Up until now I've just been slapping half a pound of ground beef onto a cooking tray and headbutting it into shape. Perfect Patty saved me lots of costly hospital bills and bottles of Advil! Thanks, Perfect Patty!
If I ever end up in the world of infomercials, I will declare myself god-emperor of mankind and demonstrate by being able to wear pants without ripping them, crack an egg without killing someone, cut fruit regularly, and not explode when attempting to wear a hat.
The press part is pretty stupid, as I massage my meat and use flour and other things to spice it up. The storage part on the other hand is fan-fucking-tastic compared to how people normally store their pre-made burgers when planning BBQs. Air tight and low profile? Sure, you sold me on that. Just not the price.
*DING* What if the Perfect Patty Mini could be used with the Big City Slider Station to make some quick sliders, with some more slider burgers of later?
Exactly. Tzeentch will think I'm planning something and wait to see how it plays out. Khorne won't want a thing to do with people who can't lift a thing. Slaanesh won't go within fifty light years of a snuggie. Seeing their incompetence, Nurgle will think they're ALREADY diseased.
The best part? It's a complete and total ripoff of the K-Tel Patty Stacker, which was first put on the market back in the early 70s. And by "complete and total ripoff", I think someone found some old Patty Stackers somewhere in a warehouse in Winnipeg and renamed them - they even use the same plunger.
@JordanMasao yeah, well, ive heard a person say that, when they used the big city slider station, they got paint on their burgers. so this is better. HA!
Never touch the meat? How do u put it in? Also when they put the meat in it, the patty was already in a ball- how do u think it got to the shape of the ball
Okay...so once you have smashed all of the patties down, how do you get them all out? I am sure they are bound to stick to the side of the container and after you stick half of your arm in there to get it out, it won't be "perfect" anymore.
1:15 This kid likes kissing burgers. hmm But seriously, it is an interesting invention. Especially with the storage idea. But there are some people who enjoy making burgers with their hands.
Up until now I've just been slapping half a pound of ground beef onto a cooking tray and headbutting it into shape. Perfect Patty saved me lots of costly hospital bills and bottles of Advil! Thanks, Perfect Patty!
Not me, I will buy the perfect patty anyway.
Brilliant, but I'll prefer to buy a freakin Big city slider station
+Petten Perts Billy Mays approved.
Yee
notice how the burger on the bottom is getting squished into oblivion?
i know im 5 years late but i think there is extra space hidden by the cap so it appears thinner than it is
the fake squishing sounds -.-
And that's what I call "bad acting".
🤢
What about the sizzles ?
Raw hamburger meat doesn't make loud squishing sounds like that! 😂
1:16 he didn’t even take a bite
The music sounds like a 90s Nickelodeon cartoon theme song
Yep
nah it sounds more like those transitions between the plot and the subplot in disney/nick sitcom episodes
If I ever end up in the world of infomercials, I will declare myself god-emperor of mankind and demonstrate by being able to wear pants without ripping them, crack an egg without killing someone, cut fruit regularly, and not explode when attempting to wear a hat.
Your hands never touch the meat? How do u put it inside then?
the scoop.
Anahi Corral with your feet
No adult should fail this badly at making burger patties. Even Spongebob can do that.
Who's the Main Voice-over Commercial for Perfect Patty?
& Who's the Ending Voice-over Infomercial for Perfect Patty?
0:25
I prefer my burgers ...
THIN
I might have to buy this one day :)
I love all the fake squishing sounds in the beginning! XD
Lol I laughed so hard at 0:38.. his face is priceless :P
I love the sound effects!
Man, THAT was hilarious! XD
0:39. lmao that looked like a nugget
Have you ever noticed that every Food infomercial has the same guy do the Voice Over?
I saw this and immediatley thought of pretty patties :D
0:34, am I the only one annoyed that the veggie burger barely pressed down?
ThatsTWOSimple yes
"veggie burger"
Who puts a salad on the grill..
0:37 " tired of burgers that don't fit your bun?"
yes.....
0:54 Inside out cheeseburgers🍔? Genius!
0:38. Okay, that's very disappointing...
Ryan Newman they put a sausage patty in that bun
1.Who's a Perfect Patty Commercial Male Announcer is?
2.Who's a Perfect Patty Commercial Ending Male Announcer is?
Josea Johnson I don’t know.
that raw beef sfx will haunt my nightmares
this actually seems useful!
*This actually seems useful.
Shawna Tracy | You ain't helping us by correcting us so quit correcting us.
*Im An O face* aren't*
Trying to find the Italian parody of this. Please help!
0:05 *FailFish*
The press part is pretty stupid, as I massage my meat and use flour and other things to spice it up.
The storage part on the other hand is fan-fucking-tastic compared to how people normally store their pre-made burgers when planning BBQs. Air tight and low profile? Sure, you sold me on that. Just not the price.
flour ? are sure you making a burger?
I'd only get this so I could press the patties thinner and because it would be easy to store in the fridge.
I love the fact that she is just smashing that meat into the counter at the beginning.
1:31 aggressively shoves burger in mouth
*DING*
What if the Perfect Patty Mini could be used with the Big City Slider Station to make some quick sliders, with some more slider burgers of later?
0:56 This is the Cheezburger's cat's dream..
Awesome! I love burgers to be thin! ^_^ I will never understand why other people prefer burgers to be thick! XD
They be wanting that medium well meat lol
"Your hands never touch the meat"
0:05 yeah shell make burgers like that
0:02 Does this lady even KNOW what good acting is?
Playing with the raw meat is the best part!
@Causalspark how would you cook it? there might be raw parts in the middle
"perfectly fit your buns" lolzz
im not gonna lie i watch the vids and then read the comments and start laughing LMFAO
with a ice cream scoop
0:03 MEAT HARD!
"Your hands never touch the beef"
Until you have to touch the beef to put them on the grill.
Exactly. Tzeentch will think I'm planning something and wait to see how it plays out. Khorne won't want a thing to do with people who can't lift a thing. Slaanesh won't go within fifty light years of a snuggie. Seeing their incompetence, Nurgle will think they're ALREADY diseased.
LOL at the stock sound effects.
0:37 He looks disappointed when the patty is too small, and the bun is too big.
R.I.P Perfect petty 2009 _ 2012
0:37 why the hell will you make that small of a damn burger?!
0:54 so cheesy! how YUMMY!!!!!
0:37 "Tired of burgers that don't fit your bun?"
"Cleaning is a breeze!!!"
How can I get just the perfect salsa maker on it's own? I needs me some good salsa.
Laziness level: 100
damn, 1:32 that guy just attacked that burger
Who the hell makes patties with such anger 0:01
... And damn good job he does. But can he make inside-out cheese ones? I even admit those looked good.
5 words cookie. Cutters. And. Butter. Knife.
0:38 Oh my GOD, what the hell kind of burger is that?! Midget Burgers?!?!
"tired of burgers that dont fit your buns" ?
PRETTY PATTIES PRETTY PATTIES PRETTY PATTIES
Makes perfect never frozen patties. Freezes it for later.
i have one of those things. they are awesome!
LOL! I see it! There is no 'bite' taken out of his burger! Good eyes!
Yo that dude with the slider was fucking HUNGRY.
Looks like spongebob need it :p
the free salsa maker reminds me of billy mays's vadalia chop it
now i want burgers
The best part? It's a complete and total ripoff of the K-Tel Patty Stacker, which was first put on the market back in the early 70s.
And by "complete and total ripoff", I think someone found some old Patty Stackers somewhere in a warehouse in Winnipeg and renamed them - they even use the same plunger.
Or you could git gud. My mother makes amazing home made hamburgers.
0:37 "Gettin' real tired of your shit, honey"
i dunno, Billy Mays makes burger making more fun with the Big City Sliders
When in hell are you going to need a 25 peice hamburger maker.
I hate how they're like "oh never get your hands dirty again" except for the fact that you need to put the meat in the thing
just out of curiosity...why is first world in quotation marks?
I want this just for veggie burgers! yay!
Perfect potty!
@JordanMasao yeah, well, ive heard a person say that, when they used the big city slider station, they got paint on their burgers. so this is better. HA!
@Kiefe - But washing your hands is so much trouble! If only there was an infomercial product to help me do it!
OR you just use rubber gloves if you hate the feel of raw meat
Never touch the meat? How do u put it in? Also when they put the meat in it, the patty was already in a ball- how do u think it got to the shape of the ball
0:38 sounds just a little dirty. Or is it just me?
1:53 he says "perfect patty hands free burger making system" that thing in the infomercial didn't look hands free to me
"Your hands never touched the meat."
Because washing your hands afterwards is so fucking hard.
No, just get the big city slider station...Billy Mays advertises it.
0:02 WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
How do you season the meat if it's hand free?
it meant for forming the burger not seasoning it , plus some people don't even season the burger .
Okay...so once you have smashed all of the patties down, how do you get them all out? I am sure they are bound to stick to the side of the container and after you stick half of your arm in there to get it out, it won't be "perfect" anymore.
I have a question how do you get the meat into the cyillinder without touching it?
Poor man's Big City Slider.
"Your hands never touch the meat"... Then how did the meat get in the gadget in the first place? lol
now i'm hungry
1:15 This kid likes kissing burgers. hmm
But seriously, it is an interesting invention. Especially with the storage idea. But there are some people who enjoy making burgers with their hands.
0:38 Where's the beef?
you dont even need the Better Burger Maker
Jesus christ this music is killing me
0:02
HOW DO I HAMBURGER?
I swear that I can make pattoes no problem with my bare hands plus ive doing it since I was 12 when I made it WTF
it's been 7 years 😭
@@luvciara
shit. it feels so weird seeing that i made this comment 7 years ago.
i like making burgers by hand.
Our hands never touch the meat? HOLY SHIT! THEY TELEPORT RIGHT ONTO THE GRILL???