If the NFL Was Scripted: 2024 Offseason
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- Опубліковано 15 вер 2024
- Before the NFL Season begins, let's check in with the Script Writer and see how each team's offseason went.
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Subscribe or the Strouds will remember that...
Also I'll get rid of the blue light for the next vid.
Fear the Strouds…
Yesss, Colonel Grossi! Will be sharing to get more people liking and subscribing to appease the Strouds!
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I KNEW THE STROUDS DID IT!!!!!!!!!!
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The Strouds are fast becoming the arch villains of the Scriptwriter universe
@@jimc.goodfellas They're the Anti-Chiefs dynasty team.
You misspelled "heroes."
Chiefs Kingdom 3 Peat
And so it goes with most cults. They are from Texas after all…🔥
@@RedKingdom28that will not happen
5:03 “Did we just convict the wrong man… Ah it’s fine it’s the cowboys” 😂😂😂
Best line haha
There are no innocent cowboys
😂😂😂😂😂
"Hey that sounds personal" "It is. I do not like you!"
Can all of you do quotes from last season's scripts?
RICKY PEARSALL LORE IS WILD
I’m happy he’s recovering well but this is actually insane
Yeah, I would like a behind the scenes reaction to Tom brain storming this script and realizing how it's playing out!
Texans or "Strouds" totally were responsible for Ricky Pearsall
Obviously, Ricky being okay is the only reason I connected the dots for the lore to work.
Going back to that Draft video, it just fit so well. So then it was about actually not confirming that the Strouds had anything to do with it, but the implication itself just matched with the Draft video to an insane amount.
It’s funny how Tom has no power over anything that happens… yet fate always makes it seem like he does😂
49ers: W H Y ?
Script writer: ... You're gonna have to be more specific
LMAO 🤣🤣🤣
Wow. Every line. Going for the funny bone at every opportunity.
And no mention of Trent Williams holding out LONGER than BA.
*ALL SUMMER*
I came here to say this, but I knew it my heart it had already been said😂
“Aaron run protect your Achilles” lol it got me 😂
Fr
Same. I laughed so loud
Jets allegedly have a defense. But rate their O-line. Is there a Christan Darrisaw?
"When I said be like Aaron I don't mean _that_ !" 😅😢
@@TheEDFLegacy 😂
The fact that on a shoestring budget, Tom has created a cinematic universe that is more compelling, cohesive and coherent than anything Disney, Warner Brothers or any major Hollywood studio have put out in years speaks volumes.
Big facts. I actually went back to watch previous years content purely for the enjoyment of watching Tom make masterpieces. Here's to 40 more years of content.
Exactly.
The MCU and DCEU are dead. But we'll always have the Scriptverse
Packers:"He offered me drugs in the parking lot" 😂😂😂
who took wildflower's drugs
Who offered the drugs?
As a Cowboys fan, I almost need those drugs to get over disappointment year after year of getting close to being a good team and then falling apart when it matters.
@@gazin1065cowboys
@@gazin1065 I read this in WIldflower's voice. The only voice when drugs are involved.
The Strouds putting a hit out on Pearsall was the twist we weren't expecting but absolutely needed
The Strouds “remembered” Ricky Pearsall. That’s terrifying.
And I think the Strouds gave me covid this week, too. How dare they.
Of course the Strouds didn't actually do it, but the fact that the other think it is perfect enough.
Are you sure it wasn't the Cowboys?
@@Juice1984I blame the Cowboys
@@Juice1984it wasn’t the Cowboys.
My team did nothing in the offseason.
Literally.
That sucks. Get better ASAP
“Did we just convict the wrong man? Nah, it’s the Cowboys!”
As an Eagles fan here, *chefs kiss*
Oh, I can imagine! The delicious malice!
The Strouds have officially entered their villain arc vs. my Cowboys
I’m always on the strouds side, bring it on
See you can't ever be a villain against the cowboys. So Strouds are the hero we need
@@Shaceish The 49ers beg to differ.
Texas has only ONE football team.... *Kingdom starts playing*
ironic we play you guys in a few months 😂
The Strouds do not forgive, the Strouds do not forget. The Strouds remember everything.
This brought a smile to my face after a rough day, Tom. Tysvm. 😊😊😊
To hell with "forgive and forget". WE ARE THE STROUDS.
THAT WHOLE RICKY PEARSALL BIT WAS DARK BUT ALSO HILLARIOUSLY FUNNY 😭🤣
👀 THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE TEAM IN TEXAS 👀
"Did we convict the wrong man... it doesn't matter its the Cowboys." 😂🤣😂🤣
The TGSWU (Tom Grossi Script Writer Universe) is entertaining me more than the MCU has in years.
Some call it "an acquired taste". But it is like my favorite restaurants. No disappointments.
Game of Thrones has nothing on this.
"You didn't"
"No, I didn't!"
That convo was very reminiscent of the South Saga intervention episode, including that exact line too. Also the callbacks in the episode 💀
I really need to go back and watch the earlier seasons, I came in with the North Saga and was HOOKED
The cowboys also offered me drugs in the parking lot.
Get in line.
@@Hornsfan64 I was here first
And they weren’t even good drugs, they were that scramble shit from Texas
Is this the 1990 Cowboys?
I love flashbacks. Especially because he doesn't know the future context when he films the original one
The mics look like flashing shock collars. 😂
Yeah I'll kill that light before the next one
@@TomGrossiComedy The Strouds or Go Pack Go? Choose one:
Everyone is wearing a wire just in case.
Nah Mr.G, you’re a writer. Write it into the universe. Refs sleep gassed everyone sometime after pre-season week 3, installed the collars, and bolted before they woke up. All to control their reaction to the new rules for the season, various ensuing bad calls during pivotal games, and paving the way for the Chiefs 3-peat, that NO ONE IS UPSET ABOUT, CAUSE HOW COOL IS THAT THOUGH, RIGHT…? RIIIIIGHT?!?!⚡️⚡️
Suggesting this, though in reality I tend to root for the Niners more often than not.😬
@@DarkcIoud1111. You need to get the Cowboys confession on tape.
3:16 GROSSI SAW THE FUTURE
“Aaron! RUN! PROTECT YOUR ACHILLIES” 😂
The Strouds will remember that. XD
took me OUT 😂😂😂
This line!! Perfection!!
Wow Tom. The Strouds are turning into a dark Sopranos saga and I’m all in for it!! 🤩😍😉😅
Cowboys: "You said we were gonna cook"
Script Writer: "No, I said you were getting DALVIN Cook"
LOL!
And I like the connections and flashbacks to previous videos.
One time Viking RB. Now Tom knows Aaron Jones waits for the Pack. Tom can only hope his team DOESN'T face a good run game.
Strouds is my favorite character in the Grossi Extended Universe
Me to😂😂😂
Strouds are the best character he's invented yet. Haunting.
(Niners fan)
As a Strouds fan, I approve of this message.
The Strouds are starting their villain arc, not only in the Scriptwriters’ universe, but also on the football field.
Also you should get one of the new Strouds jerseys. Why, because the Strouds will remember this.
Are The Strouds Macbeth?
YESSSSS!!! The wrestling SCRIPT WRITER WITH THE CAMEO!!! Let’s go!!!!!
"did we just convict the wrong man, that's fine, it's the Cowboys" and once again, more pure gold from Tom
“All in is someone watching Wrestling up there”😂😂
5:30 Sorry Strouds but I was already subbed to Tom before (Although if I could unsub then resub and it'd count as a new subscription I'd 100% do that lol)
THE STROUDS WILL REMEMBER EVERYTHING
The Strouds never forget!
@@ryanjuanico4498 NO WE DONT
THEY ALWAYS DO.
I’m just waiting for the Texans to implode. The fans hype is at an all time high, it would be such a Texans thing for Stroud to get injured or for them to fall apart this year
@@ElectronFieldPulse Let me enjoy this peace for a little while longer.
I live for unhinged psychopath Strouds. I’m so glad we’re back baby
These are quickly becoming my favorite Grossi vids.
I spend SO much time finding more episodes! This series is genius!
As a Niner fan, that offseason was one of the most stressful and frustrating ever😭🙏 JUST WAIT FOR NEXT SEASON TOO, ITS GONNA BE EVEN WORSE.
There is no next season as far as I'm concerned. On the bright side, SF has the most free cap space rn
On the one hand my Aiyuk to Pittsburgh pipe dream is officially dead, but on the other hand seeing y'all have several years taken off your lifespans was worth it.
Sincerely,
An Eagles fan
They shouldn’t have given in
Hahaha… it’s cute you think SF is gonna have cap after extending Purdy.
Paying aiyuk almost certainly means deebo leaving and that makes me incredibly upset
Every year it just gets more exciting.
WE BACK BABY!
Yessir
The Strouds framing the Cowboys is the drug that I never thought I would get high on.
As a titan fan the script writer is what the media has be about us during the offseason 0:21
49ers: why must we have the offseason from hell??
Vikings:😐😐😐
Seriously, we had a rookie fucking die.
@@chrisjacobsen7265 Was that also true of the Vikings" I get mixed up.
@@JimMork-r9u R.I.P. Khyree Jackson
@@chrisjacobsen7265 The Strouds! Obviously. If The Strouds want The Purple to be wrecked, it will happen. The Strouds CAUSED Kirk to injure himself!
@@JimMork-r9u I have seen the failure of my ways. I can only hope our dear Lord C.J. can give me his forgiveness
"Did someone say All-In, are you talking about wrestling" 😂😂
"There can only be one team in Texas".....LOL
Scriptwriter is legendary.
kitty goes meow
Lmao not a chance
@@bsmith8943 Bengals have a better chance than the Cowboys, Titans, Texans, Jets, Patriots, or Dolphins. At least they can make it into the playoffs.
@@mc-rn8ro dont forget the steelers..................i miss being relevent
Unironically cooler than Who-dey?
Please Tom, do pro wrestling content too. So much fun!
As a Niner fan, I'm not okay with convicting the wrong person... unless it's the cowboys.
And as a Lions fan, you have my full support ✊
I think every NFL fan will be in full support
Cumboys
It’s part of the
FAITHFUL contract.
This is by far the best series on UA-cam. If you aren't a football fan you still need to watch for the drama! I'm so happy it's back!
What does Packast have next? Subscribe and become on of Tom's million subs.
This was some of the best writing and callbacks I’ve ever seen on your channel. You’re gettin good, Tom!
Tom Grossi you did it again!!! We Remebered!!!! 😂😂😂😂
1:55 “Aaron!! Run!! Protect your Achilles.”
Lmao 😆😆😆😆😆😂😂😂😂😂
I’m a Jets fan and I think that’s funny😂😂
I was dying at that part 😂
In his best Kermit the Frog/Juden Peterstein voice
3:00 the LOOOOOORE 😂
You are insane 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂the strouds wanted Ricky persals
I figured I'd see the Scriptwriter kidney punch the Vikings from behind and then just keep kicking them while they're down for 5 minutes.
When do The Strouds weigh in on The Purple in place of Tom. Packast is very mailicious about the Vikings (kinda odd for a team with THREE titles to Vikings zero). I'm ready for The Strouds to slam Kevin O'Connell.
The strouds
Los Tejanos de Stroud. (Spanish for The Strouds.)
Will blow up the earth 😂
@jmrgg3669, are you Spanish? 😂
The Strouds will remember that.
Will remember that
The NFL gave the Commanders VP of content a pretty wild script.
Bears: _walk in wearing shades & drinking starbucks_ “Hey guys what’s going on, you boys have a good offseason?”
Vikings: _stares menacingly_
Pour a hamm's and a thc seltzer out for khyree jackson. You're in Valhalla skol 💔
49ers: WE HAD THE OFFSEASON FROM HELL
Vikings: stares menacingly
Honestly, I’m glad the Lions had a quietly awesome offseason. They locked down Goff, Amon-Ra, and Sewell, and they have a pile of cap space for the defensive guys next year, everything is going amazingly
Niners fan here, this was the best one yet (given that all that transpired ), the tie-in to the draft episode was masterful. 👏
As another 49ers fan, I was like Oh My. A bit shocked as I did not see it coming, but it was pretty good.
@@ivyedmonds-hess43 yeah it was handled well
3:39 that got real in here quick lol
I like how Tom is always blaming Brad Holmes for stealing his picks, when it’s really just the script writer’s doing.
Wait…. Is Brad Holmes the scriptwriter?
Strouds out here going full supervillain!
Suddenly a game of Werewolf breaks out lol
This series made me root for the Texans, I'm so glad our little sociopath is still thriving without blowing up moons. GO STROUDS!
I read that as Sephiroth for some reason, but you know what same thing
We are the AFC South. What is our Divisional Motto? The Strouds remember. I am of House Titan. Our words are: May our lines hold, but not be flagged for it.
This is the best part of Tom Grossi.
AND THE STROUDS ARE BACK!!!!
So glad Ricky is well, the lore though is insane!! (Are the Strouds escaping the channel and affecting reality as we know it…?)
"Why???"
"You're gonna have to be more specific."
LMAO 🤣🤣🤣
0:44 God if tom made skits about wrestling too Ik it's a lot to ask for but the man does so much already. I just think he would have a blast doing skits on the wrestling world for how ridiculous it is. 🤣
I don't even know anything about wrestling and I want more wrestling! 😂
STROUDS GONNA CARRY TOM TO 1 MILLION SUBSCRIBERS!
Strouds bringing Tom to 1 million BAYYYBAYYYY!
YOU DID THE STROUDS JOKE. IM SO PROUD OF IT.
Know its probably been said before, but can we all take a minute to appreciate that this man is in the process of packing to move into a new house, and still has 2 videos up a day before the regular season.
No one has the work ethic that Tom does.
Tom, 49ers and Lions fan here But because of you, Ill be rooting for the packers in any game they don't play us.
Let's frickin frackin go!
How do you go for both of those teams?
@spidamitchell8311 49ers won SB the year I was born, and are my dads fav team as well. Lions were my grandmother's favorite team.
@@IronDemon89 I root for Pats (I know sad times) but also 49er's. Pats were the team whose jerseys I was drawn to in like 99 and then my wife is a Niners fan so that goes without saying.
@futur3ndings651 right on, man. My mother in law used to like the Pats when Brady was with them. Then the Bucs obviously.
You guys still have more collective wins than us 9ers do, and more recently. Good luck this season! 🤝
@@IronDemon89 You guys have a good collective of people running the show, so those wins will catch up to us soon enough haha. GL to your teams as well. Hopefully no injuries. ^^
The amount of Plot Lines that connect to other Plot Lines that you've accidentally created is just pure creative and naturally awesome lol!! Gawd, I'm so happy Football Season is back - a good reason is for your skits man!
Ballsy move joking about a shooting but I loved it! This was hilarious!
4:29 Packers: he has offered me drugs in the parking lot 😂😂
The road to a million subs officially starts NOW!
This is what I look forward to most during the NFL regular season + playoffs.
1:55 😂 That has me dying. Bosa and Floyd gonna come full force
“You have the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever” lmfao
2:49 Strouds are here to dethrone the Chiefs
I thought it Strouds talks about Khyree Jackson
Felt this wholeheartedly as a Titans fan🥲🥲🥲
They will remember. 🏆
Strouds, please don't hurt me.
Have Joe Pesci cast as The Strouds. Casino Joe.
OH NO PROTECT YOUR ACHILLES HAD ME ROLLING ON THE FLOOR
As a 49ers fan, Ive never laughed this hard for quite some time. Excellent skit!
WE ARE SO BACK BABY!!!!! despite whatever team you cheer for we can all come together and enjoy Tom Grossi!!
The mother-lovin' Strouds! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Eagles in the corner: Hey Saquon, wanna swing by Applebee's?
I have missed this series.
Great to be back, gonna be a fun long season.
To be honest, this has been my wish since the final script of last year. I have to fast forward through actual games. But the scripts? I could not miss a minute.
I love the Houston/Strouds in these skits. No emotions but yet you can feel them inside you
I love The Strouds slow descent into madness.
The Strouds slowly turning to the camera at the end was actually so menacing
What made this script unique.
oh that got a little dark for a bit.
I still laughed.
“Aaron run protect your Achilles”😂😂😂
Also the Strouds callback. Peak Cinema Tom
The Ricky pearsall thing was so good
Not in the real world but thank God he didn't get hit on the other side - he would be gone
As soon as I heard the door open I knew it was the strouds. Love the scripted videos Tom
I was laughing so hard when the strouds arrived XD
As soon as the writer told the Niners he had nothing to do with Ricky Pearsall, I knew exactly what was gonna happen lmaoooo 😂
1:34 This would be actually wild
What?
If i have to guess... Aaron Rodgers breaking his other achilles. @@christophermartinez5359
As a Niners fan, I hope Leonard Floyd will actually do it. It will be so f funny
The pettiness of this line coming from Tom is epic.
@@tellurius4951 You really want Aaron Rodger to get injured just to win the game that’s just mean.
‘He offered 😢me drugs in the parking lot.’ New all time high for the show.
It really was the off-season from hell for us 49er fans.
So glad football is back and looking forward to this every week !!!! Great job Tom!!!
The Strouds never forget....we always remember.
🎉🎉🎉 you are in a different place right now with these skits, amazing.. please keep them coming. I thought last year was crazy with pa-pa, but the Strouds are insane. I love it.
You all heard the Strouds!!
Subscribe!
Or else... I don't think any of us want to find out.
Already subscribed. The Strouds don't scare me. The Chiefs were the Texans long before the Houston Texans.
@@MsChiefsfan-w4k There is no Texans, only Strouds
Tom. End of season would be epic if you did a bloopers reel of trying to keep a straight face through all these lines. Best series out here. Hope you hit your goal.