I love how the synopsis for these old games always sounds hype as hell and the gameplay is a wet fart meanwhile modern games provide basically no synopsis or sale introduction
author of Tom Bombem here, amazing that out of the huge catalog of 2nd-rate Apple II games you picked one of mine. Random note, 2 years ago I made a "proper" version of Lemmings for the Apple IIe that you can find out there but there probably isn't a sound file loader version of it
Yep, DMA Design! (later Rockstar North). I've been to Dundee (city in Scotland where they were originally located, they've since moved to Glasgow though, another city in Scotland) a number of times and they're very proud of their history of game development. 4J Studios is another one in Dundee (who did the old console versions of Minecraft and to my knowledge are still there) and their university has a course specifically for game design. I'm not sure how noteworthy that last part is but it's noteworthy to us Scots at least.
imagine you’re a kid in the 80s playing lemmings thinking “this is hot steaming garbage, who tf made this sh**” then 30 years later your own kid’s playing GTA 5 and you see a familiar name in the startup
Many earlier Apple ][ games were developed for a paddle (rotating dial) controller (like pong), which is why some of the controls might be funky using a joystick. A joystick was a relatively new thing at the time, whereas paddle controllers often came with the Apple ][, at least until the early 80s.
Fender Bender is a clone of a Sega arcade game called Head On. Get the dots and don't let the maniac in the other car hit you. I now feel very impressed with myself.
I started following you because you gave me strong LGR vibes and LGR is a comfort/binge watch, especially when insomnia gets really bad. Then you drop this after unlocking/uploading your Patreon goodies!!! Dank, I adore ya bud!!!
Only if it has composite in. Doubt he has an RF modulator since he didn't even have a disk drive. Besides, that's a //e, by the time those came alone, none of us hooked them up to TVs anymore.
I remember ages ago when I watched the doom video and wanted to see you do this but I didn't have the patreon. Thank you for finally releasing the patreon videos
I like the monitor iii. I have one that I got for very cheap about 2 years ago. I didn't nor do I now have an apple ii or iii, so I didn't have a use for it, so I hooked it up to an old PC I had with a composite output displaying a digital clock. It has been running 24/7 for over 2 years displaying a large, full screen digital clock and the date in beautiful monochrome green. The way the phosphours are, you can still see a ghost of the previous number when it changes for a good 30 seconds in the dark. It works quite well.
@@gamemash560 So, it is just an old PC with a composite output on it running a program called "huge clock." it allows you to customize what it shows such as the date, AM/PM, the size of the text and whatnot. I believe it is a screensaver file if I remember correctly, it has been a while sense I have set it up. I just put it in the startup folder and it comes on whenever it is on, which is 24/7. I would post pictures, but I don't think I can post links in the UA-cam comments section without setting off some sort of filter.
I have an apple iic that is modded to be a USB keyboard because it was the only anything to ever get Amber Alp mechanical switches which are absolutly amazing
I have an Apple ][ Plus, 1978, boxed with its original stuff and things! Lovely machine, took a little work to get her going again after sitting in a loft for 30 years!
My mum has an old apple 2E to this day and it’s a cool old computer it almost burnt itself to the ground a few times but still works somehow and we have a few old games like ghostbusters and a few others I don’t know why but every time u use the games it works more and more the first time it might only work on the Home Screen then the next time the game might start to play then the next it will work perfectly
Can't have apples without the pits and boy do the controls here appear to be very deep in some of them pits. Never had the "pleasure" of 70s computing tho i am fascinated by the era, i wish one of those tech focused specialist managed to dig up or have made Xerox (pre-)PC the Adam of all computers. It is quite amusing to see this but i am certain Apple II had mouse no? like 2 button jobby that was all sorts of sqyare and jaged edges?
These look like earlier titles; the first Apples could only load from tape, and disk drives were added later. A lot of later (mid 80s-early 90s) Apple II software was more graphically intense and could use a (one-button) mouse. There was sort of a proto-Finder for the ][e and the IIGS had GS/OS. Plus a lot of paint and desktop publishing software. The green screens were common and provided sharper text, but a lot of old Apple games look much better on a color monitor.
You have to have cap locks on you dingus, a lot of apple II games need to be told to switch to joystick and most software doesnt support lowercase keys so
I love how the synopsis for these old games always sounds hype as hell and the gameplay is a wet fart meanwhile modern games provide basically no synopsis or sale introduction
especially the flight simulator
So a wet fart either way
That is where they got you. It sounded great and was utter, utter balls.
people had to use their imagination
@@spingleboygle fun fact: that's not just any flight simulator, it's the first version of what later became known as Microsoft Flight Simulator.
author of Tom Bombem here, amazing that out of the huge catalog of 2nd-rate Apple II games you picked one of mine. Random note, 2 years ago I made a "proper" version of Lemmings for the Apple IIe that you can find out there but there probably isn't a sound file loader version of it
you are?
Fun fact: The studio behind Lemmings went on to be the main developing force behind Grand Theft Auto.
Yep, DMA Design! (later Rockstar North). I've been to Dundee (city in Scotland where they were originally located, they've since moved to Glasgow though, another city in Scotland) a number of times and they're very proud of their history of game development. 4J Studios is another one in Dundee (who did the old console versions of Minecraft and to my knowledge are still there) and their university has a course specifically for game design. I'm not sure how noteworthy that last part is but it's noteworthy to us Scots at least.
imagine you’re a kid in the 80s playing lemmings thinking “this is hot steaming garbage, who tf made this sh**”
then 30 years later your own kid’s playing GTA 5 and you see a familiar name in the startup
@@pikachucetthesecond4296makes sense gta is outta Scotland. Explains why it’s so funny. Every Scot I’ve met has been able to get me to laugh.
Many earlier Apple ][ games were developed for a paddle (rotating dial) controller (like pong), which is why some of the controls might be funky using a joystick. A joystick was a relatively new thing at the time, whereas paddle controllers often came with the Apple ][, at least until the early 80s.
i immediately laughed when i saw "it is the year 2025"
Fender Bender is a clone of a Sega arcade game called Head On. Get the dots and don't let the maniac in the other car hit you. I now feel very impressed with myself.
i thought it was a pacman ripoff
@@spingleboygle Pre-dates pacman, actually.
Damn LGR be looking different
"It is the year 2025"
(currently 2024)
oh no...
1 year left, still got time
I started following you because you gave me strong LGR vibes and LGR is a comfort/binge watch, especially when insomnia gets really bad. Then you drop this after unlocking/uploading your Patreon goodies!!! Dank, I adore ya bud!!!
What a lovely beast! The big chunky graphics in the last game is so that if you have a colour monitor you can get colours rather than the usual 4.
Pretty sure you can even plug it in to a TV and get color.
Only if it has composite in. Doubt he has an RF modulator since he didn't even have a disk drive. Besides, that's a //e, by the time those came alone, none of us hooked them up to TVs anymore.
Apple II Forever! Making life better and better.
I remember ages ago when I watched the doom video and wanted to see you do this but I didn't have the patreon. Thank you for finally releasing the patreon videos
Fascinating to see a game for an old platform that attacks spammers, but is so old that it doesn't call them spammers
Great start to the new year from the UK, Dankpods and Apple.
Yay another person from uk
@@FoxOnFilm2209 i’m from the uk too
@@894MUSIC I hate this country. I want to leave
@@FoxOnFilm2209 ohhh, i like it. it’s everything i’d want from a country lol
@@894MUSIC it’s a good country except the government. That could do with a change. But I do like free healthcare
as an apple ii lover this is loved by me
I like the monitor iii. I have one that I got for very cheap about 2 years ago. I didn't nor do I now have an apple ii or iii, so I didn't have a use for it, so I hooked it up to an old PC I had with a composite output displaying a digital clock. It has been running 24/7 for over 2 years displaying a large, full screen digital clock and the date in beautiful monochrome green. The way the phosphours are, you can still see a ghost of the previous number when it changes for a good 30 seconds in the dark. It works quite well.
i want to see images of this. that is such a good idea.
@@gamemash560 So, it is just an old PC with a composite output on it running a program called "huge clock." it allows you to customize what it shows such as the date, AM/PM, the size of the text and whatnot. I believe it is a screensaver file if I remember correctly, it has been a while sense I have set it up. I just put it in the startup folder and it comes on whenever it is on, which is 24/7.
I would post pictures, but I don't think I can post links in the UA-cam comments section without setting off some sort of filter.
@@WalterKnox that is still cool
I have an apple iic that is modded to be a USB keyboard because it was the only anything to ever get Amber Alp mechanical switches which are absolutly amazing
I have an Apple ][ Plus, 1978, boxed with its original stuff and things!
Lovely machine, took a little work to get her going again after sitting in a loft for 30 years!
If you’re reading this, you’re not 1st. But you are number 1!
nice
😭
Number 1 goof
That’s the best “look I’m first” comment possible. Love what you did with the formula.
I'm a worthless piece of crap
‘Eeeeeeeeeeew it’s like a big bug walking over posters!’ - Socrates
i sent this to my friend randomly, and said "I have one of those." and He was like "WAIT... WHAT? YOU DO?? SHOW MEEEEEEE." im not joking
With Asteroids you have to hold down the direction you want to go in for it to move. One button fired the other was turbo mode.
Holy Dingus
this translates to "Holy Gone" LOL
I like how 2025 is the same year they are sending people to phobos and gta6 releases
"it is the year 2025" holy shit it actually is
I will always remember the apple two as the computer from 863
Bro, that looks like a fallout terminal
probably because they were inspired by one of these absolute BEASTS.
I still feel bad remembering binning my Apple ][e… 😢
have a great next year dankpods!
I just noticed the home bar at the bottom. Now you do too >:)
Fender Bender. I could never figure out the controls for that game.
My mum has an old apple 2E to this day and it’s a cool old computer it almost burnt itself to the ground a few times but still works somehow and we have a few old games like ghostbusters and a few others I don’t know why but every time u use the games it works more and more the first time it might only work on the Home Screen then the next time the game might start to play then the next it will work perfectly
Steer you dingus, STEER.
When did LGR pick up an Australian accent?
"oh no, dingus"
Omg it’s Litterally the computer from lost, Apple 2 with the Apple 3 monitor
Can't have apples without the pits and boy do the controls here appear to be very deep in some of them pits.
Never had the "pleasure" of 70s computing tho i am fascinated by the era, i wish one of those tech focused specialist managed to dig up or have made Xerox (pre-)PC the Adam of all computers.
It is quite amusing to see this but i am certain Apple II had mouse no? like 2 button jobby that was all sorts of sqyare and jaged edges?
These look like earlier titles; the first Apples could only load from tape, and disk drives were added later. A lot of later (mid 80s-early 90s) Apple II software was more graphically intense and could use a (one-button) mouse. There was sort of a proto-Finder for the ][e and the IIGS had GS/OS. Plus a lot of paint and desktop publishing software. The green screens were common and provided sharper text, but a lot of old Apple games look much better on a color monitor.
Is this what the lethal company console is based on?
To think 13 year old me aspired to own an Apple II. I dodged a bullet there.
why is there an iOS navigation bar in the video lol
wait what
@@spingleboygle lol yea check out the bottom of the video, it dissapears when it zooms in though lol, super weird
@@gorgnofhe actually had to screen record every after show to upload them here. absolute TROOPER
I think that was in the original video, like when it goes to the unedited handheld section after the voiceover intro.
You should do a teardown of the controllers and rebuild them so they work properly.. otherwise, 4 out of 5 sausagerolls
I found one of these my dad had. I turned it on and the power supply went caput on me
Tom Bombem, Duke Nukem, Coincidence?
also, why do i start talking like u when getting new old tech?
Inflating, just like a balloon.
Amazing, the Lemmings noise sounds exactly like the “growler” tone on a F-14 Tomcat. Get missile lock already.
but apple… why is my iphone 7 not ios 17 compatible, but iphone 14 pro is apple ii compatible :’(
Thanks for uploading this
Also 1st by a second
@@ok-sv5rwno ur not
i like tp see you do a house tour dank pods
It is the year 2025.
Me in 2024: Wait.
💥💥🎉🎇🎇🎇🎉🎉🎆🎆🎆 Happy new year
This is the true PC Gaming experience right here
I know how Wade always says you can smell the pixels.. but I can smell that PC. 😂 Smells like my Nan.
Where is Choplifter! Where is Moon Patrol? Karateka?
Probably don't have audio loaders for them. Not every game does.
Probably need a real floppy or floppy emulator.
You have to have cap locks on you dingus, a lot of apple II games need to be told to switch to joystick and most software doesnt support lowercase keys so
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Yes lode hahahaha😂
1st
(I’m first by 23 seconds B)
@@ok-sv5rwno?
1st
Nuh uh
Haha, I remember when being 1st was cool.... in 2005.
@@enjoi62137 too bad I wasn't born then so I'm finding it cool now
@@anish3994you just admitted to being a child you stupid little shit