Red alert 3 qoutes: Conscript, Flak trooper, Tesla trooper, Natasha
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- Опубліковано 4 лип 2024
- Soviet infantry units
0:00 Conscripts
1:35 Flak trooper
3:23 Tesla trooper
5:48 Natasha
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Music: First: Hell March to the Apocalypse remix... /watch?v=vMdm__YwI-8
Second: Grinder 2 /watch?v=P3I-sW4O7w8 - Розваги
"They're shooting at me!"
"They have guns too!?"
I don't think the Conscripts know they're in a war.
They're too pure
"Poorly trained, armed with AKs and promises of glory."
@@FurryMIG you can know how AKs weak and nerfed in RA3 by EA.(take forever to kill an police,my mean,is peacekeeper.Don't get any buffed damage in battle bunker,unlike RA2.Battle Bunker+5 Conscripts can't OP)
seem like ADK 45(name of AK in-game) firing the pistol bullets
The Russian version is much better
they are conscripts...
RA3 Flak trooper: So this is what they call commity service?
RA2 Flak trooper: At least I have job.
community* XD
Beats me being in Gulag
Punishment
Funniest thing I do in RA3 is watching Conscripts while idle. Some of them try to remove rifle jams by slamming the gun on the ground. Some of them dance the Cossack dance. There are some who check weapon jams through the barrel of the gun with the business end pointed at them. And others who try to drink their Molotovs. Its just so damn funny.
Special mention to the Flak trooper that when idle armed with magnetic mines. Sometimes they would tinker with them and it would stick to their helmets.
Sometimes, with magnetic mines equipped, they can toss it and it can explode. So, take caution to Flak Troopers' mines.
Something about that has aged well.
"Heres your electric bill"
Tesla Troopers are awesome
In the sadly abandoned RA3's Paradox mod, if I remember correctly, part of the background lore did explain the reason why Tesla Troopers get an extra range boost when they garrison into a civilian building is because they are able to plug their suits directly into the building's electric outlet instead of using just their portable battery, allowing them to run the weapon at full power instead of being on conserve power mode.... With the unfortunate owner of the building likely getting a heart attack when they get their electric bill... Assuming they survive the battle after having a bunch of Soviet Tesla Troopers garrisoning inside their home.
lol, "kill them like watermelon." and also the "good, lets take a break." right after 30 secs of screaming and sounds.
*ROFL*
They have Television in there? made me laugh the most
Soviets usign watermelon as target practive while its citizen starved to death. God I love Soviets.
0:36 "Good, let's take a break!" After all those gut-wrenching screams of pure agony is just the funniest thing in the world to me, possibly because it just describes a normal day at my job
Makes me think they were wrapping up a recording session
this game has the best quotes for many of the units. 1:25 "next time, i drive tank, okay?"
1:24
We need Red Alert 4.
+The Wumbologist given the curren EA i highly doubt it
sadly the serie is dead , last game was browser based and general 2 got canceled so the serie is dead now
Well, Generals 2 is still running, hehe (little bad joke)
Seriously, EA are looking for new developers for their reboot. If I'm wrong
RTS are dead(
Maybe when Shitcraft dies. Unlikely before that.
"Kill them like water melon!" and "They have television in there?" Good old conscripts lol
The Tesla trooper is a very positive guy. Get it? aahahhaha, im so dumb.XD
AC/DC!
he has a electric personality, its quite shocking a big dude in a mec suit can such a bright spark and be so live
3:09 You think that hurts?
3:11 Ahh... that hurts.
I feel so sad when the conscripts die :'c
+
At least they don't call their mom when they are dead.
I use conscripts only for defense with houses or bunker
Conscripts: *next time i tank ride ok*
Love the Tesla Trooper's lines. They seem to have so many MORE lines than everyone else. :D
that happens because the uploader put the tesla trooper and tesla tank quotes together!
Rafael Marcelo I wonder how long it took them to come up with all of those puns.
MaxusFett Yes, the Red alert 3 unit quotes are very good indeed!
"So this is what they call community service" Flak Trooper
3:02
They have guns too?!
"I don't like this anymore!" >__
"Tell the premier I've been wounded!" I love all the conscript lines, they nail the whole patriotic naive conscript character.
"they have television in there?"
@@bigfloppagaming360 they have television in war? Lol
Gotta love these Tesla trooper shocking quotes... lol
''Though Crowd''
I guess you can say nobody is putting up any *resistance*
"TELL THE PREMIER I'VE BEEN WOUNDED!"
Honestly,for the conscripts,I would
They're too pure for war.
The fact that the most clicked part is Natasha's death sounds is .....interesting to say the least
I miss Boris. I personally liked him better than Natasha. I mean the only "advantages" she had over him was the ability to swim and she had a sniper rifle instead of an auto rifle.
Boris was more of a Badass unlike Natasha. While Natasha stays away from the battlefield Boris just rides in on a bear and sprays his AK47 everywhere.
Bartek Dziarmaga Exactly, and nice rhyme :)
What? Where the hell does my sentence rhyme?!
Bartek Dziarmaga "Rides in on a bear....sprays his AK47 Everywhere"
VaciliNikoMavich Boris had a better rifle) not dat stupid awp from red alert 3
One of Conscript's voice line:
"Kill it/em like watermelon!"
Hmm, nice one.
So you from Philippines?
@@teammagmasmaxie6107 he is
@@B-FIFTYTWO so u?
Yes I am.
0:44
Oleg really inspired those conscripts XD
0:44
Lol'd at the Flak Trooper.
"You think that hurts?"
"Ah...tha hurts!"
Red Alert 3 soviet infantry has more character and attitude here than in Red Alert 2
Agreed just like the Imperial Warrior!
when a conscript dies i fell bad
Next time they drive tanks. Okay?!
''Dont be so NEGATIVE!
Geez, tough crowd. *Was it something I said?''*
I AM DYING.
Ironic. Despite meant to be the least soldier-like, the Conscript has the most soldier aesthetic. The Peacekeeper is a cop, and the Imperial Warrior is a gangsta.
Come on, admit that Red Alert 3 has one of the best voice acting in the entire history of RTS games.
We've got:
Conscripts - young and silly optimists who think war is fun and they will win everything with ease.
Flak Trooper - a grumpy guy who is fed up with his job.
Engineer - an old guy who misses the good times.
Tesla Trooper - an electrician who enjoys his job a little too much.
Natasha - a good looking but very deadly assassin.
don't forget that the flac troopers are convicts who use their incredibly heavy weapons as punishment for their crimes
don't forget the patriotism in the dreadnoughts that puts the national anthem to shame
Flak trooper doing my time
Flak trooper doing my time
Flak trooper doing my time
Flak trooper doing my time
Flak trooper and Tesla trooper have one of the best quotes in this game.
Conscripts have the funniest quotes in the Game and some players use them to annoy the enemy, but they are plastic if a group of Peacekeepers or Japanese Imperial Warriors attack them
i like the flak troopers they sound so pissed like in "Thats right sucker!"
5:24 "Capacitators ready" XD
5:33 "Hey, don't be so negative!" LMAO!
is "dont be so negative" somekind of electricity things / joke ??
Yep.
Recruit: "just like the training video"
I think I get it why an imperial soldier pwned 4 of them
It is mathematically impossible
Here some math:
(100hp;5damage)X4 for four conscripts is more than (160hp;7damage) for one imperial warrior
You need like 2 conscripts, or one promoted to kill the warrior
So your comment makes no sense
Regards,
C&C institute of science
@@JohnDarksoul98 im pretty sure an imperial warrior can kill 4 conscripts with his sword.
@@neonknight-1522 probably, in your dreams.
@@JohnDarksoul98 fùck right off you sìssy.
@@JohnDarksoul98 why AK of Conscript is too low of damage,even used 7.62*34 mm bullet and shoot at dogs or unarmored and just bikini women???????
Tesla troopers have so much puns.
Conscript : is they get Television?
Flak Trooper : Yup!
Funniest Moment i've ever heard 😂😂
Hearing nikolai’s VA in this before he would eventually pilot a mech himself it’s poetic
man i love the normal speech that suddenly breaks into screaming and grunting, just to go back to a conversational tone
*zaped* AAAAAAAAHHH *ZAP AAAAAAAAAAAAHHH, lets take a break
lol
"Like a christmas tree"
"Why so negative?"
"Is it recycled energy?"
LOL
The conscript is my favorite unit!
1:22 "Tell the Premier I've been wounded!"
Just like training video!
"Beats being in the Gulag." Shit, that's dark.
Double ticket to siberia
Conscrips are so dumb and funny. Conscript training finished
How?
"They have guns too?"
I don't like this anymore!
That Tesla Trooper...
So.. MANY.. electricity... PUNS!!
I love the conscripts :3
"I can't kill if I'm dead!" Indeed!
1:26 attack пацаны :D
Атас, пацаны!
patsany xD pasta x)
I can't kill if I'm dead
Me: You don't say
Opps i let her die by Future Tank X-ones
Призывник закончил обучение
The conscript is so perfect for a comedy horror movie.
they have guns too?
i dont like this anymore!
thats right sucker!
think your safe up there?
lights up
sweet dreams
AcDc(tesla trooper)
Next time i drive tank. Okay?
Flak trooper is my favorite unit!
"Have we won yet?"
"Of course!"
Guy: Heres Your Electric Bill
*Tesla Trooper Shocks him*
Guy: OK OK YOU DON'T HAVE TO PAY
Very nice
6:16 - 6:26
Love it, love it, love it
Umm
"just like training video!"
3:54 that tesla trooper must be on a scary roller coaster lol
First: Hell March to the Apocalypse remix... /watch?v=vMdm__YwI-8
Second: Grinder 2 /watch?v=P3I-sW4O7w8
I like your scope.
Just Go With the flow!
I love the tf2 one for Heavy. XD
OH OKAY!
JUST LIKE TRAINING VIDEO!
THIS IS NICE COAT!
THEY HAVE GUNS TO?
❤tesla trooper my beloved❤
"I can swim, then ill swim. i LOLed there
@Jacobstx There's a cooking related pun there too. "Extra crispy!"
My favorite quote is "they have guns too?"
This aged well.
Like a christmas tree!
"Just like training video"
lol that make me laugh so hard XD
my special comando boris, I love Boris
2:51 "Where is that food you promised!?" 🙄🙄🙄🙄
Atas pacani!
6:23 lines up with the music nicely ;D
Tfw a dog is more expensive than a Conscript.
'For mother russia'
'Make room for mother russia'
Epicness.
awesome!! XD
ra3 conscript is funny lol, but when i think about it, it's kinda sad
I totally agree with you.we are three then.
1:34 lol the funniest scream
I just feel sorry for the poor conscripts. :(
Just like training video! It looks dark!
0:38 They have Television in there?😂😂
Flak Trooper: Yup!
@@teammagmasmaxie6107 Flak Trooper:They serve food? Conscript:Yup!
@LieutenantLousyshot That's why you must send infantry with battle vehicle
RA3 Flak Trooper: Yes warden!
You know I like coming back and listening to these quotes what I hate is that you didn't make a ZIP or anything I could just, download the raw quotes from. So all I'm left with is a bunch of quotes with music playing over them.
Flak trooper: Do you think that hurts? Grrrh.. That hurts :DDD
Ildieresis dei dei dei dei
4:49 "КонЭчно" :D
5:18 "Extra crispy" XD
"Was it something I said?"
"Full of Energy"
for mother Russia )
Conscript: They got guns too? O.o
not to mention her ability to shoot the tank driver.
Goodest boy ever
well, she only can shoot 1 tank driver and then U have to wait for a long time to use that ability again.
Shocking, isn't it?
Just like training Video :D
What's the name of the first song in this video? It sounds like a version of Hell March 3