I HAVE HERPES...

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  • Опубліковано 28 вер 2024
  • I make David a trailer for all of his vlogs; Heath & I go to K's while we chitchat about my coldsore; Carly & I go over funny memes
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  • @BenBluee
    @BenBluee 7 років тому +2209

    I love that you guys call each other baby
    I just want someone to love me as much as Zane and Heath love each other

    • @BenBluee
      @BenBluee 7 років тому +41

      But I only want someone to love me without herpes

    • @MillerHatesMiller
      @MillerHatesMiller 7 років тому +3

      I LOVE YOU NEW FREIND!!

    • @mateorblx6663
      @mateorblx6663 7 років тому +4

      Ben Blue If their gay WHY THE HELL DO THEY KISS

    • @chloexxx1215
      @chloexxx1215 7 років тому +4

      Ben Blue ugh same

    • @sofiarios7685
      @sofiarios7685 7 років тому +2

      lmao same

  • @victoriathompson5487
    @victoriathompson5487 7 років тому +957

    "You get punched?"
    "Who hit you?"
    "BABY WHO HIT YOU?"
    "BABY..."
    Love how overprotective Heath gets of Zane

  • @harrystrauss6295
    @harrystrauss6295 7 років тому +2523

    Because of the way they call each other baby, I apparently started calling my friends baby without noticing 😹

    • @raeannabelle6595
      @raeannabelle6595 7 років тому +2

      Harry Strauss OMFG same

    • @magdaprado9132
      @magdaprado9132 7 років тому +6

      Harry Strauss ME TOO!!!! 😂😂😂😂

    • @slaggeylindsay7464
      @slaggeylindsay7464 7 років тому +21

      I started calling everyone baby but then everyone at the club thinks I'm flirting with them 😂 sorry baby I'm just imitating Zane and Heath!

    • @MillerHatesMiller
      @MillerHatesMiller 7 років тому +8

      I got two best friends, one hates it and the other can't get enough

    • @whitepearl7909
      @whitepearl7909 7 років тому

      Harry Strauss i

  • @tomiiimay3244
    @tomiiimay3244 7 років тому +454

    Thnks fr th hrps

  • @miningforever3768
    @miningforever3768 7 років тому +157

    Baby your eating your damn bandaid 😅😅😅

  • @c0zy01
    @c0zy01 7 років тому +2245

    ZANE AND HEATH ARE THE MOST ICONIC DUO

  • @lisasuhre1
    @lisasuhre1 7 років тому +612

    You're the only UA-cam that could post a video called I HAVE HERPES and I'd get fucking excited to see it

  • @kadenbryant785
    @kadenbryant785 7 років тому +53

    "who you been kissing"

  • @beautybyjuls
    @beautybyjuls 7 років тому +77

    "stop blister shaming me" 😂

  • @RecoveryFlower
    @RecoveryFlower 7 років тому +273

    but can you two actually have a meet up at k's thanks. ill be there

  • @liv-bv3pl
    @liv-bv3pl 7 років тому +1351

    That heath bulge is REAL

    • @isabelle571
      @isabelle571 7 років тому +45

      liv faye I thought I was the only one who noticed wowow yessss

    • @youcanEAD
      @youcanEAD 7 років тому +7

      liv faye yes it is hahaha

    • @dege2992
      @dege2992 7 років тому +6

      lol right? that was the only thing i was looking at in that clip. ;)

    • @kaylee6881
      @kaylee6881 7 років тому +7

      Where tho???

    • @celestewilliam125
      @celestewilliam125 7 років тому +29

      that was all i was lookin at

  • @miavillarreal7337
    @miavillarreal7337 7 років тому +273

    I always get cold sores and I really hate it

    • @platinumrubies85
      @platinumrubies85 7 років тому +15

      Mia Villarreal who you be kissin?

    • @kimismith18
      @kimismith18 7 років тому +7

      Vault Boy most people get it from kissing their Grandma or some other family member when they're young lol. But you got it FO LYFE.

    • @suigetsushark
      @suigetsushark 7 років тому +16

      Mia Villarreal Hey, stress was usually a big factor for my coldsore. Get medicine from the doctor to prevent it from coming when you feel one starting up 😊

    • @sfreer4462
      @sfreer4462 7 років тому +12

      You don't get them from kissing if it comes from genetics, I only get them because my mother and grandfather has the HVS1 strand, and I can't give it to someone unless it is activated for them too.

    • @aleenaa4053
      @aleenaa4053 7 років тому

      You should try taking Pepto-Bismol! If you take it early on when you first feel it and then once every day for like 5 days you should be fine. It works for me!

  • @belleyell97
    @belleyell97 7 років тому +46

    Alex's face on the couch at 1:30 😂😂

  • @laurenavery2726
    @laurenavery2726 7 років тому +16

    during that david movie trailer thing I laughed so hard and I sNORTED. iTS 2am I wiLL WAKE UP MY FAMILY BUT FUCC

    • @laurenavery2726
      @laurenavery2726 7 років тому +3

      update: my dad woke up. satan has arisen.

  • @honoraeje
    @honoraeje 7 років тому +175

    #relatable bc literally the same exact thing happens with my cold sores and my friends react exactly like that

    • @caitlinl9494
      @caitlinl9494 7 років тому +1

      Honora i mess with my friend who has them but only a few times

  • @kayladixon4678
    @kayladixon4678 7 років тому +55

    CAM NEEDS A COOKING CHANNEL

  • @NikkoNikko98
    @NikkoNikko98 7 років тому +522

    Who else isn't here because of notifications but just cuz your always on UA-cam???? 🙋🏽‍♂️😝

    • @muh.nelson
      @muh.nelson 7 років тому +1

      TheCrispyHuman YEET 😂

    • @yikes3236
      @yikes3236 7 років тому +2

      TheCrispyHuman you're**

    • @noona4382
      @noona4382 7 років тому +2

      TheCrispyHuman u have no idea lol I'm on here every minute reloading the page to see if someone made a new one

    • @tiana8478
      @tiana8478 7 років тому +1

      I

    • @MillerHatesMiller
      @MillerHatesMiller 7 років тому +7

      HA HA HA YOUR SO FRIGGIN FUNNY!!! HAAA! I HAVE NEVER SEEN THIS JOKE EEEEVEEEERRRR!!! HAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!

  • @opinionkillah8971
    @opinionkillah8971 4 роки тому +1

    Yo that whole band-aid bit in the car had me cracking up Zane's funny AF I swear dude can be an actor I keep coming back to this vid just for that but Zane's face expressions and all had me dying "gotta go get coffee woooo let's go get this coff" "baby I got lil something there" than his face hahaha

  • @okidera5084
    @okidera5084 7 років тому +38

    Who else would actually go to the meet 'n greet at K's

  • @ninathekiller2528
    @ninathekiller2528 7 років тому +11

    Zane got the cold sore by being stressed from David's video ideas 😂

  • @143emogrl
    @143emogrl 7 років тому +8

    ZANE I WATCHED YOUR VIDEO THIS MORNING AND NOW ITS EVENING AND I HAVE A COLD SORE TOO!!!!!

  • @kinleysredgoldens5010
    @kinleysredgoldens5010 7 років тому +19

    the look on Heath's face waiting for Zane to get the viral joke

  • @ilytcby
    @ilytcby 7 років тому +10

    Thankful for daddy zane uploading

  • @katha93ch
    @katha93ch 7 років тому +7

    I LOOOVE the "David's movie trailer" nice job :P

  • @datgirldee
    @datgirldee 7 років тому +4

    does anyone else wish they were Zane and Heaths child? No.....just me...cool 😂

  • @kaytlynkoala199
    @kaytlynkoala199 7 років тому +495

    zane recently made out with karina....

  • @hauntingyourbed
    @hauntingyourbed 7 років тому +6

    they act like such a married couple I love it

    • @syedfawwad2096
      @syedfawwad2096 3 роки тому

      During the past Two winters, I acquired this Herpes in the fingers due to the outbreak. As a result of that I had been able to find regarding this Herpes guide *4HerpesCure .Com* . Dry skin, irritation and also soreness were felt across my body. This is certainly a highly effective guidebook. I wasn`t out of the trouble of covering my hands and wrists, thanks for this manual. Make sure you utilize this. .

  • @keryncorby8284
    @keryncorby8284 7 років тому +6

    You guys should throw Scotty a random party for no reason! 😂

  • @aneraw
    @aneraw 7 років тому +1

    If this wasnt the funniest vlog!! The whole time i couldnt stop laughing you and heath are Hilarious!!

  • @izzy473
    @izzy473 7 років тому +4

    I'd see David's movie

  • @mailedaniels3870
    @mailedaniels3870 7 років тому +7

    NOTIF GAME STRONG 😝💯 any1 else?

  • @idrankthecat264
    @idrankthecat264 7 років тому +3

    I love how they're like really good friends with the Asian people at the store 🤣

  • @sydandtaytum
    @sydandtaytum 7 років тому +4

    just had cold sore tingle for the first time ever this past january. have no idea how i got it cause i hadnt kissed anyone in 6 months. put meds on it before it turned into an actual sore, though. herpes is weird. was kinda depressed i had it, but then realized it's something like 1 in 3 or 1 in 4 is estimated to have it...so thats almost everyone.

  • @KIKIASCEND
    @KIKIASCEND 7 років тому +6

    Zane knew all those facts about cold sores cause he thought he had herpes and looked up symptoms😂😂

  • @hannahpaynter6960
    @hannahpaynter6960 7 років тому +5

    "stop blister shaming me" I LOST IT

    • @syedfawwad2096
      @syedfawwad2096 3 роки тому

      I had small patches of Herpes and also remedied it testing this Herpes guide *4HerpesCure .Com* . The final results were incredible therefore i made a decision to further make use of the treatment solution on my facial area. I haven’t been comfortable with just how my skin area appears to be. It feels so good and healthier. .

  • @wavynation5734
    @wavynation5734 5 років тому +3

    When Zane said he kissed Corinna and that’s how he get the cold sore, I literally freaked out.
    Then he said he was kidding and I was relieved. 😁😆

  • @tailormadetalorraid
    @tailormadetalorraid 7 років тому +1

    awwww 😭 heaths first thing he said was "who hit you!? baby who hit you?" imma cru

  • @bennyvsworld8649
    @bennyvsworld8649 7 років тому

    That was the most brilliantly executed Corinna Kopf Burn ever. Literally a 6min burn! haha well done

  • @eg4761
    @eg4761 7 років тому +125

    I ship Zane and Heath

  • @mirella6540
    @mirella6540 7 років тому +224

    EARLY SQUAD WHERE YOU AT?

  • @kesa676
    @kesa676 7 років тому +3

    Acyclovir or Zovirax cream...get a prescription from your doctor. When you feel a cold sore coming on, apply the cream a few times a day. 9 times out of 10 the cold sore won't even develop completely and it helps it heal a lot quicker.

  • @ShakiraNae
    @ShakiraNae 7 років тому +3

    THE FLASHBACK THEN THEM YELLING CORINNA NKSVND

  • @bae7781
    @bae7781 7 років тому

    that trailer in the beginning... dead ☠
    Also that band-aid on the lip looks ridic😂😂😂

  • @Jesstarasan
    @Jesstarasan 6 років тому +3

    “Omg baby, you’re eating your band aid”
    Lmao dead 💀

  • @jamycea111
    @jamycea111 7 років тому +146

    sooo nobody saw heaths lump?..

  • @stephaniemora8559
    @stephaniemora8559 7 років тому +6

    rip big red... moment of silence 😪

  • @rodolfotorres8998
    @rodolfotorres8998 7 років тому +1

    I'm not gonna lie but zane and heath vlogs are never boring even when 10 minutes longs

  • @MelOntheMove02
    @MelOntheMove02 7 років тому +1

    😂😂damn they tried karina so hard 😂I could see her wig getting snatch off lol

  • @ShakiraNae
    @ShakiraNae 7 років тому +3

    That trailer had me shooooook

  • @rose-kr5zx
    @rose-kr5zx 7 років тому +1

    okay Zane like I know you need to make money buT BABY I NEED TO WATCH YOUR HILARIOUS ASS VLOGS
    AND YOU KNOW YA GIRL IS TOO CHEAP FOR UA-cam RED

  • @amnamohamed5316
    @amnamohamed5316 4 роки тому

    4:31 is so wholesome 😂

  • @hayleekelsey4023
    @hayleekelsey4023 7 років тому +12

    hey

    • @kittyalana2583
      @kittyalana2583 7 років тому +2

      Because a kItcHen sInK to you is not a kItcHen sInK to me

    • @hayleekelsey4023
      @hayleekelsey4023 7 років тому +1

      Kitty Alana okay fren?

    • @valv5269
      @valv5269 7 років тому +1

      kItcHen sInK I like ur username and profile pic :)

    • @MillerHatesMiller
      @MillerHatesMiller 7 років тому +1

      Why hello there

    • @hayleekelsey4023
      @hayleekelsey4023 7 років тому

      The cat whiskers cøme frøm within thanks lol you too

  • @vivianadmartinez
    @vivianadmartinez 7 років тому +2

    Right as I started watching this I was like Corinna did it 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @onikiaa7435
    @onikiaa7435 6 років тому

    Heath and Zane are like bestfriend relationship goals "Baby who hit you!" "Nobody cause if they were id knock em the fuck out" "True baby"

  • @Gcdebaca
    @Gcdebaca 7 років тому +4

    The whole bandaid part had me crying 😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹

  • @rolandherbert7105
    @rolandherbert7105 7 років тому +1

    The David's Vlog as horror movie trailer was so good.

  • @hebenedsram
    @hebenedsram 7 років тому

    Alex's face at 1:29, i'm howling

  • @brinw3994
    @brinw3994 7 років тому +8

    3:14 that's the same street carl from shameless sells the drugs

  • @Likeomgitznich
    @Likeomgitznich 7 років тому +30

    Heath's bulge at the beginning

    • @platinumrubies85
      @platinumrubies85 7 років тому +4

      Nich Citarella ikr? I was dickmatized. Lol

    • @maaceface
      @maaceface 7 років тому

      Nich Citarella ii

    • @toridspureh3411
      @toridspureh3411 3 роки тому

      I had small patches of Herpes and also remedied it testing this Herpes guide *4HerpesCure .Com* . The final results were incredible therefore i made a decision to further make use of the treatment solution on my facial area. I haven’t been comfortable with. just how my skin area appears to be. It feels so good and healthier. .

  • @savannahs.3078
    @savannahs.3078 7 років тому +7

    the difference between zane and david.... david would've bought the 900$ car just for the vlog

    • @toridspureh3411
      @toridspureh3411 3 роки тому

      I would like to talk about my encounter with this herpes treatment method *4HerpesCure .Com* In the beginning I was skeptic but slowly the results proved that I was wrong. I had been reluctant; it`s difficult to imagine that it can cure something such as this and make yourself look much better. I did, and you could, as well. Once you start performing the treatment method in hopes of getting better and not stopping, you`re a.lready halfway to getting rid of the cold sore for life.

  • @niki-kb6ge
    @niki-kb6ge 5 років тому

    thnks fr th mmrs at the end (Fall Out Boy, Panic! At The Disco, My Chemical Romance, The All American Rejects, THIRTY SECONDS TO MARS and so many more are my emo soul)

  • @suzanneakins9827
    @suzanneakins9827 6 років тому

    😂 I'm dying over Zane trying to eat and drink with a bandaid on his lip

  • @ag.923
    @ag.923 7 років тому +26

    That moment when realize you have a bandaid mustache

    • @duncandean6457
      @duncandean6457 3 роки тому

      My Herpes condition was taking over my well being even if I tried healing them with creams, but no effects were noticed even after many years. 8 weeks ago, I started the Herpes treatment *4HerpesCure .Com* and I am pleased to state that the Herpes and its symptoms did not return.

  • @delaneyspellman548
    @delaneyspellman548 7 років тому +7

    i saw the title and immediately thought probably true Zane is a mess

  • @immabigkidnow1
    @immabigkidnow1 7 років тому +1

    Whenever Zane yells heath it sounds like he's saying yeet lmaooo

  • @makrose4815
    @makrose4815 7 років тому

    4:58 *Heath's face, I cant*

  • @collette7944
    @collette7944 7 років тому +360

    the only person he has ever kissed was gabbie...

    • @collette7944
      @collette7944 7 років тому +1

      so obviously he has hurpies bc gabbie is gross and doesn't shower...omg david should torture he by MAKING her shower!!!! does she swim?cuz i mean doesn't that count as a shower?

    • @cattreat7208
      @cattreat7208 7 років тому +9

      Gabbie is not gross tf. Zabbie for life. Lol.

    • @morganelyza4750
      @morganelyza4750 7 років тому +19

      Amanda Siguenza I mean Gabbie did go the entire time she was on tour without washing her hair....
      But that shit doesn't give you herpes lmao

    • @cattreat7208
      @cattreat7208 7 років тому

      +Morgan's Vlogs Oh yeah I remember that lol

    • @collette7944
      @collette7944 7 років тому

      Tashai Small ummmm i think it's rly sad that u don't understand what a joke is😂and thx for the compliments even tho u don't even know me lol

  • @tianahudson4951
    @tianahudson4951 7 років тому

    "baby you right you right, then wtf is it"😂😂 like the mood change went from😂👅 to😑😲

  • @NihalShah
    @NihalShah 7 років тому

    I don't know why i laughed so hard when zane tried to drink his coffee

  • @soupreme7157
    @soupreme7157 7 років тому +5

    HEY BABY, That was a good bit!

  • @brendale4493
    @brendale4493 6 років тому

    i love the "ha ha ha ha " shirt pants
    intro so much

  • @alyssak2683
    @alyssak2683 7 років тому

    THAT TRAILER WAS AMAZING BAHAHHAHAHA I REALLY WISH THAT WAS A MOVIE

  • @iwonjoo
    @iwonjoo 7 років тому

    I choked on my Taco Bell quesadillas at the part of the saw trailer 😂😂omg

  • @amaurimurray6553
    @amaurimurray6553 7 років тому +30

    Heath @5:00 is hardcore judging him and I don't blame him

  • @daniellebaxter8163
    @daniellebaxter8163 5 років тому

    Omg I love you and Heaths friendship and the way y'all talk when you's are together. ❤️😍✌🏽 you two be my favourite outta the whole blog squad group.. ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

  • @ivoryy.
    @ivoryy. 7 років тому

    *casually watching video*
    *gasps loudly*
    oNE NIGHT AND ONE MORE TIIIIIIIIIME THANKS FOR THE MEMORIES EVEN THO THEY WERENT SO GREAAAT

  • @lilbarb69
    @lilbarb69 7 років тому +158

    Is it me or did anyone else notice heaths balls in the beginning ???

    • @gxt3900
      @gxt3900 7 років тому +15

      Had to scroll through comments to make sure I wasn't the only one.

    • @ShirahShah
      @ShirahShah 7 років тому

      mee too tho

    • @crabosaurusrex
      @crabosaurusrex 7 років тому

      i Polaroid yah lol

  • @honey2527
    @honey2527 7 років тому +3

    I came for herpes but was rewarded Thnks fr th mmrs (idek it's 12:20am)

  • @LunaDelTuna
    @LunaDelTuna 7 років тому

    That saw trailer was the best thing I've ever seen. It was so akrit.

  • @AngelicasDelight
    @AngelicasDelight 7 років тому +1

    I love how they call each other baby 😂😂💕

  • @moniimagine
    @moniimagine 7 років тому +449

    WHAT DID THE LIBRARIAN SAY TO THE CHILDREN?
    Read more

  • @makaelabradbury3323
    @makaelabradbury3323 7 років тому +4

    Early squad where u at

  • @meganolsen3575
    @meganolsen3575 7 років тому

    No joke, I watched this last night. Next day I wake up with a cold sore! I've NEVER had one before. Damn it Zane!!!!! 😂😂😂

  • @callmec897
    @callmec897 7 років тому

    OMFG the way Heath says "agitated" lolollolol

  • @cheppapo5393
    @cheppapo5393 7 років тому +10

    NOTIFICATION SQUAD WERE YALL AT????

  • @jules4295
    @jules4295 7 років тому +86

    are zane and heith actually dating????

  • @nikkikoh4322
    @nikkikoh4322 7 років тому +1

    .2 seconds into the trailer:
    David: ehehe

  • @yoonmin7911
    @yoonmin7911 6 років тому +1

    I love how they call each other baby it’s so cute 😭

  • @ar.rodriguez7646
    @ar.rodriguez7646 7 років тому +8

    Who's from snnnaaaaappppchaaaaattt

  • @fatimaperez6432
    @fatimaperez6432 7 років тому

    I LOVE THAT SONG IN THE END

  • @sage0cotton818
    @sage0cotton818 7 років тому

    A bunch of y'alls vlogs been havin a bunch of Fall Out Boy......do I need to grab ya some eyeliner too b ?

  • @pmp1340
    @pmp1340 7 років тому

    The fact that the car they were talking about in tumblr time is in better condition than Erin's car is so fûcking funny to me😂😂😂 I can't be the only one who thought about that

  • @jalanmarrast3636
    @jalanmarrast3636 7 років тому

    I've been asking for the past few vlogs thank lord for this

  • @fabichickbocadilla
    @fabichickbocadilla 7 років тому

    Tumblr TIMEEE BISHHHH!! 😱😱😱😱😍😍😍😍😍😍
    I been waiting forever!!!!

  • @Mike-kh3kd
    @Mike-kh3kd 7 років тому +2

    You don't even understand how much I love tumblr time

  • @juanitajimenez2604
    @juanitajimenez2604 7 років тому

    Zane deadass looks like Michael Scott from the Office with the cold sore and bandaid💀😂

  • @MJMBx3
    @MJMBx3 7 років тому

    zane is honestly me looking at memes lmao

  • @lolarosemusicofficial
    @lolarosemusicofficial 7 років тому

    Don't worry I get cold sites all the damn time. I'm 13 so it can't be heroes. Love you Zane keep doing what your doing man!

  • @dahliaisaflower
    @dahliaisaflower 7 років тому

    David's Vlogs the movie..... RedTube needs to get on that.

  • @katheryn3138
    @katheryn3138 7 років тому +2

    The Saw trailer had me rolling 😂😂😂😂