16:06 The funny thing is...Gloin's father actually was named Groin. Gimli, son of Gloin, son of Groin. That makes this joke even funnier for Tolkien fans.
The "long end" of The Return of the King seems long because the plot of the movie ends when the ring is destroyed, all the scenes after that is the story wrapping up. Those scenes being in the movie is 100% justified and in my opinion necessary.
These movies were cinematic history, no films will ever provoke a reaction quite like them again. One of my major regrets is that I can't erase my memory and watch them for the first time again. Edit: Not gonna lie, I cry every time Boromir dies
I know what you mean. As for moments that make me cry in The Lord of the Rings movies, the endings to The Return of the King (especially the beautiful song at the end) always make me tear up.
You can tell just how much heart was put into this trilogy. “We had no interest in putting our messages into this movie. But we thought we should honor Tolkien by putting his message into It” -Peter Jackson, 2002
Can we just remember the fact that Tolkien's creativity inspired EVERY SINGLE role-playing game of all time? Dungeons and Dragons and all the videogames.
While I'm not by any means qualified, I would've done the door closing scene at the end a bit differently. I would've had Sam and his family inherit Bag End, walk through the door into the house, and end on a shot of the door with the mark that Gandalf left there all those years ago from The Hobbit clearly in view. I feel like it would be fitting to pay tribute to Bilbo's adventures as well as Frodo and Sam's own experiences. It would be as if to say, "This humble home is the residence of true but unlikely heroes, and will remain so."
Hey Suspect, I'm surprise you didn't notice this one: The Fellowship camps out. Strider says I'm gonna go take a look around. He's gone for hours, and doesn't even notice the fn Ring Wraiths approaching while he's out taking his look around. WTH? Frodo gets stabbed, and they have to take him to Rivendale...which is SIX days away. And about five minutes into that trip they just happen to bump into Strider's hot ass elf girlfriend...who lives in Rivendale, 6 days away. Hm, so Strider is gone for a few hours, distracted from his mission, and oh btw his hot ass elf girlfriend just so happens to be right near by? C'mon people, Strider was doing some Will Riker mission accomplished right there.
2:07:13 Too be fair, I think I would be forgetting someone's name if I only interacted with him once before getting separated from the team. Yeah, in the original Fellowship of the Ring, the line where Legolas says, "And you have my bow," is the only onscreen interaction between him and Frodo. After which, the two never interacts with each other, until the moment where the Fellowship reunites and upon Sauron's destruction.
Bwa Bwa Yoshi it was originally going to be two movies. It was gonna be unexpected journey as normal and then Smaug would have died halfway through the second movie and the rest would’ve been the battle of the five armies. About 4 months before unexpected journey came out however the studio told Jackson that he should make it a trilogy and there was risk of him getting kicked off the movie if he didn’t
I LOVE this revievs! It's the best! Suspect, your work is awesome! I watched these films many times and I have never bored even if I'm from Poland, so... i don't understand 100% of your jokes, still KICKING ASS!!!
39:32 The compass on the map of middle earth is rotated 90° counterclockwise, with east on top as is tradition with Dwarven maps. You'd know this if you read the books. So in that scene, the Hobbits are in fact being taken northeast towards isengard.
Other than the Witch-King of Angmar, the Nazgul who approaches Farmer Maggot and chases the Hobbits to Buckleburry Ferry is Khamul the Easterling. There was also a guy called Ren the Unclean, who appeared at Weathertop, but don't quote me on that.
When I saw this in the theater in 2003, the fade-to-black endings had people heading to the exit several times. Yeah, there was some moaning at the third fake out.
That Skyrim clip in FOTR is waay to true. I can not play Skyrim without my LOTR weapons mod. And the one adds the One Ring. Had one that added nazguls too at point. Took it off cos new characters kept getting demolished by them.
Theres actually a rather well done explanation why the eagles dont directly aid in transporting the ring. Long story short they're on the same level as gandalf and can be just as susceptible to its influence.
60:00 I did a campaign for the Middle Earth tabletop RPG where the four of us had to create a character to replace a Fellowship member who wasn't a Hobbit or Gandalf. One of us ended up trying to shank Theoden over that.
"Orcs start marching out of Cirith Ungol". Amazing review, amazing channel, but it bugs me that someone accidentally said Cirith Ungol instead of Minas Morgul in the Return of the King portion lol. Not a big issue, but still bugs me XD
P.S. The reason they have the giant lightshow with Minas Morgul, is because Orcs usually suffer under direct sunlight (they can do it but only if they are forced to), and The Witch-King and his fellow Nazgûl use their magic to spread a phenomenon called The Shadow of Mordor which blocks direct Sunlight for Mordor's Orcs and Olog-Hai, making it easier for them to fight against Gondor.
Funny enough, in the books the woman do even less. Arwen isn't even really in then except for a bit on rivendell and then again in 3 at the end when the she marries Aragorn.
That's not funny at all, that's to be expected, the misogyny is real man They changed loads of stuff why not change that up in the actual movies is the question. But they're still great and as you say. Faithful.
Hopefully ''The Hidden World'' will officially bring How to Train Your Dragon into the ranks of film trilogies that are all really good and only get better with each movie.
seems like more of a summary than a review to me. but overall very funny also, if youre going to reference the map in the book to show how their directions are off towards isengard , then you should take into consideration that the R sound in the Tolkein word was intended to be rolled. It is not a choice by the filmmakers just to make things seem more evil.
Elves don't even appear at Helm's Deep in the book (other than Legolas) so it's not as if changing the leader of the elves in the film would've made it more accurate.
I know you made this review forever ago but I just rewatched this and in the review for Fellowship. You find it odd that Saruman could commune with birds. I play a number of tabletop rpgs and in nearly all of them that are more or less like D&D, COMMUNE WITH BIRDS is a low level spell for most spellcasting classes. Now I know that dungeons and dragons is obviously inspired heavily by Tolkien's books. So I found it funny that you considered that a strange spell to have but because of this series dissemination into pop culture, there were probably more than a few individuals who heard that as I did and thought "Well of course he can talk to birds, all wizards can talk to birds. That's some elementary magic shit man"
Fun Fact: Christopher Lee was the only cast member to have ever met JRR Tolkien
@@obiwankenobi9141 :-)
Lee was a mega fan of LOTR and middle earth. Probably why he put his heart and soul into this role.
It is said Sir Lee would read the book at least once a year.
Who hasn’t he met
Even when I know the Bilbo jumpscare is coming, it never fails to scare the shit out of me.
i always make sure that im not eating when that scene comes or i will choke of suprise and scaredness
For some reason it doesn't scare me. I may flinch a little bit. Spiderman 2 doc oc jumpscare always got me
16:06
The funny thing is...Gloin's father actually was named Groin. Gimli, son of Gloin, son of Groin. That makes this joke even funnier for Tolkien fans.
Gimli's grandpa must've been the most well-endowed dwarf in history
Caro aren’t we all sons of groin, ultimately?
@@CertainlyCaro Or the biggest compensator in Dwarf history
Lord of the Rings made by British author born in South Africa, adapted by Americans , in New Zealand. Truly brings the world tougher.
Britain = western. South Africa, sorta western. America western. New Zealand western. Lets say it truly brought whites together?
That is why I have sex with more than one woman. That way I can say I am a rapist, not a racist.
Peter Jackson, along with most of the actors, were all British
*together
@@eschel2155 🙄🙄🙄
Holy shit, "the love child between senator palpatine and tommy wiseau"...
dead
*YoU aRe TeArInG mE aPaRt, AnAkIn!!!*
It's like I'm watching an entire movie in a review
your name is great
Fucking weeb
The "long end" of The Return of the King seems long because the plot of the movie ends when the ring is destroyed, all the scenes after that is the story wrapping up. Those scenes being in the movie is 100% justified and in my opinion necessary.
These movies were cinematic history, no films will ever provoke a reaction quite like them again. One of my major regrets is that I can't erase my memory and watch them for the first time again.
Edit: Not gonna lie, I cry every time Boromir dies
I know what you mean. As for moments that make me cry in The Lord of the Rings movies, the endings to The Return of the King (especially the beautiful song at the end) always make me tear up.
The most underrated youtuber ever
33:00 - The Two Towers
1:20:07 - The Return of the King
WTF, when does Fellowship start??? I'm confused
-_-
thanks
Sambe Ksist it's apart cause the start with felloship you idoit
@@MRTZ1897 0:00 to be precise.
We need an extended version this review that adds 2 more hours!
And a 5 hour behind the scenes, bloopers and the making of this review which goes into extreme detail.
You can tell just how much heart was put into this trilogy. “We had no interest in putting our messages
into this movie. But we thought we should honor Tolkien by putting his message into It”
-Peter Jackson, 2002
I've seen all three of these already.
Time to get out the popcorn!
Ok
Can we just remember the fact that Tolkien's creativity inspired EVERY SINGLE role-playing game of all time? Dungeons and Dragons and all the videogames.
And the Poetic Edda inspired Tolkien.
And Beowulf.
Jerry is officially the best character of the series
54:27 Samwise in the house!
Thanks
The run time of 2 hrs 20 was daunting at first, but like the trilogy itself, one review simply flowed into the next. Well done!
The end of high prices at bilbos weed shack! Lol that part gets me all the time
the Ringwraiths: Jerry, Steve, Tom, Marvin, William, John, Howard, Bert, and the witch king or as he's known in Mordor, Phil!
1:34:56
"Get those lights off, turn them off, TURN OFF THE LIGHTS"
Hands down my favorite video on the whole platform
Phil the Witch King.
He's probably related to Tim the Enchanter.
Nice.
The way you split the thumbnails for these videos is honestly brilliant as fuck XD 10/10
Why though? I'm not being a prick, I'm asking with genuine curiosity
Fellowship of The Ring 0:00
The Two Towers 33:00
The Return of the King 1:20:06
what's this? a 2 and a half hour review/analysis of the original LOTR trilogy?
Sign me up!
I lost my shit at the Pokémon battle with Gandalf. Funniest part of the first review!
"Sam, am I the only one who thinks it looks like a giant, flaming v-"
"No, Mr Frodo. You're not."
Thank you for putting these movie reviews together in one video 😀
While I'm not by any means qualified, I would've done the door closing scene at the end a bit differently. I would've had Sam and his family inherit Bag End, walk through the door into the house, and end on a shot of the door with the mark that Gandalf left there all those years ago from The Hobbit clearly in view.
I feel like it would be fitting to pay tribute to Bilbo's adventures as well as Frodo and Sam's own experiences. It would be as if to say, "This humble home is the residence of true but unlikely heroes, and will remain so."
Hey Suspect, I'm surprise you didn't notice this one: The Fellowship camps out. Strider says I'm gonna go take a look around. He's gone for hours, and doesn't even notice the fn Ring Wraiths approaching while he's out taking his look around. WTH? Frodo gets stabbed, and they have to take him to Rivendale...which is SIX days away. And about five minutes into that trip they just happen to bump into Strider's hot ass elf girlfriend...who lives in Rivendale, 6 days away. Hm, so Strider is gone for a few hours, distracted from his mission, and oh btw his hot ass elf girlfriend just so happens to be right near by? C'mon people, Strider was doing some Will Riker mission accomplished right there.
He did mention that, around 11:56
Elves from Rivendell were looking around for the hobbits as they were worried about the nazgul
I can't believe you made me laugh at a fart joke... I can't believe it. I'm just... wow. Well done.
48:50
That's why it's called murder not munkdunk
Suspect: Gandalf must've done some good deeds for the Shire.
Me: Yeah, his firework sho-
Suspect: He's the Hobbiton Santa Claus
Me:...huh...
Well that settles it. I’m adding extended trilogies for Hobbit and LotR on my Amazon cart
Now i have an excuse to rewatch these amazing videos.
Hussain Memon I don't think you have to have an excuse to rewatch the unusual suspect's videos
42:00 That is a reference to Pokémon Emerald. Put water on that tree. On no it’s the Pokémon Sudowado.
Your editing seemed quite extensive and very good. thanks for that.
Why can’t we have some meat?
I don't understand how I can keep returning to these reviews and keep laughing everytime. They're just BRILLIANT!!
this might just be the greatest video ever made
The "two and a half hobbits" bit got me at the end 😂 "sneaking"
man I love your reviews
One of the best videos I've ever seen!!!! (But at 1:21:54 it was greek song you used for a soviet joke)
HA! Omg I love that edit. Boil'em, mash'em, stick em in a stew! boil'em, mash'em, stick em in a stew!
RIP Ian Holm 1931-2020
Sir, you deserve 11 Oscars for the hilarious comedy and INCREDIBLE editing of these three reviews. 👏👏👏
2:06:26 Woah that was a cool noise. It reminds me of those sesmic charges from Star Wars episode 2.
2:07:13 Too be fair, I think I would be forgetting someone's name if I only interacted with him once before getting separated from the team. Yeah, in the original Fellowship of the Ring, the line where Legolas says, "And you have my bow," is the only onscreen interaction between him and Frodo. After which, the two never interacts with each other, until the moment where the Fellowship reunites and upon Sauron's destruction.
Haha I appreciate your work, this always makes me laugh.
Thanks for giving me an excuse to rewatch all of this!
Every evil thing has a r?
My name has a r
Even your video title has a r in it
Evil review confirmed
RichChanLikesTacos but review has a r in so all reviews are evil
Technically he didnt say that. Just that letter R is the most evil SOUNDING letter. And yes im sure you know that.
The beginning of my youtube name has an r
I am evil confirmed
Get a load of Suspect's real name.
Ross John FeaRnley
Every evil thing has an r, but that doesn't necessarily mean that everything that has an r is evil
Thanks I needed a good lough
I remember watching all 3 of these movies in a row when I was younger. Aw nostalgia.
Way to go, Suspect. You opened up an idea for a new Shadow the Hedgehog fanfiction.
thnx for making this compilation it's hilarious
This guy sounds and talks ever so slightly like Ramsay Bolton lol.
Can you do a combined review of all the Hobbit movie? Please!
You need to do the Hobbit movies
Bradley Keats there should only have been one hobbit movie i dont really like the movies
To & Fr gaming. I think it would've been better if they made two movies.
Bwa Bwa Yoshi it was originally going to be two movies. It was gonna be unexpected journey as normal and then Smaug would have died halfway through the second movie and the rest would’ve been the battle of the five armies. About 4 months before unexpected journey came out however the studio told Jackson that he should make it a trilogy and there was risk of him getting kicked off the movie if he didn’t
They are trash
RIP Sir Ian Holm.
I LOVE this revievs! It's the best! Suspect, your work is awesome! I watched these films many times and I have never bored even if I'm from Poland, so... i don't understand 100% of your jokes, still KICKING ASS!!!
39:32 The compass on the map of middle earth is rotated 90° counterclockwise, with east on top as is tradition with Dwarven maps. You'd know this if you read the books. So in that scene, the Hobbits are in fact being taken northeast towards isengard.
drank water at 18:47... I literally had to spit into my glass again... you sir, just earned yourself an achievement! :)
1:48:00 If I way ask, what is the song that plays during that scene, and where is it from?
Idk what it is but the Two and a Half Hobbits bit had me in tears
The best part has to be 1:01:34 I just can't stop laughing!!!
Other than the Witch-King of Angmar, the Nazgul who approaches Farmer Maggot and chases the Hobbits to Buckleburry Ferry is Khamul the Easterling. There was also a guy called Ren the Unclean, who appeared at Weathertop, but don't quote me on that.
When I saw this in the theater in 2003, the fade-to-black endings had people heading to the exit several times. Yeah, there was some moaning at the third fake out.
The scene at 31:01 where does the happen in the movies? Its a beautiful frame and I cannot seem to find it on rewatches.
That Skyrim clip in FOTR is waay to true. I can not play Skyrim without my LOTR weapons mod. And the one adds the One Ring. Had one that added nazguls too at point. Took it off cos new characters kept getting demolished by them.
The part where Gimmlie blows the horn killed me 😂
This is the best video on UA-cam. This should cost money
50:00 Behold the power of Vanish OxyAction!
Gloin's father actually is named Grôin.
ah Grôin, that's where my Pain goes when I get kicked in the balls.
And what’s Grôin’s father named?
In the books, Frodo was brought to Rivendell by Glorfindel. And the river's power was called upon by Elrond and Gandalf.
Glorfindel, not celebrimbor.
I love these.
Films, and the reviews. But its thanks to this channel i ended up watching a lot of the films i do
Theres actually a rather well done explanation why the eagles dont directly aid in transporting the ring. Long story short they're on the same level as gandalf and can be just as susceptible to its influence.
honestly I always thought it was because they were so large they would've been spotted and killed by Orcs.
60:00 I did a campaign for the Middle Earth tabletop RPG where the four of us had to create a character to replace a Fellowship member who wasn't a Hobbit or Gandalf. One of us ended up trying to shank Theoden over that.
22:05 Flame of Udun is the Balrog
plz review the Pirates of the caribbean trilogy
Jamar Honda “trilogy”
Pentatrilogy
Dylan Matthews Not to some of us. I think the third ended the trilogy perfectly!
AH HA HA HA HA XD
39:01 One of my favorite faces of all time.
37:11 I always thought that it did happen, he was just dreaming about gandalf at the time
"Orcs start marching out of Cirith Ungol". Amazing review, amazing channel, but it bugs me that someone accidentally said Cirith Ungol instead of Minas Morgul in the Return of the King portion lol. Not a big issue, but still bugs me XD
P.S. The reason they have the giant lightshow with Minas Morgul, is because Orcs usually suffer under direct sunlight (they can do it but only if they are forced to), and The Witch-King and his fellow Nazgûl use their magic to spread a phenomenon called The Shadow of Mordor which blocks direct Sunlight for Mordor's Orcs and Olog-Hai, making it easier for them to fight against Gondor.
Funny enough, in the books the woman do even less. Arwen isn't even really in then except for a bit on rivendell and then again in 3 at the end when the she marries Aragorn.
That's not funny at all, that's to be expected, the misogyny is real man
They changed loads of stuff why not change that up in the actual movies is the question. But they're still great and as you say. Faithful.
Thanks for making these more convenient.
Ok fuck it, I'm 17 minutes in and the sweet corn and when Bilbo goes demon face parts cracked tf up!
46:42 ''Don't encourage it, Merry, or it'll eat all the haaarrrggis'' my sides man.
You should be a comedian. You are the funniest person and or review ever, made my day!
the drug jokes crack me up
2020 I'm here for the memories 👍🏻👊🏻
Same bro
Hopefully ''The Hidden World'' will officially bring How to Train Your Dragon into the ranks of film trilogies that are all really good and only get better with each movie.
seems like more of a summary than a review to me. but overall very funny
also, if youre going to reference the map in the book to show how their directions are off towards isengard , then you should take into consideration that the R sound in the Tolkein word was intended to be rolled. It is not a choice by the filmmakers just to make things seem more evil.
Since you have done the LOTR review, well the Hobbit review is gonna be fun to watch.
We have different tastes but I love your reviews 😂
Elves don't even appear at Helm's Deep in the book (other than Legolas) so it's not as if changing the leader of the elves in the film would've made it more accurate.
*bring in snacks* Time to do nothing but watch this all day :D
Yup, the One ring gave the idea for the Horcrux :D
I know you made this review forever ago but I just rewatched this and in the review for Fellowship. You find it odd that Saruman could commune with birds. I play a number of tabletop rpgs and in nearly all of them that are more or less like D&D, COMMUNE WITH BIRDS is a low level spell for most spellcasting classes. Now I know that dungeons and dragons is obviously inspired heavily by Tolkien's books. So I found it funny that you considered that a strange spell to have but because of this series dissemination into pop culture, there were probably more than a few individuals who heard that as I did and thought "Well of course he can talk to birds, all wizards can talk to birds. That's some elementary magic shit man"
Please do the hobbit trilogy, your comedic approach to movie reviews would be amazing against the mixed quality of the films
fantastic
you should review the Trap door series.