President Shinra: “By the way, Hojo, are you certain that THIS Cetra will not escape like the last one?” Hojo: (Chuckles) “Not to worry, sir. The sixtieth floor’s back door has been sealed for years.” Barret: *”MOTHERF$@&?/&@%*¥!”*
I was afraid they were going to pussify Barret to make him more politically-correct. But I think they struck a great balance between profanity every other sentence and still selling the idea that Barret was based on Mr. T persona, making him an endearing character we remember him fondly as, but sassy as I remember him. Because when he does complain about the stairs, it's believable to his character. I'd be over the moon if they introduced the concept of Wallace Wisdom....
Ragnarok Saotome I’m getting ready to go in a mission but I also looking to go to college but need to take the act again could only afford it once and I stress out and I probably carry not baggage then I should in terms of burden of being the only one of my family to look and think of college while my siblings all did drugs or dropped out Out of high school for a year and freaking out if he future thanks my guy
@@bopkiru Having just replayed the original, yes it's an Elixir. Limited Moon is Red XIII's Ultimate Weapon, and does not appear here, instead appearing once you talk to Bugenhagen in Disc 3. Instead, it's the Behemoth Horn weapon for Red XIII
@@mvodinh Barret's Ultimate Weapon is only available if Barret is in the party on the stairs leading to the Hojo Boss fight. The Behemoth Horn is on the stairs leading to the 59th floor where the Elixir would've been.
Why i always go with the elevator option ever since my 1st original run on ps1, never again the stairs. But ok just bc i wanna hear Barret say that Line😂😂😂😂. THIS SUCKS I WANNA GO BACK!
You know it’s bad when a highly trained SOLDIER and a martial arts expert are both tired from climbing. You know it’s even worse when the background music starts warping.
SPOILER ALER T GO BACK NOW IF YOU DONT WANT TO GET SPOILEDSPOILER ALER T GO BACK NOW IF YOU DONT WANT TO GET SPOILEDSPOILER ALER T GO BACK NOW IF YOU DONT WANT TO GET SPOILEDSPOILER ALER T GO BACK NOW IF YOU DONT WANT TO GET SPOILEDSPOILER ALER T GO BACK NOW IF YOU DONT WANT TO GET SPOILEDSPOILER ALER T GO BACK NOW IF YOU DONT WANT TO GET SPOILED cloud is not actually in soldier
Why even have these stairs? I guess in case of fires because nobody in their right mind would climb them XD I am legit surprised Barrett made it all the way up them!
Aerith: Where's Cloud? Barret: He died bravely trying to rescue you. Tifa: We'll never forget him. Aerith: Oh... Didn't he tell you about the stairs- Barret: HEY LOOK AERITH! A TALKING RAT DOG!! Tifa: omg it talks?! Aerith: 🤨 Red XIII: 🙄
@@goldninjagaming9505 yes i know But im talking about playing for the first time, as a kid Just wondering when will it stopped, when will i reach the top
A man is his truest self in the face of death. These stairs put Cloud under so much physical and mental stress that his true personality started to puncture from from the steel exterior formed from his past trauma. In other words, if Cloud had to keep going, he probably wouldn't even *need* the planet's help to get back to normal.
"You have got to be shittin me." 0:01 "I'll hack you, jackass!" 0:58 "What are we waiting for!? Let's ROLL!" 2:32 "Hehh! We.. We gotta keep.. movin', Heheh *wheeze* haHA! To keep movin'! Heh, Woo, heheh, *huff huff* Woo! hARGh, *wheeze* Hahahaha!" 2:42 "Worst route ever! Give me a suicidal last stand. At least..at least..at least that'd have an end!" 3:44 "THIS SUCKS! I wAnNa gO bAck!" 4:33 "Another dayyy.. Another struggle... Climbing stairsss...is so much trouble..." 4:50
The realism in everything in this scene is perfect lol Even when Tifa said “What’s that? I don’t think I heard you.” Cloud gets agitated that he has to repeat himself. I get the same way when I’m doing something cardio heavy….not only talking in the first place, but people making me repeat myself AS I’m doing something cardio heavy.
Oh dude, your play through was missing the best part!! Barret and Cloud were bickering with each other, and Tifa steps in and says something along the lines of grow up or something like that. Then Cloud stutters and says “bUt TiFa i”
Fun Fact: The longest flight of stairs in real life are the service stairways at Niesenbahn funicular in Switzerland. It has 11,674 steps and a height of 1,669 m (5,476 ft)
I never really cared for Barret in the original. Didn't dislike him, was just indifferent. But I love him in the remake! He's actually one of my favorites now.
Hahahaha! Talk about bringing the team closer to reality. Barret's gun arm must add to the pain of climbing those stairs all the way to the 59th floor.😂
😂 I really shouldn’t have spoiled the whole game by watching the boss fight and gameplay because i would have bought it, I can see that square put a lot of effort in the game unlike kh3.
You get the ultimate weapon for Red XIII coming back here. Plus an Elixir for this time around but I don't know if he found it before fading the screen to black or if they cut that out.
I kinda like the little addition of the ambient sound distorting as if you're body is actually overworked and how cloud almost blacked out at that final flight of stairs.
cloud: ...guys?
Tifa: *wheeze* WHAT?
Cloud: the doors locked..
*Tifa softly crying*
Barrett: EEEEYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
President Shinra: “By the way, Hojo, are you certain that THIS Cetra will not escape like the last one?”
Hojo: (Chuckles) “Not to worry, sir. The sixtieth floor’s back door has been sealed for years.”
Barret: *”MOTHERF$@&?/&@%*¥!”*
Cloud: Just kidding.
@@Cure_Hana Cloud: which is why we're only going to the 59th floor.
Barret: Are these stairs ever gonna end!?
Cloud: *Im afraid I’ve got some bad news...*
The doors locked...
Mario 64 infinito stairs
1:05 - Cloud: "But, Tifa, I wasn't..."
but moooom he started it
Cloud’s childish actual side shows up around Tifa lol
It is kind of cute really that he tries to reason with Tifa shows that he has strong soft spot for her.
Can we praise john Bentley for bringing Barrett to life especially in this moment??
Yes. This dedication to performance _made_ this scene.
Best Barret for sure
4:50 made me laugh out loud - John Bentley did an amazing job with Barrett
He sounds like a deeper Fatman Scoop
I was afraid they were going to pussify Barret to make him more politically-correct. But I think they struck a great balance between profanity every other sentence and still selling the idea that Barret was based on Mr. T persona, making him an endearing character we remember him fondly as, but sassy as I remember him. Because when he does complain about the stairs, it's believable to his character.
I'd be over the moon if they introduced the concept of Wallace Wisdom....
Is it even Final Fantasy 7 if they don't have those ridiculous stairs?
to my knowledge of funny moments in ff7 its not if they dont have those stairs XD
Worlds best interactive loading screen
Notice how the music gets slowly distorted the higher they get up as they get tired. The detail is great.
Imagine if the actors had to do this for real. O.o
Voice actors probably were doing some kind of exercise before making some of those lines
@@LuxSmash oh boi. Talk about a challenge. It sounds fun.
Ragnarok Saotome it’s not always fun it can get annoying after a while doing lines over again cause you made a mistake trust me
@@whiterose8601 practice makes perfect. I know that feeling.
Ragnarok Saotome I’m getting ready to go in a mission but I also looking to go to college but need to take the act again could only afford it once and I stress out and I probably carry not baggage then I should in terms of burden of being the only one of my family to look and think of college while my siblings all did drugs or dropped out
Out of high school for a year and freaking out if he future thanks my guy
4:33 for "This Sucks! I wanna go back!
Omggg, I totally didn’t get this part in my gameplay. I took the elevators Hahahah.
Kida Kasha I saved and did both
THERE WAS AN ELEVATOR?!?!
Samuel Leitch yeah if you took the elevator you just got into a couple quick fights instead of getting this gem
@@S-D-Listen yeah, you take the elevator you get some more serious character bits, instead of the humor here.
Cloud: umm guys we got to go back I think we dropped some Phoenix downs
Tifa: Cloud remind me to throw you off this platform
Barret: but tell me, these stairs... Are these stairs ever gonna end?!
Tifa: i dunno. Just ask the stairs
😂now that's savage😂
I like how the background music distorts and the filter fades in and out, showing how tired Cloud is.
"Oh wait! That's not our building! Guys, we need go back and find the correct tower!"
Barret's singing is stellar 😂 Love it!
Cloud: “What’s after this? More stairs? I crack myself up!”
Barrett: “OH JUST SHUT THE F**K UP CLOUD!”
You got to love Barret lol
“Take the stairs. Hate the stairs. Ugh!”
"So many stairs!"
Nostalgic Me: My old enemy...Stairs..............
You know the devs had fun recreating this scene from the original.
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Stairs:
1:05 “BUT MOOOOOOMMM HE STARTED IT”
In the original series, there's a hidden item in these stairs. I forgot what it was. Was it a weapon?
Elixer i think
In Disc 2 (The Midgar Raid), you can go back into the Shinra Building. Near the top of the stairs is the Limited Moon weapon for Red XIII.
@@bopkiru Having just replayed the original, yes it's an Elixir. Limited Moon is Red XIII's Ultimate Weapon, and does not appear here, instead appearing once you talk to Bugenhagen in Disc 3. Instead, it's the Behemoth Horn weapon for Red XIII
PhazonSpear I believe it’s Barret ultimate weapon, but that’s on the stairs leading to hojo boss fight.
@@mvodinh Barret's Ultimate Weapon is only available if Barret is in the party on the stairs leading to the Hojo Boss fight. The Behemoth Horn is on the stairs leading to the 59th floor where the Elixir would've been.
Why i always go with the elevator option ever since my 1st original run on ps1, never again the stairs. But ok just bc i wanna hear Barret say that Line😂😂😂😂. THIS SUCKS I WANNA GO BACK!
the affect stairs have on Cloud: rapid character development, actively tried to be funny
NOT THE STAIRS!
Where do those stairs go?
Venkman: They go up
Cloud: guys...
Tifa: what?
Cloud: The Door's locked
Tifa: *whines*
Barrett: y-aaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGGGH!!!!!
Tifa doesn't call Barrett a slur for the mentally handicapped 0/10
Ah the stairs. Good time. Just recently got through this scene. This part was entertaining.
note to self take the elevator
I normally complete this at around leave 15. . on ps1 game maybe 1500:-P. Here they got 5k
Stairs Boss Theme > Sephiroth Boss Theme
Hm Francis and Barrett would get along just fine
This proves how out of shape Barret is.
Let's see you do any exercise with a freaking gatling gun on your right arm.
I was waiting for 4:34
At least is not ladder.
Alright, that looks terrible as hell to go through. But it's at least some good cardio, right?
Why the f you were hugging the doors every few floor
Dang I'm not looking forward to this part of the game...already feel dizzy watching this
At least Tifa didn't call Barrett a R3tard in this version 🤣
That'd be such a great homage to the original english translation.....ah well, it's alright.They still got the humor/point across.
WHAT WAS THIS SCENE 😭😭😭😭
GOD NOW I WISH I TOOK THE STAIRS 😭😭
“This sucks! I wanna go back!”
🤣🤣🤣
Sounds like a little kid
Especially sad that he only had 3 floors left to go when he said it
You wanna go back down all those stairs you just climbed?
@@montywh "guys! The door is locked"
Tbf, going down stairs is easier than going up stairs lol
They could just slide down the stair railings lol
It’s even funnier how the game keeps count of how many floors you climb with each different character right next to their health bar.
I noticed that too and that was a detail they didn't need to put in there but it's great that they did. XD
I didn't even notice, that's great
It makes it kinda fun, like a competition.
Yes, I loved that. It made it even more fun and enjoyable 😂
Skinny or fat, everybody hates the stairs wherever they’re at...
True lmao
Literally everything hates stairs
👉Po
not so In-Shane at all I think stairs hate themselves.
True
You know it’s bad when a highly trained SOLDIER and a martial arts expert are both tired from climbing. You know it’s even worse when the background music starts warping.
There's a reason nobody bothered to guard the area.
No one in their right mind would go there.
SPOILER ALER T GO BACK NOW IF YOU DONT WANT TO GET SPOILEDSPOILER ALER T GO BACK NOW IF YOU DONT WANT TO GET SPOILEDSPOILER ALER T GO BACK NOW IF YOU DONT WANT TO GET SPOILEDSPOILER ALER T GO BACK NOW IF YOU DONT WANT TO GET SPOILEDSPOILER ALER T GO BACK NOW IF YOU DONT WANT TO GET SPOILEDSPOILER ALER T GO BACK NOW IF YOU DONT WANT TO GET SPOILED
cloud is not actually in soldier
Why even have these stairs? I guess in case of fires because nobody in their right mind would climb them XD I am legit surprised Barrett made it all the way up them!
@Roroni he was enhanced the same way a soldier was so technically he could be a soldier
@@shin_a spoilers:
i mean he was enhanced the same way as a SOLDIER but he didn't have the the training zack and especially sephiroth did
If you ask Barret if he would either climb these stairs or fight Sephiroth you know he'd rather fight Sephiroth twice.
JAb jAb He would rather fight Sephiroth with his hands tied behind his back than climb these stairs.
At least THAT would have an end XD
I just love how the stairs got their own boss theme lol
Like how Snake Eater has the ladder.
it's so realistic. More high they climb the stairs cloud move more slow
And Barret slowly loses his sanity
But Cloud is enhenced by Mako? He shouldn't be tired like the Original FF7
@@paul0813 Even if he is. The higher up you go, realistically the more tired you get as the air is less the further up you are.
paul0813 But he bare that giant sword on his back.
It’s 5 kG irl if I remember correctly.
I would die at 10th floor with that on my back.
@@paul0813 He's enhanced by jenova cells.
Cloud says a joke.
Tifa: ok. That’s enough.
59th Floor:
Cloud: ...it's locked.
Barret and Tifa: *looked each other
Barret and Tifa: *proceeds to throw Cloud off the staircase.
Agung Prastistha Surya tfs ? Final fantasy
XD! I can't....
Aerith: Where's Cloud?
Barret: He died bravely trying to rescue you.
Tifa: We'll never forget him.
Aerith: Oh... Didn't he tell you about the stairs-
Barret: HEY LOOK AERITH! A TALKING RAT DOG!!
Tifa: omg it talks?!
Aerith: 🤨
Red XIII: 🙄
@@knightofanguish7399 THE DOG TALKS!
*Sephiroth saves Cloud
Barret: THIS SUCKS!!!! I WANNA GO BACK
Had me dying so hard i cant take the comedy the voice actor brought to barret 🤣
barret’s stairs song lowkey slapped
Lmfao
Another day, another struggle, climbing stairs, so much trouble
- BARRET
His first number 1 hit single
Barret: are these stairs ever going to end?
Me who played mario 64: *hmph* patethic
TAS backwards long jump intensifies.
@@frozeramen6035 *FALLS THROUGH STAIRS AND GOES THROUGH PAINTING IN ROOM BELLOW*
YourFaceMySack yep
There's actually a glitch to bypass that.
@@goldninjagaming9505 yes i know
But im talking about playing for the first time, as a kid
Just wondering when will it stopped, when will i reach the top
The more barret making through the stairs, the more he losses his sanity
Ahh yes, the forgotten boss, The Shinra Staircase...
Okay, Cloud of all people making a joke should have been a much bigger deal of a scene.
To my knowledge he's never done that.
I count Cloud's "Nailed it I know thank you. Moving on" as a joke
Slightly before this point, Tifa asks if he'll also help in rebuilding the bar, and Cloud jokingly answers "for a price".
Usually his humour is sarcastic as noted or him fumbling and showing the goofy dork deep inside.
A man is his truest self in the face of death. These stairs put Cloud under so much physical and mental stress that his true personality started to puncture from from the steel exterior formed from his past trauma.
In other words, if Cloud had to keep going, he probably wouldn't even *need* the planet's help to get back to normal.
That « you’ve got to be shittin me » was coming from the deepest fears and frustration of the soul
The whimper Barrett makes after his little song, oof. I felt that in my bones. And my lungs.
"You have got to be shittin me." 0:01
"I'll hack you, jackass!" 0:58
"What are we waiting for!? Let's ROLL!" 2:32
"Hehh! We.. We gotta keep.. movin', Heheh *wheeze* haHA! To keep movin'! Heh, Woo, heheh, *huff huff* Woo! hARGh, *wheeze* Hahahaha!" 2:42
"Worst route ever! Give me a suicidal last stand. At least..at least..at least that'd have an end!" 3:44
"THIS SUCKS! I wAnNa gO bAck!" 4:33
"Another dayyy.. Another struggle... Climbing stairsss...is so much trouble..." 4:50
Me as Barret when seeing the stairs
Barret: "Ah, my old enemy... STAAAIRS!"
This is hilarious! Lol, love the banter. Barret has the best lines. Elevator scene is funny too.
Now, I'm excited to see Cid and his reactions. 😂
shut up and drink your goddamn tea!
**** this I'll take the airship up.
Sorry... Not in this game, or should I say not in this episode.
He dragoon jump out of frustration and channel his own annoyance on the door.
I immediately started thinking of final fantasy machina TFS for some reason
“What a thrill.
The darkness and silence
Through the niiiiight....”
If that actually happened the whole song would be on repeat
But Tifa, I wasn't-
I love how even the band playing the music seems to be getting tired...
So this is why they splitted into two series because they had to add stairs?!?!
Pretty much
The original version has stairs too. lol.
Sable Leaf Still better than the stairs in Metal Gear Solid
@@ragerodracir Shhhhh dont dish the iconic climb song also
SNAKEEEEEEE EATER
@@ragerodracir you mean that tower segment in mgs1?! Oh God I hate that one. Lost all my mines in that part.
Barret: "take the stairs, hate the stairs!"
Barret: "So many stairs!"
Barret: NO STAIRS!
This is the moment in a game where you really want to be able to backwards long jump.
The realism in everything in this scene is perfect lol
Even when Tifa said “What’s that? I don’t think I heard you.”
Cloud gets agitated that he has to repeat himself.
I get the same way when I’m doing something cardio heavy….not only talking in the first place, but people making me repeat myself AS I’m doing something cardio heavy.
Lmao the more you climb, the more distorted the music gets because it’s emulating tiredness.
The reason I picked the stairs is cause I knew Barret would complain
Really?! They added this scene in?! I always took the stairs because of the hilarity that ensues!
Now I'm thinking that Po (from Kung Fu Panda) or the Hulk would make comments like Barret about the stairs!
The fast forwarding to each dialogue point is appealing and humorous at the same time.
Yeah, it makes me laugh whenever the video fast-forwards.
Cloud: "Guys... the doors locked..."
Oh dude, your play through was missing the best part!!
Barret and Cloud were bickering with each other, and Tifa steps in and says something along the lines of grow up or something like that. Then Cloud stutters and says “bUt TiFa i”
Did Cloud just goddamn say *"Whatever"* in Squall's signature voice
And Must admit, Barret could be a good singer / rapper
But Tifa, I wasn't ...! 😝
Fun Fact:
The longest flight of stairs in real life are the service stairways at Niesenbahn funicular in Switzerland. It has 11,674 steps and a height of 1,669 m (5,476 ft)
Good to know!
Holy hell, that's a mile high on its own!
Barrett: "Who the hell... puts a laboratory... up 59 flights of stairs?"
I never really cared for Barret in the original. Didn't dislike him, was just indifferent. But I love him in the remake! He's actually one of my favorites now.
Hahahaha! Talk about bringing the team closer to reality. Barret's gun arm must add to the pain of climbing those stairs all the way to the 59th floor.😂
At least it's not ladders, with that gun arm I'm sure that would be worse.
He reminds me of Po. He doesn't like stairs too
😂 I really shouldn’t have spoiled the whole game by watching the boss fight and gameplay because i would have bought it, I can see that square put a lot of effort in the game unlike kh3.
I'm playing the OG.
Toon Link likewise just got the highwind (:
I mean they kinda redeemed themselves with Re:Mind with 13 superbosses
Ff7 has always been their spoiled kid
@@monserrat502 That and DQ
*looks up at stairs*
.... Wait, why do I hear boss music..
Those who climb further.
I feel their legs burning from here.
Wow, Tifa is just like "you guys are such wimps. You should do more cardio"
Turntable tifa............
Barrett sounds like Robert Downey Jr in Tropic Thunder...
Thought I was trippn
Similar source material. Both characters are influenced by mr T and heroes of the blaxploitation movies
WHAT A THRILL
So the other option is faster less repetitive and gives EXP?? boi you screwed up that choice, at least now no one else will have to.
You get the ultimate weapon for Red XIII coming back here. Plus an Elixir for this time around but I don't know if he found it before fading the screen to black or if they cut that out.
Has anyone tried climbing back down the staircase? I wonder if there are hidden dialogues if that happen.
There's an invisible wall on floor 15 :(
🎶Another day, another struggle... Climbing stairs, is so much trouble!🎶
🤣brings back memories I’ve probably missed where to find the stairs
I feel bad for them,imagine that..
I kinda like the little addition of the ambient sound distorting as if you're body is actually overworked and how cloud almost blacked out at that final flight of stairs.
Hahaha barret climbing stairs is so much trouble!😂 haha he singing the blues.
1:05 lmao gotta listen to waifu