Bijuumike: *becomes a police officer in Sakura school simulator* Bijuumike: *becomes a nurse in Sakura school simulator* Bijuumike bring me Logan paul! Me: why? Bijuumike: cause next on the list is a boxer...
How to get a free love potion: Tp to the love wedding chappel and put on the jet pack and fly ontop of the hospital and find white door and beside the door theres a love potion Easy way: Just tp to hospital and fly to the top
@RaindropSketches I really tried to get a computer too! but their prices are hella expensive!! I actually prefer phones but at school we have lots of projects and we NEED a computer! I am always tired of getting detention just because of lame excuses! #savemepls
Y’know, a nurse breakdancing is PERFECTLY normal. Just like a nurse shooting bugs out of a convenience store with a BAZOOKA is completely normal. (love ya, mike!💚)
I ABSOLUTELY LOVE YOUR VIDEOS!! you make me happy everyday! I've been going through some tough stuff these years, thank you for continuing your UA-cam channel, as well keeping me happy!! :)
this is for scrub chan .if tears could build a stairway and memories were a lane i would walk right up to heaven and bring you back again no farewell words were spoken no time to say goodbye you were gone before i knew it and God knows why
No joke I got an ad that says something about this college to become a medical practitioner. The next thing I heard "Hey guys it Bijuu Mike and in today's episode we're going to become a nurse ."
Omg this video made me laugh so hard. I was having such a bad day but now I feel so much better after having a good laugh from this. 😂 Thanks Mike for brightening my day up a bit. 💜
So my brother ate my favorite food, THAT I BOUGHT! And my mom decided to punish me for not “sharing” even though he has tried them many times before and said he didn’t like them, so i was having a bad day then I saw this dude upload and I instantly felt better 😂 Thanks for reading this
0:43 As soon as I heard him say”Wow! Wow! WOW!” I immediately thought of Wow! Wow! Wubbzy. I wonder if Bijuu Mike has ever seen that show. That show is an absolute classic.
I think that in the game in the “Menu” in that section there’s a “system settings” tab. You can turn off enemies, which I think is the skeletons and statues. Idk if it works cuz I play on phone but yea ^^
I love how this was one year ago and in the episode it saids ‘zoom zoom zoom!’ *one year later* coronavirus coming through yes coming through😂 Edit: *Keep safe everyone!😃*
Bijuumike: *becomes a police officer in Sakura school simulator*
Bijuumike: *becomes a nurse in Sakura school simulator*
Bijuumike bring me Logan paul!
Me: why?
Bijuumike: cause next on the list is a boxer...
Lol so true * dies from laughing *
LMAO😂
LMO😂🤣
Matthew zuss LMO?
How to get a free love potion:
Tp to the love wedding chappel and put on the jet pack and fly ontop of the hospital and find white door and beside the door theres a love potion
Easy way:
Just tp to hospital and fly to the top
Yes thats right but theres more in the waterway and the secrect house and in girls house
YESSS GET BIJU TO SEE THAT
I know
Yey
Rowena Guilalas go to your room at the house and go to the shelf and get the love potion :) easier ma’am
"I didnt get to ride the horse, now i'm gonna ride..."
*and i oop-*
Wells said the first half is still the best of all that it was
He said now I’m gonna get ride-
🤒🤕
Lol
he didn't stutter 💀
Idk why but whenever Mike says "I love you" because he's saying what digital mike says It's funny to me i just dk why
@Javier Hernandez 22 ??
Roblox
@@kaivdeath n O
@@kaivdeath I hate *R O B L O X*
@@-giovanni-5061 I love R O B L O X
Dirty Mind Test.
"I couldn't ride the horse, so now I'm gonna ride..."
Oh gosh not the d*- it better not be
WaT? •
A VAN! Well because vans have candy am i right?
@@iialex1062 The dinosaur train duhh
My bike :3
Doctor: "I can't ride the horse, so now I'm gonna ride--"
My mom: *"CHILDREN COVER YOUR EYES!"*
Lol
LorelaiEdits s no I’m 9
Lol
9:42
Hey Hijii mike how are you doing today
Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!
(gets punched) *oof~*
صعهحطغث
ش
يلانمككظظوذءؤرىةوزز
....للزىؤىزىبنتررنىسامةيبظذرز
4 years later and one reply? Let’s fix that…
"I want to stab a injection many times"
Me: is she ok?
Real question am I ok? Lol
Stab *ONE* injection *MANY* times
No....no she Isn't
She need a surgery
Maybe a crazy person if i say so my self man
we became a police officer in soccer school send me later
-UA-cam Captions 2019
btw it's corona year
stay safe :)
@@brianstacey4586 don't blame me, blame UA-cam Captions
Ya lol.
When Bijuu Mike attacked the robot it reminded me of Bijuu Mike attacking clairance
Whenever i watch this i wanna play sakura school simulator
Same
I have that game so ir WE
I hate the game but I like watching it lol
Meh too
@@Skatercat4r same it gets boring quick
“I’m Gonna Make A Fantastic Nurse”
*Runs Over Someone With Hospital Car*
That's totally me 😂👍
“You see I’m just such a great person~!”
You mean an ambulance :V
@@smileakari2272 No, a *HOSPITAL CAR*
I thought it Hospital Car
Intro
Me: It's So Cute!!!
...
Wait
...
N o
Rip scrub chan
4 years later and no reply? Let’s fix that…
9:44 bijuu mike what did you say๏︿๏
*when mike was talking*
*a car kills the “hawt” nurse*
3 years later and no reply? Let’s fix that….
Did u know...that a nurse outfit....are called..
Scrubs??
Thank me later :)
@zitathepony_360 woah! how did u get that mike sticker on ur username?!
@@randaagha1433 he hit the join button next to the sub button (*w*)
@@otokonoko_ but were is it?😭
@RaindropSketches hmph! computers these days😑
@RaindropSketches I really tried to get a computer too! but their prices are hella expensive!! I actually prefer phones but at school we have lots of projects and we NEED a computer! I am always tired of getting detention just because of lame excuses!
#savemepls
Y’know, a nurse breakdancing is PERFECTLY normal. Just like a nurse shooting bugs out of a convenience store with a BAZOOKA is completely normal. (love ya, mike!💚)
That's her nurse skils 👍👌😂
Myha Le yup
@@myasmilkyway what the-
its a rocket launcher not a bazooka
You: hey love me
Person: ok
Other person: yes
More persons: no she’s mine
Everyone: argues*
Scrub: takes away*
Also scrub: yeyeyeyey
@@suicidal.schizophrenic its probably just a joke chill out
wijxdkousgekw yep, it’s a joke
Lil Fishy this is a joke
I wish this was meh ;-;
L
"Oh we got a suv!"
Tablet:*shows ad about suv*
Me:so he did get a suv?
But yuta have Suv
Hi
Sorry late
the intro was a masterpiece
*holy oof*
*that is the most bootiful intro I have seen*
When did people start liking this good content
He’s just racist against robots.
Me, a Danganronpa fan: HES ROBOPHOBIC
KIIBOIIII
KIIBO
FUCK I WAS ABOUT TO SAY THAT-
Kiiboy's gonna pull a bazooka on us-
HE IS KIIBO
Your the best nurse ever
love your Video‘s ❤️
Random Nurse: I want to stab an injection many times
Me: Wait WHAT WHY EVIL NURSE
I wAnT tO StAb An InJeCtiOn
"I just realized i am holding gold sans."
~Bijuu Mike, 2019
XD
Just so you know sans died in glitchtale for your information so this is a memory rip sans
XDDDDDD
congrats on 2mil :-) you definitely deserved it much faster keep it up beat your bike
Hhhu7uuu7hh😮7h
Ooikkkiuhhbkiygtdssa ugrddseeec. Rirezcg🎉🎉😂😂er
Bijuu mike: I'm quitting UA-cam
us: Why?
Bijuu mike: I got a better job
*A NURSE!*
Wow 🤩 you’re amazing 😻 I like you Bijuu mike
omfg I FREAKING LOVE THIS VID OR SHOULD I SAY SPOOOKKYY EPISODE
Oh there is a like *WHY IS IT BLUE* oh wait......I did that 😅
@Mariano Moralez Don't we all?
I ABSOLUTELY LOVE YOUR VIDEOS!! you make me happy everyday! I've been going through some tough stuff these years, thank you for continuing your UA-cam channel, as well keeping me happy!! :)
Same he as been making me happy all this week :>
@@tmc_lover2 samee
@@miyuji.akademi.rockers :D
Same =)
Same☺
Grey’s Anatomy:
R.I.P.
Derek Shepherd
“He did brain surgery”
Bijuu Boi: Where does everyone go?
**billie eilish has entered the chat**
0:16 cute scrub X3
Bijuu: I'm gonna go get some cash
His character: I'm gonna kick your [REDACTED]
*oh yeah they cuss*
Your Ass!
“iS he sPoOninG mE?!” 😂
Waiiit whaaat!
What does spooning mean? 😕
Only 5 minutes in and I’m already dying of laughter.
Same
😂😂😭😭
Just started the video. Found a good funny intro
Bijuu mike, make more Sakura School Simulator videos!!
the title:Making everyone fight for my love in Sakura School Simulator
the secret title:Today i became Mikan in Sakura School Simulator
When you just wanna play yandere simulator but your parents say no:
Sakura school simulator
Ikr
Lol
"Sans!? I just realized I'm holding golden Sans"
-Bijuu Mike, 2019
XD
3:44 THAT FACE IS GLORIOUS!!!!🤣🤣🤣
0:09 you did great on the intro yendo fazbear😂
this is for scrub chan .if tears could build a stairway and memories were a lane i would walk right up to heaven and bring
you back again no farewell words were spoken no time to say goodbye you were gone before i knew it and God knows why
Sakura school simulator IS BACK WHOHOO!! :))
Welcome to the first episode of *Yandere's Anatomy.*
4:48 Bijuu Mike: Why do I punch everyone I love? *goes to closet to punch Clarence*
“Stabs injection in patient many times “
Me: welp somebody is drunk
No joke I got an ad that says something about this college to become a medical practitioner. The next thing I heard "Hey guys it Bijuu Mike and in today's episode we're going to become a nurse ."
I needed this playlist!!! The Intro was great btw, You can drive really good!
From watching this video, I can easily tell if it were a real hostipal, we'd all be safe 👍
5 star safety👌
BIJUU BIKE IS BACC!!!! I can’t wait a day for a Bijuu video lol
Yes but still the fact he is 123.. TIME FLIES BY ..
Omg this video made me laugh so hard. I was having such a bad day but now I feel so much better after having a good laugh from this. 😂 Thanks Mike for brightening my day up a bit. 💜
When Bijuu Mike makes me laugh. I can’t contain sneezing and crying due to the amount of funniness he brings
The intro was beautiful.
13:56
THAT'S ROBO-PHOBIC!
[Keebo glares at you disapprovingly]
KEEBOIIIII
*V3 flashbacks*
Now he's actually playing Danganronpa 1 and 2 and probably will play V3.
This channel introduced me to Danganronpa.
@@xX_Berrie_Black_Xx Wow, yeah.
I forgot I commented this.
-Maybe I'm the Ultimate Clairvoyant-
9:24 when you think it says you’re gonna take your horse to the hotel room
"I just realized! I'm holding golden Sans!"
bro
have you finally finished the game?
"*I didn't get to ride the horse now i'm gonna ride-"
👁👄👁 *oh gawd no*
Uhmm...
Hello,my name is Yuurika.
Wanna be friend??
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Bijuu Mike is SOOOOOOOOOOOOO FRIDGING AWSOMEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So my brother ate my favorite food, THAT I BOUGHT! And my mom decided to punish me for not “sharing” even though he has tried them many times before and said he didn’t like them, so i was having a bad day then I saw this dude upload and I instantly felt better 😂
Thanks for reading this
Poor you
Your brother is evil!
IM FIRST COMMENT! I CLAIM THIS SPOT!Can I get that opening on Itunes?Also thx for uploading haven’t seen a upload from u in a long time!😊
.....but I was b
I got a Partymasters ad for this video, one of the same ones in the cursed commercials.
0:43
As soon as I heard him say”Wow! Wow! WOW!” I immediately thought of Wow! Wow! Wubbzy. I wonder if Bijuu Mike has ever seen that show. That show is an absolute classic.
5:16
That is why I don't ever want to drive a car.
Game Bijuu Mike: **goes through floor**
Bijuu Mike: *NANI?!*
It was nice bumping into you in target! Hi it’s me Jana. I really love your videos thank you for letting me take a photo with you
LUUUUCCCCCKKKKKYYYYY REEREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWEEE **goes insanely crazy** REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Wow your so lucky hahaha
"Can you please get off my head Bijuu Mike"
Bijuu Mike 2019
I loved the intro
This is the funnies video from bijuuu mikee!
I like it!!!!
0:51
Maybe you should dye it purple because some of some of us are trying to get Lauren to dye her hair green
0:36
B-Bijuu, what did Thanos do to you?? Are you too OG for this world??
6:21 what if we kissed on the hospital bed? 😍
This was hilarious. I love this! Your videos make me smile, Bijuu
Bijuu Mike: It's clear that Bijuu Mike is mental in the head
Me: *laughs for about 2 or 3 minutes* 😂😂😂
'i want to stab an injection many time'
me: runs away in fear
Galaxy Ashton-
Connor: ua-cam.com/video/vhpV57lz88o/v-deo.html
@@dominickbenincasa5043 wow!
Wow
Notification squAd!!1!1!11!1
a year later there’s a virus coming to kill us all
6:02 *And that, kids, is why you don’t stand in the middle of the road.*
This is so awesome and watch my favorite UA-camr in the world
6:48 "y-y-ya baka" cringiest n cutest accent ever
3:25 I died at this point
same!!
I think that in the game in the “Menu” in that section there’s a “system settings” tab. You can turn off enemies, which I think is the skeletons and statues. Idk if it works cuz I play on phone but yea ^^
There's a free love potion at the girl's house, the hospital rooftop, the waterway, and the house at the right of the convenience store.
I love how this was one year ago and in the episode it saids ‘zoom zoom zoom!’ *one year later* coronavirus coming through yes coming through😂
Edit: *Keep safe everyone!😃*
i really like this video you are awesome bijuu mike
It's so funny thank you bjuu mike
"I was gonna give myself a love p- gEtS hIt bY a Car
When you read this before it actually happened…
7:00 the look on his face after dropping himself is hilarious
A
THAT FREAKING HAPPENED AS I READ THE COMMENT😭
9:59 You sligh dawg
4:21 I choked on my water when you said I guess where sleeping here now
I like your vids super super l8ked
UA-cam is red
Twitter is blue
Give me a like
I'll give you one too
Cool!
Yay
11:39 It says “beware of fire”
4:12 jojo stance intensifies
i was crying of how funny it was on 3:57
Is super amazing i like it
There's a Love potion in the girl house in the room with 2 beds
11:48
For me it somehow turns to Chinese and I read it as fire (I can't read this word prob Japanese) pay attention.
It's probably Japanese tho
When someone's made at you in Sakura you have to apologize to them 50 times to become others ☠️😭
bijuumike you are my love in my sakura school simolator !!!!💖💖💖
You are so funny biju mike and amazing😂😂😂😂👍👍👍👍❤❤❤❤❤