Bleach(s) abridged: Aizen

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  • @michaeldaniels642
    @michaeldaniels642 Рік тому +1637

    "Yes, I'm not evil, what do you need?"
    -Josh 'Aizen' Groban

  • @jackhanver1420
    @jackhanver1420 Рік тому +648

    "...I'm promise I'm not dead"
    Say what you will about *JOSH GROBAN* but he keeps his promises

    • @its_gxl420babae3
      @its_gxl420babae3 6 місяців тому +6

      Hold on... did you mean to write Aizen or Josh Groban?

    • @jackhanver1420
      @jackhanver1420 6 місяців тому +6

      @@its_gxl420babae3 Obviously I meant to write *JOSH GROBAN*

    • @its_gxl420babae3
      @its_gxl420babae3 6 місяців тому +4

      @@jackhanver1420 okay...write Josh Groban...and THEN write Aizen...

    • @jackhanver1420
      @jackhanver1420 5 місяців тому +7

      @@its_gxl420babae3 okay... here is Josh Groban and here is *JOSH GROBAN*

    • @its_gxl420babae3
      @its_gxl420babae3 5 місяців тому +7

      @@jackhanver1420 jesus...he really is that bored...

  • @RostoyaEgarov
    @RostoyaEgarov 11 місяців тому +74

    "That was rude clearly you dont have any conversation skills"

  • @wallaceman105
    @wallaceman105 Рік тому +750

    "The twelfth memory is only blocked in Germany."
    "I still haven't figured that one out, I'm working on it."
    I love that bit

    • @ErikPT
      @ErikPT Рік тому +12

      ooooh foreshadowing...

    • @BlueBlazeKing
      @BlueBlazeKing Рік тому +70

      @@ErikPTit’s not foreshadowing it’s a mega joke about episodes being blocked and copyrighted

    • @PhilipLORdefender
      @PhilipLORdefender Рік тому +31

      @@BlueBlazeKing well I guess if you think about it technically its both because its a joke about episodes being blocked and stuff but also the fact that most stuff about Quincies are German and yada yada

    • @BlueBlazeKing
      @BlueBlazeKing Рік тому +19

      @@PhilipLORdefender No I think it’s just a coincidence that the country they got blocked in was in Germany

    • @brezzendorf
      @brezzendorf 3 місяці тому

      The missing 12th episode

  • @NilMortifey
    @NilMortifey Рік тому +1541

    I mean to be fair, if I had Aizen's zanpakto ability, I'd be pranking people like that too. MMMmm.

    • @KadenFinity
      @KadenFinity Рік тому +25

      Fr

    • @ninjakiller18
      @ninjakiller18 Рік тому +12

      Agreed 😂

    • @iocsparkfire00
      @iocsparkfire00 Рік тому +11

      Question wouldn't aizen at the end of the manga have taken over soul society he was released and the strongest of anyone

    • @NilMortifey
      @NilMortifey Рік тому +27

      @@iocsparkfire00 He allowed himself to be resealed and reimprisoned again after the war, so maybe he could have tried to do something but he clearly didn't want to.

    • @waddledee6729
      @waddledee6729 Рік тому +42

      @@NilMortifey Only giga-chads get to walk out of prison help kill spirit hitler and then return to prison of their own free will

  • @Everythingz127
    @Everythingz127 Рік тому +584

    The amount of sarcasm he has in his lines is terribly amazing 😍😍🤩

    • @GggfSddd
      @GggfSddd Рік тому +12

      It's like literally everything he says is just made to be unbelievably confusing and it fits perfectly

    • @firepuppies4086
      @firepuppies4086 Рік тому +5

      Renji tho. It's almost upsetting

    • @alexk8083
      @alexk8083 Рік тому +5

      Oh no, you stibble-de-abbed me.

  • @riiddisbuk2496
    @riiddisbuk2496 Рік тому +108

    Aizen: I didn't fake my death. That was just a corpse doll hanging.
    Alucard: His health "plan" is great!!!

  • @skyrogue1977
    @skyrogue1977 Рік тому +643

    Aizen is just Carl the Llama.

  • @ATigerShark
    @ATigerShark Рік тому +366

    It would have been funny if Renji specifically was being researched because of the supernaturally large quantity of blood in his body.

  • @crimsonbat5000
    @crimsonbat5000 Рік тому +38

    “would you believe… arranging throw pillows?”

  • @KingShado69
    @KingShado69 Рік тому +852

    Josh groban was always my fav bleach character, can't wait for more screen time of him in the next part of TYBW

    • @kisukeurahara7608
      @kisukeurahara7608 Рік тому +20

      so sad its gonna take a long time for the abridged series to get to TYBW

    • @KingShado69
      @KingShado69 Рік тому +11

      @@kisukeurahara7608 They made a few shorts for TYBW but it'll be worth the wait

    • @kisukeurahara7608
      @kisukeurahara7608 Рік тому +4

      @@KingShado69 I know I know, few years tbh, we are still at the hueco mundo arc

    • @prehistoriccreator9600
      @prehistoriccreator9600 Рік тому +7

      Don't you mean *Josh Grobin*

    • @KingShado69
      @KingShado69 Рік тому +9

      @@prehistoriccreator9600 this groban or this grobin ?

  • @foreignfat6009
    @foreignfat6009 Рік тому +207

    "Yea. I am not evil and home."
    Why is it so funny?

  • @khaaan7905
    @khaaan7905 Рік тому +166

    7:20 to 8:00 that bit was the funniest for me.
    Also.
    Aizen: “ For the rest of the day, you are to refer to me as Lord Joshington the third, slayer of the silk Minotaur.”
    Ulqiorra: “You bored already, Lord Joshington?”
    Aizen: “Ridiculous”

  • @frostshard8825
    @frostshard8825 Рік тому +160

    Abridged aizen is just a pure chaotic shitposter

  • @gdmystic5766
    @gdmystic5766 Рік тому +357

    Ulq saying "Lord Groban" is peak comedy.

    • @NavidKhan84
      @NavidKhan84 4 місяці тому +4

      Lord Joshington the 3rd slayer of the silk Menator!

    • @ReleaseZeKrakken
      @ReleaseZeKrakken 3 місяці тому +1

      ​@@NavidKhan84"are you bored Lord Joshington?"
      ".........................ridiculous"

    • @NavidKhan84
      @NavidKhan84 3 місяці тому +1

      @@ReleaseZeKrakken lmao…best line ever…now go and take back Pokémon go from ichigos gf

  • @marinhaalternativa3829
    @marinhaalternativa3829 Рік тому +350

    I lost at "Thousand years no arm" kek

  • @strikingsarcophagus
    @strikingsarcophagus 10 місяців тому +94

    Rangiku just sounding like a grown ass man keeps catching me off guard

  • @iurigomes603
    @iurigomes603 Рік тому +144

    That "wow, you really have a lot of blood" really got me

  • @JacF6734
    @JacF6734 Рік тому +344

    So glad Bleach Abridged is getting more attention now, it's definitely TFS level when it comes to parody quality.

    • @Tylericous
      @Tylericous Рік тому +17

      I haven’t seen it all but the Josh groben joke is just a classic

    • @saadsami8860
      @saadsami8860 Рік тому +4

      Better than tfs

    • @Rodyx9
      @Rodyx9 Рік тому

      eh@@saadsami8860

    • @wewillrockyou3272
      @wewillrockyou3272 Рік тому +2

      ​@Tylericous have you seen the zangetsu stuff yet?

    • @prehistoriccreator9600
      @prehistoriccreator9600 11 місяців тому +1

      Project Mouthwash is pretty good. They also got a Fate/UBW Abridged.

  • @TheTacRat
    @TheTacRat Рік тому +105

    This series gave me the line "settings that were previously down are now up" and i actually use it a frightful amount

    • @gaiusmarius4209
      @gaiusmarius4209 Рік тому +5

      i got my fav line "Oh no you've Stibblydabbed me" from Aizen

    • @Zak-tk8wv
      @Zak-tk8wv 3 місяці тому

      @@gaiusmarius4209ouch

  • @im_sorry_i_forgot_my_username
    @im_sorry_i_forgot_my_username 5 місяців тому +17

    Abridged Aizen is genuinely one of my favourite characters in anything ever

  • @fsoy217
    @fsoy217 Рік тому +135

    "Renji tho"

    • @moshpitfuneral
      @moshpitfuneral Рік тому +48

      "It's almost upsetting. No, no, there it is, it's upsetting. Gin, I'm upset."

    • @firepuppies4086
      @firepuppies4086 Рік тому +27

      @@moshpitfuneral "Set that was previously down is now up"

    • @moshpitfuneral
      @moshpitfuneral Рік тому +29

      @@firepuppies4086 "Oof. But seriously though, who are Sado and Ishida?"

  • @moshpitfuneral
    @moshpitfuneral Рік тому +156

    Hell, Lord Smash Master Groban is how I feel when I'm bored too

    • @blackchibisan8116
      @blackchibisan8116 Рік тому +5

      It is how I feel when I come back to try and play elder scrolls games after a long time. I try the game for about 5 hours. Maybe 10…. And then I devolve into Smash Master Grobin for 30 to 60 hours after that.

    • @moshpitfuneral
      @moshpitfuneral Рік тому +4

      @@blackchibisan8116 HONESTLYYYY I start playing legit then it devolves into breaking the game out of boredom and becoming Lord Smash Master Groban

    • @blackchibisan8116
      @blackchibisan8116 Рік тому +5

      @@moshpitfuneral
      “I am Grobash! Proud orc who needs not stealth nor magic”
      60 hours later
      “I have made this ring to kidnap all the mage’s guild teleporters and put them in my mansion along with every stilt strider and every boatsman in vivec. I even have Creeper here.”

  • @belliebun4529
    @belliebun4529 29 днів тому +8

    “Oh no, you’ve stippledy-abbed me” will always get a laugh out of me, especially with that deadpan delivery.

  • @animangaweeb8501
    @animangaweeb8501 Рік тому +61

    "The whole floor is our bed" killed me 😂

  • @thabangpatiko9869
    @thabangpatiko9869 Рік тому +176

    The best antagonist in the entire show

    • @syressx9098
      @syressx9098 Рік тому +8

      Not hard when you are the only one xd

    • @georgyekimov4577
      @georgyekimov4577 Рік тому +3

      @@syressx9098 there are two or more in fact

    • @shrimpman.
      @shrimpman. Рік тому +12

      @@syressx9098buddy missed a whole 4 arcs

    • @Hkung-mu6cd
      @Hkung-mu6cd Рік тому +2

      Imo by and far the best villain in shonen

  • @meatkirbo
    @meatkirbo Рік тому +149

    I love that he was basically meant to be Carl at first. He’s grown quite a bit since then

    • @GggfSddd
      @GggfSddd Рік тому +11

      From Llamas with Hats, rright? I was thinking the same thing

  • @NoeLoFi
    @NoeLoFi Рік тому +169

    I’m genuinely thankful you did this compilation 💀💀

  • @Mikemobacasual
    @Mikemobacasual Рік тому +54

    Yes I'm not evil and home.

  • @volti2829
    @volti2829 Рік тому +58

    Aizen: I wait for it sense an explosion
    Ulquiorra: You sense an explosion
    Aizen:a disturbance of the detonation variety a sign that an irregular kinetic event will be unfolding. GOT ME LAUGHING MY ASS OFF

  • @fictionschmiction4478
    @fictionschmiction4478 Рік тому +166

    This is literally the most based take on the most based villain in Bleach. I love this.

  • @apologyman376
    @apologyman376 Рік тому +42

    "This Josh or this Grobin"

  • @edwiniseman4
    @edwiniseman4 Рік тому +99

    Oh God, Aizen has so many funny things, I forgot all about the "This/That Josh Grobin" gag! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @katiecarlberg3316
    @katiecarlberg3316 Рік тому +38

    "Boop, Got you shoulder. Boop, got your spine."
    - Lord Smash Master Groban😆

  • @BlueSpiritFire1
    @BlueSpiritFire1 Рік тому +29

    "The twelfth memory is blocked ONLY in Germany."

  • @bigbubba7899
    @bigbubba7899 Рік тому +76

    I just love how much of a troll this version of Aizen is

  • @Urubu_de_terno
    @Urubu_de_terno Рік тому +37

    Lost it when Josh Groban said that Harribel was indispensable.

  • @BookOfDarku
    @BookOfDarku Рік тому +20

    It's absolutely accurate to Aizen to lowkey respectfully disrespect Grimmjow by saying his name repeatedly. It's like saying, "I'm not pissed, but you did fuck up, so I'm gonna keep reminding you. Still love ya though." 😂

  • @years-ti7xl
    @years-ti7xl Рік тому +20

    Aizen excuse me Josh Groban trolling Grimmjow about him not being the 6th Espada and suddenly being in the Espada again with Gin who supposedly replaced him but has to do training was hilarious.

  • @hollykimball401
    @hollykimball401 8 місяців тому +5

    The actual Josh Groban songs playing in the background from time to time really got me 😂 (especially during aizen's fake death.)

  • @chromo-sapienguy6879
    @chromo-sapienguy6879 Рік тому +35

    "You really have a lot of blood"

  • @lobolegolashd8614
    @lobolegolashd8614 Рік тому +28

    I just noticed the contuinity joke of mixing up dead bodies and albums where the album is what falls behind gin and where josh tries to give away a corpse as album 😂

  • @CaptUnstoppable
    @CaptUnstoppable Рік тому +28

    I love that they basically went with Carl the Llama from FilmCow and made him even crazier

    • @RatKingCerf
      @RatKingCerf Рік тому +4

      I fucking thought I recognized the voice

  • @giornogiobama1795
    @giornogiobama1795 Рік тому +93

    I always thought Aizen looked like Patrick Bateman

    • @mbarkbiba
      @mbarkbiba Рік тому +17

      I won't be surprised if aizen looking like Bateman was intentional

    • @Aki-kh2qe-StreetKidZZZ
      @Aki-kh2qe-StreetKidZZZ Рік тому +5

      That's how he makes you seeing him

    • @PhilipLORdefender
      @PhilipLORdefender Рік тому +13

      This Patrick or That Bateman

    • @pancock3820
      @pancock3820 Рік тому +1

      @@PhilipLORdefender This comment has me laughing my ass off. I love this series and its stupid inside jokes.
      Alright but here have an album, OH wait thats not an album its a dead body! I'm always getting those confused with things!

    • @riiddisbuk2496
      @riiddisbuk2496 Рік тому +2

      O_O
      Well in that case, I'll also say he looked like Bruce Wayne.

  • @crimson_king8617
    @crimson_king8617 Рік тому +28

    i love how this version of Josh Gro- I MEAN AIZEN sounds a lot like carl from llamas with hats

  • @FamousGames111
    @FamousGames111 Рік тому +44

    I’ve been waiting forever for someone to make an Aizen compilation thank you

  • @TheBeastBandit
    @TheBeastBandit Рік тому +17

    “Which one? This Josh or this Groban?”
    Why did that make me lose it?! 😂😂😂

  • @SirFooplesTheThird
    @SirFooplesTheThird Рік тому +32

    I love how they made fun of their episodes getting blocked at 6:14

  • @therinwhitten
    @therinwhitten 10 місяців тому +11

    "Boop, gotchyourspine."

  • @thegreatestehnician
    @thegreatestehnician Рік тому +47

    Gin is the 6th espada.

  • @OS_Fullmetal
    @OS_Fullmetal Рік тому +47

    Have an album Momo.

    • @epsi
      @epsi Місяць тому +1

      [album spawns from the back of his haori?!]

  • @CampGarbage24601
    @CampGarbage24601 Рік тому +18

    I love how Aizen is just Carl from Llamas with hats

  • @VainFriggus
    @VainFriggus Рік тому +36

    if Carl was a soul reaper

  • @Oh_Dear_Leader
    @Oh_Dear_Leader Рік тому +23

    The renji montages were incredible

  • @CarnivoreSINISTER
    @CarnivoreSINISTER 11 місяців тому +6

    he sounds like carl from llamas with hats

  • @sethmiles9436
    @sethmiles9436 Рік тому +23

    That edit of Renji at the end I love it lol.

  • @FurikusHex
    @FurikusHex Рік тому +65

    Wait.....Josh is.......evil?

  • @SaucyWolfTaco
    @SaucyWolfTaco Рік тому +16

    I can only imagine how his TYBW would be. Probably gut-busting 😆

  • @georgeprchal3924
    @georgeprchal3924 Рік тому +9

    What a strangely well thought-out joke you're accusing me off.

  • @hotwheelz3643
    @hotwheelz3643 Рік тому +9

    Boop got your spine
    Boop got ur shoulder

  • @scottrauch1261
    @scottrauch1261 Рік тому +7

    Now if only we had a video like this of Gin MMmmmm

  • @theganondorky7238
    @theganondorky7238 Рік тому +34

    WHY DOES THAT MUSIC FIT BETTER THAN WHATS ACTUALLY THERE LMAO
    Dude I need the tracks used in these moments, this stuff is so ominous when it's in this context but I know it shouldn't be LOL.

  • @andy9306
    @andy9306 Рік тому +3

    I might be the only person on the planet who recognized the "And fuck you anyways" line is a beautiful video game reference.

  • @JustCallMeCeles
    @JustCallMeCeles Рік тому +9

    Strong Llamas with Hats vibes

  • @blackchibisan8116
    @blackchibisan8116 Рік тому +91

    Must have been hit by his shikai because I never saw any of Aizen when I was watching the anime despite him being the main antagonist of the arc I was watching, but reading some panels and watching some scenes from the anime, this seems really on point for Aizen.

    • @LeftyPencil
      @LeftyPencil Рік тому +3

      Wait Josh Groban is real?

    • @blackchibisan8116
      @blackchibisan8116 Рік тому +7

      @@LeftyPencil
      I hate to be the one to tell you, but your parents have been pretending to be Josh Groban. They always said they would tell you when you were older but you got so convinced such a genuinely good person could create such beautiful music that they didn’t have the heart. Don’t worry. All our parents are in on it.

  • @ahmadkaien
    @ahmadkaien Рік тому +16

    Josh Grobin was my favorite character from Bleach before it was ccol.

  • @demonderpz7937
    @demonderpz7937 Рік тому +7

    Renji is the fuckin worf effect at work

  • @Grdian
    @Grdian Рік тому +29

    I've been waiting for something like this! Thanks!

  • @discipleofshaun5252
    @discipleofshaun5252 Рік тому +18

    Oh no you stibldeeabbed me

  • @Geraldine_Z_Rivii
    @Geraldine_Z_Rivii 11 місяців тому +4

    Here’s hoping Renji becomes some sort of urban legend amongst the arrancar. He deserves some sort of W! He’s such a showman too, what with all that blood he dramatically hemorrhages every other scene.
    *EDIT* OH! Like when Mayuri offs Szayel! It’d be hilarious if Renji gets the credit. It’s not like Mayuri left any witnesses to prove otherwise.

  • @leathlan
    @leathlan Рік тому +18

    I love how they practically made him Karl from Llamas with Hats lol

  • @jatintyagi896
    @jatintyagi896 6 місяців тому +1

    I just love it that whenever aizen appears in soul society arc josh groban's calming and soothing songs are playing in the background. I think this signifies that Aizen is always in control of things. Just amazing, pure gold. Great work project mouthwash.
    Side note josh groban has a very melodious voice.

  • @NikoN-xw6xy
    @NikoN-xw6xy Рік тому +8

    Imagine all the Josh Groban Fans being so confused with the Aizen references being left on his music videos and social media now 😂. All part of Aizens plan I suppose 😂.

  • @KidBuu482
    @KidBuu482 Рік тому +6

    Renji though.
    Lol favorite part of the video

  • @masawudua.rahman6341
    @masawudua.rahman6341 Рік тому +14

    The 12th one is blocked only in Germany

  • @NishiNish5678
    @NishiNish5678 Місяць тому +1

    "Renji though?! It's almost upsetting"

  • @ketaramaru
    @ketaramaru Рік тому +5

    "oh no, you stible'dy-abbed me"

  • @ausarthevile2970
    @ausarthevile2970 Рік тому +28

    Make a compilation of all the MMMs Gin does in the abridged series!

  • @HaloLvl43Legit
    @HaloLvl43Legit 9 годин тому +1

    The only arc that was peak in Bleach was SS.
    The one thing Kubo managed to do is blur the plot twist. I felt Aizen was the mastermind, but I had to dismiss that after he "died", but I never thought Gin was the main antagonist.

  • @Ramsey276one
    @Ramsey276one Рік тому +7

    1:08
    That’s a Japanese curiosity
    XD

  • @toddbukauskas8804
    @toddbukauskas8804 Рік тому +15

    I was skeptical but this is awesome!

  • @tmaziriri
    @tmaziriri Рік тому +5

    Inner Josh Groban thoughts: "Must. Kill. Groupie. Momo"
    Momo meanwhile: "I love you Josh Groban"

  • @secondarytrollaccount
    @secondarytrollaccount Рік тому +15

    Josh be groban

  • @Captain-Kidding
    @Captain-Kidding Рік тому +8

    Carl died and reincarnated as Josh Groban

  • @SaikoX95
    @SaikoX95 Рік тому +6

    Renji, though....

    • @broggy52
      @broggy52 7 місяців тому +3

      It's almost upsetting. No, no, there it is. It's upsetting. Gin, I'm upset

  • @shadowzealot7686
    @shadowzealot7686 11 місяців тому +2

    What howd this dead body get here, that wasn't me

  • @Halvos12
    @Halvos12 Рік тому +15

    Who the fuck is Aizen?
    I only know Lord Groban

  • @stevenjohnson1660
    @stevenjohnson1660 Рік тому +5

    "Gin, I'm upset" lol

  • @Amirrorofmirrors
    @Amirrorofmirrors Рік тому +4

    10:35 you’re face to face with greatness and it’s strange

  • @lunard8690
    @lunard8690 Рік тому +6

    Aizen sound like Ted Bear from cyanide and happiness

    • @lunard8690
      @lunard8690 Рік тому +2

      just to be clear, i find it hilarious, i look forward to more

  • @GrimmReaper-re9re
    @GrimmReaper-re9re День тому

    He’s so clearly based off of Carl from Llamas with hats and I am HERE FOR IT

  • @MachIax-16
    @MachIax-16 6 місяців тому +2

    “was that an album?”
    “Dont worry abot it”

  • @kirby4254
    @kirby4254 Рік тому +4

    We're japanese momo the whole FLORE IS OUR BED

  • @thedude3065
    @thedude3065 Рік тому +12

    oh no, you stibbldyabbed me.

    • @jojogacha974
      @jojogacha974 Рік тому +3

      (You might want to look behind you)

    • @broggy52
      @broggy52 Рік тому

      ​@@jojogacha974what?

    • @jojogacha974
      @jojogacha974 Рік тому +2

      @@broggy52 you might want to look behind you

    • @broggy52
      @broggy52 Рік тому

      @@jojogacha974 i blame... society!

  • @neonclouds9295
    @neonclouds9295 Рік тому +65

    I don't think I understand the josh groben references 🤣

    • @ExileTwilight
      @ExileTwilight Рік тому +60

      Aizen has some passing resemblance to the singer Josh Groban, and the abridgers took that resemblance and ran with it.

    • @theganondorky7238
      @theganondorky7238 Рік тому +15

      Neither do I but is so fkin funny

    • @bluemoon1716
      @bluemoon1716 Рік тому +14

      Aizen is using his powers to pretend to be Josh Groben the soul reaper

    • @neonclouds9295
      @neonclouds9295 Рік тому +2

      @@bluemoon1716 yes but who is Josh groben and WHY Josh groben?🤣 That's the part that confused me

    • @TypicalPerson2
      @TypicalPerson2 Рік тому +1

      @@neonclouds9295 Singer

  • @Averagesakakienjoyer
    @Averagesakakienjoyer Рік тому

    1:14 there is something very adorable about this yay in particular.

  • @jacksonadams9737
    @jacksonadams9737 2 місяці тому +3

    Why is it that every time I type Josh Groban it comes out as Josh Groban.

  • @senatorstevenarmstrong6703
    @senatorstevenarmstrong6703 Рік тому +11

    How does Barragon know about Skyrim?

  • @NorthKoreanLover89484
    @NorthKoreanLover89484 Рік тому +6

    gin sounds so zesty

  • @michaeldaniels642
    @michaeldaniels642 Рік тому +35

    1:23 how the hell did he hand that album?

    • @fivestarguy100
      @fivestarguy100 Рік тому +6

      Kyoka Suigestu, that’s how.
      It’s also not an album, just a piece of wood.

    • @KingsKrimson
      @KingsKrimson Рік тому +1

      @@fivestarguy100 shit all my signed Josh Groban albums are worthless.