Yandere Crime Boss Girlfriend Wants You Back [Audio Roleplay] [Mafia Vibes] [Chaos] [Desperate]
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- Опубліковано 16 жов 2024
- Your girlfriend is intense: a crime boss, potential serial killer, definitely not the kind of girl you bring home to mom! While she's a real tough girl with her associates, she's sweet as sugar for you! Unfortunately, her work keeps her busy--too busy for your liking. She's not paying nearly enough attention to you lately! So when you decide to take a break, she can't help but go overboard to get you back!
[F4A] [Yandere Crime Boss Speaker] [Willing Listener] [Rich Speaker] [Mafia Influences] [VERY Possessive] [VERY Protective] [Spicy] [Kisses] [L-Bombs] [So Many Gifts] [Taking a Break] [Spoiling the Listener] [Chaos] [Manic] [Desperate] [CW: Implied Violence/Murder/Action Sounds] [Rain] [Just a Smidge of Stalking] [And She's Slightly Terrifying] [But Weirdly Wholesome!]
Performer: Vanilla Velvet Audio
Script by: ItsEsmeJones
SFX: freesound.org all under public domain/CC0 licenses
#asmr #audioroleplay #yandere
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I like to imagine that the listener has been with her so long that all of her crazy features are just normal to us, so throughout this entire conversation, we’re perfectly calm and not even raising our voice at her for breaking into our sister’s house.
I can imagine that we might be on a phone call with her just chatting about our days, then heard a bunch of gunshots go off in the background, we ask what that was and she just says “we’re killing off some hostages” and we would just be like “huh, okay. Anyway, I finished that LEGO set you bought me last month…”
Ah yes, the calming speaking and going back to sleep not even worried about locking the door
"Babe, could you go do the mobster thing like, down the block? The bullets are ricocheting and I'm trying to sleep."
@@VanillaVelvetAudio LMFAOOOO
@@VanillaVelvetAudio I think it would be more like the Mad Scientist audio, where she installed soundproof walls to the bedroom so her darling could sleep peacefully without being interrupted by the screams of her subjects.
The second we bring up the noise thing, the next day she would call in a shipment of silencers and a carpenter to install some thicker insulation.
"Stop bleeding out and answer for your crimes" is one of funniest, if not the funniest, things I've heard today 😂
I'm so happy to hear that! I do my best to deliver laughs with the audios I make and the scripts I choose; I'm always happy to learn when it works.
I absolutely love the dynamic of “big bad crime boss who’s in a relationship with an adorable cinnamon roll”
Me too! I think it was a wonderful script.
Yeah they just hug them from behind and the roll squeaks like a squeaky toy
@@cristalmewtwo4160omg yes 😂😂😂😂😂
You can just imagine the boys at the end of the video all cheering for their boss now that they are no longer in danger of death if she failed
Y'know, I was think at the end that, despite not being Vel's style, if there was a "Oh thank god!" from far away at the end that this would've been perfect.
Just like that scene from episode one of owl house when the guards are cheering on the warden
@@cristalmewtwo4160 yes just like that
i imagine that one dude that was supposed to tell her about the date was shitting bricks when he heard "break"
I Imagine Jesse Pinkman's voice in my head: "YEAH BITCH!"
I like the part of her trying very hard with flowers and jewelry, it's not the money, but that she actually remembers what the listener likes
I enjoyed that element of the script myself! Like, they're very "basic" gifts, but purchased for sentimental reasons! It's a nice twist.
“It’s not always about the money
It’s about sending a message”
-heath ledger. Dark knight
It's heartwarming how genuine and sincere she is. Her heart is in the right place even if her head isn't.
😅 I'm sure everyone around her is more concerned with where her grenades and blades are, than her head and heart...
@@VanillaVelvetAudio You know me better than that, Vel, lol.
@@VanillaVelvetAudio she has a grenade up someone ass or a knife in a guy’s dick, this is normal for us and the boys
How could anyone every consider leaving this adorable dork of a crime lord?? I love her chaotic energy so much ❤️❤️
Well *some* people get nervous around grenades, ~apparently~
One to many missed dates
@@cristalmewtwo4160 you know what, fair, but I would raise you the extended cuddle period that comes after a shootout
@@applerancher5329 but I raise you staying at home worried sick on whether she's coming home alive or in a box
@@cristalmewtwo4160 Again fair, but she's adorable and picks up her phone so I would (maybe) know if we have a situation or not
Her energy is the definition chaotic but sweet, like Harley Quinn with a love life. Absolutely loved this one, hoping for more.
Maybe someday! We'll see if she ever makes a comeback. Thanks for listening!
Omg that would be such a cool concept!
Yeah, I was definitely getting Harley vibes at "We did it, boys, the BOSS AIN'T SINGLE NO MORE!"
@@VanillaVelvetAudiowe'll wait for her to come again.
It's kinda cute hearing a yandere being accused of emotional neglect.
Slowly coming around to the realization that these ASMR videos are just bedtime stories for adults, but that's not gonna stop me from enjoying the to the fullest.
Hey, grownups deserve fun story time too! Definitely beats joining a book club and reading literary fiction about...divorce and stuff.
@@VanillaVelvetAudio lol accurate
“You love your historical antiques!”
Ay she’s got me there, I’m a sucker for items of historical significance
It's good to have hobbies!
Listener is definitely like "She is f'ing wild, but I love her anyawy."
Fun audio.
Thank you! I'm glad you enjoyed it!
If she's this soft towards her bf than I can't imagine how pissed she is if another group of gang tries to steal her bf away as hostage
Mobsters would tell tales of the ensuing bloodbath for generations...
@@VanillaVelvetAudio
Random mobster grunt: A fucking toothpick... she killed everyone with a fucking toothpick
*He says, laying in a pool of his own blood, as many bodies are hanging from their organs, with a laughing mobster Vanilla, as she continues to stab a female mobster with a toothpick*
Aww she’s this combination of adorable, crazy and badass! And the seemingly split personality she has of tough boss, but sweet girl when with us is lovely!
I loved that contrast too, that's why I picked this script! I'm glad you enjoyed it.
she's made us an offer we cant refuse
So, are we going to the restaurant that's actually a front for the organization, or an actually nice restaurant?
But it is a nice restaurant, that’s how they make so much money
That made me think of that one story I heard a while back about a mob group that had a pizza joint as a front, but the joint was so successful that they just stopped doing crime and just did pizza.
@@willc3697 Good Ending unlocked.
@@willc3697 it's pizza time
Why can't we have both? If your nice restaurant is a front for the organization, you can eat while you work.
Okay the opening was genuinely funny. Your performance throughout is wild. Keep it up...🌌
So, I know this will most likely not be read, but I have to say this.
I absolutely ADORE this audio.
I love how the main character, the crime boss herself, is emotional detached and DEFINITELY unstable, but she does have genuine love there.
It is also a little strange hearing.
I have an idea for a crime boss audio since 2017, but I could never muster the effort or care to put the full work in to make a script.
The audio was to be 5 parts, at which the listener at the end of part 5 made a choice for a good or bad ending.
I just could never muster up the energy to do it.
This audio had some the feel I would have made for that.
Sorry for ranting.
You did a really good job on this.
Have a nice day.
As a writer myself, I encourage you to write! It's can be a joyous activity, even though it can also be difficult, and I promise you words have no expiration date. An idea you had in 2017 is just as good now, and if you sat down to write it, no matter how long it takes, or how often the process goes in fits and starts, creating stories is always worthwhile!
I enjoy that the mob appreciates the listener for being a balancing effect on their otherwise intense boss
Yeah, I bet they're happy with ANY stabilizing force in the boss's life. Anytime it looks like she might screw up the relationship? They scramble to help fix it.
I kinda want to think that her enemies also help her fix it because she gets too crazy without the listener to the point they would beg the listener to get back with her.
At least we know she can pay for the broken door now
She'd go overboard and buy ten doors, knowing her.
That "Hunny bunny" hit my heart 🫀
I got a chuckle 🤭 out of how emotionally vulnerable and violent she was able to be at the same time. Excellent script and great performance.
Thank you so much! I was so happy to bring it to life!
@@VanillaVelvetAudio you are very welcome. I loved your Q&A. You sound like very interesting person
She's got heart and I think I might be able to bring out the best in her if I can get her to abandon her life of crime. That's probably wishful thinking though.
As always, Vel delivers!
Okay, but hear me out: if she stays in the life and you two get married, she'll be your wife of crime. Eh? Eh? Pretty good perk there, being able to introduce her that way.
@@VanillaVelvetAudio Sold
"I can fix her."
I mean if she's willing to spoil me this much... I guess I can afford to let this slide.
Love is worth fighting, or paying for.
Much love from UK Vel!
😄💙
k...so normally, I'm not huge into yanderes...but this one, I can't help but enjoy despite the murdering...
Well Done!!!
Thank you! I do a lot of yandere content like this, so I'm glad to hear you enjoyed it even though you're not usually into the trope!
I absolutely love her 😂 she so hyper cute while also being deadly, we need more of this character or more like her.
This is the first ASMR I've ever watched. That's actually made me feel like I'm in the shoes of the character
This is what Fork is talking about! He knows it was made a year ago but it doesnt matter. Hes spent all night and morning looking for a yandere audio like this. Every audio he finds for yandere always is way too dark, ending in the R, drugging, or mutilation, which triggers certain fears and traumas and makes Fork all icky. This audio has a yandere who, albeit psychotic, is not blind to the listeners suffering and isnt the mentality of "well im happy so who cares". Fork thanks you
I love the Coarse, Commanding Voice you used for when she's not talking to the Listener.
The kinda Gruffer vocal tone works well and adds ALOT to the character.
Plus it sounds cool.
I love those fireworks SFX in the middle of the gunfight lmao
I imagine the listener being this really classy, smooth kind of James Bond of hero.
And the mental image of him acting like a total Diva because his sweetly beloved didn't came to the anniversary of their first fight as arch-nemesis really is funny to me.
Smooth hero and his completely feral gremlin of a mob boss gf. I kind of love the imagined dynamic.
I love your style of ASMR, I like that you use your "outside" voice instead of whispering or talking softly the whole time. It really helps convey emotion to the listener. Also I just love the cute little rambles of your talkative characters!!
The best part in this was the boss aint single anymore
This is the perfect combination of precious, hilarious, and just all around fun. Absolutely loved every minute of it - excellent work VV, and awesome job to the script writer as well!
Glad you enjoyed it! I had a lot of fun making it.
Who says you can’t be sweet and a boss-ass bitch? Seriously this is a wonderful story, can only hope we see more of her!
“She may be an obsessive idiot, but she’s my obsessive idiot”
That's the spirit!
I can just imagine our nephew just thinking, “Uncle is a chad.” With how tightly wrapped around our finger we have this woman.😂
It might cut off circulation
Boss: “ I got him back boys, the boss ain’t single no more!”
Henchmen 1: “ugh, this job doesn’t pay me enough for this s***…”
Henchmen 2: “Hey at least the boss got him back…. For the 39th time”
Henchman 1: “yeah but theirs got to be better stuff for us to do then just help the boss with her love life.”
Henchman 2: “to be fair if they’re together, the boss will make less threats of making sure they don’t find us in one piece.”🤡
I was just thinking about how they meet for the first time? From badass crime boss to possessive lover. It's really funny how she talk to her lover.
I love her energy. An absolute idiot when she's around her baby, but a big bad crimeboss the rest of the time. 'Stop bleeding out and answer for your crime' had me dying. Another wonderful story, Vanilla, I always love your stuff!
Love it!
We need more chapters!
We demand more chapters!
HAHAHAHA!
After smashing through the front door, I'm pretty sure the first thought that came to mind was. "I should have said walk through, not go through"
Phrasing is important in situations like these, I agree.
Aw bless her heart she's trying so hard it's crazy but it's kind of endearing (I may have a problem)
This was so wholesome, in a strange way but wholesome at the end
Tough bad girl, swears like a sailor, total badass.......yup, she's a keeper
I agree!
Just when I thought I was out. She _pulls_ me back in.
Honestly though, this was adorable. In a homicidal mafia boss kinda way.
Besides no one refuses Donna Vanilla! Especially when the offer is love!
"I burn this fucking city to the ground... ... ... Oh, right there is a kid in this house. I- I burn this fricking city to the fricking ground!" ehm, that's not the point but I like the try xD
Ima need another one of her she's HILARIOUS😭😭😭😭
I really love the way that she’s talking to us, the cute talking and being herself, no trading to avoid her sadism
That was absolutely top tier and so cute!
This is a really good one. I listen to it about five times.
I'm glad you enjoyed it so much! I always welcome repeat customers.
Those are rookie numbers
LMFAOOO not the cutie ring tone ahah
I wonder if it's actually cute-cute or if it's only cute by crime boss standards...
@@VanillaVelvetAudio veryyy trueee now im curious XD
This whole ep. is filled with humor, amazing job!
This is definitely one of my favorites from you yet! I was laughing and smiling the whole way through!
Wow, thank you! Glad you enjoyed it!
I’m in love with your voice, it’s so good❤
Ik right
This is the Best!... I can't stop listening to it again and again, Normally I don't listen Crime Boss ASMR. Thanks VV!
I'm so glad you enjoyed it!
Literally the whole time I was just yelling to my self ‘STOP SPENDING MONEY ON ME!!!!’
Loved the audio ❤
_Please make this a series._ :3. It's SO good!!!! :3!!!!
Sam really ruined our relationship because he forgot to remind Vel of our dinner date
God damn it Sam! You almost ruined our love!
I enjoy her vibe
Fuck...I absolutely loved this audio and I know that I won't get a part 2 very fast 😭
This is exciting can’t wait to hear this story and I want to say you perform yandere’s so well like how they talk and react with listener it is amazing 😊☺️
Okay why you're fine is eerily commonand pretty wholesome at the same
You got me with the antiques there buddy because I LOVE my antiques!!
Hello It's my first time watching your video I have to say You are really good actor and You have a beautiful voice I'm really looking forward to listening To your other videos❤️
As someone who grew up with a parent whose love-language was materialism while I needed emotional love, this asmr hits hard.
I just wanted to take the crime boss gf into my arms and say, "Baby, I love you. I love being spoiled by you. But right now, I just need some cuddles damnit!"
You know, amidst all this wholesome and scary insanity, I can just picture the listener just staring out the window as the Boss heads off just saying to themselves...
"That girl is gonna be my end, Just as well I love her to death..."
Now THIS is my kinda girl 💖😍
Gotta love them tough sisters!
Goshhh I love this, this is my 3rd time listening to it lolol
I'm so glad you enjoyed it!
To be fair, she was willing to admit she may have been neglecting time with him instead of brushing it off, which is important in a relationship. Frankly I'd love to see a sequel that might touch upon them maybe being parents.
Front door
U right
Still jumps out window
10/10
When you lit your cigarillo with that dude's thumb, I was yours.
How long I've waited for a girl with class.
This was really sweet. Thank you
Yoo this was awesome❤❤❤ I would listen to a 8 hour long video of this character so fun and cute lol
I'm so glad you enjoyed it! We'll have to wait and see if this character ever makes a comeback.
I would literally pay you to continue this series
Her: *jumps out of a window*
Me: what a woman...
Can’t wait for a sequel,
or if there’s ever gonna be one that is…
Dude, I need a fucking comic, a manga, a short film or something. This is fucking great
This audiotape is gold! Never laughed so hard! 😂
Oh man not the toaster.
I'm cool the yandere GF as long as he's not threatening to kill ME
Yandere, mafia girl. All that I love in one package. And on my birthday. :)
i just love her 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 her craziness is so funny
I'm glad you enjoyed the audio!
This was really sweet, really lovable.
Rich and crazy, what a wonderful combination. Lol
I can't help but laugh at the idea of Stan, laying there half bled out trying to put a band-aid on a gunshot wound like "Hey! If anyone wants to finish me off it'd be better than what she's gonna do to me for forgetting her dinner plans!"
I keep listening to it so I must think it’s still funny. Like a train wreck that was carrying rubber chickens.
Well at least she can afford to replace the window she just broke
Always look on the bright side! Even if it's raining into the living room....
I wonder if someone will make this as a manga?
Also reckless boss should be more carefull about where she is going.
Eh, she'll be fine. She only cut herself on the window a little, after all!
Hope this continues so weird and funny 🥰❤👍
I'm glad you enjoyed it! We'll have to see if it ever continues, somewhere down the line.
god I need more of her so badly
I always love your yandere
*Mafia gf walks in* *Pours two shots of whisky* have a seat
we need a part 2 btw please if possible😆
Maybe someday! ItsEsmeJones writes lots of series so it's not impossible we'll see this character again!
Okay, I love the crazy crim boss girlfriend she is the best! 💚🖤
I'm glad you think so!
she jumps through the door😅
you: im going to murder her.
sister: you can't do that shes your girlfriend.
you:WHY THE FUCK NOT SHE'LL PROBABLY BE INTO IT!!!
She prob would 😂😂
Her : says she'll be able to jump out the window
Me : * Use the front door. *
Her: * still jumps out the window *
Me: * This is why I love her. *
I just listened and i about folded at the kitten adoption. This economy? Shes being sweet with me? I mean lets mtalk about a dexter like code here but otherwise ? Ill do anything to keep her lol
This is my second favorite video you’ve made after the five different personalities girlfriends
please tell me there is a part 2 where the listener gets shot in the shoulder as she snapps
SAME!!