Henry Ambrose There isn’t one. Then again, you could argue everything is pointless as we will all be destroyed by the inevitable heat-death of the universe so everything will be pointless in the end.
Gareth Lawton Thank you, i thought so too, which is why i commented. Although, it is not an imitation, it is a quotation. I was quoting a line spoken in the video, hence the quotation marks.
I can't in good conscience root for HatFilms, as team Triforce simply stand no chance in the world to come, they barely survive day to day as it is, they need a bunker. Meanwhile, I can easily see Hatfilms acclimating to become a rabid cannibalistic tribe no problem. Smith would be the lumbering brute, Trott would be the Smeagol-like wretch that waddles on the ground all quick like, and Smith would be the normal looking guy that they leave wounded on the side of a road to as bait.
Sips: I feel useless! I don’t deserve to be here, I feel like I’m doing nothing, you guys should just kick me out and leave me to die on the street. Turps: I really like the mole, who painted it? Sips: it was me.
Considering the shambles we're in right now it's funny to have a bit of parody and satire with this. Very funny video and can't wait to see what else you folks do in the other episodes and future unsponsored content
YH this is hilarious, hearing turps make the same jokes for the hundredth time. I come here to escape every shitty day life, and now I have to hear turps make more crappy "topical" jokes, perfect.
I love how everyone thought it was a hedgehog and not a mole XD XD This was absolutely hilarious, so many amazing moments, but I think my two favorites were 9:33 and 11:04, "so, you gotta do his little feet" XD XD XD
Raging because Ross said "something from wham! How about careful whisper" Thank you Smithy for correcting the song BUT CARELESS WHISPER IS BY JUST GEORGE MICHAEL NOT WHAM! ty x
Just realized how Sips is so much taller than the rest of them (just slightly taller than Flax). I'm just way too used to the real Canadian slouched in his streaming chair
How sad am I? My wife just called me from another country to say she is never coming back yet Lewis' laugh at Sips' joke made me laugh my ass off and forget myself for a while. Cheers lads, thanks for the chuckles.
He had a hair transplant a while back, so that's why it looks better, don't know if it slowed the balding or if he'd need to get it done again but he looks great.
Its nice to see some of the income from members being used on more expensive, advanced content. This i like, and it makes me much more likely to consider becoming a member.
I just want to know how many members they have since based on the commenters icons it would seem like not enough to fund something like this, but there's probably hundreds of lurkers who never comment that are members.
I never noticed until now, but both Hat films and the Triforce are made up by 2 manly burley men and a sexy hobbit boy. Strange.
"It just works."
the power bottom is strong
Damn sexy Hobbit boys!
Ikr
Flax is such a hobbit
I don't know if I'd call any of them burley
If team Triforce wins Turps can fulfill his lifelong wish of being part of the Triforce
But then there are 4 people and not triforce anymore
Quadforce
And if they don't he can fullfil his second lifelong dream of being a part of the stunt lads. Outstanding move, Turps
Tetraforce theory confirmed
Making them the Tri-fours?
This is not a sponsored video. Turps just enjoys holding a can of Stella Artois all the time
TRON meant to be a stereotype of brexit-voting English people, ie football (or rugby in this case) jersey and a pint can of Stella
Ironically a Belgian beer...
Often known as wifebeater as well
@@olliehall6228 and on the o2 network? :P
The Stella Artois brewery is literally within view out of my bedroom window
There's some wise words from Sips: "I don't want to become that which I hate.". Beautiful.
haha
This is just a scheme for Turps to be able to become part of either Triforce Podcasts or Hat Films streams.
JUST. AS. PLANNED.
He was behind brexit all along
“Scare people away”.....”with Love” “no with fear” Lmao
Probably because Lewis has so much experience scaring people away with love
@@shinyarceus997 a loving nudge over the edge
Lewis's expression as Turps explains they bought a bunker.
Lewis working out how much it cost them
xD I had to rewatch that bit, but yeah he looked a little extremely pissed and confused. Love you Lewis!
lewis voted for brexit so this is his life now...
@@emptyangel he chose correctly
He looks confused, like he's rethinking funding this project.
Triforce is really going to have this in the bag when they get to giving their teams a signature weapon and they bring out their jugs.
And their moles
I just listened to that episode.
Bodega for team mascot
Sips fighting with the hat films was absolutely brilliant.
Now dad needs "serenity now" and a big vape
They were forming rival gangs. It's to be expected that there should be some anger between them. xD
@@dracoinsanity the rivalry was somewhat improvised I think. If it was really though, sips is amazing at acting.
“This is NOT a sponsored video... just to let you know... couldn’t even afford a megaphone!”
I'm pretty sure you'd hear that before you even have time to scroll to and read this comment, so what's the point?
Creative and original, 10/10. Literally no one else has such immense powers of imitation. Bravo sir, give yourself a hearty pat on the back.
@@h4724-q6j its in braille
Henry Ambrose There isn’t one. Then again, you could argue everything is pointless as we will all be destroyed by the inevitable heat-death of the universe so everything will be pointless in the end.
Gareth Lawton Thank you, i thought so too, which is why i commented. Although, it is not an imitation, it is a quotation. I was quoting a line spoken in the video, hence the quotation marks.
3:15 I love how pyrion instantly realises what sips is doing
Nobody:
Hat films: *immediately makes a klansman hat*
Thanks for the likes boys
underrated political satire the whole way through from the hat films boys
I can't in good conscience root for HatFilms, as team Triforce simply stand no chance in the world to come, they barely survive day to day as it is, they need a bunker. Meanwhile, I can easily see Hatfilms acclimating to become a rabid cannibalistic tribe no problem. Smith would be the lumbering brute, Trott would be the Smeagol-like wretch that waddles on the ground all quick like, and Smith would be the normal looking guy that they leave wounded on the side of a road to as bait.
Ah yes, the trio of Hat Films - Smith, Trott, and Smith.
@@dtghanvey Second only to the true hat films: Smith, Smith, and Smith
I'm rooting for triforce simply because i love sips
@@dtghanvey I laughed until my head hurt. Well executed.
Would really be one way to go, being chopped up while they break out into song...
turps I'm no expert, but I believe that's actually the colour orange.
Reality is only what your brain tells you is real. Maybe his brain lies.
Could be the reflectivity or the cameras
"what do you do when someone attacks you?" "I cower in fear"
Immediately followed by "I run"
12:25 cant believe how relevant this song became this year
We need a Bob Ross parody with Ross, madcat pls
YES! I didn't know I needed that but now I do
“We don’t make mistakes, we make *Trott shit in my mouth*”
I love the irony of Turps holding a can of Stella (Belgian beer), I really hope that was deliberate
enjoy it while you can, in a few decades muslims will hold the voting power in belgium and will likely ban alcohol
@@youtubesucks494 wow that changed tone quickly
OOF in the chat
@@youtubesucks494 Piss off, no place for your delusion in this comment section.
George Hamvas Hummerich terrifyingly it’s not even deusional
Sips: I feel useless! I don’t deserve to be here, I feel like I’m doing nothing, you guys should just kick me out and leave me to die on the street.
Turps: I really like the mole, who painted it?
Sips: it was me.
Never thought I'd see Himmler in HD.
Typical Himmler trying do build a unified European empire.
All of a sudden "everybody stay at home" is a great quote to live by.
Such a shame they defaced those French flags.
Now that is the best comment of the day. Pity most people probably won't get it, though.
@@RufusOmega I mean a lot of people get it but a lot of people don't care
@@RufusOmega low hanging fruit
"Can we put- Can we put him in like a... like a bikini or something?"
"We could give him a little fez."
That is 100% a hedgehog with a fez.
A) this is the closest Turps will get to being on the Triforce podcast; and,
B) when does the CUMT merch come out?
Calling it now. 100th episode girls joins in
‘Everybody stay at home’ mate seriously Yogscast are one of, if not the best British UA-camrs out there. They’re so good they can time travel.
Sips: "Can I borrow a black sharpie?"
Smith: "For 2500 bucks"
11:34 "Make sure you do the British Salute"
Smiff tentatively raises his right hand in an outright gesture...
the rugby shirt and crushing a can of stella on his head oh my
he couldn't look more dad
Their stay at home message was really ahead of its time...
RIGGED - Turps has been trying to get in to Triforce for years and he's finally found a way.
*Jacob Rees mogg has left the chat*
*I want to leave the common market*
Ironically, Mr wall's pfp has a large landscape with no wall
@@alistairwall5470
Your not the only one
@@PugMaxer You're all missing the reference. It makes me sad.
@@alistairwall5470 Shut up?
Pyrion: Let's live underground... in a BRAVE! NEW! WORLD!
With just a handful of men...
Get out the dog food, we're gonna be underground a while
We'll start all Over agAiAIAIN!
21:44 "To further challenge you all... okay, we're gonna have another challenge. It's time for challenge two."
Brilliant.
Terps is gonna be shitfaced by the end of this series with the amount of stella he's consumin
Can't believe the bunker wasn't the famous wooden plank over a mechanics pit.
Imagine this Intro on every video, the views would skyrocket!
Loving seeing you guys continue the challenges funded this way this time! Looking forward to more! :)
“Everybody stay at home”
British Hope Squad Society predicted covid.
12:15 - "coming forth to Stay at home"...
The everyone stay at home song didn't age well lmao
Me discovering this 3 years after listening to Triforce and Hatchat makes it hard for me to think of a more perfect video.
Considering the shambles we're in right now it's funny to have a bit of parody and satire with this. Very funny video and can't wait to see what else you folks do in the other episodes and future unsponsored content
Blame your government. Theresa may will only give you her deal or no deal, and her deal is HORRIBLE
@@fernandoleamshake7031 totally agree.
When is a bunker not a bunker?
When it's a cellar
when it is full of C.U.M.T.s
When it's a BNK-3ER
Hilarious watching a little portion of live chat getting their knickers in a twist because they can't tell that this is a j o k e .
Bec I guess some people are just sick of hearing about Brexit, me included.. but I totally agree with you I found this hilarious
YH this is hilarious, hearing turps make the same jokes for the hundredth time. I come here to escape every shitty day life, and now I have to hear turps make more crappy "topical" jokes, perfect.
Homestuck
@@epicboy109sminecaft an excellent observation.
@@miss_bec gotta call them when i see them
I love how Turps insinuated that Lewis wants to push something at the docks, furthering Lewis being the British Pusher
"Stay at home" they predicted the future
The irony is Brexit wasn't what made us stay and home this year
The dragon could also be interpreted as wales, for when Scotland eventually leaves the UK
Gotta love the football shirt and can of "wife-beater" (nickname for Stella Artois for non-UK residents)
You mean rugby shirt. 😋
Its a rugby top you bumboy
@@AntonoirJacques I'll be honest, I don't really follow sports lmao, cheers for the correction though
@@asinine8534 it shows....
Tbf I'm a Wales fan so the image of an England shirt makes me a little sick in my mouth
@@AntonoirJacques Ik, he must have recoreded this before they lost to us XD
8:40 "We are really over to the right here, Trott" - Smith, 2019
Why, you could even say that you're on the far right. The extreme far right, even.
Fallout: Yogscast, of course Turps is the Vault Overseer.
Me: * immediately in my brain * There is no competition with Sips. Triforce wins.
Turps: "As you can see, there's not much space"
Everyone else: points out the massive amount of space
Sips improves every video he's in by 420%
I love how everyone thought it was a hedgehog and not a mole XD XD
This was absolutely hilarious, so many amazing moments, but I think my two favorites were 9:33 and 11:04, "so, you gotta do his little feet" XD XD XD
I hit the join button because of this
welcome traveller
Ho ho ho, traveller, I'll be taking that Staff of Magnus from you now...
I accidentally left this on in the kitchen and my mom said "I have no idea what it is but it's slowly draining my soul..."
Could call it Jean-Claude Bunker
I love these challenges, so cool to see the whole UK joining in!
This is genius. Although I love both Triforce and Hat Films I must lean towards rooting for team Triforce because Sips.
I like how they called Swing Low British when its one of the few classic gospel songs written by an American (and a slave at that)
Rewatching this now feels appropriate
"That's a mole with a fez on. I think that's a winner."
Why is the "stay at home song" not the official covid19 song yet? Hat films predicted that we would have to stay at home for 2020 in march 2019!
Raging because Ross said "something from wham! How about careful whisper" Thank you Smithy for correcting the song BUT CARELESS WHISPER IS BY JUST GEORGE MICHAEL NOT WHAM! ty x
Just realized how Sips is so much taller than the rest of them (just slightly taller than Flax). I'm just way too used to the real Canadian slouched in his streaming chair
How sad am I? My wife just called me from another country to say she is never coming back yet Lewis' laugh at Sips' joke made me laugh my ass off and forget myself for a while. Cheers lads, thanks for the chuckles.
They're standing around like a group of naughty schoolboys being told off by the headmaster xD how are they never not awkward :')
Is that the Queen sniffing dragon's butt and dragon running away? 12:36
Anything with Triforce automatically gets me watching
Glad to see my Yogscast membership is supporting content creation, I love this stuff!
Sips's comb-over is looking pretty convincing, I certainly wouldn't assume he was losing his hair
He had a hair transplant a while back, so that's why it looks better, don't know if it slowed the balding or if he'd need to get it done again but he looks great.
Ah, I was wondering why his hair looked like that. Seems like he needs more grafts, that half bald half full hybrid look happens when you had too few.
Sips: Citizens, there going to be United
PFlax: OH NO, I KNOW WHERE THIS IS GOING
They should had played "Should I Stay or Should I Go" with the Clash, in the background ... seams to be on repeat in Uk Parliament these days!
2:17 the height symmetry is so nice
This video has gone from brexit bunker to covid-19 bunker
Rewatching this during a covid lockdown that stay home version of the song has a second reason to exist.
This truly show the innovativeness of the Triforce! crew!
Swing low sweet chariot,
Everybody stay at home!!!
My current theme song
Its nice to see some of the income from members being used on more expensive, advanced content. This i like, and it makes me much more likely to consider becoming a member.
Same
@Tftw As Lenin would say: "Useful Idiots".
I just want to know how many members they have since based on the commenters icons it would seem like not enough to fund something like this, but there's probably hundreds of lurkers who never comment that are members.
@@unnoticedhero1 theres a fair few! I don't usually comment but am a member :)
I love how hats were like little dogs just barking, but a afraid of sips. XD
The whole "everybody stay at home" song aged perfectly (aside from REDACTED involvement)
My favorite part "Can't even afford a megaphone"
Make sure to have a stockpile of Jaffa Cakes!
No cake, only salt and vinegar >:|
@@Five050 Salt and vinegar? 😣
You can't have brexit and the yogscast without some jaffas
1:26 they achieve a beautiful symmetry in height
It's like The Tribe TV series...but with Yogscast and Brexit themed in the UK...I'd watch that! :-D
"What is that, a dragon? Fuckin' losers" still kills me
As I Scottish person, I feel underrepresented in this video. Just like the referendum
You're the cameraman :)
I kind of think they're doing that on purpose as Scotland and NI voted remain.
We do both salutes in Britain guys....the palm out is for army and raf and the horizontal is the navy
You got me boys, I can spare a fiver a month if it means more content like this.
Turps has definitely got a David Brent thing going on in this. Love it.
Is it not concerning that Hat Films predicted the governments position under Boris Johnson for the last 12 months a year before it happened.
That intro hahahaha "Couldn't even afford a megaphone" xD
“It’s 4 Fs... I didn’t know it was gonna come out like that”
9:43 CHRIS JIST SLIDING IN IS THE FUNNIEST THING EVER
Team CUMT all the way! Sips, Pyrion and Lewis are hilarious together! Love me some Triforce!
They were a year ahead with the everyone stay at home line
They really let the Vidiots office space go didn’t they (0:11)