Dallas: A Million Ways to Die in the NFC East

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  • Опубліковано 10 гру 2024

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  • @vikrambansal1416
    @vikrambansal1416 4 роки тому +1380

    2018: DAYS OF OUR STILLERS & SACKSONVILLE ABBEY
    2019: THE GREATEST GAME & DAYS OF OUR STILLERS W/ D.I.V.A. PRESEASON SPECIAL
    2020: TONIGHT.... ON DALLAS!!!!

  • @Janny890
    @Janny890 4 роки тому +268

    "They went all the way to Washington to kick a field goal" -Shannon Sharpe

  • @louiscallahan3720
    @louiscallahan3720 4 роки тому +1414

    "And Jerry Jones as Emperor Palpatine"
    OR
    "And Emperor Palpatine as Jerry Jones"
    Makes ya think

    • @logansheffield8641
      @logansheffield8641 4 роки тому +57

      We've never seen them in the same place at the same time.

    • @punkydamonkey989
      @punkydamonkey989 4 роки тому +25

      They are both just as incompetent as each other

    • @imusama1876
      @imusama1876 4 роки тому +14

      The real emperor palpatine is bill bellichick jerry is supreme leader snoke lol

    • @philly_sports1558
      @philly_sports1558 4 роки тому +11

      If you really think about it, Jerry Jones has only done one good thing in his entire career: The Herschel Walker trade. But that trade was such an obvious gift that ANYONE would have accepted it. The Vikings pretty much handed the Cowboys three Super Bowls on a silver platter. Since then, Jerry has been bungling the Cowboys for over two decades. They haven't even made the NFC Championship Game since 1996. They're an irrelevant mockery of what they were.

    • @prairiehawker
      @prairiehawker 4 роки тому +1

      Nothing Changes in Dallas until Jerry's Lear jet slams into a Mountain with him aboard

  • @wolfchez4821
    @wolfchez4821 4 роки тому +409

    "Ben Dinucci, who the hell is that?"
    Sounds like a type of pasta

    • @goo5e785
      @goo5e785 4 роки тому +33

      Leonardo Dinucci: The legendary artist who painted famous paintings such as the Mona Lisa.

    • @sergiowinter5383
      @sergiowinter5383 4 роки тому +17

      Leonardo Dinucci: actor in Once Upon a Time in Dallas

    • @christophermedlin5889
      @christophermedlin5889 4 роки тому +4

      I actually knew someone who played with Dinucci in college

    • @caps4thecup60
      @caps4thecup60 4 роки тому +1

      @@christophermedlin5889 at JMU or Pitt? Riley Stapleton?

    • @christophermedlin5889
      @christophermedlin5889 4 роки тому +1

      @@caps4thecup60 JMU

  • @brianfox6044
    @brianfox6044 4 роки тому +2060

    This should be good. I miss days of our Steelers so this’ll have to do

    • @xaviersantana2367
      @xaviersantana2367 4 роки тому +182

      Hopefully he makes one as soon as the Steelers lose

    • @ccwhu
      @ccwhu 4 роки тому +24

      @@xaviersantana2367 this weekend then🗿🗿🗿

    • @xaviersantana2367
      @xaviersantana2367 4 роки тому +6

      @@ccwhu who do they play this weekend?

    • @SteintheKid
      @SteintheKid 4 роки тому +152

      @@xaviersantana2367 Yinz realize Days of our Steelers wasn't because of taking an L, it was made because the team with Bell Brown Porter etc was a circus behind the scenes. Since those three have been gone its been as close to radio silent as you can get beyond some goofiness by Juju on social media and that to this point is benign as possible.

    • @xaviersantana2367
      @xaviersantana2367 4 роки тому +36

      @@SteintheKid He was making Days of Our Steelers last season, too. Even after the drama. It became a shit post for when they lost. I think there was one game they lost that Days of Our Steelers didn't come out. Regardless, I hope we see some more of it next week.

  • @philly_sports1558
    @philly_sports1558 4 роки тому +236

    A wiseman once said: "Hard work beats talent when talent doesn't work hard."
    That's been the motto of the Cowboys for the last 25 years.

    • @ChiefBlue4298
      @ChiefBlue4298 4 роки тому +20

      Talent and hard work combined is an unstoppable duo

    • @Swoosh_015
      @Swoosh_015 4 роки тому +4

      Wassup my dude!! Lol I’m glad you watch this too!

    • @ARUSApacecarHAMPTON
      @ARUSApacecarHAMPTON 4 роки тому +3

      Well at least both Washington and Dallas can both say “we suck” But right now everybody in the NFC East sucks.

    • @Netsfan24
      @Netsfan24 Рік тому

      that's KDs favorite quote

    • @NoPowerintheVerse
      @NoPowerintheVerse Рік тому

      That's a great quote.

  • @jordanfry5138
    @jordanfry5138 4 роки тому +741

    You know Tree's in his zone when he's comparing Mccarthy to Hitler and it's only 3 minutes in.

    • @burneveryabc
      @burneveryabc 4 роки тому +46

      I laughed way too hard at that

    • @thequietdreamer2186
      @thequietdreamer2186 4 роки тому +38

      And because this is 2020, I won’t be surprised if it’s leaked that someone in the front office was heard yelling about Steiner.

    • @Max0017
      @Max0017 4 роки тому +4

      LOL!

    • @krisgordon3116
      @krisgordon3116 4 роки тому +6

      Nah. McCarthy isn't Hitler. That's Bill O'Brien cause Hopkins DOES NOT = Hernandez.

    • @meganb.2249
      @meganb.2249 4 роки тому

      I think he might be barking up the wrong tree with that comparison.

  • @buzzsburner.8286
    @buzzsburner.8286 4 роки тому +38

    Loved the weird and 70s intro music that made me think my headphones were broken. Truly an immersive experience

    • @bcubed72
      @bcubed72 4 роки тому +10

      "Dallas" Prime time soap opera theme song.

    • @kylerhuels05
      @kylerhuels05 4 роки тому +2

      unus annus

  • @kkrummelrhs
    @kkrummelrhs 4 роки тому +321

    "Tonight, on DALLAS!" might become the new Sacksonville Abbey at this rate

    • @ChiefBlue4298
      @ChiefBlue4298 4 роки тому +7

      It just might

    • @kkrummelrhs
      @kkrummelrhs 4 роки тому +10

      @@ChiefBlue4298 Surprised Philly has not been General Hospital this year or last year

    • @dnasty312
      @dnasty312 4 роки тому +1

      He did a little of that last year 😁

    • @GlobalWarmingSkeptic
      @GlobalWarmingSkeptic 4 роки тому +2

      Perhaps Chef Ramsey and Lord Bortles will sign with the Cowboys.

    • @kkrummelrhs
      @kkrummelrhs 4 роки тому +1

      @@GlobalWarmingSkeptic Rams despite being in cap hell have to keep him

  • @filmsanimations
    @filmsanimations 4 роки тому +326

    “The Culture is actually really damn good”

    • @bird_gang_az9598
      @bird_gang_az9598 4 роки тому +7

      A fellow Cards fan I see.

    • @IncredibleFulk1
      @IncredibleFulk1 4 роки тому +30

      “We was catching them, unlike Agholor.”

    • @dj7707-n2g
      @dj7707-n2g 3 роки тому +1

      Bruh i hate the cardinals, i think they are a cocky team.

  • @jacobreid423
    @jacobreid423 4 роки тому +146

    Holy shit, two UT uploads in one day??? It’s an absolute miracle. Bless you Urinating Tree

    • @kkrummelrhs
      @kkrummelrhs 4 роки тому +17

      Actually 3 in 24 hours

    • @cherrykatragadda9926
      @cherrykatragadda9926 4 роки тому +7

      I think i just busy a nut from these videos

    • @sergiowinter5383
      @sergiowinter5383 4 роки тому +1

      Corona give no break to sports and sports give no break to UTree

    • @jacob1107
      @jacob1107 4 роки тому +1

      Sportsball was delayed due to sponsor a few days

  • @johnenigma8506
    @johnenigma8506 4 роки тому +57

    As much as I want to laugh at Dallas and Jerry Jones, I find myself getting more pissed off every time I see the Jon Bostic hit on Andy Dalton. The fact that NONE of his teammates went to confront Bostic only adds to my wrath. What the hell did Dalton do to deserve that? indeed

  • @nahdissean
    @nahdissean 4 роки тому +273

    Jerry gives you death, taxes, and Jason Garrett still coaching
    He might be a bit more phat than usual but he's still with us in spirit.

    • @icarusmarioFAN
      @icarusmarioFAN 4 роки тому +8

      Jason Garrett didn't get routinely blown out every week by teams of every level of quality.

    • @16ktsgamma
      @16ktsgamma 4 роки тому

      And he doesn't clap anymore.

    • @ashantianisha3567
      @ashantianisha3567 4 роки тому

      Holy shit, two UT uploads in one day??? It’s an absolute miracle. Bless you Urinating Tree

  • @j.a.greene3523
    @j.a.greene3523 4 роки тому +281

    Consider Dallas' only two wins:
    To a Falcons team that literally can't hold a lead to save their life.
    To a Giants team that is in competition for worst team in New York... with the Jets.
    Those are your only two wins, and it's likely they'll be their only two wins.

    • @bigbearkat2010
      @bigbearkat2010 4 роки тому +10

      Idk, they still have to play the Giants again and the Bengals at the end of the year.

    • @constantintorve2614
      @constantintorve2614 4 роки тому +29

      @@bigbearkat2010 New York beat themselves, and the Bungles at the current rate are gonna beat the Cowboys. They're not good, by any means, but they have a pulse. And an offense that can actually score. It's all you need to beat this Cowboys team.
      Honestly, I'd be surprised if the Cowboys finished better than 3-13.

    • @michaelbiscay9836
      @michaelbiscay9836 4 роки тому +18

      And the only reason they beat Atlanta was because they forgot they could pick up an onside kick.

    • @sweets7779
      @sweets7779 4 роки тому +6

      Would not surprise me if Doug Pederson makes some even stupider play calling and we somehow lose to the Cowboys once

    • @toadofsteel
      @toadofsteel 4 роки тому +12

      The entire NFC East is bad. We collectively had 2 ENTIRE FUCKING WINS against teams outside the division in 17 games (plus that one tie game Philly had against the Bungles). Other than the Atlanta choke job you mentioned, the only other win was Philly beating up SF's 4th string team when the latter was all banged up.

  • @adamthespinygiant
    @adamthespinygiant 4 роки тому +349

    NY Giants are now hiring:
    1. A QB that knows the concept of “ball security”
    2. A TE that can consistently catch a ball.
    3. An offensive line that can block a paper bag from sacking said QB

    • @lizzybethnj617
      @lizzybethnj617 4 роки тому +28

      I'm a Giants fan too, aren't you loving the fact that Dallas is this bad

    • @adamthespinygiant
      @adamthespinygiant 4 роки тому +7

      @@lizzybethnj617 but not as constantly bad as us

    • @Xotin
      @Xotin 4 роки тому +28

      @@adamthespinygiant giants might be bad but at least you guys know when you’re bad. You have titles more recent than the cowboys that alone would arguably make the giants less of a poverty franchise than the cowboys. Cowboys think they’re better than everyone every season bc they’re called America’s team but they haven’t done anything worth while since years before I was born

    • @adamthespinygiant
      @adamthespinygiant 4 роки тому +5

      @@Xotin at least I’m not in denial. They always say confession is the first step to recovery.

    • @jeremyhubbard2908
      @jeremyhubbard2908 4 роки тому

      4. A QB
      5. A QB
      6. A QB

  • @zenfinity517
    @zenfinity517 4 роки тому +45

    You can tell just from the intro that Tree puts a lot of work and dedication in his vids. From one Yinzer to another, much respect.

  • @ajrivera1993
    @ajrivera1993 4 роки тому +237

    pauses video
    Me *a Cowboys fan*: Oh God, hold on lemme get a beer.
    plays video
    continue Tree...

    • @16ktsgamma
      @16ktsgamma 4 роки тому +9

      You are gonna need more than a beer. You better get the whiskey.

    • @ridgeplayz8906
      @ridgeplayz8906 4 роки тому +5

      As a fellow dallas fan, i can confidently say... I F*CKING HATE 2020

    • @griz8381
      @griz8381 4 роки тому +2

      I would say sorry your seasons imploding and you’ve lost hope but it would fix the complete ineptitude

    • @ajrivera1993
      @ajrivera1993 4 роки тому

      @@16ktsgamma let me retort

    • @N54-s7r
      @N54-s7r 4 роки тому +2

      Dude this team is making me so fucking depressed

  • @ScooterMagruder
    @ScooterMagruder 4 роки тому +595

    :(((((((((((

  • @UHOH_415
    @UHOH_415 4 роки тому +484

    Somewhere in Los Angeles, Skip Bayless is crying himself to sleep while Shay Sharpe is laughing at the Cowboys.
    Along with the rest of the NFL Fanbase. Oh and how can I not forget about good ol Stephen A. Smith.

    • @darthvader3742
      @darthvader3742 4 роки тому +38

      Say it with me how bout them Cowboys

    • @rontheauraknight9606
      @rontheauraknight9606 4 роки тому +26

      @@darthvader3742 as a Name Redacted fan I have to say, I fairly pity Dak... the rest of the blowhards deserve it
      Also how about dem cowboys!

    • @darthvader3742
      @darthvader3742 4 роки тому +4

      @@rontheauraknight9606 this team won't go anywhere as long as Jerry Jones is in charge and unless the players actually start caring

    • @ffff832
      @ffff832 4 роки тому

      Whatever

    • @rontheauraknight9606
      @rontheauraknight9606 4 роки тому +2

      @@darthvader3742 you say that like my team, the name redacted are also not in that same hell?

  • @OcpCommunications
    @OcpCommunications 4 роки тому +25

    As a Cowboys fan, I congratulate you and thank you for this masterpiece. This was so much more satisfying than anything I have seen the past two weeks from this team.

  • @aperson9875
    @aperson9875 4 роки тому +78

    Finally, the sequel to Days of our Steelers

  • @standardofexcellence
    @standardofexcellence 4 роки тому +53

    The cowboys are literally the highschool qb who hasnt done anything relevent since highschool, or the 90's in this case

    • @corsojames
      @corsojames 3 роки тому +2

      The guy that hasn't done anything since highschool and still talks mad shit

    • @fsanmiguel666
      @fsanmiguel666 3 роки тому +1

      @@corsojames that guy must have some serious peaked in high school issues if he's still raving about his so called "glory days" that were high school, 20+ years later......

  • @kaminsod4077
    @kaminsod4077 4 роки тому +105

    There's no hope for Dallas until the team's pryed from the cold, dead claws of jerry boy.

    • @sf7154
      @sf7154 4 роки тому +4

      @SEAN GRIGSBY Idk if this is the worst they’ve ever been but your right it’s a shitshow. The early 2000’s were some dark years

    • @griz8381
      @griz8381 4 роки тому +2

      Like most of the owners in this league

    • @kennethvalentine8901
      @kennethvalentine8901 4 роки тому

      Emperor Palpatine never dies

  • @Spamus
    @Spamus 4 роки тому +30

    Cowboys: dying of indigestion and insanity
    Washington: suffering from a total loss of identity
    Giants: growing pains bad enough to send them to the ER (with corona to boot)
    Eagles: drunkenly stumbling around with broken bones and synesthesia, as per usual

  • @mozata6838
    @mozata6838 4 роки тому +62

    This just in: UrinatingTree is now an honorary Sabol

    • @UrinatingTree
      @UrinatingTree  4 роки тому +31

      Now you're just trying to flatter me. I don't hold a candle to those legends.

    • @AnonymousMan115
      @AnonymousMan115 4 роки тому +3

      @@UrinatingTree Your still a better youtuber than most thats out there (1 channel I do recommend is Corpse Husband)

  • @towasinakindele
    @towasinakindele 4 роки тому +33

    Usually, it's fun to laugh at Cowboy misery, but the injury to Dak makes it suck. Wishing him a speedy and fully healthy recovery

    • @politicallycorrectredskin796
      @politicallycorrectredskin796 4 роки тому +2

      But it was just his foot. He's got another one and should stop whining. Compare that to the amount of merriment his injury has unleashed and I think it was definitely worth it. The Cowboys would not be half this funny if he hadn't been injured. You always have to look at the pros and cons of everything.

    • @politicallycorrectredskin796
      @politicallycorrectredskin796 4 роки тому +1

      @Wes Takahashi Nah, you have to take the cap situation into account. He'll probably be kicking himself the rest of his life that he turned Jerruh's offer last year down, because the cap is falling again now because of the election-year flu hysteria going on.
      40 mill per year or whatever he was asking made sense before when the cap was rising annually. But you can't even consider it if the cap is going to drop every year going forward. You could sign high recently, specifically because you could depend on the annual cap rises between 2013 and 2019. Now that's gone. New situation.
      If I was Dak I would immediately fire my agent who was clearly oblivious to the change all offseason while Jerruh was not. Always look at the cap to understand contract negotiations in the NFL.

    • @politicallycorrectredskin796
      @politicallycorrectredskin796 4 роки тому +1

      @Wes Takahashi Yes, but the same problem is there if his agent keeps asking for too much. The market has flipped, and teams will go cheap regardless to prevent crippling themselves. No one will pay an exorbitant, inflated and antiquated cap number for Dak.
      You'll see. They will all rather take their chances on a draft prospect than pay Dak anything close to what he was being offered a year ago.
      He just missed the boat because of the sniffles-recession, and is going to have to humble himself to get a contract now. Sucks, but economics > ego. I guess he could wait it out, but then he would risk becoming irrelevant. It might even never happen, and this is just how the market is now.
      The cap went from 113 million in 2013 to 225 million last year. It's already down, and is being staggered in order to not ruin teams. But we don't know how low it'll go. If it goes down to 2013 levels eventually, then QB salaries will follow, meaning 10-15 million per year deals even for high caliber starters. Nowhere near the 40 mill they could command before the covid hysteria.

    • @kingofcrows8829
      @kingofcrows8829 2 роки тому

      @@politicallycorrectredskin796 Thanks for making our fanbase look petty af. That was a gruesome injury and there wasn't shit funny about it.

    • @politicallycorrectredskin796
      @politicallycorrectredskin796 2 роки тому

      @@kingofcrows8829 Oh stop it. The entire world has cried more than enough over Dak's foot already. I prefer to move past the not only low hanging fruit, but fruit that is actually rotting on the ground. people have already cried on TV. Know how many injuries I've sat through without anyone crying on TV about it? he twisted his ankle. Boohoo.
      Besides, what's this about us? I'm a Redskins fan. Last time I checked, that team no longer exists. Now I don't follow the NFL anymore. in fact I want it burned to the ground so a new, proper football league can be established on its ashes.

  • @Danielson81902IRL
    @Danielson81902IRL 4 роки тому +50

    This is soo perfect 8 minutes full of laughter for those that aren’t Cowboys fans😂😂😂

    • @crater044
      @crater044 4 роки тому +18

      By this point, Cowboys fans are laughing as well. Once pain has passed, laughter does tend to seep in. As a Cowboys fan, I'm done being furious about this season and now I just laugh.

    • @Danielson81902IRL
      @Danielson81902IRL 4 роки тому

      @@crater044 true

    • @Danielson81902IRL
      @Danielson81902IRL 4 роки тому

      @@Wosocjrnsoso we you probably right

    • @peelysolo1478
      @peelysolo1478 4 роки тому

      :(

    • @Danielson81902IRL
      @Danielson81902IRL 4 роки тому

      @@StarkInvictus same here too man

  • @louiscannon7264
    @louiscannon7264 4 роки тому +28

    I feel like the cowboys season can be described as, Our expectations were low but holy f***

  • @thatguyperseus
    @thatguyperseus 4 роки тому +12

    Days of our Steelers to Sacksonville to this
    Simply beautiful

  • @timothydavila844
    @timothydavila844 4 роки тому +63

    “Dontari Poe ate his way out of the program”
    LMAO Honestly thank good he was complete ass cheeks

    • @dw4867
      @dw4867 4 роки тому +10

      C'mon, that's not true. Clearly, he was also at least 50% belly as well.

    • @chrisuncleahmad666
      @chrisuncleahmad666 4 роки тому +2

      Which is ironic for he once played in KC with all of Andy Reid's BBQ and became a fat guy touchdown legend.

    • @MrT571
      @MrT571 3 роки тому +1

      Still an even bigger irony because the Boys had Nate Newton and Leonard Davis at their heaviest. Monsters tend to be good in Dallas.

    • @tsarbamba642
      @tsarbamba642 3 роки тому

      don't slander the greatest QB of all time like that

  • @unownthequestioning8666
    @unownthequestioning8666 4 роки тому +61

    As an Eagles fan, I waited all my life for this.

    • @sethdavis3046
      @sethdavis3046 4 роки тому +18

      @A Champion shitting on the cowboys will always be our one true joy

    • @tristane7513
      @tristane7513 4 роки тому +9

      As a cowboys fan im right there with you, since the 90s we've been overrated, Carter being a piss poor starter, Romo botching the field goal vs seatle, '07 vs the giants need i say more, this whole season(those points don't even scratch the surface just ones i popped in my head while writing this). I would love to see this as a regular show here on tree's channel.

    • @unownthequestioning8666
      @unownthequestioning8666 4 роки тому +4

      @A Champion Its the cowboys. I know the eagles suck, but they had Superbowl ambitions and it impolded worse than what the eagles did in 2011.

    • @donaldrailedurmom6264
      @donaldrailedurmom6264 4 роки тому +1

      @A Champion the eagles are just injured, Dallas is too. What does that have to do with anything

    • @TheBlazersfan22
      @TheBlazersfan22 4 роки тому +1

      As a fantasy football user... sees the philli d core playing the cowboys... pressed claim for those delicious points.

  • @Razz415
    @Razz415 4 роки тому +19

    Any day Jerruh suffers as owner and gm makes my day. Then add a Washington win, and man...what a day!

  • @viveknagarajan5514
    @viveknagarajan5514 4 роки тому +53

    Every cowboys fan: OMG this is our year! We got ceedee and trevon diggs!
    Me: bruh you guys traded for Joey Galloway. He was really good too.

    • @georgeblair3894
      @georgeblair3894 4 роки тому +8

      Not one, but TWO number one picks.

    • @viveknagarajan5514
      @viveknagarajan5514 4 роки тому

      @@georgeblair3894 yeah

    • @malarie-susangold9259
      @malarie-susangold9259 4 роки тому

      Me "Huh, Cowboys could be interesting. Not going to start out hot with no preseason but preseason is important"
      Me, now "This... isn't what I meant when I said interesting."

    • @viveknagarajan5514
      @viveknagarajan5514 4 роки тому

      @@malarie-susangold9259 exactly.

  • @Thelowestofthelowtiers
    @Thelowestofthelowtiers 4 роки тому +23

    Andy Dalton:
    I'm free!I just got signed to Dallas where they have a great O-Li-
    Dallas O-Line:
    N O

    • @ladyfire44
      @ladyfire44 4 роки тому +1

      Dalton:
      I wished I was still in Cincinnati. This is embarrassing.

  • @rhetteaton3765
    @rhetteaton3765 4 роки тому +133

    If the Cowboys win on Sunday, their fans will be like “We’re going to the Super Bowl!”

    • @ckendall67
      @ckendall67 4 роки тому +12

      Michael Irvin will be bouncing off the walls if the 'Boys beat the Eagles Sunday night.

    • @rowdycmoore
      @rowdycmoore 4 роки тому +16

      They're as bad as Steeler fans that way.

    • @arielrangel7994
      @arielrangel7994 4 роки тому +2

      Hahahahahahahah😐😐😐😐

    • @crater044
      @crater044 4 роки тому +27

      As a Cowboys fan, allow me to respond: No......no, we won't be saying "WE'RE GOING TO THE SUPER BOWL!!" Cowboys fans know that this year is a disaster.....we are already looking towards the end of the season. We will be saying, however, "Man the Eagles must REALLLLLY fucking suck if they lose this game to us" if we do win this game. If the Cowboys win......it's more of a loss for the Eagles than a victory for the Cowboys if a third string QB beats a team that won the SB just three years ago and their QB was being hailed as this fucking QB protegy with MVP caliber like abilities. Trust me.....if the Cowboys win.....Cowboys fans will be SHOCKED. I just hope Philadelphia doesn't burn itself to the ground if that was to happen.
      But it won't happen. Philadelphia, despite their injuries, are the better team and they have their starting QB playing. The Eagles SHOULD win this game easily.

    • @jakehighley8037
      @jakehighley8037 4 роки тому +1

      @@crater044 bro as a eagles fan they should win but I have a feeling they won’t

  • @tstahler5420
    @tstahler5420 4 роки тому +10

    I'm a lifelong Cowboys fan and I laughed hard at this. Thank you, I needed that.

    • @otaviofrnazario
      @otaviofrnazario 4 роки тому

      I think for y'all is either this or planning terrible harm to Jerry

  • @BOS_C.O.
    @BOS_C.O. 4 роки тому +10

    Glad that even with the Empire finally meeting it's demise, teams like the Cowboys and Falcons will always be there to put a smile on my face.

  • @6lemans10
    @6lemans10 4 роки тому +55

    After 24 years, Dallas fans are finally starting to FACE REALITY.

    • @isaactorres7525
      @isaactorres7525 4 роки тому +15

      Believe me, most of us have known this team is going no where with Jerry for years

    • @RoadrunnerMoose
      @RoadrunnerMoose 4 роки тому +4

      @@isaactorres7525 Exactly, 25 years (quarter century) since the last SB, of the 25 years, 10 playoff appearances and none of them go past the Divisonal round.

    • @6lemans10
      @6lemans10 4 роки тому

      @@RoadrunnerMoose Dallas a had great defense and offensive line in recent years. No excuses.

    • @nightblade1190
      @nightblade1190 4 роки тому +4

      @@6lemans10 Great defense? The defense has always been ass. The only reason our defense was decent in 2018 and I think 2019 was because we had that one guy Kris Richard who they for some reason got rid of. Other than that it's always been straight ass cheeks.

    • @6lemans10
      @6lemans10 4 роки тому +1

      @@nightblade1190 Ha. I'm going 8 years back on the great defense. Remember Damarcus Ware?

  • @LegendaryDorkKnight
    @LegendaryDorkKnight Рік тому +5

    As an Eagles fan, I hope Jerry Jones never dies. His hubris and arrogance has allowed the other teams in the NFC East to flourish and thrive.

  • @joshsimpson79
    @joshsimpson79 4 роки тому +1

    I don’t think I’ve heard this theme song in decades. Heard it all the time when my parents would watch it when I was a kid. Smiled the whole video. Great job..

  • @Scrubs2562
    @Scrubs2562 4 роки тому +12

    I am stunned by how good this is

  • @johnnyroberts3761
    @johnnyroberts3761 4 роки тому +1

    Oh man, this show has been one of my favorites over the last 25 years. Never gets old either.

  • @erics.czernecki7333
    @erics.czernecki7333 4 роки тому +15

    He should try to do one on the weekly traipsing of the Falcons.
    Call it "A Low Down Dirty Birds' Shame".

  • @77AussieRulz
    @77AussieRulz 4 роки тому +27

    That hit on Dalton was exactly the same hit that Luck got two years ago and I know for a fact that at least got one game suspension for it

  • @bigussmokesus8866
    @bigussmokesus8866 4 роки тому +17

    3 videos in a day, I’m in heaven

  • @rolandrodriguez9594
    @rolandrodriguez9594 4 роки тому +1

    Wether your own team or someone elses, your roasting ability is a site to behold. Keep these up. I love humor in commentary.

  • @tyroland06
    @tyroland06 4 роки тому +19

    As a Cowboys fan, I can say from the bottom of my heart that this team sucks, especially without Dak. (Also we have a 7th-round pick from this year's draft under center now, so that's not helping.) We deserve to be made fun of. Tree does it perfectly in a style that only he can master. Keep it up!

  • @solglow2359
    @solglow2359 4 роки тому +2

    Genius! You should do a weekly series exposing my Chicago Bears for our offensive woes. Call it: 'The Bear Minimum'. Or you can do a parody of that 70's movie 'Bad News Bears' and even use the Care Bears theme song.

  • @samuelyuan291
    @samuelyuan291 4 роки тому +22

    my recommendations are faster than my notifications lol

  • @Nurhaal
    @Nurhaal 4 роки тому +2

    I hope to see more of this. It actually made me laugh and gave me a reason to watch Dallas in short doses.

  • @txbased1659
    @txbased1659 4 роки тому +45

    This team is the same every year. Lots of hype but when it comes time, they wet the bed.

    • @bigbearkat2010
      @bigbearkat2010 4 роки тому +3

      And then the fans say next year is the year and it was all the refs fault anyway.

    • @shabushabu5319
      @shabushabu5319 4 роки тому +3

      They shart* the bed

    • @delta-vk1me
      @delta-vk1me 4 роки тому

      Cowboy fans have low iq

  • @beng1642
    @beng1642 4 роки тому +2

    I hope this series keeps going. It sure helps when waiting on the new season of Days of our Steelers that'll inevitably come one day.

  • @1991petrolhead
    @1991petrolhead 4 роки тому +33

    Last time I was this early the Leafs were in the playoffs.

    • @ckendall67
      @ckendall67 4 роки тому +5

      Last time I was this early the Leafs actually won a playoff series.

    • @somehistorynerd
      @somehistorynerd 4 роки тому +1

      Last time I was this Early, Hitler could draw well.

    • @jimmyjones5717
      @jimmyjones5717 4 роки тому

      Last time I was this early the Leafs won their last Stanley Cup ever so far.

  • @ejones293
    @ejones293 4 роки тому +1

    This type of content gets me through my hellacious weeks of college. Thanks, Tree

  • @matthewshortle5274
    @matthewshortle5274 4 роки тому +4

    And now we need a "Days of our Steelers" and "Dallas" crossover in Week 9

  • @thenumberquelve158
    @thenumberquelve158 4 роки тому +2

    I love it. Dallas, being Dallas, lets >21,000 people into the stadium during a pandemic, only for them all to cry for a couple hours.
    I see this as an absolute win.

  • @flavortown4141
    @flavortown4141 4 роки тому +8

    Last time I was this early, Dallas still had a quarterback

  • @DonovanFlamingusIII
    @DonovanFlamingusIII 4 роки тому

    I’ve been waiting all day for this beautiful piece of work. As one southwestern Pennsylvanian to another, I thank you for putting my feelings into permanent video form so I may look upon it every time I get optimistic about the Dallas Cowboys chances. Love you, Tree. Keep it up, old friend.

  • @georgeblair3894
    @georgeblair3894 4 роки тому +26

    What's been the constant since 1995? Jerry Jones.

    • @ckendall67
      @ckendall67 4 роки тому +3

      He's been their owner longer than that( since 1989 ), but yeah.

    • @ChiefBlue4298
      @ChiefBlue4298 4 роки тому +10

      @@ckendall67 when he fired Jimmy Johnson, that was the beginning of the end

    • @crazyluigi6664
      @crazyluigi6664 4 роки тому +1

      @@ChiefBlue4298 Tom Landry?

    • @sagaswp
      @sagaswp 4 роки тому +3

      Daniel Snyder tips his fedora at you sir.

  • @chrisjourdan344
    @chrisjourdan344 4 роки тому +2

    Tree! You are a Genius for this!
    It's more than "Days of Our Steelers" here.
    Next: The Washington Football Team in "Designated Survivors"

  • @evilpez
    @evilpez 4 роки тому +4

    Two UT uploads and one of them is bashing Dallas? A true Wednesday blessing!

  • @shoshoncaligula5512
    @shoshoncaligula5512 4 роки тому +2

    I live for this. Such premium content.

  • @DeevoC
    @DeevoC 4 роки тому +8

    This man, out here making quality content, by god.

  • @Idiodyssey87
    @Idiodyssey87 4 роки тому +10

    "Burfictian." I like it.

  • @ricardocolyersanchez3534
    @ricardocolyersanchez3534 4 роки тому +4

    “Burfictian” is my new favorite word

  • @scottdukes7585
    @scottdukes7585 4 роки тому +3

    TONIGHT....ON DALLAS!!!! Established January 29th, 1996. The day after the Cowboys won the Super Bowl.

  • @motnurky7055
    @motnurky7055 4 роки тому +12

    "This is like Tom Brady to Brandon Weedon!"
    Tree plz dont remind me of the 2015 season when we lost Romo and went 4-12

  • @devfree4117
    @devfree4117 4 роки тому +1

    God bless you for these two uploads

  • @robwalsh69420
    @robwalsh69420 4 роки тому +3

    Calling Jerry Jones as Emperor Palpatine is an insult to Palpatine

  • @HugeStan920
    @HugeStan920 4 роки тому +7

    Me: studies for my test
    Tree: Uploads
    Me: Studying can wait.

  • @sethdavis3046
    @sethdavis3046 4 роки тому +12

    Havent been this early since Days of Our Steelers was a thing

  • @dvtnadekola5343
    @dvtnadekola5343 4 роки тому +1

    This dude always brightens my day
    Keep it up

  • @1billdorito
    @1billdorito 4 роки тому +9

    This is gonna give Sacksonville Abbey and Days of our Steelers a run for their money

  • @thingbing3092
    @thingbing3092 4 роки тому +15

    After watching us get our shit wrecked by the *NAME REDACTED* I'm starting to think 4-12 would be a miracle season.

  • @voltingmaster5458
    @voltingmaster5458 4 роки тому +13

    NFC East: The Dumpster Fire Division!

  • @NatureB3
    @NatureB3 4 роки тому +1

    You had me at the intro! Best work of 2020!

  • @rontheauraknight9606
    @rontheauraknight9606 4 роки тому +11

    Omg earliest I’ve been here, and I love him shitting on the cowboys as a Washington Redacted fan

    • @Jack-cv7pl
      @Jack-cv7pl 4 роки тому

      The football team

    • @davidtuttle7556
      @davidtuttle7556 4 роки тому

      Its Washington Team Football. WTF

    • @rontheauraknight9606
      @rontheauraknight9606 4 роки тому

      @@davidtuttle7556 he made the joke calling them the “Name redacted” and the “Washington redacted” before on this channel... geez

    • @davidtuttle7556
      @davidtuttle7556 4 роки тому +1

      @@rontheauraknight9606 As a fellow fan of the Team Formerly Known As The Redskins, it is my goddam right to call them Washington Team Football. It's not like we haven't been yelling WTF!?! for decades.

  • @kevaninthe4135
    @kevaninthe4135 4 роки тому +17

    The NFC East needs to be barred from the playoffs this year.

    • @joesakic91
      @joesakic91 4 роки тому +1

      I'll be stunned if there's a 6-10 NFC East winner winning a playoff game. I'll eat crow if a 6-10 NFC East winner makes it to the NFC Championship Game. I'll eat an ostrich or emu if a 6-10 NFC East winner makes the Super Bowl. I'll eat an albatross if a 6-10 NFC East winner wins the Super Bowl.

  • @Awolfx
    @Awolfx 4 роки тому +18

    Welcome to the NFC East: Abandon all hope ye who enter here.

  • @ryan4946
    @ryan4946 4 роки тому +1

    Respect for showing the beating cancer bell ring video that is awesome, keep up the great work Urinating Tree, love the content

  • @AlucardMM
    @AlucardMM 4 роки тому +30

    Texas has produced so many Qbs over the recent years but jerry can’t find one? Tf? Kyler Murray Matthew Stafford like bruh 😭

    • @palehorse6655
      @palehorse6655 4 роки тому +5

      Detroit had two of the most talented skill position players I have ever seen and they both retired because Detroit killed their passion for the game

    • @daleftuprightatsoldierfield
      @daleftuprightatsoldierfield 4 роки тому +1

      @@palehorse6655 can’t have shit in Detroit

    • @sf7154
      @sf7154 4 роки тому

      @Talos Jets?

    • @johnenigma8506
      @johnenigma8506 4 роки тому +2

      You're right. Texas is among other things, A FOOTBALL STATE. Football is practically a religion in Texas. Especially COLLEGE FOOTBALL. Jerry Jones could've practically drafted one of these people in 25 years. If there's ever a person that could be used as the poster boy for toxic Ego, Jerry Jones would be it.

    • @GundamGokuTV
      @GundamGokuTV 4 роки тому +5

      Andy Dalton is a good QB. So is Dak. QB is not there issue. It's that OL that has said QBs running for there fucking lives. You win games in the trenches. OL and DL are the most important parts of football. A good OL makes a mediocre QB look good.

  • @edwardcook7568
    @edwardcook7568 4 роки тому

    I love that intro, it was so well done!
    Tree you are a mastermind.

  • @Cadrid
    @Cadrid 4 роки тому +5

    4:44 "Even Swiss cheese could absorb a few attacks on its luscious, creamy exterior."
    If this channel ever gets shut down, you could make a living writing sandwich erotica.

  • @jackburton9653
    @jackburton9653 4 роки тому +2

    This is a fucking work of art! Never mind that I’m a cowboys fan.. this is a goddamn masterpiece!👨🏽‍🎨

  • @SteeleZack
    @SteeleZack 4 роки тому +7

    One year into McCarthy's tenure, and all ready the players want him fired, that is awful.

    • @ryanahr2267
      @ryanahr2267 4 роки тому

      @cpk1994 The difference is that, in Dallas, he came into a team full of players that had been so poorly coached, managed and owned for so long that they literally had to hope that McCarthy would basically bring an overnight turnaround. He hasn't gotten close and the talent in Dallas wants to just get out while they still can to play for a team that contend. Dallas is gonna be in serious trouble for a very long time.

    • @C-Lightning
      @C-Lightning 4 роки тому

      @cpk1994 exactly!

  • @unitedsoviet2
    @unitedsoviet2 4 роки тому +2

    The intro the best thing that has happened to this team this hole season.

  • @cadensmith7626
    @cadensmith7626 4 роки тому +23

    They should move the NFC east to the XFL

    • @ckendall67
      @ckendall67 4 роки тому +8

      Or the AAF.

    • @otaviofrnazario
      @otaviofrnazario 4 роки тому +6

      AAU. They're amateurs at this point

    • @insertcolorherehawk3761
      @insertcolorherehawk3761 4 роки тому +3

      or split them into the divisions of the GFL

    • @jimmyjones5717
      @jimmyjones5717 4 роки тому

      The XFL already has enough problems, send the NFC East to whatever the worst football league is

    • @insertcolorherehawk3761
      @insertcolorherehawk3761 4 роки тому

      @@jimmyjones5717 I think sending them to Ireland is a bit much, Germany perhaps?

  • @patrickdabs
    @patrickdabs 4 роки тому +2

    The Dallas theme song is old enough that I think most people missed the reference you made in the intro.

    • @velikynovgorod4358
      @velikynovgorod4358 4 роки тому

      That theme song that played sounded like it could come out of the 80's or 90's. Would be great if it came from the 90's just for the irony.

  • @killerzz226
    @killerzz226 4 роки тому +5

    The Italian restaurant is now your QB Dallas😂

  • @baron_von_noob3117
    @baron_von_noob3117 4 роки тому +1

    As a Washington fan, this puts a massive smile on my face. How bout dem cowguurrrlllss!1!1!!!!

  • @HolyHandGrenade.
    @HolyHandGrenade. 4 роки тому +15

    "you flew all the way to washington to kick a filed goal!"-Shannon Sharpe

  • @TheDarthSoldier
    @TheDarthSoldier 4 роки тому +1

    I've been waiting for this one for a long time

  • @dbakes6164
    @dbakes6164 4 роки тому +6

    On next week episode on
    “Why am I watching this” we have the injured Eagles playing the inj- well just the Cowboys

  • @johnpoole3871
    @johnpoole3871 4 роки тому +1

    This is my new favorite show. May it get five seasons and a movie

  • @jamantem
    @jamantem 4 роки тому +10

    Will the cowboys bounce back? Will Jerry boy finally realize he’s not a great owner? Will Mike McCarthy suddenly rally this team? Have the players decided to finally call it quits?
    Tune in next week on the next episode of:
    Dallas Cowboys reality tv

    • @jimmyjones5717
      @jimmyjones5717 4 роки тому +1

      MayBe, Maybe, LOL No, Maybe

    • @velikynovgorod4358
      @velikynovgorod4358 4 роки тому +2

      @@jimmyjones5717 Jerry Jones will never realize he sucks as an owner cause his ego is to big.

    • @malarie-susangold9259
      @malarie-susangold9259 4 роки тому

      No, is that a serious...NO, HE WON'T, no, and they've quit. Sometime between the Arizona and Washington games. If not before.

    • @velikynovgorod4358
      @velikynovgorod4358 4 роки тому

      @@malarie-susangold9259 They might rally but the probability of that is as high as the Falcons not choking a game where they have 99% chance to win.

    • @malarie-susangold9259
      @malarie-susangold9259 4 роки тому

      @@velikynovgorod4358 frankly I'm hoping they lose out to get a better pick.

  • @danda_man88
    @danda_man88 4 роки тому

    Made my night ten times better. I know we suck, but laughing at Dallas will never get old..

  • @somebodyboi7575
    @somebodyboi7575 4 роки тому +5

    Dallas was a monarchy in the 90s, this is what they get

  • @bdavis6115
    @bdavis6115 4 роки тому +1

    When Tree says “Ill save this for another video” in sportball, you know its gonna be good

  • @dillonpanarello5242
    @dillonpanarello5242 4 роки тому +6

    Watching the Cowboys, and Jerry Boy to boot, suffer in this rightful kick in his ego gone ary is wonderful to watch as a Bills fan.
    How about them Cowgirls?

  • @politicallycorrectredskin796
    @politicallycorrectredskin796 4 роки тому

    Some of the most fascinating tackling I have ever seen occurred in the last few Dallas games. I thought I knew bad tackling from the days of David Bruton in DC, but this is as if David Bruton has been hit by alien invaders and surprisingly mutated into an entire defense. Just fascinating...