Dumb Ways to Drive
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- Опубліковано 11 вер 2024
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--This video is a parody of Metro Trains Melbourne's "Dumb Ways to Die".
LYRICS (Warning, do not attempt any of the following below)
Coat your wheels with Vaseline
Give a hit to a Washing Machine
Play Bumper Cars with a Flatbed Truck
Or Hide and Seek with a Full-Grown buck
Dumb ways to drive
So many dumb ways to drive
*(X2)*
Practice Tiquando as you cruise (Cruise)
Use your road time to catch a snooze (Snooze)
Do your makeup in the mirror while your running late
Take the oncoming lane on the Interstate
Dumb ways to drive
So many dumb ways to drive
*(X2)*
Have a race with the highway cop
Reach a Red light and forget to stop
Hand a set of keys to each of your kids
Take a very long drive on a really short bridge
Dumb ways to drive
So many dumb ways to drive
*(X2)*
Reverse on a One Way Street (On a One Way Street)
Pass the rocks on and brake to the beat (Brake to the beat)
Find a mine and drive right through
I wonder, what's this red button?
*Ninny was not The Impostor.*
Dumb ways to drive (Dumb ways to drive)
So many dumb ways to drive (They are so dumb)
Dumb ways to drive...
So many dumb ways to drive
Go for a car wash with your sunroof open
Speed off a cliff into the Atlantic Ocean
Sit behind the wheel when you're drunk as a sailor
Forget to designate a driver that's sober
Drink and drive 'til the day is over
They may not rhyme, but they're quite possibly...
...The dumbest ways to drive (The dumbest ways to, drive)
The dumbest ways to drive (The dumbest ways to, drive)
The dumbest ways to drive...
So many dumb... (So many dumb)
So many dumb ways to drive (So many dumb)
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so cool!
Thank for showing us the lyrics
Die but drive
To late
Thanks for the disclaimer
I just love how the guy racing the cops just bounced off the cop car. It's just so funny.
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Im Like The Bean Out Or The Truck
I still snicker about that sometimes
I was hit by a drunk driver at 80mph once lucky I survived, he wasn’t so lucky, please don’t drink and drive, it can ruin, destroy, end many lives.
Damn!
0:04 looks like numpty but with out fire
Yes its numpty without the fire
what about texting while driving
Lol
Nah it’s allowed now
That's from We Want to Live In Caracas, not Dumb Ways to Drive.
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What about eating while u drive
Verse 1 : numpty hapless calamity dummkopf
Verse 2 : dippy dunce doofus (female) bonehead
Verse 3 : mishap (orange) mishap (lime and not in chorus) dippy (old lady) lax’s children (different colors ) doomed (out of the bag )
Verse 4 : doomed (again) doofus (looks like ninny) dunce (again) ninny
Verse 5 : ninny (again) doomed (again for the third time)
Bridge : boneheaded (lime) dippy (yellow and with balloon) mishap (again for the third time and purple and not in the chorus) ninny and lax (yellow and green)
I did one of these dumb ways to drive. I once pressed a button that turned on the emergency brake.
goodness
lol
FF fe
LOL
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1:47 i wonder whats this red button do 1:50 ooooffffffff
1:39 That One Gave Me Nightmares
Which
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@@Simurated N0 1:39
1:39 Nightmares ☹️☹️☹️
1:28 the little dudes sing
STILL NINNY SAYS I WONDER WHAT THSI RED BUTTON DO
Rambely? What are you doing here? I did not know you liked Dumb Ways to Die. 🤔
I added this video to my playlist.
.
1:47 funniest part
1:50 Ninny Got Rejected
whoever is singing I like ur voice. Your a good singer
Now that’s a good commemt
Lyrics (Will edit):
Coach your wheels with Vaseline
Get a? hit to a washing machine
Play bumper cars with a flat-head truck
Or play hide and seek with a full grown buck
(Chorus)
Practice Taikwado as you cruise
Use your road time to catch a snooze
Do your make-up in the mirror when you're running late
Take the ongoing lane on the interstate
(Chorus)
Have a race with a highway cop
Reach a red light and forget to stop
Hand a set of keys to each of your kids
Take a very long drive on a very short bridge
(Chorus)
Reverse on a one way street
Pass? a rock song and brake to the beat
Find a mine and drive right through
Hmm I wonder, what's this red button do?
(Chorus)
Go for a car wash with your sun roof open
Take off? a cliff into the Atlantic ocean
Sit behind that wheel while you're drunk as a sailor
? while you're drinking that soda
Drink and drive 'til the day is over
(Chorus and then message)
@@TankieBoi What does "Full Grown Buck" mean?
A Buck is a male moose, so it's basically saying "Play hide and seek with a full grown moose".
all mistakes
1."play bumper cars with a flat BED
truck"
2."use your ROAD TIME to catch a snooze"
0:36 dippy
@@CyrixOLD an male deer
2:09 Final Destination 4
To all the children wanting to know the lyrics:
(Line 1)
Coat your wheels with vaseline
Give a hit to your washing machine
Play bumper cars with a flat-bed truck
Or hide and seek with a full-grown buck
(Chorus)
Dumb ways to drive
So many dumb ways to drive
Dumb ways to dri-i-ive
So many dumb ways to drive
(Line 2)
Practice tiquando as a cruise
Use your road time to catch a snooze
Do your makeup in the mirror when you run in late
Take the oncoming lane on the interstate
(Chorus) (Begin clapping)
Dumb ways to drive
So many dumb ways to drive
Dumb ways to dri-i-ive
So many dumb ways to drive
(Line 3)
Have a race with a highway cop
Reach a red light and forget to stop
Hand a set of keys to each of your kids
Take a very long drive on a really short bridge
(Chorus)(Clap)
Dumb ways to drive
So many dumb ways to drive
(Vocals) Dumb ways to dri-i-ive
So many dumb ways to drive
(Line 4)
Reverse on a one way street (on a one way street)
Pass the rocks on and break to the beat (break-break to the beat)
Find a mine and drive right through
I wonder what this red button do?
(Chorus)(Clap)
Dumb ways to drive (Dumb ways to drive)
So many dumb ways to drive (They are so dumb 7s)
Dumb ways to dri-i-ive
So many dumb ways to drive
(Line 5)
Go for a car wash with your sunroof open
Speed off a cliff into the atlantic ocean
Sit behind the wheel when your drunk as a sailor
Get the designate from a driver thats sober
Drink and drive till the day is over
They might not rhyme but they’re quite possibly
(Chorus)(Clap)
The dumbest ways to drive
The dumbest ways to drive
Dumbest ways to dri-i-ive
So many dumb
So many dumb ways to drive
Mr. Avocado it’s full grown buck
Catlover83 LPS I didn’t realize that I put bug lol. Thanks anyway
Mr. Avocado mhm!
You spell Taekwondo wrong but you did good
Forget to designate a driver that's sober*
If there's one thing more important than train safety, it's road safety.
1:47 *If Grian and Chills had a baby*
What? I dont understand this who are grian and chills?
0:37 is there its dippy
From dumd ways to die. He got bitten by fish
Christopher Accilien that metro have no Vehicles
No I swear it isn't mE
@@christopheraccilien8626 dumb* not dumd
The guy singing this has a really smooth voice
This guy to 1:58
I think this guys name is Bryan lol
Trevor Thurston lol
Who? The one driving?
This is a wonderful voice
1:11 do you hear chop slopping
I saw he say get to stop
Verse 1:omail
Verse 2:dippy,doofus(lady)
Verse 3:Dummkopft,3 different laxes
Verse 4:ninny
Verse 5:lettso(light yellow),green lax,lax jr
0:36 dippy is in the video
Love💏❤💒💌💍😇
No I'm not I swear
@raphael cernay frick
@raphael cernay yes the piranhas did
@@dumbdannia6326no that comment means that dippy is the ninja
0:47. Please let this be a normal field trip....
@pixy + mari *L O L*
@pixy + mari my brother just won’t get his hair cut
@pixy + mari well he’s been growing his hair out and I just pet his hair because it looks so fluffy
1
1:57 R.I.P
Dumb
@@myraabaloyan4581 ways to reply
Paints:(
My Childhood
Isn't there a movie version
1:57 🍐🍐🍐🚃😵
Lol
R.I.P the kids xd
I like dumb ways To Die
@@DaRobertBoy tu eres el que me contestó pero se elimino
@@DaRobertBoy el comentario
To be fair, I’m afraid of driving myself. I know how dangerous it is and how hard is it for me to focus. Not to mention that too much cars around can damage the environment and clog traffic.
I think I’ll take the bus.
♥️♥️♥️
I think I'll use crash test dummies
@@imlittlechadandfamily2426
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cant believe find this again
Dumb ways to drive characters: Numpty Truckmick Doomed Dippy Dunce Calamity Mishap (orange) Bodoh (no hat and has a crutch) Lax Bard (has hair and light green and ingrowth teeth) Crash (has no helmet has hair) Ninny Bonehead Senior Redcape Brick Doofus
Shut up caillou!
@@MSMShellbeat Stop cyberbullying me or else I will get you terminated on UA-cam
@@anguswakeford9072 Yeah
Btw there are 4 laxes 2 ninnys and 2 mishaps (but one is orange and one is purple with clown makeup )
Who is truckmick?!
2:09 you when you drown, you will be definitely breathless as you hate.
0:04 Tyrone
0:07 boris
0:11 tennis ball
0:16 mr nervous
0:35 k
0:40 z
0:43 i
0:47 16
1:06 1
1:10 76
1:14 2 4 9
1:17 mr bump
1:35 SpongeBob
1:39 bubble
1:43 squirrel civil war
1:47 dee dee
2:09 flaky
2:15 Jasper
2:21 ruff ruff man
2:25 balloon kid
2:28 ms chalice helen
A mais verdadeira realidade de nosso país. Estamos sucumbindo a anos, e ainda vamos passar por um evento deste porte... Aos amigos que vizualizaram este vídeo, saibam, ISSO É ROTINA NESTE PAÍS, ESTE PAÍS É UMA VERGONHA.
Brazil sério que estas aqui 🤯
Love you forefer❤️😘😍🥰
This is the best video I've seen ever!
🤦 how to drive car ?????
You Should Enter The Car And Put Your Seatbelt On And Drive A Car
That ain't what he ment @@akunaengin
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bro does not no how to drive car 😂
And once I almost seriously drowned
1:28 dodge lol
0:23 Only 1 person?
idk why
how
But a person drive in that person and ur wrong
He was the only person to have his dead body seen
You mean Bean.
VERSE 1 - Numpty, Numskull (male, brown, no spacesuit), Dummkopf (shorter)
VERSE 2 - Dippy (has a taekwondo suit), Dunce, Ms. Makeup
VERSE 3 - Mishap (tan), Granny, The Key Kid Trio, Dingy (no hat, slightly darker colored)
VERSE 4 - Bungle (want to say darker colored), Doofus, Ninny (seen in both lines 16 and 17)
VERSE 5 - Doomed
BRIDGE - Bonehead (shorter, lighter colored), Stupe (bigger, yellow, has a crown instead of a hat), Drinkley and Driveley
It's taekwondo, not karate
The “male” is completely unnecessary for “Numskull (male, brown, no spacesuit)” (I can’t seem to spell fsr)
2nd bean is calamity. Because she has brown color.
It’s Lax, not trio. I mean. No.
stupe killed granny
''stupe'' is one of the espectators in ''see your film ruined by a pretest'' in agency life
after numpty there is another driver, which would be bungle because he dies for a washing machine (like in the original dwtd)
I see lots of family influence in here. Good job guys its great:-)
🧿
niko is crying noggin and nick jr logo collection 3:01
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1:48 is pressing the red button
What's funny is it ripped from the original
There all rip offs
Frog
01:21-01:36 that's is a good musical style
REALLY IS GOOD!!!!
hello??
Why are you showing your channel name everywhere?
Porque quiere
Dats du bouty uv eht
When you're both practice to drive
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@@Bananaaddict81 40 000
It’s been years since I’ve seen this
1:57 Press F To Pay Respects
News: the guy from Get your toast out with a fork is in there, the guy from i Wonder what this red button do is in there, the guy from use your privite parts as piranha bait is in there and the guy from sell Both your kidneys on the Internet is in there.
Where
Ninny,dippy,and dunce
Lurn hao two cspel
@Nicole Mcmahon only Ninny
Actually, I see the guy from drive around the boomgates at a level crossing there as well
1:57 R.I.P Kids
Dumb ways to drive so many Dumb ways to drive Dumb ways to dr i ve so many Dumb ways to drive
They were four people were drunk 2:22 2:28 2:30
This song was sung by Saif Ali Khan
1:14 I like that part because the kids have keys
They are pretty much Lax's kids
But it's Lax Bard and Crasher!💙💚❤️
FREAKING NOSTALGIC
2:40 I don't know why but I absolutely LOVE that part
Why
@Paulina Diarte Why
@Paulina Diarte block me please
Why
@Paulina Diarte Why
Try if you can find all TheShmuz Magnet here
I'm so happy I got to see you on the show and you
Hi
Hi food you were a fan of me now I change my pfp and banner
Ok
@@Ambumaleebchannel Нι
Hi Guys
1:11 poor grandma
Fun fact: in all the dumb ways to drive characters death u can see the shmuz logo
Monster Madness i
They forgot texting
Vmj
Yeah
I argee
yeah i argee to
Yep that's true!
1:02 somebody tell me why that ladys hips are getting smaller than bigger
Shes ded
Lol JK
She was breathing
Adrien Kahlil Then why no one else?
This was my favorite especially when the vocals changed in the third verse
Aaassçsçsososooaoaoaoalala❤
1:50 oooooooooooooooooo
I make Ninny say, Doo doo
They fly
they should have had one with texting and driving
The fact that I've seen at least 3 quarters of this song happen on the roads of my city
Good voice😌
How come you didn’t do all of them?
"Colored peanuts singing about cars"
In México they look like Frijoles Pandilleros
@@Bananaaddict81 GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
This my video
@@obv1white no, its theshmuz’s video
@@abeceda103 wtf
I really love this dwtd it's like the metro one.
the vasoline bit was so funny
Michael Walters Elevators, Roblox, and More for their own car and I don't have a daughter tom
Michael Walters Elevators, Roblox, and More ghjikkk
AMAZING!!!
Have your kid sit in the front of the car
Disobey all road signs displayed
Fall asleep while behind the wheel
Speed over the legal limit
Dumb ways to drive
Too many dumb ways to drive
Dumb ways to drive
Too many dumb, too many dumb ways to drive~
Guys, help me extend this song as long as possible, thanks!
That doesnt ryhme
It dose ryhme
And distractions. Don't forget distractions. This one time I saw a driver eating Greek yogurt. The kind with fruit on the bottom. Dude, there's no possible way to eat that without being distracted.
a sua
Crash head on with another car
Don't forget about that flat wheels
getting crushed by a semi truck
be patient when you are in a traffic jam
Dumb ways to drive so many dumb ways to drive x2
Jump off a ramp and fell off
don't let the engine overheat
don't get too close to a burning car
doing karate on top of a car
dumb ways to drive so many dumb ways to drive x2
speeding and get fined by a cop
forgot to close the sunroof
your fuel is more than a aircon
remember that drink and drive doesn't mix
dumb ways to drive so many dumb ways to drive x2
Your car got stolen
don't fall sleep at the steering wheel
your car key is inside your car
getting chased by a police car
dumb ways to drive so many dumb ways to drive x2 (Stop for a moment)
haven't use your car for decades
crushing your car by a crusher
Stucking your flatbed truck on the railway
create a pileup of just a falling car wheel
crashing your car into a house they might not rhyme but they are possibly
the dumbest ways to drive the dumbest ways to drive x2
Take the oncoming lane on the interstate
Reverse on a one-way street
0:36 The man from Use your private part as piranha Bait
U mean dippy?
Dpipy
@@spectralbypassfailure532typo nigum
1:49 WATCH OUT THE CAR IS ABOUT TO BE ROCKET
3:13 It killed Drinkley!
2:32 they may not rhyme? If you listened they did
Hughie its the same word idiot "over"
Gleaming uh your wrong
1:28 voice changes
It’s the vocals 😂😂😂
Great video!
Pratice Takwando As In Cruise is LOL😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
verse 1:
calamity
verse 2:
hapless (female)
dippy
verse 3:
mishap (orange)
bungle (grandma)
lax
lax
lax
normal mishap
verse 4:
ninny
verse 5:
doofus
lax
lax
Sorry I forgot purple mishap
haha lol my brother had a heart attack cuz it was so funny ! XD
Why would you use potatoes as crash test dummies?!?!? YOU SIR ARE SO CRUEL!
Hahahahahahaha
The potato liked it. He seems really happy when he was singing.
XD
Lol.
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1:36 First on a one way street
It's reverse
I love this
This dumb ways to drive
@MibTubers The BLUE fox NO U
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@This Channel Does not exist. znzjkzzk
Y no✌🏽
He has a nice singing voice.
It’s a male voice.
i like
when the day is over do not drive .
Not quite
Night
No no:(no
SOVer soVEr
Trees Houses the badge Guy ending explained everything entertainment
How are the lyrics?
First comment
The lyrics are good r/youngpeopleyoutube
Am I the only one seeing this or did that dark yellow bean with the orange sun glasses at the end change from a ninny shape into a lax shape
I WONDER WHATS THIS RED BUTTON DO? He said that in such a weird way
ill cheack
No its just his voice
0:47 - Take the oncoming lane on the interstate
So funny the video. Loved it, like it. BTW video so awesome!!?!!?!
I wonder what the full lyrics are
One of my teachers must drive like all of those Characters!!
My Favorite One Is the Brown one
The brown one names in camality
POV: don’t hug me I’m scared
Im confused
1 week ago this was marked for kid
And then i checked back later and this is no longer marked that
Bruh, UA-cam sucks.