“Damned if you Jew, damned if you don’t.” McCusker, you are at the top of your game brother, and that kind of sums up the entire history of Israel. Brilliance…carry-on!
Gillis is like a big ol golden retriever. Gets excited and that foot just gets ta waggin NON STOP. Can’t help himself. Get him some treats and a belly rub already.
During prohibition ice cream parlors were replacements for bars and clubs back in the day. They fuckin love ice cream. During world war 2our navy was so geeked about ice cream, they converted huge tanker boats into floating ice cream factories. When the Japanese delegates went to the peace treaty talks they were so shocked by their good treatment and huge buffet of food. When they learned not only can the US transport ammunition and soldiers anywhere on earth, but also supply them with them ice cream, unconditional surrender was their only option.
So hyped to chill with the boys. Since I have a family now, and I’m not allowed to do cool shit with the IRL boys as much. I’ll just live through the dawgs
You're not alone bro. Stay at home dad right here. Shit can be exhausting, sometimes I miss working 80 hours a week, at least then you clock out at the end of the day lol
I’d go to the next level of the paytch to see these two dawgs make a travel show. Shane would tour every battlefield in Europe and Matt would provide the soundtrack on the flute. Both would try the cuisine and compare each dish to America’s superior counterpart.
Matt and Shane vs. Big Jay and Luis B-ball Showdown predictions Final Score : 420 to 69 Shane bets big money on himself and makes enough to buy out Spotify and removes everything except Rogies and his Joy to the World playlist.
Night shift at work refresh every 30mins hoping for a champion to throw up latests LOS episode and bam the dawgz come in to save the day themselves...how good it feels.
Oh my young son, you're in for a treat. Go back thru all of them. And for one buck sign up for the patreon (the paytch) and you get double the episodes. It's worth it
As someone who's father is from Iran, I'm honored to Matt and Shane brought my people up. Even though it's depressing, but I won't be picky. Love the podcast!
Haha Covid proved this. With the tech today countries like Italy couldn't cremate enough bodies during Covid during their hardest hit moments according to multiple news articles. Hmmm
@@user-gn5bu7tx1b I hate to say it, but CTown is also entering into the “repetitive laziness zone” for me , I get that they hate the podcast cuz it’s a job now, and I love Nick when he’s talking to Tim Dillon or Shane, but that weekly podcast just fell tf off the last year or so tbh
@@Sprite_525 I feel your pain I've overdosed on podcasts too much soo deep down the rabbit hole I'm quite the critic now... ignorance is bliss, the old me could tolerate Bert Kriesher
@@STREY34 I still love it, especially if they do crazy new shit. My gripes go as far as turning the podcast off cuz I'm bored. Free content, ain't gonna complain too much
Today I’ve learned if Shane had taught me history instead of the collection of the most boring people on the globe, I would’ve actually learned something
My dad and his friend Bob used to sit around telling history stories in detail with jokes and a lot of booze added usually. I miss that a lot but love when you guys do the history talks… takes me back to a good place. Thanks for all the quality content.
Matt is reaching his final form , come to CT please and perform ..both of you dawgs. I know it sucks here but we are way less soft than mass and New York about all the rules.. bless us
Why did one joke make you jump from a podcast app to UA-cam? Did you just really want to see Matt because you got suddenly gay for him? I mean that was a good joke, and yes he’s a handsome dude, but I don’t think there’s a Patreon tier for what you’re looking to do.
That’s ‘Pakistan in the bag’ legit is some of the funniest shit I’ve ever seen. I love the fact the Shane not only is aware of it, but finds it hilarious as well
Been listening to you for awhile Shane love your specials i think you’re funny asf just found this podcast a couple days ago hyped to binge these at work 🤙🏼
Unintentionally hilarious is they talk about a book for like 45 minutes and never acknowledge its title or author. Every time they say “the book” i die laughing.
The book, in case you missed it, is The Next 1000 Years, by George Friedman. He founded Stratfor, a somewhat controversial organization. The book is free if you have a Audible subscription.
I was at a restaurant in Paris when a man at the table next to me started eating a plate of raw hamburger meat with an uncooked egg broken over it. Fucking. Disgusting.
I read ‘The Next 100 Years’ in Afghanistan, 2010. I was a big Stratfor-head back in the day… they have some shady connections. Fred Burton’s ‘Ghost’ was pretty good.
Navys airforce is better than our actual Airforce. We can send birds from literally anywhere land or sea. We also have the best pilots & some people think a better space program.
Matt's hair lines up perfectly with that painting
😂 like a glove
For not 1 year later though
cant stop lookin at it now
It’s a little off. Maybe if he was as tall as Mike Nardi
When I rad you comment I smile :)
“Damned if you Jew, damned if you don’t.” McCusker, you are at the top of your game brother, and that kind of sums up the entire history of Israel. Brilliance…carry-on!
He’s the best podcaster he’s meant for this shit
bro i lost it 🤣
Yyyyy
12:19
Plus matt laughing in a deep belly laugh at his own joke when he knows it's a banger just causes me to lose my shit even more 😂
Whoever is in charge of making those intros is on top of their game
Pretty sure it's gardini
Gotta be guard dog
That would be the Gardfather.... go listen to Warmode's intros now
If I only had an Academy Award vote...
@@James-PHX billy has been doing the intros on warmode im pretty sure
Gillis is like a big ol golden retriever. Gets excited and that foot just gets ta waggin NON STOP. Can’t help himself. Get him some treats and a belly rub already.
He and dog girl are a match made in heaven
42:50
I'm dying 😂
He’s shaking in his boots 😂
Shanes so right, this is an age of hilarity and we should embrace it.
Just need weekly hardercore history eps the boys talking history is riveting
Dude yes
Herdcoor History
I agree. Just like how bonfire joined the skeptic tank to do 6th and jump! These dudes should do a side project something something history
@@jacobmaslin5481 Ancient Ariens
@@shadownaught right!?
Best Podcast out there! Insta click as soon as I see the boys
I stopped listening to another podcast to listen to this
Best intro that’s for sure
Lol can't click fast enough
@@resmarted lost interest in most pods since I started listening to The Lads
True Dat!!!
Man. I would love a comedy history podcast with Shane and Matt.
Dude I work at a old folks home… the geezers love their sweet treats. We go through 9 gallons of ice cream a week!
What’s up Dawgs?
Diarrhea for weeks
I bet it smells wild in there
@@emjay3066 facts!
@@ricksanchez5696 that Rea
During prohibition ice cream parlors were replacements for bars and clubs back in the day. They fuckin love ice cream. During world war 2our navy was so geeked about ice cream, they converted huge tanker boats into floating ice cream factories. When the Japanese delegates went to the peace treaty talks they were so shocked by their good treatment and huge buffet of food. When they learned not only can the US transport ammunition and soldiers anywhere on earth, but also supply them with them ice cream, unconditional surrender was their only option.
So hyped to chill with the boys. Since I have a family now, and I’m not allowed to do cool shit with the IRL boys as much. I’ll just live through the dawgs
sounds lame man, maybe you should abandon them ?
Family is where its at. I'm 27 just grinding qt my job so I can just chill with the boys after 35+ fuck working. Lol
@@raramcgee4982 q+
You're not alone bro. Stay at home dad right here. Shit can be exhausting, sometimes I miss working 80 hours a week, at least then you clock out at the end of the day lol
@@roymakescomics your lady is getting macked on all day bro. Switch roles we ain’t built for diapers.
Saw Matt in Raleigh and not gonna lie he was better than 97% of the comedians I’ve seen live. He was hilarious
Sydney was great too
Nice he's a 3percenter
I’d go to the next level of the paytch to see these two dawgs make a travel show. Shane would tour every battlefield in Europe and Matt would provide the soundtrack on the flute. Both would try the cuisine and compare each dish to America’s superior counterpart.
As long as they go as hard as the Brits on Mandy and ketamine while in the UK I'm in
I would gladly pay 3, maybe 4 extra dollars a month to see this.
"Patriots Abroad"
Sometimes I imagine Shane watching Indiana Jones with his brother in-law and it makes me smile
Indiana Downs and Mola Ram
Shane's eyebrows "So ah, is this what yall get up to over there?"
Matt is so hardwired into what is funny in a given situation and his delivery is so perfect
Matt and Shane vs. Big Jay and Luis
B-ball Showdown predictions
Final Score : 420 to 69
Shane bets big money on himself and makes enough to buy out Spotify and removes everything except Rogies and his Joy to the World playlist.
No matter what kind of day you're having these boys will make you chuckle
It’s like the more well known this podcast becomes, the shorter Matt’s hair gets. 😂
I love when I get this notification. It's the only real podcast left.
This is my favorite pod. Luis J would say there's at least 1 other real one left
True. The Dawgs and Tim Dillon are the only pods I religiously listen to
@@claytonkendrick3220 same, and occasionally an episode of Cum Town
The first slave to lay the first brick of the first pyramid mustve been like "what the f*** are you guys messing with me"
Night shift at work refresh every 30mins hoping for a champion to throw up latests LOS episode and bam the dawgz come in to save the day themselves...how good it feels.
Dude same
I just started watching this cast like 2 weeks ago, these guys are absolutely hilarious!
Welcome to the fold
Oh my young son, you're in for a treat. Go back thru all of them. And for one buck sign up for the patreon (the paytch) and you get double the episodes. It's worth it
Once a dawg always a dawg... come get your belly rubs
listen to Cheek Clappers
One of us, one of us…
It’s honestly so nice to pop open any MSSP video and not deal with ads. Love my dawgs
As someone who's father is from Iran, I'm honored to Matt and Shane brought my people up. Even though it's depressing, but I won't be picky. Love the podcast!
Damned if you Jew, damned if you don't." is a GREAT line. lol
Just MURDERED my stepping up on boxes workout AND our Gods grace us with a new pod????? Great day to be a Dawg!
“Step up box, no punch back” ~ Bluce Ree
Preach Brother! How great is our Lord!
That "Damned if you Jew, Damned if you don't" line by Matt absolutely destroyed me 🤣👏, I truly appreciate you both and your comedy brilliance bros. 🙌😂
How about Ben and Jerrymandering instead of gerrymandering. Where you influence people’s opinions with large quantities of ice cream.
Imagine trying to bake six million cookies in under four years
Haha Covid proved this. With the tech today countries like Italy couldn't cremate enough bodies during Covid during their hardest hit moments according to multiple news articles.
Hmmm
"I'm a big moment of insertion head" 😂😂😂
Best podcast on Earth... everything else is now obsolete... everyone else sounds like a boomer
What?! You don't enjoy LOS doing the same, outdated Asian jokes from the 90s?
@@user-gn5bu7tx1b I hate to say it, but CTown is also entering into the “repetitive laziness zone” for me , I get that they hate the podcast cuz it’s a job now, and I love Nick when he’s talking to Tim Dillon or Shane, but that weekly podcast just fell tf off the last year or so tbh
@@Sprite_525 I feel your pain I've overdosed on podcasts too much soo deep down the rabbit hole I'm quite the critic now... ignorance is bliss, the old me could tolerate Bert Kriesher
@@user-gn5bu7tx1b LOS isalright and can be funny but sometimes it lacks the depth and focus that I value from this podcast
@@STREY34 I still love it, especially if they do crazy new shit. My gripes go as far as turning the podcast off cuz I'm bored. Free content, ain't gonna complain too much
The shaman has been on fire this week - dad meat was hilarious
Did you see the second half? It was wild.
Stepped on a box to salute the CAST
The damn dawgs are back in the cut💯💯
Shane, stop worrying about "sounding like" this or that. You're the 🐐. Uncancellable
Well said, dawg.
Can’t get cancelled twice
When Shane started the Johnny Horton cover I raised my glass and screamed along like a true American.
Its the only real podcast out there. Praise the Dawgz
Today I’ve learned if Shane had taught me history instead of the collection of the most boring people on the globe, I would’ve actually learned something
Just watch History Channel propaganda and you'll get exactly the same knowledge
Actually it will be even better since he can't even remember that Saudi Arabia is Sunni
Shane drops the names of some great books to read about history.
Yo I saw Shane at the gym stepping on boxes and crying
I just joined the Patreon and for anyone that hasn’t, I would highly suggest it. There is tons of super funny stuff on there.
Shane looks mad pissed & the shaman's in full force bed head talking out the wind pipe at 432 Hz. Life sure is great :)
Matt made a lot “sallient” points this episode. Damn dude, I love watching that dude try to pronounce stuff
Rootherford
You lee ess ess
@@Blackkeys12 you lee ess ess is the winner hands down! I always chuckle
My dad and his friend Bob used to sit around telling history stories in detail with jokes and a lot of booze added usually. I miss that a lot but love when you guys do the history talks… takes me back to a good place. Thanks for all the quality content.
Matt is reaching his final form , come to CT please and perform ..both of you dawgs. I know it sucks here but we are way less soft than mass and New York about all the rules.. bless us
Greetings to a fellow dawg from the 860
@@roymakescomics let’s goo 203 in the house
Dawgz are back in town! More close ups footage of Shane plz.
Damn, skanks last night, Jim and Sam this morning and now the cast at dinner time. What a glorious 24 hours
I feel like a fucking creep.
I slammed shut my laptop after "damned if you jew, damned if you don't" and deleted my podcast app. That was top tier comedy folks😁🤣🤣
well it sounds like you hated it
Why did one joke make you jump from a podcast app to UA-cam?
Did you just really want to see Matt because you got suddenly gay for him? I mean that was a good joke, and yes he’s a handsome dude, but I don’t think there’s a Patreon tier for what you’re looking to do.
That’s ‘Pakistan in the bag’ legit is some of the funniest shit I’ve ever seen. I love the fact the Shane not only is aware of it, but finds it hilarious as well
24:48
The Balfour declaration...
Look into it
Hell yeah boys! FEED THE DAWGS!!!
Gonna see The Shaman in Austin in March with my fellow Dawgz
All hail the Young Bull and Ol’ PegLeg McCusky
I want shane AND Matt on rogies so bad
i love when shane goes wow what a great audience
Been listening to you for awhile Shane love your specials i think you’re funny asf just found this podcast a couple days ago hyped to binge these at work 🤙🏼
Wow what a great audience
@@JahBreh seeing this comment from a year ago get activity and being a patron sub now to Shane makes me smile
Blessed by the Dawgs
Im so hard for Shane knowing and singing ‘Battle of New Orleans’ by Johnny Horton
Got my MSSP merch today, got blessed with a new cast and a new paych. How great is our god?
THE GREATEST
Finally subscribed to the patreon. The best podcast of all time, and literally the only patreon I've been convinced to support 👏
I finally did the same in December. The only paytch I support. The Dawgs deserve it
Shane is Peacemaker, Matt is Vigilante
Just the dynamic duo tonight. We don't deserve this comedic gold for free
“Damned if you Jew, damned if you don’t” 😂😂😂
50:37 “Let’s Go” Shane sings 🔥
Just wrapped up some old test and came back to this new baddie in my sub box
Matt WOULD be a Tele player lol
I love that Matt will forever have hat hair.
Jacked Shane doing an impression of a small hat admiring ancient Egypt artifacts will always be funny.
I hope this is a Harder Core History warm up
That intro was inSANE hahahaha
Highest praises to Allah!
The one and only.
May his name be praised!
"ERRYBODY GET UP IT'S TIME TO SPACE JAM"
Matt is like Tony Soprano watching the History Channel in his basement.
Best kind of podcast. 2 dawgs talking history
matt on rogies or riot!!!
The intros are Oscar worthy but the war horn to end the cast is the stuff of legend
Listening to these 2 talk about the earth and politics a whole episode is like listening to Luis and Dave do their whole mma podcast 🤣🤣
Rewatching in October 2023. Very good watch
Exactly why I clicked
17:10
I believe it. I recently started doing push-ups and I instantly got the urge to kiss my boss. It was weird since I work for my dad.
This podcast makes me wikiwikiwiki wild bb’s. Thanks for all the good times.
The dawgs talkin about history is bay far my favorite
Overall the boiz seem to almost absolutely clueless when it comes to world events lol 🤣
"I'd like to get some radioactive bullshit flyin around."
I love Shane😆.
Shoutout to the Dawg I met playing Runescape last week doing pyramid plunder. YOU A REAL ONE SHAT NATION
playing leagues?
@@leetpwnstar yeah
@@leetpwnstar Warmode was the name
50:40 dude. YES!! Can't believe he remembers this whole thing.
Unintentionally hilarious is they talk about a book for like 45 minutes and never acknowledge its title or author. Every time they say “the book” i die laughing.
"Dude I'm going to join a choir, it's good for your health"
Joining a choir is masculine as hell dude"
The dawgz arrived
Classic pod. Pure excellence bros.
I'm way too old to enjoy this podcast as much as I do.
The book, in case you missed it, is The Next 1000 Years, by George Friedman. He founded Stratfor, a somewhat controversial organization. The book is free if you have a Audible subscription.
Cant wait to see big Jay pick and roll on these chubs
Thought the Shaman was rockin a Canadian tuxedo for a sec loool
I was at a restaurant in Paris when a man at the table next to me started eating a plate of raw hamburger meat with an uncooked egg broken over it. Fucking. Disgusting.
My dolphins getting sued gotta get my mind on the giggles LFG
I read ‘The Next 100 Years’ in Afghanistan, 2010. I was a big Stratfor-head back in the day… they have some shady connections. Fred Burton’s ‘Ghost’ was pretty good.
Went down a wild rabbit hole learning about the sinai history thanks to these lads
Get this fun navy fact to Shaner. The US navy has the world's second largest Air force. That's power. Death from above, dude.
Navys airforce is better than our actual Airforce. We can send birds from literally anywhere land or sea. We also have the best pilots & some people think a better space program.
@@es_three232 navy gay
I love the navy. Every time marines gotta go do marine sh!t the navy gives them a free ride.
"Predicting the future" episodes are awesome
Wicky wild!
Whoever makes the intros needs a raise. The Pakistan kids and Alex jones was funny af
That intro 😂
I know right, can’t believe it’s real hahaha