If Commercials Were Dhar Mann Videos #2

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  • Опубліковано 21 лис 2024

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  • @vat19
    @vat19  2 роки тому +324

    New! Check out Episode #3: ua-cam.com/video/PXgWIEUNFmg/v-deo.html

  • @johnmckee703
    @johnmckee703 2 роки тому +4169

    Poor Braxton.Will he ever return, his fate is still unknown? And what of the Spanish egg?

  • @aur_naur_leor
    @aur_naur_leor 2 роки тому +2054

    "Get a kid at the kid store"
    Best line ever.

  • @Jakepearl13
    @Jakepearl13 2 роки тому +2141

    This feels almost like an AI generated dhar Mann episode and I love it

    • @theninjyxl3593
      @theninjyxl3593 2 роки тому +10

      Fr

    • @Jakepearl13
      @Jakepearl13 2 роки тому +56

      @@bsmn2oid “we trained an AI to become a UA-camr. Here’s what happened.”

    • @burnticecream7731
      @burnticecream7731 2 роки тому +4

      omg it does

    • @jaisalsa
      @jaisalsa 2 роки тому +6

      So the parents lost there kid and teens kidnapped a random kid and adopted him. The parents also are able to pull “cool teen party’s”😂😂😂😂

    • @Portahooty
      @Portahooty 2 роки тому +1

      There is actually a website where you can do something like that

  • @PhoenixK
    @PhoenixK Рік тому +79

    "go to the kids store and get a kid" had me laughing 🤣

    • @BellaDixonCox
      @BellaDixonCox 5 місяців тому

      SAME. I discovered that comment right when i heard it XD

    • @Fish-m4i
      @Fish-m4i 3 місяці тому

      The best one was I got one (referring to the kid)😂😂

  • @ratsforever3023
    @ratsforever3023 2 роки тому +406

    My favorite lines
    “That’s just the Spanish word for egg”
    “I’m just a teen with no responsibility’s”
    “HA you shot his head off”
    “Just get a kid from the kid store”

    • @h2.t2
      @h2.t2 2 роки тому +19

      There’s a sale on robloxes at the Gamer store

    • @deannaphillips3842
      @deannaphillips3842 2 роки тому +2

      Yes

    • @张烟枪
      @张烟枪 2 роки тому +6

      “Here you go child.”

    • @hiimapenguin
      @hiimapenguin Рік тому +2

      ​@@h2.t2 teens teens teens teens teens teens teens teens teens

    • @Narites
      @Narites Рік тому

      Spanisb word for egg is huevo

  • @bcmr101
    @bcmr101 2 роки тому +950

    I love how the parents don’t even care that their kid got lost and aren’t even worried 😂😂

  • @thehackersface9321
    @thehackersface9321 Рік тому +114

    “I was a ghost” best line💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

    • @SpaceBoy65000
      @SpaceBoy65000 6 місяців тому +1

      Why so many skulls?

    • @Caineplayzvr
      @Caineplayzvr 6 місяців тому

      @@SpaceBoy65000 yeah why

    • @Nulsyun
      @Nulsyun 6 місяців тому

      @@SpaceBoy65000because he died that many times from it

    • @ReluMartalogu
      @ReluMartalogu 6 місяців тому +1

      @@Nulsyun when’s the funeral?

    • @SpaceBoy65000
      @SpaceBoy65000 6 місяців тому

      @@ReluMartalogu It was last tuesday.

  • @THE_POWER_OF_WENDA
    @THE_POWER_OF_WENDA Рік тому +17

    1:12 That's worst than mouth pushing
    1:23 " *I lOvE bEiNg A tEeN* "

  • @meisheygoat3846
    @meisheygoat3846 Рік тому +256

    *now get upstairs your going to ruin our kissing vibe*
    HAD ME DYING OF LAUGHTER🤣

  • @Luzei_arts
    @Luzei_arts 2 роки тому +1511

    "Avocado is just the Spanish word for egg" "He's not a stranger. We kiss on the mouth almost every week" "I'm over at that little freak's house babysitting. Wanna do a mouth kiss?" I love this so much

  • @blackqweenmars
    @blackqweenmars 2 роки тому +331

    The fact that these videos aren’t too far from the actual videos Dharmann makes💀

  • @colinsilver7225
    @colinsilver7225 Рік тому +17

    “This is just a condiment”
    “You are too young for that word”
    got me lmao

  • @jirachiy
    @jirachiy 2 роки тому +369

    i love how the babysitter calls the kid by a different name every time

  • @epicgaming8570
    @epicgaming8570 2 роки тому +464

    I like how Slone always says “I was a ghost.” At the end of the skits

    • @5toad
      @5toad 2 роки тому +2

      And scene.

    • @mallowanimationsyt4646
      @mallowanimationsyt4646 2 роки тому +5

      “And that is UA-cam acting!”

    • @_magic_.
      @_magic_. 2 роки тому +1

      @Don't read profile photo ok 😊

    • @WinterSWW
      @WinterSWW 2 роки тому +3

      @Don't read profile photo ok i wont if it was dangerous you jsut saved us thank you

    • @dandefish
      @dandefish 2 роки тому +1

      “Slone” LMAOOAKAMAMAMA

  • @TemphinFD
    @TemphinFD 2 роки тому +100

    11:01 garret thought flat lining sounded like a cool skateboard trick.

    • @book_roblox
      @book_roblox 2 роки тому +1

      💀💀💀💀 බොල what-

    • @PizzA_TimE
      @PizzA_TimE 2 роки тому +3

      Oh it flipped not only the skateboard

  • @Lilly-ws1xn
    @Lilly-ws1xn Рік тому +30

    "This is just a condiment"
    "WOAH! You are too young to say that word!"

    • @Alex_Makes_memes
      @Alex_Makes_memes 13 днів тому

      What the hell was she thinking of? 💀 💀 💀

    • @food.connoissuer
      @food.connoissuer 10 днів тому

      @@Alex_Makes_memesCondiment, sounds like “condom-ent”, which is uh..

  • @boomskits60134
    @boomskits60134 2 роки тому +2248

    This feels like your daily Dhar Mann video but more funnier

  • @yoshe2
    @yoshe2 2 роки тому +220

    “This is just a condiment.”
    “YOU ARE WAY TOO YOUNG TO BE SAYING THAT WORD!”
    This part got me. 😂💀

    • @ManyaSinha
      @ManyaSinha 2 роки тому +4

      samee i almost died of laughter

    • @georgedavison7640
      @georgedavison7640 2 роки тому +7

      Woah buddy calm down with the languages no need for the c word

    • @lylah.editz4u
      @lylah.editz4u 2 роки тому +2

      Condoms be like: HE DOESNT MEAN ME HE MEAN TAMATO SAUCE

  • @Drikeslite
    @Drikeslite 2 роки тому +218

    “We’re not just making stories, we’re changing advertising “

  • @Rottinq_T
    @Rottinq_T Рік тому +87

    Braxton: “This is just a condiment.”
    Babysitter: “…And I took that personally.”

    • @Kjh188_61
      @Kjh188_61 7 місяців тому +2

      Cyans mom is banksy😮😮😮😮😮

  • @ChickenTrendy
    @ChickenTrendy 2 роки тому +536

    When the teen said “Avocado is just the Spanish word for egg,” it had me rolling on the floor laughing!

  • @froggyman6190
    @froggyman6190 2 роки тому +945

    I love how the children are just disposable it makes it much more realistic

  • @squidamari
    @squidamari 2 роки тому +187

    So powerful. When she said “get a kid at the kid store” I felt that through my bones

    • @gracececceceec
      @gracececceceec Рік тому +2

      There’s a sale at Roblox’s video game store

  • @Leo_is_strange
    @Leo_is_strange Рік тому +8

    " do you wanna come over a do a mouth kiss??? 😏😏😏" had me dead.

  • @thomasparker2417
    @thomasparker2417 2 роки тому +2590

    I cant believe they managed to get a cameo from THE JAMIE SALVATORI

    • @fizaroli3420
      @fizaroli3420 2 роки тому +23

      U GOT PINNED

    • @megansmith8438
      @megansmith8438 2 роки тому +5

      Congratulations

    • @86thsummer
      @86thsummer 2 роки тому +6

      @@thomasparker2417 That's cool and all but not that big a deal.

    • @stickii_B
      @stickii_B 2 роки тому +3

      I WOULD LIKE TO HAVE A WORD WITH ‘THE JAMIE SALVATORI’

    • @WinterSWW
      @WinterSWW 2 роки тому +8

      I CANT BELIEVE IT THE JAMIE SALVATORI HOW DID THEY GET HIM ON THE VIDEOS HES MY IDOL

  • @POopfart-p8o
    @POopfart-p8o Рік тому +126

    The best lines:
    "Get a kid at the kid store"
    "We kiss on the mouth every week"
    "Whoa, you are way to young for that word"
    "Take our egg thing and leave me alone"

  • @koifish400
    @koifish400 2 роки тому +167

    "Avocado is just the spanish word for egg" MOOD

  • @HyperX755
    @HyperX755 Рік тому +10

    I love how this is just a “Dhar Mann be like” video lol

  • @gudetama2
    @gudetama2 2 роки тому +86

    I love how the parents are just so chill about the son being gone 😂

  • @0106johnny
    @0106johnny 2 роки тому +84

    "He's not a stranger, we kiss on the mouth almost every week."
    She does make a sound argument.

  • @noobrebelion70
    @noobrebelion70 2 роки тому +67

    this is the sequel we all needed

  • @acosticmonkey
    @acosticmonkey 11 місяців тому +13

    As a bassoon player, I agree that losing your child to go to a bassoon concert is worth it.

  • @MatthewLoving1
    @MatthewLoving1 2 роки тому +75

    “And we never would had known if it wasn’t for a blind woman” had me laughing hard and then gave the child to the woman!! A masterpiece the world does not know it has..

  • @cinder_club7100
    @cinder_club7100 2 роки тому +101

    Kyle is so emotionless when it comes to acting but I love it

    • @retroryan838
      @retroryan838 Рік тому +3

      I think they did that on purpose. It’s way funnier than actual acting.

    • @ItzTocaPoppy-123
      @ItzTocaPoppy-123 10 місяців тому

      😢😢

  • @alceratops6853
    @alceratops6853 2 роки тому +54

    Timmy's dad: **exists**
    Braxton's dad: "Hold my missing child."

  • @Ros3tea
    @Ros3tea 11 місяців тому +4

    AHH I can’t this video is so funny “I am a dog and I am sad bark bark blah blah blah…..” other people: OMG U DESERVE A OSCAR OMG THIS IS TRUE TALENT

  • @Talos_gamer
    @Talos_gamer Рік тому +101

    Bro’s sisters nose turned from a paintbrush to a spray can to a pencil 💀

  • @kaojb
    @kaojb 2 роки тому +115

    it took me way too long to realise that the student sitting in the back left at 6:40 with the lacrosse stick is canonically the same student from the last dhar man parody. the lore is too good

    • @vat19
      @vat19  2 роки тому +47

      And his teacher turned father.

    • @Zi821
      @Zi821 2 роки тому +3

      wow nice detail vat19

    • @glamrockbonnie5983
      @glamrockbonnie5983 2 роки тому +2

      @Vat19 glad to know that they ate still going strong in their relationship

    • @AlvinFlang69420
      @AlvinFlang69420 2 роки тому +1

      @@vat19 The Vat 19 Dhar Mann Cinematic Universe.

    • @whiterabbit8957
      @whiterabbit8957 Рік тому

      @@AlvinFlang69420 the v19dmcu

  • @BMM8621
    @BMM8621 Рік тому +160

    I know Vat19 has changed a lot, but let’s all agree: Vat19 is still the best channel and Vat made a ton of memories. Thank you for existing, Vat19

  • @Z0KMBIE
    @Z0KMBIE 5 місяців тому +10

    “Get a kid at the kid store”
    Ima ask my mom if I came from the kids store.

  • @lara_popova_10
    @lara_popova_10 2 роки тому +82

    8:32 Kyle in that ,, quiet kid " outfit just makes me laugh every time 🤣

  • @noscope436
    @noscope436 2 роки тому +38

    “ but he can still type using his big boy hands” 😂

    • @CHLOE-jf5hg
      @CHLOE-jf5hg 2 роки тому +3

      Can you tell me whys she has a pencil nose

  • @Alex_Da_Gamer
    @Alex_Da_Gamer 2 роки тому +23

    “Mouth kiss”
    “Spanish Egg”
    “[JUICY FART]”
    “Big Boy hands”
    “Heel Flip”
    “Not just a dog, but he is also hungry.”
    Best lines ever written and said.
    👍❤️‍🔥👍

  • @Memesmyfriends
    @Memesmyfriends Рік тому +17

    They literally just forgot about their kid 😂 5:25

  • @boredombreakers6460
    @boredombreakers6460 2 роки тому +27

    Boy: *this is just a condiment*
    Babysitter: *gasps* you are too young for that word!
    Lol 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @alpreviation7281
    @alpreviation7281 2 роки тому +57

    4:42 I love how they just let a lady walk in to the house just for her to violent “feel the child’s smile” and they just stand there feeling blessed.

  • @thecoolnugget3867
    @thecoolnugget3867 2 роки тому +44

    “Thanks Garret”
    When she said that the heart beat went into a flatline lol

  • @GeorginaFleming-bw4qp
    @GeorginaFleming-bw4qp 9 місяців тому +2

    Kid:*mysteriously vanishes*
    The Parents: oh no
    any way-

  • @glamourxxluv
    @glamourxxluv 2 роки тому +68

    "Go and get a kid from the kid store" that had me dead.

  • @7davidb
    @7davidb 2 роки тому +35

    "i'm a teenager with no responsibilities" "im a teen so i dont care what goes into my body" i love this video

  • @itsgigi3958
    @itsgigi3958 2 роки тому +31

    “Since we no longer have a kid we can go to as many party’s as we want “🤣

  • @kaydubsthekoifish
    @kaydubsthekoifish Рік тому +9

    In case anyone is wondering what avocado actually means, its from the Aztec word āhuacatl.
    Aside being the actual word for the avocado fruit, said word was also used as a slang term/euphemism for a... well, "testicle".
    Another similar example would be the English words "ball" and "nut", and the word for eggs (jajca) in my own language of Slovene.
    This was unnecessarily long, but fun to research!

    • @kaydubsthekoifish
      @kaydubsthekoifish 11 місяців тому +1

      @Squirletta it's alright lol
      I actually didn't know what the word meant at first, but decided to fact-check and share my findings, in case anyone was wondering about it too.
      I literally wrote it down while I was reading about it.

  • @gkroeger1981
    @gkroeger1981 2 роки тому +346

    I love the fact that the parents just did not care that their kid is missing
    Edit: not to be that person but MOM IM FAMOUS

  • @vericulguy23
    @vericulguy23 Рік тому +15

    "but he can still type with his BIG BOY HANDS"
    turned me into joker for 1 month

  • @mrpickleshere
    @mrpickleshere 2 роки тому +67

    This brought tears to my eyes. Thank you for teaching me so many lessons

  • @Sky_yt_WCUE
    @Sky_yt_WCUE Місяць тому +1

    OML. “We don’t have responsibility, and can throw party’s because you just lost our kid and he’s probably dying somewhere”

  • @N3P7UN3
    @N3P7UN3 Рік тому +8

    “It’s an avocado”
    “That’s just the Spanish word for egg”

    • @the_potatoe789
      @the_potatoe789 3 місяці тому

      one year later and this is still funny

  • @hydroviperking
    @hydroviperking 2 роки тому +86

    I love how they tone down their acting to make it seem more like a real Dhar Mann video

  • @vanillaicecreamcheesefries
    @vanillaicecreamcheesefries 2 роки тому +34

    Jamie plays such a convincing Dhar Mann role loll

    • @christhebirb
      @christhebirb 2 роки тому +4

      Those acting classes really paid off, huh.

  • @Blackwolfonpawzz
    @Blackwolfonpawzz 11 місяців тому +1

    The acting is so good I almost, I mean I did, shit my pants. Love it

  • @ImportAustralia
    @ImportAustralia 2 роки тому +81

    They had Jamie play himself and Kyle as the boyfriend was still somehow the most well casted person in the video.

  • @jacksonbroka8022
    @jacksonbroka8022 2 роки тому +85

    Legend has it that Braxton is still looking for his family.

  • @g0thbab369
    @g0thbab369 2 роки тому +38

    I love how the casted the nicest girl to be the mean babysitter 😭😂

  • @masonslovnik7480
    @masonslovnik7480 11 днів тому +1

    Garret: Dies
    Cyan: Let’s dance

  • @courtneysieu3246
    @courtneysieu3246 2 роки тому +160

    I love how the parents don't care about their missing child and instead of finding him they are going to throw parties 😑 poor Braxton

  • @FlareJay
    @FlareJay 2 роки тому +53

    I absolutely love that you guys even made fun of how out of touch Dhar Mann's videos are when it comes to younger generations.

  • @erickhernandezrivera974
    @erickhernandezrivera974 2 роки тому +15

    "This is awesome, and this music is so cool."
    "Yeah, it's from TikTok."
    That subverted my expectations very quickly.

  • @Narites
    @Narites Рік тому +9

    I love how the family lost their kid and they are all happy and cheering up 😂

  • @therobloxexperiences5956
    @therobloxexperiences5956 2 роки тому +38

    3:59 HE DID A GOOD JOB HIDING!

  • @L4ZERGD
    @L4ZERGD 2 роки тому +88

    I absolutely love this series. Please do more!

  • @kerryfisbeck2941
    @kerryfisbeck2941 2 роки тому +28

    “Buying led strips for his hype house”😂

  • @Fireworkvr-b1s
    @Fireworkvr-b1s Рік тому +1

    Give the janitor some love think about how much they do for us and they clean up your entire school for us almost all day after school

  • @Someone-ry9di
    @Someone-ry9di 2 роки тому +74

    "Go grab a kid from the kid store" imagine if it was that easy. I was laughing for so long

  • @Sofia-qn6fs
    @Sofia-qn6fs 2 роки тому +204

    Hey Vat19 this video literally made my day. I know i have been commenting and requesting part 2 in your previous videos and you guys made it... thanks a bunch!!!! Hats off to the entire crew love your videos ☺️

  • @RaiderDre80
    @RaiderDre80 2 роки тому +38

    5:48 “goodbye I was a ghost”

  • @Rengoku_FanGirl
    @Rengoku_FanGirl 3 місяці тому +1

    "Avocado is just the Spanish word for egg🙄✨😍" got me rolling-

  • @apersunthathasaridiculousl1890
    @apersunthathasaridiculousl1890 2 роки тому +21

    “green egg thing”
    avocado = Spanish egg
    and condiment = uh oh big word, timeout for u

    • @Zi821
      @Zi821 2 роки тому +1

      awwww man

  • @simpgoo73
    @simpgoo73 2 роки тому +86

    Am I the only one who laughed my head off when the babysitter said “wanna do a mouth kiss???” 😂😂

    • @DavidAgamerXD
      @DavidAgamerXD 2 роки тому

      Me too

    • @rit_toppy
      @rit_toppy 2 роки тому

      only the people who know the only one and ivan know this
      mouth kiss is also known as face licking

  • @imaretrotoynerd390
    @imaretrotoynerd390 2 роки тому +71

    This was the funniest thing ever ! I couldn’t stop laughing 😂🤣

    • @imaretrotoynerd390
      @imaretrotoynerd390 2 роки тому

      @Smile Creature BAHAHAHA XD want me to buy a child from a kid store for you?

    • @NatTheRat2007
      @NatTheRat2007 2 роки тому

      @@imaretrotoynerd390 ima buy both of you a kid from the kid store :)

    • @imaretrotoynerd390
      @imaretrotoynerd390 2 роки тому

      @@NatTheRat2007 aww! Thanks you so much I’m gonna throw it off a cliff :)

    • @RaidAli2009
      @RaidAli2009 2 роки тому +1

      @@NatTheRat2007 the human store 😌

  • @AnandViswanathan-x1i
    @AnandViswanathan-x1i 11 місяців тому +1

    I used to work at Vat19. I loved 🥰 doing the Picking, Toting, Envelopes ✉️, and Box 📦 Crushing Also Known As Baling Tasks!

  • @ienjoyoranges
    @ienjoyoranges Рік тому +18

    I love how Garrett just dies after apologizeing
    also the rock didn't train for acting originally

    • @Heavymetalstonie420
      @Heavymetalstonie420 Рік тому +3

      What do you think wrestling is mostly acting so yeah he kinda did train

  • @sofia1111.
    @sofia1111. 2 роки тому +73

    They literally didn’t care that their child left “Now that we don’t have a child we can throw as many parties as we want” 💀

    • @m33472
      @m33472 2 роки тому +1

      that cracked me up

    • @Callixcute123
      @Callixcute123 2 роки тому +1

      Trueeeeeeee bruh they just forget there own son

    • @sofia1111.
      @sofia1111. 2 роки тому

      lmfao

    • @chewyswing2933
      @chewyswing2933 2 роки тому

      They might have adopted them

  • @XoeNyxp
    @XoeNyxp 2 роки тому +17

    We’re not just telling stories, we’re advertising our products.

  • @CrazyB0Y-MM2
    @CrazyB0Y-MM2 3 місяці тому +1

    2:20 NOT THE DAB 😂😂😂😂

  • @bradystarrproductions2667
    @bradystarrproductions2667 2 роки тому +27

    I love how they arent freaking out that they lost their kid

  • @NateMyGuy
    @NateMyGuy 2 роки тому +16

    The mix with comedy and cringe is just great

  • @justarainasunshine
    @justarainasunshine 2 роки тому +23

    Everything about this is so funny. I love the satire.

  • @juleskireeff4563
    @juleskireeff4563 6 місяців тому +2

    Bruh, the pencil nose one is so weird 😂

  • @aussieruby3537
    @aussieruby3537 2 роки тому +16

    Rachael: “ *Okay, I lost your stupid kid during an epic teen party that Logan and I threw* “
    LIKE, *SHE SAYS IT SO CASUALLY*

  • @jaxxrobinson1333
    @jaxxrobinson1333 2 роки тому +28

    The face garret made when he passed out on BANG energy drinks made me die of laughter 🤣👍

  • @burgerboy_20
    @burgerboy_20 2 роки тому +12

    The part when Garrett flatlines and literally dies before being wheeled around to "dance" was really funny LMAO

  • @Kimmie-dq7ke
    @Kimmie-dq7ke Рік тому +1

    What kind of school gives a hype house in Hollywood for free 😂😅

  • @oliverdelica2289
    @oliverdelica2289 2 роки тому +15

    7:48 I can't believe the painting with the Danny is hiding in the kitchen makes an appearance 🤣🤣

  • @leahmiller6001
    @leahmiller6001 2 роки тому +20

    The fact that she can actually write with her nose is the hardest thing everyone

  • @JaepyYt
    @JaepyYt 2 роки тому +207

    I like how Braxton's parents just didn't care that he left in the first ad. The teens also just kidnapped some random kid LOL.
    Thanks for the likes and replies btw!

    • @comradecrusade7417
      @comradecrusade7417 2 роки тому +14

      No, they got the kid from the kid store.

    • @-L3m0n-
      @-L3m0n- 2 роки тому +1

      @@comradecrusade7417 yeah, the orphanage

    • @itx3sh199
      @itx3sh199 2 роки тому +2

      @@-L3m0n- no the kid store

    • @-L3m0n-
      @-L3m0n- 2 роки тому

      @@itx3sh199 Thats what a orphanage is right? A kid store.

    • @itx3sh199
      @itx3sh199 2 роки тому +2

      @@-L3m0n- i was joking

  • @Adorkablez
    @Adorkablez 5 місяців тому +2

    6:58 my whole entire class when we are meant to be staying in our seats:

  • @minhkhuenguyenngoc7348
    @minhkhuenguyenngoc7348 2 роки тому +17

    10:40 he can still type with his big boy hands😂

  • @finsterslight9068
    @finsterslight9068 2 роки тому +18

    I like how Gustavo brought a mop into a carpeted room.

  • @lillithland
    @lillithland 2 роки тому +15

    14:10 *I am a dog. And- and i- I AM HUNGRY*