Tory MP defects to the Labour Party!
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- Опубліковано 8 тра 2024
- As Natalie Elphicke is the latest Tory MP to defect, our top correspondent Jonathan Goodenough has more...
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Every day I’m more and more gutted we didn’t vote for chaos with Ed Miliband all those years ago 😢
If only he never ate that bacon sandwich.
@@TheTwinnThat bacon sandwich was a turning point in history.
Okay not as pivotal as the sandwich that lead to Franz Ferdinand's assassination.
But at least this sandwich got eaten.....
You mean David, right?
Some of us did vote for him and some of us didn’t give a fuck about the sandwich.
Ed Milliband. The second best PM we never had. After JC and John Smith, oh and Tony Benn. 😂
Starmer's only mistake with allowing her to join was not then immediately removing the whip.
I thought she wasn't going to stand in the next election? Isn't that basically the same?
@@Fawkes42No it's not.
@@PurityVendettaOk. I don't know much about UK party politics, how's it different?
She's only a member until the General when she steps aside, until then her only input is as a researcher on housing, she's barred from inputting into any actual policy areas. This is only a story for a day or two, or until either the next sleaze scandal or defection, whichever comes first. I'm betting on sleaze, the party of Baxter Basics' default operational position.
@@darthwiiziusso it's pointless to accept her
Brilliant question at the end there. Might it because Russell Brand is not the messiah. He's a very naughty boy.
Myeeeahhh ..... [in an unmistakeable whiney pseudo-Estuary-English Norf London falsetto:] Sneery sneaky Nay-sayers. Read my booky-wooky yet, Mr Dis-Paraging? Thought not. It's called the Wible-Bible.
@@mikerodent3164
And patronising twat to boot. I wouldn't mind booting him a bit. 😂
I don't think Labour should accept her in, she brings nothing but shame, and is clearly in it just for benefits.
She fits right inside keir starmer's colostomy bag as mandy pushes c wakefield to make room for her.
Still plenty of room for cruella, jrm, patel and even liz truss.
She's not standing at the General mate, until then all she's be given is a little job researching housing. She has no input on actual policy. The politics behind this is purely to tell waivering Tory voters that Labour are not scary for them, Tory voters live in fear.
@@darthwiiziusexcuse making. There's no reason to accept her
What "benefits"? She's already an MP and gets all the "benefits" associated with that. She's also said - and I've no reason to doubt her - that she won't stand at the next election.
@@darthwiizius "The politics behind this is purely to tell waivering Tory voters that Labour are not scary for them" It is telling everyone else that we let crazy bigoted people into our party.
I love “ next up”. It always breaks me.
Liz Truss the one time Lib dem republican...
*THE RUSSEL BRAND* observation is astonishingly accurate...!!!
You could say it's ON BRAND...
@@KernelLeak It is - he is 100% going to start a cult.
@@piccalillipit9211 I guess the only weirder thing that could happen would be someone else starting The Church Ov Russell Brand before he does...
@@iaincochrane8741 - He is a habitual addict and narcissist.
There's a webcomic that has a Church of Russel Brand in it. It's called Space Travel 4 Dummies.
Even the mere notion of Jacob Rees-Smaug defecting to the Labour Party cracked me up! 😂 The Walter the Softy caricature, who is the very stereotypical archetype of what a Tory is or could be, wandering into the Labour Party like a lost boy! 😍
He would probably think it was an apt time to try a bit of Bolshevism (which it wouldn't be). It is too big of a leap for him.
I like to think of Natalie Elphicke as a "prisoner of war".
You do have a point.
Matt- beautifully observed as always. Thanks...as always.
My pleasure!
More interested in retaining power than helping her constituents.
That’s a horrific slur, on rats.
This may be the most astute comment on Labour-under-Starmer I've ever heard - it says it all.
I love Jonathan Goodenough so much. I live for the day that he's the only news correspondent anywhere ❤
Ps saw your cameo on a show (was it Life On Mars?) and I was up out of my chair yelling, "Yayyyy! Jonathan" Which was a bit risky as I'm a wheelchair user 😅😂❤
Russell Brand won't stop at being the head of a church, he'll go all the way and declare himself a god!
Vote Labour, get Tory.
So when we think we have only two main parties worth voting for, we find out they’re all the same people
I am scared to watch this 🫣 I might die laughing 😱🤣😂
Killer last line 😎
That pic of them looks look Keir asking a dog for his paw and then petting it 🥴
Whenever I hear a correspondent being introduced on TV news now I instantly think of Matt’s videos. “… and rats leaving a sinking ship correspondent…” pure gold Matt 😂🤣😂🤣
That Netflix comment hit a nerve with me, as the vast 'Continue watching' graveyard on my Netflix account can ably attest!
There’s Going to Be A lot More Crossings This Year 😂
Pure Genius. My only mistake was watching this with sore ribs, while drinking milk! OK, you hit the absolute, Cosmic-level GIFT of this era in Western politics, and the “are these guys even REAL?” cast of Characters. . .AND you’re still a Genius. Bravo!👊🎯👏🤝
Most politicians will do anything to stay in power. Trustworthy or what?
Elphicke is ERG, the lowest of the low of Brexiteers.
Can they even spell Braxit?
Sorry
Breakfast.
I mean
Break out.
Errr.....
@@chriswood7794😂
I see you're getting ready for a new government.. glad to see the satire being equally distributed 🤣🤣🤣 "their default position.." 🤣
Just waiting for Rosie Holt the MP for Edinburgh Fringe to cross the floor
1:13 Very true and I say this as someone who is definitely not happy 🤣🤣
HOw long before R Brand declares himself head of a church? Next week? Anyway, thank you for this: hilarious and spot on, as usual.
This is so spot on 🤣😂🥳
Just bang on as normal! Thanks Matt 🙏😂❤️
Looks like she is deserting a sinking ship to me
"Jacob Rees-Mogg joining Labour" - Don't give Starmer any ideas. He's turned Labour into a David Cameron tribute act enough as it is.
Meanwhile, back down on planet Earth...........................he's turn it back into an election winning outfit. The first fact of life in democratic politics is the election - specifically the winning of them, without which you can do nothing.
This is where Johnson's incredible knowledge of the classics once again wins the day for the Tories as the Spartan soldiers rush out of the wooden horse under the cover of darkness.
wooden jack ass more like
so everyone is welcome at the Labour party ...except for Mr Corbyn or Dianne Abbot.WTAF starmer?
Starmer & Co have actually alienated a couple hundred thousand members and purged a lot more political personnel(even mildly left people like Jamie Driscoll) than just Abbott and Corbyn and have done so with the tacit approval of the media. If Corbyn (who faced actual rebellion from his right wing… see chicken coup) had done anything even remotely similar the media would have painted him as the second coming of Stalin
"Anyone is welcome in our party! So long as you're actually left-wing. I mean come on, what do we look like, the Labour par-.......ah."
Matt is the best - wonder if we see the Star Wars Sith Lord defect to Labour this week or next?
I heard Sheev Palpatine is in talks to join the rebellion to advise them on secret base building, which is something he is very passionate about.
@@JK-pe6ft The member for Peterborough North and Lavafields, Sauron is considering his options
Shes certainly done f..k all for Dover!!
Well. She provided the white cliffs of Dover used by the Brexeteers to jump off, didn’t she? Without a parachute and shouting: “Sovereighnityyyyy” before crashing into the sea, asking themselves whether they should have taken an aeroplane instead to jump from…
From National Conservatives to National Socialists!!! ........ 😳
"And that was just with Labour"
Nicely done sneaking that one up to us.
Brilliant stuff , when you then went on to say Brand had been baptised I then expected you to say he had then been circumcised too
Elphicke, and her stance on hungry children, should fit right in with Sir Kid Starver's Labour.
Watching this mae me very angry - but that is my default position, so, thumbs up, I guess! 😀
Ha ha! Brilliant!
Love your videos. Thank you. xx
Thank you!
And Kia Starmer Is a conservative In everything he does Welcoming fellow conservatives Party members is no different and you won't get No different than what you've already gothought from The Labour Party As a Tory party Just colour change Vote green and change everything...
No, let's vote for the Same Shit - Slightly Different Flavour Party. I'm sure they'll make Brexit work.
As a lefty I am really not happy. Both generally and specifically.
Excellent as always ❤️
Thank you! Cheers!
I know this is stand up, but wtf does Labour think it's gaining by this? It can't currently use more seats, I doubt if it can use Elphicke, it certainly can't use the broad (and correct) hostilty. A mystery to me.
I love the fact that Tories think she was good enough for them but not good enough for Labour (although, she isn't 😂).
🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣
tory deadwood.
Labour & tories, two cheeks of the same arse.🤡
With Tice between the two.
Jonathon back to his best- incisive, perceptive- he's none of these - a definite shoo in for the Sunday morning political show (replacing LK) -as to the MP crossing the floor, if it had been a TV drama I would have said it was far fetched !
Aren't the establishment clever. Just keep on voting for it. Got to keep them in their castles, statley homes and mansions, you know. That ain't cheep.
Speaking as someone firmly left-wing, the comment about the left always being angry got me. 🤣
Excellent 👍
What's that about Russell Brand?
That's certainly their default position 😂
"Film made for netflix"?
But outlaw king was made for netflix, and it's brilliant...
I mean several good films have been made for Netflix. But LOTS of not good ones have…
@@MattGreenComedy i know. I'm sorry. I just really like outlaw king and I'm just trying to advertise it whenever i can.
Great content as always Matt.
😂👍yes it is all a bit crazy!😮
Not to forget but the one who made possibly a great big praise in the christian religion was at one point actively persecuting the very Christians that he joined. He did change his name though.
Legendarily Funny. JRM to go to Liverpool for the '24 Labour conference in Liverpool. Hilarity ensues.
Nice commentary on Netflix movies.
"Not another one!"
Tories have no brand loyalty
I actually enjoyed Old Guard
A tory leaves a tory party to join another tory party
Russell Brand, the new Charles Manson
No . Brand is a dopey hippy type but not really into murder
Might as well hire Rose West for a spot of baby-sitting, or Dennis Nilsen for head chef.
Default position 😂
Great video and strangely very true…
Where’s the satire this time?
Unfortunately that church is Westboro Baptist...
Sunak Will challenge starmer for the leadership of the labour party.
Lol
👍👍👍❤
WHich film was it Matt? Was it Rebel Moon?
It was all of them
What would a Russell Brand/Ricky Gervais hybrid look like? Anyone brave enough to think about it?
"That's certainly their default position". Matt, you have no right to be able to catch, pin, eviscerate, and taxiderm a whole wing of the political spectrum in one single sentence! 😁 😂
Why would they accept that Elephant woman? Why? That's actually put me off voting Labour, although I probably still will because I don't want to boost the Tories and that's the only viable alternative where I live, which has been a Tory safe seat for about four decades. Ugh.
Apparently it's a 5d chess move by Starmer
You're the best at political satire but Starmer's 'New Labour' have rendered my chuckle box unreachable 😔
Tory defects to Labour and feels RIGHT at home
And so the left bashing begins...
Where’s the comedy?
A leopard cannot change its spots,
Former "leader" Liz Truss did.