The new DSP arc has begun: Depression!

  • @StarvingPixels
    @StarvingPixels 10 місяців тому +6

    He thinks having a bad day is depression.

  • @MechFighter
    @MechFighter 10 місяців тому +9

    How many times did he end a sentence with "right?". 😂

  • @Xseedsofevil
    @Xseedsofevil 10 місяців тому +29

    He can’t even imagine spending time with his wife if there isn’t internet. Such a loving relationship,

  • @DSPTriesItMemology101
    @DSPTriesItMemology101 10 місяців тому +17

    Sorry for zooming it too much but I can't stand that ugly overlay

  • @AJQDport
    @AJQDport 10 місяців тому +36

    "I'm a piece of shit. I don't deserve anything."
    Phil, that's not your depression. That's your conscience.

    • @Motherslapper
      @Motherslapper 10 місяців тому +5

      This is the on-point take. He has to contextualise it as depression. He cannot be self aware. It would be too scary for him.

  • @zilazilazila
    @zilazilazila 10 місяців тому +17

    That's not depression. That's his brain trying to tell him he's a POS and he never listens.

  • @animeslayer24
    @animeslayer24 10 місяців тому +49

    He talks about his wife so much,and how proud he is to be with her, yet we haven't since her since pre covid

    • @lawlessx9
      @lawlessx9 10 місяців тому +22

      He only uses her to prop himself up..he doesn't actually like her

    • @jp73987
      @jp73987 10 місяців тому +14

      She works retail part time, but she's a full-time playmate for Tyrone.

    • @amns8900
      @amns8900 10 місяців тому +12

      She can't fit in the office anymore.

    • @هاديالغامدي-س8ص
      @هاديالغامدي-س8ص 10 місяців тому +2

      Dsp:"she's really real guys snort"

  • @kevorka3281
    @kevorka3281 10 місяців тому +4

    "Hmmm how can I get money from these idiots some more..."
    "GUYS, I'M DEPRESSED."

  • @Cogglesz
    @Cogglesz 10 місяців тому +22

    "That was my depression" arc is coming back boys! Get ready for the most Tahxic phil in a while!

  • @whiteobama1396
    @whiteobama1396 10 місяців тому +10

    He is going to have another stroke if he keeps working himself up

  • @phunnyguy9382
    @phunnyguy9382 10 місяців тому +15

    Can we all agree this is because of the Lolcow podcast called him out for faking being depressed

    • @iambatman238
      @iambatman238 10 місяців тому

      When? i would love to see that clip

  • @teje009
    @teje009 10 місяців тому +38

    Disgusting liar, he said a few days ago he didn’t like spending time with her without internet or anything to watch.

    • @johnnielurker
      @johnnielurker 10 місяців тому +5

      yeah hes clearly just using her and no love for her

    • @wombawomba9687
      @wombawomba9687 10 місяців тому +3

      "There's nothing to do without internet"

    • @jkdman2007
      @jkdman2007 10 місяців тому +3

      You can hear so many similar BS lies in his talks. He constantly lies about everything. 😂

  • @NervousNoodles
    @NervousNoodles 10 місяців тому +19

    All the writers deserve awards this season. It has been on 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @donjuan8124
    @donjuan8124 10 місяців тому +23

    He acts like a 16 year old girl that wants attention constantly 😂

  • @probablysomeone
    @probablysomeone 10 місяців тому +6

    We're so close to a " look here look listen" moment. I can't wait to see it 😂.

  • @chucheeness7817
    @chucheeness7817 10 місяців тому +5

    I was jolted out of sleepiness when Phil said 'ME!' I thought he'd REEEE again

  • @Sl0ppyJ
    @Sl0ppyJ 10 місяців тому +22

    Depression arc part 2 activated. Its been tough guys.

  • @moxifloxi
    @moxifloxi 10 місяців тому +3

    14:18
    >detractors are stopping me from having children
    Unbelievable

  • @rareform6948
    @rareform6948 10 місяців тому +21

    He gives a bad name to people with ACTUAL depression
    He thinks being a baby about not being able to do wwe pulls and eating a meat sandwich for ONE day is “muh depression”

    • @johnyewtube2286
      @johnyewtube2286 10 місяців тому +1

      I don't know all the whiney comments about muh depression are not doing them any favors also.

  • @TheGhostOfJasper
    @TheGhostOfJasper 10 місяців тому +4

    "People were mean to me and I wasn't even racist this time :/"

  • @atma86
    @atma86 10 місяців тому +15

    These depression symptoms are suspiciously the same symptoms as a very bad hangover

    • @natetrucnlae6410
      @natetrucnlae6410 10 місяців тому

      Also finally felt better after he had coffee and a bagel. Those things help hang overs lol

  • @scribblerjones
    @scribblerjones 10 місяців тому +13

    Isn't it amazing how Piggy's "duh-pression" only surfaces when he has one of these little "crises"? I mean heck, when was the last time he even mentioned his "duh-pression"?
    And of course, he managed to stave off his "duh-pression" just long enough to have his beg-cast so that he could collect tithes from his faithful devoted human ATMs. What a hero.

  • @ronaldmcdonald4103
    @ronaldmcdonald4103 10 місяців тому +6

    "Take delight in the Begging, and he will give you the hogans of your heart"
    Scopely 37:4 🙏

  • @deftmistake
    @deftmistake 10 місяців тому +5

    His trolls have stopped him from procreating. Massive W for the world.

  • @neko281
    @neko281 10 місяців тому +8

    Him being depressed would be more believable if it weren’t for the fact that if anyone opens up about their depression in his streams he goes full ltg and gets mad at the person

  • @ashleybrooke2087
    @ashleybrooke2087 10 місяців тому +4

    It turns out the real detractor is the depression we met along the way

  • @oldschooldogy316
    @oldschooldogy316 10 місяців тому +3

    As a licensed therapist for 14 1/2 years I think DSP has bipolar with psychotic features and delusions of grandeur and persecutory delusions. Every time he goes on one of his rants it appears that he is in a manic phase and having those persecutory delusions and delusions of grandeur.

    • @rubensano4860
      @rubensano4860 10 місяців тому

      Uh, no, idiot. It's pronounced grandoor. Ack ack ack.

  • @Prime92
    @Prime92 10 місяців тому +7

    I do believe Kat said "This is ridiculous." She's also tired of your garbage.

  • @bizzybee3021
    @bizzybee3021 10 місяців тому +5

    3 anti-depression meds a day, listening to this. Unreal. That sounds more like life. Depression coming and going like the wind. Dude months, years not minutes n hours. this is a new low. Cant say more than this without jumpin off.

  • @bbqking68
    @bbqking68 10 місяців тому +5

    Self diagnosing Phil like cat's blood work, COVID, etc

  • @zoomingby
    @zoomingby 10 місяців тому +20

    Him deciding to be a manchild and to play video games into his 40's for a living versus having a child, has NOTHING to do with his desire to focus most of his time and resources on himself or fearing having to get a real job. Oh no. It's not that AT ALL. It's the humanitarian in him that grieves for that child in the face of people who post silly videos making fun of him. I wonder if he's actually broken enough to believe his bullshit.

    • @lol_u_wut
      @lol_u_wut 10 місяців тому +3

      His argument on that is the most wildly narcissistic thing I've ever heard first hand.

    • @SirGreenDay
      @SirGreenDay 10 місяців тому

      Exactly. I'm 60. My daughter is 33 and now we play video games together. Could you imagine being Phil's kid and playing COD with him?? Wow.

  • @andre.mateus
    @andre.mateus 10 місяців тому +11

    Phil needed his mom-uhm, wife, to get him up.

  • @TeamSwagGod
    @TeamSwagGod 10 місяців тому +7

    Just wanted to say this intro never gets old. I laugh every single time.

  • @scrawnydaghost
    @scrawnydaghost 10 місяців тому +12

    watching DSP cures my depression

  • @MsGhoulz
    @MsGhoulz 10 місяців тому +7

    I can't even..
    Child is claiming an internet hiccup destroyed him and had him in a fetal position in bed with his bloated wife to comfort him while she works a real job.
    WHY was he depressed...? 1mm man showered him with $100.

  • @rookswoodsrok3614
    @rookswoodsrok3614 10 місяців тому +8

    5:19 I guess his “depression” is actually his conscience giving him a reality check

  • @he-mansuncle7661
    @he-mansuncle7661 10 місяців тому +22

    For Phil, being logical about being a pos is truthful. When does he ever laugh when raging? He bans people who laugh at him raging.

  • @Posidevv
    @Posidevv 10 місяців тому +5

    Crimes Against DSP needs to be a card game 😂

  • @asura48
    @asura48 10 місяців тому +23

    Who knew playing video games, drinking liquor, eating doordash and masturbating all day everyday all year with a 120k salary will make you depressed

    • @MinisterRedPill
      @MinisterRedPill 10 місяців тому

      Lol. But beating off DOES effect your mental health. It affects a personal self esteem. That can lead to depression for sure

    • @Warsm1th12
      @Warsm1th12 10 місяців тому +2

      @@MinisterRedPilldepends on how much you do it. It can be good for your mental health if you don’t constantly do it

    • @MinisterRedPill
      @MinisterRedPill 10 місяців тому

      @@Warsm1th12 sure, for the first 3 mins I guess. It can be become an addiction that's hard to get rid of the more you engage in it

    • @Warsm1th12
      @Warsm1th12 10 місяців тому +2

      @@MinisterRedPill as I said, don’t do it constantly. Once every few days is a perfectly reasonable amount. You won’t get addicted or depressed

  • @manfredmaligsvonsnagfish5625
    @manfredmaligsvonsnagfish5625 10 місяців тому +7

    he gonna hit the bottle again

  • @laughingseal2282
    @laughingseal2282 10 місяців тому +9

    He is making so many excuses to not stream lately: Mysterious flu-like disease, bad internet, depression. Oh come on.

  • @dragonsdogma2062
    @dragonsdogma2062 10 місяців тому +4

    And in his darkest days Phil decided nah i won't be leaving this world instead i am going to make it everyone's problem by begging every single day !

  • @b.o.4492
    @b.o.4492 10 місяців тому +82

    Man this arc is fun! I’d be depressed too if I panhandled, had wife that works sometimes and eats ALL the time. What a life. Makes 120k plus a year, has a wife and a cat. Roof over his head and is depressed. Cry me a river Dave.

    • @he-mansuncle7661
      @he-mansuncle7661 10 місяців тому +8

      Depression can pop its ugly head at any moment. Not saying it’s that way for Dave.

    • @MeeSeeksAndDestroy
      @MeeSeeksAndDestroy 10 місяців тому +7

      depression doesnt care if your life is comfortable and you SHOULD be happy. that isnt how mental illness works.

    • @MetatronsCube23
      @MetatronsCube23 10 місяців тому +1

      he did nothing wroooooooong! crying emoji's

    • @poelmeister
      @poelmeister 10 місяців тому

      While this is really a separate situation, I’ve seen genuine depression in people that apparently had all their ducks in a row.

    • @Thentavius
      @Thentavius 10 місяців тому

      ​@@poelmeisterUnfortunately, depression teaches people who have it how to hide it. Uncomfortably well, at that.

  • @megan9601
    @megan9601 10 місяців тому +16

    He talks about depression on such a surface level, it’s so insulting to people who actually suffer

    • @johnyewtube2286
      @johnyewtube2286 10 місяців тому

      Oh boo hoo 😭.
      The veneration of mental illness is annoying. It is seems to be a fact that the DSP aylogs are just as dented as his paypiggies.

    • @floatinghamstick
      @floatinghamstick 7 місяців тому

      Its like how movies portray depression, someone sleeping slightly later than they normally would.

  • @Trashboat444
    @Trashboat444 10 місяців тому +4

    Wait... does he actually think a troll infiltrated his internet company???? How delusional

  • @BrianBurton-c5f
    @BrianBurton-c5f 10 місяців тому +9

    Dear God Phil is a delicate little flower.

  • @Dutchmaster707
    @Dutchmaster707 10 місяців тому +2

    Imagine being in a retirement home and telling all the other patients you don’t have grandchildren because trolls on the interwebs were out to get you

  • @FatSharpton
    @FatSharpton 10 місяців тому +7

    Look out he's got the supermodel shirt on again

  • @hewshack23
    @hewshack23 10 місяців тому +7

    i like how he still keeps taunting his trolls about this whole rant and still thinks he would not be trolled again. yes phil its not your fault they keep messing with you. its them, thats why you keep taunting them AGAIN

  • @McCheeseincakes
    @McCheeseincakes 10 місяців тому +6

    His depression is only kicking in because he's going to have to get himself back into the workforce.
    That or make any attempt to change the direction of his life/content, which at this point isn't going to happen unless he hits rock bottom.

  • @chloe_player4031
    @chloe_player4031 10 місяців тому +4

    He wanted to be in bed pulling the new Hogan card but he had to start streaming to make positive kahntent

  • @jonnyrockwell
    @jonnyrockwell 10 місяців тому +3

    Its always there in the back of my mind and its telling me its WWE CHAMPIONS TIIIIIIIIIIIME!

  • @larkwans2725
    @larkwans2725 10 місяців тому +20

    dave is the little guy getting hurt by the BIG MEAN bullies but also no one can stop him and he could beat the crap out of satan with his bare hands. He's depressed guise. Some people are sadly depressed because their life doesn't have any meaning like daves detractors but fatherine gives daves life meaning but he's somehow still depressed and needs our support.

  • @V1dW4tcher
    @V1dW4tcher 10 місяців тому +7

    When’s the last time he used the depression card? Wasn’t it during the State of Decay 2 backlash?

  • @Mark_of_Tread
    @Mark_of_Tread 10 місяців тому +1

    DSP forgot about his adopted son Derich again

  • @TMAXXPUNISHER
    @TMAXXPUNISHER 10 місяців тому +13

    Setting up "damages" from the rogue comcast employee.

  • @hockeyfanatic95
    @hockeyfanatic95 10 місяців тому +4

    Really like this "taking control back" arc

  • @bbqking68
    @bbqking68 10 місяців тому +5

    Poor Phil choosing gambling and drinking over kids 15:16

  • @MetatronsCube23
    @MetatronsCube23 10 місяців тому +2

    lol, he thinks his conscience is depression.

  • @Silverhazey_
    @Silverhazey_ 10 місяців тому +13

    "So, I have depression. Always have since a teen. Who diagnosed me? Myself. Now..let me tell you what depression is. Basically, it's something you have no control over. You don't have anything that is making you upset or angering you. Now, in my case...here's a list of things that is upsetting and angering me."
    This fucking guy man, I swear lmfao...
    (the only thing I won't hit him over his is saying he enjoys waking up to see his wife, that eas a RARE thoughtful and sweeter moment from Phil. looks like when he isnt spending all his money on WWE mobile games and Doordash & then begging for the money back he just spend he can sound like a decent dude once in a blue moon).

    • @Motherslapper
      @Motherslapper 10 місяців тому

      "my wife is the only thing keeping me going" is kind of dangerous and coercive imo.
      I loved khet saying "what's wrong with you, this is ridiculous" 😂

  • @MrFredson91
    @MrFredson91 10 місяців тому +1

    His depression started when his parents didn’t get him the wolverine figure for his birthday

  • @animeslayer24
    @animeslayer24 10 місяців тому +9

    4:44 literally described a friend rather his wife

  • @alihendrix4779
    @alihendrix4779 10 місяців тому +1

    His depression kicked in when his parents didn’t buy him the wolverine figure

  • @doishooligan
    @doishooligan 10 місяців тому +1

    These "I have depression" segments are so disgusting. No one that has depression talks like this.

  • @jasonalmendra3823
    @jasonalmendra3823 10 місяців тому +2

    It's not depression. It's withdrawal symptoms.

  • @BigAndy_31
    @BigAndy_31 10 місяців тому +2

    Phil not reproducing is a win for society

  • @cauliflowerconnoisseur2710
    @cauliflowerconnoisseur2710 10 місяців тому +10

    I honestly doubt he suffers from depression. He has a 13 year old white girl understanding it. Like he just read the symptoms off of google and said "yeah that's me sometimes i totally have depression dood" and has been riding that as an excuse for his shitty behavior for years. Kinda like his alcoholism

    • @wombawomba9687
      @wombawomba9687 10 місяців тому

      He also has used his age as a reason why he acted immature like he did 10 years ago --- when he was 30.

  • @BrandRedacted
    @BrandRedacted 10 місяців тому +4

    He's such a brave soul. Imagine how tough it must be for someone with his level of illnesses. Depression, gout, post nasal drip, and yet he finds the courage get out of bed put on a stupid shirt and turn on his computer and beg for money. Big ups

    • @eyn85
      @eyn85 10 місяців тому

      Hey he uses the shirt because its COMFY and doesn't show pecks!! He is mid BUILD and comfortable with his own body!!

  • @YoutubeStyleChannel
    @YoutubeStyleChannel 10 місяців тому +1

    If getting upset when something negative happens to you is depression, I guess we are all depressed.

  • @WyattBSEarp1929
    @WyattBSEarp1929 10 місяців тому +3

    I like how the intro he just admits truths about his life 😂

  • @bbqking68
    @bbqking68 10 місяців тому +3

    Meanwhile Phil's scanning the chat to ban anyone that's mocking him or talking amongst themselves. 13:40

  • @cerebralisk
    @cerebralisk 10 місяців тому +4

    wait did he in fact confirm that they sleep in different beds wtih the whole 'i get up in the morning so i can see my wife'

    • @latinaparfait
      @latinaparfait 10 місяців тому +5

      we all already knew they don't sleep in the same bed which makes it funnier when he says she is his "light" lol

  • @Michael_Turner
    @Michael_Turner 10 місяців тому +1

    1:09 "There's still this back here.....and it's still in the back of my neck, the back of my head, the back of my mind; and it's always telling me: it's WWE Champions time!!!!! I love it....I LOVE IT!!"

  • @Throbingkcoc
    @Throbingkcoc 10 місяців тому +1

    Dude literally claimed he was happier then he had ever been last week now he suddenly suffers from depression.

  • @Lowenssohn
    @Lowenssohn 10 місяців тому +1

    Damn, I got that wrong. I thought HE caused depression.

  • @KrAyOnS1
    @KrAyOnS1 10 місяців тому +1

    I think DSP is the only person ive ever come across that I feel ABSOLUTELY NO compassion for in any capacity.

  • @azizkash286
    @azizkash286 10 місяців тому +1

    How can anyone give this guy their money is beyond me

  • @evo-moment-37
    @evo-moment-37 10 місяців тому +1

    Yep. Trolls are the first and foremost reason to justify not having kids. Not the fact that you beg for your income day in and day out.

  • @Tatoebot
    @Tatoebot 10 місяців тому +3

    He is hungover

  • @JoelElTractor
    @JoelElTractor 10 місяців тому +4

    "Doctor" Phil giving us a lesson on self diagnosing chemical imbalances in the brain. Very robust and meaningful kahntent, dood...

    • @johnyewtube2286
      @johnyewtube2286 10 місяців тому

      > he said he was depressed without going to the doctor
      Oh my gawd the monster, what horror, he is basically himler.
      How will the heck valid mental illness community ever recover from such a vile act.
      The more I see of DSP aylogs the more I understand why people think you are just as dented as his paypiggies.