Dan Harmon loses it over "Now You See Me"
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- Опубліковано 26 лис 2017
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In which Dan unleashes his unbridled enthusiasm for Now You See Me... and his utter disbelief that a sequel has been made.
Fun fact: in that scene where Isla Fisher dropped into the tank, she actually almost drowned during filming.
Imagine being a successful actress and drowning to death shooting "Now You See Me"
Sammie1053 lol 😂
On the one hand, you're right, and that's the kind of thing I'd call someone else out on
On the other hand, FUCK OFF
Nowaday it's the norm for marketing teams to come up with "x actor" nearly died on set scenarios. Look up random expensive movie titles and you'll find one of those most of the time. To the point where it's safer to asume it's fake.
I dunno, man, if I had to pick a movie that seemed like a chronic violator of health and safety standards, this one would definitely be on the short list. Low budget and CLEARLY poorly thought out
That must be why she turned down the sequel
I suppose this is where the hatred of heist films stemmed to create the One Crew Over The Crewcoo's Morty episode.
Ahh, see, but they _knew_ he would do that, so him making an "I hate heist movies" episodes was part of their plan all along.
Oh shit.
First video I thought of when I saw the latest episode.
@@SurvivingTheApocalypse lol, same! Had to hear it again
You son of a bitch I’m in
"I'm creating a super group of magicians."
"You son of a bitch. I'm in."
"Now you see me, electric boogaloo".
1. Dan Harmon tells everyone to see how bad the movies are
2. Unexpected spike in views gets "Now You See Me 3" greenlit.
Old Soul Now You 3 Me
You just made me google it.. www.imdb.com/title/tt4712810/
...h..how...
Now You See 3
Now You See 4 Me
Now You 5ee Me
Now You See Me Yet Again
Robin Thrush the now and the see me
Slavoj Zizek's English is excellent.
lol
I think it's why it showed up in my feed. They do look similar.
This is when you snort pure media instead of pure ideology
Ahhh you stole my words hahaha
T-City unreal
The best part of those movies is that they cast Daniel Radcliffe to be a character that’s like, “your magic is stupid!”
No. That’s just dumb and obvious.
@@justincoleman3805 I’m pretty sure that’s what the original poster meant
@@justincoleman3805 I’m guessing everything is dumb and obvious to a contrarian asshole.
The ironic thing is, listening to Dan Harmon rant hysterically about this movie has made me want to watch it more than any trailer could have.
It’s legitimately one of the worst movie franchises ever made. They don’t actually do magic tricks to steal things or whatever, they just magically summon CGI effects to move the plot forward.
It's like if someone explained the Fast and Furious plots and the ridiculous scenarios
It’s So stupid yet fun
@@accidentalmadness1708 nah its just stupid
@@jjkunzlerthat twist in the first one was so damn bad too
2 Now, 2 See Me
Joshua Lane Now You Tokyo Drift
I randomly thought of this comment i read months ago at work and started cracking up. Came back to tell you
Now You See Me, Too: The Legend of Curly's Gold
Now You Judgement Day
Now See Me's
The Now You See Me
The Now and The You and The See and The Me
Eventually it will just be called Now 7
I was so disappointed when the sequel wasn't entitled "Now You Don't"
thats the joke
I was so disappointed when the sequel was made, regardless of the name.
Potbelly Porpus
No shit... am I not allowed to agree?
Brandon!
Ben!
I feel like he ranted so hard it materialized in the form of a Rick and Morty heist episode 😂
He's not a very good comedian though tbh. Much better writer.
@@happzy Well, to be fair, he's not doing stand up...
Apparently it _was_ supposed to be called "and now you don't"
But someone decided that losing the "now you see me" part would ruin the brand
Also someone decided that 1 movie counts as a brand
Then call it
‘Now You See Me: Now You Don’t’
It’s insane they missed the second titling
@@AutieDino Oh, that's absolutely what they _should_ have done
But since when does Hollywood make sensible decisions?
I love this bit by Harmon but "Now You Don't" is a bad name, it just sounds awkward and dull in a sentence, and doesn't indicate the movie is a sequel to people who aren't aware of the first
I love how they keep calling him Mark Zuckerberg
ajajajaj
I didn't even notice
Chris Tamigi I didn't get the joke..
jesse played mark zuckerberg in a biopic
Chris Tamigi I mean he does play the same character over, and over, and over again. He might as well change his name legally
The greatest tragedy about all this is that the sequel to this movie wasn't titled "Now You Don't." Wasted potential.
If they acutally did that, I don't think I'd have any other choice but to give them my money.
That's what Dan said
Nah, should've been Now2SeeMe
Literally the exact thought I had when I heard there was a sequel.
I think literally every single person except the writers of this movie had the same thought.
The sequel to "Analyze This" was called "Analyze That," at first this seemed lazy to me but I realize now that it's actually brilliant.
Don’t analyze
Could have called it "Deconstruct This".
i hate that title because if analyze means anything it means sodomize. but it doesn't mean anything. there's no such suffix in english as -yzis. the word is spelt analyse. with an s
Analyze these
is just logical
Apparently the Director wanted it to be "Now You Don't", but the studio wanted to call it Now You See Me, Second Act.
And they somehow went with a third option that was worse than both of those
@@SemperCallide not one person in that room could've offered 'can you still see me?...now?'
Of course it’s the studio that butchers it
Wait until the “Fool Me Once” sequel, “Can’t Get Fooled Again”
🤣😂🤣😂
Deep cut
Sequel should be named "shame on you"
The sequel: Fooled Me Once
The sequel called: You Can't Shoot The Shooter
Man, Mark Hamill really isn't taking The Last Jedi well. Guy's losing it up there.
Lmao
he needs some new hope then.
Turns out that alien titty juice had brain eating parasites in it
@@Laizerdisk expired green alien titty milk
What a terrible joke.
The weirdest thing about Now You See Me is that they are all magicians except the mind control guy who can literally control minds, he's not a magician he's a wizard streight up casting magic spells that make people do his bidding and he erases their memories. There is no form of mortal "suggestion" that can do either of those things.
They’re all not magicians, they’re all wizards. Their shared power is CGI.
Woody Harrelson came to the set and use his powers, they just keep filming
Someone ain't seen the newest Derren Brown stage show.
Not that it makes this movie any better.
@@Morfe02 Came here to say this. I appreciate you.
@@Morfe02Woody Harrelson is a magician no matter what he’s doing.
*3 minutes in*
Well, guess this rant will be winding down now.
*Looks at time remaining*
Me w both the movies
Now You See Me
Now You See Me 2
Now You 3 Me: Shame on You
Now You See Me 4: Before They Hatch
Now You Don't: The Harder They Fall
Magician archetypes:
#1 illusionist
#2 mentalist
#3 pickpocket
#4 stripper
#5 plumber
#3 pickpocket holy fuck
Oh, plumber gahahaha
#7 Mega Church Pastor faith healer
Sounds like a good idea for a magical porno
Don’t forget restoration, destruction, and conjuration
It's hilarious how Alison Brie's husband stars in Now You See Me.
Who’s gonna tell him that “Now You See Me 3” is coming...
Aaron A dude look at the poster, it’s called “neither your purse”
He sounds just like Garret's one man show from community
CRISIS ALERT
Now You See Me 3
Now You See 4 Me
Now You See 5 of Me
Now You 6 Me
Now You've Seen Me 7 Times
Now You 8 Me
I hate you.
2 Now You 2 See Me
Now you 3 me
69 Me, Now!
Now You 9
See 10
The Now And The YouSeeMeous
Dan channeled a lot of this energy into the Rick and Morty Heist episode
You son of a bitch..... I'm in!
“I’m not angry, I’m excited” is so perfect
If they make a third one it should be called "Now You Three Me"
They will
Too late it's already slated for release in 2019 and it's just Now You See Me 3
Part 4: Now you fournt
Now You C Me
Bruh. This was a dumb joke, but it made me a laugh hard. Thanks man.
"Now you see me 100 years, forever, Now You See Me 9 more seasons!"
2 years later we got a Rick and Morty episode about "heist movies". Because Harmon was pissed off by a hacky and stale movie genre.
If only we could get Harmon mad about the Star Wars sequels.
He will never bash the new Disney Star Wars, he plays way to pc in her personal life.
why not just the star wars movies
@DrPeePeePooPoo Why do you hate peace?
@Geralt of Trivia "(good)" heavily debatable
@Geralt of Trivia They're bad movies, at least the most recent two are. People can like what they like and I won't fault them, but the new star wars movies only exist to make money, not be good movies, and that's why I'll never pay money to watch them.
I hope john cena starts in the 3rd one. And its called. YOU CANT SEE ME.
It’s just one hour of John Cena beating the living daylights out of the magicians.
Now you SEE NAH
@@ItsMeiri Best comment in the comment section!!! Now you SEE NAH!!
when he rants he sounds like Morty, and he's not even Morty
He's not Morty though
Godzilla, Are you blind? _"...and he's not even Morty"_
Godzilla someone never learned how to read
Reading is apparently hard
Simone Tanzi he should’ve been morty honestly I think Roliand uses a variation of morty for everything but Rick and having Harmon be morty would’ve been more genuine
The most insane part about these movies is that they got a cast of A and B list actors to act in this TWICE.
no shit. I hate these movies about "magic" but where the only way to possibly accomplish the things the "magicians" are supposedly doing is via CGI. At least have the creative juice to have your characters perform illusions that could be performed in the real world.
I watched/listened to this bit numerous times, but only now I realized that dude talking to Dan is Star Burns
Bro u just blew my mind 3 years later. Star burns!
The final movie should be titled "Now I Get it..."
1:57 that whole tirade has strong Troy Barnes energy
Patrick Ellis My whole brain is crying!
2:00 - 2:40 The best 40 seconds of this month for me. I laughed so hard I started gasping for air.
The whole segment there sounds like and has patt Oswald energy to the max
"Now You See #MeToo:" The Morgan Freeman standalone spin-off.
Lol except Morgan Freeman got metoo'd. Except it turned out there was the video of the thing and it was a hilarious misunderstanding. It might make for a pretty cool short.
@Quinn Dang The joke is Morgan Freeman actually did get MeTooed. Except the lady accusing him completely blew the story out of proportion and as defi stated, it was a huge misunderstanding, and there was video evidence to support Morgan Freeman's side of events.
This whole thing sounds like inter-dimensional cable.
Damn. It really shouldve been called "NOW YOU DON'T"
An Aroused Chiwawa Now You Don't, and Now You Don't 2.
Now You See Me
Now You Don't
Don't Blink
You'll Miss It
It took me less than a 30 seconds to come up with that.
Ernie Anigbogu and lined up all together like that it's great looking. However, if separated, both in their solo placement as titles, as well as their multi-year gaps in their release dates, no one will have any idea what to do with a movie entitled "Don't Blink," or "You'll Miss It." It's not going to be clever. They REALLY don't stand alone as movie titles. The thirty seconds you spent putting together your list was time wasted. 😉😆🤣😘
(******** *Below is a little scene I've written. It's a vignette of your titles trying to make it in the real world. It's a story of grit, betrayal, the American dream, and the broken-down Highway where we lost it; kicked off like a hubcap long overdue for some independent exploration. Enjoy* ********)
"...what's playing this weekend?"
"*Don't Blink* is at the mall."
"*Don't Blink*?"
"Yeah you know, the sequel to *Now You Don't*."
"To what?"
"*Now You See Me 2*."
"Oh, why?"
"Why what? *Why* are they called that or *why* did they make a third?"
"Well, both."
"Oh well you see the titles are a reference to a line in th-"
"Stop. I don't care. Also, you are hereby *FOREVER banned* from choosing the movie we watch."
-fin
Ernie Anigbogu ... It took me *more* than thirty seconds to come up with all that nonsense.
knuckle12356 Ok why in hell would you watch the second moive before first any way? When the second relies on what you learn from the first moive?
He looks like the most depressing Stanley Kubrick cosplay ever because he has to explain to everyone who he is supposed to be.
"Y'know, A Clockwork Orange?"
Dan, Star-burns and Annie's brother are really funny
Furrylittleproblem12 don’t you mean Dr Patrick Isakson, Dean of Admissions and professor of Women’s Studies?
His name is Alex..
You mean fake methlab explosion?
See part 2 of this rant by watching rick and morty s4 ep3
After Community, it was pretty obvious that he hates them.
I have never seen Dan Harmon this animated. I just picture Bird Person.
I still love "Now You've Dunnit"
Now I understand how the Morty rants are written. Someone says something to trigger Harmon and they get a stenographer. Roiland just reads it with a Morty-y voice and they record it.
At the very least the sequel should have been called "Now You See Us," or "Now We See You," or "Now You Still See Me Last Summer."
2 years later now you see me 3 is now in production
I hope Harmon one day channels his hatred of this film into a Rick and Morty episode.
Ha!
Heist episode.
he did lol, he even did it in community
@Fart Party Plus Really? I didn't know
@Fart Party Plus Well, it's fine, he's probably bi though
"I'm not being david spade about it"
The comments here had me rolling in laughter! All the suggestions for sequels were outstanding! To everyone here, thanks for the fun! Love you all!
I am watching a man lose his mind and I'm loving every minute of it.
One of the things that annoyed me in Now You See Me was that the movie shows the magicians pulling off wild tricks, but then never explaining how they pulled it off. Not even the most important thing.
Yeah truly awful movie in so many ways but that was one thing that really stuck out to me. At one point the woman is flying around in a bubble and they also all explode into a cloud of money all while driving home the point that they aren't magical.
It actually did explain at least one of their ridiculous tricks, which shows that the writers know absolutely nothing about stage magic.
The big tricks were explained...the smaller ones were mostly sleight of hand and there was some common mentalism tricks, it's not really necessary to explain those
Maybe if it wasn’t all CGI I would be able to like it but it is and therefore all the tricks (and basically the whole movie) are meaningless. One of them could have turned into a dragon and flown off to space and it wouldn’t make a difference.
Three words: soulless cash grab
Remember when they explained the force? Sometimes we should just accept movie shit as movie shit.
They should have called it:
"Don't bother"
But that would have been a spoiler.
Sir, you forgot to drop your mic.
I watch this once a year its gold
"Now U.P." -a film about the Upper Peninsula of Michigan
James Shefchik
I thought that's what you had to do before you left Club 28 after a couple of pitchers.
This is my first clip I've ever heard of this podcast (after knowing about it for years) and I was just wondering if Starburns is on every episode? Cause I'd be subbed right away. That guy is toooooo funny.
It's true, the whole joke of that movie should be that there was only ever one so it's Now you see me, now you don't.
one of the best rants ever. I watched about 5 minutes of this movie - I think the sequence where they're throwing that playing card around - and I just couldn't get through it. At some point, you become complicit in the director's belief that the audience is stupid and despicable.
Now You See Me
Now 2 See Me
Now You 3 Me
and so on.
Now you see me 2: 2 Now 2 Seemeious
And
Now You 3 Me: Tokyo Drift
Now You See
Now Five
Now You See 6
See 7
Now You Saw Me
B4 you see me...eh eh?
How about I'd rather 👳💥myself than think of typing that 🐕💩 out.
Now You C4
*whole cast explodes and we are all spared a fifth one*
"Now You See Me Too" would have been a good title too.
Now also you see me..
You could cater to the non binaries with "now they see me"
ExTex23 next part will be called"Me Three"
I would watch that.
Now You See Meeseeks 3: Look At Me: Twelve Years A Meeseeks
Should have just called it "Now You Don't"
The Now You Cinematic Universe? I'm on board with that
"Both in terms of demAND AND SUPPLY!"
That sudden spike in emotion pretty much solidifies why I respect Dan so much as a creator.
Now Two See Me
Now You See 3
"Now you dance!" The musical.
Love this movie and the sequel!!
Thought of this while watching season 4 episode 3 of R&M.
I auditioned for "girl who pulls rabbit out of hat" but then realized I was at the totally wrong audition and they wanted "girl who pulls rabbit out of skirt".
I got the part though, so f*ck it.
ElyssaAnderson marry me
Fuck the rabbit?
Please dont
That's legal in Canada. Fucking truedope
literally fuck it or......?
I've seen you in a comment section before... lmao
Now That's What I Call You See Me! 2
2:28 "I WOULD CALL IT NOW YOU DON'T! IT WOULD BE CALLED NOW YOU DOOOONT!!! IN AN HONEST WORLLLLLDD" 😂😂😂
I didn't know I needed this.
"Now you Pee"
genius of comedy here, ladies and gentlemen.
thank you Fart Party Plus
@Fart Party Plus Honesty, someone with "Fart Party" in their username is the exact kind of person I'd expect to like this humour. Props for breaking down the glass ceiling of toilet humour enthusiasts. Now everyone can be elitist lol.
Glad to see Imaqtpie made it.
If you watch it at a faster speed, he sounds like Garret. "Crisis alert! Crisis alert!"
I love the now you see me movies unironically
Now You See Me is unironically my 58th favorite movie. I think it's the 58th best movie I've ever seen out of thousands.
Can't wait for Now You See Me: Tokyo Drift
Omg this is amazing!
Does Harmon do podcasts?
DAN HARMON - I don't like this movie
AUDIENCE - *Dies laughing*
yeah, i dont get what they are laughing at
It's a truly, truly, terrible awful, ridiculous movie, that makes no sense, and should never have been made, but it has phenomenal actors in it, and it's flashy trash. So it's kind of funny to people who've seen it, and recognize how awful it is that he has a point, but other than that... A Kevin Smith rant on this movie - if he hated it - would be hilarious, say what you want about his movies but that guy is a genius when it comes to public speaking. He can make anything into a comedy routine. Harmon here struggles just to keep the thread.
Yea the laugh > joke ratio seemed stacked -- until a few cut shots panning the crowd --> was genuinely leaning = extra'ized sarcastic LaughTrack ][ CyberMagik / MetaBit
Now you don't do it Anikin, I have the high ground.
I feel like I no longer need to rant about shit in Hollywood anymore because Dan Harmon’s doing it for me 😂
I don't know why I keep coming back to this rant, it's just so dumb and funny XD
He didn’t even touch the fact that Wood Harrelson plays two parts in the sequel. He plays his own evil twin brother in a wig. And this was a real movie that someone funded.
Another reason I love Dan Harmon. I was in the minority of my friend group with my dislike of this movie, I love hearing him tear it apart.
Any one/movie that tries to pass of CGI as slight of hand or any other form of magic is a fucking disgrace to the people who have actually spent 100s of hours perfecting their skill.
Time to find a new friend group
I saw this movie on a date(I wouldn't have chosen it), I just couldn't stand it. It reminded me of why I hated Sherlock Homes. There is this common theme that when something "impossible" happens that woos the audience. There is a montage of flashbacks later that show exactly how it happened, it turns out to be so extremely excessive and inordinate that it's rendered completely pointless. Its the perfect smart movie for people dumb enough to think its actually smart.
Justin Anderson I thought the sleight of hand part is real?
Justin Anderson that’s your problem with this movie? This movie has so much wrong with it but the fact that it uses cgi to portray magic tricks is not on the list. You are a fucking whiner, “oh I’m so angry that a movie decided to use cgi magic tricks. It’s not because they wanted to create cool scenes in a movie but it’s because they wanted to insult “real” magicians” that’s how you sound.
The NOW U-VERSE.
Dan Harmon should do more stand-up, he’s great!!
Now you smell me
Now you taste me
Now you hear me
now you feel me.
none of these sound like they end well for the recipient.
In the Reddit AMA from the writer, he said he wanted to call it “Now You Don’t” but the producers felt they knew what was best.
Man that's sad.
"Now you've done it" 😂
This is so amazing
You're doing a wonderful service, on a global scale
gay
Yeah, it's well known that thanking someone for something they've done is entirely homosexual. Guess you caught me out as one of the gays.
Best of luck on wherever your Sherlockian perceptions take you next...
Utter fucking cretin
Kneepads gay. The dudes a chomo.
Samwell Gnarly u real gay
The “NOW YOU” series:
Now you see me
Now you hear me
Now you smell me
Now you feel me
Now you taste me
Now You See Me
Now You Feel Me
Now You Touch Me
Now You Heal Me
I love both movies and this set
Now You See Me
Now You Don't
Now You've Done It
Now We're Talking
Now Who's Laughing?
Now That’s What I Call Music
Look Who’s Talking
One thing I loved about the movie is none of the various specific skills these magicians have actually come into play at any point in the film, except for Dave Franco's.
I feel like Dan might pop a blood vessel once he realise a third one is on the way, and it's called "Now you see me 3"...
I keep hearing the trailer for 2 Brothers when i hear him talk 😂
On this day I have great news.
Now you see me 3 is in development
I love all the screaming frat boys in that Isla Fisher scene. I don't care if she's a sexy magician you're not convincing the whole frat house to go see her and be THAT into it