Women's Soccer?! (comedian K-von)

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  • Опубліковано 28 вер 2024
  • This one will anger the radical feminists = So Funny!
    This is a quick clip from K-von's 1hr special Essential. Order on K-vonComedy.com...
    #KvonComedy #Essential #HalfPersian #Funny #Comedy #Persian #Standup

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  • @soulsurfer639
    @soulsurfer639 Рік тому +8

    Kvon, saying what everyone is thinking but to scared to say.... and being HILARIOUS while doing it 😂
    Keep up the great work Kvon!!!

  • @drevil7684
    @drevil7684 Рік тому +31

    Gold 😂 I love your work mate! All the way from Australia!!
    The irony of Megan Rapinoe the face of Subway Sandwiches! In fact if she didn't play soccer that's all she'd be qualified to do is make Sandwiches 😂😂😂

    • @kvoncomedy
      @kvoncomedy  Рік тому +2

      Lolll

    • @bigdaddy3621
      @bigdaddy3621 Рік тому

      Isn't Australia a penal colony where the British dumped all their criminals? Are you the descendant of criminals?
      Are you jealous of Rapinoe because she is a superior athlete?

  • @monesjones8431
    @monesjones8431 Рік тому +46

    I love how you say her name wrong, just fabulous.

  • @JTJ-wm4cm
    @JTJ-wm4cm Рік тому +13

    Ahhhh....a real comedian. Yall remember the late 90s and early 2000s....yeah. that was cool. Lol

  • @rockclementson2336
    @rockclementson2336 Рік тому +9

    Well said

  • @TC_83
    @TC_83 Рік тому +1

    Loving your work… any plans to tour the UK?

    • @kvoncomedy
      @kvoncomedy  Рік тому

      yes but what was he doing at the time. were there unwanted advances? what year was this. what town was this. what ethnicity was the person. why were the two in the same vicinity. we need to know all the surrounding circumstances. did you know everyday BLMers walk into businesses and just go off on men, women, children, asians, elderly, and steal.... so these things happen to ALL OF US

    • @TC_83
      @TC_83 Рік тому

      @@kvoncomedy Umm… ok…. So are you touring UK or not? 😜

  • @finnishfatman
    @finnishfatman Рік тому +8

    Dunno if someone commented this already but I gotta say it...
    It's funny, because it's true 🤣👌 All of it.

  • @flashrandom
    @flashrandom Рік тому +4

    Pure genious

  • @Wambam2506
    @Wambam2506 Рік тому +2

    Legend

  • @OSU2010
    @OSU2010 Рік тому +1

    Bro host a event in Honolulu Hawaii I’ll go. Hahha they would love you here

    • @kvoncomedy
      @kvoncomedy  Рік тому +1

      I want to. Tell blue note. Iemailed them twice

    • @OSU2010
      @OSU2010 Рік тому +1

      @@kvoncomedy hit the vacation as well 😂

  • @tofighmazrae5259
    @tofighmazrae5259 Рік тому +5

    عالی بودی ♥️

  • @ririsj1100
    @ririsj1100 Рік тому +1

    Keep Megan Rapino name in your mouth 🤣🤣

  • @Dilley_G45
    @Dilley_G45 Рік тому +5

    Its called football. Not soccer, but still a thumbs up. And yes most football fans despise her. She gets payed 3 million and can't play for 100 K. And she is still the victim

    • @johnhonai4601
      @johnhonai4601 7 місяців тому

      100k is starting salary for PL football at a big club. I doubt she can perform for 1k in that case.

  • @mr.s2005
    @mr.s2005 Рік тому +11

    gets paid millions to play a sport hardly anybody watches.....and yet complains they aren't paid as much as the men even though they have better job security then the men.

    • @pacharomkandawire6424
      @pacharomkandawire6424 Рік тому

      Hardly anyone watches? American? This is the most watched sport in the world. They actually have a world cup for this

    • @TheReaLcatniP
      @TheReaLcatniP Рік тому +1

      @@pacharomkandawire6424 Women's soccer loses money all the time because nobody watches it, not even women.

    • @Dah42
      @Dah42 Рік тому

      @@pacharomkandawire6424 My guess is that he was referring to "women's soccer". It's a FACT that women's soccer is a sport that hardly anyone watches . Fifa was begging European countries to buy the tv rights for women's world cup. Do you think Fifa ever begs countries to buy the tv rights for men's world cup?

  • @williamthatsmyname
    @williamthatsmyname Рік тому +4

    "This country has never been fair to people like me" is their go to line, but if you ask them what do they mean by that, they reply with patriarchy. I swear we are living in a simulation.

    • @johnhonai4601
      @johnhonai4601 7 місяців тому

      They didnt fight any wars neither invented things.

  • @glenbard657
    @glenbard657 Рік тому +23

    Question: How can you make soccer even more boring?
    Answer: Have women play it.

    • @rogueceska
      @rogueceska Рік тому +2

      It's not boring. and its great comedy watching women play it.

    • @drevil7684
      @drevil7684 Рік тому +3

      ​@rogueceska especially when they lose to 15 year old boys!!!

    • @thomaschaumeil3878
      @thomaschaumeil3878 Рік тому

      @@rogueceskalad, the key is trying. They are trying to play sucker

  • @lmapes
    @lmapes Рік тому +5

    🥇

  • @stefanoberndorfer1771
    @stefanoberndorfer1771 10 місяців тому

    Hilarious........

  • @ivannasha5556
    @ivannasha5556 Рік тому +1

    I approve this message LUL

  • @buffalobob2890
    @buffalobob2890 Рік тому +2

    "...not even soccer - women's soccer." Great line! Funny, and so true. Just like the WNBA, who wants to see it.

  • @dermagnus8482
    @dermagnus8482 Рік тому +65

    Finally someone said it.☺️

  • @sherminator1617
    @sherminator1617 Рік тому +12

    Hahaha this was hilarious and so on point. Megan is annoying as hell.

  • @b8sh
    @b8sh Рік тому +10

    Thanks God some people are not afraid to talk about it ❣️

  • @christopherhowell5221
    @christopherhowell5221 Рік тому +81

    This guy delivers comedy hotter than door dash!

  • @jamal69jackson77
    @jamal69jackson77 Рік тому +10

    You can hear the triggered lgqbs feminist karens booing in the background 😝

  • @darleneh7740
    @darleneh7740 Рік тому +6

    Oh Kvon, stop! Now I feel like having a”foot long “ subway sandwich! 😂😂😂 ❣️❣️❣️

  • @dariakcurtis5268
    @dariakcurtis5268 Рік тому +7

    Have you been to Oregon? You don’t even have to think of the material to write. It’s available everywhere- just observe.

  • @LatimusChadimus
    @LatimusChadimus Рік тому +7

    Arby's isn't touching that with a 10lb roast bro no n·no no

  • @susansayso
    @susansayso Рік тому +26

    If im gay im Not plus, if im lesbian im not plus, if im all the letters im still not plus!!!

    • @PraveenKumar-zt8ux
      @PraveenKumar-zt8ux Рік тому

      🤔

    • @coopersbullhorn
      @coopersbullhorn Рік тому +3

      A little known fact is that, to the occult elite, the plus sign has magical qualities. They use it as a force multiplier. That's why they included it at the end of the LGB acronym (Just like Disney+, Star+, etc.) Look for it

    • @MichaelKingsfordGray
      @MichaelKingsfordGray Рік тому

      Are you negative?

    • @JimJimmieson
      @JimJimmieson Рік тому +3

      The plus is a placeholder for the P they want included.

    • @PraveenKumar-zt8ux
      @PraveenKumar-zt8ux Рік тому +1

      @@JimJimmieson what's p?

  • @kandihoarding7395
    @kandihoarding7395 Рік тому +19

    Not even real soccer! Lol!

  • @dng6121
    @dng6121 Рік тому +49

    K-von you are on fire , as a comic pioneer, the deeper you dig into enemy territory the more arrows you get. So far you are knocking out of the park.

  • @rynolascavio3381
    @rynolascavio3381 Рік тому +4

    Arby's roast beef! I lick it before I eat it.

  • @angiemansfield9381
    @angiemansfield9381 Рік тому +9

    IM PRO USA!!!!!!!! YESSSSS!!!!

  • @neurocell159
    @neurocell159 Рік тому +6

    I was unsubscribed.
    Again.
    You can't keep K-von from us, youtube. You can't.

  • @carolw24
    @carolw24 Рік тому +9

    Pro-USA here, too. I love your act. Are you coming to the Pensacola, FL area?

    • @mssmiles0503
      @mssmiles0503 Рік тому

      I keep asking him and he doesn't! Pensacola or Destin!

    • @kvoncomedy
      @kvoncomedy  Рік тому +1

      Bring me. !!!

    • @pj2.085
      @pj2.085 Рік тому +1

      @@kvoncomedy 😁I love your reply! Another reason why you are so successful and loved! 💕

    • @jwfmsu1990
      @jwfmsu1990 Рік тому

      ​@@kvoncomedy Come to Michigan!

  • @mattblack118
    @mattblack118 Рік тому +3

    "She should be sponsored by Arby's" Best visual ever LOL

  • @theleftymonster
    @theleftymonster Рік тому +32

    You’re born for this. Pure talent. Keep it up! 👏👏👏

  • @dzizaslofsas
    @dzizaslofsas Рік тому +29

    I thought you are simply the best person of color US comedian. I was wrong, you are the most bestest one😂

    • @kvoncomedy
      @kvoncomedy  Рік тому +3

      Yessss

    • @Dwarf2005
      @Dwarf2005 Рік тому +1

      for my part I prefer fluffy, but that might change

    • @jeremydedrick4054
      @jeremydedrick4054 Рік тому

      ​@@Dwarf2005fluffy? The guy who throws fancy parties for his dog and pushes it around in a stroller? Yeah he's "funny" alright.

    • @Dwarf2005
      @Dwarf2005 Рік тому

      @@jeremydedrick4054 The one who makes a giftbasket, and travels to india (for the traffic) and saudi (to entertain)

  • @levierose484
    @levierose484 Рік тому +8

    Haha you're great Kvon!! But yes, I agree with you, it bothers me too. USA!

  • @tizioincognito5731
    @tizioincognito5731 7 місяців тому +1

    I am glad in italy we do not have all this woke stuff... 😂😂😂 but we laugh a lot at it!

  • @lovelessclips433
    @lovelessclips433 Рік тому +1

    Glad i don't eat subway anymore.

  • @tnvol2011
    @tnvol2011 Рік тому +7

    Lol glad someone said, even if it was meant to be a joke. Truth hurts doesn’t it? Lol

  • @tylerhart4766
    @tylerhart4766 Рік тому +1

    3 million to never once make any money for anyone.

  • @Superman_305
    @Superman_305 Рік тому +8

    Manny Rapinoe is what happens when you take the crypt keeper from tales from the crypt and roger from the animated show american dad and combine them into one brainless commie.

  • @efthymis
    @efthymis Рік тому +1

    Kvon can't wait to see you in Sweden bro, I am Greek and I love your energy and jokes!!! BTW there's lot of Persian people here, probably you will sold out in few days!!!!

  • @CoverBrazilian
    @CoverBrazilian Рік тому +7

    That subway joke 😂😂😂😂

  • @kangakong
    @kangakong Рік тому +8

    You are so funny Kvon!! I’m bummed I can’t make it to your upcoming SF show. It seems like this laughing material is from your current tour. I’m going to look for any pay per view shows you might have, I need a good solid hour! You are the funniest person I’ve ever heard 🫠🐔Hope I can catch you next time around. 🙃

  • @justbereal388
    @justbereal388 Рік тому +4

    “not even real soccer….woman’s soccer “😂🤣😂🤣

  • @jrg305
    @jrg305 Рік тому

    I got a thread closed on Professional listserv for saying a diversity scholarship, which awards money just for being black or gay, is racist scholarship. It gives money just for being black or gay.

  • @juliush3764
    @juliush3764 20 днів тому

    He butchered megan's 😂😂😂

  • @drakulie
    @drakulie Рік тому +1

    Kickball

  • @sharpshooter2398
    @sharpshooter2398 Рік тому +4

    Yeasss another video!!!!!!!!!!

  • @johnhonai4601
    @johnhonai4601 7 місяців тому

    "Will Smith me" became a phrase. Covid times and the whole world got to know about it.

  • @robertbaker3174
    @robertbaker3174 Рік тому

    Shame on you for picking on a protected class!

  • @rusmaster200
    @rusmaster200 Рік тому +7

    hahaha i almost passed a kidney stone laughing!

  • @alainbao3762
    @alainbao3762 Рік тому +1

    Darn you are excellent… hahaha great video

  • @greenwave819
    @greenwave819 Рік тому

    she wants men to join the women's team now that she is retiring

  • @peterruiz6117
    @peterruiz6117 Рік тому

    L O L !!!

  • @nofuchu
    @nofuchu Рік тому

    It is "FootBall"

  • @cobraheli8444
    @cobraheli8444 Рік тому +1

    here

  • @Infini-Tee
    @Infini-Tee Рік тому +11

    That was genuinely hilarious K-con. 3 million from Subway to a woman who doesn’t want a foot long in her mouth 😂. She probably doesn’t even want a 6 inch in her mouth but Subway will still pay her the 3 million for “equity”.

  • @sharpshooter2398
    @sharpshooter2398 Рік тому +3

    Where are these comedy showsssssssss

  • @tonesmith909
    @tonesmith909 Рік тому

    Rapeino 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

  • @b.a.moncion7766
    @b.a.moncion7766 Рік тому +3

    Pro USA 🇺🇸 me too

  • @Sonia-xyz
    @Sonia-xyz Рік тому +4

    😊😅😂
    🤘

  • @moonsting
    @moonsting Рік тому

    🎉 You're amazing Kvon 👏👏👏- pro USA

  • @hristohristov2258
    @hristohristov2258 11 місяців тому

    Kvon walking just fine over a thin edge line 😅

  • @farhadhafeznezami8101
    @farhadhafeznezami8101 Рік тому +4

    amazing Kvon. as a guy working with footballers i laughed a lot

  • @FPVMystique
    @FPVMystique Рік тому

    you're a natural

  • @natethegreat7094
    @natethegreat7094 Рік тому

    Genius!!!!!!!

  • @sikcobra
    @sikcobra Рік тому

    😂😂😂

  • @hareshkainth8259
    @hareshkainth8259 Рік тому

    Loved it !

  • @pj2.085
    @pj2.085 Рік тому +3

    😂😂😂

  • @cantocraft
    @cantocraft Рік тому +2

    🤣

  • @mssmiles0503
    @mssmiles0503 Рік тому +2

    ❤❤❤

  • @kristacarroll710
    @kristacarroll710 Рік тому +4

    Well done, K-von!

  • @brendad.c114
    @brendad.c114 Рік тому +1

    Lol...good one .

  • @gabrielatejo3980
    @gabrielatejo3980 Рік тому +1

    L M A O 😂😂😂

  • @Elizabeth-vw1vb
    @Elizabeth-vw1vb Рік тому +1

    Her name sounds like salad.

  • @dereksimmons1252
    @dereksimmons1252 Рік тому +1

    Proof that you can be funny and not curse.

  • @Queenmaya1
    @Queenmaya1 Рік тому

    😅😅😅 👏 🙌 👍

  • @mehdimehdikhani5899
    @mehdimehdikhani5899 Рік тому

    This is funnier now that a weak British men team called Wrexham destroyed US women 12-0.

  • @bry4095
    @bry4095 Рік тому

    Lbgtqiaa + 😂

  • @n9ne
    @n9ne Рік тому +1

    $3mil for being laughed at by the world is a good trade off

  • @cassiustaylor9265
    @cassiustaylor9265 Рік тому +1

    Funny 💩🤣

  • @devinthadude88able
    @devinthadude88able Рік тому +1

    Dude is not funny.

    • @kvoncomedy
      @kvoncomedy  Рік тому +2

      That’s a girl bro. Her name is Megan rapinoe. Hahahhaha

    • @kvoncomedy
      @kvoncomedy  Рік тому +1

      You only know about dat bassetbawlll

    • @devinthadude88able
      @devinthadude88able Рік тому +1

      @@kvoncomedy OOOOOhhhhhkay!?!?! Your jokes still wasn’t funny in this video. Maybe your other stuff is