Nerd³ Plays... Train Simulator 2013

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  • Опубліковано 24 вер 2012
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  • @lexi1788
    @lexi1788 2 роки тому +96

    2012 NerdCubed logic: If releasing the accelerator doesn't work, set it to full throttle and apply a little bit of breaks

  • @uHnodnarB
    @uHnodnarB 7 років тому +210

    *casually mentions that fast 6 is filming outside his apartment*

  • @jayjay1367
    @jayjay1367 9 років тому +325

    This was the first NerdCubed video I ever watched. I was scrolling through UA-cam because I didn't want to do my homework. The second I heard Dan's intro I almost died...... X_X

  • @BloodyRainRang
    @BloodyRainRang 7 років тому +118

    25:59 "Oh am I breaking the speedlimit? Watcha gonna do?" *falls off the track* XD

    • @rebellionanduncomfortables3451
      @rebellionanduncomfortables3451 7 років тому +9

      BloodyRain2k When the humans fail to enforce the law the universe steps in

    • @thebrochannel1113
      @thebrochannel1113 4 роки тому

      He s the worst train driver because he's like oh I want to fail the mission. He has to drive under the speed limit.

  • @GeniusLad32
    @GeniusLad32 5 років тому +45

    39:35 Dan, a former astrophysics student, forgot about the existence of sonic booms.

  • @sandermur5613
    @sandermur5613 Рік тому +38

    ahh, the nostalgia is real when you remember that nerdcubed's computer sounded like a vacuum cleaner.

  • @KasedaFromMinecraft
    @KasedaFromMinecraft 9 років тому +96

    I like how none of the train people know yet I'm not a train person and I noticed.
    The reason the train goes faster at 50-ish% is because the pressure is too low to go that fast. If you look at the PSI meter on the right, then it will go red if you go too high with the throttle, so until you build up more pressure, going fast isn't something you can do. So by using the blower and stuff you can build up more pressure in order to go faster.

    • @KR15MES
      @KR15MES 8 років тому +5

      you can go fast you just have to move the reverser back abit and like what you said watch your pressure

    • @mihaelalaber2084
      @mihaelalaber2084 Рік тому

      Aint correct

    • @flyingbuzzard8868
      @flyingbuzzard8868 Рік тому

      It’s also due to too much draft in the engine when you fully open the throttle

  • @wisdompowerdonut1964
    @wisdompowerdonut1964 8 років тому +40

    "If we come to a sharp corner I'll slow down" he says, going through a sharp corner at around 95

  • @Cakeyflour
    @Cakeyflour 11 років тому +17

    I love how a multi-million movie is being filmed outside Dan's flat and he's playing Train Simulator 2013.

  • @Banana-fk8wb
    @Banana-fk8wb 7 років тому +74

    4 years later... its the same game...

    • @liith4692
      @liith4692 4 роки тому +5

      3 years later it’s the same game

    • @kevinm5940
      @kevinm5940 4 роки тому +2

      @@liith4692 the graphics have improved a lot though

    • @andrewmpachetti
      @andrewmpachetti 3 роки тому +4

      8 years later... it’s the same game...

    • @Samskie
      @Samskie 3 роки тому

      @@andrewmpachetti Dammit I was gonna say that!

    • @andrewmpachetti
      @andrewmpachetti 3 роки тому +1

      @@Samskie it’s true though! Same game lol

  • @OscillatingPhones
    @OscillatingPhones 10 років тому +15

    16:27 "I like how it's - horn, and then - Windows has failed!"

  • @AviationJeremy
    @AviationJeremy 8 років тому +45

    34:33 you're right: it is a pressure thing. 50% throttle gives you more torque (power) , while higher settings increase RPM (speed)

    • @DaiReith
      @DaiReith 8 років тому +9

      And yet, we are still watching....

    • @RaphH_
      @RaphH_ 8 років тому +1

      yup.

    • @tytotheowl2994
      @tytotheowl2994 7 років тому +1

      Indeed

    • @englishrider3008
      @englishrider3008 5 років тому

      Jeremy Truesdell . The pressure thing is the PSI, or pounds per square inch. I learned that from my dad

    • @englishrider3008
      @englishrider3008 5 років тому

      He's an engineer

  • @jessechitwood4402
    @jessechitwood4402 9 років тому +42

    I wonder what its like to look out window and at one point see vin diesel.

  • @KrittR
    @KrittR 9 років тому +141

    "Hello procrastinators" the story of my life

    • @CpnGame
      @CpnGame 9 років тому +2

      Asura R-R
      Well, according to Dan's Space Engineers videos, it's "Hello ProcrastititargroiJGLKSRHOILHKTJDUH *FUCK SPELLING*”

    • @aaronamarok
      @aaronamarok 9 років тому +3

      "heeaaallo percrrrrrrrrastinaters"

    • @modestheliolisk
      @modestheliolisk 9 років тому +4

      Cap'n Game And, according to Emma, it's "Hello Promasturbators!"

    • @Nicistarful
      @Nicistarful 8 років тому

      Asura R-R
      Don't worry, I did get it XD
      Looks like you didn't get it aswell then

    • @Nicistarful
      @Nicistarful 8 років тому

      Asura R-R
      Reading is a important part of life. I understood yours, but you didn't understand mine...

  • @MichaelMatyasII
    @MichaelMatyasII 10 років тому +10

    "I like how its horn and windows has failed." Best moment ever. 16:25 .

  • @davidparnham1989
    @davidparnham1989 10 років тому +2

    Panograph means a electric transmitter that transmits electrity from wires over head to the cab and keeps the train moving.
    Good vid .

  • @noprotein311
    @noprotein311 Рік тому +5

    Ten years lads

  • @Tlhague998
    @Tlhague998 7 років тому +31

    you haven't got enough steam pressure. so you're essentially trying to use power you don't have

  • @sonicthehedgehog0100
    @sonicthehedgehog0100 9 років тому +84

    39:15 I think that's called a sonic boom, Dan.

    • @Dan-lf6bo
      @Dan-lf6bo 9 років тому +6

      No... How dare you reference that god forsaken game!

    • @sonicthehedgehog0100
      @sonicthehedgehog0100 9 років тому +8

      Official Zombiekid2001 I was referring to the actual physical phenomenon. The game doesn't deserve that name.

    • @Eternal_Tinsel
      @Eternal_Tinsel 9 років тому

      It was a joke dude

    • @mimi2
      @mimi2 8 років тому +1

      +Sidney Candido no

    • @dopplerfox
      @dopplerfox 7 років тому +4

      Sidney Candido - Flipping hell, your saying that supersonic fighter jets go through tunnels? Wow some people are thįçk!

  • @techie4566
    @techie4566 10 років тому +39

    39:37 That's a sonic boom, Dan

  • @steamedlyons
    @steamedlyons 9 років тому +21

    The reason the loco increases speed at 52% is because locomotives are delicate machines that need to be treated with care, also its like putting a car into a lower gear for more power, which means speed will be increased more effectively with a load. Or at least that's how I think it works, look at me! The worlds most clueless enthusiast! Sure I can tell the difference between an A1 and a A2 but yet I can't tell how different cutoffs work! :-D

    • @yellowstonethepony7769
      @yellowstonethepony7769 9 років тому

      Locomotives need to built power. If you release all power in ones most of the power will ebe lost in steam. But your story Sam is also correct. I know how to drive a steam locomotive. But there is one engine only the best can drive, And that is the Union Pacific 4-8-8-4 Big Boy.

    • @yellowstonethepony7769
      @yellowstonethepony7769 9 років тому

      I just watches trains simulator 2015 video of him XD lol I like trains!

    • @MM-fc9fz
      @MM-fc9fz 9 років тому

      What the hell is the difference between A1 and A2 and is E2 different from A2

    • @yellowstonethepony7769
      @yellowstonethepony7769 9 років тому

      Well look on Wikipedia.

    • @undercovervisiter5881
      @undercovervisiter5881 7 років тому +1

      Yellowstone The Pony NEVER TRUST WIKIPEDIA

  • @MineMiguel40
    @MineMiguel40 4 роки тому +5

    You can tell how old this video is considering how he mentions littlebigplanet PSVITA

  • @standeryck7477
    @standeryck7477 6 років тому +7

    "when we go through a sharp corner we will slow down."
    he said, going full speed past a sharp corner

  • @marcusthelegend
    @marcusthelegend 10 місяців тому +2

    25:59 "Oh am I breaking the speed limit on your test track? Whatcha gonna do?"
    **Crashes**
    "Oh f*ck"

  • @Grayal08
    @Grayal08 5 років тому +9

    7 years later and just as entertaining. Also the game is exactly the same!!

  • @undercovervisiter5881
    @undercovervisiter5881 7 років тому +4

    13:01
    Dan:oooooooooooooo buttons. Passengers: OH NO

  • @Flatrocker512
    @Flatrocker512 11 років тому +2

    "If we come to a sharp corner, I'll slow down."
    crash.
    "Am I breaking the speed limit on your test track? Whatcha gonna do?"
    crash.
    Respect the game, Dan.

  • @XAuroraM
    @XAuroraM 8 років тому +2

    You're in the last game you're in the last game holy crap we've still got the same models ooh yeah there goes the train i'm the driver i should be on it you materialized out of nowhere... Best song ever!

  • @thathollyplant
    @thathollyplant 7 років тому +3

    I remember when this came out. Nerdcubed has the best nostalgia!

  • @BBC.Radio1
    @BBC.Radio1 9 років тому +18

    "We're going to do this properly"
    **ends up with -57381 points**

  • @ambientskai
    @ambientskai 7 років тому +1

    This was great, and so was his description of the Doppler effect, ah past dan, hearing the back and the front at the same time is simply just an explosion.

  • @jakovich1364
    @jakovich1364 3 роки тому +1

    Watching this in 2021 my childhood is flooding back

  • @symbolicblitz8848
    @symbolicblitz8848 10 років тому +30

    i like trains

  • @SilentGunner13
    @SilentGunner13 10 років тому +8

    Watching this guy play anything is both painful and amusing.

  • @exa_eille
    @exa_eille 3 роки тому +1

    2021 and the sound of the prize bubble popping from his PSP during the loading screen triggered SO MUCH NOSTALGIA

  • @gimpdoctor8362
    @gimpdoctor8362 11 років тому

    why is it so entertaining watching long videos of you trying to figure out buttons on an interface

  • @TheSouthernerYTChannel
    @TheSouthernerYTChannel 10 років тому +12

    Most Steam engines operate best at 80-85% potential boiler pressure.

    • @Alex2Buzz
      @Alex2Buzz 10 років тому +15

      No, they operate best at 290% boiler pressure. Then they explode.

    • @TheSouthernerYTChannel
      @TheSouthernerYTChannel 10 років тому +4

      ***** Okay.....I think you need to see a doctor....

    • @Alex2Buzz
      @Alex2Buzz 10 років тому +24

      TTAMTWASOOC It's a joke. In a real situation I would not recommend letting the boiler pressure go ANYWHERE NEAR 290%. The train would go fast, but it would go fast in multiple directions. At the same time.

    • @HereticJon
      @HereticJon 10 років тому +3

      ***** DOC!!!! C,mon get in the DLN! Back to 1985! *Car gets totaled by another train, * later back at the site showing his girlfriend the remains of the time machine , DING DING DING DING, Why thats strange! Shpowididhyydd ! *POOF* Doc's new time machine! A FUQING TRAIN THAT CAN FLY! Oh and 3 boys.... about 5 years old... doc and his old west girl havent aged... did u go to the future and not have the efforts to MANUALLY MAKE PEOPLE?
      Tardis VS Back to the future time machines.

  • @reodor1499
    @reodor1499 5 років тому +5

    39:06 So you said "Hogwarts Express", and then literally saw a Ford Anglia - the car in the second Harry Potter movie - turned over next to the trackand didn't say anything?

  • @Riael
    @Riael 2 роки тому +2

    Not sure why youtube is recommending me this but when are you making the train sim 2021 video?

  • @dannydorito9815
    @dannydorito9815 4 роки тому +2

    Just an fyi, to us rail enthusiasts, cajon pass is one of the most accident prone tracks in America, due to engineers like dan here, going too fast, and wrecked FM-7 head units.

  • @alphabeta2589
    @alphabeta2589 2 роки тому +4

    If your watching this in 2021 you a god

  • @zxcvbnmaw1
    @zxcvbnmaw1 10 років тому +12

    "Game engine, not train engine." lol

  • @magicman1398
    @magicman1398 7 років тому +2

    "How long is my train" I say that every time I wake up in the morning

  • @jamespercival6855
    @jamespercival6855 5 років тому +1

    who watched this after nerdcubed john and matt's crew series and got really excited at san bernardino

  • @sabotabo7476
    @sabotabo7476 9 років тому +72

    ...Do you guys in the UK really not have big freight trains that are about 100 cars or more?

    • @finleycurtis8261
      @finleycurtis8261 9 років тому +3

      No we don4

    • @wowcraftify
      @wowcraftify 9 років тому +17

      Yes, we do. Just like every other country with a rail network. Our locomotives look slightly different to yours, however.

    • @finleycurtis8261
      @finleycurtis8261 9 років тому +2

      wowcraftify they still arent 100+ cars

    • @wowcraftify
      @wowcraftify 9 років тому +8

      Finley Curtis I have seen several go past my house that are enormous. Some taking several minutes to pass, part of which look 100+ cars long. Although it might be a rarer occurrence than elsewhere in the world, we still do have stupidly long freight trains.

    • @TheGamer-vn6ty
      @TheGamer-vn6ty 9 років тому

      Sometimes we do

  • @AniGaAG
    @AniGaAG 8 років тому +6

    Am I the only one who always hears "PERcrastinators" instead or "PROcrastinators"...?

  • @The4449daylight
    @The4449daylight 10 років тому +1

    i know it matters no more, but you ran our of pressure in the boiler so you were dumping steam and not getting any power, you put the throttle up to 25% then bring the reverse (center lever) to 60, then 50% throttle to 50 reverse and 75-100% throttle and reverse to 30-15 depending on whether you lose speed or gain speed. this is how you go faster. brake cylinder pressure is what the brakes are set to and the brake pipe is your pleasure you have on stand by. you have to wait for the brake cylinder to empty pressure before your train will move

  • @nothisispatrick6180
    @nothisispatrick6180 5 років тому +2

    Ive watched this video 100 times over its great

  • @JamieTaylor-md8ml
    @JamieTaylor-md8ml 10 років тому +8

    02:20 i thought it was a annotation

  • @roniyanai364
    @roniyanai364 8 років тому +3

    I love Dan and laughed my ass off when he crashed at 15:00 , but... Hey Dan, u know why u crashed? Cause u were going 95 MILES AN HOUR!!

    • @ayjay0156
      @ayjay0156 8 років тому +1

      Lol the speed limit was 5mph

    • @roniyanai364
      @roniyanai364 8 років тому +1

      +God OfGaming 5? Daaaamn....

    • @jamiemaster101
      @jamiemaster101 8 років тому +1

      +roni yanai no, dan crashed bc you had to manually change the track

    • @roniyanai364
      @roniyanai364 8 років тому +1

      +Gassy Goddess ooooohhhhh tnx bruh now I get it

  • @Mhnd-qc4zo
    @Mhnd-qc4zo 9 років тому +1

    Best tutorial ever. You can be my driver every day. The minus in your score must be a bug, i recomment an update of the game.

  • @Doctor772
    @Doctor772 7 років тому

    This shows how much dan loves little big planet he was playing it at the loading screen

  • @DanDareGaming
    @DanDareGaming 10 років тому +7

    I prefer it that you can comment on a nerdcubed video!

  • @Darkstorm406
    @Darkstorm406 7 років тому +5

    Does anyone recognise the tune that Dan starts singing at 18m19s 18:19. It's been bothering me for months, I know I've heard it on Top Gear as well, but can't quite find the name of the song.

    • @nicholasblatchford2248
      @nicholasblatchford2248 7 років тому +1

      It's called Jessica

    • @Klamath2046
      @Klamath2046 7 років тому +5

      The Dambusters March composed by Eric Coates

    • @Darkstorm406
      @Darkstorm406 7 років тому +3

      Klamath2046 YES! That's exactly it. Thank you so much! I've spent months and months searching. I got stuck thinking it was one of the Pomp & Circumstance movements for a long time.
      You're a true hero.

    • @Klamath2046
      @Klamath2046 7 років тому +1

      Henry McKenna
      It is my pleasure!

    • @rugs4882
      @rugs4882 7 років тому

      Klamath 2046 wat

  • @flywithjacob
    @flywithjacob 11 років тому

    Glad to see a train video with over 1,000,00 views!
    I like trains.

  • @Iamsigma79
    @Iamsigma79 4 роки тому +1

    His rant on courage the cowardly dog will forever be in my life

  • @robertbunting8959
    @robertbunting8959 10 років тому +3

    It's because the train will get wheel spin, and wont grip

  • @chanzeleondreideleon2152
    @chanzeleondreideleon2152 Рік тому +4

    18:46 probably my favorite part of the video I can't stop laughing

  • @q13e5
    @q13e5 10 років тому +1

    That lever you are calling speed is actually controlling the water supply used for speed. Its all about heat, water and steam.

  • @vectorbrony3473
    @vectorbrony3473 10 років тому

    The way it works is the reverser controls the amount of steam into the cylinders. closing the valves puts less steam into the cylinders but also makes the train run faster

  • @mike_james1112
    @mike_james1112 9 років тому +4

    Filming fast and furious 6 outside your house
    PLAYS TRAIN SIMULATOR *FACPALM*

    • @drumrguy67
      @drumrguy67 9 років тому +1

      It is not that exciting watching an action movie being filmed xD

    • @mike_james1112
      @mike_james1112 9 років тому

      yeah but still better than playing train simulator XD

    • @lars330
      @lars330 9 років тому

      RunningFrom Kony that's your opinion...

  • @Utonian21
    @Utonian21 7 років тому +6

    I love how English people always mispronounce spanish words.

  • @BigHappysPlace
    @BigHappysPlace 11 років тому

    Your videos are just funny as hell. Love them...

  • @jacobwoods8738
    @jacobwoods8738 8 років тому

    You need to wind the cutoff (middle lever) back, that is why you can only run at 50% regulator! wind it back and put the brakes in "running", between 4 and 25 generally.

  • @ijulesy
    @ijulesy 10 років тому +4

    it is boring if he does nothing wrong and just talks and talks and talks and talks and talks....

    • @ThatZommy
      @ThatZommy 9 років тому +14

      Try watching his play of Desert Bus. That's 8 hours of him just talking.

    • @ThatZommy
      @ThatZommy 9 років тому +1

      CC87 The Gamer As did I.

  • @ThePlaneguys
    @ThePlaneguys 11 років тому

    it says to change points when you get to the barrier! be careful! (awesome reviews and game-plays!)

  • @TheGamingGuy369
    @TheGamingGuy369 10 років тому

    I live in southern California,and watching Dan try to pronounce the names of places is hysterical. xD

  • @RamsFan93
    @RamsFan93 9 років тому +2

    Red one is throttle, blue is the gear (forward, reverse or neutral), the black one is the break

    • @kare2much
      @kare2much 9 років тому

      Excuse my nerdness, but:
      It is known as a gear in cars, but in trains, that is known as the reverser. Its not even a word, but that's what it's called.

  • @TMinozaJ
    @TMinozaJ 10 років тому

    This was the first Nerd3 video I ever watched!

  • @sarahhughes6946
    @sarahhughes6946 4 роки тому +1

    I think the speed stops going up so it allows it to cruise at the speed limit perfectly

  • @giovanniguild8846
    @giovanniguild8846 11 років тому

    When the throttle is fully open, you force more steam out into the pistons. When they're half open, more of the pressure (PSI) is put into the pistons, making the wheels spin faster.

  • @yui4779
    @yui4779 2 роки тому +1

    2:51 bloody hell's bells America

  • @GuathixStarDust
    @GuathixStarDust 7 років тому +2

    >hears hello procrastinators, crys irl.

  • @BoggedDog
    @BoggedDog 9 років тому

    I love how long his videos are.

  • @Fishfingers232
    @Fishfingers232 10 років тому +2

    instead of lowering the regulator, lower the reverse to increase the speed, treat the reverser like the 'gears', except lower reverser setting is like higher gears.

  • @rusty_5196
    @rusty_5196 10 років тому

    You should build pressure in the boiler(big tank in the front) and then the engine uses the steam created from the boiler to push pistons that drive the wheels

  • @aswmkid3
    @aswmkid3 10 років тому

    with the steam engine you lower the revercer. it increases the cylinder pressure, which in turn increases the force, and increases the speed. the regulator does basically the same thing but its not what real conductors would do.

  • @abbyrichardson2829
    @abbyrichardson2829 9 років тому

    It is hilarious when he went to full throttle and you just see the lever next him going mental

  • @mholm09
    @mholm09 10 років тому

    The reverser controls the amount of time that the valves are open. Once you get to a certain speed you don't want the gear to stay open as long or it will slow you down. It's much more complicated though.

  • @johnmetzger7766
    @johnmetzger7766 8 років тому

    There is a very cool glitch with one of these games where when you get in a train and swap trains it will fly into the air

  • @cbehr91
    @cbehr91 10 років тому +1

    If you care, the proper pronunciation is "Cuh-hone" for Cajon Pass.

  • @jeffreyblack666
    @jeffreyblack666 10 років тому

    If the train was travelling at the speed of sound, the first thing you would hear is a loud bang, followed by you possibly getting knocked over.

  • @nebula_the_starfish
    @nebula_the_starfish 5 років тому

    Does 3 scenarios. Derails all *except one* .
    _I AM THE GOD OF TRAINS_

  • @theshadowgamer468
    @theshadowgamer468 11 років тому

    best train driver ever... pulls a lever the train starts moving and yells: IT WORKED?!. only realizing that he wasn't supposed to start moving yet XD

  • @ninjawarrior1337
    @ninjawarrior1337 10 років тому +1

    They were shooting Fast & Furious 6 nearby and you were at home playing train simulator?!

  • @yilibobchris
    @yilibobchris 10 років тому

    that's sort of it. the reverser adjusts cut off which means instead of having a long stroke it has a short stroke and short stroke=faster choochoo

  • @null9513
    @null9513 7 років тому +1

    Looking back now, I completely agree about Courage the Cowardly Dog... one episode was about pigmen and cannibalism. And it was meant for children.

  • @MagicManMorris93
    @MagicManMorris93 10 років тому +1

    Wooo! Bath, Radstock and Midford! I know those places! I live there! :D

  • @LtViper
    @LtViper 8 років тому

    "the people that make video games dont understand how calenders work" best line ever!

  • @ironhorsestudios5068
    @ironhorsestudios5068 8 років тому

    That is the maximum economy rate for the locomotive. If the throttle were opened full, pressure would decrease, thus lowering the speed.

  • @flywithjacob
    @flywithjacob 11 років тому

    I go to San Bernardino station every time I have to travel somewhere on the train!

  • @Whosafain
    @Whosafain 10 років тому

    "I'm the type of guy that doesn't play a train simulator for an hour and a half" but you are the guy that plays a bus simulator for 8 hours

  • @sevenrealm
    @sevenrealm 11 років тому

    Dan I need to do my homework and sleep BUT THEIRS SO MANY EPIC VIDEOS! one more won't hurt will it....

  • @Una_Ridlow
    @Una_Ridlow 11 років тому

    Right back at you. :D Have a nice day!

  • @nathanaelampofo3473
    @nathanaelampofo3473 10 років тому

    Just bring the pressure up makes it like getting closer and general speed then you can raise it up go faster

  • @UCvow2TUIH0d2Ax2vik9ILzg
    @UCvow2TUIH0d2Ax2vik9ILzg 11 років тому

    "I'm not someone who drives trains for 120 minutes", he says as he drives a bus in the desert for 8 hours with no stopping.

  • @defaltgaming9353
    @defaltgaming9353 11 років тому

    Dan with the flying train at half percent,think of it this way.If you turn your computer on,it ill lag a bit,and then get no-lag as it warms up.U have to push up the throttle SLOWLY

  • @Dizzynoodlegamer
    @Dizzynoodlegamer 10 років тому +2

    Proving once and for all that people who make video games don't understand how calendars work.

  • @SupercarsofLancashire
    @SupercarsofLancashire 5 років тому

    If we go through a sharp corner i will slow down derails on a sharp corner while saying it LOL your awesome

  • @number7redking
    @number7redking 10 років тому

    28:05 - hilarious - you sir are re-sequencing DNA.