Criminal Loses His Mind

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  • Опубліковано 25 лис 2024

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  • @seacatlol831
    @seacatlol831 2 роки тому +293

    I like how an alien just casually joins the police.

    • @maxybg
      @maxybg 2 роки тому +30

      I mean, it's an UFO, so...

    • @GarciaGamingFR
      @GarciaGamingFR Рік тому +6

      I think hes talking about 4:40

    • @alien_7236
      @alien_7236 Рік тому +6

      yeah i joined them

    • @hungary226
      @hungary226 Рік тому

      ​@@alien_7236 did you steal the ufo🛸

    • @masdoni7555
      @masdoni7555 5 місяців тому

      ​@@maxybghow to have ufo

  • @Zedryx69
    @Zedryx69 2 роки тому +312

    imagine just walking down the road one day and then a UFO crashes next to you and this shadowy, blocky figure arrests you and you're teleported to prison.

    • @firepalmmy5933
      @firepalmmy5933 2 роки тому +47

      and that all happens immediately and you haven't understood what happened

    • @spinningpig2347
      @spinningpig2347 Рік тому +23

      I would think the gods summoned him to arrest me for my war crimes

    • @blue_chisudo2030
      @blue_chisudo2030 Рік тому

      lol

    • @pan2364
      @pan2364 Рік тому +3

      @@spinningpig2347 hahhah, war crimes joke, very funny.

    • @spinningpig2347
      @spinningpig2347 Рік тому +6

      @@pan2364 You must be the karen at parties, if you go to any

  • @MikeyGamer-vy2ir
    @MikeyGamer-vy2ir 2 роки тому +719

    i'm still confused how the hell this man can stop riots with a pull of a trigger

    • @lh2919
      @lh2919 2 роки тому +37

      He has a really good gaming chair

    • @tjrember
      @tjrember 2 роки тому +23

      Infortality has been playing for 3+ years lol

    • @goomer26491
      @goomer26491 2 роки тому +5

      4 answer: skill

    • @thearkadianm
      @thearkadianm 2 роки тому

      5 answer: hacks

    • @goomer26491
      @goomer26491 2 роки тому +1

      @@thearkadianm 6 answer not hacks

  • @sunmaw108
    @sunmaw108 2 роки тому +545

    When you take the prisoners out of jail only to put them back in for money

    • @RippleSora
      @RippleSora 2 роки тому +59

      @BevRandoms I get what you and the comment you replied this on mean but they did stand on his ufo which isn't very fair either. Nobody likes it when their vehicle gets stood on, right?

    • @gachaiscrapsoisthecomunity6395
      @gachaiscrapsoisthecomunity6395 2 роки тому +4

      @BevRandoms you can play the game anyway thats how he plays

    • @Bacon_Le_Builder3538
      @Bacon_Le_Builder3538 2 роки тому +1

      ik lol some poeple DUMB

    • @damiandyoputra132
      @damiandyoputra132 2 роки тому

      Poeple
      Xdddddd it's people

    • @snipe5287
      @snipe5287 2 роки тому +2

      yeah he's a menace

  • @blue_chisudo2030
    @blue_chisudo2030 Рік тому +116

    8:24 100/10 driving skills.

    • @NikoPeludo
      @NikoPeludo 10 місяців тому +5

      Literally the “I drive” person

    • @AK_WesleyReal
      @AK_WesleyReal Місяць тому

      thats when free bird gets to the beat drop

  • @heavyweaponguy9372
    @heavyweaponguy9372 2 роки тому +54

    7:40 "how to jail"

  • @KAT-hs3xh
    @KAT-hs3xh 2 роки тому +260

    8:24
    He is russian.
    Don't even question it.
    110% russian car driving.

  • @PrabhasRajuRBL
    @PrabhasRajuRBL 2 роки тому +756

    Not a lot of cops are pro at their job. Personally you are the only pro from the cop team i have seen.

    • @cosmicball1670
      @cosmicball1670 2 роки тому +49

      He just flies and arrests

    • @normalpersoninanormalworld
      @normalpersoninanormalworld 2 роки тому +2

      Yeah tbh no ufo not many arrests

    • @normalpersoninanormalworld
      @normalpersoninanormalworld 2 роки тому +22

      But he still is really good

    • @creeper30133
      @creeper30133 2 роки тому +9

      what a about cop arrest innocent money: -25, but the innocent got crims and arrest got money: 400
      that is profit mode

    • @Xver0117
      @Xver0117 2 роки тому +22

      HES NOT PRO HE HACKKER (The kids in his game)

  • @Flohws
    @Flohws 2 роки тому +79

    This is why i love being a cop and just arresting everyone i can see, i just sit back and relax while they lose their shit over getting arrested 😂😂

  • @armhay_games
    @armhay_games 2 роки тому +247

    Respect to this man he survived every curst he got even the bank girl 🗿

  • @tyIersteve
    @tyIersteve 2 роки тому +140

    6:32
    “AND MY TEAM WILL WHOOP YOUR 4 DOLLARS”

    • @padlobro
      @padlobro 2 роки тому +20

      Lmao. It should be meant "a$$"

    • @r-roblox7591
      @r-roblox7591 2 роки тому +4

      @@padlobro right

    • @praxify7129
      @praxify7129 2 роки тому +4

      @@padlobro r/whoosh

    • @ex_p767
      @ex_p767 2 роки тому +1

      Lol 😂😂

    • @labbit35
      @labbit35 2 роки тому +1

      “My what???”

  • @BlackGokuEnjoyer
    @BlackGokuEnjoyer 2 роки тому +77

    This mans been throught so much *Pain* , when you never got to rob a bank and when you always almost there the cops that were camping arrest you or you get surrounded by a whole team, *this pain* made this mans loose his sanity..

    • @splitzXD
      @splitzXD 2 роки тому

      World Shadow pain

    • @splitzXD
      @splitzXD 2 роки тому +1

      This world shall know pain MALUBULUL UNIVERSAL PULL

    • @Undo2923
      @Undo2923 2 роки тому

      Monkey hates Infortality.

    • @Undo2923
      @Undo2923 2 роки тому +1

      Monke hates Infortality.

    • @bravo2221
      @bravo2221 2 роки тому

      Grammer 100

  • @ZADARGG
    @ZADARGG 2 роки тому +28

    1:48 i mean like he's not lying he actually afk but come back at the worst time

  • @ingerage19
    @ingerage19 2 роки тому +68

    4:20 mans got the best grinding method

    • @caboose8110
      @caboose8110 Рік тому +2

      honestly I just feel bad for the prisoners at that part, they should fix that

    • @ingerage19
      @ingerage19 Рік тому

      @@caboose8110 fr

    • @MannyHeffley077
      @MannyHeffley077 Рік тому

      @@caboose8110 I thought they were afk so he got them

  • @hw1433
    @hw1433 2 роки тому +26

    0:47 perfect landing

  • @thatoneybaplayer5606
    @thatoneybaplayer5606 2 роки тому +168

    i like how he just kills the lagging bacon without mercy 🗿

  • @marcus2684
    @marcus2684 2 роки тому +20

    you know you’re good when someone tells you to stop being a pro

  • @AHVSSR
    @AHVSSR 2 роки тому +62

    Man, that dude with the dead mouse did more than most of these people did to avoid arrest
    Saying that out of context felt like I'm getting more than a cease and desist in any other case •-•

    • @legendaryaries7294
      @legendaryaries7294 Рік тому +1

      More like a restraining order

    • @JustARandomPersonLol69420
      @JustARandomPersonLol69420 Рік тому +3

      The little emoticon at the end I read as Morse code for some reason. I was wondering why you just said “R” lol

    • @AHVSSR
      @AHVSSR Рік тому

      Lmao. I didn't even know Morse code could be put into text

  • @getindacornerbiiiiiii
    @getindacornerbiiiiiii Рік тому +9

    who ever says ''HACKER'' after a police officer arrested them in jailbreak has a disease, it is called
    a skill issue

  • @pulse2_1
    @pulse2_1 Рік тому +19

    "monke very good monke"
    damn he spitting facts tho

    • @boid_reaver
      @boid_reaver Рік тому

      r/btd6

    • @AverageRobloxJBPlayer
      @AverageRobloxJBPlayer Рік тому +4

      I said that in Jailbreak and everyone’s reaction was like:
      “Can you shut up nobody cares”
      “Bro what Informality Video”
      “Bro’s in 1st Grade”
      “No one cares about Monke”

    • @palacedoop
      @palacedoop Рік тому

      ​@@AverageRobloxJBPlayer very true reactions

    • @PickleRicksFATASSCOUSIN
      @PickleRicksFATASSCOUSIN 7 місяців тому

      ​@@AverageRobloxJBPlayer lmfao

  • @vulpevulpevulpevulpevulpevulpe
    @vulpevulpevulpevulpevulpevulpe 2 роки тому +17

    love how camping used to be waiting in a specfic place for an enemy to simply defeating the enemy

    • @tetrahedrongod
      @tetrahedrongod 2 роки тому +1

      I mean, my definition of camping is if the cop wait at the prison exits, gun store and especially inside crim base to bait criminals, feels bad as a mobile player after a museum robbery not knowing how to drop the bag

    • @Kex_1296
      @Kex_1296 2 роки тому

      It's not called camping, it's called tactical positioning.

  • @popsickle_
    @popsickle_ 2 роки тому +65

    I love how 50% of the community doesn't know what camping means in any way

    • @Zero001LP
      @Zero001LP 2 роки тому +10

      It's full of toxic kids and edgy teens, what did you expect?

    • @popsickle_
      @popsickle_ 2 роки тому +8

      @@Zero001LP clearly not teens

    • @Zero001LP
      @Zero001LP 2 роки тому +1

      @@popsickle_ Nah, there are teens, just really stupid ones.

    • @Kex_1296
      @Kex_1296 2 роки тому +13

      It's not called camping bro, it's called tactical positioning to give the criminals a world war I experience.

    • @SuperMechSonic
      @SuperMechSonic 2 роки тому +5

      Literally if a criminal gets caught off guard
      They will call it camping

  • @thanh_12
    @thanh_12 Рік тому +3

    "my team will whoop your 4$$" bro getting on his demonic arc

  • @smokingbacon4366
    @smokingbacon4366 2 роки тому +93

    8:58 he jumped into Heaven
    Edit bro 69 likes

  • @arandomguy2173.
    @arandomguy2173. 2 роки тому +4

    There are many things happing in this video.
    1.monke
    2.Flying cars
    3.KILLING A LAGGING BACON
    4.Upside down UFO
    5.Arresting criminals as fast as LightSpeed
    6.”STOP BEING A PRO GOD DAMN”

  • @xdoi7881
    @xdoi7881 2 роки тому +11

    4:44 give the aliens ufo back

  • @One_Soldier64127
    @One_Soldier64127 2 роки тому +12

    I can feel the criminal's pain on getting arrested, trust me if you meet him y o u r I n s t a n l y d e a d

  • @AgentForeverSus
    @AgentForeverSus Рік тому +12

    5:07 POLICE BRUTALITY

  • @oat_swimmer7430
    @oat_swimmer7430 2 роки тому +14

    me: give me one reason not to play jailbreak
    my brain: *plays this vid*

  • @Personalzida12139
    @Personalzida12139 2 роки тому +20

    2:19 that’s so toxic and disrespectful

    • @Andrew-ms4dr
      @Andrew-ms4dr 2 роки тому +1

      imagine being so mad in a video game that you tell people to die lmao

    • @Personalzida12139
      @Personalzida12139 2 роки тому

      @Andrew true lol till this day I think that woman is still telling poeple to die because of dying in a game

    • @Personalzida12139
      @Personalzida12139 2 роки тому

      @Andrew bro that shows her personality like she’s a person to get so mad over a game

    • @FroggyOrWhatever
      @FroggyOrWhatever 2 роки тому

      Bro imagine just saying bam and a black officer shop up and then just chose violence plus if her friends saw it then uhhh thats a bit problem for her friend list

    • @SuperMechSonic
      @SuperMechSonic 2 роки тому

      @@Personalzida12139 Especially the emo girls
      They're really toxic

  • @circleubuntu
    @circleubuntu 2 роки тому +11

    When you're too good, everyone immediately assumes you're hacking. Just ignore it

  • @normalpersoninanormalworld
    @normalpersoninanormalworld 2 роки тому +20

    These are so fun to watch on the weekends

  • @Bob-ol7lf
    @Bob-ol7lf 2 роки тому +52

    I like playing jailbreak I really like watching videos of these it always reminds about the *C A M P E R S*

    • @kaheilui9785
      @kaheilui9785 2 роки тому +2

      Campers? Aw man

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      @OminousV4 2 роки тому

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      @galactic_cupcake8744 2 роки тому

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    • @caydengaming.549
      @caydengaming.549 2 роки тому

      He is like the wrost kind of cop (the all mighty-annoying but at least he gives mercy)

    • @Bob-ol7lf
      @Bob-ol7lf 2 роки тому +1

      @@caydengaming.549 well i saw him and arrested me

  • @lorrainedelosreyes8886
    @lorrainedelosreyes8886 2 роки тому +2

    “YOU MADE BIG OOPSIE” “ME AND MY TEAM WILL WHOOP U” *whole team gets arrested by 1 cop*

  • @tolujunaid6519
    @tolujunaid6519 2 роки тому +7

    New title: What it feels like to be put in solitary confinement..

  • @ifvfvhfb2
    @ifvfvhfb2 Рік тому +3

    Everytime infortality arrest Someone, my heartbeat gets high.

  • @bickman1450
    @bickman1450 2 роки тому +7

    imagine resetting while a cop tryin to arrest you

  • @Niccogamer01
    @Niccogamer01 2 роки тому +2

    i can easely call myself the jailbreak pro driver, even against a helicopter, planes and even Militar Helicopter
    but your driving skills in that UFO scares me

  • @Calamity_Cal
    @Calamity_Cal 2 роки тому +9

    1:30
    Me: *This is how to grind money*

  • @HenryCummins-zh5bg
    @HenryCummins-zh5bg Рік тому +1

    I have only been watching for a while, but I love your show! Ur one of the best YTs out there!

  • @goodluckpup
    @goodluckpup 2 роки тому +3

    i was thinking how its fun to be so godly good at this game but the reactions are gold lmao

  • @AquaranSocialistRepublic
    @AquaranSocialistRepublic Рік тому +1

    At this point, the criminals aren't even trying. They're getting pissed over their own idiocy.

  • @MJ3HOOPZ
    @MJ3HOOPZ 2 роки тому +8

    Imagine trying to rob the museum and you see this guy running straight for you 😂. Keep up the good work❤

  • @catmatt9
    @catmatt9 Рік тому +1

    ‘STOP BEING A PRO’ he’s just so mad. 🤭

  • @kieransaelan4932
    @kieransaelan4932 Рік тому +4

    TheDerpyNerpy always said monke in every jailbreak server

  • @blackbuster382
    @blackbuster382 2 роки тому +1

    I love your videos, I didn't think playing these silly front page games would be so fun, even if generic, It's fun

  • @kirakohata9932
    @kirakohata9932 2 роки тому +6

    i love how this guy has good aim to play really good games but prefers to flex his skills in a silly game, how chad

  • @Thaquonium
    @Thaquonium Рік тому +1

    Grass is a plant with narrow leaves growing from the base. A common kind of grass is used to cover the ground in a lawn and other places. Grass gets water from the roots in the ground. Grass is usually pigmented with the colour ‘green’. Grasses are monocotyledon, herbaceous plants.
    The grasses include the "grass", of the family Poaceae (also called Gramineae). Also sometimes it is used to include the sedges (Cyperaceae) and the rushes (Juncaceae). These three families are not closely related but belong to different clades in the order Poales. They are similar adaptations to a common life-style.
    Many grasses are short, but some grasses, like bamboo can grow very tall. Plants from the grass family can grow in many places, even if they are very cold or very dry. Several other plants that look similar but are not members of the grass family are also sometimes called grass; these include rushes, reeds, papyrus, and water chestnut.
    Grasses are an important food for many animals, like deer, buffalo, cattle, mice, grasshoppers, caterpillars, and many other grazers. Unlike other plants, grasses grow from the bottom, so when animals eat grass they usually do not destroy the part that grows. Without grass, dirt can wash away into rivers (erosion). Graminoids include some of the most versatile plant life-forms. They became widespread toward the end of the Cretaceous. Fossilized dinosaur dung (coprolites) have been found containing grass phytoliths (silica stones inside grass leaves). Grasses have adapted to conditions in lush rain forests, dry deserts, cold mountains and even intertidal habitats, and are now the most widespread plant type. Grass is a valuable source of food and energy for many animals.Lawn grass is often planted on sports fields and in the area around a building. Sometimes chemicals and water is used to help lawns to grow.
    People have used grasses for a long time. People eat parts of grasses. Corn, wheat, barley, oats, rice and millet are cereals, common grains whose seeds are used for food and to make alcohol such as beer.
    Sugar comes from sugar cane, which is also a plant in the grass family. People have grown grasses as food for farm animals for about 4,000 years. People use bamboo to build houses, fences, furniture and other things. Grass plants can also be used as fuel, to cover roofs, and to weave baskets. n English, the word "grass" appears in several phrases. For example: "The grass is always greener on the other side" means "people are never happy with what they have and want something else." "Don't let the grass grow under your feet" means "Do something". "A snake in the grass" is about a person that will not be honest and will trick others.
    Grass is sometimes used as a slang term for cannabis (also called pot, weed, or marijuana) The Grass type (Japanese: くさタイプ Grass type) is one of the eighteen types. Prior to changes in Generation IV, all damaging Grass-type moves were special, but they may now also be physical depending on the attack. Grass-type Pokémon are immune to Leech Seed. Grass-type Pokémon are immune to Leech Seed Starting in Generation VI, Grass-type Pokémon are immune to powder and spore moves and Effect Spore.Grass types are tied with Rock in having the most weaknesses out of all types with five. Since Generation I, a particular asset of Grass types is being the only type that is immune to Leech Seed. As of Generation VI, Grass-type Pokémon are also immune to powder and spore moves, such as Sleep Powder and Stun Spore. Additionally, Grass Pokémon are the only ones affected by Rototiller and Flower Shield. Those moves raise both attack stats or the physical Defense stat, respectively, when used. Forest's Curse adds the Grass type to the target's types. Grass-type attacks are resisted by seven types, so they're tied with Bug as the most resisted type. Those resistant types are best covered by Rock and Ground. As of Generation VI, Dark and Ghost have neutral matchups against every type that resists Grass. When Grassy Terrain is in the effect, the power of Grass-type moves is increased by 30% (50% prior to Generation VIII) if the user is on the ground.
    Contest properties In contests, Grass-type moves are typically Clever moves, but can also be any of the other four contest conditions. As of Generation VIII, there are 112 Grass-type Pokémon or 12.27% of all Pokémon (counting those that are Grass-type in at least one of their forms), making it the third most common type after Normal and before Flying.
    A Pokémon with Protean or Libero will become a Grass-type Pokémon if it uses a Grass-type move. A Pokémon with Color Change, Imposter, Mimicry, RKS System, or Multitype will become a Grass-type Pokémon if (respectively) it is hit with a Grass-type move, is sent out against a Grass-type opponent, if the terrain is grassy, if it is holding a Grass Memory, or if it is holding a Meadow Plate or Grassium Z. Since Generation VI, Grass-type Pokémon are also immune to Effect Spore; Only Grass-type Pokémon can have these Abilities. This does not include signature Abilities.Due to the decreased amount of types in the TCG, Grass generally adopts all Bug-type Pokémon under its typing. It also adopted Poison-type Pokémon prior to the Diamond & Pearl set, after which they were moved to Psychic. Similar to the games, Grass-type Pokémon in the TCG are generally weak to Fire and resist Water.
    Grass-type Pokémon are strong against Fighting and Water Pokémon, whilst Metal Pokémon resisted it until the EX Power Keepers expansion set. Generation V introduced the most Grass-type Pokémon of any generation, with 21 (including Rotom's Mow form), and Generation VI introduced the fewest Grass-type Pokémon, with nine. Generation I introduced the most Grass-type moves of any generation, with 10, and Generation II introduced the fewest Grass-type moves, with three.
    The Grass type and/or Pokémon of the type have been referred to using the term "plant" instead on some occasions: In the English Generation I games, the Gym guide in Cerulean Gym refers to Pokémon of the Grass type as "plant Pokémon". In the English versions of Pokémon FireRed and LeafGreen, he instead mentions "Grass-type Pokémon". In the Japanese versions of the Generation I games and FireRed and LeafGreen, he mentions the Grass type itself, calling it the "Plant type" (Japanese: しょくぶつタイプ). Another reference to "plant Pokémon" (Japanese: しょくぶつポケモン) is made by Professor Oak in the Japanese Pokémon Red, Green, and Blue, and international Pokémon Red and Blue, classifying Bulbasaur as such when the player is about to choose it as their starter. This is also the case in the Japanese versions of Pokémon FireRed and LeafGreen; in contrast, he calls it the "grass Pokémon" in the English versions. This same reference is also used in the first episode of Pokémon Origins.
    In multiple languages, such as French and German, the Grass type is translated as the Plant type. The Turkish dub of the anime occasionally refers to "Grass type" as "Plant type". The Grass type has the most Pokémon that evolve by Evolution stones, with a total of 11. It is also the type that can utilize the most stones, having at least one Pokémon that can evolve via the Leaf Stone, Sun Stone, Water Stone, and Shiny Stone.The Grass type is the only type to have more than one HP-draining move, having five of them. Grass-type attacks deal doubly super-effective damage to the most Pokémon of all types. Grass-type attacks are super effective against the three types that Fire types are weak to. Fire is the only type that hasn't been paired with Grass. In Tree's a Crowd, Brock states that Grass-type Pokémon resist Electric-type moves due to being able to diffuse the electricity into trees and the ground. He also explains that if Grass types are in the air, they cannot diffuse the electricity from Electric attacks, thereby dealing normally effective damage.
    Now that you have read this much about grass, maybe you should go and touch some...

    • @GaymeplayKjhw
      @GaymeplayKjhw 6 місяців тому +2

      Bro wtf u talking about pokémon 💀

  • @Shinofumi_Hanaoka
    @Shinofumi_Hanaoka Рік тому +6

    2:47 i miss this sound

  • @BababoeyMEMElord929
    @BababoeyMEMElord929 8 місяців тому +2

    1:31 bro tasted him at the speed of light 💀

  • @Xorcision
    @Xorcision 2 роки тому +6

    4:25 man gave me grinding money lesson

  • @pinexappIe
    @pinexappIe 2 роки тому +2

    Ur like the best cop I’ve seen lol, and u have very good editing skills

  • @Ajdabozo
    @Ajdabozo 2 роки тому +6

    7:28 that was clean

  • @Thomfamily5
    @Thomfamily5 2 роки тому +2

    Seeing a ufo flying at you in jailbreak at this point
    is like seeing heaven right Infront of your eyes

  • @HaunterK1ng
    @HaunterK1ng 2 роки тому +4

    4:09 ''player was innocent''
    player: shooting the cops

    • @iamyessss
      @iamyessss 2 роки тому +1

      No,
      The player is shooting the air

    • @1xavierlol
      @1xavierlol Рік тому +1

      ​​@@iamyessss No,
      the player was horrible and couldn't land a single shot

  • @mrnoob4274
    @mrnoob4274 Рік тому +1

    Plot twist: The guy that's going insane is actually being held at gun point by a monkey obligating him to worship the monkey

  • @leothurt3136
    @leothurt3136 Рік тому +2

    I love how people rage after they get arrested, it’s so funny

  • @getthepickle
    @getthepickle 2 роки тому +10

    This man is an literally an veteran.

    • @name2315
      @name2315 2 роки тому +5

      Sweat*

    • @Foozp333
      @Foozp333 2 роки тому +3

      @@name2315 POV: You’re one of the toxic people he arrested

    • @kingclassified8503
      @kingclassified8503 2 роки тому +9

      @@Foozp333 it’s a fact though. He’s really a sweat

    • @hathu5185
      @hathu5185 2 роки тому +2

      @@Foozp333 it’s sadly and true fact that he is a sweat.

    • @emirkara8660
      @emirkara8660 2 роки тому +2

      @@kingclassified8503 not a toxic one doe

  • @ardanidk
    @ardanidk 2 роки тому +1

    The times of Derpy guy said monke, is more than his mom said "I Love You" to him

  • @misterymanoftheday3194
    @misterymanoftheday3194 2 роки тому +14

    not the bacon :d moments:
    2:38
    3:59
    4:31
    4:56 (behind the wall on the right)
    5:08 (rude)
    5:13 (sad)
    6:45 (rich boi)
    7:16 (afk)
    8:18
    8:55 (ded)
    9:00 (alt+f4 = freebobux)
    9:03 (just tryna put a check in)
    9:13 (American's when little Caesar's didn't have their hot and ready pizza (this was a real thing too as a guy pulled an ak on employees as their pizza was not hot and ready, everybody was fine))
    10:32 (when you dont know which way the automatic doors open)
    End of not the bacon :d moments
    Enjoy!
    Edit: 9:45 (when you dont know what happens(Станислав Столяренко found the bacon))

  • @andrewsuriel3902
    @andrewsuriel3902 2 роки тому +2

    I never believed it was possible to brainfry someone virtually until now

  • @brockstarsher6091
    @brockstarsher6091 2 роки тому +53

    No criminal is safe with this man in their server

  • @aidenfl0wer
    @aidenfl0wer 2 роки тому +2

    Your videos are so good keep going hope you geta famous channel

  • @chromedokuro_
    @chromedokuro_ 2 роки тому +4

    Derpy loses his sanity

  • @oofbert2659
    @oofbert2659 2 роки тому +1

    It always sucks when a cop ruins the fun but it’s funny when it’s not you lol

  • @strudel9250
    @strudel9250 2 роки тому +23

    Him: lobby full of mostly noobs
    Me: lobby full of no life PC players

    • @TheRealAD
      @TheRealAD 2 роки тому +3

      He is skip the scene where criminals shoot him and he diea

    • @kee_lol_123
      @kee_lol_123 2 роки тому +1

      @@TheRealAD he probably does but he might not skip since he might of not died

    • @CupwakeRBLX
      @CupwakeRBLX 2 роки тому

      He’s just good you noob

    • @marketgardennn
      @marketgardennn 2 роки тому

      @@TheRealAD any proof

  • @Chevrolet_Corvette_C8
    @Chevrolet_Corvette_C8 2 роки тому

    Everyone after being arrested by Infortality: "Hacker" "Camper"
    Nobody: "Wow, you're real good. GG"

  • @floodlolz
    @floodlolz 2 роки тому +6

    as they say: "if you get mad over a game, play a different game. not just play the same game all day and get mad." and that's what others do unfortunately in this game.

    • @nerd888
      @nerd888 2 роки тому

      no one has bloody said that tho....

  • @JustTthatGuy
    @JustTthatGuy 2 роки тому

    6:29 infortality:you underestimate my power? TheDerpynerpy:*Dies*

  • @jacobdecena1655
    @jacobdecena1655 2 роки тому +3

    i became good at being a cop just cus of u, thanks :D

  • @SverigeDjur
    @SverigeDjur 2 роки тому +2

    Dude look what you did, he’s going literally insane

  • @Zyn_.
    @Zyn_. 2 роки тому +7

    "lucky i was afk"💀

    • @meredithmayeux3731
      @meredithmayeux3731 Місяць тому

      I’m pretty sure he actually was AFK, he just got back at the worst time.

  • @probablyjay3449
    @probablyjay3449 2 роки тому +2

    5:55 me: where is he going? Also me: oh yeah its an infortality video..***nowhere***

  • @idkryn
    @idkryn 2 роки тому +6

    this dude has like 8 eyes

  • @Taco_Toad
    @Taco_Toad 5 місяців тому +1

    4:15 Bro is farming children💀💀

  • @lucascao4225
    @lucascao4225 2 роки тому +3

    1:11 100000 IQ play

  • @Edward-l5x5p
    @Edward-l5x5p 4 місяці тому +1

    0:31 that sound came in perfect

  • @kainaluday2265
    @kainaluday2265 2 роки тому +4

    If you’re gonna be in a game with him it’s better off being in the police team for this one…

  • @oopsijustfell
    @oopsijustfell 3 дні тому +1

    VIP [TheDerpyNerpy]: MONKE HITTING DEM MOVES
    [wasaniisavage]: g word

  • @monke1965
    @monke1965 2 роки тому +11

    8:00 reject humanity, become monke

  • @JeromeShark
    @JeromeShark 2 роки тому

    Some dude: “My team will whoop your 4 $$”
    Me: “4 dollars ain’t much, but, anything for the poor.”

  • @IamWinnable
    @IamWinnable 2 роки тому +3

    0:32 This guy walked on fence and dies

  • @redoxtap
    @redoxtap 2 роки тому

    just started watching this channel and cant stop keep up the good work!

  • @germanElzombi
    @germanElzombi 2 роки тому +4

    1:35 R.I.P pole

  • @user-GuyMan
    @user-GuyMan 9 місяців тому +1

    7:11 he’s just good. Also, he must have been playing for a while.

  • @JezzyCrazyTV
    @JezzyCrazyTV 2 роки тому +3

    2:40 poor Bacon Its ok hes Just toxic

  • @tinnpots
    @tinnpots Рік тому

    Most people run from bullets.
    *But, this man? Bullets run from HIM.*

  • @mistwrlld659
    @mistwrlld659 2 роки тому +6

    7:42 “how to jail” bro 💀

  • @MrYstyappingtone
    @MrYstyappingtone Рік тому

    I love this dude always using funny titles for the video, Amazing Vid! How are you going to imagine this dude was a cop in real life. how many badges he will get?
    He should should be the captain off the Police Force
    Tbh, those criminals being toxic because they got arrested, like “He is hacking, report him” “bro really going sweating on a pixel game”
    They just like that yk. this man shooting helicopters are so smooth am ngl

  • @mathinblogwalker
    @mathinblogwalker Рік тому +4

    i just realizes THAT HOW TF YOU HAD 65M BECOMING COPS 7:09

    • @ulydgsjwya
      @ulydgsjwya Рік тому +1

      He dont play only as cop sometimes in his videos he turns into criminal and probaly ofsscreen too

  • @IsabelGarcia-rs1hp
    @IsabelGarcia-rs1hp Рік тому

    These videos are oddly satisfying to watch

  • @filename2793
    @filename2793 Рік тому +5

    3:48 common CnP L

  • @antilgbtqandantifurry2981
    @antilgbtqandantifurry2981 2 роки тому +1

    *that one monke spammer guy had too much beer*

  • @СергейЛяховский-з5е

    I've never thought someone would really tryhard at jailbreak, well a long time ago not rlly much players were playing by the cop team so i think that's why now its harder to play, since cop team is now popular i suppose

    • @Yeetv1
      @Yeetv1 Рік тому

      That's why I like playing in private servers now. It lessens me own anger from the cops and rather my small skill issues that happen rarely.

  • @irgbeams
    @irgbeams Місяць тому

    I love your content. Keep up the good work

  • @-cold-1761
    @-cold-1761 2 роки тому +4

    those kids are literally complaining about a cop doing their job
    *my god*

  • @Pingie_Player
    @Pingie_Player Рік тому

    Ur so good that you make criminals loses its sanity

  • @AarKing21
    @AarKing21 2 роки тому +3

    1:26 he rlly tried to say the n word...

  • @koheki
    @koheki Рік тому +1

    I have a phobia of being in this guys game

  • @NightShade4.5k
    @NightShade4.5k Рік тому +6

    [disclaimer: this comment is not hateful, its just what i am thinking about] i think this is not very fair play how you arrest criminals. Just let them have fun!! A game is made for have fun! Not for try hard

    • @gerf.e.d
      @gerf.e.d 8 місяців тому

      Weep

    • @Summer-Kid
      @Summer-Kid 7 місяців тому +3

      Jailbreak isn't the game to have fun. Its a game to sweat and try hard. If you went back to jailbreak when it first came out, then you would have fun.

    • @Røyål_küp
      @Røyål_küp 7 місяців тому

      Womp womp

    • @Røyål_küp
      @Røyål_küp 7 місяців тому

      Womp womp

    • @neryderps
      @neryderps 7 місяців тому

      Cry about it