DAVE PORTNOY SLID INTO SYDNEY SWEENEY'S DM'S? - BFFs EP. 189

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  • Опубліковано 12 вер 2024

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  • @h11009
    @h11009 22 дні тому +211

    "Who's taller him or-" "North?" 😂😂🤣🤣😭

    • @mixremusic
      @mixremusic 22 дні тому +1

      hahhaha that was fire

  • @taymc730
    @taymc730 22 дні тому +185

    bri and josh’s grown up connection is so amazing like they actually seem to really understand eachother and appreciate eachother.

  • @meganmendez9878
    @meganmendez9878 22 дні тому +153

    First time Dave randomly roasts Austin in a while 😭 has me weak “aUsTiN iNSerTiNg hIs oPinIOn”

  • @CTLee420
    @CTLee420 22 дні тому +37

    I’m gonna need you guys to put out a “If Horseshoes Were Hand Grenades Everyday Would Be Christmas” Tshirt 😂😂

  • @elizabethanne8826
    @elizabethanne8826 22 дні тому +35

    Wore my Miss Peaches shirt from Boston to Vegas recently and one of the flight attendants yelled “aww Miss Peaches!!” And proceeded to give me special treatment and extra snacks the whole flight 💖 she is beloved

  • @Thicfila
    @Thicfila 21 день тому +7

    Watching men live react to the Blake lively drama with the interviewer and Blake’s mean girl comment completely flying over their heads explains so much

    • @beanmoo
      @beanmoo 6 днів тому

      Flash back to high school lol

  • @MilesMcCurtain10
    @MilesMcCurtain10 22 дні тому +108

    Forever saying if hand grenades and horseshoes were candy then every day would be Christmas

    • @juju24610
      @juju24610 22 дні тому +6

      like what was he trying to say 😭

  • @shayleebutler9694
    @shayleebutler9694 22 дні тому +74

    I’m DYING over CLOSE ONLY COUNTS IN HORSESHOES AND HAND GRENADES. Christmas everyday 💀💀

  • @Lindseyb123
    @Lindseyb123 22 дні тому +38

    I love how austin has been chiming in so often!!

    • @h11009
      @h11009 22 дні тому +10

      Dave will claim this is Austin's burner next episode

    • @Effy91
      @Effy91 20 днів тому +2

      his voice is sexy

  • @Thicfila
    @Thicfila 21 день тому +15

    It is FAR more threatening for a creepy man to sit next to a woman than it would be for a creepy woman to sit by a man is the difference. Poor bri she didn’t deserve them laughing at her

    • @imp77776
      @imp77776 18 днів тому

      It's also just as easy to get up and walk away for both man and women aswell as scream or whatever you have to do they make pepper spray and guns for a reason..

    • @paige7081
      @paige7081 15 днів тому +2

      @@imp77776 once again, look how many women have been killed or harmed from “walking away” or rejecting advances. so ignorant

    • @bebeerin
      @bebeerin 12 днів тому

      ​@@imp77776 it's NOT just as easy for a woman to get up and walk away from a creepy man. men are physically bigger than women and trying to get away definitely is NOT always easy or an option!

    • @bobstoops4864
      @bobstoops4864 12 днів тому

      Depends

  • @glamgal28
    @glamgal28 22 дні тому +32

    Horseshoes and Hand Grenades... This is one of the reason I love Dave so good 😆🤣

  • @roxycrack7506
    @roxycrack7506 21 день тому +12

    this podcast is my comfort blanket. Y’all’s personalities mesh so well together. And I love when austin chimes in every now and again. It’s soo dis functional but it sooo works

    • @imp77776
      @imp77776 18 днів тому

      Lol watch rogan it's ten times better than this horse shit

  • @john-imresingleton555
    @john-imresingleton555 22 дні тому +40

    I love this podcast but the one thing that rubs me the wrong way is how quickly Dave tries to invalidate bri and her struggles as a women or women struggles in general by saying “ It HaPpEnS To MeN tOo”

    • @sophiaroselle
      @sophiaroselle 22 дні тому +3

      FOR REAL

    • @imp77776
      @imp77776 18 днів тому

      Lol typical, women just have it soooo much harder didn't even watch it and just read comments and I can tell you that everybody struggles man or woman and man or woman listening typically doesn't give a shit about you're struggles unless you're married or something along those lines, that's just life and people need to stop whining about people not giving a shit

  • @kristinmeissner102
    @kristinmeissner102 22 дні тому +38

    Bri is definitely right about the men being creepy
    Every woman has experience this

  • @beautybychiara02
    @beautybychiara02 20 днів тому +11

    i’m on your side bri i’m actually kinda very sad about how josh and dave responded to the airplane thing. it’s not a brag , creepy men will touch anything lol

    • @imp77776
      @imp77776 18 днів тому

      And so will women girls are so ridiculous I swear 🤣 the innocence you all try to come across with is absolutely hilarious, self defense is genderless and anyone can use it and there's no way to measure if there's more creepy men or woman at all 🤣

  • @Fabs-99
    @Fabs-99 22 дні тому +18

    Bri’s forklift impersonation 😂

  • @laurenstovar4845
    @laurenstovar4845 22 дні тому +33

    Dave and his idioms have me laughing out loud this episode

  • @sofiasilvaable
    @sofiasilvaable 22 дні тому +32

    Josh and Dave not getting Bri's experience on planes was sad

    • @imp77776
      @imp77776 18 днів тому

      Who cares lol she makes enough money to the point she can get a nice ticket anywhere and everywhere she goes and can easily get up and switch seats if one is available or just leave the flight before you even take off and get another one, and oh yeah if she's still dating poop ass Zach Bryan she basically can fly private wherever, but let's just boo hoo whine for her sake lmao

  • @leahreed2018
    @leahreed2018 22 дні тому +12

    When Josh and Bri are explaining the fork lift to Dave 🤣🤣😭

  • @delaneycoleman4404
    @delaneycoleman4404 22 дні тому +19

    They should just start editing Dave’s sheet so the Names are spelled how they sound

  • @graciemoll3834
    @graciemoll3834 22 дні тому +45

    Dave saying there are equal amount of creepy women and men is the most out of touch idiotic statement ive ever heard. Actually felt visceral anger with then laughing at bri saying shes been touched acting like its a flex... are you kidding me? News flash women dont always want men to hit on them.

    • @natalieromero5462
      @natalieromero5462 22 дні тому +9

      Couldn’t agree more!

    • @siobhanjannetta4055
      @siobhanjannetta4055 22 дні тому +10

      I wanted to jump in and back her up so bad! She spoke the truth!

    • @caitlinpaton4185
      @caitlinpaton4185 22 дні тому +9

      Yeah that was a painful watch 😣

    • @mariahritchie4793
      @mariahritchie4793 22 дні тому +9

      Totally agree.. that was difficult to sit through

    • @amileshezi2858
      @amileshezi2858 22 дні тому

      Well I have met plenty if weird women in my life for being handsome and 6'8 so they are not lying

  • @HarryOtterr
    @HarryOtterr 22 дні тому +11

    Dave not thinking the Dr’s are liable for Matthew Perry’s death has got to be the most moronic thing he’s ever said to date.

    • @madisonbeardslee4573
      @madisonbeardslee4573 21 день тому

      I agree. Read my comment too. This reminds me of the just say no campaign that was so completely idiotic tbh. It’s dangerous because this spreads misinformation especially those struggling with addiction. 😢

    • @imp77776
      @imp77776 18 днів тому

      He shouldn't have been doing drugs but the doctor prescribing should've been keeping a closer eye on the situation

  • @dailirodriguez4985
    @dailirodriguez4985 22 дні тому +59

    Thanks Bri for explaining the Blake Lively thing to the men

  • @andrewclark9599
    @andrewclark9599 22 дні тому +12

    Bro it's a front end loader not an excavator or a forklift!! Shows how dirty they're hands have gotten in life 😂😂😂

  • @RileyMossman
    @RileyMossman 22 дні тому +25

    Dave’s reaction when they said kai was 5’4 I am dead. It’s like when he freaks out every time he talks about the short twins from selling Sunset. 😅

  • @anblzzz
    @anblzzz 22 дні тому +4

    Dave made me die laughing this ep 😭😆😆

  • @michaelablanton7540
    @michaelablanton7540 22 дні тому +3

    Bri definitely wasn’t bragging that’s the truest statement, most all men do this lol

  • @danicamsmith
    @danicamsmith 22 дні тому +25

    Wait why are Josh & Dave so dismissive over Bri talking about creepy men??? Bc that totally happens & she’s not wrong… just bc your men & can’t relate doesn’t mean it’s not valid!😭

    • @imp77776
      @imp77776 18 днів тому

      Lmao it's not that they can't relate it's that irrelevant because it goes both ways there's creepy men and woman and there's no way to tell what's more prevelant boys or girls, good thing SELF DEFENSE is genderless and anyone can use it

    • @awhitten32
      @awhitten32 17 днів тому +1

      Because they are both problematic apparently. That was disappointing.

  • @kennethwheeler9520
    @kennethwheeler9520 22 дні тому +3

    If Horseshoes and Hand Grenades are Candy, it would be Christmas. This needs to be a t-shirt.

  • @SydneyKong
    @SydneyKong 21 день тому

    “Okay relax”
    “you’re not being demure, you’re not being cutesy. Demanding” lmaoo AHAHAHAHAB

  • @ariananowrooz7121
    @ariananowrooz7121 22 дні тому +9

    i’m SO glad they address the it ends with us tea

  • @hiphopchelsey
    @hiphopchelsey 22 дні тому +3

    Josh shirt has me howling😭🤣😭

  • @kendraday3238
    @kendraday3238 22 дні тому +7

    “Dogue” about took Dave out😂

  • @graciemoll3834
    @graciemoll3834 22 дні тому +20

    Completely agree with Dave's take on Chappel Roan.. she doesn't just get to redefine fame because she doesn't like it. You don't get to have your cake and eat it too. Either disappear and never make a song public again or deal with it and stop acting like you deserve special treatment bc you have anxiety... a lot of famous people struggle with fame. It gives out of touch and entitled.

    • @cydneyo1817
      @cydneyo1817 21 день тому +2

      But a lot of famous people have talked about how hard it is on their mental health and have also had breakdowns because of how their “fans” were treating them so maybe we should redefine how we treat famous people/celebrities. Just getting to see an artist I enjoy live is a tremendous privilege so the people who think they’re owed an autograph or photo come off as entitled. Also the gross stalking/harassment shouldn’t be normalized either (ie waiting outside their apartment or constantly filming them) and is an invasion of privacy. We treat celebrities like they aren’t people and it’s not right.

    • @imp77776
      @imp77776 18 днів тому

      ​@cydneyo1817 when you get fame it's just as easy to stay out of the public eye, don't care what anyone says just stay in your house and when you go out wear full coverage and get security that follows at a distance and also protects your place of living, don't think fame is a route to mental instability I think that's just a whiny little baby who enjoys the fame to the point they now need to make you feel bad for them.

  • @taylorrozell9019
    @taylorrozell9019 21 день тому +1

    Not an excavator, but Dave calling that a FORKLIFT and then saying it wasn’t that big of a misstatement is wild 😂😂

  • @SydneyKong
    @SydneyKong 21 день тому

    “She’d want 2 1 in the front and 1 in the backyard” LMAOO HAHAHA

  • @Maddiebedard
    @Maddiebedard 22 дні тому +3

    Okay but I love when Austin cuts in it’s adds to the pod

  • @SydneyKong
    @SydneyKong 21 день тому

    “Duh” the way Dave says DUH LMAOOO AHAHAHAH

  • @noahg5779
    @noahg5779 22 дні тому +9

    I’m not judging, but I’m just surprised by the amount of 20-24 year old celebrities and influencers getting engaged, married, and pregnant, in the last couple of months.

    • @litzyrobles2135
      @litzyrobles2135 21 день тому +1

      They use to choose your husbands and married at 16, 17. I think we are fine

    • @imp77776
      @imp77776 18 днів тому

      Lol that's usually the prime age people do that nowadays used to be way younger🤣

  • @SydneyKong
    @SydneyKong 21 день тому

    “Okay you’re the worst person I’ve ever met” LMAOOO AHAHAHA

  • @MisterAjxr6
    @MisterAjxr6 22 дні тому +5

    Dave is the original OG of the internet.... Facts..!

  • @tammymusick3704
    @tammymusick3704 22 дні тому +3

    I love Dave’s comments has anyone mentioned a Bevis and Butthead vibe 😂

  • @hugocazares3935
    @hugocazares3935 18 днів тому

    Love when Austin chimes in at random times during segments😂😂😂 he’s hilarious

  • @wendyelizabeth12
    @wendyelizabeth12 22 дні тому +1

    For the record it's not an excavator or a fork lift, it's a loader 😂

  • @rachelkeil7415
    @rachelkeil7415 21 день тому

    I laughed out loud at Dave calling the Dozer a fork lift😂

  • @mcip2749
    @mcip2749 21 день тому +1

    Honestly their dynamic is so good

  • @SydneyKong
    @SydneyKong 21 день тому

    You use a forklift to pick up machines and heavy things. You use an excavator to pick up dirt lmaooo

  • @SydneyBarkley-g4x
    @SydneyBarkley-g4x 16 днів тому

    Dave is fr so unintentionally funny bro kills me every time

  • @gilbertshal2101
    @gilbertshal2101 22 дні тому +1

    the watch bit 😭😭😂

  • @Jadeebby
    @Jadeebby 22 дні тому +1

    Are we seeing Dave shoot his shot in real time 😎😂😂😂

  • @shaunshea2198
    @shaunshea2198 22 дні тому +2

    lol hilarious episode NEW TSHIRT horseshoes and hand grenades!

    • @shaunshea2198
      @shaunshea2198 22 дні тому +2

      Dave confidently responding “Yea” to Josh laughing hysterically is hilarious 😂

  • @amandashort5598
    @amandashort5598 22 дні тому +3

    Dave would get a statue of Miss Peaches though…❤

  • @laceylynn1561
    @laceylynn1561 15 днів тому

    The segmented scroll bar is FIRE.

  • @anblzzz
    @anblzzz 22 дні тому +1

    From start to finish this is prob the funniest episode

  • @sirenamercado9698
    @sirenamercado9698 22 дні тому +1

    i love seeing bri get instantly upset and pucker her lips when dave and josh do not agree with her

  • @SydneyKong
    @SydneyKong 21 день тому

    “It’s an honor” LMAOOO

  • @ASarma11
    @ASarma11 22 дні тому +2

    Austin carries this show so much

  • @SydneyKong
    @SydneyKong 21 день тому

    “So cutesy so respectful” LOVE THAT JOSH GETS IT.

  • @SydneyKong
    @SydneyKong 21 день тому

    “Chery ll 1998” LMAOOO I THINK HER NAME IS CHERYL AHAHAHAHAHAHAB

  • @addieschwartz7095
    @addieschwartz7095 22 дні тому +3

    Chapel rone isn't Hannah Montana get tf outta here

  • @nickrollins2764
    @nickrollins2764 17 днів тому

    30:30 had me legit crying 😂

  • @SydneyKong
    @SydneyKong 21 день тому

    “I thought I was dumb” LMAOOO BRI IS SOOO MEEEE

  • @SydneyKong
    @SydneyKong 21 день тому

    “Creep”
    “Weirdo loser”
    “Bum”
    LMAOOO 💀💀💀

  • @GurtyBoraz
    @GurtyBoraz 21 день тому +2

    PLAY THE OUT AND ABOUT CLIP ABOUT DAVE PLEASE AND SEE HIM REACT w❤❤❤😂

  • @mackenzieshingler
    @mackenzieshingler 21 день тому

    i love all of you individually; dave is like ur cool rich uncle that you LIKE hanging out with, bri is the fun older sister that will also put you in your place, and josh is like the family golden retriever

  • @jamiehedderwick4346
    @jamiehedderwick4346 22 дні тому

    The raising canes logo under mads engagement video was hilarious ngl 💀

  • @amandalynnh
    @amandalynnh 20 днів тому

    LOL at the guys not knowing what a fork lift is, but Bri does. Love you Bri!!! ❤

  • @SydneyBarkley-g4x
    @SydneyBarkley-g4x 17 днів тому

    Dave for sure carries most of the comedy weight but I gotta say Josh has his moments too. He's slept on for sure

  • @EthanMcAlpin
    @EthanMcAlpin 21 день тому

    "If hand grenades and horseshoes were candy, every day would be Christmas"

  • @moroles33
    @moroles33 18 днів тому

    no way everyone is roasting Dave my man is the GOAT

  • @reauxnbears
    @reauxnbears 22 дні тому

    Bri’s forklift impersonation got my blood flowing

  • @sosparkly24
    @sosparkly24 22 дні тому

    “I 1000% have enough money to be attractive” 😂😂😂😂

  • @colleenrussell2220
    @colleenrussell2220 22 дні тому +5

    North?! 😂

  • @taymc730
    @taymc730 22 дні тому +1

    THIS IS GONNA BE SO GOOD

  • @SydneyKong
    @SydneyKong 21 день тому

    “In the middle of the night” is crazyyyy

  • @Realbrettski
    @Realbrettski 22 дні тому +4

    Bri mimicking a forklift shouldnt be as funny as it was

  • @kelseylynnebarber
    @kelseylynnebarber 22 дні тому +1

    This podcast is a prime example of The Dunning-Kruger effect.

  • @raha1277
    @raha1277 22 дні тому

    5:40 "If im like a degenerate gambler" hahahahahhahahahhahahahhaha IF?

  • @carolinecook695
    @carolinecook695 22 дні тому

    Dave’s honest reaction and blunt opinions of these headlines bring so much realness to the show. I absolutely love it. Super relatable. Love all 3 of y’all but thought I needed to give Dave the positive feedback he deserves with all the hate comments this week. And BTW… you don’t need that much money to be attractive 😌

  • @hollyculver4510
    @hollyculver4510 22 дні тому +3

    These 3 just work, I don’t know how it works, but it just does. The day someone leaves, I’ll be sad. (But bri definitely will be the first to say bye)

  • @SydneyKong
    @SydneyKong 22 дні тому +4

    I’m surprised they didn’t talk about the Kendall situation on the pod because that was in the reunion.

    • @bbydoll1999
      @bbydoll1999 22 дні тому +1

      respect to them for not. i can’t imagine being publicly violated the way he was and talking about it just brings more attention to it.

  • @serenideehope
    @serenideehope 22 дні тому

    I just started watching love island because of this pod.

  • @noahg5779
    @noahg5779 22 дні тому +1

    It’s a Front End Loader not a Forklift or Excavator 😂😂

  • @Crashlee11
    @Crashlee11 16 днів тому

    Bruno mars in the same sentence as Lady Gaga is criminal

  • @bebeerin
    @bebeerin 12 днів тому

    chappell roan is giving lorde vibes with the whole too aloof to take pictures with people

  • @SydneyKong
    @SydneyKong 21 день тому

    “Let’s not put that in the air because I could end up on one of the business side of those bullets” 💀💀💀💀

  • @bxbycloooo3128
    @bxbycloooo3128 18 днів тому

    Just door dashed raising canes while watchin this… first time trying it 😋

  • @Paul_onions
    @Paul_onions 22 дні тому

    Bri’s forklift impression 😂😂

  • @allisonmcilroy1547
    @allisonmcilroy1547 22 дні тому +2

    51:51 Got delayed 3 hours in Newark on the tarkmak, this guy sitting next to my friend was an ex convict and was sexually harassing her verbally!! Had to ask him to get moved on the plane……..😃

    • @imp77776
      @imp77776 18 днів тому

      Yup and guess what if it was a woman doing the harassing you could've done the same thing gotten them moved, methods to stay away from creeps are universal and don't have genders

  • @LacyDM
    @LacyDM 15 днів тому +1

    Whoever created the bookmarks put Michael Perry instead of Matthew Perry

  • @maddidzengelewski4877
    @maddidzengelewski4877 22 дні тому

    Dave you’re the best. I will forever rep my “Team Portnoy” sweatshirt from like 7 years ago lol.

  • @gracew2453
    @gracew2453 22 дні тому +2

    Dave and Josh can be so stupid when talking about the creepy men vs women. Fragile masculinity fr

    • @imp77776
      @imp77776 18 днів тому

      Lmao not fragile people just don't get it goes both ways there's no way to measure if there's more creepy men or woman and the methods to stay away from them don't have genders and anyone can use them, mainly men are tired of hearing women play a victim card because well for example it's the women that want everything to be equal so youre going to get treated as such, can't wait till you guys have to sign up for the draft like the rest of us lmao

  • @danimotherofchickens479
    @danimotherofchickens479 22 дні тому +1

    Celebrities don't owe anyone anything, pictures, autographs anything...unless your at a event. Same with paparazzi. Their private life is still theirs. If fans don't like that too bad.

  • @flowerchild2168
    @flowerchild2168 21 день тому

    Dave was on it for their ep! Legit crying

  • @hayden8339
    @hayden8339 22 дні тому +1

    Dave cant wrap his head around the man suing for $50k because to him thats nothing. To the average person that makes a world of a difference

  • @myafrorocks
    @myafrorocks 22 дні тому

    The fucking saying Dave made up omfg that made my day 😂😂😂

  • @juju24610
    @juju24610 22 дні тому +1

    what is up with the absolute hatred of bruno mars 😭😭love that man😂

  • @SydneyKong
    @SydneyKong 21 день тому

    “Maybe they would still be together”
    “Hmmm I don’t think so”
    Teaaaa

  • @cxproductions7106
    @cxproductions7106 20 днів тому

    Went to canes today on lunch break 20 minutes each way because I saw it on the pod sounded so goo

  • @diannawilliams6923
    @diannawilliams6923 10 днів тому +1

    Honestly, Dave is the ONLY reason I listen to this podcast. He’s interesting and funny; the other two are inexperienced fools.