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  • @tnerbtnerb5136
    @tnerbtnerb5136 8 років тому +1744

    Your first poem about stabbing, or your first stab at poetry?
    **dances offstage**

    • @7e21
      @7e21 8 років тому +2

      wow xD

    • @SgtKOnyx
      @SgtKOnyx 8 років тому +7

      badum tiss

    • @dylansloth
      @dylansloth 3 роки тому +14

      that's a beautiful comment, I hope you had a good four years.

    • @itwasmewasntit2448
      @itwasmewasntit2448 3 роки тому +4

      My liege,I've found your next jester of court!

    • @dELTA13579111315
      @dELTA13579111315 2 роки тому

      @@itwasmewasntit2448 *My Beige

  • @YourXavier
    @YourXavier 8 років тому +1152

    - Huh, that rhymed.
    - Hey, that rhymed again.
    - Is he going to keep doing that?
    - Wait, he's been rhyming since the beginning. How did I not notice?

    • @damoos3.
      @damoos3. 8 років тому +9

      omg it's true

    • @plato8260
      @plato8260 4 роки тому +2

      Fuck, now I cant unhear it

    • @opperturk124
      @opperturk124 4 роки тому +2

      I didn't notice untill this comment. Bruh

  • @dearthworm
    @dearthworm 7 років тому +575

    I've heard it said that, in a knife fight, the difference between the winner and the loser is that the loser dies at the scene of the fight and the winner dies in the ambulance on the way to the hospital.

    • @Modelstl063
      @Modelstl063 5 років тому +48

      Javier Fauxnom the winner is the faster runner

    • @towardsthelight220
      @towardsthelight220 5 років тому +18

      @@OnlyKaerius and he was lucky.

    • @cesaralvesdemoraes3187
      @cesaralvesdemoraes3187 5 років тому +3

      Pretty much

    • @tiggytheimpaler5483
      @tiggytheimpaler5483 5 років тому +7

      Sounds like what my drill instructors said

    • @thescrape
      @thescrape 3 роки тому +6

      "When two tigers fight, one is certain to be maimed, and one to die." Gichin Funakoshi

  • @JoeRezac005
    @JoeRezac005 9 років тому +1092

    ...Was that whole thing a damn poem?!

    • @ScienceDiscoverer
      @ScienceDiscoverer 8 років тому +38

      +James Ghosten yes 0_0 only got if after reading comments 0_0

    • @TheSuperQuail
      @TheSuperQuail 8 років тому +33

      +James Ghosten I noticed about half way through and my jaw dropped

    • @ericsbuds
      @ericsbuds 8 років тому +5

      +James Ghosten lots of his videos are like this :D

    • @KyrstOak
      @KyrstOak 6 років тому +1

      I noticed 13 seconds in, after he said 'not just avoiding some slit in your gown'.

    • @IsildurPL1
      @IsildurPL1 5 років тому

      Dont worry i noticed after 3 minutes

  • @TheRealmDrifter
    @TheRealmDrifter 7 років тому +2310

    It took me waaayyy too long to realize this entire video was in verse. Very well done, 15/10.

    • @jasperzanovich2504
      @jasperzanovich2504 7 років тому +75

      Took me right until the endslate.

    • @MrJimheeren
      @MrJimheeren 7 років тому +8

      TheRealmDrifter 5/7

    • @TheRealmDrifter
      @TheRealmDrifter 7 років тому +12

      A perfect 5/7

    • @FarSeeker8
      @FarSeeker8 7 років тому +1

      Is that describing the poetry style or are you compensating for the East German judge?

    • @Artrysa
      @Artrysa 7 років тому +10

      Wait, the entire video? I tought only the end.

  • @jameshardin1786
    @jameshardin1786 5 років тому +356

    When you pick the Bard class in a medieval game

    • @cutecat304
      @cutecat304 4 роки тому +16

      When you multi class as a bard and a rogue

  • @kendalldavis99
    @kendalldavis99 7 років тому +528

    poetry about fucking wrecking someone in a knife fight. I love it

    • @rhythmtreble7311
      @rhythmtreble7311 7 років тому +15

      i love the rhymes too

    • @oscarbristow1763
      @oscarbristow1763 7 років тому

      its spelt reking

    • @AgentTasmania
      @AgentTasmania 6 років тому

      Lloyd's work here would certainly impress any warrior-poet.

    • @John-mf6ky
      @John-mf6ky 5 років тому

      @BBB H
      Come in, we live in america haha. Don't at like there aren't people carrying out there that would pull a fun on a attacker with a knife. Grant, running is a very viable solution, and the one I suggest lol.

  • @anaamari5643
    @anaamari5643 9 років тому +394

    Somehow, I didn't even notice the rhyme until about the last 30 seconds of the video.

    • @SlyPearTree
      @SlyPearTree 8 років тому +4

      +Gromnok Windwaker
      I'm glad to see that I'm not the only one.

    • @fidur2
      @fidur2 8 років тому +1

      I didn't noticed it until the "reflect/expect" rhyme.

    • @vladimirlenin8917
      @vladimirlenin8917 8 років тому +4

      +Gromnok Windwaker Fuck, I didn't even notice till the last 30 seconds of the video.

    • @BoristheBlade
      @BoristheBlade 3 роки тому

      I didn't notice until I watched the follow up video :O

    • @shakti666
      @shakti666 3 роки тому

      everyone here had the same experience

  • @Skallagrim
    @Skallagrim 9 років тому +1252

    Ah, damnit... I've had a video about the saber grip vs. reverse grip with knives and daggers on my to-do list for a while. When I finally get to it people are going to accuse me of "ripping off" your video. :)
    Because, you know... on UA-cam you're never allowed to talk about a topic that someone else has covered in a video before, otherwise you're just "stealing ideas".

    • @GrimwaldsGaming
      @GrimwaldsGaming 9 років тому +117

      ***** Just do it, Skal. Your delivery is very different to Lindybeige

    • @cyonemitsu
      @cyonemitsu 9 років тому +27

      because people don't like learning things, clearly we must cherry pick our data based on the "whodunit first" criteria...

    • @Akm72
      @Akm72 9 років тому +43

      ...there's nothing wrong with stealing an idea for a topic, but unless you want to be thought of as the lesser man you'll have to do yours poetically as well! :o>

    • @MrPleers
      @MrPleers 9 років тому +12

      Not if you mention that Lindybeige also did a topic on this. And tell us how much you agree or disagree with him.

    • @Ottuln
      @Ottuln 9 років тому +25

      Stop ripping off Lindybeige Skall.
      It is obvious that only one person can have each opinion/idea first, and that everyone else is a non-talent copy, regardless of whether they are aware of that person or not.

  • @HamishMilne83
    @HamishMilne83 9 років тому +1976

    There are two main ways to hold a knife;
    One point up, and one point down.
    Now, in a knife fight, the prize is your life;
    Not just avoiding some slit in your gown.
    So you've got to get it right, this is a fight;
    But which is the better way?
    Well, perhaps it would shed some light
    If we see what the treatises say.
    Now, they seem quite clear;
    They prefer by far the downward, or ice-pick grip;
    True, the other way they don't exactly bar,
    But they never show us that flip.
    It's of the rondel that they seek to teach us;
    It's thin and stabby and long.
    But, what sort of techniques have failed to reach us?
    Perhaps the choice of the rondel is wrong?
    Now I learnt my knife fighting with a knife like this;
    It's shorter and fatter and cut-y.
    An attacker with this [the rondel] is just taking the piss
    Against me with this; he's surely putty!
    I learnt through re-enactment and kung fu,
    Not late medieval sources,
    And I know that complacency will never do,
    So I took some HEMA courses.
    I went along with an open mind,
    And took a wooden thing like this (for safety's sake).
    I tried out their moves to see what I could find,
    And, boy, the next day I didn't half ache.
    I found that my first suspicion proved true:
    The ice-pick grip limits your angles.
    There really is just one thing you can do,
    and I'd like more options when my life dangles
    by a thread, I'm *this* close to death,
    I can feel my heart's heartbeat drumming;
    This could be my last pain-free breath.
    With just one opening move, he'll see it coming!
    It's a good stab, I'll grant you:
    It's hard and downward and deadly,
    But one stab is many too few.
    Now, you hold it *this* way, you've got a medley!
    Try this: hold it 'ice-pick' on the outward side;
    You get to here and you're weak, and in pain.
    A half-decent force here [the wrist] applied,
    And down you go, unlikely to rise again.
    It's feeble, and slow, and so easy to block;
    An attack from here just spells doom.
    I mean, look: you've near enough got me in an arm-lock
    And you're not even in the same room!
    Now, the treatises do show some attacks
    That drop low, and come up like so;
    But try that, and I'll be relaxed;
    A big move like that is so slow.
    You offer your elbow like this to a foe,
    One push exposes your back and your head.
    So I know you're not going to land that blow;
    Before that: forget it, you're dead.
    Now, almost everything starts from here [the stab];
    So after the block, what next?
    Well, assuming you can overcome your fear,
    You could try what it says in the text.
    Typically you start by grabbing the blade;
    It's long, so it serves well as a lever;
    Its length acts as a disarming aid;
    And it's thin, so it's not much of a cleaver.
    But it's often, at least, just a little bit sharp;
    So, oh! Mightn't you cut your finger?
    Well, the alternative is you start playing the harp,
    So just grab it, this is no time to linger.
    Now, I'll choose something shorter and sharper,
    And I'll grip it my way, and we'll see who's the harper!
    And while you go in for some big twist,
    I'll slash you - it's quicker - and put a gash in your wrist.
    I'll cut through your tendons, under your arm,
    And turn your limb into so much slack rope.
    I have faith in the speed I do harm.
    You dope, to pin on ice-pick grip your hope.
    There are other ways, as shown by the likes of Fairbairn Skyes
    To stab and slash in a hundred strikes!
    So come our dagger duel, I'll hold it my way.
    You hold it yours, and we'll see who carries the day
    Having taken pause to reflect...
    Maybe I wouldn't.
    Because that's just what you'd expect.

    • @lindybeige
      @lindybeige 9 років тому +467

      Good grief! Now that, I didn't expect. When I wrote it down, I spelled the raspberry before "forget it - you're dead!" thus: "thththththp!" I fluffed the line about heart beats. It should be "heart beat's hard drumming". I also paraphrased a lot and added 'err' a lot and 'you know", partly as I struggled to recall the next line, but also to make it seem more conversational.

    • @deck444
      @deck444 9 років тому +74

      Lindybeige Congratulations on the poetry aspect of the video.
      As for the topic it´s very simple: the ice pick grip was used against foes with some type of armor because against armor cut strikes are meaningless with such a small weapon and you need more power in your stabbing strikes or in case of a backup surprise move because it´s easier and quicker to draw your dagger in a ice pick fashion (at this point reach it´s not an issue because in a backup surprise move your opponent is already close to you) it was used primarily by knights to finish off other knights when they were at close range aiming the dagger at the armor gaps or at places where the armor was lighter. The other type of grip is best when your fighting enemies without armor and you have time to draw your dagger before the fight begins because it gives you, like you said in the video, more options and more reach.

    • @smackedinthejaw
      @smackedinthejaw 9 років тому +51

      That is near genius on the part of Lloyd. It seems here that the pen is equally as mighty as the sword.....

    • @OneMindAnyWeapon
      @OneMindAnyWeapon 9 років тому

      ***** except all the ones that show ice pick being used in armour...
      The issue is between sudden need after primary weapons have failed or are unavailable and duelling when one has time to prepare and approach an opponent from out of distance

    • @OneMindAnyWeapon
      @OneMindAnyWeapon 9 років тому +1

      ***** and I didn't say that you did, I was pointing out that , while you said that most sources are for un-armoured fighting, I was just pointing out that there are plenty of sources for armoured use too, as you say the under hand grip is the most commonly seen in medieval European use. Also master lik Fiore, state whether a action is good for armoured or unarmured or both. With illustration in MS and fechtbuch though as in them we also see unarmoured half swording and poll axe, which could lead us to believe that these were to be used out of armour too...

  • @jensboettiger5286
    @jensboettiger5286 9 років тому +95

    The main reason rondel daggers are meant to be used in the ice pick grip is because they were meant for use against armored opponents. You have to make it into the openings, and then push through padding and possible chain mail. It takes the power afforded by the ice pick grip to do that well.

    • @beasst55
      @beasst55 4 роки тому +3

      @jenns - miss the "point"?

    • @avatarion
      @avatarion 8 місяців тому

      Rondel daggers were popular with "civilians" too. I assume if a knife fight ensued they would draw their rondel daggers.

  • @jakubSwaps
    @jakubSwaps 4 роки тому +24

    You recited that so convincingly I had no idea what was happening until the end, watching this for a second time is a whole new experience. Crazy.

  • @beswick1306
    @beswick1306 8 років тому +53

    "I can feel my hearts-heartbeat drumming" Did lindy just accidentally admit he's a timelord ?

    • @lindybeige
      @lindybeige 4 роки тому +22

      Or did I say "heart's heartbeat drumming"?

    • @EnglishDreadnought
      @EnglishDreadnought 4 роки тому +6

      @@lindybeige Or "hearts' heartbeat drumming"? Ah-haa-a.

    • @dmg4415
      @dmg4415 3 роки тому +1

      According to the legend of the Daleks, the Doctor would appear in many faces. He is always a threat which ever clothes he gets. There may be a leather jacket or a piece of tweed, but never in beige he has been seen. But then it may be true Lindy Beige is his hidden name, used to rest from Daleks, Cybmen and rest with Amy's child, his wife, the ever soo lovely River, always just a Song in his mind.

  • @simplyhard
    @simplyhard 2 роки тому +9

    I've come back to this multiple times. I love it really, not just because it actually ryhmes. This is my favourite video of yours. It makes everything I hear said a short period afterwards sound really weird of course. The point is that it's both interresting and fun, lindybeige, well done.

  • @wolfseye14
    @wolfseye14 8 років тому +16

    last 30 seconds I realised the rhymes, watched again and realised the whole video was in verse. Incredible!

  • @catata4544
    @catata4544 5 років тому +11

    "Now i'll pick something shorter and sharper, and i'll grip it my way and we'll see who's the harper" ~ Lindybeige 2015

  • @Captain-Jinn
    @Captain-Jinn 9 років тому +66

    A wild Dr. Seuss appeared. That just threw me off really badly for a minute or two. XD

  • @dashcostello6667
    @dashcostello6667 8 років тому +359

    Just realized its in verse. God damn your like Skallagrim and Yhatsee Crosshaw in one man

    • @amberheart526
      @amberheart526 8 років тому +27

      Do not dare disrespect our lord and saviour Yahtzee Croshaw by misspelling his name, scurvy knave! Now, chant with me:
      Pillock! Pillock! Pillock!

    • @dashcostello6667
      @dashcostello6667 8 років тому +14

      Sara Vanau
      Pillock! Pillock! Pillock! *Bows down to a 50 ft statue of a cock as I chant more*

    • @trolldatshityeahyou4001
      @trolldatshityeahyou4001 8 років тому

      I have to do this *you're

    • @dashcostello6667
      @dashcostello6667 8 років тому +4

      *****
      My god I'm stupid :(

    • @trolldatshityeahyou4001
      @trolldatshityeahyou4001 8 років тому +2

      Dash Costello
      it's fine, you're not the only one

  • @aidanallen1976
    @aidanallen1976 7 років тому +72

    Didn't realise it was a poem until the end lol.

  • @adorabell4253
    @adorabell4253 8 років тому +266

    that was awesome. !!! took me a while to realise that it was in verse.

  • @zrgbrg
    @zrgbrg 9 років тому +26

    The challenge's accepted
    As you have expected
    You fight point up - the dagger's mine!
    To see what style is going to shine
    With one addition, my mate:
    We are covered in ... full plate.

  • @StrayLion
    @StrayLion 8 років тому +40

    That feel when you finally realize he's been rhyming the whole time.
    I had to go back in the video like "has that motherfucker been....oh yup...yup YUP YAP! HE'S RHYMIN!" Goddammit Lindybeige that was well played.

  • @calvinscheuerman
    @calvinscheuerman 7 років тому +2

    It's insane how well he can speak in pre-written verse, yet make it seem like he's just ad-libbing and talking about whatever dagger information comes into mind. Not just his way of speaking but his mannerisms too. So I don't feel *too* stupid not realizing this was a poem until it was almost over. Lindybeige is just excellent at words. (if you haven't seen his video for his award-winning poem "an incomplete life" you should go watch it now.)

  • @raglanheuser1162
    @raglanheuser1162 8 років тому +36

    i did not realize until 2/3 through this was a poem

  • @RainbowDevourer
    @RainbowDevourer 9 років тому +156

    But the Rondel is an anti-armor dagger used mainly for stabbing, and the icepick-grip might be the ideal type of grip to get enough power to do some damage against an armored foe? For slashing type daggers it would be another story altogether though

    • @superstrudel
      @superstrudel 9 років тому +45

      _But Rondel is a dagger used for stabbing,_
      _the icepick-grip might be ideal for damaging_
      _even the armored foe? For slashing type daggers,_
      _it would be another story altogether._

    • @Glaswalker1001
      @Glaswalker1001 9 років тому +11

      RainbowDevourer You can't stab through steel. It wont happen. You can go for the visor or unplated joints, but thats where you need precision more than force.

    • @lindybeige
      @lindybeige 9 років тому +40

      The treatises write of using it in unarmoured fights, and often show unarmoured men.

    • @lughfiregod16
      @lughfiregod16 9 років тому +7

      Darius der Rote Your forgetting that most joints will have mail. Also stabbing tend to get through mail and padding better.

    • @Satakarnak
      @Satakarnak 9 років тому +2

      Lindybeige could it be for trainig? The rondel locks like an finish him of becuse i lies on the ground try stab him whre the armor is weak weapon.

  • @franklinblankenship8991
    @franklinblankenship8991 8 років тому +59

    only just realized this was all rhyming....now I have to watch the whole thing again......very genius.....I had wondered if such a thing was possible, prose in conversation, would it be imperceptible? pulled it of for a good 4 minutes......a mild criticism...fell into a bit more obvious rhythm towards the end.....going back again to check for iambic....

  • @ApollyonSG
    @ApollyonSG 8 років тому +11

    Now that I know that the video was in Rhyme, I can't believe I didn't hear it the first time.

  • @CLipka2373
    @CLipka2373 8 років тому +2

    Strangely enough, your recitation of the poem comes across so casual that during the entire first viewing I didn't even realize it rhymed. Congratulations to that!

  • @icspps
    @icspps 9 років тому +37

    I was always under the impression the Rondel Dagger was made specifically to deal with armored fighters, presumably you also wearing armor. I mean, personally, I would imagine a swift slash would be useless against a chain mail or anything heavier like plate mail. Wheras, you need the extra power of the ice pick grip to deal with armors.

    • @GeorgePerakis
      @GeorgePerakis 9 років тому +6

      For futher future reference:
      *ONLY CHAIN MAIL IS A THING AND THAT'S JUST CALLED MAIL!*

    • @Kaskade173
      @Kaskade173 9 років тому +3

      *****
      I always thought it referred to plate and mail, as in the two of them at the same time. And humans being lazy sods just dropped the and over time.

    • @GeorgePerakis
      @GeorgePerakis 9 років тому +1

      Kaskade173 Well, ok:
      A) No
      B) Pretty much never happened anyway.

    • @AdvancePlays
      @AdvancePlays 9 років тому

      George Perakis ***** Well, to be fair, you can get _Plaited_ Mail, which is only two letters out :P

    • @TheCraziestFox
      @TheCraziestFox 9 років тому +2

      George Perakis Presuming, of course, that language is a stale and static and not a living, changing thing that can change as time goes...

  • @secutorprimus
    @secutorprimus 7 років тому +43

    I didn't even notice it was a poem until the end!

  • @vampirica89
    @vampirica89 9 років тому +3

    You just took it to a whole another level, I'm really impressed. It took me a minute and a quarter to figure out it rhymed at all, so it sounded really natural as well. Looking forward to more similar videos.

  • @n8dawg640
    @n8dawg640 7 років тому +2

    Wow. As an completely oblivious person i did not so much as blink twice at this video. Only when i watched the followup did i hear the entire video is in verse. I came back to watch it, and now it's so obvious I can't tune it out 😂😂 well done lindybeige, well done 👍🏻👍🏻

  • @Cosmoline
    @Cosmoline 9 років тому +10

    The masters of old have taught us
    to heed the directions they brought us.
    Now you may think yourself a clever trout
    by wildly slashing and heaving all about.
    But as Liechtenauer says and patiently shows,
    you will not find truth with such florid blows.
    So keep your Fairbairn and your Seagal
    I’ll stick with Talhoffer and Paulus Kal.

  • @Rasgonras
    @Rasgonras 9 років тому +5

    A test cutting video by Skallagrim brought me to this conclusion: Even a simple cloth can reduce the effectiveness of glancing strikes by a considerable margin. Now, think of the kind of clothing the people with rondel daggers wore; Wasn't it considerably thicker and with more layers than modern clothing? The poofy arms alone speak volumes to that I think, though I would like an experts opinion or some data on the matter ere I draw a final conclusion. I wonder if they traded off the versatility of the sword-grip for the stabbing power needed to get through thick clothing.

  • @momentarylapse1362
    @momentarylapse1362 5 років тому +2

    "You've near enough got me in an arm lock and we're not even in the same room!" That was so hilarious man, thanks for the laugh. I just discovered your videos and I can't get enough of them!

  • @ac3raven
    @ac3raven 8 років тому

    I love this poem. It at first appears to be one of your informational videos, but then the rhythm becomes noticeable. Clever.

  • @RyanN777
    @RyanN777 7 років тому +18

    the whole video was a poem, absolutely astonishing.

  • @Thrand11
    @Thrand11 9 років тому +15


    This is Thrand! I will do a reply video as well with actual combat and testing if any are interested. I might wait until Skallagrim puts his out so can address both Skall and Lloyd. This is a subject I know very much about and would love to do a comparison video of the grips :D

    • @Thrand11
      @Thrand11 9 років тому +3

      Our reply video is out! Dagger fighting Reply to Lindybeige or Lloyd
      ua-cam.com/video/iQYgAS_hGZM/v-deo.html

    • @Thrand11
      @Thrand11 9 років тому +3

      Some did not understand our points or testing results properly so made an Explanation video to our testing reply :D
      Dagger fighting Reply to Lindybeige or Lloyd Explanation
      ua-cam.com/video/X8pC1sExhw4/v-deo.html

  • @DannoCrutch
    @DannoCrutch 9 років тому +1

    Your delivery is so natural that the poetic verse is going to be lost to many viewers. Really quite excellent.

  • @rowanfraser922
    @rowanfraser922 4 роки тому +1

    So very good lesson. I had a friend who ran with Portuguese knife fighting gangs for a bit. He was swearing by ice pick and and I showed him some other techniques that really opened him up to the possibility of forward grip. Also easier to throw from forward.

  • @Simtar123
    @Simtar123 7 років тому +4

    I thought i had watched all of your videos, but this one....blew me away! Big fan! =D

  • @Applepoop69
    @Applepoop69 8 років тому +11

    1:45 hearts... TIME LORD

  • @kevinsullivan3448
    @kevinsullivan3448 7 років тому +1

    I've seen the sword grip also referred to as the Saber grip. And while so many people are obsessing about the grip they conpletely ignore the one of the most important aspects of dagger/knife fighting: Footwork.
    Thanks for another outstanding video.

  • @GR3YD0G
    @GR3YD0G 9 років тому +1

    Huh, the way you recited this was so convincing that i thought it was one of your regular videos, i didn't realise it was in verse until i watched your clarifying video. Very impressive Lindy!

  • @God8-O
    @God8-O 7 років тому +15

    Just bring a Pommel.

  • @an0nim0uz
    @an0nim0uz 9 років тому +3

    I don't think I'd ever pick a fight with Lloyd. He'd fuck me up.

  • @fatmatweedell7747
    @fatmatweedell7747 4 роки тому +1

    Lindybeige is basically a living Dungeons and Dragons human bard. He's good with his wording and humour, yet knows how to use practically any weapon better than a skilled knight or warrior could. He'd be fun at the book and die. He could be his own army back six centuries ago.

  • @CorrieBergeron
    @CorrieBergeron 8 років тому

    Many years ago I was telling a story to a new person in the presence of an old friend who, like me, is a poet.
    I found myself falling into iambic pentameter quite by accident. It was kinda cool. My friend noticed, and grinned and nodded to encourage me.
    I lost it completely.
    Well done. I just might steal this.

  • @jwrosenbury
    @jwrosenbury 7 років тому +4

    The "ice pick" grip works well with karate training. It encourages elbow strikes, not "ice picking." I assure you it is very effective in the hands of a trained martial artist. ("Ice picking" is the worst thing you can do. It is slow and easily blocked.) A sharp blade can eviscerate several arteries in a second.
    Yet for someone trained in medieval weapons, the fencing grip is superior. There are dozens of good strikes, many of them fight ending.
    In the end, training is the big determiner. Skill with whichever style beats a lack of skill.
    If two people with "equal" skill in their styles fought, I would expect them to kill each other within 5 seconds. Neither style blocks the other well.
    BTW, I've spared against both.

  • @spamhonx56
    @spamhonx56 9 років тому +18

    ah, here's a subject i can speak on with a little authority. i've had three altercations with people with knives (ignoring the time when i had a knife, and it was bigger, and they left me alone) and i've been stabbed twice. naturally, i spent a lot of time since then learning more about knives. the interesting thing is that only one of these people came at me with the 'ice-pick' grip, as you describe it, and that was the time where i, unarmed, was able to kick the blue blazes out of them before they managed to land a hit. the two times that they came at me with a knife held like a sword, i did get stabbed, in more or less the same spot, perhaps a flaw in my combat style.
    out of pride, i should like to add that neither time would i say i 'lost' these altercations, always a case of you should see the other guy.

    • @SmigGames
      @SmigGames 9 років тому

      What's the spot that you got stabbed at?

    • @spamhonx56
      @spamhonx56 9 років тому +13

      ***** for a start, it puts a shock of adrenaline through you which really messes with you. i couldn't tell if the knife was burning hot, or freezing cold but it felt like on of the two. i could also feel the knife pressing my skin in until the point where the tip broke into the skin, and then i could just feel each individual cell tearing. very unpleasant.

    • @spamhonx56
      @spamhonx56 9 років тому +1

      S2MH left side of my torso, just below the ribcage. why do you ask?

    • @TalltallTim16
      @TalltallTim16 9 років тому

      If you are telling the truth do you know how much damage could have been done to you? That area of the body contains the stomach, spleen, the left lung the splenic artery and the phrenic artery. Stabbing any of those is fatal without urgent medical attention.

    • @spamhonx56
      @spamhonx56 9 років тому +3

      TimenyCricket because my reaction to a knife-wound should be 'oh, i don't need to go to the hospital for this...' but sarcasm aside, what sane person does not seek medical attention in that scenario?

  • @salimzwein
    @salimzwein 9 років тому

    by far the most entertaining of your vids. i had a smile since the start :)

  • @jakeclub
    @jakeclub 9 років тому

    This being in verse made it even more enjoyable. You gave it depth. Well done.

  • @thesnowybanana2971
    @thesnowybanana2971 8 років тому +10

    did he just fucking drop a dagger fight poem

  • @777Krisztian
    @777Krisztian 7 років тому +34

    OH MY GOD THIS IS A POEM THIS SHT IS GENIOUS!

  • @BERNTRR
    @BERNTRR 9 років тому

    Dear god i love your videos man.
    Just recently found this channel and your content and personality is amazing, keep up the good work chap ^^

  • @Schroeder2424able24
    @Schroeder2424able24 4 роки тому

    This might be my favorite Lindy vid, who else supplies such a quality combo of rhyme and deadly instruction

  • @mattpelzek3809
    @mattpelzek3809 7 років тому +13

    Took me a while to realize that he's rhyming.

  • @djordjetosic4553
    @djordjetosic4553 7 років тому +3

    try the karambit... made for "point down" grip

  • @hannannibal_barca
    @hannannibal_barca 7 років тому

    You are by far one of the best channels on UA-cam

  • @kennethmitchell1960
    @kennethmitchell1960 9 років тому +1

    informative and thought provacive as usual. love the rhythm and rhyme. very entertaining keep it up lindy

  • @tetsubo57
    @tetsubo57 9 років тому +4

    I carry a knife everyday as a tool. I've done so for the past thirty-eight years. The ice-pick grip has always struck me as monumentally silly.

    • @Tyler_Lalonde-
      @Tyler_Lalonde- 9 років тому +2

      Depends on the person and purpose of the knife. The reverse is most used by military because it's the usually the fastest deployment from their vest. Also depends on the laws like for me I legally can carry a fixed blade with a good reason. Self defense apparently isn't a valid reason. Which is bs. So I got a flick one that will always open up in the forward grip.

    • @Tyler_Lalonde-
      @Tyler_Lalonde- 9 років тому +1

      Also depends on if you get ambushed our if you know you will have to use your knife. So reverse could be a quick way to draw. While forward is the preferred choice for heading into a fight.

  • @ptonpc
    @ptonpc 9 років тому +4

    All good buts but I have to ask. How many takes did it take you to get this in the can?

    • @lindybeige
      @lindybeige 9 років тому +18

      Bizarrely, this is take one. I did one more complete take (with a few fluffed partial takes before it) but ended up using the first. I liked its more conversational feel. The delivery was closer to my normal prose tone, which I thought was unusual. I keep saying things like 'you know' and 'err', which makes the fact that it is a poem weirder.

    • @ColonelBragg
      @ColonelBragg 9 років тому

      Lindybeige i feel like that ice pick grip would be good for finishing someone off or for a assassin killing someone from behind

  • @poppedweasel
    @poppedweasel 8 років тому

    Had to thumb's up when you said grab the blade as a defence as this ties in so much with my own experience. I was stabbed multiple times through the chest and stomach, last October by a ten inch kitchen knife. I survived, half through luck and half by grabbing the blade and wrestling the guy to the ground. We were next to an armchair and I thrust the blade deep into the cushion and his hands slipped off from the blood. Then I had the knife.
    I'm not trained, I was very lucky. But one thing I often think of since is that we all wonder how we would cope in that situation and I am so glad I did not succumb to fear.

  • @jessejohnson8562
    @jessejohnson8562 Рік тому +1

    "the Swiss army knife in my hand. Know this shit corny, but it can end the life of ya' fam" -Sean Price, RIP... stabbing poetry has in fact been a thing for quite a while but I like this new approach... its significantly more... beige.

  • @Abraxis86
    @Abraxis86 8 років тому +4

    I have always assumed you'd hold ice-pick-like if you had a more defensive or reactionary mindset. Think of how a boxer uses his forearms to protect himself against an aggressive opponent. Now adopt this posture but put a knife in your hand, obviously you'd want it pointed at them.
    This posture keeps your forearm out at all times ready to deflect or push aside your opponent's arm, or their whole body if they try to grapple. After doing so, the blade is right there angled for a plunge into the torso, or neck after a higher parry. Holding it normally all you can do is awkwardly slash after a deflection.
    The Forearm, of course is the best part of your body for getting cut, or taking any sort of abuse, especially if you've got some padding or leather on it. Again, this is why boxers fight the way they do. I was always taught to use the top of the forearm to protect yourself from someone with a blade in any case. I was under the impression this was pretty fundamental for self-defense.
    Generally, you want to be keeping your forearm between you and their blade at all times, and when they extend themselves too much, you give them a quick snap for a deadly stab. Try it out, it actually feels very natural. As you said, there is much wider use of a blade held regularly, and that's true, but your core is weak and your movements broad. If I am tucked in like this sure I may take a few superficial slashes, but once I'm inside your attack, which is a position you've help put me in, my knife will be buried to the handle, and you won't be walking away from that.

  • @BaeWatson
    @BaeWatson 9 років тому +3

    This is my favorite video

    • @grayjmc
      @grayjmc 9 років тому

      mine too. i wouldnt want to start a fight with him haha

  • @KyrstOak
    @KyrstOak 6 років тому +2

    0:13 😄 This was the point at which I realised that this is a poem. Well done, Lindybeige.

  • @devonsharkey414
    @devonsharkey414 7 років тому +1

    I think the main point of the overhead stab is how quickly it is executed from the draw. The dagger was usually worn at the right hip, and the quick draw and downward stab is easily done from that position. I generally emphasize that this is more combat of immediacy, and not a dueling style. You see in various texts the underhanded stab used almost as frequently. Another point worth mentioning is how difficult it can be to cut through sturdy cloth, especially something with layers or padded. Just a few points to consider.

  • @TFSMikeRath
    @TFSMikeRath 9 років тому +9

    Have you looked at Native American or FMA to see the ice pick grip done? There's more ways than you showed to utilize that grip. The Karamit is primarily used in that reverse grip and its very effective. Just check things out past kung fu which is not a spectacular way of learning knife fighting IMO and check out those whose culture revolves around it.

    • @MrLazyeyedhobo
      @MrLazyeyedhobo 9 років тому

      Get 2 practice karambits and give one to some random guy who doesn't train and tell him to hold it tip up then spar him with yours tip down. Post the results of you intentionally giving up range, power, and the ability to slash from left to right for my amusement plz.

    • @GuitarsRockForever
      @GuitarsRockForever 8 років тому +1

      +Mike Reis Good point. Also check modern special force training.
      My understanding is icepick grip generate more power, and has more defensive moves (think to use dagger to block another dagger/sword). However, doesn't matter how you get around it, this position does limit your attack movement. It also limit your attack range, so fighting style with icepick grip is always very very close to each other.
      The other way, I think it is called sabre grip, offers a great range of attack options, and it has reach advantages. The problem with it is there is very little defensive moves you can do.
      Which grip to use, is depending on which one you are trained with, and whether you focus on attack, or more defensive position in mind.
      I'm practically untrained in both, but if my life depends on it, I do sabre grip, and go offensive option.

    • @TFSMikeRath
      @TFSMikeRath 8 років тому

      +GuitarsRockForever That's a very well done comment! I agree with the lack of range since the blade is closer to you, but its advantage is easily concealed and you can use the weapon to manipulate limbs of your enemy to open them up. And since if you're using a knife you are already in close quarters where its even an option so having it concealed is a bonus since a knife should be felt not seen.
      There is also the hammer grip as well as the saber grip and there are a few ways to hold a knife more than just two, and it does come down to what you're comfortable with. Using a front grip is something many people do and it does give range and with a flow and untrained person can use that grip better than a reverse grip.
      I've worked with SF people in the past and I work with tactical knife applications a lot! And not many of them come from kung fu inspiration. The more effective stuff you'll find embedded in cultures that utilize knives more.

    • @GuitarsRockForever
      @GuitarsRockForever 8 років тому +1

      Mike Reis Again, I'm not expert, I only based my opinion on what I've seen, with almost no personal experience. Hammer grip, IMO is the weakest, most limited grip you can do with a dagger. I'm also thinking from defensive perspective, defending attacker holding dagger in icepick grip, you need to mostly focus on his/her elbow. If you can control elbow, you are safe from the blade. IMO, that limits what you can do to attack. It is not saying icepick grip is no good, but just saying it has its disadvantages. sabre grip is harder to defend against from what I know. I think special force people use both grip depending on what they need at time.

    • @TFSMikeRath
      @TFSMikeRath 8 років тому

      This is why you should do as much training as possible. I'm doing a book review on a 4 vol. set of tactical knife combat, and will leave a link for it. It would give you an education that would help you understand different things about knife fighting.

  • @cinnamanstera6388
    @cinnamanstera6388 7 років тому +4

    I din't notice it's all a poem till the very end. Thought you're manner of speaking was rather different in this one.

  • @G1NZOU
    @G1NZOU 7 років тому +1

    It's good that you mentioned Fairbairn-Sykes, the Commando style of dagger fighting always recommended the standard grip over the ice pick, for many of these same reasons. Ice pick might be handy if you're stabbing an unaware unarmed person but you can do just as much damage and be more discrete at the same time holding the dagger lower down and driving it upwards.

  • @ciceronincheese7195
    @ciceronincheese7195 8 років тому

    Very well done. I didn't become suspicious of your use of verse until about four minutes in. I didn't know for certain it was all in verse until you finished saying "I do you harm."
    Then I re-watched the whole video.
    Well done indeed, Lindybeige.

  • @ricancira
    @ricancira 8 років тому +4

    I like poems. poems make me smile. 😆

  • @AnatomyofTotte
    @AnatomyofTotte 9 років тому +5

    You have been missed XD

    • @amir436
      @amir436 9 років тому

      Agreed mate.

  • @segispereztakacs7005
    @segispereztakacs7005 3 роки тому +1

    my favorite lindybeige video no doubt

  • @davesunhammer4218
    @davesunhammer4218 7 років тому

    Bravo, oh knife bard!
    You pulled off the conversation aspect so well I forgot it was a poem in the middle.
    Masterful.

  • @CSanykdotCom
    @CSanykdotCom 9 років тому +3

    Poetry?

  • @poiumty
    @poiumty 9 років тому +45

    What's with the British and their penchant to rhyme? It annoys me so much, it should be a crime! Please pass the lyrics in your next diatribe, lest my hand be forced and I'll unsubscribe!

    • @lindybeige
      @lindybeige 9 років тому +80

      Please stay your hand, show some sobriety,
      I did this just for variety.
      A New Year surprise - an attempt at a treat,
      But with you, I surmise, one that led to defeat.
      Others may rhyme, but not about spears,
      And not all of the time, to please others' ears.

    • @poiumty
      @poiumty 9 років тому +24

      I could be convinced, in a way,
      To let go of my outrage and stay
      Just think up a script
      Made of limmericks
      And use it posthaste, if you may.

  • @IndianaJoe0321
    @IndianaJoe0321 5 років тому +2

    The blade down 'ice pick grip' has its advantages as well. Although you have to be closer (distance!), an 'ice pick grip' inside stab (rather than your demonstrated outward stab) has MORE power. The grip is also better suited for grappling & hooking.
    Bottom line: each grip has its pros & cons. One should train in both grips & be prepared to use either, depending on what the situation is.

  • @nathanbarwell5236
    @nathanbarwell5236 6 років тому

    This was my first hit on Fairbairn Sykes (having watched a bunch of your videos lately). Not what I was looking for, but first one I watched.

  • @MatthewCampbell765
    @MatthewCampbell765 8 років тому +3

    Now I'm really embarrassed. It took more than one watching to learn that this was rhyming.

  • @hyperion3145
    @hyperion3145 8 років тому +7

    Nice poem...very clever.

  • @FUnazis
    @FUnazis 6 років тому

    Holy cow... Saw the entire video twice and only now realise that it's like one big poem with all the rhymes and such.
    Really, really nice job there.

  • @Arariel3
    @Arariel3 8 років тому

    Just watched another of your videos where you mentioned this one was actually a poem. I apologize I'd not noticed this on the first viewing. I have to confess that now with a bit more attention you've made it painfully obvious and I applaud your talent in execution. Thank you for the entertainment!

  • @slaanghoul
    @slaanghoul 8 років тому +23

    You make a good case about holding a knife;
    but whatever you think, you'll be dead in a fight.
    The way Lindybeige holds his knife;
    is for cutting steak and not for fight.
    You can't scrap worth a crap;
    and my ice pick grip will give you a smack.
    I like your style and I like your poem;
    but, at the end of the day.... just stay home.

    • @stinkyklink
      @stinkyklink 5 років тому +3

      slaanghoul looks like we gotta tough guy over heeere

  • @DragonLord1103
    @DragonLord1103 7 років тому

    Recent subscriber here...and man you are awesome to watch..this was absolutely great.

  • @CepuminsLV
    @CepuminsLV 8 років тому

    dem rhymes doe, sick bruh, whens your mixtape coming out? Really was dope doe

  • @etnrutledge8461
    @etnrutledge8461 5 років тому

    THIS IS NOW MY FAVORITE LINDY VIDEO. HOLY DANG MY MAN

  • @Squidforhire2
    @Squidforhire2 8 років тому +1

    You tricked me into listening to your poetry and it was amazing... Thanks for making me listen to a fantastic poem.

  • @Tectonix26
    @Tectonix26 9 років тому

    The speech in verse was much appreciated, can you do so more in future?

  • @lancenetworkv5938
    @lancenetworkv5938 3 роки тому

    i half expected to hear your lego man shout "Stabby-beige" in the usual fashion at the end whilst wielding a tiny plastic knife.

  • @peteeblack7061
    @peteeblack7061 3 роки тому

    Lindy, this is a masterpiece! Love it.

  • @lucassalameh2593
    @lucassalameh2593 2 роки тому

    Lindy so articulate and melodic on his normal speaking no one realized he was spitting bars

  • @EliotChildress
    @EliotChildress 7 років тому

    This is easily one of the best videos on youtube

  • @Pizzagulper
    @Pizzagulper 8 років тому

    I am no expert in knife fighting but i was talking it over and looking through the options and i found that the point down technique is better because at least in a modern day setting weapons are short. Most people hold their weapon in the right hand so you can try to grab their wrist with your left hand and put your knife to their throat. If they try to bring up their left arm to grab your right arm you can very easily stab their right arm with the knife point down and move it back up to the throat again, with the point down.

  • @mert_the_gert
    @mert_the_gert 8 років тому

    Gosh, it was only in the last minute of the video that I realized there was verse. So I went back to the beginning and was able to pick up the rest of it. I quite liked it.

  • @zantaklaus
    @zantaklaus 8 років тому

    First sorry for my poor english, i would say that i just discoverd your channel and i really enjoy your videos, i'm a swiss student studiing medieval history, i dont know if i will be read but i've got a different view of the question so i will try to explain my point... But i need to underline that you do a fantastic job on the text of this video! Congratulations, i love it!
    The fact that the representation of dagger is always shown in a "pickaxe grip" is to link with the very natur of the dagger, it's a weapon for cowards, for murdering and durty stuffs in the shadows. With the pickaxe grip, you can dissimulate it easly in your sleeve and shown your blade at the very last moment. Even during a fight, it's possible to hide the blade behind your arm in the way that your opponent can't predicte whitch way you will slice (from right to left or left to right).
    I agree that some of the representation/texts in the Fighting books of the end of Medieval age and of the Modern Ages speak about dueling with daggers in pickaxe position and i think that in this very unique composition (two people holding both a knife and dueling, you will have some conditions to fill to have that), it's a bit strange and unefficient... I feel like the knife combat is more about exchanging some slice until one didnt got enough blood (strange sentence, sorry again for my english) and energie to counter the final hit. In this way, i will reuse my first argument : You can keep your distance, hide the way you will hit and make a slice and going back to your safe distance, etc till the last hit... Like your conclusion said it, the pickaxe grip is much more sneaky, what an appropriate way to use a coward weapon (say me if you agree on the cowardness componant of the dagger), that's why this representation is so much shownd, it accentuate the total contradiction with the vertues of chivalry in use in this time.
    I would last say that i totally follow you on the stigmatisation of french history/people/... it make me laugh a lot and it's not because i share my langage with this people that i will support their pretentious historiography. I cant wait to go see your video about Long Messer but it will be for tonight: now, back to studies.

  • @claspe1049
    @claspe1049 9 років тому +1

    I would say that the icepick grip makes the most sense if you are mostly grabling and use the dagger as a finisher. In medieval times there was maybe an advantage in the fact that the ice pick grip forces you to get close fast, if you have to use your dagger against a sword or polearm getting close would be your best option.

  • @neilwilson5785
    @neilwilson5785 7 років тому +1

    Somehow missed this one, whilst busy watching boarding school and dancing videos. Anyway, this is the best thing by a mile on UA-cam. Three minutes in, it dawned that it was in rhyme. Lovely.

  • @kristofb5013
    @kristofb5013 6 років тому

    Lindybeige is the new face of Grime music. Spitting bars about shanking