IVE BEEN WAITING DUDE! Cannot explain the huge grin on my face when I saw the video on my feed! I don’t know if you remember me asking awhile back but I’m thankful!
Funny thing is part 8 has more Ken Kirzinger in it than people realize at first; Ken plays Jason in the scenes where he gets knocked onto the subway rail and ran down by the police cruiser.
I seriously don't see what's wrong with him teleporting tho because obviously there just running out of ideas,plus Jason has always been a supernatural force
That kill where Jason threw that guy off the top of that pole has a deeper meaning. That guy was on the swim team as a diver. And he took a dive from the top. It was supposed to be ironic, but ended up being dumb b/c all his back story was cut.
Great review👍,i agree with everything you said. Just think how awesome this movie could have been if they had a bigger budget and were able to shoot full-time in new York. Movie would have been way better! than what it turned out to be.
2:24 Ah yes. Those 2 Beautiful Beauties! I love to bask in the glory of those towers each time I watch a movie that includes them, I mostly pause and look at them for a while. Home Alone 2 is just sad and surreal seeing Kevin on top of the Towers. I get so sad during this part of the year. To look at those towers each time I do watch a movie including them, just feels like, a peaceful life, the Towers were the landmark of NYC, it was one of the biggest reasons people wanted to visit NYC and the Statue of Liberty as well.
A friend and I call this movie 'Jason, after a very leisurely cruise but river wasting most of the run time, eventually reaches Manhattan at the end of the movie for about ten minutes'. Doesn't exactly roll of the tongue and I doubt it'd fit on the poster but....
@@ConfusedReviewsI mean let’s not talk about how he teleported in Part 4. As much as I love that movie, Jason is inside the house and outside in a split second.
I do enjoy this film. I do love the look of Jason. Just like parts 6 and 7, no gory kills. But I let that pass, I still enjoy all of the kills. And it is a fun watch.
I watched this Movie on TV once and they managed to cut out every little bit of blood this movie had in the most shitty way possible. In the scene with the boxer Dude, you saw Jason preparing his punch aaaand cut to the next scene. I had no clue what happened to him.
i saw friday the 13th part 4 first part 4 and 6 are 2 of my fav in the series as i use to rent these alot this one is a time waster but has alot of problems
Why's it called a "Funko Pop" if it's neither candy on a stick nor a popsicle? 5:44 / 10:14 They couldn't seem to remember which side of Jason's face is supposed to be malformed. Prior to this movie, it was fairly consistent that the right side of Jason's face was malformed. But it was also consistent that he sustained most of his head and face injuries to the left side of his face and head. This might be unintentional, but if we think of the left side of his face as the "human" side and the right side as the "monster" side, and the left side is the side that sustains the most damage - to the point that it's worn down to the skull AND his skull is cleaved in two places AND the flesh was chopped off his left cheek with a boat propeller - then that could symbolically represent his "human" side being pretty much fully destroyed, leaving only his "monster" side to roam the wilderness of demented do0m a go go. 7:12 Technically, that would be manslaughter, negligent homicide, etc. 7:53 See also Michael Myers. 9:16 Isn't it really dumb to punch someone in the face who's wearing a hard mask or helmet? That ONLY happens in movies. 11:58 I think it's more like his right eye is sunken in while his left eye bulges out. Kinda like a cockeyed squid (look it up, it's awesome). At any rate, it's still the complete reverse of everything that came before, as with the "mutant kid" makeup. Also, thanks for referring to left and right relative to the subject being talked about. You'd be surprised how many people refer to left and right relative to their own position instead of relative to the subject. 14:08 The Toxic Avenger look has a certain absurdist charm to it. See also Emil from RoboCop while he's melting from toxic waste.
They were going for a nasty bloated waterlogged look for Jason, which isn't a bad idea, but it didn't turn out too good. Budget issues probably rushing things. Realistically (heh) in Part 7 he'd been waterlogged and slimy and if John Carl Beekler went in that direction I have no doubt it would have been amazing as well. But I don't think they even thought of that, basically continuing his look from Part 6 which is the best bet.
This review was great I love movie but plot suck Jason looks movie was good I was little kids when saw this yeah Jason takes Manhattan story suck but music was awesome love the posters 80s horror movies was hardcore 🤘🤟😎
It is my least favourite in the franchise. The problem is not that it takes on a boat instead of NYC (that is something unqique and entertaining) but the execution of the movie is awful. The movie is full of ideas that I expect from 12 year olds writing stupid fanfction but not from experienced screenwriters/directors with a budget. This is what happens when the director is also the screenwriter and there is no quality-control on his effort. New York sewers flooding with toxic waste every night? Crystal Lake connected to the ocean? Jason teleporting all over the place? A New York radiohost is giving s shout-out to a . class from a small country high-school? Suzy not knowing about the several mass murders in her town or the legend of Jason? Jim having a hockey-mask with the axe-mark that Jason´s old mask had. Rennie having a stupid psychic connection to Jason for some reason. New York only consisting of the times Square and dirty backalleys. Rennie and Sean deciding to visit the State of Liberty instead of going to the police. Tamara having to do a biology-project although they already graduated?! Taking your dog with you on a school-trip? Taking your dog with ou ON A BOAT (where do you let it shit?!) Etc., etc. Yes, JGTH´s story is stupid and does not fit the mythology at all, but at least that movie is more competent that JTM. Fred Mollin´s score is the worst in the franchise. The dialouge and acting is subpar even for this franchise. I like the Jason make-up. The wet-look looks great, but Hodder´s portrayal in this one is even wore than in Part VII.
I bet you can't wait to review Jason goes to Hell Luke. Just think! Demon snake penis Jason, Possession that for some reason has dude on dude kissing(not judging, just was really weird in a F13 movie), and jason face eating the mask. What's not to love?!
3:54 the most normie ass opinion I have ever heard you express. King's fun, he's popular, I enjoy his work (except for the pedo stuff) but he isn't the single greatest living author, not by a long margin.
@@ConfusedReviews fair enough. I'll be honest, I didn't expect such a prompt reply. If it came off as harsher than I intended, I apologize. I do genuinely enjoy your reviews, and have been binging them since UA-cam's RNGesus brought me to them.
I think Jason kicking the boombox should have been a meme in itself.
The irony is that scene came about from a rewrite due to the original version calling for Jason to kick the dog, but Kane Hodder refused to do it.
Jason prefers Country music (probably).
@@GAMEPRODELTA Legacy of Kane
Few years later paramount sold Friday the 13th to new line cinema
IVE BEEN WAITING DUDE! Cannot explain the huge grin on my face when I saw the video on my feed! I don’t know if you remember me asking awhile back but I’m thankful!
Hello yeah I remember you man! Thanks!
Isaac Zimmerman do children of the corn
Funny thing is part 8 has more Ken Kirzinger in it than people realize at first; Ken plays Jason in the scenes where he gets knocked onto the subway rail and ran down by the police cruiser.
And Kane throws Ken into the mirror lol
I seriously don't see what's wrong with him teleporting tho because obviously there just running out of ideas,plus Jason has always been a supernatural force
BEST
FRIDAY THE 13TH movies
PART 1
PART 2
PART 3
PART 5
PART 6
PART 7
PART 8
PART 10 X
2009 remake
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Jason, Plains & Automobiles
Jason teleports? Guess Jason never teleported in Part 4?
That kill where Jason threw that guy off the top of that pole has a deeper meaning. That guy was on the swim team as a diver. And he took a dive from the top. It was supposed to be ironic, but ended up being dumb b/c all his back story was cut.
Great review👍,i agree with everything you said. Just think how awesome this movie could have been if they had a bigger budget and were able to shoot full-time in new York. Movie would have been way better! than what it turned out to be.
and it was filmed in vancouver
2:24 Ah yes. Those 2 Beautiful Beauties! I love to bask in the glory of those towers each time I watch a movie that includes them, I mostly pause and look at them for a while. Home Alone 2 is just sad and surreal seeing Kevin on top of the Towers. I get so sad during this part of the year. To look at those towers each time I do watch a movie including them, just feels like, a peaceful life, the Towers were the landmark of NYC, it was one of the biggest reasons people wanted to visit NYC and the Statue of Liberty as well.
ua-cam.com/video/kO-DYt_ZGQA/v-deo.html
04:13
JASON VOORHEES :
" there's people making
bad decisions on this boat "
That I ❤ NY poster with Jason slashing through it is a badass photo. It’s a shame it wasn’t kept.
This is a guilty pleasure for me, haha.
this film was a time waster for me but it has alotof problems
A friend and I call this movie 'Jason, after a very leisurely cruise but river wasting most of the run time, eventually reaches Manhattan at the end of the movie for about ten minutes'. Doesn't exactly roll of the tongue and I doubt it'd fit on the poster but....
you left out JASON setting
off the fire alarm
You're growing man. I knew this channel would explode and it's still going to. Glad to be an original 😈
8:40 was excellent 😭 so we're the face palms 😭
Thanks man!!
When will you release the next review in the series? I’m looking forward to it!
Well I think with the teleportation powers they were trying to say that Kelly Hu character was high. Off of Stephen King dust.
Nah he teleports like five more times. It’s just lazy schlock lol
@@ConfusedReviewsI mean let’s not talk about how he teleported in Part 4. As much as I love that movie, Jason is inside the house and outside in a split second.
May I suggest..... RoboCop?
why would jason want to take Manhattan
I do enjoy this film. I do love the look of Jason. Just like parts 6 and 7, no gory kills. But I let that pass, I still enjoy all of the kills. And it is a fun watch.
First time I’m seeing the late George Carlin with hair wow look at him.
I watched this Movie on TV once and they managed to cut out every little bit of blood this movie had in the most shitty way possible. In the scene with the boxer Dude, you saw Jason preparing his punch aaaand cut to the next scene. I had no clue what happened to him.
The Sixth Sense starring Kane Hodder as Jason.
He could teleport since part 6 because of his supernatural powers
where's the
JASON GOES TO HELL
review
Jason Takes a Boat
The film is a guilty pleasure so bad it's good
i saw friday the 13th part 4 first part 4 and 6 are 2 of my fav in the series as i use to rent these alot this one is a time waster but has alot of problems
12:31
What the fuck? I legit never heard this before. Were the filmmakers ok when they thought of that?
This movie came out when I was in high school and the only reason why me and my brother even watched it is because it had Kelly Hu in it.
I told my mom that Wayne was Matt Damon lol, she bought it for a minute
So New York complained about the awesome poster, but Buck Knives didn't?
If you think that was bad then watch Jason Goes to Hell.
Trust me I’m dreading it
Nice 1k subs I love your content!
Thanks!
I wonder if the dog is the same dog from the nightmare on ELM street part 4
I can't wait for the new uploads I loved the freddy vs jason latest one
Such a shame this movie,I believe if it simply had the budget it could have easily been the best Friday the 13th film,such wasted potential
Why's it called a "Funko Pop" if it's neither candy on a stick nor a popsicle?
5:44 / 10:14 They couldn't seem to remember which side of Jason's face is supposed to be malformed. Prior to this movie, it was fairly consistent that the right side of Jason's face was malformed. But it was also consistent that he sustained most of his head and face injuries to the left side of his face and head. This might be unintentional, but if we think of the left side of his face as the "human" side and the right side as the "monster" side, and the left side is the side that sustains the most damage - to the point that it's worn down to the skull AND his skull is cleaved in two places AND the flesh was chopped off his left cheek with a boat propeller - then that could symbolically represent his "human" side being pretty much fully destroyed, leaving only his "monster" side to roam the wilderness of demented do0m a go go.
7:12 Technically, that would be manslaughter, negligent homicide, etc.
7:53 See also Michael Myers.
9:16 Isn't it really dumb to punch someone in the face who's wearing a hard mask or helmet? That ONLY happens in movies.
11:58 I think it's more like his right eye is sunken in while his left eye bulges out. Kinda like a cockeyed squid (look it up, it's awesome). At any rate, it's still the complete reverse of everything that came before, as with the "mutant kid" makeup. Also, thanks for referring to left and right relative to the subject being talked about. You'd be surprised how many people refer to left and right relative to their own position instead of relative to the subject.
14:08 The Toxic Avenger look has a certain absurdist charm to it. See also Emil from RoboCop while he's melting from toxic waste.
🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣....Gawd the sarcasm is GREAT.
it took a while but your finally at that 1k congrats
1000 subs congrats
Awesome review
Thanks!
Yay my favorite underateed sequel
Keep em' coming, Lukemeister!
Almost at that 1k 👍👍👍
Ps I know I keep saying this so please do the evil dead
I know brother, it's coming real soon I promise
Too bad that wasn't Mike Tyson boxing Jason! If the bout ended like in the movie, Robin Givens would be smiling! 🤣
Like Freddy vs Jason, which villian in the title do you root for?
im doing a review marathon....just finished 8...i hate myself, btw, Jason teleports starting in 6 i think...dumb i know, never explained how, but yea
JASON VOORHEES
SHOULD'VE TELEPORTED
OUT of the BUILDING
and CAUGHT CHARLES
My favorite scene is when Jason Voorhees punch julius head off. 😀👍
Something I’ll never understand: Why were Skinheads listening to rap music and not metal?🤔
Yay new video btw can’t wait for you to hit 1,000
Thanks man!
Confused Reviews :)
They were going for a nasty bloated waterlogged look for Jason, which isn't a bad idea, but it didn't turn out too good. Budget issues probably rushing things. Realistically (heh) in Part 7 he'd been waterlogged and slimy and if John Carl Beekler went in that direction I have no doubt it would have been amazing as well. But I don't think they even thought of that, basically continuing his look from Part 6 which is the best bet.
Seem’s like every character in this are stereotype’s..
Can you review child's play 3
Then Jason Goes to Hell came along.
YESss BITCH I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS
Evil dead 2
This review was great I love movie but plot suck Jason looks movie was good I was little kids when saw this yeah Jason takes Manhattan story suck but music was awesome love the posters 80s horror movies was hardcore 🤘🤟😎
Can subscribe until I see a jets ranch review 🤷♂️
6/4/2022
👍👍
Jason "was supposed to" take Manhattan
In an era where Crocodile Dundee, the Muppets and many more made their way to NY, who would’ve thought Jason would get shafted so hard...
14:41
1 of the most
DECEPTIVE
movie titles in history
you have 1000 subs
It is my least favourite in the franchise. The problem is not that it takes on a boat instead of NYC (that is something unqique and entertaining) but the execution of the movie is awful. The movie is full of ideas that I expect from 12 year olds writing stupid fanfction but not from experienced screenwriters/directors with a budget. This is what happens when the director is also the screenwriter and there is no quality-control on his effort. New York sewers flooding with toxic waste every night? Crystal Lake connected to the ocean? Jason teleporting all over the place? A New York radiohost is giving s shout-out to a . class from a small country high-school? Suzy not knowing about the several mass murders in her town or the legend of Jason? Jim having a hockey-mask with the axe-mark that Jason´s old mask had. Rennie having a stupid psychic connection to Jason for some reason. New York only consisting of the times Square and dirty backalleys. Rennie and Sean deciding to visit the State of Liberty instead of going to the police. Tamara having to do a biology-project although they already graduated?! Taking your dog with you on a school-trip? Taking your dog with ou ON A BOAT (where do you let it shit?!) Etc., etc. Yes, JGTH´s story is stupid and does not fit the mythology at all, but at least that movie is more competent that JTM. Fred Mollin´s score is the worst in the franchise. The dialouge and acting is subpar even for this franchise. I like the Jason make-up. The wet-look looks great, but Hodder´s portrayal in this one is even wore than in Part VII.
This one has sprinkles of good ideas, yet falls flat on execution. Wasted opportunity if anything. It’s a shame this is the last “real” F13 movie.
This movie is a masterpiece. Fuck anyone who thinks otherwise.
I bet you can't wait to review Jason goes to Hell Luke. Just think! Demon snake penis Jason, Possession that for some reason has dude on dude kissing(not judging, just was really weird in a F13 movie), and jason face eating the mask. What's not to love?!
The lead girl in this one is so beautiful…..
01:52
constantly screaming the
F word
isn't funny
it's obnoxious
Fuck that
@@ConfusedReviews
😂
Pretty long movie
3:54 the most normie ass opinion I have ever heard you express. King's fun, he's popular, I enjoy his work (except for the pedo stuff) but he isn't the single greatest living author, not by a long margin.
“ONE of the most talented…” not THE most talented, mate.
@@ConfusedReviews fair enough. I'll be honest, I didn't expect such a prompt reply. If it came off as harsher than I intended, I apologize. I do genuinely enjoy your reviews, and have been binging them since UA-cam's RNGesus brought me to them.
No clue who that is lol, could you link to where this guy mentioned me?
@@ConfusedReviews it's slang for the UA-cam algorithm. Random Number God.
Ahhh apparently I’m not up to date on the lingo - does that make me elderly?
This is so bad.. so unfunny..