This just caught me at right time to laugh lol. I normally would just read and say lol I get it. This time I laughed out loud for real. Perfect timing.
Right on the nail.Exactly the problem of the West now.Affirmative action have put these in charge all over were they don’t belong.The “system” is collapsing because of this 😒
Honestly she run into that distance unnecessarily fast or in another word she kept her speed too close to the goalie. But that goalie was the bad girl anyway.
graduated from Andrew Tate university 🤡 women may show a firey side on the pitch but once the game is over, all is good. men literally beat each other up over football, players and even fans. doesn't happen in the womens game
You should learn what words meen before you try to use them , you growing up think that emotions are a weakness and overcompensating with ignorant statements like this one just to get some kind of attention froma woman that's toxic masculinity violence in not gendered just like emotions you literally showed the existence of toxic masculinity while trying to mock the idea learn to accept the help we all need in life
@@baldibaldimore6423 I know a lot of feminists and to my disappointment they do not hold themselves as accountable as they do others. When they explain or tell a story, it is merely that but when a cis male does it, it becomes mansplaining. Same goes for verbal violence among other things. Double standards are a real problem in that ideology.
@@nopreach That I agree with, but i never heard a feminist say that women dont hurt each other, actual feminist anyways. Nowadays some people just say theyre something to gain status, its sad really it shines a bad light on actual feminists who want equality. Thank you for explaining nicely though. I hope those "feminists" understand shortly that they arent helping the cause by holding double standards. Wish u the best
@@baldibaldimore6423very sane person would hate feminists.... And feminists don't want equality...they want opposite of that alongwith other bad things....they literally want to harm and hurt men in every way possible
Many years ago, I saw women field hockey. A player was charging the enemy goal. The keeper, who was a bit taller and stockier, just righted herself and used her body to stop the other. It was as if she ran into a brick wall. And to those unfamiliar with field hockey, unlike the ice variant, you're not supposed to even touch the other players. Just the ball.
please..... I knew several girls on our high school field hockey team.... they were VICIOUS with those knobby sticks.... they all had bruises and scars all over their lower legs
Man…. I know this out of context, but imagine working with a manger like this. It’s the most toxic crap ever. And I’ve been around bad guys, but the female mangers I work with have been worse they try and push you physically and just angrier. I usually see my old supervisors mad and screaming, the female ones put hands on you. That shit is crazy. One time some manager didn’t get her way , and she was kicking shit around and throwing stuff at me. I’m like bruh…. You having a massive tantrum right now, I’m just trying to work. 😅sorry just watching this reminded me of stuff. I’m like jeez chill.😂
I watched that straight legs tackle on the keeper live. Cards don't get redder than that, it could've easily become an injury as horrific as the Eduardo da Silva one.
I go back to the quote from the great philosopher Henry Rollins; "When men fight each other, it's 99% for show. When women fight each other, it's 100% real. You just know that one woman is going home with the others' ovaries."
I honestly belief people who fund this are willing to then in shorts and some suggesting positions and potentially they celebrating goals by stripping of their shirts (like some men do) than actually encouraging them to conquer a sport they are not good at
Men in football: "Oh no, I broke my nail, I can't keep playing." Women in football: "I will cut you down, break you apart, splay the gore of your profane form across the stars ! I will grind you down until the very sparks cry for mercy ! My hands shall relish ending you here and now !"
@@Brasz it is America is the only absolute dumb country in the world. You call a liquid(petrol), gas. On your stoplights you actually have it written “walk” and “dont walk” because red and green stickfigures are too complicated for your people. Everywhere else in the world it’s just symbols. Then we gotta trust America for their choice of words with “football”. You don’t even play American football with your feet most of the time. Soccer is cringe, soc ur mum.
The all time classic was when a young Tabea Kemme (then w/ 1FFC Turbine Potsdam & also GER Nat’l Team) deliberately on a throw-in launched the ball into an opponents face. Also, Chelsea’s Claire R had her hair extension pulled out. For extreme WWE search for Elizabeth Lambert & soccer.
@@treeoftrees7523 Lambert? Lambert had her 30 minutes of infamy when during a college game she committed a number of IMO red card offenses. Punched an opponent, beyond hard tackles and the cherry on top yanked an opponent off her feet by pulling on the opponent’s hair. Don’t recall stomping. All on video.
"McCabe kicking Kelly's head" sounds like an average Saturday night in Dublin. It would usually be accompanied by something like "Murphy kicking O'Reilly's arse"
@@user-wg2pt3du8u nah, I'd argue women's football is more fun to watch, as weirdly they fight amongst each other way more than the men do xD From what I've seen anyways
This moments are rare , I'm a women's football Barcelona enjoyer but the rest of games very boring and unprofessional they play stupid with a lot of low level mistakes
Full body contact, got up looking for a fight. Awesome. The men's game, players will go flying from a slight breeze as if they were hit by a bazooka 😂😂😂
I don't know where this hyperbole/manipulation started but that's not true in any shape or form. That's figuratively 1% of players you refer to and you say it like it's 100% of them. That makes absolutely no sense. And you've obviously never been in a dressing room after a match.
@@SebHaarfagre idk, i think it's a bit more then 1%, i was pretty impressed with how they get up fast to start a real fight, i think men got "smarter" overtime, anything that looks like an agression they would play the victim hopping for a red card(unless something personal)
1/ if women get hit by a man's "slight breeze" she will probably need an ambulance on the spot, man hit harder hence why injuries are more likely to happen in man's football . 2/in man's top leagues, most fights are tactical to make the opponents lose control and potentially getting a red card, that's why top teams have mental coaches to train players how to avoid provocation. 3/diving in the penalty box is a skill in itself that changed the outcome of many games before the introduction of VAR. 4/if you want to see fights like this in mans football go watch some amateur leagues.
it's because she stays within the rules , your allowed to go for the ball and to shot a the goal at all times , if someone s face is in the way thats them problems
I got through my entire career without getting a single yellow or red card. Although my career was just one match for my primary school team. Never dived either ⛹️
My Favourite Part 0:00 😍
Thats why womens shouldnt be playing football
I bet after the games they apologize and all eat out together.
This just caught me at right time to laugh lol. I normally would just read and say lol I get it. This time I laughed out loud for real. Perfect timing.
@@robinblackmoor8732 do you know how long a woman can hold a grudge? They are definitely not apologizing, they are plotting revenge.
@@JESShatt44 Do you know what jokes are? Have someone explain my comment to you, that understands what jokes are.
“If women were in charge there wouldn’t be any violence”
😅
My mom growing up was very violent physically with us and even punched my poor brother in the face. So not true
Right on the nail.Exactly the problem of the West now.Affirmative action have put these in charge all over were they don’t belong.The “system” is collapsing because of this 😒
@@redhammer9910 Maybe the best,most important comment I’ve read this year.Dead on👍🏼👍🏼
Women ARE violent. Those aren't men out there.
This is the most women’s soccer I have watched in my life.
Same
and it was disappointing
Nah, i've seen a few women's college soccer but to be perfectly honest, i wasn't watching the games at all.
Same here and it was a little over 6 minutes more than necessary. No wonder they can't make any money.
Same!
I love how they kick the crap out of each other and then look at the ref in shock “what did
I do?”
and to train for that, they're instructed to watch "urban" citizens on every old episode of COPS
This vid got no sound 💀
You know what cackling hens sound like right?
what?
Sounds just like their stadiums 😂
The part where the girl was jumping and then the goalie just randomly pushed her in the air lol 😂😂
Honestly she run into that distance unnecessarily fast or in another word she kept her speed too close to the goalie. But that goalie was the bad girl anyway.
Pretty sure you're not allowed to jump before the ball is kicked?
@@Marcus-ft3bjYou're not, you can stand
@@iaincowell9747 the push was absolutely hilarious IMO
@@qian333it's not that scene😅
Didn't know real shaolin soccer existed 😂
Reaching way back there and pulling this reference out earns you 500 points and the win.
Top tier mf movie lmfao
What’s soccer
Getting close to Roman gladiators if we take this a step further.
Not too different than the men’s play
I didn’t see a lot of diving (like in most men’s matches), but I did see a lot of retaliation! You go, girls!
Try watching a video about diving rather than one about violence then you clown.
Well a few went down as though they been shot and they hardly touched, just like mens football. But they more aggressive then the mens.
Women's world cup..tons of diving. No difference between the two.
@@maekklyn I wouldn’t know… I’ll take your word for it. You musta been one of the dozens of viewers for the women’s World Cup 🤪🤣
It was awesome
Brings a whole new meaning to the term Handbags.😂😂😂
“Don’t try to understand women. Women understand women and they hate each other.”
If I wanted to know whether men hated eachother and I decided to watch male athletes to get my answer I'd come to that conclusion too 🤣
@@phoebescott6787 you must have never watched hockey. Men can fight and make up immediately.
graduated from Andrew Tate university 🤡 women may show a firey side on the pitch but once the game is over, all is good. men literally beat each other up over football, players and even fans. doesn't happen in the womens game
@@harleyquiinnnn that actually true 👍
Al bundy never spoke truer words
Coached 13-15 year old girls in Pleasanton, Ca and it was like this all the time. Sometimes brutal.
dont tell them to calm down, this is entertaining
I grew up in Livermore. 😊
I used to play co-Ed soccer in grade school . This pretty much reminds me of it lol 😂
Combining Women's Soccer with NFL tactics could be the genius marketing move this league needs to make it popular.
Let's not forget that this is 100% men's fault and our toxic masculinity.
Fool
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@godgiftokheren6698can't take a joke I see
You should learn what words meen before you try to use them , you growing up think that emotions are a weakness and overcompensating with ignorant statements like this one just to get some kind of attention froma woman that's toxic masculinity violence in not gendered just like emotions you literally showed the existence of toxic masculinity while trying to mock the idea learn to accept the help we all need in life
Thanks for reminding me! I was on the brink of saying something unfortunate…
These women definitely hit each other harder then the ball.
..definitely not.Woman hitting is like a breeze on the cheek.A 14 year old boy hits harder😏🎉
Its like 90% of them dosnt know how to balling its so ugly to watch i prefer when they hit each other so much enterteinement
Jordan Peterson says women use gossip, innuendo, and character assassination instead of actual physical violence. 😆
Against men, because they're not physically stronger. However with exceptions.
I only watch women’s football for the bloopers 😂
Meanwhile, in the men's game, Neimar get's his mascara smudged and rolls on the floor twenty times.........
It is rumored that ma boi is still rolling😂
Ugh... very few things are as unattractive as aggressive women.
Neymar il s'appelle... Le "D", avec un "M"
Girls will be girls🎉.
If you dont think the women roll about when they hardly been touched too then you clearly don't actually watch the womens game
Just like real life, all blaming each other, no accountability 😂
epic comment!!!!!!
Well do they blame men or eachother, you need to pick one atp 🤣
😂😂😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀💀
"If Women were in charge we would be just getting out of World War 5"
-Men 2023-
I like when the team mates come out of know where and checks them like it’s hockey😂😂😂
Women are also violent and vengeful but feminists say that women don't hurt each other 🤣🤣🤣
Women are more vengeful than men! I’m a woman and I know most women can be very vengeful.
Just say you hate feminists aint no need to lie.
@@baldibaldimore6423 I know a lot of feminists and to my disappointment they do not hold themselves as accountable as they do others. When they explain or tell a story, it is merely that but when a cis male does it, it becomes mansplaining. Same goes for verbal violence among other things. Double standards are a real problem in that ideology.
@@nopreach That I agree with, but i never heard a feminist say that women dont hurt each other, actual feminist anyways. Nowadays some people just say theyre something to gain status, its sad really it shines a bad light on actual feminists who want equality. Thank you for explaining nicely though. I hope those "feminists" understand shortly that they arent helping the cause by holding double standards. Wish u the best
@@baldibaldimore6423very sane person would hate feminists.... And feminists don't want equality...they want opposite of that alongwith other bad things....they literally want to harm and hurt men in every way possible
Many years ago, I saw women field hockey. A player was charging the enemy goal.
The keeper, who was a bit taller and stockier, just righted herself and used her body to stop the other.
It was as if she ran into a brick wall.
And to those unfamiliar with field hockey, unlike the ice variant, you're not supposed to even touch the other players.
Just the ball.
please..... I knew several girls on our
high school field hockey team.... they were VICIOUS with those knobby sticks.... they all had bruises and scars all over their lower legs
Man…. I know this out of context, but imagine working with a manger like this. It’s the most toxic crap ever. And I’ve been around bad guys, but the female mangers I work with have been worse they try and push you physically and just angrier. I usually see my old supervisors mad and screaming, the female ones put hands on you. That shit is crazy. One time some manager didn’t get her way , and she was kicking shit around and throwing stuff at me. I’m like bruh…. You having a massive tantrum right now, I’m just trying to work. 😅sorry just watching this reminded me of stuff. I’m like jeez chill.😂
The fake falls and wedgie got me 😂
As a man who doesn't watch women's soccer, it was pretty eye-opening.
to pushing, fuckin wat
Less flopping than in the men's game
What’s soccer
@@chimchim2_ yeah but a ton more crying and lets face it the skill leval 0of the under 13's boys at best
Eye opening and bone cracking 😂
Men get Oscars, women get Fighting Belts as a reward in football… 😂
Wow, I didn't know women's football was so entertaining. I should definitely start watching more often.
I watched that straight legs tackle on the keeper live. Cards don't get redder than that, it could've easily become an injury as horrific as the Eduardo da Silva one.
Yeah, when I saw that one I was like "That girl should get at least 2 red cards. It was so blatant it was almost a crime".
Her hilariously putting he arms out in surprise at getting a red for that!
@@tajj7 She's quite an excitable player. It's probably a heat of the moment thing, I'm sure she realised how bad that was later.
02:42.....10 game ban for that.
kicked her in the k**t
I go back to the quote from the great philosopher Henry Rollins;
"When men fight each other, it's 99% for show. When women fight each other, it's 100% real. You just know that one woman is going home with the others' ovaries."
😂
I'm dead😂
He's not a liar.
That's the stupidest thing I ever read. When men fight its for real not this play bullcrap women do.
@@thefriesens1071 But says he is
That was great. I need to start watching women's sports more often. So emotional.
Ah yes, the old kick to the whisker biscuit move. It gets them every time.
Men of culture we meet again.
Their fighting skills are better than their soccer skills....
No sound...
bro that title make me dying haha
Neymar wouldn't last 5 minutes .
Lmao 😂
*Você quis dizer 3 minutos 😅
1 minutes c'est déjà trop 😂😂😂
Neymar killed women at futsal. The big pitches would make even it even easier for him.
@@alhugo4722 the joke was not about football skills but about how Neymar faces near death experience upon slightest of tackles.
That was a lot of cat fighting on the field😂
Y dicen que los hombres no sabemos controlar la ira. 😂😂😂😂
More entertaining than watching them trying to play football.
🤣🤣🤣🤣 Made my day
I honestly belief people who fund this are willing to then in shorts and some suggesting positions and potentially they celebrating goals by stripping of their shirts (like some men do) than actually encouraging them to conquer a sport they are not good at
0% football 100%WWE 200%WW2
😆😆😆😆😆😆🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Woman + football = PASSION. DON’T PLAY WITH THEM!
4:38 the way she just pushed he down i can’t😭
Ah, yes.. The peaceful, gentle female in action.. /s
I love the polite bonks with the football, very sportsmanwoman-like
This is a lot better than watching them protest in court complaining about equal pay
Like most women sports just not fun to watch but this made it better,fights and bouncing parts are always good to watch
Men in football: "Oh no, I broke my nail, I can't keep playing."
Women in football: "I will cut you down, break you apart, splay the gore of your profane form across the stars ! I will grind you down until the very sparks cry for mercy ! My hands shall relish ending you here and now !"
this! except the opposite.
@@timothyhumphreys8361 You haven’t watched men’s football, have you?
you obviously have no clue what happens in football
You're joking, look at the way they react from a touch of shirt pulling..
@@romanj5256 u havent is seems remeber messi against ramos ans pepe?
Now there's the way to attract an audience. Hockey style soccer girls.😊
Bro used the "s" word 💀
@@MK12275 Achtually it's FOOTBALL 🤓
@@Brasz it is America is the only absolute dumb country in the world. You call a liquid(petrol), gas. On your stoplights you actually have it written “walk” and “dont walk” because red and green stickfigures are too complicated for your people. Everywhere else in the world it’s just symbols. Then we gotta trust America for their choice of words with “football”. You don’t even play American football with your feet most of the time. Soccer is cringe, soc ur mum.
Football (Futbol) = ⚽
Murican Rugby (HandEgg) = 🏈
US Sucker (lame yank version of Futbol) = 🤭
Virago in french.
I am not used to actual fouls with body contact. I guess i watch too much men's football, where they never touch but fly & roll around just the same.
This isn’t rugby
De jong xabi alonso…
They need to foul cause they don’t know the purpose of the game btw this was a joke I guess I’m not that funny
Soon..women’s football will be all men haha
@@husamhudaI watch football from before you where born
5:02
I've never seen anyone get nutmeged in anger, before 😂
The all time classic was when a young Tabea Kemme (then w/ 1FFC Turbine Potsdam & also GER Nat’l Team) deliberately on a throw-in launched the ball into an opponents face. Also, Chelsea’s Claire R had her hair extension pulled out. For extreme WWE search for Elizabeth Lambert & soccer.
Is she the one who walked over the opponent?
@@treeoftrees7523 Lambert? Lambert had her 30 minutes of infamy when during a college game she committed a number of IMO red card offenses. Punched an opponent, beyond hard tackles and the cherry on top yanked an opponent off her feet by pulling on the opponent’s hair. Don’t recall stomping. All on video.
That was so funny - Katie McCabe is hilarious!🤣
Who Is She
an arsenal player
@@arupkumar9188 The comment literally has her full name. What do you mean who is she? You just read it! She’s Katie McCabe you wombat.
Stop! We love Katie!
Q: What are Katie McCabe’s two favourite colours?
A: Yellow and Red
Less than 30 seconds in and it's far more brutal than WWE. A head butt to face followed by a push away by her neck!
Imagine they all had their dabs at same time 😅
That goalie push was fire
Underrated moment. She had to silence that clown
McCabe kicking kelly's head is the prime of the video JAJAJAJ
In what part she kicks any head?
@@lobomalsanonone, this dude's tripping
"McCabe kicking Kelly's head" sounds like an average Saturday night in Dublin. It would usually be accompanied by something like "Murphy kicking O'Reilly's arse"
This music is great! So valiant with such dirty plays!
I might watch women’s soccer if it had this much action!😂
They don't seem great at controlling their tempers with one another over minor things.
Sounds like Ronaldo with how emotional he is tbh
@somebody I don't know
why yall type of ppl always gotta be finding something wrong with professionals? Like honestly it's kinda childish
This was so fun to watch
I have never watched a football game before this, but I am very interested now.
Watch mens football its better
@@user-wg2pt3du8u nah, I'd argue women's football is more fun to watch, as weirdly they fight amongst each other way more than the men do xD
From what I've seen anyways
@@mastere6115 mens is more fun and enetertaining
2:03 that push was personal
I fear for anyone's daughter to be a cop or a soldier.. now I realized I dont want them to be a soccer player as well😅
My mind starts playing "in the hall of the mountain king" almost instantly
McCabe is honestly just everything 😂
MMA…She’s in the wrong sport‼️
she gud luking thats for sho
Except a footballer. 😂😂😂
Wow I gotta say atleast they're not falling over and rolling across the pitch unlike some. Talk about take it like a man..
Women? Football? Playing a man's game? Ha!
everybody's a tough guy, until the ref kicks your ass
Can you put a time for me please XD I wanna see that
@@PotatoYes-kv7xp there is not an instance of that - i was just speaking figuratively
The men’s leagues actually have more restraint and respect for one another 😂
This was like watching 5 year olds play football.
Chloe Kelly is a good example of a player who wouldn’t cheat to win
Violence like this rarely, if ever, happens on the pitch with men.
To be fair the men flop without getting touched
It happens with men all the time, what are you talking about bruv are you blnd😂
Is there any statistical data for how many red/yellow card per minute, comparing women and mens football game 😅
LMFAOOO WHAT wow I have never watched female soccer like that. Whaaaaat this is crazy xD
I need to watch all the womens football games... this is insane!!!
This moments are rare , I'm a women's football Barcelona enjoyer but the rest of games very boring and unprofessional they play stupid with a lot of low level mistakes
@@Talia93.5 Amazing...thanks for sharing as we as men did not aware about this.
@@Talia93.5 oh, I'm a football barca women enjoyer too!
Here's a tip. Don't.
@@Talia93.5 you are wrong and don't forget lyon the team that beat Barcelona many times
Most exciting 10 minutes of women's sports in the entire past 40 years
Well, the video wasen´t 10 minutes long. So basically they suck anyways.
@@poksi360 doesn't matter how long it is....but yes, they suck
Russian girls ain't playing 😂
You said just what I want to say 😄 🤣 😂 😆
At least in this they had a reason to fall down
They fight like baseball players. 😂
You know how they say ,,if we were in charge there would be no wars"? Ye, i can see it clearly now 😂
Womens soccer seems a whole lot more entertaining than men's soccer 😂
Football.
Associative Football.
Especially when they are on their period 😅
Then you know nothing about football
When it’s fouling like this. Hair pulling of any kind should be automatically red card tho.
Full body contact, got up looking for a fight. Awesome. The men's game, players will go flying from a slight breeze as if they were hit by a bazooka 😂😂😂
I don't know where this hyperbole/manipulation started but that's not true in any shape or form.
That's figuratively 1% of players you refer to and you say it like it's 100% of them. That makes absolutely no sense. And you've obviously never been in a dressing room after a match.
@@SebHaarfagre idk, i think it's a bit more then 1%, i was pretty impressed with how they get up fast to start a real fight, i think men got "smarter" overtime, anything that looks like an agression they would play the victim hopping for a red card(unless something personal)
1/ if women get hit by a man's "slight breeze" she will probably need an ambulance on the spot, man hit harder hence why injuries are more likely to happen in man's football .
2/in man's top leagues, most fights are tactical to make the opponents lose control and potentially getting a red card, that's why top teams have mental coaches to train players how to avoid provocation.
3/diving in the penalty box is a skill in itself that changed the outcome of many games before the introduction of VAR.
4/if you want to see fights like this in mans football go watch some amateur leagues.
@@ahmedhemissi1677 in other words men are bitches, because some of this fights are players of the main leagues like the Real Madrid
What rubbish you speak
Hysterical!!😂
Lots of cat fights ... love it😅
Still surprised that Katie McCabe has never received a Red Card 🤣
it's because she stays within the rules , your allowed to go for the ball and to shot a the goal at all times , if someone s face is in the way thats them problems
I got through my entire career without getting a single yellow or red card.
Although my career was just one match for my primary school team.
Never dived either ⛹️
So graceful, feminine, gentle and nurturing.
there’s nothing graceful about football, go watch gymnastics, wrong sport. Right about feminine tho, cus these ARE women
🤣 Welcome to the 21st century, where women have become evil, vexatious versions of men.
Lmao
Soccer is the only sport where being an actor is part of the game gotta love how they ham up the smallest of contact to draw a foul
That reminds me some middle school fight LOL
God I miss playing soccer! My last alumni game ended in a broken tail bone and a hydrocelectomy, rip the simple pleasures in life
Such is life
@@kingsofepicness8769 that’s why they made golf🤣 for the “past their peak”athletes
@@redpilled101 yeah I figured as much
@@kingsofepicness8769 more like kingofvagueness lol
@@redpilled101 hold up what's my account name
It's funny when they act shocked about getting a yellow or red card 🤣
Ikr
Why does this seem so motivational? 😂
1:41....outball from the midddle? They dont know the rules 😂😂😂😂
Reminds me of the fights In the school field 😌
Cat fight 😂
To be fair, the Australian women's football team, who are ranked 5 by FIFA, lost a game 6-0 to a team of 15 year old lads.
It's like watching a playground fight when we were kids.
We've got Mccabe😂🎶
情熱が喧嘩は良くないけど、それだけ熱いってことはかっこいいね
The soundtrack to this video should be Poison - Play Dirty, lol
That goalkeeper on green that pushed a lady.... Was the most funniest 😅
A new rule is "Handbags are now allowed on the pitch"
Damn I was about to think otherwise, thx to remind us the truth 🤣🤣🤣
Finally an incentive to watch women's soccer.