my husband used to open and close drawers UNDER our bed in the morning at like 6 am! the whole bed would shake, I would wake up. I literally gave this man my giant dresser so he would have more drawers and not wake me up every fckn day
Cutting up the ticker tape would make sense because you're not gonna need it after it's been used to show the stock info, since things constantly change. And they probably had a shitload of ticker tape at the end of each day, so might as well cut it up and use it as confetti since there's so much of it and it's the perfect material for it.
Holy Shit! Taxi Driver Uber Sequel would be amazing written by these guys. And clearly we need a Luis J. Gomez psychotic breakdown fight with the driver scene. Please make this.
Is that a new cup stuck behind the wallpaper or is this a banked episode that was shown out of order? Either way, I enjoy the mystery of this unintentional Easter egg.
Lists podcast with Sam Harris was fantastic- Sam has a fast, witty clever sense of humor if you're familiar with his debates. He should do more comedy podcasts 🤣
We used duct tape for the plantar warts back in the day and the root works its way to the surface for some reason. It stinks like all hell but it works
Joe - the brake lights thing exists in Europe! They have brake lights that flash when the driver is braking hard. It's actually illegal to have this in the US because of some archaic car laws. Hopefully it will change.
The sooner you get to a red light , the sooner it registers someone is waiting, the sooner it turns green. So you're actually doing everyone behind you a favor. In some cases , if you recognize the timing of the light , you can get to the red before you miss your chance in the cycle and have to wait 3 years. All this only applies if nobody else is waiting at the light in your direction already. And most people that speed up to red lights have no idea what I'm talking about.
Joe, the graduated brake lights and acceleration lights are great ideas! My father's gay. PS-- C'mon, guys, enough with the amplified farts. Are we adolescents? But I have no problem with the dark jokes. Keep 'em coming!
Joe, when I was younger I had a wart directly on the middle of the bottom of my foot. Hurt like hell but I finally had it removed. They cut it out and then freezed and carterized it. Removal sucked but it was done and over with once it was removed and the crater in my foot healed. Get it removed ya queef
Just watched Mark on LOS and was a little disappointed that he doesn’t know anything about the Federal Reserve. I hope he researches it and gets his mind blown.
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Saying “bless you” to a fart is one of the funnier things I’ve heard as of late
Wow, that was a lot more funny than it got credit for. It went unacknowledged for the most part lol.
I'm saying this without a shred of humor intended, but that's a completely normal exchange of bodily dialogue in the household I grew up in.
May I suggest a gesundheit?
@@c.m.bigler mine too
"I thought Pulled Pork was Ham." - Joe 'Weird Sheltered Man Child' List. Sarah is a bloody saint taking in this lost little street urchin.
Its mind blowing. Too much time on Pearl Jam and tennis. Not enough on Theo (!) or pulled pork.
More like street no chin
@@BrickTop06 My brother saw Pearl Jam in Vancouver recently and he said he figured out why Joe sees them back to back they are really good performers
It’s incredible that he has a kid now. His mental age is still like 13yo!
I went on a 17 hr train ride and these queefs kept me alive
Damn where was this train ride heading?
@@yaserkhalid4867 you don’t wanna know my friend
@@jasont9045Omsk?
Joe discovering pulled pork at his age is amazing. Wait till he tastes the exotic joys of a Rueben in about 12 years
Has anybody heard of this buttermilk fried chicken stuff, it's amazing with chipotle mayo
Turns out mustard’s pretty good on a burger
I love that these guys basically admit Chappelle isn't even doing standup anymore.
At least someone is admitting it
45:14 Mark… Gandhi was shot in the chest three times. He didn’t die from hunger. 😂
i just commented the same thing lol
bloodloss was his only weakness
@@kahwigulum 🤣🤣😂
@@kahwigulumand young children*
She didn’t even Flush ! Best pod in ever !
Mark's commercial reads were extra heinous this time. They gotta filter out the more depraved, obnoxious sponsors.... it's not worth it.
"Lou Witzki was there"
"...Monica?"
mark not knowing gandhi was assassinated and thinking he died of hunger lol
Saw you 2 at the live pod in LA this weekend! LOVED it. Was hilarious af when Bobby Lee showed up and Whitney was actually funny too
Mark you killed it in Coachella loved every minute of it hope Joe will come to the desert some day if so I'm there COMEDY!!!
Can’t decide what I like more -the rapid fire funnies btwn these two -or the eye candy!!
Great pod, thank you for doing what you’re doing!😅💞💞💞
It's all calories!
Tuesdays are good.
After Mark, Joe, Chuck & the butler, that coffee cup stuck in the wallpaper is my favourite thing on the pod!
Just noticed it 😆
I rewatched the moment it happened more times than I’m comfortable admitting
Good seeing a Tuesgay host the roast!
That roast ruled. Holds were not barred.
I had to dip out of the roast…sht went so hard, it made ME uncomfortable. Although, NIKKI GLASER killed it. Love her.
I kept thinking the same thing.
When I found out milk wasn't the best thing you could drink I felt so lied to.
I am so gay right now.
I'm gayer than you
Not half as gay as I am
A couple of queefs
Praise Allah, you gay queefs
Dad,?
my husband used to open and close drawers UNDER our bed in the morning at like 6 am! the whole bed would shake, I would wake up. I literally gave this man my giant dresser so he would have more drawers and not wake me up every fckn day
I’VE HAD THE BREAK LIGHT IDEA FOR A FEW YEARS NOW!
Bmw beat you to it. Ages ago.
Thanks guys!
Cutting up the ticker tape would make sense because you're not gonna need it after it's been used to show the stock info, since things constantly change. And they probably had a shitload of ticker tape at the end of each day, so might as well cut it up and use it as confetti since there's so much of it and it's the perfect material for it.
They did used to actually use ticker tape, it's just confetti nowadays.
Joe eating pulled pork and having his mind blown at the age of 65 is crazy.
Stop light the brake lights. Yellow to red. Brilliant Mr. List
Best pod on a Monday night. My father has The Gay™️
I love this podcast!
Im dying these first few mins already 😂
"A bag of ducks" sent me
13:08 I LOVE this idea!
44:04 I wish I had that will!
How are you 44 mins into the pod 5 mins ago
@jonnygranville281 my love for this pod break the space time continuum!
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(plus the fast forward features helps)
I am 31 and eat like a child so Joes logic of "I never had pulled pork until recently because I don't like ham" cracked me lmaoo
I went to both of your shows in LA. Crushed it boys.
Mark being like, "people work on Monday?", came off very, "how much can a banana cost, ten dollars?"
32:16 "He's a big whale of man and really hit the blow hole" 😂😂
Holy Shit! Taxi Driver Uber Sequel would be amazing written by these guys. And clearly we need a Luis J. Gomez psychotic breakdown fight with the driver scene. Please make this.
No bacon and ham? That is lunacy.
Pulled pork is the Joe List of BBQ! It’s the most basic!
Great stuff, thanks.
the best podcast intro of all time
The Delta Spirit shirt. Good on ya Joe. Those who know, dig it!
The patreon is blowing my mind!!!
I always thought that brake lights should flash furiously a few times when you slam on the brakes
Joe had my idea for car lights, but he missed the u turn signal
Love the u turn sig idea
Or u-snig for short
I like how you don’t change no matter what. The wallpaper and the adds keeps me coming back for more to see if they changed.
new peeve unlocked "is that right?"
Saw you in Hollywood on Vine a few nights ago. Great night of comedy!
New Tuesgays and a LoS tease with Mark? Oh hell yeah
Monday night RAW
Is that a new cup stuck behind the wallpaper or is this a banked episode that was shown out of order? Either way, I enjoy the mystery of this unintentional Easter egg.
Love these two queefs
You would!
Ah hell, so do I!!!
omg my husband and I have the same bed making rule!!!
The whos who of who cares is gold
Librarian named, ‘Cone’. 😂😂😂
I remember Mark telling that Fieri story last year and I thought they crossed paths and Guy got offended again 😂
A library cop named Bookman.
Lists podcast with Sam Harris was fantastic- Sam has a fast, witty clever sense of humor if you're familiar with his debates. He should do more comedy podcasts 🤣
I love how excited Mark is to go to Victoria :D
9 on the dot good job!
Me and my dad gaying it up to 1000 today
...nice jacket Mark: La Kotz! nothing says I love myself more.
Joe, 6700 steps are not much 😂
Joe. I love you. This is an intervention. You can't kiss Karen Feehan
Agree. Joe's marriage is in danger hanging out with Karen My Vagina is Medically Too Tight Feehan.
Not without having to make a doctors appointment soon there after!
🙏
Love the Delta Spirit shirt Joe!! Great band!
Gandhi got shot lol
One in the queefer
Ever hear of a spoiler alert!
🙏
Love and appreciation
“Who throws a shoe, I mean Honestly “
🎶
BURNT ENDS OF COMEDY
HEAR - THEM - CALLING - ME!!!
I wish someone makes a compilation video of every time Joe does an Asian impression
Oh it's out there!
@@mjm5081 share it please cuz I can't see Peter
Hell yeah, shout out two brothers BBQ!
Joes brake idea is genius
Gandhi didn't starve to death Mark, he was shot following a prayer vigil in New Delhi on January 30, 1948
So he COULD'VE been hungry!
🙏
Joe “Squirt is Piss” List
It is tho.
Science says so tho 😂
36:50 Mark was there too 😂
We used duct tape for the plantar warts back in the day and the root works its way to the surface for some reason. It stinks like all hell but it works
Fuckin disgusting 🤢 🤮
Joe - the brake lights thing exists in Europe! They have brake lights that flash when the driver is braking hard. It's actually illegal to have this in the US because of some archaic car laws. Hopefully it will change.
Does anybody know what Pryor special they were talking about?
How many episodes does the coffee cup stay up??
23
23:05 here to tell you that Muay Thai fighters don’t use crane kicks Joe 😂
Man I gotta check out this "Funbearable" podca... 🦋 ...oooh look!...a butterfly!
Came for the CLASSIC.
Lol another great show
Your wallpaper is coming down!!!!
My wallet's gone!!!
New Seinfeld movie is a snore fest.
Sucks so hard
@@GLo1991that’s y the original tittle was yamama
@@Norvillescoobs so true good one
Damn, is it really bad? I had such high hopes.
Uhhhh idk....... We'll see
How is this show not called ADHD?!?
Joe list just figured out jay larsen's "severity brake lights"!
Its all pipes!!
The sooner you get to a red light , the sooner it registers someone is waiting, the sooner it turns green. So you're actually doing everyone behind you a favor. In some cases , if you recognize the timing of the light , you can get to the red before you miss your chance in the cycle and have to wait 3 years. All this only applies if nobody else is waiting at the light in your direction already. And most people that speed up to red lights have no idea what I'm talking about.
Kismet! They're out of brisket!
Sounds like my college years 😭😭
Make it your special Joe!
How long *will the cup stay there*
Joe, the graduated brake lights and acceleration lights are great ideas!
My father's gay.
PS-- C'mon, guys, enough with the amplified farts.
Are we adolescents?
But I have no problem with the dark jokes. Keep 'em coming!
13:36 Hey Mark ! Tell Joe he can buy a CB radio and install a speaker for the PA system ?
I got a Knock Knock Joke for ya but you have to start it.
Knock knock?
@@jonnygranville281 Whos there?
@@Snarky-kx4ni😂😂😂
they'll get the Big Net and come get yah!
Joe, when I was younger I had a wart directly on the middle of the bottom of my foot. Hurt like hell but I finally had it removed. They cut it out and then freezed and carterized it. Removal sucked but it was done and over with once it was removed and the crater in my foot healed. Get it removed ya queef
Hopefully, Mark didn't use Raycon earbuds to record that ad.
Blanket danger.
Breaks lights already inform you of how hard the driver is breaking. America must be such a strange place.
Bro people over here just don't care.
They don’t work like he suggested. Pay attention and you must be a strange person😂😂😂
💨 bless you
Ten and two?! Always nine and three, you queef!
They made that disgruntled uber driver movie recently, stars jim gaffigan..
American Dreamer... Wasnt bad
Swearing accidentally in atypical situations is a total bit. Saying "I wanna fucking kill myself at the dentist" is my type of comedy.
Just watched Mark on LOS and was a little disappointed that he doesn’t know anything about the Federal Reserve. I hope he researches it and gets his mind blown.