JJ: mischievous but lowkey knows what he’s doing Josh: Way to conservative only plays when he has a hand Simon: Gets scared every hand when someone raises Ethan: doesn’t know wtf he’s doing Tobi: just hopes for the best each hand
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best 5 card hand wins. everyone gets 2 cards. 5 cards on the board. make the best 5 card hand using either or both of your 2 cards or if the 5 on the board are better, then that's your best hand.
For people that don’t know poker here are a simple explanation: Everybody get 2 cards each. They are given the option to bet the same amount, raise the bet price or fold (give up). Then they bet over each round. Then it will be 5 cards on the table. The players can use their 2 cards (both, one of em, or none) and the 5 on the table to make the best hand (5 cards). Here is the card order: - STRAIGHT FLUSH: same symbol and numbers in order (ROYAL FLUSH: ♥️10,J,Q,K,A best hand in game) - 4 of the same number (5,5,5,5,7) - FULL HOUSE: 3 of the same number and 2 of the same number (5,5,5,3,3) - FLUSH: all 5 cards with same symbol (♥️3,8,9,J,K) - STRAIGHT: all 5 cards in rising order (3,4,5,6,7) - three of the same (4,4,4,7,9) - two pairs of the same (4,4,3,3,K) - two of the same (4,4,3,7,9) If you have none the one above the winner will be the one the highest card. Hope it helps and like so people that don’t know the game can understand
@@DrHirad he made out like he had a shit hand by saying things like "Fuck I clicked the wrong button" and "Fuck off!" And they all believed him. They thought he had nothing. The high bets were a double bluff. I shouldve made that more clear
@@liamlawrence4189 even if he is, it's like being the cleanest piece of poo in a pile of shit (sorry for the weird analogy). There all horrible, but I guess JJ is the best out of them
I dunno I feel like they coded it to make it more interesting so people got more hands cos the amount of pocket pairs and straights and flushes and a full house and 4 of a kind, it was just insane
Bro that was really smart of him , he knew jj had a bigger straight with a six because there is a high possibility that someone has a higher straight than that because 4 cards were aldready set and there were five people
@@brownmamba6339 you do realise he can't see his cards, it was a smart play yes but not simply because jj would beat him because he doesn't know what jj has
@@Dragonborn2k He would’ve lost that hand anyway though, JJ had a higher straight than Josh ok that hand, but ya it was stupid to fold there, he just got lucky it worked out in the end.
I cant remember the exact time stamp but somewhere in the video Simon says "we've been playing for hours" so they probably cut out more than 60 percent of the hands
The Ethmiester so basically this is texas hold’em. you get two cards by yourself and the dealer deals 5 cards on the table in 3-1-1 order in quantity. You need to use your cards as well as the community cards to form the best 5-card combo that is of highest value. Lowest value is just 1 card while highest card is a royal flush. You bet amounts based on how confident you are and yeah... thats basically the jist of it
Also there is a play where you can check when you carry on playing but bet nothing or you can fold when you feel as though you can't win because your hand is weak or you feel as though your opponent can beat you (depending on how they play). Always remember this : every player has to have equal contributions to the pot
JJ played that four of a kind hand really well actually, he knew exactly how to make the others think he was full of bs while he had the strongest hand by a mile, and no-one else even got to know😂
Well, in comparaison to ksi's hands, it wouldve been better to not get his hopes up. Ksi's hands were so amazing and everyone who got their hopes up got smacked
@NoNoNoNii As someone who learnt the ins and outs of poker. Watching them play is painful. I wish I had no knowledge of the game. Their banter is what makes the video fun. But their style of play is attrocious, they call and raise all at the wrong moments. Im pretty sure if I played against them I would lose, because they have no playing style.
@@vidsbymills R u mad? He had a shit poker face, he only went big when had a decent hand and the only reason he won was becuase the other guys kept pussying out. It was a fun video and I enjoyed it but trying to play this dumpsterfire of a poker game as any thing other than a group of friends having some fun is stupid.
You get dealt 2 cards and with the 5 “community cards” first 3 is the flop, next card is the turn and last card is the river, you have to make the best 5 card hand using your cards and what’s on the table, take a look at hand rankings too for some more help
Ok let’s be real here JJ played best out of boys there, of course he made some insanely stupid decisions here and there but against that “limpers” playing agressive is a key
@@NBASoap im sorry but your argument is really dumb. Would you call professional football or basket players professional gamers? No. and yet fifa players and nba2k players are considered gamers
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Should CARE learn how to type first of all, and second of all if Jj says he’s not changing it for a while then that literally means he’s not gonna change it
Emanuel - fIrSt Of AlL why are you so mad shit aint that deep and maybe just maybe ,idk you are the genius, he wanted suprise us with blue hair and thats why he lied about it.
It’s easier than you think: Every players gets dealt 2 cards (player cards), after that the player can match the amount of other bets, throw away his cards or put in more money based on how good his starting cards are. Then 5 cards are dealt in the middle of the table , every player can see those cards and the goal is to make the best possible combination of your cards and the 5 cards in the middle. The highest combination wins! ;) It’s a bit confusing at the beginning but you’ll get used to it!! Gl
i just started playing pokerstars a few months ago and have been really into poker lately now I see my fav yters playin it, even though they suck its still fun to watch :P
*when you wait for a MoreSidemen video but it's a game you dont understand* "my heart crack" _edit: this comment got 2 likes one being myself so I think the normal thing to do is to shoutout people so I'm going to _*_shoutout JJ_*_ cuz he's always there when I need him the least_
LittleAsian123 at one point in the vid they mention about having to find someone 25+ to join them. Might be in the contact that they only want people 25+ promoting it.
8:50 - 9:20 that was hard to watch lmaoooo. "Why is mine not a winner" JJ's reaction was so natural it couldn't have been a bluff and they still call him 😂
@@jcn268 okay so you have no idea what poker is if you think theres no skill how would there be pros who consistently win if its all luck?? while yes there is a small part played by luck theres alot of skill
JJ: mischievous but lowkey knows what he’s doing
Josh: Way to conservative only plays when he has a hand
Simon: Gets scared every hand when someone raises
Ethan: doesn’t know wtf he’s doing
Tobi: just hopes for the best each hand
Spot on.
ToastOnBread didn’t fucking play
Josh is the only one playing how u should actually play😂
@@dantejohnson9149 as someone who plays poker regularly this is painful to watch 😂
Tobi was doing great until he gave JJ the win
Jj casually has four of a kind queens
And they all thought he didn’t have shit 😂
Don’t even reaad my namr
Danyal Naveed 29:34
Mashallah tbark allah alhamudillah inshallah better AStgfrallah
Jay no idea lmfao
Josh: Hes got nothing I swear!
JJ: Out here with 4 queens
When
@William Spendrup it's at 40:58
Melodic Beats fell for it
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Klen 🤡
How to play poker as Simon:
1. See your hand
2. Fold
3. Tell everyone else what they should have done
4. Lose all your money
This needs more likes 😌
Not really
& Josh
simin genuinely had shit cards
iAD517 i mean.. he did some good calls haha. Just his luck
Josh: *Winner takes home 5K u know*
JJ: (who once threw 10K around london) *damn is anyones hands sweating?*
KSi was drawing stupid that game
when i read that i thought you spoiled the winner lol
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Eli Dugan he won tho
DoNt REaD My NaME LOL
Who else doesn’t know how to play poker but still is watching
Haha don’t even know what’s going on
best 5 card hand wins. everyone gets 2 cards. 5 cards on the board. make the best 5 card hand using either or both of your 2 cards or if the 5 on the board are better, then that's your best hand.
Skyler Smith oh thanks 😊
It's actually not as hard as you think. After a few games it becomes easy to remember the hands :))
Yeah me too
As someone who doesn’t know a single thing abt poker, I’m surprised I found this enjoyable
Same, mainly because JJ absolutely finessed the entire game and it was phenomenal.
same I didn’t understand a single thing
Just Cause Of Your Comment I Am Going to watch this lol no idea what's going on
Highly recommend. Easy way to play with friends is with a buy in of $10 and 5¢/10¢ blinds, or play with $20 and do like 10¢/25¢ blinds
I Don't Know Shit About Poker, But Felt Like a Veteran Watching This. 😂
For people that don’t know poker here are a simple explanation:
Everybody get 2 cards each. They are given the option to bet the same amount, raise the bet price or fold (give up). Then they bet over each round. Then it will be 5 cards on the table. The players can use their 2 cards (both, one of em, or none) and the 5 on the table to make the best hand (5 cards). Here is the card order:
- STRAIGHT FLUSH: same symbol and numbers in order (ROYAL FLUSH: ♥️10,J,Q,K,A best hand in game)
- 4 of the same number (5,5,5,5,7)
- FULL HOUSE: 3 of the same number and 2 of the same number (5,5,5,3,3)
- FLUSH: all 5 cards with same symbol (♥️3,8,9,J,K)
- STRAIGHT: all 5 cards in rising order (3,4,5,6,7)
- three of the same (4,4,4,7,9)
- two pairs of the same (4,4,3,3,K)
- two of the same (4,4,3,7,9)
If you have none the one above the winner will be the one the highest card.
Hope it helps and like so people that don’t know the game can understand
What’s a flush and full house you didn’t mention it
@@memecage7029 They did. Flush is 5 cards the same suit (eg ♥️3 4 6 9 K) and full house is 3 the same number and 2 the same number (888 KK)
That's simple. I'm lost.
Oscar HG yeah I might aswell give up on my hopes of understanding poker
MemeCage yeah like Oscar said. The flush is the 4th best and Full House the 3rd best. I’ll edit the comment and put that in
Looks like JJ’s going through another emo phase judging by the haircut 😂
He’s just tryna fit in with the shitty artists he’s been collaborating with
Dude looks like trippie red but with talent
@@QueenBeee Innit 😂
@@QueenBeee To Quote The Man Himself
"Shitty Music Or Not, I'm Still Doing Better Than You."
I was searching for a comment about JJ's hair🤣
Simon-“I haven’t had a pair all game”..... has pocket 8s
😂😂😂
He also had pocket 10s which he wud hav one...but he folded
It's mind games
why Harry and Vik are not in the vid
Harry: spends all the money on drugs
Vik: too smart
Harry lost 400$ in one week in poker lol
You have to be smart to be good in poker 🤦♂️
Maybe they have moral problems with promoting gambling towards a young fanbase.
No it’s cuh u only allowed to have 5 players online
Lol
Was anyone else pissed that JJ didn't get to show his 4 of a kind
Well we all saw that. Sometimes it's best not to show the hands to the other players.. He played it off like he had nothing afterwards.
They'd have all looked so stupid if he had revealed the 4 of a kind, he bluffed them so well
@@georgewillis592 he didnt really bluff because he had a strong hand...
@@DrHirad he made out like he had a shit hand by saying things like "Fuck I clicked the wrong button" and "Fuck off!" And they all believed him. They thought he had nothing. The high bets were a double bluff. I shouldve made that more clear
Where was it in the vid
Tobi: We've all put $1000 each, so the winner will take home $5000
*Sad vik and harold noises*
@RITA 25 y.o , I WANT SЕЕХ !!!! OPEN MY VIDEO !!!! just no
I’ve never seen anyone with as many winning hands as JJ, his luck is just insane
every hand he got was golden
Genuinely never seen luck like it learned to play when I was a lot younger than I should’ve and I’ve never seen anything like that
He played pretty well too tho, but ye damn
Doesn’t feel the same without our favourites, The brown and the clown 😭
😂😂
yesssss the best duo😔
IKR
Wdym KSI and Tobi were there
They’re under 25 so they can’t play
Harry isn’t here because he’s been banned from all gambling websites permanently
Fr?
George Jackson really?
It’s true
too young lol hes not 25
tom mchoul do u have to be 25?
For anyone that doesn’t know anything about poker: these guys are horrible at it. Love the Sidemen though
Lol I dont understand how it works
Everyone kept folding or not raising insane hands.
One of those games that takes a day to learn and a lifetime to master
U are right
Ben Kelly i mean thats like anything. Definitely can get good at it within a week
Everyone: shouts at JJ for raising the pot without seeing the river
JJ: Has a pretty darn good hand every single time
Yh JJ luck was incredible, he's not even a good player
They're shouting at JJ for doing that because they're all garbage poker players lol
@@banterlona8166 he's the best one there
@@liamlawrence4189 even if he is, it's like being the cleanest piece of poo in a pile of shit (sorry for the weird analogy). There all horrible, but I guess JJ is the best out of them
@@banterlona8166 nah at the start he was the luckiest thing ever
I feel like JJ is gonna become addicted to this now
nah he's not that mad lol
Don’t think he gives a shit😂
Spoiler much
This game legit gifted JJ the win, the amount of great hands he was gifted is actually insane
It’s almost like a game heavily reliant on chance would favor the person with the luck of the draw
Josh got really good hands as well but didn't play them well. JJ actually knew when to raise
Or, and hear me out hear, he knew how to play aggro with passive players
i was thinking that the whole time fr
when you go the winning hand and you bet 80 in a pot of 840 you deserve to lose, also when u call queens on a one card flush board u deserve to lose
Ethan when he realized that 3 queens were not enough for the W 😂😂
A chimpanzee could have figured out that there was a flush.
Who remembers when they played poker back in a day, the nostalgia...
What? You have to be over 25 to play poker on UA-cam
@@a5hamad Look it up, they played a few years back on Simon's channel, idk who else did as well lol
Man I was 12 and watching it hahaha and being like it’s a straight nah royal flush
Rewatched the vids recently
I remember they couldn't distinguish a flop from a river it was hilarious!
This is the most entertaining thing I’ve seen in a while and I don’t even know how to play poker
Josh Costello poker isn’t in gta three card poker is different
@@Springbok77 It isn't in GTA you idiot
@@swx4483 Nah don't Three card poker is different to Texas Hold'em which is what they're playing
Same
ua-cam.com/video/5YbCymxekSI/v-deo.html I agree
Watching Tobi and Josh check or bet 50 chips with a full house is painful
Watching tobi fold with a full house was painful
Is anyone who plays poker confused about how MAD THESE HANDS ARE someone gets pocket face cards like every time
No one cares
Yeh JJ got mad lucky
He wasn’t even playing smart he just had better luck
it was tilting me so much ahaha
I dunno I feel like they coded it to make it more interesting so people got more hands cos the amount of pocket pairs and straights and flushes and a full house and 4 of a kind, it was just insane
When you don't know how to play poker but you watch anyways cos it's the sidemen.
same lol
I didn’t even watch I just skipped to see who won cuz I knew I wouldn’t understand it😂😂
exactly
im so confused
Nobody:
Josh: *gets a straight and folds*
Bro that was really smart of him , he knew jj had a bigger straight with a six because there is a high possibility that someone has a higher straight than that because 4 cards were aldready set and there were five people
Thought I was the only one to notice! Like bruh wtf
the two came after he folded
JJ had a higher straight. It was a smart move.
@@brownmamba6339 you do realise he can't see his cards, it was a smart play yes but not simply because jj would beat him because he doesn't know what jj has
Josh could've easily won this. bets 100 on a full house lol
Yeah but he is bad lol
Ikr
And he folded the turn with a straight draw 16:05, and would have made the straight on the river, he didn't even notice
@@Dragonborn2k He would’ve lost that hand anyway though, JJ had a higher straight than Josh ok that hand, but ya it was stupid to fold there, he just got lucky it worked out in the end.
@@Kameron7137 well spotted!
Flop: 5 6 7
JJ: What a river
Were here for you JJ, its alright..
Yeah hearing them talk like they know properly what they are doing they is slightly aggravating
lmao i came down here to comment that
Jesus Christ, I wish I had JJ's luck with cards whenever I play poker...
Fucking insaine luck wtf
I cant remember the exact time stamp but somewhere in the video Simon says "we've been playing for hours" so they probably cut out more than 60 percent of the hands
@@krishpatel9873 they recorded a vid earlier that was longer
@@comettobias they already recorded vid for pokerstar before this
@@alex_ander-22- Well how do you know they didnt record this first?
If anyone is wondering why Harry and Vik aren’t here, they’re too young? As said by Ethan on 17:50.
Big Albert you can’t record or play poker “professionally” until 25
Klen no one gonna check out your channel
ツæbot69 I am
@@jackdiddIey they can't record it unless they are 25 or over though
The Honest Troll you have to be 25 to upload gambling content. Stop talking nonsens
For anyone who’s half decent at poker this is painful to watch 🤕
holy shit by the end my brain was thumping from cringe
I was so confused throughout the video since I don’t know anything about poker but I just pretended they were playing Uno
The Ethmiester so basically this is texas hold’em. you get two cards by yourself and the dealer deals 5 cards on the table in 3-1-1 order in quantity. You need to use your cards as well as the community cards to form the best 5-card combo that is of highest value. Lowest value is just 1 card while highest card is a royal flush.
You bet amounts based on how confident you are and yeah... thats basically the jist of it
Also there is a play where you can check when you carry on playing but bet nothing or you can fold when you feel as though you can't win because your hand is weak or you feel as though your opponent can beat you (depending on how they play). Always remember this : every player has to have equal contributions to the pot
as soon as the video started I went off and watched how to play poker vids lol then came back
I don’t know how to play uno either😂
Blue Fire lmao uno is a confusing game for everyone
Didn’t have a clue how to play poker but had a great time watching
You will not learn how to play from them lol
@@lewanzzz damn it
Caylum Ryan same
Ok
Same feels bad man
Do blackjack when quarantine is done with Phil as The dealer like if agree
Nah they should play 7 card stud
Nah they should play uno
John Kenny could be fun too
Simon: I HAVENT HAD A PAIR IN SO LONG
Also Simon: *last go gets two 8s*
Talia: Listen to JJs
Wtf does ur comment mean???
Lmao just a meme going around on reddit
Lucas SZN then why you bringing Reddit here?
if Harry was playing he would’ve gone all in on his first 3 hands and lost all his money lmao
When u realise Harry and vik are not here cause they're to young 😂
How are they too young?
@@Mellor175 below 25
Mellor175 have to be 18 to gamble but have to be 25 on youtube
Creeper Aw Man 25 to gamble on UA-cam?
font 9078 isn’t Vik the same age as Ethan?
The Sidemen when it's JJ's turn to play: LeT uS SeE tHe CaRdS!!
The Sidemen when it's their turn to play: RAISE!
i can’t wait for jj’s reddit to roast his hair in this video 😂
if ur bored. have a good day :D
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i didnt think it was tha bad
He looks like a lesbian art teacher
He looks good
now its getting annoying with the hair comments. the joke is old.
JJ trying make his hair look good.
Harry out of nowhere:
“I’m trying to be stylish”
Harry isnt there
AgRoxMaka he’s there we just can’t see him
AgRoxMaka they’re in a discord call , Harry , Vik , Callux , Calfreezy , Talia , Freya , Chip and many more could all be there and we wouldn’t know
I wish harry could play. It would’ve so funny seeing how he acts during a poker game
JJ played that four of a kind hand really well actually, he knew exactly how to make the others think he was full of bs while he had the strongest hand by a mile, and no-one else even got to know😂
Simon: I haven't had a pair this whole time! I haven't had a pair, literally, for so long!
Also Simon the round before: gets pocket pair (8s)
simon complains way too much in like every video
Yeah he couldve tried to bluff at least, he wouldve lost either way if he just kept folding might as well play risky
Nah he was right
Well, in comparaison to ksi's hands, it wouldve been better to not get his hopes up. Ksi's hands were so amazing and everyone who got their hopes up got smacked
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This is some of the worst poker I’ve ever seen but still enjoyable
JJs mind games were aight
@NoNoNoNii As someone who learnt the ins and outs of poker. Watching them play is painful. I wish I had no knowledge of the game. Their banter is what makes the video fun. But their style of play is attrocious, they call and raise all at the wrong moments. Im pretty sure if I played against them I would lose, because they have no playing style.
@@vidsbymills R u mad? He had a shit poker face, he only went big when had a decent hand and the only reason he won was becuase the other guys kept pussying out. It was a fun video and I enjoyed it but trying to play this dumpsterfire of a poker game as any thing other than a group of friends having some fun is stupid.
@@Hjh826 yeah hence why i said 'aight', not great by any means, but good enough in certain hands for him to win 😂
@Jack B my guy did u just say potential royal xD
No clue how to play poker but still watching, anyone else on the same boat🤣
yes
You get dealt 2 cards and with the 5 “community cards” first 3 is the flop, next card is the turn and last card is the river, you have to make the best 5 card hand using your cards and what’s on the table, take a look at hand rankings too for some more help
Ashley P, that is confusing
Ashley P can u explain the words flop, turn and river? I don’t understand these words in this context
@@ashleyp2586 Bro 😆 🤣 😂
honestly they need to do more long videos like this and poker because it is so relaxing and fun to watch!
Josh: Why have you checked and then raised
All actual poker players watching: It's called check raise...
Tobi moaning about raising “before the cards” did my head in as well😂😂
Al O98 yeah pre flop bets are a good method of course you’d raise slightly if you have a made hand
Shoot all actual poker players-anyone who has ever watched at least one pro poker tournament: it’s called check raise... 😂
broooo ikr 😂 it makes my head hurt listening to them say that
🔞❎
everyone: thinks a lot and calculates their next move.
JJ: haha money goes cling
Ok let’s be real here JJ played best out of boys there, of course he made some insanely stupid decisions here and there but against that “limpers” playing agressive is a key
It would be pretty hard to win a poker game without thinking about moves even with luck
Anyone remember the sidemen playing monopoly, and somehow JJ almost always wins?
I mean, it worked because he won.
Aaron_Kingtana28 Lol yes. He’d have won except monopoly also involves luck. It’s obvious he is VERY business shrewd.
Sidemen: play poker
UA-cam: Let’s put this under trending for gaming.
I mean they are playing a game so
Poker is a game
Poker is a game
For everyone saying poker is a game: Would you call professional poker players professional gamers?
@@NBASoap im sorry but your argument is really dumb. Would you call professional football or basket players professional gamers? No. and yet fifa players and nba2k players are considered gamers
surely play with Daniel Negreanu, would be jokes
Yep, but as hes not with stars anymore, its probably not happening
That would be an awesome video
Could be a sidemen Sunday, have a face to face poker tournament with Daniel. Idk if that many people would like to watch that as much as I would tho
I expected KSI was gonna do all-in in the first round lol ...
xD
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@Liam Adams Oh dayum!
@Liam Adams it true he probably makes minecraft or a weird anime videos
Let’s talk about JJs hair In this 👀
its funny cause he thinks it looks good
🌾 GOD DAMM he lookin like a homeless version of ninja
Emo JJ
Look like a 5th grader trying to look cool
Jj looks like he works in Cex
Jj’s hand was sick every time time I swear
I mean yeah but when it wasnt he was responsible with the decision to bluff or fold
Why do you think he's by far the richest sideman without even knowing grade 9 math. Man has the devil's luck.
Silq hes not the richest sidemen
djdzkxi didndnd he is actually, just because Vik has more money on doesn’t mean anything. He has over a million in jewelry
djdzkxi didndnd he made over 30 million in boxing fights alone. He’s loaded.
Ethan folded two diamonds when the flop was two diamonds and a heart 😭
Me: Has no understanding of Poker
Also Me: haha cards go brrrr
Ethan: Were all playing as friends
JJ: You’re all twats
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DoNt REaD My NaME LOL
It’s sad to see Vikk wasn’t in this video or he would have killed you all
That's what I thought but you never know
ua-cam.com/video/5YbCymxekSI/v-deo.html I feel like Harry would have been good as well
JJ has played poker many times in casinos in NY and Las Vegas, if anything, JJ would kill vikk with gambling.
he will be able to play on august 2nd
Jo Hoque all about the maths tho
Tobi: yooo let’s see the cards or we have no content.
Also Tobi: *completely gives up and gives all to JJ*
JJ’s hair really said 🌾
JJ: Bets
Everyone else: 'COME ON MAN LET'S MAKE A VIDEO'
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JJ changing his hair, he did the exact thing with his hair just before changing It last time
He already said he’s not changing it yet
Emanuel - what one says should bor ve what another expect
Should CARE learn how to type first of all, and second of all if Jj says he’s not changing it for a while then that literally means he’s not gonna change it
Emanuel - fIrSt Of AlL why are you so mad shit aint that deep and maybe just maybe ,idk you are the genius, he wanted suprise us with blue hair and thats why he lied about it.
Emanuel - oh and just so u understand by «fIrSt Of AlL» i ment first of all
simon and jjs friendship shows during this video
Am I the only one who doesn’t know what they’re doing but still watching?
Same
Samen't
ua-cam.com/video/5YbCymxekSI/v-deo.html same
well you're definitely young
This was really entertaining, it's a shame I know nothing about poker lol
When you don't know what's going on, but still try to understand the rules...
It’s easier than you think: Every players gets dealt 2 cards (player cards), after that the player can match the amount of other bets, throw away his cards or put in more money based on how good his starting cards are. Then 5 cards are dealt in the middle of the table , every player can see those cards and the goal is to make the best possible combination of your cards and the 5 cards in the middle. The highest combination wins! ;) It’s a bit confusing at the beginning but you’ll get used to it!! Gl
@@SVAB ty sir
@@SVAB goat
@@SVAB you legend thanks
Seva 1 thank you now i can understand the video
Jj: *hasn't activated windows and cant pass year nine maths*
Also jj: *squashes sidemen in poker*
JJ copying Aiyana-Lee’s haircut I see
Ooohhh he is🤣🤣🤣😅
the bot below you stole your comment
He be simping for her
Jj: *says Poker Stars*
Me: “If you live poker, you’ll love poker live”
Lmao
you goofed it its if you like poker youll love poker ñive but nice
i just started playing pokerstars a few months ago and have been really into poker lately now I see my fav yters playin it, even though they suck its still fun to watch :P
:p
Been watching for 14min so far and Josh seems to be the only one that knows how to play poker. I think he'll go far if not win.
*when you wait for a MoreSidemen video but it's a game you dont understand*
"my heart crack"
_edit: this comment got 2 likes one being myself so I think the normal thing to do is to shoutout people so I'm going to _*_shoutout JJ_*_ cuz he's always there when I need him the least_
Init
"I feel my heart crack"
Jotaro Kujo I mean he did do the Quote right just didn’t include that part
Harry probably doesn’t know how to play. On the other hand, Vik is probably like Rainman and wasn’t invited 😂😅
Nah, there both 24 years old so they can’t play
LittleAsian123 at one point in the vid they mention about having to find someone 25+ to join them. Might be in the contact that they only want people 25+ promoting it.
LittleAsian123 no they have to be 25 they literally said in the video you schmuck
@Harry's Ket yeah I remember them saying that in a video,but I can't remember which one??Do you know???
O.N thought it was only 18+
It amazes me how the sidemen can make me watch every video although I don’t understand a thing that is going on
Play with Daniel Negreanu. He’s hilarious and one of the best players
Brian T finally someone who knows what hes talkin bout poker
36:45 has to be the dumbest call I have ever seen... To have a mad comeback like Tobi did and just throw it like that is just mental
he defo just got bored of playing😭
I'm mad that Ethan missed the opportunity to call himself "BETzinga"
Probably have already taken
Everyone: **talking normally**
Ethan: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!
Volume up/down, and miss out on 95% of the conversations.....
Being I just gambled for hours before this, open my phone and see this means the tables r calling me back 😂
Who else thinks this video would be much quicker if Vik played
thats why hes not playing lol
@@refluxx427 no it isnt bc they said 25+ hi and harry are under 25
Poker is for above 25 ?!?!????
Bamaiama Fernandes to upload it to UA-cam I think you have to be 25+
Vikk would’ve been there counting cards and shit 😂
We’res Harry and vik can’t be poker without them 😂
Great spelling mate
they aren’t 25, you have to be 25 to play poker on youtube
Poker would definitely be more fun with Harry and may be vikk.
8:50 - 9:20 that was hard to watch lmaoooo. "Why is mine not a winner" JJ's reaction was so natural it couldn't have been a bluff and they still call him 😂
No one:
Ethan : JIZZLS ON 420 YOU LOT!
Flop comes 456
JJ: “what a river”
Me: sat Just watching them play a game I don't even understand 😮😲
yo why is watching them play poker so fun also I love that KSI won, he seems to always get targeted in these vids lately
Pre-flop raises aren’t that uncommon, people were getting pissed at JJ
because he was putting 1k on pre-flop, between friends
JJ is literally raising 10-20 bb which is not common.
@MrCactus He does it with garbage hands though
Jj: Wins 5k in a poker tournament
Also Jj: Still hasnt activated windows
Tobi “JJ play the game” like you did going all in with 92
Simon: Haven’t had a pair this whole time
*previous hand was a pair
He bluffed while playing poker? Bizarre stuff
At least JJ use the right “you’re” in the chat box unlike in little boy 😂
Hahahahaha well funny
Ethan : If you feel ike this isnt fun then step away
Everyone who already clicked on the video: Well its a bit late now
JJ: “4,5,6... what a river” Every poker player: 😐
A river 😂😂😂😂
Simon made this video so fun.
Looks like JJ's going through another one of his dodgy haircut stages
**MoreSidemen uploads poker video**
**Looks up the rules of poker**
**Still doesn't understand wtf is going on**
Its quite easy once you know the rules. Just need to know the power of the sets of cards possible
it's just a game of bluff and luck, literally it doesn't require much skill.
@@jcn268 okay so you have no idea what poker is if you think theres no skill how would there be pros who consistently win if its all luck?? while yes there is a small part played by luck theres alot of skill
One of the easiest card games. Idiot.
Ian Hefner I mean, I agree with you, it is pretty easy to understand, but calm down lol
Who else doesn’t understand rat and what was going on but still watched the whole video just because they’re the sidemen
that’s how i feel when i am watching the fifa videos hahahaha
No one because poker is super simple
@@Readthisifsmoothbrain Not if you haven't played it
You can learn the game in 20 minutes
“Let’s play properly” *calls 9/3 out of position*
no one:
not a single soul ever lived:
JJ when he gets flush: YES! YES! I WIN!
hahahahhaahah they still called him even though he clearly said that he flushed.
so i guess it worked somehow
dead meme
@@ralfkaram6611 yea that was interesting