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- Опубліковано 23 вер 2024
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6:07 assuming 2 weeks of vacation per year, that job pays 3 cents per hour.
or 1.74 with no vacations. for 7.19 years of work per week.
@@Cassxowary and that's how we get a 20 year old with 21 years of experience
To be fair, we watch our dogs go to the bathroom. They're just returning the favor. Buddy system!
The jack that smiles back
goldfish
ballsack
@@muffer62816 fuck you beat me to it
I hope that "lack of action man" doll is real because a lot of people would love that!
I think it’s from a person (idk pronouns) called “obvious plant”. They make these super realistic supermarket toys all the time but they’re all fake :/
@@Iamsilly895 aw man LOL that would be a cool doll for people
00:14 steering wheel pancake :D
steering wheel pankcake :D
steering wheel pancake :D
steering wheel pancake :D
cease
Steering wheel pancake :D
Cobra chickens are the scariest animals on earth. They can fly, they can run, they can swim. And worst of all, THEY HAVE TEETH.
What
@@GeckoTech_Engineergeese
And none of those are actually their most dangerous weapon...
Cobra Chickens can EASILY break bones with a wing swat...
Personally, I'd rather deal with a hundred Australian Danger Noodles than one North American Cobra Chicken...
😄😁😆😅😂🤣
if you think they’re the scariest animals on earth, just wait until you hear about humans and your actions!
@@HappilyHomicidalHooligangood to know, HappilyHomicidalHooligan…
I almost had a heart attack when Robin couldn't remember the title of "Cabin in the Woods." It is also one of *my* favorite movies.
My mother was in that movie. She wasn’t in a big part, but she was included
@@Luigi_the_Ghostbuster What was her role??
@@miabuck5172 Never mind, I got it mixed up. She was in a different movie
7:56 you know what? with this housing market ill deal with the horror movie aspect...
06:02 So quick math on this. $110,000 ÷ 52 workweeks per year is about $2,115 per week. But you're going to lose roughly 21% to taxes, deductions, insurance, etc. So that's $1,671 per week.
If they're asking for 63,000 hours per week... you're getting paid $0.026 per hour.
And since 63,000 hours is 375 weeks, you have to break time itself to even get that.
1 minute and there are already bots saying it’s a good video
1:07 couldn’t they just, lock the door?
4:08 Damn, 15 drug charges?
6:51 that person should really clean their gutters
13:32 no
3:59 it's always the ones you least expect.
Love your voice acting robin! Wish i would hear you in a main stream show in near future. Good luck in your journey!
I used to have a photo of a finch that landed just slightly behind a Superman head-cut-out stand…
So it looked like Superman’s head was just a widely disproportioned finch’s head.
This is a real funny lmao awsomesauce lol moment
haha ye its so coolbeans funny lmao lol
I've not heard such a sentence since I was 25
I'm now 43
13:14
I showed my mom this and explained we are short people and she said and I quote "he needs to think smart about it take him out by the knees"
I said"mom no that's cheating!" She said "only if you get caught" I'm like "mom Noooo!😭😭"
8:09 but seriously, i swear cats always do that creepy head tilt thing, no matter how friendly they are.
1:16 He's not making sure you're not dead...
Look at the Shocked Horror in that eye...
If he could talk, he'd be screaming
WHAT ARE YOU DOING? I DRINK OUT OF THAT!!!
😄😁😆😅😂🤣
11:44, this is such a common acurrance in turkey. like 1 in 2 restaurants have a cat walking round. Also that sign reads “Scan the Qr code to look at the menu” which is assholic because 90% of the menu is usually unrelated ads
time stamp 4:25
I am not from Florida, I am offended and am going to mail you a Alligator.
1:08 He's making sure you're not dead, so he can do it himself 😆
3:30
Me: *spit take*
Cup of coffee: WTF is the matter with you?!
tbh the air mattress i used for when i was at a hotel and there was only two beds (me my mom and sibling shared the room) it was for some reason comfy to sleep on
1:04 can’t pee in peece, missed an opportunity
They actually had a fun photo booth at my aunt's wedding. I wasn't there as only the siblings were invited (understandably so as they are 7 siblings alone on her side). But there's a photo of my bald dad wearing a wig that is super funny. He has gone bald for years at this point and seeing him with a cheap colorful plastic wig is ridiculously funny.
Someone needs to not steal that Mario, and steal Robin a good air mattress instead 😭
4:49 Well that was suspiciously specific, Robin, are you ok?
the fuck your diet restaurant is in my town💀 it was a pizza hut before lmao
I mistook Robin's kitchen for B Dylan Hollis's and I nearly started screaming.
2:10 Fish.
FISH
fish
Fish.
Fish
Fish
13:03 this is how it feels to be a wing defense in Netball while also being 5'2"
5:25 This is the squeaker of most Bark Box toys. Gerald knows this because Gerald’s dog, Sam, loves to rip apart his toys he gets. No matter what toy it is.
5:03 , as someone who used to work at Home Depot I saw stuff like this all the time
On one hand I applaud their effort, and think it should be fine as long as it’s tied properly and they don’t hit anything backing out of the spot. On the other hand they are literally in front of a building where they can (probably) rent a truck or a van for the day.
2:09 NOOO GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY SKIN GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
fish
9:20 nah there is some decent air mattresses I've used some pretty good ones that are decently comfortable and they had all the air in em when I woke up
8:43 It’s nice knowing I’m not the only one who thinks it looks like he’s pole dancing.
1:20 not the eye😂😂😂😂
13:09 When you play basketball with Mr Shakedown
“I ❤ jet noise” bumper stickers are popular around Virginia Beach, where jets only rarely crash into urban neighborhoods, and tourists are compelled to run for their lives just from the sound of low-flying military jets.
Those banana comics sure as hell is giving r/pointlessly gendered
I like these new videos :)
7:24 spitting straight facts
The dog looking into the bathroom must be called Johnny
The Paradise one jumpscared me because I was JUST in Las Vegas for my birthday
Aside from paradise, las vegas, i don't really get the joke, if there really is one. Also, glad you visited vegas. I currently live there.
@@thebeardedbrony9586 the joke is someone found paradise (not the location, but what the word used to name the location means) and demolished it to turn it into a parking lot and now nobody can enjoy it
Drumsticks 🥁
7:16 I was puzzled about this for a few years now. It's just crazy.
The only thing Lack of Action Man would be saving is batteries so he dosen’t have to get up to recharge his remote
To be fair to 'not an apple pie', the ingredients make it sound like its supposed to be cashews that are spiced to taste like apple pie.
11:26 yes it is we are having one at my wedding this summer lol
I recognized the awful Amazon/Chinese brand name on the mattress, lol. I had some cat fountains from them once.
Air is underneath you
"We're all about kummin'" Robin, 2024
damn mario working pole good
UA-cam marked this in the “Stupidity” category on my recommended page.
That air mattress is so comfortable it’s like laying on air
Also @ about 10:08 - they paved Paradise and put up a parking lot (from the song)?
This is the Unorthodox Unlicensed Unregistered Penguin Therapist. I am honored to be in this video. If you ever want my services, I am more than happy to do a zoom session. :)
1:18 his look of pure sorrow I can't
What's with all those weird comics of those apples? They aren't funny
shut up
/j
Yea, agreed
great opinion
Note: Fruitbombcomics is anti-trans enough where he made a comic mocking trans people. (Made a comic about the banana character saying she was blue and the apple was chastised for calling her yellow. I asked in the comments what it meant and the creator replied to everyone but me, and other people replied “if he told you you’d want him to get canceled! 😂 😂 😂 “ )
3:43 Someone stole some of the letters off of a Dunkin sign in my down, so it said "[town name] un n" instead, but you can easily spell "Boob" with some of the letters from our town's name and that was left completely untouched. Why settle for "Dik".
"what if you hate yourself?"
*Doom music intensifies*
Fascinating
5:20 my teacher has this exact same dog toy to get our attention
To be fair, shouldn’t we be paying Mario in coins though?
As a Mario fan, this thumbnail looks sick
3:53 I dare him to do that
That thumbnail had me rolling in the floor laughing for some reason
WAIT ROBIN LIKES CABIN IN THE WOODS? :O
don’t be shy, let the geese inside 😈
8:46 I want one of those
8:06 I grew up next to an Air Force base honestly jet noise sounds good to me
10:30 How to summon the entire TouHou fanbase
12:04 i think this is the next DHMIS teacher.
13:07 why does that guy look like DK Metcalf and where is this since there's kids right there
"We're all about kummin'" 💀💀
You never fill an air mattress to fully inflated,, always leave a little space for air to move inside the mattress while you move on it
It also makes it feel a lot better to lay on
The jokes are less funny when you're looking at me. I like my disjointed comedies.
Crystal Mathvin was on Judge Judy many years ago. I paused the tv when her name was listed on the screen, took a picture and laughed until I almost peed.
Emkay
13 minutes of meme, 13 days ago as I'm writing this
R.I.P kum & go I would take a sign
11:34 This is turkish. Translation: Scan your QR code to review our menu. You're welcome.
8:45 - would've it harder if they handed mario gold coins instead
The woman at the end died on August 9, 2022. The exact day my daughter was born. Now going to claim she is the reincarnation of this random old lady.
9:29. Mr Lovin Potter
I've had good air mattresses. We paid a lot for them, but they kept their air for a week and we'd use them for camping.
The total like count is 666 and I ain’t changing it
@EmKay. I thought the same thing. Either drumsticks for playing drums, or drumstick ice cream
For some reason I assumed the doll was gonna be a dead baby
11:14 please never call it "The Juice" again.
THERE IS STILL A KUM AND GO THATS STILL RUNNING IN ARKANSAS:)
i tried the gold fish sushi for beginners once it tasted delicous
0:00 borne
all I remember about St. Augustine from a field trip there in fourth grade was that there were a lot of homeless people and by the time we got back to school the entire bus started chanting *WE MADE IT OUT ALIVE*
Nice
8:46 Mia Mamma! That’s a spicy picture of a beloved-a mascot! Looks-a like-a the princess wasn’t-a hot enough for him. That, or the Mario Bros.-a plumbing-a didn’t do so well.
(Mi scuso se qualche italiano trova offensivo questo commento e sì, ho dovuto usare Google Translate per questo.)
08:33 - Bee movie
i love tihS posting
Professor jiggly looks like catnap from poppy playtime
3:58
That some very unfortunate Nominative Determinism...
11:40 That cat looks like the cat from the meme.
Cats are all over memes especially Turkish cats like this
Which one are we talking about
@@Kabukkafa He kinda looks like the cat that the lady is mad at.