[Verse 1] I forgot my stupid wallet in my car And we have walked like seven miles away From where we parked the car cause we wanted food But we were too high to drive It was a lot farther than I realized [Chorus] I am just a crooked joke with a stale punchline That some old friends quote The neighbor that you try to ignore But you wave to so you won’t look like an asshole So, I wrote you a new song and it goes like this: [Bridge] “I cannot walk all the way back to where we parked I will not walk all the way back to where we parked” [Verse 2] So, I’ll be on the centrefold as the poster child Of all the biggest tools with a caption about being broke And disappointing everyone I know ‘Cause I’m too resigned All my friends think I’m a douche now And they’re probably right But, “This is the life,” Tito says inside your pool With his arms stretched out across the side [Chorus] I am just a crooked joke with a stale punchline That some old friends quote The neighbor that you try to ignore But you have to wave because I’m waving from my porch
#1 most relatable song🤟🏽 Not sure why but this line almost brings me to tears…bromance goals: But “this is the life” Tito says inside your pool His arms stretched out across the side🥹
Damn man, that’s hard. To me, this is more like “I made a mistake in the beginning and I couldn’t fix it even if I tried.” It is hopeless, but there’s peace is admitting and resigning yourself to it.
i wonder if he ever went back to where he parked
This Always Plays In My Head Now Every time I Forget Something In The Car In The Parking Lot
[Verse 1]
I forgot my stupid wallet in my car
And we have walked like seven miles away
From where we parked the car cause we wanted food
But we were too high to drive
It was a lot farther than I realized
[Chorus]
I am just a crooked joke with a stale punchline
That some old friends quote
The neighbor that you try to ignore
But you wave to so you won’t look like an asshole
So, I wrote you a new song and it goes like this:
[Bridge]
“I cannot walk all the way back to where we parked
I will not walk all the way back to where we parked”
[Verse 2]
So, I’ll be on the centrefold as the poster child
Of all the biggest tools with a caption about being broke
And disappointing everyone I know
‘Cause I’m too resigned
All my friends think I’m a douche now
And they’re probably right
But, “This is the life,” Tito says inside your pool
With his arms stretched out across the side
[Chorus]
I am just a crooked joke with a stale punchline
That some old friends quote
The neighbor that you try to ignore
But you have to wave because I’m waving from my porch
#1 most relatable song🤟🏽
Not sure why but this line almost brings me to tears…bromance goals:
But “this is the life”
Tito says inside your pool
His arms stretched out across the side🥹
ALSO WHY CANT I FIND A FULL LIVE PERFORMANCE OF THIS SONG!!PLZ IM BEGGING FOR A LIVE VERSION!!!!!
Fuck it, I’ll do it. Gimme the keys
Damn man, that’s hard. To me, this is more like “I made a mistake in the beginning and I couldn’t fix it even if I tried.” It is hopeless, but there’s peace is admitting and resigning yourself to it.
How is there not a video for this song?!!
love live: school idol project
The good news is by the time they get back to where they parked, one of them will probably be sober enough to drive
Every-time I leave home without my mask in my pocket and have to walk back.
lol
Who in the flying fuck puts thumbs down.