⚡The Chad God of CONAN & Cimmerians - CROM - Conan Book

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  • Опубліковано 22 сер 2024
  • By Crom! Who is Crom, the God of the Cimmerians? #conan #crom #fantasy #book #books

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  • @Fingdiabolical
    @Fingdiabolical 5 місяців тому +94

    Conan: "Then the hell with you!"
    Crom: *prayers answered*

    • @spooneater9001
      @spooneater9001 Місяць тому +3

      I was just thinking about that. It feels like Conan was scamming Crom into giving him a blessing.

    • @deimisconcepcionortiz6743
      @deimisconcepcionortiz6743 Місяць тому +4

      That's correct....a cimerian oath it's not something soft...so..grant me revenge ...and if you don't listen...the hell with you ...

  • @douglashenry4006
    @douglashenry4006 Рік тому +187

    BY CROM, not Chrome 😒

    • @lordzaboem
      @lordzaboem 9 місяців тому +2

      Now this is curious. James and Arnold pronounced Crom with a short o like in "gong" but here we hear a long o like in "bone." Howard himself gave us no indication how it should be pronounced, much like how some fans read Cimmeria as "Simmeria" and some read it as "Chimmeria" or "Kimmeria."

    • @torreydunn7034
      @torreydunn7034 7 місяців тому +4

      thank you that was cringe as f

    • @shigglezz684
      @shigglezz684 7 місяців тому +4

      He says it right once like half way thru. Weird

    • @SomewhatBaffled
      @SomewhatBaffled 5 місяців тому +2

      Glad I'm not alone.

    • @Firehorse40
      @Firehorse40 Місяць тому

      James? Did you mean Jason?

  • @purplefidelity5162
    @purplefidelity5162 9 місяців тому +82

    While Conans prayer that he gives to Crom in the movie might go against the established lore and mythology thats been established in the books and comics, I think it makes sense why Crom would at least not find Conan weak for it. This is a man who would either have his revenge or curse his own gods name if it was not granted. Conan would battle to his last breath regardless of his gods feelings. It reads more as "help me out or don't. I'd appreciate your blessing for this battle, but if not then fuck you." The only prayer that I could see a god as cruel and proud as Crom respecting.

    • @hermanwilliams8649
      @hermanwilliams8649 7 місяців тому +4

      😂😂😂😂 🥇 comment bro

    • @wishbone346
      @wishbone346 6 місяців тому +9

      Exactly. I think Crom would respect and possibly even answer a prayer done in this way. You're basically standing up to him, a god. It doesn't get much braver than that.

  • @OgamiItto-g6z
    @OgamiItto-g6z 3 місяці тому +51

    Crom! I have never prayed to you before. I have no tongue for it. No one, not even you, will remember if we were good men or bad. Why we fought, or why we died. All that matters is that today, two stood against many. That's what's important! Valor pleases you, Crom; so grant me one request. Grant me revenge! And if you do not listen, then to hell with you!

    • @anthonylewis1980
      @anthonylewis1980 24 дні тому

      Civilization, ancinet and wicked .....have you ever seen this before?

  • @mariuscatalin5982
    @mariuscatalin5982 Рік тому +55

    honestly ,a healthy body its all a man should demand,you can make everyhing you want with a healthy body

  • @solalabell9674
    @solalabell9674 Рік тому +68

    Ngl I love how unabashedly balls to the wall everything in Conan is

  • @deryaergul8261
    @deryaergul8261 2 місяці тому +9

    Crom is a god who distributes grace to people for power and directs them to be powerful, instead of making them dependent on him. Sometimes the best way to make someone strong is to give them independence and encourage them to stand on their own two feet. Conan is the best example of this.

  • @gabrielcanejo187
    @gabrielcanejo187 7 місяців тому +17

    Honestly, wouldn't even call him cruel given how he is and his actions compared to the Vast Majority of Gods in... Everything and Anywhere.

  • @jasonsantos3037
    @jasonsantos3037 Рік тому +96

    Canon: If you don't listen to hell with
    you
    CROM: 🤣🏔

  • @Dillpickle1997
    @Dillpickle1997 2 місяці тому +7

    Conan: If you don't listen, then to Hell with you!
    Crom: Oh? Ohhhhh I like this one!

  • @Vidacaangel1318
    @Vidacaangel1318 Рік тому +12

    Crommm gets my daily prayer

  • @som1980
    @som1980 Місяць тому +2

    Crom is a god I could believe in

  • @daleludtke7803
    @daleludtke7803 Місяць тому +2

    The mindset of Cimmerians when it comes to praying to Crom is simple.
    "He gave us the strength to slay and survive at birth. Who are we to question him by asking for more?"

    • @Jamhael1
      @Jamhael1 Місяць тому +1

      "You pray to the gods? That's gay, dude..."

  • @chrisseymour2848
    @chrisseymour2848 Рік тому +15

    sounds like AI voice is struggling to pronounce Crom.

    • @EsperanceSystems
      @EsperanceSystems  Рік тому +1

      It was, I mended it in the long format video about the Cimmerians :)

  • @SouthernShodan
    @SouthernShodan 8 місяців тому +3

    "By the power of Google! I have the power!!!"
    Oh, Crom. Gotcha.

  • @nothosaur
    @nothosaur 3 місяці тому +4

    Wrong. Chrome is a hard, shiny metal that is an alloy of chromium, used on hubcaps, motocycle exhaust pipes and furnishings.

  • @joeyjojoshabadoo889
    @joeyjojoshabadoo889 Рік тому +14

    If you aren't too spend the time to find all the images and make all the edits, why can't you spend 10 seconds finding out how to properly pronounce the name of the subject of the video?

    • @Thewolverine0865
      @Thewolverine0865 6 місяців тому

      It's probably AI. But yeah, it's annoying.

  • @ricardorios492
    @ricardorios492 10 місяців тому +3

    Sword and sorcery and heavy metal YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

  • @tc-channelhobby4051
    @tc-channelhobby4051 Місяць тому +1

    Sounds like Harlan Ellison and I LOVE IT.

  • @tomflynn2912
    @tomflynn2912 Рік тому +11

    CROM not chrome!!

    • @EsperanceSystems
      @EsperanceSystems  Рік тому

      We made sure to get the names correctly in the previous video :)

  • @killeryhiltons8499
    @killeryhiltons8499 9 місяців тому +1

    I love Conan the barbarian

  • @kingoftheworld22
    @kingoftheworld22 7 місяців тому +3

    prayer is a sign of weakness because your getting on your knees asking someone else. crom reminds me of me 😂

    • @Jamhael1
      @Jamhael1 Місяць тому

      Chicago style service...

  • @skullninjaraptor
    @skullninjaraptor Місяць тому

    My Shepherd's name is Crom. He's a good boy.

  • @codelicious6590
    @codelicious6590 2 місяці тому

    Crom, (KRAHM) Dark lord of the Mound gives a man life and will, what he chooses to do with them is up to him. Luckily, Conan got the frickin "wil bucket" dumped out on him!

  • @joshuagraham967
    @joshuagraham967 Місяць тому

    Before there was Khorne, there was Crom.....

  • @robthevampireslayer3211
    @robthevampireslayer3211 2 місяці тому +1

    Don't waste your prayers on Crom it is better to venerate your ancestors.

  • @alpheuswoodley8435
    @alpheuswoodley8435 Місяць тому

    Crom is on Grindr tho 🤷‍♂️

  • @RecoveringReporter
    @RecoveringReporter Місяць тому

    Yeah Crom is with a short o, like dog or octopus, not long o like chrome.

  • @blja
    @blja Місяць тому

    Conan the barbarian is one of the best books and comics I have ever read

  • @wolffire5421
    @wolffire5421 11 місяців тому +2

    Okay honestly after hearing this I just realized how much Crom basically how I picture god.

  • @TeutonGuy
    @TeutonGuy 4 місяці тому +1

    What use is it to call upon Crom? He is a loveless god, best not to call his attention to you for Crom will send you dooms.

    • @phoenix_waffles2122
      @phoenix_waffles2122 3 місяці тому +1

      You pray to Crom for courage. While he may be pissed and grumpy, he will send courage to mighty warriors

  • @zebman74
    @zebman74 7 місяців тому

    Hey UA-cam! Give me more of this cool shit on my feed!

  • @tomrockroads2123
    @tomrockroads2123 8 місяців тому

    Bless carry Olson I was only 1 hour rdy born on tha battlefield

  • @whiteeye3453
    @whiteeye3453 3 місяці тому

    So a god the knows humans inner strength is more powerful than power of diety

  • @darkranger116
    @darkranger116 Рік тому +8

    Is this a tts? cause its not chrome, lolol

    • @lordzaboem
      @lordzaboem 9 місяців тому

      I cannot find anywhere that Robert E Howard wrote how to pronounce Crom.

  • @souskai
    @souskai 11 місяців тому +1

    Crom the belief that man is god and that man is no God. The thin edge of belief and no belief. 😮

  • @user-bo5kf8oq7m
    @user-bo5kf8oq7m Місяць тому

    I love Conan and I'm not trying to get into war with AI but it's Crom not Chrome this ain't a Trace Adkins song or a road warriors movie

  • @nicklewandowski3877
    @nicklewandowski3877 Місяць тому

    Crom....

  • @helloidharbl6753
    @helloidharbl6753 Місяць тому

    The god Chrome? Is that Google's new thing?

  • @dfly27485
    @dfly27485 9 місяців тому

    Yes, but what is the riddle of steel?

  • @mountainman.4478
    @mountainman.4478 Місяць тому

    IT CROM NOT CHROME!

  • @jhall229
    @jhall229 4 місяці тому +1

    You fucked up the pronunciation. Credibility lost

  • @Mithradates_of_Los_Angeles
    @Mithradates_of_Los_Angeles 23 години тому

    👍🏻By Crom! This i type of religion or spiritual system, ide fit right in with cimmerians. But hey, I am related irl to ancient scythians, cimmerians, Alan's so I guess it not to much of a stretch.

  • @ready1fire1aim1
    @ready1fire1aim1 Рік тому +6

    Just like Yahweh from Genesis 2 onward...

  • @JoeEnglandShow
    @JoeEnglandShow Місяць тому

    Ugh. AI art always puts me off shorts like these.

  • @benparrish672
    @benparrish672 Рік тому +5

    The Norseman Caelan Erikson defeats Conan the Cimmerian 8/10 times

  • @janmajer4662
    @janmajer4662 Рік тому +1

    Not much different from whatever God that we have now

  • @wilclielr
    @wilclielr 9 місяців тому

    Little boy learn proper pronunciation

    • @lordzaboem
      @lordzaboem 9 місяців тому +1

      Since Howard himself gave no indication of how to pronounce this name, please educate us savages. How should it be pronounced and where is your research.

  • @SuperZekethefreak
    @SuperZekethefreak Рік тому +2

    Crom is an old name for Cronos. So the Cimmerians venerated Saturn aka Shiva.

    • @yaboiglob7209
      @yaboiglob7209 Рік тому +1

      crom will cast you from Valhalla and laugh

    • @KGdorah1964
      @KGdorah1964 Рік тому +2

      @@yaboiglob7209 Crom isn’t associated with Valhalla that’s from the movies.
      In the original books the Frost Giant Ymir is the god who reigns in Valhalla and his worshipers the Nordheimer battle so that they could one day join him in his hall.

  • @edgebringr3494
    @edgebringr3494 Місяць тому

    Why would you call Crom a chad???? That’s like the furthest thing from Crom. People would sacrifice babies in his name.