In her twenties she was a 10+FAMOUS and 10 Crazy Those kind of women are like meth, they will give you the highest highs and lowest lows possible in life, you'll get addicted to that roller coster but if you manage to be with her 20+ years without going jail, mental hospital or graveyard you'll end up with a 4and still 10 crazy for the rest of your life and on your deathbed at 89 just before you die, she will whisper in your ear "honey I need to get something off my chest, you deserve the truth. I cheated on you hundred times including some of your best friends and your not a biological father to any of our 4 kids"
Same. Dated a stripper named Tiffany when I was 17. She threw my keys into the woods one night after a fight. Never saw her again but I did find my keys the next day so it was took a W on that one
Admission process prevents that. Holden knew about Bush League Phonies & U.C. Too! WWW Of what a tangled web from the wild WILD WEST cow boors, like Gates to Buffet. NOT good men whatsoever by deeds and company kept. Not one man's opinion. Public records abound.
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He's so beyond us, he's representing mankind in some galaxy presidium
It becomes instinctual after many years, but we can help the younger generation from having to learn by trial and error by sharing with them this critical piece of info.
This vid is so iconic.. the low quality, how old it is, the puns, all the legit knowledge, the freaking accuracy.. words to live by.. every guy in their 18s should watch this and take it as standard 🗿
Whole thing is on point, love the bit about unicorns... however, there are unicorns out there. I've met a few, they all had one thing in common... Every single unicorn i've ever met was ugly and/or fat as a teenager but then was a late bloomer and turned ridiculously fine later in their late teens / early twenties.
I agree. I believe the crazy comes from guys telling the hot ones anything to get into their pants when they are younger and naive and it kinda breaks them. So the ugly ducklings are spared that problem and are able to develop normally. That's why they are so rare.
@@John_Conner222 It's not that it breaks them, it's that it does NOT break them. No one ever puts them in their place. Or even if someone puts them in their place, they can always turn around and get '' support'' from some dude. Hence they become egomaniacs. Whereas when a guy or an ugly girl acts like a total lunatic, they get ostracized by everyone, and are forced to question themselves. This is why pretty women tend to be crazier. They also get sexually abused more often.
i'm a unicorn (lol) and this was totally what happened to me!!!!!! very astute observation! no guy spoke to me until i was around 18 and i was a virgin until 23 and married the guy who took it from me. huge four eyed very shy nerd until i got contacts :P
"Any woman that you have previously located on this chart can VANISH from that location and reappear ANYWHERE else" 😂😂😂😂 I died laughing at that part lmaoo. Holy cow!! I've never gotten anywhere NEAR this many likes on a comment lol... Had no idea when I posted this it'd get 1k likes lol.. Wow. Thanks guys!!
I had a girl that i loved. Very much. At 2 months she wanted to get married. Bought a ring at 6 months. Plenty of time, right? At 8 months, back to her ex husband. Make sure they can keep stable for extended time, men.
I Hate You All Lmaoo guarantee my girl looks better than any girl you've ever had. If all you do is go around trolling on UA-cam and insulting people who did nothing to you then you're probably a virgin. The fact that you do it anonymously makes you a coward. I'll prove my girl looks better than any girl you've ever been with. Go look on my social media @T_Are27.... Coward.
You're confusing crazy with hotness. That was the part about being hot, not crazy. The crazy ones want child support. Ugly ones are more likely to want marriage and settle down, right? Or am I tripping?
Absolutely perfect. I showed this to my Fiancé. BTW, she is a 10 hot and a 5 crazy in my mind, and thinks she is an 8 hot and a 7 crazy in hers. What a blast!
@@toby7582 well, I mean, let's be honest, terrorism is far more tame than dating, so any tactics we learn about women can apply to the more serious things in life.
This video was the spark that started a research that found that "Men are drawn to borderline personality traits in physically attractive women". Look it up in the internet, I'm not kidding XD
Every few years I go looking for this and even if I remember it its like seeing a comedian still funny as f*** and so true, the delivery is top notch, so many good lines and truths 😂
My parents taught me the rudiments of this, how the categorization works for both men and women. For women, the biggest problems seem to arise when they put men in the husband matrix, but the men put them in the fun/date zone.
**Whispers** it’s not true what he said! That’s so funny I’m a redhead and a friend of mine told me that I look like a Tiffany. I’m a very good person. Tiffany means manifestation of God
This video is supposed to be comedy and just a joke. It goes both ways to poke fun at both women and men equally. We need to be able to laugh at ourselves and not take things like this too seriously.
@@theresacam Or maybe you're just looking to take offence? You can only be offended by something if you want to be, and I'm a woman who takes offence at other people being offended on my behalf.
Debbie Thomas I’m not offended either but she wasn’t being offended on your behalf? Why are people always like “how dare you be offended for me” like not everything’s about you, and she’s allowed to have an opinion lol
This is hysterical. I love how straight-laced the presenter is while doing this lol. My husband and I are laughing out loud as my name is Tiffany, I used to be a dancer at top exotic clubs and yes, a bit crazy but my husband says definitely worth marrying!
the guy at the end laughing says it all. This stuff is literally point by point spot on. The dude's laughing cause he knows it. What a truly great video.
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"there's no such thing as a woman who isn't at least a '4' crazy."
That was awesome.
Lololol
Oh SO true!!
glad ur woke lol
Nailed it
Most women - especially women with female coworkers - would agree 100% with this statement.
I love the deadpan delivery. He's like a professor of sociology delivering a lecture.
This is the most important lecture of all!!!
That’s because he’s an attorney!
Has a pistol on hip
i feel like every time i see this, the visual quality gets worse, but it get funnier
You're going blind. Sorry.
I feel exactly the same, very funny comment
when you're waiting for the high to set in
ua-cam.com/video/R_USJCTIgs4/v-deo.html better quality
This is hilarious!!!
That male equivalent bit at the end was absolutely fucking hilarious
I was going to like this comment but that would have made it 70 likes and I just couldn't do it!
A huge no go zone
It’s funny because it’s true😂😂😂
I'm neither hot or rich. I'm screwed.
I had never seen that part and It absolutely killed me
I love how nonchalant and like a meteorologist he is.
While holstering a gun
That just makes this funnier
Exactly! That's the biggest reason why this video will forever be greater than a female copycat
Right!!!🤣🤣🤣
Your talking to a dude!!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣
My boy Jhonny Depp missed this class.
I always think of Amber Heard for the top right extreme of the chart🤣
@@weetzybat Yeah, Amber is off the chart. "Redheads, strippers, anyone named 'Tiffany'...hairdressers...anyone who shits on your bed."
In her twenties she was a 10+FAMOUS
and 10 Crazy
Those kind of women are like meth, they will give you the highest highs and lowest lows possible in life, you'll get addicted to that roller coster but if you manage to be with her 20+ years without going jail, mental hospital or graveyard you'll end up with a 4and still 10 crazy for the rest of your life and on your deathbed at 89 just before you die, she will whisper in your ear "honey I need to get something off my chest, you deserve the truth. I cheated on you hundred times including some of your best friends and your not a biological father to any of our 4 kids"
Hahahahahhaaha
😂
"Your redheads, your strippers, anyone named Tiffany"
Oh man, I have SO been there
hairdressers lmao
@@bluesriot2 oh boy oh boy I've been there. Hairdressers you don't walk away from, you run😂🤣
Same. Dated a stripper named Tiffany when I was 17. She threw my keys into the woods one night after a fight. Never saw her again but I did find my keys the next day so it was took a W on that one
@@sethryan8795 lol 😂
I can testify for the hairdressers they are exposed to lots of men.
When i saw his gun, glasses, and a pocket protector.....i knew he was getting ready to lay down some knowledge!! 🤣
I thought he was a detective and I'm like in this day and age they SJW's will come after him :(
The knowledge is so powerful it needs to be protected
@@lars1701again The guy is lawyer and student for the bald dude at the end, James Yeager, a firearms trainer in Tennessee. He does not GAF.
Should've been a Ted talk
It's too short, to the point, and true to be a Ted talk
@@lonewolf333 dropping straight facts.
I am guessing this was filmed way before Ted talks started otherwise this would have been the most watched and to the point video of Ted.
@@dntinpalevo this was filmed in 2015, TED talks started in 1984.
He's not pretentious or smug enough to be a TED talker.
This man should be teaching classes at Harvard.
Fr. 🤣🤣
He isn’t????
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Admission process prevents that.
Holden knew about Bush League Phonies & U.C.
Too!
WWW
Of what a tangled web from the wild WILD WEST cow boors, like Gates to Buffet.
NOT good men whatsoever by deeds and company kept.
Not one man's opinion.
Public records abound.
He's so beyond us, he's representing mankind in some galaxy presidium
Singularly the most educational video on UA-cam.
I wish sex Ed in school started with this chart @ age 10+
Positively!
This and anything with Patrice O’Neal speaking unscripted.
I agree
😂
“And they are reasonably not crazy, most of the time” 😭😂
"I developed this on my own over 46 years living on the Earth"
Good and relatable data
When a joke accurately represents how old-school “natural philosophers” made rules some people live by to this day
It becomes instinctual after many years, but we can help the younger generation from having to learn by trial and error by sharing with them this critical piece of info.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Protoculture!
"Its a little simpler, but we can do it real quick"😂😂😂
90% of this is his presentation, flawless.
10% wrong?
@@vrtyklr6112 i was wondering the samething
@@vrtyklr6112 he's saying 90% of what makes it funny is the way he's saying it, and 10% is what he's actually saying
The best part is when he said at anytime a women can appear anywhere on the chart! Ain’t that the truth!!!! Lol
@@vrtyklr6112 it’s 100% funny, 90% is the delivery. Like a mandatory HR meeting.
At a bar, alone, laughing my ass off, in Las Vegas, while all the couples look at me confused: couldn’t have been a better place to watch this.
I've never understood graphs better than I do now.
same here
THIS is what the internet was created to impart: pure unadulterated wisdom!
is my man open carrying a sidearm? while looking like he's about to go and sell some insurance? the absolute legend
I’m wondering the same thing ?!
I've watched at least a dozen times and only just noticed the same thing a minute ago.
You'd best be signing up for some insurance right here on the line with the x.
After cluing us in, about women, he needs it for self-defense.
He's at tactical response. A gun is probably required there
This vid is so iconic.. the low quality, how old it is, the puns, all the legit knowledge, the freaking accuracy.. words to live by.. every guy in their 18s should watch this and take it as standard 🗿
I want this man to be my life coach.
Of course you do;) that’s why you are single😘
Michaela Benson 😘
Fuck that. I want him to be the best man at my funeral
The presenter being so matter of fact and serious makes this funny af.
I watch this at least once a year... Makes me feel better
"anybody named Tiffany" gets me every time 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Whats funny is my brother's wife's name is Tiffany
@@ryanpulliam8987 i ´am sorry for your brother my friend
@@GM-ex5io why are you sorry??? Do you hate Tiffanys?
@@ryanpulliam8987 Nah but according to the man in the video, tiffanys should not be wifed...
I had a hairdresser named Tiffani once. She looked like the type to key your car, stalk you, and you end up being the one put in jail.
“Life is better this way” 😂😂😂
You’ll learn more about how relationships work from this simple 6 minute video than 20 years of actual experimenting.
Whole thing is on point, love the bit about unicorns... however, there are unicorns out there. I've met a few, they all had one thing in common... Every single unicorn i've ever met was ugly and/or fat as a teenager but then was a late bloomer and turned ridiculously fine later in their late teens / early twenties.
I agree. I believe the crazy comes from guys telling the hot ones anything to get into their pants when they are younger and naive and it kinda breaks them. So the ugly ducklings are spared that problem and are able to develop normally. That's why they are so rare.
@@John_Conner222 Excellent insight mate
@@John_Conner222 Yep. I came to a similar conclusion years ago.
@@John_Conner222 It's not that it breaks them, it's that it does NOT break them. No one ever puts them in their place. Or even if someone puts them in their place, they can always turn around and get '' support'' from some dude. Hence they become egomaniacs. Whereas when a guy or an ugly girl acts like a total lunatic, they get ostracized by everyone, and are forced to question themselves. This is why pretty women tend to be crazier. They also get sexually abused more often.
i'm a unicorn (lol) and this was totally what happened to me!!!!!! very astute observation! no guy spoke to me until i was around 18 and i was a virgin until 23 and married the guy who took it from me. huge four eyed very shy nerd until i got contacts :P
This presentation ages like fine wine. It's so spot-on.
As a woman, I have to say, you nailed it!!! 😂
Would you suggest I send this to a girlfriend who is above an 8 and a 4 to 5 crazy :)
@@joerosen2622 It would be a good test to verify your ratings
@@joerosen2622 yes, then watch her re-locate somewhere else on the chart... :)
So women know their crazy and torcher men anyway.
@@joerosen2622 absolutely yes do this
This never gets old. Just sent it to a friend to remind him what he is going through with a gf is relatable to this matrix 😅👏🙏
" I know this really hot chick and she is chill man " Specialist; " You are talking to a dude " 🤣😂🤣
I was a little suspicious about the penis.
"Any woman that you have previously located on this chart can VANISH from that location and reappear ANYWHERE else" 😂😂😂😂 I died laughing at that part lmaoo.
Holy cow!! I've never gotten anywhere NEAR this many likes on a comment lol... Had no idea when I posted this it'd get 1k likes lol.. Wow. Thanks guys!!
It's so true. I know first hand. Wasted my 20s on a girl I thought I'd marry. She jumped from a 5 crazy to an 8 crazy the year I was going to propose.
HEED Ahhh, I bet she was getting antsy. To get married. She went bananas over it.
I had a girl that i loved. Very much. At 2 months she wanted to get married. Bought a ring at 6 months. Plenty of time, right? At 8 months, back to her ex husband. Make sure they can keep stable for extended time, men.
tinbanger66 The fact that she wanted to marry you, and had the nerve to bring that up, at only 2 months should have been a clue. That’s psycho.
I Hate You All Lmaoo guarantee my girl looks better than any girl you've ever had. If all you do is go around trolling on UA-cam and insulting people who did nothing to you then you're probably a virgin. The fact that you do it anonymously makes you a coward. I'll prove my girl looks better than any girl you've ever been with. Go look on my social media @T_Are27.... Coward.
I love the laughter in the background 😂 I've heard a lot about this video and I'm glad I took time to watch it
So, would you recommend all women view this?
@@joerosen2622 If they got a sense of humor, then sure.
This guy deserves the nobel peace prize.
The No Go zone is where the child support is at.
Not if you get a vasectomy first.
LMBO!!!
Omg hahahaha
@@eurojane72 I appreciate that you used, "LMBO" instead of "LMFAO".
Not used to seeing mature people on the internet.
You're confusing crazy with hotness.
That was the part about being hot, not crazy.
The crazy ones want child support.
Ugly ones are more likely to want marriage and settle down, right?
Or am I tripping?
"If there's someone who's really hot, yet not that crazy, you're talking to a dude"
I was dyinggggggg
Absolutely perfect. I showed this to my Fiancé. BTW, she is a 10 hot and a 5 crazy in my mind, and thinks she is an 8 hot and a 7 crazy in hers. What a blast!
“This zone is not scale to size” got me
This is not a pie chart.😂
How this dude kept a straight face and tought me 5 years of information in a 7 minute video is beyond me...
Anyone noticed he's packing? He's ready for crazy
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My step dad just told me to look this up and said “I didn’t tell you to look this up.” 😂
I've been in anti-terrorism for 30 years, this is the first infogram that is 100% accurate across all disciplines and tactics.
lol, never thought about this in terms of anti-terrorism, but it makes sense.
@@toby7582 well, I mean, let's be honest, terrorism is far more tame than dating, so any tactics we learn about women can apply to the more serious things in life.
@@no_handle_required true.
Some don't make it out alive.
@@toby7582 ....and some do, but end up drinking from a straw and drooling a lot. Hang, on, I gotta change my bib.
@@no_handle_required
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(me saluting)
It's 100% accurate and every male should be shown this as soon as they show any sign of puberty.
Kevin DoubleU lmaoo 😂😂😂 Facts lol
I'm showing my young son AND my teenage daughter for her awareness.
He says the whole thing deadpan, he is hilarious! I'm a woman and I thought he was dead on.
Agreed. 💯 correct!
This video has probably saved COUNTLESS lives……seriously. Thank god for this man.
Wife Zone: “This zone is not scaled to size.”
Yes.
This is one of the funniest videos I’ve ever seen 🤣🤣🤣
Brilliant. Absolutely brilliant even after 8 years. Still holds true today. Maybe more so. 😅
just turned 21. theres literally no lies here guys. “hairdresser” killed me😭
This is like watching Einstein pen down “E=MC^2 for the first time. Man’s a genius.
“Life is better this way” lmao
I can’t believe how well worded he describes everything throughout this video. He absolutely nails this.
Ive seen this video probably 100times over the last 4-5yrs and I laugh 😂 everytime he talks about unicorns. "You're talking to a DUDE!"
This is gospel. Literally everything he said is spot on. How have never seen this? BRILLIANT!
They need to update this to say "anybody named Amber instead of Tiffany" LOL
or karen
Dana McLendon is a divorce lawyer with over 10 years experience at the time the video came out. That's why this chart is so accurate
OMG ... I have not laughed that long and that loud for years! ... The only scary thing is that it is all true!!!!
This video was the spark that started a research that found that "Men are drawn to borderline personality traits in physically attractive women". Look it up in the internet, I'm not kidding XD
I read about that study first and then searched for this video
Yep
Yikes
Someone should have gave this to Johnny Depp
I think he wanted to bang Keira Knightly, so he went for the knock off.
Amber is in that VERY top right corner just over the Vicky Mendoza Diagonal
@@TheElectricMayhem Becky Mendoza?
@@TheElectricMayhem vicky mendoza*
@@jishnu1 ah, yes.
I've come back here every year just to watch this vid. Truly a golden video.
I wish this had been out when I was younger. It could have saved me from my ex who was a Redheaded Tiffany from Florida.
Bro.
This is the most scientific video I’ve ever watched in my life
I come here every year to remind myself to stay focused.
😂 04:10 😂 I knew he was going to say that specific word😅😅😅
By far & without a doubt this is THE GREATEST THING EVER ON THE INTERNET!!!!!!
Every few years I go looking for this and even if I remember it its like seeing a comedian still funny as f*** and so true, the delivery is top notch, so many good lines and truths 😂
Bro my dad showed me this and I basically operate on this now 😂
Lol really 😂
This and Tom Leykis
That's a good Dad.
Thank him! He probably saved your life.
Good dad. That's a good dad. Lol
Took the full 6 minutes to explain them to us, and the last 4 seconds exposing us to them!!! 😂😂
My parents taught me the rudiments of this, how the categorization works for both men and women. For women, the biggest problems seem to arise when they put men in the husband matrix, but the men put them in the fun/date zone.
This should be taught in Schools.
Facts
It won't, it's useful
Redheads, strippers, anyone named Tiffany. 😂😂. That’s spot on 100%
This is the video that I want to have in everyone youtube recommendations.
Its insane how accurate to my life this is
This is honestly the greatest video ever created, thank you.
Ut Oh, I married a red head and my daughter is named Tiffany .
Show this video to any kid who wants to date her in high school.
Now this video just became your friend!
R.I.P
Hahahaha
**Whispers** it’s not true what he said!
That’s so funny I’m a redhead and a friend of mine told me that I look like a Tiffany. I’m a very good person. Tiffany means manifestation of God
StratMatt777 YES
Reasonably not crazy most of the time.
I love it!
how is this not the most viewed video in the history of videos?
Just confirmed the accuracy of this, many years later.
Im a red head and a hairdresser omg lol.
Ash Jones.😅😅😅
Hope your name isn't Tiffany!
I wish just kidding. It's just plain old Ashley 😶
but not a tiff lmao
me too! lol
They should teach this as compulsory required material in high school.
This video is supposed to be comedy and just a joke. It goes both ways to poke fun at both women and men equally. We need to be able to laugh at ourselves and not take things like this too seriously.
Ok dad
Ok dad. Seriously, damn funny.
wise words Sam!
@@theresacam Or maybe you're just looking to take offence? You can only be offended by something if you want to be, and I'm a woman who takes offence at other people being offended on my behalf.
Debbie Thomas I’m not offended either but she wasn’t being offended on your behalf? Why are people always like “how dare you be offended for me” like not everything’s about you, and she’s allowed to have an opinion lol
This NEVER gets old. Legend
Just got out of the danger zone, felt like watching this again
🤝
This is hysterical. I love how straight-laced the presenter is while doing this lol. My husband and I are laughing out loud as my name is Tiffany, I used to be a dancer at top exotic clubs and yes, a bit crazy but my husband says definitely worth marrying!
Me and my dad watch this at least once per year since I was 12 I'm 18 now 🤣
He is reinforcing the lesson.
i love how serious he is lol
We now have technology to go to the stars... yet this, is still relevant today LOL
Just watched again (5th time) with some girlfirends. What is so good about this is that they thought it was just as funny!
If I had known this matrix before I would have avoided many risky situations in the danger zone, lol
Lol “reasonably not crazy!!” 🤣😂🤣 DEAD ROLLING!
This man must be protected at all costs
No other man could deliver this presentation with such artistry.
I have actually been married to a redhead for 28 years, yep, most of it has been one freaking wild ride.
the guy at the end laughing says it all. This stuff is literally point by point spot on. The dude's laughing cause he knows it. What a truly great video.
I wish corporate meetings were this awesome!!!
😂😂😂
Married 20 years…. Absolutely brilliant!!!
This still cracks me up every time :)
This should be taught in freshman year of high school. Including the cute/rich matrix.
Why is the guy besides him laughing at the end? It is his life's research work that he is talking about!
Ever since first seeing this, my brain now automatically assigns every woman I meet two numbers 5/7, 7/6, 4/8…etc.
Progressing from knowledge to application. Respect.