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Paleo Catalog Basics: Magdeburg Unicorn
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- Опубліковано 31 бер 2022
- Hello everyone, Happy April 1st!
#aprilfools #tailsofkaimere #keenantaylorstailsofkaimere #aprilfoolsday #magdeburgunicorn #iceage #PaleoAnalysis
This week I have something very special for everyone! Today I have decided to expose the truth that many paleontologists don’t want you to know. There is a monster that ruled the earth for millions of years. It was the true king of the entire northern hemisphere. And no other animal in the Pleistocene could do a single thing to stop them. This beast is called the Magdeburg Unicorn. A mysterious creature that has been covered up by mainstream paleontologists for centuries.
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Following this video, be sure to check out Keenan Taylor’s Tails of Kaimere. Where he will discuss what happened when the Magdeburg Unicorn arrived on the distant world of Kaimere.
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It roamed the ancient flat Earth but was wiped out when it grew too tall and its horn accidentally pierced the protective dome over the Earth and unleashed all the space custard and ironically brought about its own exctintion in the resulting custatd deluge.
he horn broke the ice wall
The Great Custard-tarian flood
If that hapend then there whoudn't be life anymore.
Princes Unicorn!! My horn can pierce the sky!!
@@ultraapple3997 custard IS life.
I really want a comedy/horror movie, using the Magdeburg Unicorn as it's monster.
This would be amazing hahahaa
I’m glad this majestic creature is finally getting its due.
I think it’d be fantastic if the humans of Kaimere were ever to go extinct that the Magdeburg Unicorn would take their place
He posted this on 1st April.
Not a real animal
@@richarddixon4834 you know that Keenan is the author of the book "tales of Kaimere" the alien world he is talking about
@@caryboy2006 you know that Keenan is the author of the book "tales of Kaimere" the alien world he is talking about
Everyone should be grateful knowing there's someone out there thats brave enough to talk about the truth. Great video man!
How's that crack cocaine .?? Must be good.
He posted this on 1st April.
@@caryboy2006 not sure what your insinuating, have the Magdeburg Unicorns gotten to you?
Are they already here!? 😳
@@apexnext Be afraid. Be very afraid.
lol, you dlb
From what I read, its rear legs actually evolved into bone-wheels & the horn carried venom.
😂
... someone get FromSoftware on the line, I know what their next boss battle needs to be
the Amber spyglass? lol
@@otakuprime4203 that's what I thought. First real book I ever read at 12
@@benerdick_cumberbiatch ditto! Roughly same age too, ahhh great minds
Saw the thumbnail and my first thought wasn't "that's fake" it was "that looks Australian"
As an Australian, that's fair.
Or some other Triassic weirdo
ROFL
But here's the thing, mainstream science doesn't talk about the Magdeburg Unicorn because they fear that the mere mention of it will cause it to re-appear, making itself un-extinct and reeking havoc in the modern day.
I wouldn’t worry about it mate. We still have nukes.
Yeah
Eh, maybe you’re right, I mean, it’s not like talking about it right here and now will be- oh no! I-it’s my house! No! No Noooo-
Ey wahtz up mutherfucks? I’m back, here to kill and eat mammoths, and I don’t see any mammoths!
Whatever goes instinct stays that way.
You would think that scientist know this cuz that’s what they do for a living
Only if you say it's name five times in ten minutes. Ooops, We're doomed
That was a gem. Along the same lines as the documentary on the New Zealand Thylacoleo, but more humourous
They're not extinct! I think after a night of bar-hopping, I ended up waking up beside one of these! It was their blonde hair that I found irresistible.
Lol
👍
Me, born in Magdeburg. I can confirm i saw the skeleton in the museum! At least some years ago. Then the museum get renewed and sadly i moved away. The one day i was there in Magdeburg the Museum was closed. I hope its back, it was the highlight of each of my museum visits!!
You don't know how happy i a someone talk about our little beautiful (gracious) unicorn. Thank you very much. Xd
I feld kind of the same dissapointment discoving the Brittish Museum they had removed the skull of the Piltdown man from it's proment place to the storage.
I just liked to see the old fraud and I am not always happy when museums try to be woke.
This reminds me of that time I was at the zoo looking at elephants being fed and some person standing next to me saying: "Gosh! I thought these were predators!"
You may not like it, but this is what true perfection looks like!
The Orca is also a hoofed animal, at least in lineage.
True
Still have that blip in their skeleton.
I was thinking yo this thing might be related to the narwhal 🫠😅😭
Your mom is a hoofed animal
Every animal that went back to the sea was some kind of hoofed animal.
It eventually got to crowded on land who would’ve thought after billions of years of all the stuff happening in the oceans
Not gonna lie you got me at first. I was moments away from unsubscribing upon seeing this ridiculous "fossil" and especially hearing "mainstream paleontology does not want you to know this" but luckily it occurred to me to check the date the video was posted :) Well played, sir.
Exactly
Although I realized it was a spoof, it took me like 30 days to realize it was April Fool's
Guys... He literally says it's April 1 within 20 seconds of the start of the video...
From the start I could except the lack of legs but it was the full width of the spine going right into the horn and skull that kept me watching and waiting for the punchline. Well and causing mass extinctions and dying from a nuclear skirmish, but at that point the cat was out of the bag.
Seriously don't know what y'all are talking about is this not a creature to be feared? 😳
Love the humour you bring into your videos 🤣 can’t stop watching them!!
Best April fools ever. Wish I was subscribed when this dropped
Ayoo, you ruined it for me. I could have belived this for the rest of my life and been happy😂😂😂
That skeleton is the greatest museum piece I have ever seen.
I am from Magdeburg and went to our Museum yesterday and this thing always cracks me up when I see it
I signed in to YT today to watch the “Charlie the Unicorn” saga, but this popped up and I watched it instead, thanks for the vastly more educational unicorn themed video!
Educational??
God
Oh my god. The Kaimere reference was absolutely hilarious 😆
Image dying and your fossils get assembled like this
It skewered it’s way through the Pleistocene, causing mass bloodshed. I couldn’t imagine how Pleistocene creatures felt when looking their doom in the eye.
"It was meeee!" xD Loved this, always good to learn new things ;-)
Unicorns didnt wipe out mermaids as formerly theorised... they would often mate and their resulting progeny was the base DNA for this magnificent beast.
Ha ha funny april fools
That can’t even happen. A unicorn isn’t real same as mermaid and even if they’re real it wouldn’t work or happen because; A-they’re both completely difference species.
B- there habitats.
C- even if they have a common ancestor it wouldn’t work cuz they have evolve so much different from one another that they can’t cross breed
I loved this hilarious video, and I think you had fun making it. Yet another reason to appreciate Jack Horner, as if he needs more. Such a modest paleontologist, saving the world in his spare time and not letting on. Thanks for the laughs, they were needed.
So this is why in viking lore Unicorns were feared and bulls/bears were sacrificed to keep them away.
Edit: typo fix
Fun fact: The Norse would hunt narwhales for their horns and sell them for exhorbirant prices in Byzantium as unicorn horns. They probably were too afraid to hunt real unicorns like in the video.
Not gonna lie, this is an interesting consept as a fantasy monster.
This is amazing, I love it! I didn't hear you say "Happy April First" in the beginning of the video(I clean the house and deal with 2 kids while I listen) Then saw it and was like, wait, WHAT? No freaking way this is real LOL great video
Just subscribed to this channel. Absolutely love your content. x x
My first pet was a Magdeburg Unicorn. Unfortunately in less than six months it had grown to big and dangerous. Mom and Dad ended up contacting Dr. Marlin Perkins who took it to some place called Arcadia (I think). I sure miss Spike!
😊 I loved this. Keep making great videos. I really love how I'm learning new things and it's entertaining at the same time, and that ain't no joke😉
I never imagined that a drawing of mine would be a large part of a UA-cam video xD. Nice video btw!
Why is nobody talking about this unique group of animals
Because a buncha scaredy cats think they’ll revive the beast if it’s an actual creature (disclaimer we still don’t know much about it) just by talking about it. I think it’s childish
The magdeburg unicorn was the Forest Gump meets Chuck Norris of paleontology. Thank the mighty Jack Horner that he was able to save our species from it's ravages 🙏.
Ok, this was gold lol I thought it was legit till I saw that ridiculous skeleton 🤣🤣
Aw man I was so excited about this being a real thing until I saw the day this was posted.
lmfao, NFT Bro Jack Horner I'm dying.
That part is actually true🤣 Have you seen Dino Diego's video from Paleorewind 2021?
@@PaleoAnalysis For sure and I follow Horner on twitter so I am familiar with him (or whoever runs his account, assuming it is him) peddling those NFT things lol. Omg, I just exploded into laughter when you were talking about it too.
We have our own (mostly) unknown creature in southeastern Australia, known as the Gunni.
I'd love to see what you make of it
If I a Nickel for every time I have scene a April fools video about this creature. I would have two nickels, which isn’t a lot but it’s strange that it happened twice
Well was it Keenan Taylor that posted the other one? cuz that was no accident!
@@PaleoAnalysis yes yes it was
This is cap@@PaleoAnalysis
Beautiful piece of history
April fools joke lol
@@richarddixon4834 ya don’t say
I watched a full minute. I caught the April 1st reference right away.
I'm the Magdeburg Unicorn you finally found me :) lol this was so funny oml.
This is brilliant, you are so awesome.
Happy April Fools!! Lol you had me going for a minute there lol!
Hahahahaha. Not laughed so hard for a long time. Thank you. I love a bit of parody!
I really enjoyed making this but the number of people who actually believed this or wrote several paragraphs trying to debunk this concerns me.
@@PaleoAnalysis Unfortunately, there is some mad shit out there made by people who don't understand how mad their shit is. I wasn't sure until the video was about 3 minutes in that it was a spoof!
@@PaleoAnalysis Might be a good idea to add an april fools stamp to the thumbnail. (Don't get me wrong I like seeing this joke vid pop up in reccomendations from time to time but the people who think it's real are concerning..)
Hearing that rendition of "Hard Times Come Again No More" threw me for such a loop.
I had a stuffed Mageburg Unicorn until Jack Horner ripped it from my arms and set it alight! My poor poor unicorn. 🥺😉
Actually, one part of the story is correct, namely the 'reconstruction' of this presumed unicorn by the town mayor Otto von Guericke, in a time when scientific paleontology was completely unknown. The rest is pure conjecture. Well done.
A good April Fool's Day video must be built off the foundation of real ridiculousness.
Otto Von Guericke really did find some bones that he used to assemble a creature that would come to be called a unicorn. And Jack Horner really is an NFT bro. 😂
@@PaleoAnalysis Somebody probably told you already, but if not: The guy is pronounced "GEHRickeh". He put the u after the g so that the French would not pronounce him "Jerick". ^ ^
I truly love your videos. This one holds a special place at the top of the list!
I have a request for next April Fool's Day. Exactly WHY were Homo Sapiens able to survive the Magdalena Unicorn when all the other hominids couldn't? My theory: armpit hair
Jack Horner insists this was a scavenger and was not a predatory danger to humans or any other animals at all.
_~gigglesnort~_
Well done! 😄😄
Prima aprilis. Nice story!
I spotted one yesterday in our garden. Hmm. It must have been a baby still as it was so little. Unfortunatly the cat got it first. Never mind I guess next year same time we will find an other one.
Your cat was lucky. A young unicorn doesn’t have a horn yet.
Everytime the skeleton comes up on the screen it makes me feel so ill 🤣 Thank you for this experience
So I watched like 2 videos before this and was very interested and then I saw this one and was questioning if this is serious up until the 9:37 mark. Literally had me the entire video.
Like he mentioned happy April 1st
You get a like for recognizing that. Apparently "Hello everyone, Happy April 1st" being the first words I said did not properly communicate to many people what was going on... 😅
Jack Horner is just a name he adopted in reference to this legendary creature. The man’s real name is a secret known only to a select few.
Why did it take me listening to this at least 3 times to notice that you're referencing your friend's speculative series?
Well done.
Omg I'm dying, its just tail, legs, head, horn. Amazing animal. I need to study accounting but I'd rather be here learning about dinosaurs and extinct animals XD
I got upset in a way because once I saw that this creature had flat teeth I thought to myself this guy really is a paleontology equivalent of the it was aliens meme you got me LOL great job I will be definitely subscribing by the way!
I remember having to fight these of Naboo. That was a pain.
Hehe! Jack Horner seems to be an a-hole.
Thanks for the video! Really funny!
Absolutely fascinating.
😂I was on pins & needles waiting for the "fake creature" revel & hear how science united against this pre-piltdown man hoax but you kept us on the hook until the end😂
For me, literally beyond the end, reading comments. I missed something here, but yeah, that is an everyday occurrence for me;)
I have a feeling this came out at the beginning of April 😅🤣 I went along with it until like 3/4 of the way through the video. 👏
Ah yes, this is all very believable and true.
It’s a April 1st joke notice the intro when he says April first
I love this video! I was laughing so hard I couldn't even breathe! That Unicorn looks like sombody found a rhinoceros spinal column and then stuck horse legs on its neck and then what looks like a narwhal tusk on its skull! Funny!
skull and horn has some striking resemblence with the "real"unicorn, the Elasmotherium
Brilliant!!
The Kaimere reference at the end was an unexpected nice touch.
Hi, iv just found your channel, I’m loving these dives into different animals so cool
Hello I've found you and Subbed! Fantastic content.
Haha, this was a great one! I had to look at the date as soon as I saw the creature….
Phew, I'm so glad you're doing this great work! Finally I won't like such a nut job when I tell people this as I've been saying it for years... Great job!
🤣👍... watching since a few days ... from 12k to 15k in two days .... Congrats. Keep it up
You're doing the Lord's work with this, sir. Bless you
Watched this week's later. I'm sitting here going what? What the heck is thar? Then it got more outlandish and I had to look at the date it was posted to be sure I ain't crazy 🤣
The very first words I say in this video is "Hello everyone, happy April 1st"
That was a tell.
your intro is on point. The mix of nostalgic and cool new media is done well. IMO ......i may be wrong lol. gg
It looks pretty powerful :p
I'm here because today I visited the Museum für Naturkunde in Magdeburg and I saw this splendid fossil.
I have finally found my thesis topic. Thank you for this
Awesome vid, I'm still smiling.
Thank you. Just thank you.
I love to listen to your videos while I work. Took me to 5:31 seconds to realize it was a joke! 😂 🤦♂️
Imagine a little kid finding this video and believing that this thing went extinct, I saw one late at night one day it's massive size left me speechless and thankfully it was already consuming a deer corpse so it didn't attack me. This is a warning to never go near one
Not gonna lie. Really wasn't sure if you were being serious for like the first half of the video🤣 bravo. Very well done.
Hysterical!
Great April fools video
LOL!!! Ah, that explains so much! XD
I think my grandpa saw one once It came up on the porch But it was no match for grandma's broom
This is the best thing I've accidentally found in my whole life.
Bro you had me right up until the DNA transportation 😂
I’ve seen this creature in the forest of South America!!! It’s back guys!! We are dooooommmeddd!
This beast was the meteor that helped in the extinction of the non-avian dinosaurs.
excellent job.this is science presented first class and it convinced completly.alot of mysterys in ancient times can get connected to the influence of the beast on human evolution and civilisation.thanks for us the truth.😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊
It was an April Fool's joke
Hurrah for Dr. Jack! This guy knows Jack!
I love your straight-faced expose' of this shameful coverup. What a terrifying beast!
April'sl fools joke video
"Nothing was safe from this creature's blood lust"
It's too funny!!! 🤣
Yes, Happy April 1! :)