My biggest issue with GCN Peach Beach is I cannot unsee how phallic that one weird pink rock formation looks. Someone DEFINITELY did that on purpose hoping nobody would notice.
Woah! I remember u were at 2k subscribers, I look down to see something like 3k but instead I see 14k! 7 times I was expecting u to be. It actually took my breath. Your channel is growing and you deserve every single subscriber. Hard work pays off, u have just shown me that. IM ACTUALLY SO PROUD OF YOU KEEP IT UP!
I always love how you use melee ost for your mario kart wii videos because I genuinely love both of these games more then the others in their respective series
You spent too many hours settling for bad alignments just to get good at aligning quickly. Even your successful attempt was misaligned and just BARELY worked. I'd suggest putting an emphasis on alignment for future wallclip glitches
I agree. It wasn't until after I set the time that I realized I was trying to shroom, wheelie, and hold left at the same time instead of wheelie, then shroom, then hold left, then nosedive. This led to me going for weird alignments and it's probably why it took so long to actually make it. But hey, lesson learned.
You know, maybe there is a life lesson in here about still trying to go over the invisible wall no matter how many times you get quacked hahaha. Love your videos this is great!!!
Good seeing you returning to this series, have a great day man, wish you the best of luck! Remember that you’re a Mario Kart Wii God and you always will be! ❤
I watched the full video and not gonna lie, your attempts at the stop and alignment method were way off, you should watch raf guy's tutorial too see how he does it, if you want to improve this then I'd also recommend trying to replicate how the WR does it (but not as fast because that makes it harder obviously)
My PB on this track is a terrible first glitch followed by going for a 2/3 for fun and landing. I panicked so hard i only got a 1:08 which you can beat with a single fast glitch.
I'm going to try recreating MK64 in minecraft Step 1: add "DK Jungle Parkway map" to my search history on my phone. Step 2: convince my sister to let me use her laptop to play minecraft. Mission Failed
14:00 he must like that food edit: 15:20 i noticed something like that one of the first times i played the game (around 2016-2017) about ds delfino square having the same first letters of both words the same as the platform i put this in way too many words
depends how u define glitch. the bcwii glitch is often called a glitch because it is but it doesnt skip and kcp. some tracks u can skip kcps and its slower. some tracks have multiple different glitches
There's not really one place to find them all, but here's the one I used if you're interested in playing this. cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/662764744108670988/776897153545142292/License1_GCNPeachBeach.rkg
Its back! I love these videos. They have so much tought put into it and uhh look at the shape of the pink rock😏😏😏😏 (ik its a pp(dont ban me for saying that) (i love ur vids) and uhh if i tried it would take the same amount of minutes as the number of the speed of light
you can easily do mushroom gorge in about 15 mins of attempts. Coconut mall oob also has some easy setups. I prefer the drive off the gray ramp into the railing
@@qinram I tried mushroom gorge for about 30 minutes and watched videos over and over and saw the alignments, saw what buttons they press, and still cannot get it, I’m not super good at mkw, but it’s so much fun
@@beanzard64 oh I guess I misunderstood. I thought you were practicing the shortcut until you got it down then going for your goal time in a separate race. I understand now.
Hey uh. Not all wallclips are the same. Not all glitches are the same as others. You spent the entire time doing it entirely incorrectly. Next time watch the inputs of someone who does the strat consistently
Clicked the video, saw your pinned comment, scrolled a bit, realized you’re a troll, decided to block your channel. I’m sure I’m not alone. I’ll find this out from info elsewhere instead.
I love cataquacks.
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Yikes! You must have taken a long fall to land all the way down here! Before you begin your journey back to the actual video playing at the top of the page, let me offer you the free gift of a subscription to a UA-cam channel with a growing library of Mario Kart Wii content.
ua-cam.com/users/beanzard64
Same
Same
What a garbage comment
No one is gonna scroll so far they suffer from the sunk cost fallacy my guy
Me too
I foolishly pressed Read more.
thanks for letting me use this alignment ghost!
*completely disregards the ghost's alignment*
didnt he try to do it
@@DarthSkril he was always way behind it.
Every time I see these ultra shortcut video I always questioned how these short cuts were even discovered in the first place
My biggest issue with GCN Peach Beach is I cannot unsee how phallic that one weird pink rock formation looks. Someone DEFINITELY did that on purpose hoping nobody would notice.
What, the dink arch?
@@cvp5882 YES
What arch?
its just a rock
Yeah definitely looks like a big 🅱️enis, lmao they knew exactly what they were doing
I watched this entire video in 3 minutes and it is indeed amazing
8:43 LMAO perfect timing for that goofy alarm
It was fun to watch and interesting to see how you go about getting the clip ^^
(Also the quacked counter was important thank you)
Glad you liked it!
Every time the Quacked Counter increased I laughed a bit because of the quack sound effect!
8:40 not the goofy ahh alarm 😭
cool video tho! I'm enjoying seeing you make progress on these difficult ultra-shortcuts, its fun to watch!
Thank you!
Woah! I remember u were at 2k subscribers, I look down to see something like 3k but instead I see 14k! 7 times I was expecting u to be. It actually took my breath. Your channel is growing and you deserve every single subscriber. Hard work pays off, u have just shown me that. IM ACTUALLY SO PROUD OF YOU KEEP IT UP!
Same
Thank you so much man! Your support means a lot, I really appreciate it
Same here!
bean man
One tip: When aligning with an alignment ghost, watch the shadow of the bike 🙃
I always love how you use melee ost for your mario kart wii videos because I genuinely love both of these games more then the others in their respective series
You spent too many hours settling for bad alignments just to get good at aligning quickly. Even your successful attempt was misaligned and just BARELY worked. I'd suggest putting an emphasis on alignment for future wallclip glitches
I agree. It wasn't until after I set the time that I realized I was trying to shroom, wheelie, and hold left at the same time instead of wheelie, then shroom, then hold left, then nosedive. This led to me going for weird alignments and it's probably why it took so long to actually make it. But hey, lesson learned.
@@beanzard64You're super underrated, you inspired me to start playing Mario Kart Wii!
@@_Crown. That's so awesome, I'm glad to hear it! Thank you
Oh hello there
Bro left a whole ass review
You know, maybe there is a life lesson in here about still trying to go over the invisible wall no matter how many times you get quacked hahaha. Love your videos this is great!!!
Thank you!
PLEASE make more of these, they are so much fun to watch
Ya
Thank you! I intend to
@@beanzard64you should try the ghost valley 2 double clip glitch
Sounds like a super exciting series! Can’t wait to see more down the road!
Thank you!
I love the "Quacked Counter".
Good seeing you returning to this series, have a great day man, wish you the best of luck! Remember that you’re a Mario Kart Wii God and you always will be! ❤
At some point i stopped watching for the glitch.. and started watching while waiting for the next quack
You and Troy have inspired me to play Mario kart wii more at friends’ houses and hopefully soon get a Wii U!
I'm glad you've been enjoying the game!
That Cataquack was out for blood.
Ooh boy! A 28 minute video about how to do the peach beach glitch? Hmmm let me grab the popcorn.
Funny you say that because I'm literally eating popcorn while watching this
I love that you used the Earthbound music from smash for most of this video. 😊
I watched the full video and not gonna lie, your attempts at the stop and alignment method were way off, you should watch raf guy's tutorial too see how he does it, if you want to improve this then I'd also recommend trying to replicate how the WR does it (but not as fast because that makes it harder obviously)
Yeah, I unfortunately didn't catch on until after setting the last time but I see where I was off in terms of the no-stop.
as a fellow MKWII enjoyer, i too struggle with doing these glitches even with help from alignment ghosts
My PB on this track is a terrible first glitch followed by going for a 2/3 for fun and landing. I panicked so hard i only got a 1:08 which you can beat with a single fast glitch.
Additionally, my glitch times for sherbet land and dkjp were both the slowest ones recorded which beat the no glitch wr. Basically the goat of driving
Still, a 2/3 is incredibly impressive. Do you think you'll ever try to improve it?
@@beanzard64 maybe, but i can't really play in my college dorm room now so i'll have to wait until summer
I feel like you should have just made sure you could actually hit it first vefore practicing fast alignment
hearing you say "amybe i need to go at it more directly" while you were completely out of the alignment ghost was so frustrating.
I swear, if this trick requires floating point precision...
You have become my favorite mkwii youtuber and have inspired me to hombrew my wii
That means so much to me! Hope you enjoy your Wii
Thanks so much and you’re welcome!
unsure if you were trying to clip the tree's hitbox or the cataquacks'
I'm going to try recreating MK64 in minecraft
Step 1: add "DK Jungle Parkway map" to my search history on my phone.
Step 2: convince my sister to let me use her laptop to play minecraft.
Mission Failed
The cataquacks love you fr
Neat, thank you algorithm
Time to binge the series
Hope you enjoy (-:
“DKJP > DKSC” is a wild wolf name
It was interesting and entertaining to watch this ! Well done
Thank you!
You even added a Cataquack counter lmao😭
Mario kart wii is filled to the brim with glitchy shortcuts
True statement
i have watched 2 seconds of this video and i can confirm this was a good video😊
Love the music you chose for the video
tree that makes you go boing
wake up, new beanzard64 video dropped
it's a friday night let me sleep
Yo it’s the coconut mall goat
Bean is the best Mario Kart Wii UA-camr ever +1 subscriber!
Thank you so much man! I'm glad you enjoyed
Drinking game:
Take a drink every time he says “invisible wall”
I think this video is better titled ‘The glitch that broke Bean’
Very epic, nice job! This one is definitely frustrating
Thank you!
Honestly might try doing this myself after watching this.
You should! It takes a while, but it's a satisfying one to pull off.
Stand proud Bean. You clipped!
i actually love this series
Thanks! I'm glad you like it
0:00 Wait a minute! That's not Mario Kart, that's Super Mario 64!
Amazing,I want that wii cup
You deserve at least 250,000 subscribers
Thank you bro
Glad this is continuing!
8:42 IS THAT THE CUCKOO CLOCK ALARM ☠☠
It's technically called "Piano Riff"
Please Parkway next PLEASE
That one intimidates me, but it's on the list
took me so long to do this one
14:00 he must like that food
edit: 15:20 i noticed something like that one of the first times i played the game (around 2016-2017) about ds delfino square having the same first letters of both words the same as the platform i put this in way too many words
The next time you stream MKW you should host a 24 player room.
Beanzard is super underrated, i tought he had some hundred thousand subs or something!
Thank you! I appreciate your support
I think bean and troy should do a video together. but still a great vid as all was
Now do it twice in the same run.
I've been working on that, hopefully I will soon
How much VR does the average Mario Kart Wii Player have?
Ultra short cuz be like
SO TRUE
I love content like this
Thanks for letting me know! I'm glad you liked it
Continue the great content. Love- Isaac
Thank you, Isaac!
Do I recognize some Eternal Sonata at the last minute of the video?
Yep!
Yo! can you do a mario circuit glitch gauntlet?
I wonder how many glitches are in this game
Only SNES MC3 doesn't have a glitch shortcut
depends how u define glitch. the bcwii glitch is often called a glitch because it is but it doesnt skip and kcp. some tracks u can skip kcps and its slower. some tracks have multiple different glitches
@@vincenzofranchelli2201 There is a TAS only 150cc ultra that skip 40-50% of the track
@@atomik4065 ye ik i that but it was the easiest example to give of a glitch that isnt a glitch. DKS also has a "glitch" but no ultra
really good video! :D
Thank you!
Congrats
Thank you!
How many times did you throw your controller at your screen? jk nice video as always.
Finally a new video ! 💪✝️✝️
10:12 what's the music?
MOTHER (Bein' Friends) - Super Smash Bros. Brawl
*Funky Kong Gorilla Grunts*
brendan sheffield of insert credit is that you
Lets goo glitches
Bon bon video when?
This track is the best because of our lords and saviors the cataquacks
How do you get practice ghosts
There's not really one place to find them all, but here's the one I used if you're interested in playing this.
cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/662764744108670988/776897153545142292/License1_GCNPeachBeach.rkg
@@beanzard64 thank you, and I can’t with to see more of this series
How doesn’t he get super frustrated
Bean do you use a real Wii? or dolphin
I use a real Wii.
Its back! I love these videos. They have so much tought put into it and uhh look at the shape of the pink rock😏😏😏😏 (ik its a pp(dont ban me for saying that) (i love ur vids) and uhh if i tried it would take the same amount of minutes as the number of the speed of light
The only shortcuts I can do is grumble, and warriors gold mine like 1 every 4 times lol, I also have no access to online
you can easily do mushroom gorge in about 15 mins of attempts. Coconut mall oob also has some easy setups. I prefer the drive off the gray ramp into the railing
@@qinram I tried mushroom gorge for about 30 minutes and watched videos over and over and saw the alignments, saw what buttons they press, and still cannot get it, I’m not super good at mkw, but it’s so much fun
you did good bro😄😄😄
Thank you!
get quacked lmao
Why restart the race after missing the jump once? Couldnt you just try again?
I could, but with how long it would take to go back and realign, the shortcut wouldn't end up saving time.
@@beanzard64 oh I guess I misunderstood. I thought you were practicing the shortcut until you got it down then going for your goal time in a separate race. I understand now.
can you do GV2 Glitch?
Maybe someday!
do it for both laps 1 and 2 now
I farted
awesome
Hi
Only 10 hours is extremely impressive - if I were to try this I would estimate more towards the hundreds of hours
It isn't quite as bad as it looks
@@beanzard64 thats the thing with wallclip glitches - they are never as hard as they look - they are much, much harder
-lol-
Why even download the alignment ghost if you aren't even going to use it?
pb on pb
wait don't forget j
Hey uh. Not all wallclips are the same. Not all glitches are the same as others. You spent the entire time doing it entirely incorrectly. Next time watch the inputs of someone who does the strat consistently
the
73kth viewer!!!!
Thanks for watching!
Clicked the video, saw your pinned comment, scrolled a bit, realized you’re a troll, decided to block your channel. I’m sure I’m not alone. I’ll find this out from info elsewhere instead.
Ree?