Mark Normand - Storming The Capitol

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  • Опубліковано 17 жов 2024
  • We're storming the cap!!! go gay!!
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 507

  • @Jackman77100
    @Jackman77100 3 роки тому +342

    Mark rushes into the building, attacks a cop, then turns to his left and says "comedy!"

    • @likwidmagik
      @likwidmagik 3 роки тому +7

      Not before "QUEEF!"

    • @iToke19814
      @iToke19814 3 роки тому +14

      "Dont arrest me, I'm Gay!"

  • @fryone
    @fryone 3 роки тому +505

    Kevin Hart is just acting so crazy lately

    • @jcut910
      @jcut910 3 роки тому +6

      He a independent well mannered black man who deserves his special on Netflix

    • @FoButter
      @FoButter 3 роки тому +1

      cannot believe he would risk hurting his back again by riding a 'hoverboard'....

    • @kendossendos9300
      @kendossendos9300 3 роки тому +1

      Kevins really doing the lords work visiting Texas like this.

    • @37thousand
      @37thousand 2 роки тому

      Kevin hart is well known for being a silly crazy goofy guy

    • @Bizmark7
      @Bizmark7 Рік тому

      I know right, and he's got that Michael Jackson disease.

  • @iToke19814
    @iToke19814 3 роки тому +93

    Honestly one of the best comics. He's so quick.

  • @conburgundy
    @conburgundy 3 роки тому +90

    I want more of this style of Mark in the wild

  • @bearinafoxhole5951
    @bearinafoxhole5951 3 роки тому +83

    When Mark said, “that guy should have been aborted.” I choked on my Cap’n Crunch.

  • @mathieuparent2108
    @mathieuparent2108 3 роки тому +98

    That was a bad fall. I felt that!

    • @jordanmercier3616
      @jordanmercier3616 3 роки тому +4

      No you didn't Mathieu, no one likes a liar.

    • @likwidmagik
      @likwidmagik 3 роки тому +4

      @@jordanmercier3616 I dunno, I'm a tad older than Mark, and I'm not down with those wipeouts anymore. My head bangs too easily, and I heal too slowly.

    • @connorwademusic
      @connorwademusic 3 роки тому

      Instant replay at the end! Comedy!

    • @超虎生活
      @超虎生活 2 роки тому

      @@likwidmagik No, you love wipeouts. You even play the song "Wipeout" just before you do it. Klaus, no one likes a liar.

  • @kaisersozay8978
    @kaisersozay8978 3 роки тому +107

    Mark is such a good comic that he makes us laugh with his stand up, and his fall down 😂

    • @davidwood9718
      @davidwood9718 3 роки тому +2

      I wasn't laughing, I actually cringed when he fell it looks like his lower back landed right on that corner

  • @Danielsronley
    @Danielsronley 3 роки тому +228

    Mark Should should become a part time blogger, really enjoyed watching him just doing shit😄.

  • @TheSzekely23
    @TheSzekely23 3 роки тому +141

    "we shouldn't be laughing"
    Proceeds to keep walking and not offer help to Kevin Hart

    • @thismothafuckasaid7304
      @thismothafuckasaid7304 3 роки тому +10

      No way they'd do same if Kevin's skin wasn't so pale that day!

    • @frowningJoker
      @frowningJoker 3 роки тому

      It wasn't Kevin Hart falling, the guy you just watched is Mark Normand

    • @TheSzekely23
      @TheSzekely23 3 роки тому +8

      @@frowningJoker You've just shown that you are not a Mark Normand fan

    • @jasoncardenas5565
      @jasoncardenas5565 3 роки тому +3

      @@TheSzekely23 *Kevin Hart fan

  • @Jacksonrodriguez
    @Jacksonrodriguez 3 роки тому +119

    the abortion joke that carried over to the guy's truck was LOL

  • @Dang026
    @Dang026 3 роки тому +66

    Mark: "Does it help with ED?"
    Lady: "Who knows 🤷"
    Mark: "I'll send you pictures later 😎"
    😭😭

    • @BariNgozi
      @BariNgozi 3 роки тому +4

      she did not fully register that joke lmao

    • @Adriana-eu6ty
      @Adriana-eu6ty 2 роки тому

      Omg, I thought he meant eating disorder 😂😂
      Yeah, totally a woman’s perspective 🤣

    • @mntwinsfan1988
      @mntwinsfan1988 Рік тому

      That entire interaction was hilarious. "I'm on house arrest"

  • @rolandroot8772
    @rolandroot8772 3 роки тому +7

    My favorite part about these videos is seeing what a dork you are. Makes me feel less alone. Queff

  • @daledan-tony8722
    @daledan-tony8722 3 роки тому +12

    Rebecca really loves Mark; she had candy out that she knew he’d steal and then offered a beer lol and those hugs! Real emotion!

  • @itstherevolution
    @itstherevolution 3 роки тому +1

    That E.D question triggered the quickest awkward convo switch I've ever seen lol. COMEDY!

  • @youverndit1324
    @youverndit1324 3 роки тому +66

    that bolt sticking out of the concrete almost deflowered your spine. be safe, Kevin Hart.

    • @willvr4
      @willvr4 3 роки тому +8

      I was thinking the same thing. That bolt in the wrong spot literally could have paralyzed him.

    • @junimeme5626
      @junimeme5626 3 роки тому +3

      @@willvr4 instead of stand-up he would permanently do sit down

    • @spiralmorning5784
      @spiralmorning5784 3 роки тому

      Lmaoooo

  • @PatGturdgangofficial
    @PatGturdgangofficial 3 роки тому +50

    Next episode: Larp Normand - defeating nerds with words

  • @TheShiftersMusic
    @TheShiftersMusic 3 роки тому +30

    Damn. That club in Austin looks badass.

  • @takeahike2993
    @takeahike2993 3 роки тому +35

    “I’m on house arrest…” Outside his home 😂 Right over their head.

  • @fahlmantrevorify
    @fahlmantrevorify 3 роки тому +5

    What I really appreciate about Mark is I feel like I'm along for the ride that he's been on for 12 15 years. I've been a fan for maybe 2-3 years now and I get excited to hear his pods and comedy because he's on his own journey, while us fans are hitched to a wagon behind him just taking it all in. Thanks brotha!

  • @samuelemeryjiujitsu
    @samuelemeryjiujitsu 2 роки тому +8

    If fricken warmed my heart when he walked in and they're like "you don't have to wear a mask anymore." And that chick gave him the biggest hug she could and then when they get outside and she looked at him she did a bigger hug. So happy. So lovely.

  • @farischugthai5598
    @farischugthai5598 3 роки тому +22

    Next episode: Narc Mormand. Morman cop taking on the world

  • @micmac1121
    @micmac1121 3 роки тому +14

    That was a young mans fall. Give him. 10 years, shows cancelled and he’s in a 3 wheel scooter!

  • @carlosalmazan103
    @carlosalmazan103 3 роки тому +1

    Texas loves you Mark! Can’t wait to see you next month!

  • @jonsnow5518
    @jonsnow5518 3 роки тому +5

    This was great, his best video yet. It's the perfect format for him because he's so quick off the cuff- he you should do one for every city he visits..

  • @benjiluvsyou
    @benjiluvsyou 3 роки тому +3

    "I'll send you a picture later" LMFAO

  • @laurencezemlick1979
    @laurencezemlick1979 3 роки тому +21

    3:43 best part

  • @VDiabloV1
    @VDiabloV1 3 роки тому +8

    This guy's humour is on another level. Too funny

  • @will6176
    @will6176 3 роки тому +5

    That was hilarious! The blue chew cannon lol. Austin looks so nice, good to see it in a neutral context outside the Rogan Dillon craze

  • @Cookinberry
    @Cookinberry 3 роки тому +80

    Just upload the 30 seconds of you falling and title it something like "idiot comedian falls of hoverboard". UA-cam loves to see people in pain.

  • @sylviawoods6650
    @sylviawoods6650 3 роки тому +2

    Loving these shorts! I was stunned when you actually hugged another human being!

  • @robb8234
    @robb8234 3 роки тому

    fawkkkkk, when he fell off the hover board, looks like he also landed on the metal spike sticking out of the ground... boy I felt that for ya Mark... COMEDY

  • @Zoso37123
    @Zoso37123 3 роки тому +8

    Man, he's really out there doing it!!

  • @freddyfootstomps6557
    @freddyfootstomps6557 3 роки тому +12

    Why did that horse bit make me laugh out loud? My humor is shot.

  • @trumanquinn
    @trumanquinn 3 роки тому +2

    Thats the neighborhood list was afraid of 😄 🤣 😂

  • @guywithalltheanswers6942
    @guywithalltheanswers6942 3 роки тому +37

    Did he fall on that little protrusion? Holy shit if he did that could have been really bad.

  • @YizzERR
    @YizzERR 3 роки тому +5

    Great frames.. queef! God this is why I love Mark lol

  • @roel.vinckens
    @roel.vinckens 3 роки тому

    Milking it!
    Aah, we're just horsin' around...
    That was good on many levels.
    Keep on Comedy! and watch your back!

  • @TheShafronChannel
    @TheShafronChannel 3 роки тому +7

    Glad to see falling is still a good form of comedy

  • @w00tkid
    @w00tkid 2 роки тому +2

    Mark Floormand

  • @AustinG23
    @AustinG23 3 роки тому +16

    He’s so funny no matter what he does or says, shit

  • @jakekulik4081
    @jakekulik4081 3 роки тому +1

    "That really took the jizz out of my ass" lmfaoo

  • @madcat5965
    @madcat5965 3 роки тому +1

    the look on your face when you fall is me watching any other modern comedy

  • @tcampbell3038
    @tcampbell3038 3 роки тому +1

    “That really took the jizz out of my ass” 🤣🤣

  • @sithlorddarthbong4959
    @sithlorddarthbong4959 3 роки тому +6

    Mark Normand is a fucking legend 🤣👏

  • @tacobellcall911
    @tacobellcall911 3 роки тому +4

    Mark I discovered you last year and I have to say you're my ultimate new favorite comedian. Everything you say makes me laugh bro. I can't wait to see you live one day! Keep it up always! I guess the next natural progression is your own tv show. Get on it! Lol

  • @Nickscrazylips
    @Nickscrazylips 3 роки тому +2

    Mark doing his best Tim impression when he slipped on that banana peel.

  • @DrawntoWater
    @DrawntoWater 3 роки тому +7

    Being 40years old I felt that fall.

  • @nathanellis3678
    @nathanellis3678 3 роки тому +1

    “No cover? No thank you!” really got me

  • @MasonFPS
    @MasonFPS 3 роки тому +3

    I didn't know I needed this today, thanks Mark.

  • @6lu5ky86
    @6lu5ky86 2 роки тому

    Keep takin' spills for us Mark, spill everything.

  • @dcool2u2
    @dcool2u2 3 роки тому +1

    "Ahhh there's a rope. We'll never get in" Hahaha!! 🤣

  • @badbadgolf1979
    @badbadgolf1979 3 роки тому +1

    That amnesia discrimination joke was great stuff 😂 😂 comedy

  • @semirjemill
    @semirjemill 3 роки тому

    “Alright i send ya a picture later”😂😂

  • @SomethingGamecatAdjacent
    @SomethingGamecatAdjacent 3 роки тому +1

    The creek in the cave looks fantastic, here I was thinking it was dead and feeling bad and it comes back.better..
    Congratulations Rebecca! Hope nothing but success for her.

  • @no-won
    @no-won 3 роки тому +9

    He was almost one of those people who can't remember any dates if his head hit any harder

  • @StatusQuonald
    @StatusQuonald 2 роки тому +1

    Lost it at: "aah there's a rope. We'll never get in"
    😂

  • @Jack-xb9ri
    @Jack-xb9ri 3 роки тому

    Mark falling over at the beginning...comedy!

  • @americangirl4879
    @americangirl4879 3 роки тому +1

    "Adding insult to injury" has always been a saying; I've just never seen it so literally presented before... genius...

  • @carmichaelk.5214
    @carmichaelk.5214 3 роки тому +2

    ""AHGHHGHH... that is delightful"

  • @jonmarc8078
    @jonmarc8078 2 роки тому +1

    Go Bro .. 6 Weeks in Traction

  • @CoryHatfield
    @CoryHatfield 3 роки тому +1

    "That really took the jizz outta my ass!" lmao

  • @Giga1337
    @Giga1337 3 роки тому

    mark that fall was very graceful, laughed too hard!

  • @maruzencentral
    @maruzencentral 3 роки тому +7

    _FBI has entered the chat_

  • @sagebuckingham1274
    @sagebuckingham1274 3 роки тому +9

    This otter’s always bringing the laughs

  • @roberts1572
    @roberts1572 3 роки тому +8

    Message to scientists. Study this man.

  • @dangmatic
    @dangmatic 3 роки тому +1

    Love this . Thanks Mark. Should make more videos where he is a tour guide

  • @if5566
    @if5566 2 роки тому

    I really like these hang out type vids.

  • @Zshu730
    @Zshu730 2 роки тому

    he's basically one of those pull-string dolls that was programmed to say a different line each time you pull... "comedy!" "queef!"

  • @richardwagon6433
    @richardwagon6433 3 роки тому +1

    5:22 Mark "Sticky Fingers" Normand strikes again!

  • @HumboldtGuanoBand
    @HumboldtGuanoBand 3 роки тому

    "No cover? No thank you" ...killed me for some reason.

  • @sjnelson6
    @sjnelson6 3 роки тому +14

    Does this help with ED? I'll send you a picture later! 😆🤣🤣

  • @z3r0x456
    @z3r0x456 3 роки тому +5

    Mark storman

  • @robb8234
    @robb8234 3 роки тому

    'Will that help with E.D.?" I'll send ya a photo later .... I spit up my drink LOL>>.. ahhahahahahahahahaha

  • @RoyoSker
    @RoyoSker 3 роки тому +5

    00:20 Mark’s going to make the Ridiculousness show for the wrong reasons

  • @BillBurrComedy
    @BillBurrComedy 3 роки тому +1

    Crazy man subtitles were the best!

  • @Gerald5000
    @Gerald5000 3 роки тому +1

    Mark Normand hurting himself: Comedy and Tragedy, the guy can do it all!

  • @DannyLynch123
    @DannyLynch123 2 роки тому

    Mark is like the most natural funny person ever!!

  • @josephlucero14
    @josephlucero14 3 роки тому +1

    Keep vlogging Mark this is hilarious! "does it help with ED?" LOL

  • @bennimmo1615
    @bennimmo1615 3 роки тому

    I love you so much Mark. You don't even understand. QUEEF!

  • @franciscotorresiv923
    @franciscotorresiv923 3 роки тому

    Love this guy!

  • @CarlosFlores-nl4gg
    @CarlosFlores-nl4gg 2 роки тому

    keep em coming mark

  • @M_M_U_S_A
    @M_M_U_S_A 3 роки тому +1

    You really got a miniSegura falling from that scooter

  • @commandoconstruction2720
    @commandoconstruction2720 3 роки тому +1

    The Colt Severs act was gold.

  • @Earlydoors272
    @Earlydoors272 11 місяців тому

    Ohhh jeezus!!! 🫣
    Good lord that looked painful!

  • @twisted_tony
    @twisted_tony 3 роки тому

    Mark, you are the best fall-down comic working today!
    Comedy. Love ya (only in a gay way.)

  • @GLo1991
    @GLo1991 3 роки тому

    He NARROWLY avoids impaling himself on that screw coming out of the ground when he falls

  • @detectivemarvel8036
    @detectivemarvel8036 3 роки тому

    I’m sorry Mark but that fall was such a boomer move😂🤣😂🤣

  • @scarpdog8770
    @scarpdog8770 Рік тому

    “Does it help with ED? Alight, I’ll send you a photo later” 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @CMFTR-
    @CMFTR- 3 роки тому +1

    I need more of this content 😂

  • @toastedjoe1013
    @toastedjoe1013 3 роки тому +1

    Mark found the new Fedsmoker. Not that anyone ever asked for a replacement.

  • @orionhernandez3850
    @orionhernandez3850 2 роки тому +1

    "Telling it like it is... pedophile ring..."
    Officially the realest thing mark kevin hart has ever said

  • @HolyToledo
    @HolyToledo 3 роки тому +30

    “I’m a paralyzed, paraplegic”
    Now that’s some funny shit, even if ur jewish

  • @billymac9419
    @billymac9419 3 роки тому

    “9/11? Oh yeah I forgot about that.” Lmaoo

  • @Meni69
    @Meni69 3 роки тому +1

    Norm MacDonald has a joke, about 911. he'll ask "what happened?"

  • @nothing-2-live-4
    @nothing-2-live-4 3 роки тому +4

    i prefer the jazz music in the background but its always a tough choice when picking music

  • @robertmartinez9480
    @robertmartinez9480 3 роки тому

    See you next Thursday in San Antonio Mr. Normand! 🤘🤘

  • @simon01ize
    @simon01ize 3 роки тому +1

    Always good to see you queefing it up Mark, watch your back though that looked painful!

  • @djkrptdnb
    @djkrptdnb 3 роки тому

    “I’ll send you a photo later” 😂

  • @HalfPrime
    @HalfPrime 3 роки тому

    Solid set.

  • @1servingtruthfreedomplease
    @1servingtruthfreedomplease Рік тому

    As usual sooooo good I hope they let you out on day passes more often!!!😉