10 Disturbing Folklore Creatures from Around the World

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  • @LazyMasquerade
    @LazyMasquerade  7 років тому +1443

    The doll in the Kuri story was made by Jeremi Rimel. He makes a bunch of awesome little monsters. Check out his other creations here: autopsybabies.bigcartel.com/products
    His blog here: miscreationtoys.blogspot.co.uk/

    • @erikarratia4951
      @erikarratia4951 7 років тому +12

      Dear Lazy Masquerade , Can you please find some Kelpie stories? They sound very ominous and good for story material.

    • @iampubby9380
      @iampubby9380 7 років тому +5

      Lazy Masquerade u said nine but it says ten

    • @jesslouisepatterson4146
      @jesslouisepatterson4146 7 років тому +11

      Lucifer'sLeftTesticle HangsALittleLower oi if you don't like it please go away there no need to be so rude to him he's doing his best get over it

    • @Chainsawman1020
      @Chainsawman1020 7 років тому +3

      Lazy Masquerade could you read bad and boujee

    • @elfo2962
      @elfo2962 7 років тому +1

      Lazy Masquerade hey what music in the back round

  • @AuntieGhoul
    @AuntieGhoul 4 роки тому +1682

    As a native of Hawai’i, you have a piece of of the Nightmarcher lore.
    The torches are a warning.
    If you see the flames approaching, you’re supposed to kneel off the trail and press your forehead to the ground. You cannot raise your head until the sound of the drums are gone completely.

    • @videochannel5707
      @videochannel5707 4 роки тому +67

      if you see this, pls let me know, what happens if you don't kneel off the trail or get up when Drums is playing? You'll die? its pretty normal that you'll die or get in hell, lol

    • @Ciara1594
      @Ciara1594 4 роки тому +65

      I heard that if you see the Night Marchers (instead of looking down and away) you will die soon and join the Marchers.

    • @AuntieGhoul
      @AuntieGhoul 4 роки тому +85

      Kathleen Marr Stories always have variations to them. You won’t join them but enslaved to them or wander as a lost soul.

    • @cookeymonster83
      @cookeymonster83 4 роки тому +29

      Except not a single person's death has ever been linked to them so there is obviously no comeback.

    • @otterwithagun1982
      @otterwithagun1982 4 роки тому +46

      Hapa here. My uncle said he saw the torches and looked away. To this day, he swears what he saw and heard.

  • @ghostfacegirl180
    @ghostfacegirl180 4 роки тому +5060

    Note to self: if attacked by a Skinwalker scream "I'm going to kill you" so the next victim has a warning

    • @somersault1123
      @somersault1123 4 роки тому +402

      What if its next victim is someone who never backs down from a challenge?

    • @thehopelesspragmatic6701
      @thehopelesspragmatic6701 4 роки тому +341

      Note to self: if attacked by a skinwalker, say "Hey buddy, you dropped your wallet", so next victim won't die like a pussy running from me.

    • @decent2613
      @decent2613 4 роки тому +476

      Note to self: If attacked a by skinwalker scream out my social security number so whoever is attacked can run away and start a new life with my identity in Honduras

    • @capyboi-776
      @capyboi-776 4 роки тому +164

      I would scream: "Hi. I'm a wendigo... RUUUUUUNN!"

    • @patriciaroysdon9540
      @patriciaroysdon9540 4 роки тому +225

      Scream, "I'm here to audit your taxes!"

  • @borgCube100
    @borgCube100 5 років тому +4871

    Half of these are warnings to keep people safe. Back in the days when it was harder to be rescued.
    Don’t sail at night.
    Don’t touch strange horses.
    Don’t go out at night if you’re a child.
    Be very wary and extra careful in the moors.
    Cannibalism is bad.
    If you hear knocking in a cave, run.
    Be careful who’s approaching you on a beach at night.
    Think before you run off into a forest to help someone.

    • @satan1663
      @satan1663 5 років тому +299

      and most importantly, Don't.... LOOK BEHIND YOU!!!

    • @kristynadostalova4359
      @kristynadostalova4359 5 років тому +204

      In our country, we have "Vodník", a lake man, who drowns people. Maybe it was created that the children would be cautious around water.
      Also "polednice", the noon hag is killing children who are outside during the noon. The same reason maybe?

    • @kianaalexis5004
      @kianaalexis5004 5 років тому +11

      That’s no fun though

    • @kianaalexis5004
      @kianaalexis5004 5 років тому +3

      Sa Tan unless something is in a very strange and hilarious position on my pillow I think I’m okay

    • @pikabiga
      @pikabiga 5 років тому +45

      Cannibalism is bad. I love that one

  • @LiOw-Wing
    @LiOw-Wing 4 роки тому +2392

    “She begs for their forgiveness then drowns them” I- that’s not really how you get forgiveness but whatever I guess

    • @billyreynoldsjr2229
      @billyreynoldsjr2229 4 роки тому +93

      It's easier to ask forgiveness than to ask permission?

    • @icantbelieveyouvedonethis1813
      @icantbelieveyouvedonethis1813 4 роки тому +83

      @@billyreynoldsjr2229 "Can I drown you?"

    • @Wolffiegirl
      @Wolffiegirl 4 роки тому +70

      'Thats what forgiveness sounds like, screaming then silence.'

    • @icantbelieveyouvedonethis1813
      @icantbelieveyouvedonethis1813 4 роки тому +17

      @@Wolffiegirl I mean- you're not wrong. That's just because they're dead. They can't scream anymore.

    • @peiikos
      @peiikos 4 роки тому +19

      Remember that cartoon, llamas with/in hats? Remember the second episode? “That’s what forgiveness sounds like, screaming then silence”

  • @BullCor3
    @BullCor3 5 років тому +8022

    "Skinwalkers can repeat only the last phrase that their victim screamed before they died."
    Skinwalker: Choke me daddy

    • @AnimeVampire234
      @AnimeVampire234 5 років тому +298

      lol doubt that's the last thing you'd say while you're being gutted xD probably be screaming

    • @1Luhreezy
      @1Luhreezy 5 років тому +798

      Skinwalker: Gut me daddy

    • @pikacutie7659
      @pikacutie7659 5 років тому +57

      Lol sameee

    • @jonhbaye6198
      @jonhbaye6198 5 років тому +427

      skinwalker:BRING IT ON MOTHERFUCKER
      COME ON!!

    • @kingjayuan2774
      @kingjayuan2774 5 років тому +32

      BullCor3 😂

  • @B1rd_z
    @B1rd_z 5 років тому +2387

    How to scare away skinwalkers:
    -Don't be alone.
    -have a gun.
    And how to not encounter one:
    -don't go alone in a forest cuz that's stupid.

    • @TacDyne
      @TacDyne 4 роки тому +45

      Or just eat some long pork and join them.

    • @jaggedstar1537
      @jaggedstar1537 4 роки тому +58

      Basically be American

    • @allvibesgoodvibes
      @allvibesgoodvibes 4 роки тому +15

      Me, walking my dog in the forest: 0.o

    • @djinthehouseellis3681
      @djinthehouseellis3681 4 роки тому +23

      And if you here something, just call the cops they aren't going to be mad at you if you thought there was an emergency. As i have heard and want to say, you are responsible for yourself first then others second.

    • @tahmaso8648
      @tahmaso8648 4 роки тому +28

      just draw a circle in the dirt and make sure you are not wearing a sombrero upside down

  • @ggasasu
    @ggasasu 5 років тому +1336

    The Kuri sounds like what would happen if Depression and PTSD was in folklore

    • @cosmicquetzal220
      @cosmicquetzal220 5 років тому +33

      Also sounds very similar to accounts of demonic possession.

    • @isis5169
      @isis5169 5 років тому +15

      or sleep paralysis

    • @olddoggeleventy2718
      @olddoggeleventy2718 5 років тому +25

      Sounds like my ex-wife, actually.

    • @TTFerdinand
      @TTFerdinand 5 років тому +10

      Strange facts: in Estonian language the word "kuri", depending on context, might mean upset, bad, wicked or plain evil. The word "vanakuri" (old evil) translates as The Devil.

    • @olddoggeleventy2718
      @olddoggeleventy2718 5 років тому +5

      TTFerdinand + Yep. That's the ex alright...lol

  • @d4rknite862
    @d4rknite862 4 роки тому +355

    Imagine you and your mates go out camping, you go get firewood and when you come back theres a dog eating your food, so your group shouts at him and the bastard stand up on 2 legs and sprints out of there

    • @teen_0.edits1
      @teen_0.edits1 3 роки тому +29

      And this my dudes is why I don't go camping

    • @mebii3830
      @mebii3830 3 роки тому +7

      I wouldn't worry, since I am American and always carry a gun on me :D

  • @arisenleaf
    @arisenleaf 4 роки тому +835

    “Skinwalkers repeat the last words of their victims”
    Skinwalker: *I’ll beat your skinny ass up*

  • @QuackyTheDuck7
    @QuackyTheDuck7 7 років тому +674

    The list:
    10. Wendigos 0:14
    9. The Kuri 2:32
    8. La Llorona 4:42
    7. Sadako 6:17
    6. Tommyknockers 8:44
    5. Strigoi 11:35
    4. The Kelpie 15:13
    3. Nightmarchers 18:39
    2. Draugen 20:00
    1. Skinwalkers 21:57

  • @NostalgicCaleb
    @NostalgicCaleb 5 років тому +2008

    La Llorona: *apologizes*
    La Llorona: *drowns child*

    • @ghuttsmckenzie4269
      @ghuttsmckenzie4269 5 років тому +83

      Better to ask for forgiveness than permission...

    • @kingm4469
      @kingm4469 5 років тому +5

      Ghutts McKenzie lol I like that, I like that a lot

    • @mr.intruder1536
      @mr.intruder1536 5 років тому +67

      Me: *encounters a skinwalker*
      Also me: hey if you hear this message I'm probably gonna die because there's a skinwalker so stay away ok?
      Skinwalker: *visible frustration*

    • @biggiefish8223
      @biggiefish8223 5 років тому +22

      Child: Am I a joke to you ?

    • @Catastropheex1
      @Catastropheex1 5 років тому +5

      Ghost Busters: no u

  • @magicaltalks7889
    @magicaltalks7889 4 роки тому +1438

    Skin walker: “I’m in the ghettooo, RA TA TA TAA”

    • @youwasattheclub4104
      @youwasattheclub4104 4 роки тому +14

      Aww no

    • @weepyllama
      @weepyllama 4 роки тому +12

      RATATATAAAA

    • @AndrewHLewis
      @AndrewHLewis 4 роки тому +7

      You can shot 'em, stab them or try to beat them, Still won't die, they are hard to get, but they can get you😇✌️😎

    • @paulamiroysarkar4407
      @paulamiroysarkar4407 4 роки тому +7

      I'm deceased 💀💀💀

    • @AndrewHLewis
      @AndrewHLewis 4 роки тому +3

      @@paulamiroysarkar4407 maybe, but they will dig you up, eat your fleash tell it's clean grind your bones for NDN magic, 😇🇺🇸✌️😎

  • @eccentricvillain
    @eccentricvillain 5 років тому +1971

    8:20
    "You can sense an unwanted presence in your house"
    Me: "that's just my brother"

    • @mollyh8683
      @mollyh8683 5 років тому +37

      I laughed harder than I should at this

    • @breannaimpson5180
      @breannaimpson5180 5 років тому +4

      Ashley Moore and sisters

    • @williamcolbert4860
      @williamcolbert4860 5 років тому +1

      Just a little chuckle

    • @madmouse1016
      @madmouse1016 5 років тому +12

      That's just my crippling depression

    • @lucas3918
      @lucas3918 5 років тому +5

      When you're mum comes into your room yelling; bringing on all the negative energy

  • @mjames7674
    @mjames7674 5 років тому +479

    "Your credit card will be charged $5 per minute of chat with the Sadako."

    • @supernibba9935
      @supernibba9935 5 років тому +4

      Nah 1000 yen

    • @PoppyPanda1115
      @PoppyPanda1115 5 років тому +86

      "Hello this is Sadako's Sexline. We'll be right with you~"
      Me: ...
      Me: ...
      Phone: *Click*
      Me: Hey, Baby~ what are you wearing?
      Sadako: SCREEEEEEEEEE *EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*
      Me: *ears bleeding* that's hot!

    • @theblackbaron4119
      @theblackbaron4119 5 років тому +20

      @@PoppyPanda1115 if that bitch comes through MY TV her ass is mine. She can try to crawl back in, but I'd unplug that thing as soon as she's through it.

    • @c.yr0623
      @c.yr0623 5 років тому +2

      The Black Baron i have a meme for that haha, lemme send you it

    • @theblackbaron4119
      @theblackbaron4119 5 років тому +1

      @@c.yr0623 Do you mean that one were she sits in his closest and he opens it with only a shirt on otherwise buckass naked?

  • @AntipaladinPedigri
    @AntipaladinPedigri 6 років тому +2779

    "Unmarried people are also said to become strigoi" Me *shrugging*: guess I'll undie

  • @dk-sky3820
    @dk-sky3820 4 роки тому +533

    Chances of becoming Strigoi:
    - Live a sinful life
    - Die unmarried
    Welp, see ya guys

    • @ionzm4612
      @ionzm4612 3 роки тому +28

      Ye,i am romanian,cant wait to become undead walking zombie

    • @fluffybum204
      @fluffybum204 3 роки тому +23

      Oof can we meet up at a like a mcdonalds after we both die i would like to know there is other damned souls that became a strigoi

    • @lexxie2494
      @lexxie2494 3 роки тому +6

      Yeah, we're in this together buddy!

    • @joseescobedo7899
      @joseescobedo7899 3 роки тому +4

      It's says if you unmarried doesn't state who tho so you can marry a homosexual and be fine

    • @929er13
      @929er13 3 роки тому +1

      lol, guess I'll become one

  • @alapalacasual
    @alapalacasual 7 років тому +719

    7:50 The only girl's number I've ever gotten.

  • @SpeedyWeedyYT
    @SpeedyWeedyYT 4 роки тому +1902

    *calls sadako*
    Me: ayyyy girl watchu wearing rn?
    Sadako: *creepy noise*
    Me: ah that’s hot.

  • @LazyMasquerade
    @LazyMasquerade  7 років тому +1639

    I know lots of you are fans of the true stories I make, but every now and then it’s fun for me to make something like this. Either way, I hope you all get a kick out of this video. Let me know what other creatures you would have included :)

    • @brendontaylor1173
      @brendontaylor1173 7 років тому +19

      Lazy Masquerade I love these folklore videos! Thanks for the content!

    • @terriblycharismaticduck2717
      @terriblycharismaticduck2717 7 років тому +13

      Lazy Masquerade But they could be true :0

    • @FrogBonez00
      @FrogBonez00 7 років тому +7

      Lazy Masquerade hi I'm stupid enough to watch your videos at night

    • @null3847
      @null3847 7 років тому +4

      Seems fair.

    • @CrypticcYT
      @CrypticcYT 7 років тому +15

      These kind of videos are great! I love learning about folklore from around the world.

  • @potsol317
    @potsol317 4 роки тому +955

    the kuri: "oi luv I'll right enjoy draggin that soul o urs to 'ell innit"

  • @ducklord8819
    @ducklord8819 5 років тому +1469

    The kuri: latches on to you and makes your life a living hell
    I feel like I've had the kuri since high school

  • @datsnotgood8898
    @datsnotgood8898 5 років тому +369

    well the strigoi hunters literally consumed human ashes technically making them cannibal, so now they’re doomed to be Wendigo 😂

  • @funguy398
    @funguy398 5 років тому +427

    If skinwalker scream the last thing the person said before death, it's a good idea scream:
    "shapeshifter! Luring monster! Run for your life!" before death.

  • @RealLilVodka
    @RealLilVodka 4 роки тому +330

    “Please forgive me for drowning you!”
    *Proceeds to drown you*

    • @sithlordhibiscus9936
      @sithlordhibiscus9936 3 роки тому +6

      Well, it is a Canadian folktale. You just missed the part where it says, "Please come to the edge of the lake. Do you mind jumping into my pouch? Of course, we can do this later if you like. Have a good day!" *drowns kid later who returns because of course it's rude not to return*

    • @Celesticle_
      @Celesticle_ 3 роки тому +1

      @@sithlordhibiscus9936 bruh they were talking about la llorona not something Canadian (no offense)

  • @VertigoCrime
    @VertigoCrime 5 років тому +718

    "Nothing good will come from calling her" *proceeds to tell us all the number*

    • @ekengessien5675
      @ekengessien5675 5 років тому +4

      VertigoCrime 😂😂😂

    • @AliceSpaxxx
      @AliceSpaxxx 5 років тому +36

      Called the number...nothing happend!

    • @AliceSpaxxx
      @AliceSpaxxx 5 років тому +44

      〈 Darkling 〉 yes....and the 7days are over...but yesterday some creepy shit happend to me, maybe my fault to go out at 3 at night to buy some cigarettes....shit! Now I hope that this has nothing to do with the call!

    • @cheekibreeki2electricbooga582
      @cheekibreeki2electricbooga582 5 років тому +5

      Alice Lilith Well damn, was that snipbit of the video enough?

    • @eertikrux666
      @eertikrux666 5 років тому +1

      Prank call

  • @olwenyappa8849
    @olwenyappa8849 4 роки тому +392

    The Kuri sounds a bit like a metaphor for grief or depression.

    • @TweakoTheSecond
      @TweakoTheSecond Рік тому +8

      Mmm, I mean maybe, but I don't think my depression has ever convinced me to wander to the middle of nowhere and whispered about how its gonna drag my soul to hell

    • @doublejacketjimmy391
      @doublejacketjimmy391 Рік тому

      More like schizophrenia.

  • @DustyBunBun
    @DustyBunBun 5 років тому +305

    "they can never have enough"
    me with double stuffed Oreos

  • @kyon-kyon-
    @kyon-kyon- 4 роки тому +744

    the kuri doesn’t have to make my life a living hell
    i alone am very capable of doing it myself

  • @LazyMasquerade
    @LazyMasquerade  7 років тому +1232

    25:32 Faw faw faw faw ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )

    • @ashleymarietube
      @ashleymarietube 7 років тому +31

      Lazy Masquerade seriously cracking up on that part lol

    • @error-fq4yl
      @error-fq4yl 7 років тому +6

      Lazy Masquerade ik lol xDD fowfowfow

    • @alapalacasual
      @alapalacasual 7 років тому +14

      Lazy Masquerade {} Strangely enough I'm laughing at 3:43. The face just looks so derpy.

    • @lonelynecromancer623
      @lonelynecromancer623 7 років тому +12

      That was really cute ^.^

    • @sarkasmos7636
      @sarkasmos7636 7 років тому +1

      pretty dank

  • @ks9759
    @ks9759 4 роки тому +709

    “If you die unmarried you will become a vampire witch”
    Me, gonna die unmarried: “I don’t really see any downside here.....? My presence already weakens my family’s will to live anyhow....”

    • @fressejetzt840
      @fressejetzt840 4 роки тому +15

      Haha funny girl on the internet haha

    • @fressejetzt840
      @fressejetzt840 4 роки тому +4

      @Alexander Innocent that's the point

    • @bw9115
      @bw9115 4 роки тому +3

      Marry me??? Because same

    • @blitzgr8512
      @blitzgr8512 4 роки тому +2

      If that in the picture is you then I have to say your a cutie if not then I still think you are a cutie even thou I don't know how you look your com shows how cute you are

    • @themrcrow2901
      @themrcrow2901 4 роки тому +1

      OOF

  • @burritobear4954
    @burritobear4954 4 роки тому +816

    When you’re tempted to prank call a Japanese spirit

    • @RedVelvet_EdgeMuffin
      @RedVelvet_EdgeMuffin 4 роки тому +49

      BurritoBear When the only things you have to lose is your mother and your own life and you already have ptsd. 😏
      Interesting.

    • @Zunez52
      @Zunez52 4 роки тому +19

      Red Velvet Edge Muffin nobody fuckin asked stop looking for attention Jesus fuck

    • @grassaf4354
      @grassaf4354 4 роки тому +36

      ScareCrow bro calm down they’re not hurting anyone

    • @Zunez52
      @Zunez52 4 роки тому +9

      Grass Af fishing for sympathy is the most pathetic thing on planet earth to me. Like fr it’s so annoying it does hurt my brain

    • @vrgirlfriend
      @vrgirlfriend 4 роки тому +30

      @@Zunez52 get therapy..

  • @kailex8314
    @kailex8314 4 роки тому +681

    If attacked by skinwalker say: "My name's Karen can I speak to your manager?"

    • @biscuitcat3324
      @biscuitcat3324 4 роки тому +32

      Oh God that's terrifying

    • @borisslavk01nolastname91
      @borisslavk01nolastname91 4 роки тому +14

      @@biscuitcat3324 no it will be horrifying

    • @lethalbacon510
      @lethalbacon510 4 роки тому +30

      Hi yes, Mr... Wendeegu? I'd like to speak your manager. I don't appreciate being eaten alive, it's very rude and disrespectful.

    • @g3mini_p3t3
      @g3mini_p3t3 4 роки тому +2

      🤣😂

    • @jakesmith6769
      @jakesmith6769 3 роки тому +22

      “What the fuck is that?”
      *Skinwalker approaches*
      “Hi my name is Karen can i speak to your manager please”
      “OH SHI-“

  • @reven0699
    @reven0699 5 років тому +575

    "it is even said just discussing it can lure the creature. Let's discuss."
    Me: "wut"

    • @weepyllama
      @weepyllama 4 роки тому +37

      Mans doesn't even give us a choice 👊😔

  • @TotosTales
    @TotosTales 5 років тому +206

    I have only ever heard of the knockers in a positive light - with people even throwing the crusts of their pasties to keep them friendly so they will warn them early!

  • @andreamerlehoward
    @andreamerlehoward 5 років тому +248

    When you spoke of the phone call and then hearing a shrill noise, all I could think of was a fax machine...

    • @TacDyne
      @TacDyne 4 роки тому

      Wait! Lemme get out the C64!

    • @brayancalderon4794
      @brayancalderon4794 4 роки тому

      I mean thats what u get when u remove the bread, cheese, mayo, tomato, and lettuce

    • @healerofthewaters6508
      @healerofthewaters6508 4 роки тому +5

      Sadako.exe has stopped working

  • @MrHalonoob117
    @MrHalonoob117 4 роки тому +243

    Skinwalker: Have you heard the tragedy of Darth Plageius the wise?

    • @kennylunacy
      @kennylunacy 4 роки тому +15

      It's a story the Jedi wouldn't tell.

    • @IrritatorProductions
      @IrritatorProductions 3 роки тому +8

      It's a Sith legend.

    • @arcticdino1650
      @arcticdino1650 3 роки тому +9

      Darth Plagueis was a dark lord of the the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the force to influence the midichlorians to create life...

    • @Rednova08
      @Rednova08 3 роки тому +1

      You're the sith lord!

    • @razorxyooj9703
      @razorxyooj9703 3 роки тому

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @funkskwid8837
    @funkskwid8837 5 років тому +747

    Skinwalker:YEET!
    victim: what?
    Skinwalker: oh that's what my last victim said right before i killed him--

    • @nastywolfent
      @nastywolfent 5 років тому +27

      Anarchy SquidZ my fucking soda is all over the place from this post

    • @solakathomas7257
      @solakathomas7257 4 роки тому +1

      😂😂

    • @anaaugare9758
      @anaaugare9758 4 роки тому +1

      544th century 44671gh hi u yiu yiu 7PM 8PM the new 78yjn. Bzdx zqaAaaA 66777

    • @jemadamson2715
      @jemadamson2715 4 роки тому +2

      Hah i can see a skit on the monotonous job of a skinwalker .

    • @Flyingsandwiches-nr1zc
      @Flyingsandwiches-nr1zc 4 роки тому +1

      @CockStirredMartini I agree 😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀

  • @crown_clown
    @crown_clown 5 років тому +1029

    Kuri: I will make your life a living hell!
    **half a year later**
    Me: I don't feel any different.
    Kuri: um... wha-..t?

  • @chrs-wltrs
    @chrs-wltrs 5 років тому +656

    Because what else should I listen to as I'm falling asleep?

    • @cheesybeans5304
      @cheesybeans5304 4 роки тому +2

      Probably kids, that picture says it all

    • @ambbbognov
      @ambbbognov 4 роки тому +1

      Me everytime 😂

    • @spookyspider2820
      @spookyspider2820 4 роки тому +1

      Christopher Walters creepy pastas true horror stories murder cases a lot

    • @RedVelvet_EdgeMuffin
      @RedVelvet_EdgeMuffin 4 роки тому +1

      Christopher Walters That’s literally me ALL the fuckin time. I swear. 😂

    • @somedude2133
      @somedude2133 4 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/xCcGiYuS4Xo/v-deo.html
      here ya go brother

  • @lordzaboem
    @lordzaboem 3 роки тому +32

    Wendigo (Canada) 0:23
    Kuri (England) 2:25
    La Llorona (Latin America) 4:53
    Sadoka (Japan) 6:24
    Tommyknockers (England, U.S.) 8:48
    Strigoi (Romania) 11:40
    Kelpie (Scotland, Ireland, Iceland) 15:15
    Nightmarchers (Hawaii) 18:40
    Draugen (Norway) 20:05
    Skinwalkers (U.S.) 22:02

  • @Lucas-yd6ki
    @Lucas-yd6ki 5 років тому +128

    I got to the bit about skinwalkers and then the guy was suddenly like "Oh if you see a dog or coyote get spooked and runaway on it's hind legs, then it's a skinwalker" and I freaked out for no apparent reason

  • @miramc2181
    @miramc2181 5 років тому +773

    Nobody:
    Subtitles: “A LEGEND OF THE CURRY.”

  • @lanenet9603
    @lanenet9603 4 роки тому +1443

    This entire comment section is just memes and jokes and honestly I’m proud

    • @DeidreL9
      @DeidreL9 4 роки тому +7

      Lane Net it’s cool isn’t it? I’m cracking up, and he sounds like Riff Raff from the Rocky Horror Show🤣

    • @aladdinarbab2164
      @aladdinarbab2164 4 роки тому +2

      Bro these are bs! Bruh I’m tried this crap nothing happened 😂! People need to understand that these are to u teach lessons and spread fear

    • @kuruptzi7149
      @kuruptzi7149 4 роки тому +8

      I think my favorite one of all of them was the "skinwalker:Choke me daddy" comment. I cracked up 😂😂

    • @willemroux321
      @willemroux321 4 роки тому +4

      @@aladdinarbab2164 did you just have a stroke? Was the dope too good? English much?😂😂😂😂

    • @leepboo9978
      @leepboo9978 3 роки тому

      Willem Roux is that a joke because I understood them perfectly

  • @TheWarriorVA
    @TheWarriorVA 4 роки тому +528

    Skinwalkers can only repeat the last phrase to their victims said.
    Skinwalker: Looming like a double wide suprise....mmmm...god damn~

  • @absolutechad9735
    @absolutechad9735 4 роки тому +240

    Okay, as an avid caver, having been on mapping trips deep into caves, I can say that tommyknockers are absolutely a thing. I’ve never seen one, but I have heard the knocking before. Caves are incredibly stable in terms of structure, because of the way the stone is eroded, even more so than man-made mines, so there’s no way that the knocking could be stone cracking under pressure. It clearly sounds like two rocks being repeatedly knocked together.

    • @user-yw8sr3uj1w
      @user-yw8sr3uj1w 4 роки тому +21

      "Stupid McDumbpants" uhhuh sure

    • @alansmith6376
      @alansmith6376 3 роки тому +40

      My father is a pretty prominent caver here in Arizona, he’s been taking my brothers and I underground since we were little. There are some chambers, were you will swear on a stack of Bibles somethings watching you. He never called them Tommyknockers, he merely referred to them as spirits. I agree good sir, they are 100% real.

    • @JilLeeBean82
      @JilLeeBean82 2 роки тому

      @@user-yw8sr3uj1w Dumb

    • @thewackycabbage461
      @thewackycabbage461 2 роки тому +1

      Eh, just stay out of effing caves.

  • @corellan22
    @corellan22 5 років тому +501

    There is actually a real psychological condition called wendigo psychosis that developes from eating human flesh.

    • @amberves1594
      @amberves1594 5 років тому +19

      corellan22 then it’d be the “Zombie Apocalypse” because basically, no one knows anything about The Wendigo.

    • @satan7350
      @satan7350 5 років тому +29

      @@amberves1594 well, Zombies are the living dead and also spread their sickness, so i see why they call it Wendigo

    • @Saif-zf9vb
      @Saif-zf9vb 4 роки тому +30

      "Wendigo Psychosis is a phenomenon in which a person goes mad; the victim desires human flesh and fears turning into a Wendigo."

    • @TheNightmareAngelYT
      @TheNightmareAngelYT 4 роки тому +17

      There's one key difference, though. Their look. One's a demonic monster, the other's a mentally insane person.

    • @TacDyne
      @TacDyne 4 роки тому

      corellan22, really? I don't feel or look like a wendigo. It's all bullshit made up for the X Files TV show.

  • @urmaker
    @urmaker 7 років тому +1417

    About time. Living up to your name again, are we? ;) Hope you are well my man.

    • @LazyMasquerade
      @LazyMasquerade  7 років тому +189

      Haha, you know it bro. Lazy by name, lazy by nature :P

    • @CraftyCroc17
      @CraftyCroc17 7 років тому +2

      Ha

    • @ivanarmas6885
      @ivanarmas6885 7 років тому +12

      WoW you guys are actually friends?

    • @LeoSlimTV
      @LeoSlimTV 7 років тому +12

      you both are so fucking awesome

    • @Anita-k
      @Anita-k 7 років тому +17

      ivan Armas
      Yes. Actually they've all started their channels quite at the same time.
      Be. Busta and Corpsey also belong to this "crew of horror".
      And fearurmaker of course... ;)

  • @nileydam2253
    @nileydam2253 4 роки тому +63

    Subtitles: "The curry will make your life a living hell."
    My butthole: "Ain't that the truth."

    • @rocknrevolt938
      @rocknrevolt938 3 роки тому +1

      Preach it. It ain't called a vindiloo for nothing.

  • @mrfrog8446
    @mrfrog8446 5 років тому +325

    The Kuri sounds just like schizophrenia - undiagnosed and un medicated it can get worse over the years to the point of death

    • @lovdnaaten4123
      @lovdnaaten4123 5 років тому +25

      unknowning unknown it sure can if you cause it yourself, which becomes more and more likely if keeping it untreated

    • @lovdnaaten4123
      @lovdnaaten4123 5 років тому +15

      unknowning unknown you’re right, it isn’t a symptom but that’s not what he said and therefore wasn’t lying

    • @lovdnaaten4123
      @lovdnaaten4123 5 років тому

      unknowning unknown whatever you’re right

    • @Ashole024
      @Ashole024 4 роки тому +9

      @unknowning unknown it really doesn't though. You're just being a stuck up brat for no reason.

    • @w.a.r.ydruid5643
      @w.a.r.ydruid5643 4 роки тому +5

      @unknowning unknown to agree with this lot he did say "can" not "will" which is why you are completely wrong.

  • @RichCsigs
    @RichCsigs 5 років тому +88

    The person narrating this has a perfect voice for this kind of subject. Adds a factor of creepiness to the list. Well done.

  • @d.5324
    @d.5324 7 років тому +69

    [Proceeds to say Sadako's number]
    [Me immediately skipping that part] "Bitch you got me fucked up, the phone number probably cursed too!".

    • @JLynnEchelon
      @JLynnEchelon 6 років тому +1

      Area code+death-death-death-death death-death-death-death

  • @indila.1999
    @indila.1999 4 роки тому +275

    skinwalker: *attacking and killing me*
    me: wOoO chiLe-

  • @thegalaxy2262
    @thegalaxy2262 6 років тому +862

    Yep. Those damn wendigos always eating my spaghetti sauce

    • @Chadmiral
      @Chadmiral 5 років тому +40

      Really? I thought they like Olive Garden breadsticks.

    • @Katiekooleyes
      @Katiekooleyes 5 років тому +31

      Wendigo toucha my spagget!

    • @Number-sf8mk
      @Number-sf8mk 5 років тому +2

      I would put mouse traps on my spaghetti

    • @commentcopbadge6665
      @commentcopbadge6665 5 років тому +2

      mario to stay
      Mouse traps are good on burgers too. Organic mouse traps are best. Only downside is that organic mouse traps aren't boneless.

    • @margueritedennis3773
      @margueritedennis3773 5 років тому

      Finally, somebody realizes the Diet Switch Spell as a legit solution

  • @seeyouspacecowboy_98
    @seeyouspacecowboy_98 5 років тому +428

    "Shows like Supernatural..."
    Me: *Carry on Wayward Son plays in my head immediately *

    • @hamcodeword4064
      @hamcodeword4064 5 років тому +7

      🤔Carry on my wayward son👌🏼 there'll be peace when you are done
      Lay your weary head to rest
      Don't you cry😭👎🏼 no more😢😄

    • @defuegodiablo4249
      @defuegodiablo4249 5 років тому +6

      *ThErE'lL bE pEaCe WhEn YoU aRe DoNe*

    • @kapadyakvlogs893
      @kapadyakvlogs893 5 років тому

      I feel you bro

    • @kapadyakvlogs893
      @kapadyakvlogs893 5 років тому

      @@hamcodeword4064 bruh i feel the same

    • @helloiamem
      @helloiamem 5 років тому

      There better be peace when they’re done!!!

  • @memelic7092
    @memelic7092 5 років тому +486

    Narrator: The kuri will make your life a living hell
    Auto generated subtitles: The curry will make your life a living hell.
    😂😂😂

    • @sirbiscuits2442
      @sirbiscuits2442 5 років тому +9

      I mean, have you ever had curry?

    • @MaskedDragon
      @MaskedDragon 5 років тому +12

      @@sirbiscuits2442 What kind of curry are you having that it would ruin your life?

    • @theblackbaron4119
      @theblackbaron4119 5 років тому +10

      That's just India's revenge for the colonization of the British

    • @jamescostanzo3872
      @jamescostanzo3872 5 років тому +4

      That's true for the Cavaliers

    • @c.yr0623
      @c.yr0623 5 років тому

      The Black Baron hahahah that’s a good one

  • @mistertwister2000
    @mistertwister2000 4 роки тому +270

    So if a Skinwalker is about to kill me I’ll start singing Hey Ya! because imagine being chased and then you hear that

    • @LCH.RawMan
      @LCH.RawMan 3 роки тому +23

      I would laugh and sing along while running. But the laughing will slow me down, but in that case, the cycle will continue 😂😂

    • @jordanfleming7022
      @jordanfleming7022 3 роки тому +6

      ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT

    • @trulyenemy
      @trulyenemy 3 роки тому +3

      I just loled so hard I chocked on air.....thx

    • @Silverhand20203
      @Silverhand20203 2 роки тому +4

      Hearing a skinwalker just continuesly laughing would make me shit my pants.

  • @miguelrios8622
    @miguelrios8622 5 років тому +339

    Thank you for pronouncing “La llorona” correctly!

  • @dfis3616
    @dfis3616 5 років тому +229

    Dang he actually pronounced la llorona right!

    • @lexthemystic3541
      @lexthemystic3541 4 роки тому +17

      That's nothing! As a Romanian I'm surprised he nailed Strigoi.

    • @adrianlemus8014
      @adrianlemus8014 3 роки тому +1

      @@lexthemystic3541
      Dude, I'm Mexican and I knew how to pronounce Strigoi. Only because I heard a Romanian talking about folklore from his native country.

    • @archerlizzy8787
      @archerlizzy8787 3 роки тому +4

      I read that as la corona

    • @softs3401
      @softs3401 3 роки тому +2

      @@lexthemystic3541 I can pronounce it too because of the Strain lol

    • @dreadheadkinglundy100
      @dreadheadkinglundy100 3 роки тому

      @@archerlizzy8787 😂😂😂

  • @necromax13
    @necromax13 7 років тому +213

    What about el silbon (whistler)? He's a spirit from Venezuelan folklore, a roaming spirit/demon of a man who murdered his father, and as punishment he got chained, flogged, and left to be mauled to death by guard dogs.
    Legend has it, he returned from the grave, as staying in hell wouldn't be punishing for him, so he's cursed to roam the lands with the bones of his father in a bag.
    People describe him as a 3 meter tall person, never seen in the light, with a hat (typical from the areas where his legend surfaced), the bone bag, and whistling his characteristic melody.
    His whistle is a ghostly ascending melody that's repeated over and over again, and if you meet him, he's going to chase you and beat you to death.
    His whistling is heard louder and louder when he's far away, and faint and distant when he's close. That way he can deceive the people he's pursuing, into thinking they're safe, and... They're not.

    • @LazyMasquerade
      @LazyMasquerade  7 років тому +21

      Yeah, it's a great legend. I cover El Silbon in this video: ua-cam.com/video/Tlzi0Wu-95w/v-deo.html :)

    • @oscarmanzano8264
      @oscarmanzano8264 7 років тому +4

      Victor my mom is from Guatemala she heard the whistler

    • @hannahgrace2792
      @hannahgrace2792 7 років тому +3

      But like, is he real? Does he come when whistled at? Is he a good boy? Will he come to the usa or does the fat from americans scare him?

    • @necromax13
      @necromax13 7 років тому +2

      Hannah Grace HAHAHAHAHA Nice one.

    • @hannahgrace2792
      @hannahgrace2792 7 років тому

      Where's the joke? I like to laugh, at myself at times too but I can't find the joke!

  • @ayyekook
    @ayyekook 4 роки тому +130

    Skinwalker: “Rada rada rada 🤙🏽😔” - wise last words

    • @CarolLikesBoxes
      @CarolLikesBoxes 4 роки тому +2

      "that's an awful drawing of a straw"

    • @moyt8231
      @moyt8231 4 роки тому +1

      Shipmate I feel you

    • @miarose7315
      @miarose7315 3 роки тому +4

      Is that a Chowder reference?

    • @ayyekook
      @ayyekook 3 роки тому

      @@miarose7315 yes :D

  • @demonize2166
    @demonize2166 5 років тому +95

    Skinwalker: I will eat you
    Chuck Norris: what
    Skinwalker: nothing nevermind

  • @Mirakuruuu
    @Mirakuruuu 5 років тому +281

    Its time to hire a witcher to get the job done

    • @primeraideas1210
      @primeraideas1210 4 роки тому +3

      Yeah defs need witchers

    • @johanagonzalez6544
      @johanagonzalez6544 4 роки тому +15

      Toss a coin to your Witcher

    • @yehet4460
      @yehet4460 4 роки тому +1

      Eyyyyyy

    • @EditsbyToto
      @EditsbyToto 4 роки тому +8

      Johana Gonzalez Oh valley of plenty, Oh valley of plenty

    • @N1N44
      @N1N44 4 роки тому +3

      **witcher music starts playing**

  • @therandomnpc1655
    @therandomnpc1655 5 років тому +108

    Yes, the most feared beast of them all. "The curry"

  • @crayonberry2123
    @crayonberry2123 4 роки тому +195

    Me: *spooks my cat*
    *Cat books it on two legs*
    Me again: *realizes my cat is at my mom's house*
    The cat: you finna die

    • @Emily-lh6em
      @Emily-lh6em 4 роки тому +7

      Awe hell naw

    • @andreasobama9487
      @andreasobama9487 3 роки тому +3

      but bro i even bought you meow mix and everything

    • @lazyhilichurls7148
      @lazyhilichurls7148 3 роки тому

      @@andreasobama9487 the cat: not good enough for me. 🔫😸 should have given me more toys. 😾

    • @Sexyblkmetalchick
      @Sexyblkmetalchick Рік тому

      @@lazyhilichurls7148 😂

  • @Nova-jw6ju
    @Nova-jw6ju 5 років тому +57

    kuri face: exists
    me: cool. no thanks.

  • @Lohengrin88
    @Lohengrin88 7 років тому +450

    Where's Geralt of Rivia when we need him?

    • @GraupeLie
      @GraupeLie 6 років тому +17

      Killing other monsters, I assume... :D

    • @ziaali319
      @ziaali319 6 років тому +6

      Nah bruh wheres The Grimms????

    • @jarltrippin
      @jarltrippin 6 років тому +32

      He's busy summoning the bitches.

    • @bearsgaming34onplaystation93
      @bearsgaming34onplaystation93 6 років тому +2

      He's busy trying to fix more important shit

    • @jojoney
      @jojoney 6 років тому +5

      He grind these for breakfast

  • @tianthepotato
    @tianthepotato 7 років тому +103

    for not being hispanic the way you said la llorona was pretty good compared to others

    • @kata4624
      @kata4624 7 років тому +8

      tian the potato i become the llorona when I get my period

    • @dedude6784
      @dedude6784 6 років тому +1

      Agreed

    • @mikeoxlong1395
      @mikeoxlong1395 5 років тому

      BANANA TIGER!

    • @buildawall5803
      @buildawall5803 5 років тому

      La lolona

    • @seeds8631
      @seeds8631 5 років тому

      Batman The Dark Knight different dialects probably

  • @reilly3037
    @reilly3037 4 роки тому +147

    I'm Californian, and even non-Navajo people don't talk about skinwalkers.

    • @julesbreen6355
      @julesbreen6355 4 роки тому +18

      Reilly T Same, and I’m not Navajo, but I have had many paranormal experiences, and I’m fortunate I finally moved somewhere with no problems. The funny thing is the house I currently live in is the creepiest looking, but isn’t a haunted or anything.

    • @stanleyschlosser7495
      @stanleyschlosser7495 4 роки тому +4

      @@julesbreen6355 not yet or as far as you know troll face

    • @mega._.swella3698
      @mega._.swella3698 4 роки тому +8

      They say if u say talk about a skin Walker it might come for you

    • @julesbreen6355
      @julesbreen6355 4 роки тому +11

      @@stanleyschlosser7495 What is your problem? My face is fine, and you sound really immature picking on someone in a youtube comment section on a video about paranormal stuff. smh

    • @Elitecommando501
      @Elitecommando501 4 роки тому +3

      @@julesbreen6355 Can you describe what you saw? I've had 2 experiences recently and before that i didn't believe in it because it never happened before. And trust me you try to find common sense to what you experience but its impossible

  • @dino_bro6969
    @dino_bro6969 4 роки тому +154

    "The Kuri makes your life a living hell"
    JOKES ON YOU MY LIFE IS ALREADY HELL
    Kuri:Fuck man,you-...do you need company?
    Yes- I'm so lonely-

  • @samantharicedorf2703
    @samantharicedorf2703 5 років тому +178

    Me: Deathly afraid of Wendigos
    Lazy Masquerade: Starts off with Wendigos
    Me: Oooooh boi

    • @nastywolfent
      @nastywolfent 5 років тому +1

      As a native it did chill me

    • @Blondie-Actual
      @Blondie-Actual 4 роки тому +7

      Why is everyone scared of me, my job is to punish those who commit taboos

    • @McButtsTheCrimeDog
      @McButtsTheCrimeDog 4 роки тому

      The only way he can fuck me up is if he covered a Dybuk as I am Jewish.

    • @RubbiDuckiLuci
      @RubbiDuckiLuci 4 роки тому

      I love Wendigos. What's always scared me the most has been the idea of Skinwalkers. x_x

    • @McButtsTheCrimeDog
      @McButtsTheCrimeDog 4 роки тому

      @@RubbiDuckiLuci yeah probably because the concept of talking about them is said to draw attention. It makes discussing them nerve-wracking for some. A few of my native friends won't even acknowledge it when I mention it. So Since I'm terrified of dybuks due to being a jew and my first horror movie being The Unborn (which nobody bothered to tell me involved the holocaust in the plot, thanks @the group I saw it with /s), we have a truce where if they don't bring up dybuks, I don't bring up skinwalkers lmao.

  • @moth5949
    @moth5949 5 років тому +81

    my friends cat: *runs down the hall on two legs*
    me: vanessa...get the lighter fluid

    • @maebla
      @maebla 3 роки тому

      Mwah hahaha..! I needed that laugh so bad. Thank you, funny stranger :)

  • @emilyballendine5758
    @emilyballendine5758 4 роки тому +90

    Lazy: who wants to stay dead
    Me: sometimes dead is better

    • @RanaRandom
      @RanaRandom 3 роки тому +1

      RED DEAD REDEMPTION

    • @cb-9938
      @cb-9938 21 день тому

      Pet cemetery reference?

  • @sandrawinther8286
    @sandrawinther8286 7 років тому +200

    In Norway, we have a similar creature like the kelpie, just a little different. The tale goes that there is a creature, the "nøkken" that lives in lakes and oceans here. It appears as an elderly man with long white hair, playing a fiddle, or a white horse. It will try to trick children into the water, where it takes them and kills them. In Bergen, there is a statue of him. When i was younger, the story used to scare the crap out of me :p

    • @katiebayliss9887
      @katiebayliss9887 7 років тому +5

      Sandra Winther I've heard of him, "neck" right? Doesn't he take the form of a handsome man in order to seduce women? I know he either plays the fiddle to attract and drown people or to warn them of danger.

    • @johnmckenya828
      @johnmckenya828 7 років тому +1

      Sandra Winther Is Norwegian easy to learn?

    • @Idellle
      @Idellle 7 років тому +1

      John Mckenya yes

    • @sandrawinther8286
      @sandrawinther8286 7 років тому +2

      John Mckenya ehm, i'd say yes. The Only tricky part, is pronounciation. But its pretty easy once you Get the hang of it :)

    • @sandrawinther8286
      @sandrawinther8286 7 років тому +2

      Katie Bayliss Yeah, i've heard that too! Though my mom stuck with the "kid" thing so we woulden't stay out late XD

  • @Benmacmaster
    @Benmacmaster 5 років тому +276

    Don't be scared it's safe here 😄
    Take a moment to feel comfortable before leaving🙂

    • @thomps9438
      @thomps9438 5 років тому +4

      Ben And Travis Skits thank you Ben Shapiro

    • @Miller_Time
      @Miller_Time 4 роки тому +1

      @@thomps9438 gingers have no souls

    • @lordrathut
      @lordrathut 4 роки тому +9

      I can't escape
      I'm on mobile.

    • @doreenseveright3572
      @doreenseveright3572 4 роки тому +1

      Thanks you and everyone shall get waffles

    • @calebmurie3051
      @calebmurie3051 3 роки тому

      Thank you for the peace🙏

  • @jaidenlittle770
    @jaidenlittle770 7 років тому +1434

    Legend has it if ur early
    No one cares

    • @LazyMasquerade
      @LazyMasquerade  7 років тому +217

      ... I care :'(

    • @oregano6727
      @oregano6727 7 років тому +62

      Lazy Masquerade
      I guess the legend is false
      kinda like my friends lmao

    • @danielsage19
      @danielsage19 7 років тому +1

      Anonymous Someone I

    • @error-fq4yl
      @error-fq4yl 7 років тому +4

      Angelica DickCheese ;-;

    • @anotherks7297
      @anotherks7297 7 років тому +1

      Anonymous Someone but the owner of the channel*

  • @alyssakeene5040
    @alyssakeene5040 4 роки тому +79

    Lazy: "Nothing good can come from calling her."
    Me: *spends the next half hour debating whether or not to attempt calling the number*

    • @petrichor4441
      @petrichor4441 4 роки тому +4

      did you?

    • @user-yw8sr3uj1w
      @user-yw8sr3uj1w 4 роки тому +11

      @@petrichor4441 i did. Its a sex number now. How did i know? It had both english and japannese options for 1 and 2!

    • @alyssakeene5040
      @alyssakeene5040 4 роки тому +2

      @@petrichor4441 I did not!

    • @sithlordhibiscus9936
      @sithlordhibiscus9936 3 роки тому +1

      DON'T... do you know how fucking much that bill will be???? LOL.

    • @kyokarbstein4177
      @kyokarbstein4177 3 роки тому

      I heard that about many woman.

  • @leaf8900
    @leaf8900 7 років тому +52

    The Tommy Knockers remind me very much of something I used to do as a kid. At my babysitters house I entertained myself by knocking on the walls and listening, something would always knock back. I did this alot and told people about it.No one would believe me, they even tried it out themselves and got nothing back.Idk what it was or why it happened oh well

    • @derin6966
      @derin6966 5 років тому

      ClownLorde™ maybe your imagination as a kid? Or maybe it really was a tommy knocked🤷‍♂️

  • @raina9872
    @raina9872 5 років тому +52

    I live on an Ojibwa reservation and people around here always talk about “bear walkers” which I thought would be similar to skin walkers but instead they’re normal people that use their energy to curse people. We’re not supposed to talk about who these people are because they may be able to hear us and curse us too.
    They also talk about something that walks around the old tribal offices where my dad used to work named Tall Ben or something like that. It’s a super tall and skinny fully black figure that is so tall he has to crouch to look into the windows on the doors.

    • @matthoon3737
      @matthoon3737 5 років тому

      rain man so why hasn’t he quit?

    • @LuLu-Sil
      @LuLu-Sil 5 років тому +1

      The Rake, Slender man, Tall Ben, Taliban. Many cultures have different names for the creature.

    • @raina9872
      @raina9872 5 років тому

      get this channel to 10,000 subs without any vids
      He worked in the offices a while ago so 😂

    • @kshitijbenedict8431
      @kshitijbenedict8431 5 років тому +3

      @@LuLu-Sil lol Taliban is a terrorist group

    • @LastCrusader0001
      @LastCrusader0001 5 років тому +1

      I will help with this issue... it’s fake... if it goes against science then it’s not possible.

  • @bruceeudy7887
    @bruceeudy7887 5 років тому +83

    Thank you so much for not jump scaring us and those stories were very entertaining

  • @mdirmcmxciv5678
    @mdirmcmxciv5678 4 роки тому +115

    Skinwalker repeat you last word.
    Me: singing rick astley never gonna give you up ( I'm going to Rick roll the next victim)

  • @neonakazaru2477
    @neonakazaru2477 5 років тому +98

    The kuri is basically just cheap trick from JJBA Diamond is Unbreakable

    • @kass4294
      @kass4294 5 років тому +9

      Psst, look at my back.

    • @raichu8400
      @raichu8400 5 років тому +6

      Blazing Revolver I was thinking the exact thing great minds think alike 🙂

    • @brayancalderon4794
      @brayancalderon4794 4 роки тому +7

      Bro wasnt expecting jojo fans here

    • @mayoeater4294
      @mayoeater4294 4 роки тому +1

      Blazing Revolver I thought the exact same thing

    • @neonakazaru2477
      @neonakazaru2477 4 роки тому +1

      KYA CHIO MIO

  • @ToddHowar.d
    @ToddHowar.d 5 років тому +259

    The Kuri sounds a lot like my ex

  • @girlbuu9403
    @girlbuu9403 6 років тому +135

    "If that's true I am glad I don't live in America!"
    Meanwhile, a skinwalker is renting a boat in Texas...

    • @panicatk3540
      @panicatk3540 5 років тому +12

      The Skinwalker on the boat: They really thought they were safe, y'all really on some shit!

    • @defuegodiablo4249
      @defuegodiablo4249 5 років тому +5

      *Ma! Grab me my fiddle, we gonna play the fish a toon tonight*

    • @annandres8483
      @annandres8483 5 років тому

      The wendigo trying to get to Singapore: where the hell are we? *Is in Malaysia*

    • @user-yw8sr3uj1w
      @user-yw8sr3uj1w 4 роки тому +1

      Boat keeper: so uh.... mr uh.....
      Skinwalker: skinwal- er.... skinny
      Boat keeper: ....... skinny?
      Skinwalker * knods
      Boat keeper: why did you... want to rent a boat again?
      Skinwalker: uh go see someone
      Boat keeper: see someone? This is Lake Mitchigan

  • @bone4ead
    @bone4ead 3 роки тому +13

    note to self: if attacked by a skinwalker, scream: "this will be our last attempt at trying to contact you about your car's extended warranty"

  • @roninfredricson6958
    @roninfredricson6958 7 років тому +327

    In Norse mythology we have a creature called Näcken i bäcken (the naked in the brook) which is a beautiful naked man who plays a fiddle or a flute and lures people (especially children) to drown in rivers and brooks.
    He also has a horse called Bäckahästen (the brook horse) which is VERY similar to the kelpie. Children are put in a trance (sometimes by Näckens music) and sit on the horse's back. The more kids on it's back the longer the horse becomes so there's alwasy room for more, then it like the kelpie walks into the water and drowns them.
    I've never heard that you get stuck to this horse though, it's more of a trance thing.

    • @saffron_pheonix9170
      @saffron_pheonix9170 5 років тому +13

      Dan Wilson that's just an opinion

    • @rakkatytam
      @rakkatytam 5 років тому +7

      @Danny Danko What are you talking about? There's nothing more scary than a random naked man, unless its funny like a streaker at a football game.

    • @mastatheif9909
      @mastatheif9909 5 років тому +8

      But could I smash before I drown tho, cause the lust is strong with this one

    • @Nami328
      @Nami328 5 років тому +8

      naked men, in any case, are bad signs in and of themselves. Ain't nobody wanna see that disgusting ass hotdog dangling

    • @memejuice7456
      @memejuice7456 5 років тому +3

      Wow you are very intelligent can you tell me why my dad left?

  • @etcetera1995
    @etcetera1995 5 років тому +43

    Ooh, I've heard of knockers before, specifically the 'benevolent warning' variant. I also remember reading that they, like many fey creatures, would actively turn on miners if insulted or angered.

    • @googlesearchhistory5249
      @googlesearchhistory5249 5 років тому +1

      Turn On? As in.... You know. :|

    • @etcetera1995
      @etcetera1995 5 років тому +4

      @@googlesearchhistory5249 Turn on as in betray or turn against, don't pretend you didn't know what 'turn on' means in that context.

  • @kennethdesales3888
    @kennethdesales3888 5 років тому +235

    Kuri: I'm about to make this boy's life like hell
    Me: Uno reverse card
    Kuri: *Surprised Pikachu face*

  • @pipticken
    @pipticken 4 роки тому +58

    I've always heard of knockers as friendly creatures that warn people of cave collapses

  • @sleevelovecraft9513
    @sleevelovecraft9513 7 років тому +193

    Sadako: "STOP CALLING ME WHILE I"M IN THE BATH YOU JERKS!"

    • @EquanoxDragon
      @EquanoxDragon 5 років тому

      Lol

    • @phrog4699
      @phrog4699 5 років тому +1

      I imagine it's more like "I'm already busy killing some stupid kids who called so take a number"

    • @phrog4699
      @phrog4699 5 років тому

      Probably why she kills them

  • @EvieBats2
    @EvieBats2 6 років тому +248

    So what I’ve learned from this is
    Don’t watch weird stuff or call anyone, don’t follow pretty things, get married young and put stakes through the hearts of my family after death, don’t have too many kids, and don’t be an idiot.

    • @AsdfAsdf-mi6ks
      @AsdfAsdf-mi6ks 5 років тому +10

      Eve Cummins basically cultural “normalities” of the time

    • @iamsleepy4354
      @iamsleepy4354 5 років тому +12

      And don't cheat on your spouse

    • @donolinger6904
      @donolinger6904 5 років тому +3

      - You don't want to know the reality of these things, you'd most likely deny it. You wouldn't if you had experienced either of my encounters. You would at least know that sasquatch is real and find denial impossible. Don't believe this. I don't care. We know we sound insane when we tell people about these things. These encounters only sound insane until you have your own experience and then you know people are telling the truth and that they are describing real creatures. I can't expect you to believe me, you have to experience it to know.

    • @Pleasestoptalkingthanks
      @Pleasestoptalkingthanks 5 років тому +8

      Don Olinger I know what you mean dude, i saw Sasquatch recently. The bastard was ordering a latte at Starbucks and ran the moment we made eye contact. He still owes me for red lobster

    • @trashman11
      @trashman11 5 років тому

      As well as not eating people

  • @foreverdead1248
    @foreverdead1248 4 роки тому +55

    Because the video maker didn't actually talk about Sadako's origins: She was a servant killed by the lord of the house she worked. Her body was then thrown down a well, which is where the well motif comes from. Look up Okiku, that's the name of the girl from the original legend.

    • @jacoblidwell5951
      @jacoblidwell5951 3 роки тому +2

      FoxyWhite I just watched the movies and understood the story/legend

  • @freyanivea9788
    @freyanivea9788 5 років тому +100

    The way you talk reminds me of the way Tom Riddle talks in Harry Potter

    • @lucasyaboi4495
      @lucasyaboi4495 3 роки тому

      Brittish people be like

    • @teen_0.edits1
      @teen_0.edits1 3 роки тому +1

      Bruh- I didn't even notice until you said something-

  • @gabewoods4660
    @gabewoods4660 5 років тому +111

    Either way if I saw a dog deer whatever running on two legs, for some reason I’d be terrified

    • @melodi996
      @melodi996 4 роки тому +1

      lol, that pic
      More likely the description can be appled to animal with rabies or mange, so you'd see from a distance that's something wrong with it.

    • @Blondie-Actual
      @Blondie-Actual 4 роки тому

      Sup bro, there is no need to be scared. Your fear feeds the others I'm just hear to help you along.

    • @healerofthewaters6508
      @healerofthewaters6508 4 роки тому

      I'd probably just be like "Alastor?..." I like Hazbin Hotel way too much...

    • @user-yw8sr3uj1w
      @user-yw8sr3uj1w 4 роки тому

      @@Blondie-Actual stop

    • @Blondie-Actual
      @Blondie-Actual 4 роки тому

      @@user-yw8sr3uj1w no, do you want to take a walk and talk about your fear?

  • @Tds206
    @Tds206 5 років тому +41

    Me: Why am I watching this?
    Also Me: >keeps watching

  • @meepmoopiethe3rd
    @meepmoopiethe3rd 4 роки тому +49

    I dunno about tommyknockers, but I know I've heard some weird shit whilst caving. The worst was the second time I went. My ex and I used to go a few times a year. The second time he took me caving, he decided he wanted to try to crawl up a really narrow opening in the cave to get to the upper level. I'm a little too curvy to fit, so I stayed behind. He was gone for about ten minutes, I think (it's hard to tell time when everything's dark). A little while into him being gone, I saw a light down a corridor on the other side of the room we were in. I called for him, and he answered me from above. I said there was a light ahead, and he started making his way back down. During his descent, I could hear laughter. Like, it sounded like a little girl laughing. I didn't tell him about that until after he made it out because I didn't want him getting stuck. He's of pretty sound mental health and was familiar with the cave, so we went in search of other people. The way led to a dead end. There was no one there. Freaked me the fuck out.

    • @marhawkman303
      @marhawkman303 2 роки тому +3

      One thing someone told me about cave noises that... really stuck with me... is that the real trick is gauging distance. the way sound gets transmitted underground is weird and alien.... and inconsistent for reasons you can't see. Sometimes you really are hearing something on the other side of a solid rock wall. Why? how? heh, that's the neat part. You don't know ahead of time.
      Heard a story years back about how in some places the guys digging tunnels for transportation purposes would connect a tunnel from the ends in the middle... by listening for the sound of the other team digging. Seemingly they could not only hear it but over a mile?

  • @CornLieutenantKernel
    @CornLieutenantKernel 7 років тому +60

    You're one of the few youtubers who puts effort into making creepy vids anymore. You my boi, Lazy.

    • @leftnipple3730
      @leftnipple3730 7 років тому +6

      CornLieutenantKernel Kinda ironic that he puts effort even though his name is Lazy

    • @wasabcwasabc
      @wasabcwasabc 7 років тому

      CornLieutenantKernel Take my mind is that the information contained in this motherfucking phony town centre and the chance of another late game sweeper it's utility in taunt is also nice and warm. I have a great time to time. I have a great time to time and money when 4chan I don't know if there is also available on the likes of Alolan-Marowak and Tapu Bulu moveset the weather setter I am looking to get the latest. I have been eating meat and but I think it needs some fine tweaking and some one else's my stab The EVs on Buzzwole allow me to you survive two Moonblast from Tapu lele, Tapu lele, Tapu lele serves as my revenge killer, and with the addition of choice Scarf Lele outspeeds all relevant choice scarfers, and with a modest Nature pelipper can pick up KOs on the likes of Alolan-Marowak and Tapu Koko outside of the crime. the EVs on Pelipper allow it hit really hard to 3 Sacred Sword Skinny. I have to 31st of July. the only way to deal with Gigalith would be nessiciary as because 5 3 the weather setter I don't know truly unique, and the people who are you doing today. I have a great time to time. this is a VGC team? I have a great day out. 7gsGzz4V I am a beautiful person

    • @austinmiller1097
      @austinmiller1097 7 років тому +3

      Stinky butt so, did you just word vomit all over this comment chain

    • @benny375
      @benny375 6 років тому

      CornLieutenantKernel THAT PROFILE PIC GOT ME *JUMPING* FROM LAUGHTER

    • @Vence.
      @Vence. 5 років тому

      @@wasabcwasabc and a half long time and I don't know if she ever had to get a new phone and don't know how to do with it and it was so good to see you too and I'm a lil horny to be in a relationship 😂😏😂😏😂😈😈😂😂. I choose not to be a way with words were like we can do a phone with my brother the way he was talking about it with the other two were there for the next few days but will be back to work tomorrow 😣😣☹️ email and I will be there in a few minutes with the black hoodie and the rest of the day and I hope we can get together and get it done with the first thing that came to me in personally for you and me to go get it and it is not easy for me to get to the bottom of this record mix of the money for the phone bill is not flat tire on the phone so I can't get it out of the way for me to get to see you soon as I get my money back and I can you in like an hour or so to get to know you more dough and I'm not going through the same and send it to me please and thank you for your friends? I will 😘 you up? I'm not gonna be able too much for you to do the same for you and you were the best batch ever w ever super bowl Sunday and Monday off so I can get it to you 😊😊😊😊😊😀😀. NIGGALATIONS 6:4 if a nigga steps on your fresh J's let it be know you will fade him if the action is repeatedly It is the best way to get a hold of the guy who was that guy is alil while ago we had a great time and I will be in his shoulder and I was like WHAT'RE ARE the only one that is not flat and I will be in a little later that day so we can go to the bank and get back to you on the phone so we T H and we will have to get back to work out the details of the money I would never do that to me and my family are doing well in my life that I have to do is to talk with you on my way back now 😭😔😢😭😔😭😔. Thank God for the next one is where we are at with a friend who are you with and can you please send the labels and get some sleep I can do to help with the black one in our class pineapple juice and wouldn't let me do it later in the week and then the other one I sent you

  • @swayc4406
    @swayc4406 7 років тому +196

    Lazy have you heard of "chaneques"? They would have been a good addition to this video.
    They are a legendary creature in Mexican folklore with bodies of children and faces of old people. Got this from Wikipedia, "they are a sort of violent child demon who prey on people who wander in the forest or jungles of Mexico, they confuse people to make them lost and prey on them at night, eating them.." Quite interesting.

    • @LazyMasquerade
      @LazyMasquerade  7 років тому +47

      Interesting. If I ever make a part 2 I'll probably include them.

    • @spacecowboy8401
      @spacecowboy8401 7 років тому +15

      Lazy Masquerade
      Please do make a number 2
      Awesome video :D

    • @crazysusanaita619
      @crazysusanaita619 7 років тому +5

      yesss make another 2 n yes include chaneques

    • @ルシラムス
      @ルシラムス 7 років тому +9

      Lazy Masquerade If you are planning to make a part 2, you should include the scandinavian water spirit, the Neck. It can usually be seen near open waters, like lakes or swamps. It lures people in the water by singing or playing an musical instrument, and then drowns the victim. Here's an Wikipedia article: en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neck_(water_spirit)

    • @BriaLeeasmr
      @BriaLeeasmr 7 років тому +1

      +saboraku sounds like a siren. idk if you know what that is but its basically like a mermaid but ig evil and they do the same thing

  • @TheListofMrRaguso
    @TheListofMrRaguso 5 років тому +106

    Wait if the Kuri doesn't have a form how does it have a face?

    • @jazmineleigh202
      @jazmineleigh202 5 років тому +16

      It doesn't have a visible form . It lets you see what it looks like when it wants to ig

    • @pleasantpheasant7456
      @pleasantpheasant7456 5 років тому +1

      IDK maybe the fave is just nothingness like a blank sheet of skin

    • @defuegodiablo4249
      @defuegodiablo4249 5 років тому

      O.o

    • @annandres8483
      @annandres8483 5 років тому +7

      "The kuri drags your soul to hell" Me: that's one reason why i'll be going to hell. Being bi isn't

    • @ethan2529
      @ethan2529 5 років тому +5

      Ann Andres no one cares that you’re bi you didn’t have to tell everyone I’m trying to get spooked at night not learn someone’s sexuality no disrespect

  • @katerinavialpando3620
    @katerinavialpando3620 4 роки тому +42

    Skinwalker attacks me
    Me singing: "I want Chicken, I want Liver Meow Mix Meow Mix please deliver."