There’s so many girls who’ve been shamed into thinking they should be hairless except on their heads. It breaks my heart. If someone wants to for themselves, I have no problem with that but as a child my niece watched Vine and that’s the message she got. Some assh*le Nash something she was in looove with was the worst with women’s body hair calling it disgusting, gross, unclean. She’s naturally blonde. She’s letting her arm hair grow back. It’s ok right now cause it’s cold. Summer we hope. I wonder what young children are learning from tic tok? 😖
Guys, here are some tips for talking to girls, like real ones. - If she says “why are you in my house?” She’s so attracted to you. - if she’s screaming running away from you, she’s probably just scared to talk to you. -When she says “I have a boyfriend” or “im gay” that means she’s in love with you. Hope this helps!
@@Someone-sq8imyeah but the “taking long” is just washing your body, hair, and shaving so it makes it seem like guys aren’t doing any of that at least thoroughly enough
if she pulls out her pepper spray, she's just shy 😚 if she tells you "I'm gonna use it" or "Don't come any closer", she wants a hug 🥺 if she sprays you, she's testing you to see how strong and sensible you are 🤧 if she starts running, she wants you to follow her (she's taking you to her house!!) 😍 Pro tip: laugh while doing these so that she sees you have a sense of humor!
Heavily shocked I haven't seen the "the clitoris is at a completely different spot on every woman" line. I'm unsure if that means we've progressed to the point where men understand that it's wrong, or regressed to the point that men don't even know what it is, but we have definitely gressed.
i think thats just a game of telephone from "some girls have it more hooded than others and also some prefer more direct and some more indirect stimulation"
thank you for mentioning menstrual cups are a great thing if you’re ABLE to use them. it’s sometimes alienating when people act like penetrative menstrual products should work for everyone so i really appreciate the small clarification
@@timmyuniboi2050 they mean that sometimes peoples anatomy can simply mean it's uncomfortable or difficult to use certain methods for example for intersex people
@@itsyourmumsgf Not just that but the shape of the vagina makes a difference too some lose the cups up there. For me it's a godsend, I'll never use anything else again
Impossible! As a man (I think) I've been made firmly aware that women have no capacity for being entertaining, so this must be deceit! Though I'm uncertain, since I don't have the female instinct for knowing if people are lying.
Actually I prefer to do a whole gymnastics routine in the shower, flips included. I have a beam and uneven bars just for the shower but it’s invisible to anyone who isn’t a woman. I guess im just not like other girls /s
“I’m a girl” reminded me of an actual argument I had in a comments section a few months ago where this dude was CONVINCED you were a man. He said, “HIS NAME IS CHAD!” I said dude, she literally whispers “not really” after she says “I’m Chad Chad”. He did not believe me. He refused to watch a video to prove it. That person is allowed to most likely drive, vote, and have kids.
as an autistic person who is female, the fact that the girl code tiktok exists and people probably believe it is terrifying to me. im not the best with speaking, but i mean what i say when i can find the words, and when i dont say anything at all, im pissed.
As part of the female fandom, I will say that I thoroughly enjoy being tied up, thrown into the back of a van, threatened, going to another country, changing my identity, and falling madly in love with my kidnapper as they open up and tell me that they’re the secret love child of a rich ceo
"When a doctor gives you a gun with your prescription don't question it, this is so you can rob the whole pharmacy." Very important medical fact, Chad Chad. Thank you for sharing.
It's crazy to think that these "girl facts" have been circulating for so many years, I'm 23 now but I remember being 11 and seeing this shit on the early versions of insta or tumblr 😭 the girl facts will forever haunt me
If someone waked up to me and said that I have the most beautiful set of kneecaps and that they would look great in their collection, I think I would immediately invite them on a date
As someone with depression, I can confirm that we (yes, all of us depression people) have lost a year and a half's worth of memories, specifically from the years 2014 and 2015
Girl facts I've learn from my daughters over the years are -Feed -Kill bug -Lift heavy thing -Candy -Pick them up often just to sit them back down. -Use entire bathroom for shower - Play that one game when you lay down and they repeatedly jump on your internal and external organs while laughing.
@@Cherrykins I hope that his memory can bring you more joy than pain. I'm sorry I'm not good with "feelings" so instead I'll have a drink to him, Skal!
3:56, oh yeah i definitely didn't block my ex-best friend on everything because he was manipulative, brung me down, vented w/o permission, argues with me over the tiniest things, threatened to block me all the time, and only talked to me when he was bored. just to move on
100% true girl facts: If she threatens to get get arrested, she wants a kiss If she tries to run away from you, she’s just playing around. If she says she never wants to see you again, she loves you and never wants to let you leave. If she tries shove you off of her or something, she wants a hug If you kidnap her and she scream of anything, she’s having the time of her life.
Side note; where did the “girls blocking people/their significant other when they’re mad” thing even come from? I’ve literally only ever blocked someone on social media if they were a creep or an opp or a nosy ex. Anything else is just petty.
it's not really petty, some people just need to do that to not go back to looking at old photos or messages that make it harder to move on. I've gone through this and it IS because of my insecurities and codependency issues that I'm working on, but yeah, people do it, it doesn't have anything to do w my gender tho.
Your own experience is obviously valid, but some girls (like me!!) do, in fact, block people because of their own feelings, and that's something harmless that should be encouraged if you yourself know you're gonna feel bad if you keep seeing the person (even if it's just for a short period of time).
@@bronchh I feel like it's just a difference in the circumstance, blocking someone cause they're making you feel uncomfortable, or they did something horrible is obviously valid, but if you were in a relationship, usually after people break up, people stop being friends (ie. block each other) because it hurts and there's still complicated feelings of loving them but not being together anymore, idk, idk how people can hate someone they've loved before, unless they do something horrible, which if you were with a good person, usually isn't the case :')
@@Quatrain_Because one can have an allergic reaction to silicon, have a different structure of their genitals or just feel uncomfortable using it, not everyone likes to put things inside of a vagina
" If a doctor smiles at you it means one of two things: You're perfectly healthy or you have three weeks to live" :') Thank you for this fact Chad Chad. I will make sure to never go to a doctor so I don't have to play 'Doctor Smile Roulette' :D
Funny enough, that thought process was actually very popular back in the days when education wasn't seen as necessary, especially for girls. The idea that the more a woman reads books that weren't cookbooks and the relating to home making, the more masculine she will become.
@@cniknik9863 yep, and to expand upon that, it was also rooted in racism, because they would warn women that if they did certain things or didn't shave etc, they would end up developing ethnic features. and they pushed this idea that black women were super strong and masculine, so white women had to be the opposite to be superior to them. it was terrible.
To all the men out there i’m so sorry for being a girl and breathing the same air and living on the same planet as boys. Also i love how some boys say “boys lives are harder than girls” when girls literally get made fun of for existing
the depression thing is partially true, but it's true for all genders. Some research points to depression affecting short-term memory, but it doesn't just wipe out chunks of your memory amnesia-style. I remember reading something from a researcher trying to study the phenomenon, and their research kept getting interrupted by of the number of people who would forget to come to the scheduled memory tests
Not really it's such a broad statement it's becomes meaningless. Depression effects memory retion and recolection but it's not like a woman has a short depressive episode and just forgets everything that happened in those 72 days (contiguous days, random days, days leading up to it, first memories?)
Depression does affect your memory (cos it damages your hippocampus which helps with learning and memory) but how long of memory can be affected is dependent on the type of depression you have. For example, i had persistent depressive disorder (mild symptoms for Atleast 2 years) and i forgot almost everything that happened in my past and all i remember was the depression symptoms.
When they said "she doesn't hate you, she's trying to move on" I can actually respect that. She probably hates you but even if you can't accept that she hates you, take it as though she is just moving on and leave her alone forever and subsequently do better
Yea idk if it's just me but I've had a lot of break ups end cause of distance or just life no fault of either of us. And I have blocked all those people but I don't hate them at all, I still love and wish them the best in life. I'm just a jealous bitch and couldn't stomach seeing them with someone else LMAO
Honestly, it happened to me once. I want to block every contact because I think it will help me to move on and I don't exactly hate my ex. But I am sure we all can agree that every person may have their own reason to do things so listing it as a cheat code to decipher "women" is a bit silly.
As an intersex person who has been shamed for not using menstrual cups, I appreciate hearing the addition of “if you can use them.” People who can’t use these products are often forgotten in conversations about sustainability. Thank you for being inclusive!
There’s nothing worse than people who shame people for not using their preferred menstrual product. My aunt told me I shouldn’t use tampons because I would lose my virginity. Everyone should just stfu with their judgements
Ugh people really feel so entitle to a person's body huh? We can't do anything without somebody giving us their stupid opinion which we never asked for!!
@@CharlieApples I literally had some "friends" who shamed me for wearing pads bc they're "gross" even after I explained to them that I can't use Tampons bc they worsen my cramps. That was when I was 18 and those friends 23 and 29 years old...
I love that we have these sustainable options now and I actually own some made by this brand. But I still buy a few regular period products for trips or to keep in my purse for emergencies. And if some women who can and love using these products do use them we are still making a good impact on the environmental waste. Everyone should be allowed to use what they prefer but I'm glad feminine hygiene products keep evolving and new ones being invented.
Thinx makes great washable period underwear, which is what I use, and before finding that company I kinda assumed there were no sustainable options for me
I reply within the next 48 seconds of Caleb sending "How was your day" Suddenly something appears at my door, a dark figure who slowly approaches me and rips the girl gender from my body. I plead for it back and say "why are you doing this!?" The figure only points to the screen. As it flips to *Sent 1 minute ago * and it vanishes
My beloved cat died on Christmas Day and I've been really struggling since, but finding your videos has brought a lot of smiles and genuine laughs to my days. Thank you so much.
4:16 I have done that before. I fell in love HARD with a girl that broke my heart and I just needed to get going instead of fighting back the urge to send her a message. I didn't hate her but I just needed to move on and close that chapter in my life. So yeah...I'd say that sometimes, that happens.
i've been out as a trans girl since 2020 and i've been really confused about what to do, so i'm really glad someone is here to share all these helpful and true facts 👍
Props for using the term Venomous Scarves instead of Poisonous Scarves. Remember, if a scarf bites you and you die, the scarf is venomous. If YOU bite a scarf and die, THEN the scarf is poisonous.
8:18 this actually hurt because I’m from Poland and that book is written by a polish woman… on the other hand the actress that played the lead role spoke up recently that after all those years this movie was horrible and if she could turn back time she wouldn’t have played in it
Now I have this image stuck in my head of a girl accidentally texting back too fast and turning into this weird ball of eyes and wings yelling "do not be afraid"
You are the first youtuber that I see with intimina and seriously - I absolutely love the collapsible cup, it’s been now 3 years and it’s still my favourite. I tried some other ones but this one is the best + it’s soo compact ❤ I love that finally my period doesn’t cost me money. Like really, it sucks how much women spend on disposable period products.
I thought this video peaked at "neck-ed." Then I thought it peaked at "venomous scarves." But no, it was the moment that Chad² went to the actual beach for us. Thank you.😂
Fun fact: marinating raisins in grape juice turns them into grapes again. This probably won't work for you, but at least you can officially consider yourself a Grapelord.
with the “they don’t like it when you use them as hoes” one i straight up imagined someone picking up some poor unsuspecting woman and slamming her face into the cornfield to plant seeds
I used to date a girl who sent me a "key" that included things she would text and what they actually meant. She got quite upset when I asked her why she couldn't just say how she felt because it wasn't "that easy"
@Sine Nomine maybe you're right tho. Idk. There was some other things that were off so could be. I made a comment about how pink hair is cute and she told everyone i was a bad person and haven't heard from her since. Now that i think about it, definitely not normal behavior so she prolly has some stuff she needs to work through
I also used to do that, the "key" was to remove the "ay" from the end of the word and move the last letter to the front of the word, and if you couldn't figure out the secret code you were NOT cool enough to hang out in my shed fort.
@@GoddoDoggo Yeah that's a whole different thing. We were talking about a girl having issues expressing herself. Sometimes it's a coping mechanism, because things like; 'I feel worthless' or 'I am having issues with the downstairs area' or 'I am thinking about that trauma again' are not things you feel comfortable fully writing out in text. So you can say; "I feel like that one evening again..' or 'I have that one thing again' or 'That thing about the chair keeps coming up in my head.' Youknow?
I remember when I was you her hearing “women can’t b in a car that’s going 50+mph cuz their insides will come out” like wtf who started that crap lmmfaooooo sometimes I wish I was around back then just so I can laugh n troll ppl 😂😂😂
I like how you say "if you can use them" instead of "if you're a woman" when talking about the menstrual cups. Feels nice having trans masc being represented.
This is the first video I've watched of you and I am in shock at how hilarious you are. all the jokes are so on point and unexpected, I've rarely laughed out loud at a video before but i just did multiple times! I think I found myself a new favourite channel :)
@@TheCatMurgatroyd Seconding reusable cotton pads!! Inexpensive, fully washable, comfortable, often come in fun fabrics... as someone with a heavy flow they have significantly improved my life and helped cut back on period expenses.
@@lindboknifeandtool I tried them for a while and I'm a virgin, so things were a bit difficult lol usually I use pads..... BUT my period pains went away and that was just amazing ;_; like I barely had any camping if any and it felt quite good.
The balloon joke reminds me of "balloon boy" from college (SVA) who committed multiple sex crimes and just kept getting banned from buildings, never prosecuted or kicked out. He graduated, his student film is called "Static Stacy Saves the Day." Look it up, it's the worst.
out of all the youtubers, chad chad is the only one i will watch while i’m high or tripping. the humor is perfect. please keep making videos for me to watch while tripping balls
You know, as a trans woman, sometimes I feel like I don't know what being a girl really is like so I just watch a few videos like this and end up more confused than before.
It’s very simple, just remember that as a girl if you say you’re sorry you’re not actually sorry and uhh if you say you’re fine you are not actually fine. And try not to be depressed otherwise 72 days are wiped from your memory. Sorry, girl, I don’t make the rules
(On a real note though congrats on being you. You shouldn’t worry about what it “feels like” to be a girl- you are valid and as much of a girl as any other gal out there)
I am confused. I heard a conversation with trans and they literally explained it's being the opposite gender apart from physically. Meaning you are just a girl right? You don't need to be one? Otherwise doesn't that make it look more dysphoric
who are youuu lmaooo!! i come here at 2:20am to watch a video i know will be completely biased, have never watched u before, and immediately just love your sense of humour. like im going to watch your videos everyday now
Okay, I recently started watching your videos and I absolutely love you. Completely unrelated, but the fact that you own a cat just made my respect for you go WAY up. :)
”they take so long to shower because girls have a whole routine in there”
is an odd way of saying girls use soap
And shampoo and razor and conditioner. Why so complicated they don't make sense also why use all this water. Lol.
(joking, I'm just in a shower now)
For a whole hour?
@@gandalainsley6467 I’ve just stood under the shower head with scolding water for a good hour cause it feels good. So yes, an hour is sufficient.
There’s so many girls who’ve been shamed into thinking they should be hairless except on their heads. It breaks my heart. If someone wants to for themselves, I have no problem with that but as a child my niece watched Vine and that’s the message she got. Some assh*le Nash something she was in looove with was the worst with women’s body hair calling it disgusting, gross, unclean. She’s naturally blonde. She’s letting her arm hair grow back. It’s ok right now cause it’s cold. Summer we hope.
I wonder what young children are learning from tic tok? 😖
Guys, here are some tips for talking to girls, like real ones.
- If she says “why are you in my house?” She’s so attracted to you.
- if she’s screaming running away from you, she’s probably just scared to talk to you.
-When she says “I have a boyfriend” or “im gay” that means she’s in love with you.
Hope this helps!
thnx so much!
No way!! This is soo helpful! I’m going to try them once I escape jail 😊
Those are 100% untrue.
Maybe getting somewhere, but not exactly
Chad Chad is cringe most men don't act like this lol meow 😺
Guys, here's a ground breaking girls fact.... Every girl is actually different from each other.... it's utterly shocking, I know
WoAh really!!???!
@@lillym36 IKR??!!!?? Absolutely shocking
Omg I thought we were all clones of each other like office Jenny and nurse Joy! My whole life is lie
omg no way i cant believe t his
🤯🤯🤯🤯⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️
Boys calling out girls for "having a whole routine" in the shower really speaks volumes to their hygiene habits and explains A LOT
Do you actually listen to what some of those boys are saying, or do you cherry pick?
@@sindelscat9336 we've got one lol
I thought I was a man, but I have a routine when I shower. I guess I’m a girl after all :/
I think they mean that girls take forever
@@Someone-sq8imyeah but the “taking long” is just washing your body, hair, and shaving so it makes it seem like guys aren’t doing any of that at least thoroughly enough
if she pulls out her pepper spray, she's just shy 😚
if she tells you "I'm gonna use it" or "Don't come any closer", she wants a hug 🥺
if she sprays you, she's testing you to see how strong and sensible you are 🤧
if she starts running, she wants you to follow her (she's taking you to her house!!) 😍
Pro tip: laugh while doing these so that she sees you have a sense of humor!
I did and now im being sued
@@gaydisappointment362 she's checking how brave you truly are
im in prison what do i do
@@Xx_DoctorSex_xX escape to prove her you're scared of nothing
@@Deemee-ed and now i am dead
As an Abby I’ve never felt more represented than by being called a stinky, toenail chewing, h0e 🥰
Good for you, Abby! Own it!
Embrace your fellow stinky toenail chewing self!
Not H0E, that hurts, just slutty stinky toenail chewing Abby!!
Word.
100% fact right here
Heavily shocked I haven't seen the "the clitoris is at a completely different spot on every woman" line. I'm unsure if that means we've progressed to the point where men understand that it's wrong, or regressed to the point that men don't even know what it is, but we have definitely gressed.
I never understood the Guys that say: "ooh, the clit isn't reeaall" Like what? It's literally the biggest Thing there?
i think thats just a game of telephone from "some girls have it more hooded than others and also some prefer more direct and some more indirect stimulation"
thank you for mentioning menstrual cups are a great thing if you’re ABLE to use them. it’s sometimes alienating when people act like penetrative menstrual products should work for everyone so i really appreciate the small clarification
I'm just going to pretend to know what you're talking about and sit in back with my thumbs up.
@@timmyuniboi2050 they mean that sometimes peoples anatomy can simply mean it's uncomfortable or difficult to use certain methods for example for intersex people
@@itsyourmumsgf Not just that but the shape of the vagina makes a difference too some lose the cups up there. For me it's a godsend, I'll never use anything else again
@@timmyuniboi2050 You're not supposed to put your thumbs up there to block the flow. They tire too quickly.
@@-._.-KRiS-._.- i have to say that this is news to me
"The reason girls take so long in the shower is because they have a whole routine in there" Can confirm, they are practicing for standup comedy
Impossible! As a man (I think) I've been made firmly aware that women have no capacity for being entertaining, so this must be deceit! Though I'm uncertain, since I don't have the female instinct for knowing if people are lying.
or thinking of comebacks in a hypothetical argument
Lmao, thats a good one XD
Actually I prefer to do a whole gymnastics routine in the shower, flips included. I have a beam and uneven bars just for the shower but it’s invisible to anyone who isn’t a woman. I guess im just not like other girls /s
@@josiemills8869 So glad that this is possible because of the innate female ability to not slip and fall in the shower
“I’m a girl” reminded me of an actual argument I had in a comments section a few months ago where this dude was CONVINCED you were a man. He said, “HIS NAME IS CHAD!” I said dude, she literally whispers “not really” after she says “I’m Chad Chad”. He did not believe me. He refused to watch a video to prove it. That person is allowed to most likely drive, vote, and have kids.
Excuse me, uhm, what was he on?
OMG 😂😂😂😂 he had to be trolling. I love her (not really) name
@@anarchyneverdies3567 dude I thought he was trolling too! But he was serious and genuinely angry with me
@@andrewjacquot6086 idk but whatever it is I need some of it
Chad Chad is cringe she is the one you should worry about lol meow 😺
as an autistic person who is female, the fact that the girl code tiktok exists and people probably believe it is terrifying to me. im not the best with speaking, but i mean what i say when i can find the words, and when i dont say anything at all, im pissed.
Me too, fellow autistic female partner.
8:32 Ah yes the 3 genders Male, Female, and Angel
As a non-binary with Angel as my legal name I can confirm
I guess I'm a Devil then.
Mwahahah, fuck you'll!! /j
proud to be angel
@@yeatxteAnyone name Angel just sounds lovable or badass in my opinion...
As part of the female fandom, I will say that I thoroughly enjoy being tied up, thrown into the back of a van, threatened, going to another country, changing my identity, and falling madly in love with my kidnapper as they open up and tell me that they’re the secret love child of a rich ceo
LMFAO FEMALE FANDOM I LOVE THAT
Really? *smacks lips* *plays with fingers* *bluxhes* um erm whats yo *starts to twirl around and have a seizure* insta??? *gasp*
i, too, am a long-time member of the *female fandom*
THE FEMALE FANDOM PFF
i can feel the fan fiction radiating off this comment
I’m glad Chad Chad is teaching facts about girls. As a girl I feel understood now
Chad Chad is teaching you how to be a ❄️ you should be watching me to be greater lol meow 😺
@Meowbahh I bet you can’t spell snowflake so that’s why you put that emoji you may think you’re better but Chad Chad is wayyyy better
Ikr, Chad chad explained a lot to ne
@@meowbahhyt cringe
@@meowbahhyt please go make a Clorox smoothie, it'll help with your little spam issue
9:50 was obviously written by a neck romancer.
take my like and get out of here
good one lmao
10:02 no scarves are REGULAR neck clothes obviously. Chokers however are neck lingerie
There are lace chokers or smt iirc
"When a doctor gives you a gun with your prescription don't question it, this is so you can rob the whole pharmacy."
Very important medical fact, Chad Chad. Thank you for sharing.
“I’m here to pick up my prescription….. and ALL THE MONEY IN THE REGISTER!” Lol
im honestly considering it as a yearbook quote
thanks for the fact i’ll use it next time ☺️
Chad Chad is cringe they should just never get on that substance easy lol meow 😺
@@meowbahhyt i will literally eat your family shut up
It's crazy to think that these "girl facts" have been circulating for so many years, I'm 23 now but I remember being 11 and seeing this shit on the early versions of insta or tumblr 😭 the girl facts will forever haunt me
I was going to comment on how long ago it must've been for you, because omg you're 23! Then I remembered.....I'm 24
no because I was literally about to comment the exact same thing lmaoo. and the fact that I took them so seriously too
@Sine Nomine omg can u be my new grandparent? do u remember the dinosaurs? ❤
JustGirlyThings from Tumblr will forever be burned into my mind.
I'm 26 and definitely saw these on MySpace and old Facebook
If someone waked up to me and said that I have the most beautiful set of kneecaps and that they would look great in their collection, I think I would immediately invite them on a date
As someone with depression, I can confirm that we (yes, all of us depression people) have lost a year and a half's worth of memories, specifically from the years 2014 and 2015
"Girls who only respond in one minute... aren't girls." sounds like one of those shitty AI one sentence horror stories
LMAO, it does XD
Girl facts I've learn from my daughters over the years are
-Feed
-Kill bug
-Lift heavy thing
-Candy
-Pick them up often just to sit them back down.
-Use entire bathroom for shower
- Play that one game when you lay down and they repeatedly jump on your internal and external organs while laughing.
THE LAST ONE LMFOA
lmao as a daughter, this is so accurate. you seem like a good parent!!
The "Hop on Pop" move is a classic.
miss my dad
@@Cherrykins I hope that his memory can bring you more joy than pain. I'm sorry I'm not good with "feelings" so instead I'll have a drink to him, Skal!
3:56, oh yeah i definitely didn't block my ex-best friend on everything because he was manipulative, brung me down, vented w/o permission, argues with me over the tiniest things, threatened to block me all the time, and only talked to me when he was bored. just to move on
Wow dude… I hope your crazy ex never contacts you again and that you’ve healed/are healing
@@flyLikeAPhoenixx yeah i've been healed! jasper was an asshole but i was the one that stopped being his friend lmao, kinda js got sick of his bs
@@sw43ter1zt. well fuck jasper and his bs! You deserve better, girl!
@@flyLikeAPhoenixx wait i think you read it wrong 😭i said ex-best friend, but the point still stands -- also TYSM GIRLIEE
@@sw43ter1zt. oh fu- 💀😭
That explains why I’m not in advanced English. 😭😭😭
Yw Girl
7:21 this is oddly specific 💀
Chad Chad has graced us with their presence once more
Damn 102 likes in only 9 minutes?!!?
@@ieatpaper. Which paper has the best flavor? Mulberry?
Agreed
@@natrosenquistwatercolor
Tire
TikTok proves that brainwashing is very easy
You have being brainwashed by channels like this what the irony
@@hitto8863 I didn't even watch the video tbh. Did I strike a nerve?
I wouldnt call it brain washing, id call it "addicting and taking advantage of the insanely stupid"
yeah all you need is anything even remotely considered consumable and make it look different!! /j
100% true girl facts:
If she threatens to get get arrested, she wants a kiss
If she tries to run away from you, she’s just playing around.
If she says she never wants to see you again, she loves you and never wants to let you leave.
If she tries shove you off of her or something, she wants a hug
If you kidnap her and she scream of anything, she’s having the time of her life.
What a great time to get an ad: “10 things women notice first:
-Eyes
-Smile”
“BLEEDING GUMS”
as a male i feel more than qualified to say that all these facts are true and real
edit: im a trans girl now lol. Happy Pride Month! :)
im glad you that way because as a female i cannot prove or disprove any of these on account of my brain being far inferior
Thank god, I am a girl so I was cuestioning if these facts were true or not
@@kctoygacha5069 am I a girl? I’m not too sure 🧐
Oh thank god you could confirm that for me😂
As a crab I can attest this is really true. Trust me, I’m a crab.
Side note; where did the “girls blocking people/their significant other when they’re mad” thing even come from? I’ve literally only ever blocked someone on social media if they were a creep or an opp or a nosy ex. Anything else is just petty.
it's not really petty, some people just need to do that to not go back to looking at old photos or messages that make it harder to move on. I've gone through this and it IS because of my insecurities and codependency issues that I'm working on, but yeah, people do it, it doesn't have anything to do w my gender tho.
u should block anyone you want out of your live no one is privvy to your time if they're disrespecting u
Its interpreted as some sort of “they’re just playing hard to get” nonsense that in reality it means “leave me alone”
Your own experience is obviously valid, but some girls (like me!!) do, in fact, block people because of their own feelings, and that's something harmless that should be encouraged if you yourself know you're gonna feel bad if you keep seeing the person (even if it's just for a short period of time).
@@bronchh I feel like it's just a difference in the circumstance, blocking someone cause they're making you feel uncomfortable, or they did something horrible is obviously valid, but if you were in a relationship, usually after people break up, people stop being friends (ie. block each other) because it hurts and there's still complicated feelings of loving them but not being together anymore, idk, idk how people can hate someone they've loved before, unless they do something horrible, which if you were with a good person, usually isn't the case :')
2:13 I really like how she knows not everyone can use them
why cant some people use them?
@@Quatrain_Because one can have an allergic reaction to silicon, have a different structure of their genitals or just feel uncomfortable using it, not everyone likes to put things inside of a vagina
@@y_not_ironman oh thanks
I'm glad Chad Chad is here to teach me what girls are, I thought only guys existed
Chad Chad acting like Family Life in school doesn't exist is cringe her takes are so cringe
@@meowbahhyt not as cringe as spamming a comment section
@@meowbahhyt why you do this, it ain't funny
Women are a construct…. It’s Adam & Steve…. Not Adam & Eve lmfao jk obviously 😂
@@williamtruman3862 that's what I'm saying, when did women become a thing
im so happy to see Chad's cat, even happier than to see Chad herself
My cat is better than hers and her channel is cringe lol meow 😺
I’m HIGHLY considering getting a cat and this is feeding into the idea lol
Somehow I knew Chad Chad had a cat even though this is my first time seeing him
@@williamtruman3862 GET. CAT. I DONT HAVE ONE BUT GET ONE.
@@williamtruman3862 IF YOU ARE GETTING A CAT, GET TWO SO THEY DONT GET LONELY. Also it’s so funny to watch them play with each other
6:35 damn i don't even have had depression and i forgot about 73% of my life lmao
" If a doctor smiles at you it means one of two things: You're perfectly healthy or you have three weeks to live" :') Thank you for this fact Chad Chad. I will make sure to never go to a doctor so I don't have to play 'Doctor Smile Roulette' :D
why do i love this comment so much huh
@@koyufishh haha xD I'm glad you do too ;P
Oml it’s probably gonna be the latter
Go to the doctor stinky so they never smile at you. Modern problems require modern solutions
@@meganbarhorst5272 I think you might be on to something!
"Girls can't do math because it makes hair grow from their armpits" almost made me do a spit take.
explains why i have armpit hair. i should have never started arithmetic.
Funny enough, that thought process was actually very popular back in the days when education wasn't seen as necessary, especially for girls. The idea that the more a woman reads books that weren't cookbooks and the relating to home making, the more masculine she will become.
@@cniknik9863 wtf
@@cniknik9863 yep, and to expand upon that, it was also rooted in racism, because they would warn women that if they did certain things or didn't shave etc, they would end up developing ethnic features. and they pushed this idea that black women were super strong and masculine, so white women had to be the opposite to be superior to them. it was terrible.
I always knew math was bad! 😠
To all the men out there i’m so sorry for being a girl and breathing the same air and living on the same planet as boys.
Also i love how some boys say “boys lives are harder than girls” when girls literally get made fun of for existing
you said I'm sorry instead of simply sorry that that means you actually meant this apology, thank you for being sincere
@@dabtican4953 you know this comment was satire right?
@@Saturn4Tay. I was referencing a joke used in the video
@@dabtican4953 oh
both are hard in their own way its not a competition
if i have to lose 72 days every time i have depression can i please just forget i have depression cause this sucks lmao
the depression thing is partially true, but it's true for all genders. Some research points to depression affecting short-term memory, but it doesn't just wipe out chunks of your memory amnesia-style. I remember reading something from a researcher trying to study the phenomenon, and their research kept getting interrupted by of the number of people who would forget to come to the scheduled memory tests
As someone with ADHD and depression, my memory is basically nonexistent - except for the most useless, unhinged facts and muscle memory
@@pflanzenmuddi2019 i dont have either but same i only remember weird ass things but not my childhood??
Not really it's such a broad statement it's becomes meaningless. Depression effects memory retion and recolection but it's not like a woman has a short depressive episode and just forgets everything that happened in those 72 days (contiguous days, random days, days leading up to it, first memories?)
@@pflanzenmuddi2019 can i hear some unhinged facts
Depression does affect your memory (cos it damages your hippocampus which helps with learning and memory) but how long of memory can be affected is dependent on the type of depression you have. For example, i had persistent depressive disorder (mild symptoms for Atleast 2 years) and i forgot almost everything that happened in my past and all i remember was the depression symptoms.
When they said "she doesn't hate you, she's trying to move on" I can actually respect that. She probably hates you but even if you can't accept that she hates you, take it as though she is just moving on and leave her alone forever and subsequently do better
Yea idk if it's just me but I've had a lot of break ups end cause of distance or just life no fault of either of us. And I have blocked all those people but I don't hate them at all, I still love and wish them the best in life. I'm just a jealous bitch and couldn't stomach seeing them with someone else LMAO
@@evelynsahoe8896 FR I relate to this so much LMAO
And you might not do better than her but comparisons will keep you upset.
Honestly, it happened to me once. I want to block every contact because I think it will help me to move on and I don't exactly hate my ex. But I am sure we all can agree that every person may have their own reason to do things so listing it as a cheat code to decipher "women" is a bit silly.
Yeah, I'm a girl:
Guys
I'm
Really
Luigi
The extent of one's knowledge of another individual is limited to the individual themselves.
6:40 guy is my ex, his name is josh and he’s very misogynistic and manipulative. i laughed so hard when i saw him in here 😭
its always the joshs 😭
damn im so sorry for ur loss 😔 sure was a keeper, that one.
Did you lose that good man cuz of your toxic single friends? 🤔 lol
holy crap thats next level “i know that guy”
but soon itll be “i knew that guy”
npc name acted like a npc
name checked out
As an intersex person who has been shamed for not using menstrual cups, I appreciate hearing the addition of “if you can use them.” People who can’t use these products are often forgotten in conversations about sustainability. Thank you for being inclusive!
There’s nothing worse than people who shame people for not using their preferred menstrual product. My aunt told me I shouldn’t use tampons because I would lose my virginity. Everyone should just stfu with their judgements
Ugh people really feel so entitle to a person's body huh? We can't do anything without somebody giving us their stupid opinion which we never asked for!!
@@CharlieApples I literally had some "friends" who shamed me for wearing pads bc they're "gross" even after I explained to them that I can't use Tampons bc they worsen my cramps. That was when I was 18 and those friends 23 and 29 years old...
I love that we have these sustainable options now and I actually own some made by this brand. But I still buy a few regular period products for trips or to keep in my purse for emergencies. And if some women who can and love using these products do use them we are still making a good impact on the environmental waste. Everyone should be allowed to use what they prefer but I'm glad feminine hygiene products keep evolving and new ones being invented.
Thinx makes great washable period underwear, which is what I use, and before finding that company I kinda assumed there were no sustainable options for me
Every girls weakness is........
Steel type Pokemon
Jasmine is the exception. Shush
PRIMARINA USED SPARKLING ARIA
I love how everytime chad chad says “a twinge of cringe” she just collectively sounds more and more done with the world
"if she texts back fast...
she is not a girl"
understood.
Me who texts back fast: “I’m non binary I guess”
(No hate or offense to non binary people)
I reply within the next 48 seconds of Caleb sending "How was your day"
Suddenly something appears at my door, a dark figure who slowly approaches me and rips the girl gender from my body. I plead for it back and say "why are you doing this!?" The figure only points to the screen. As it flips to *Sent 1 minute ago * and it vanishes
man that woulda helped me figure some things out way sooner in life lol
....do these guys think this for real...?
From "girls cant read" to t h i s?
And WE are the ones with brain damage......
Thank you Chad Chad for shedding some light on the serious doubloon economy crisis!
Chad Chad without makeup be like lol meow 😺
do you know... *the muffin man?*
@Luna Delaney that’s cursed
My beloved cat died on Christmas Day and I've been really struggling since, but finding your videos has brought a lot of smiles and genuine laughs to my days. Thank you so much.
7:16 Ayo hold on im the single friend that gives relationship advice, but let me tell you i am 100% right everytime ☝🏻
9:56 _"i cant tell if this was written by a vampire or a pilgrim"_
Neither! Greater sage-grouse.
I was not expecting this high tier Ornithology content in the Chadchad comments section but I am happy to see it
You know, as a female, I never understood my race. But now, thanks to Chad Chad I finally understand!
same
i relate. the moment i came out as nonbinary i started to understand bc i wasnt a girl anymore!!
I love how “race” implies that girls aren’t even human, or are some sort of strange subsection
@Sine Nomine I guess poor choice of words at 2 AM but I can’t think of anything else to replace it
4:16 I have done that before. I fell in love HARD with a girl that broke my heart and I just needed to get going instead of fighting back the urge to send her a message. I didn't hate her but I just needed to move on and close that chapter in my life. So yeah...I'd say that sometimes, that happens.
10:34 that beach does not look peaceful it looks like somethin outta Apocalypse Now lol
dealing with the absolute worse case of gastroenteritis, but Chad Chad is getting me through it.
just stop being gastoetetris and you'll be alright
No more upsetti your gastretti in the name of all good things
Jokes aside i hope you get better 🙏
Chad is boring like paint drying lol meow 😺 also who needed to hear that?
well you know what they say, hot girls have stomach issues
@@meowbahhyt Meowbahh is cringe 0/10 shitty content waste of space
i've been out as a trans girl since 2020 and i've been really confused about what to do, so i'm really glad someone is here to share all these helpful and true facts 👍
Omgeeee welcome to the girl squad make sure you never forget our secret texting code okayyyy? /j
remember not to text too fast or you may have to come out as an angel next xx
make sure you expose your neck in a subtle way for a quick snack for the vampires
They say leaning is half the battle
If you’re a girl how are you confused about what girls do? How are you a girl then?
these really do feel the same as the 1800s advice that said women shouldn't be on bikes or trains because their bodies aren't meant to go that fast
5:50 That's very true, every girl cheats. I can confirm this by admitting that I did in fact cheat in uno yesterday.
you got me in the first half
i may not be a girl but i did cheat in go fish once
Props for using the term Venomous Scarves instead of Poisonous Scarves.
Remember, if a scarf bites you and you die, the scarf is venomous. If YOU bite a scarf and die, THEN the scarf is poisonous.
everything makes sense now
And if you bite a scarf in public, your "scaring the children" and "please, that's the only thing may grandma left me"
And if you moan when the scarf wraps too tight around your neck, you are poisonous to society
Whenever I see this I am just glad both venomous and poisonous are just "giftig" in German. Both the same. No confusion 😂
and if you bite each other and neither of you die, that's kinky. and if you bite each other and you BOTH die, then no children by the mountain goats
No way the dabloon trend was more than a year ago
8:18 this actually hurt because I’m from Poland and that book is written by a polish woman… on the other hand the actress that played the lead role spoke up recently that after all those years this movie was horrible and if she could turn back time she wouldn’t have played in it
I mean anyone who goes to TikTok for girl advice is just natural selection at that point 💀
"most girls lose a good man because of a toxic single friends advice" that single friend 100% helped them dodge a bullet
Now I have this image stuck in my head of a girl accidentally texting back too fast and turning into this weird ball of eyes and wings yelling "do not be afraid"
that cup 2:25 looks like it can tell jokes, mine probably only likes math
You know it’s a good day when Chad Chad uploads
FOR REAL
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As a woman, it’s great to have these girl facts to remind me how to be
9:40 that was the funniest shit I’ve ever seen
chad chad should be a protected species
You are the first youtuber that I see with intimina and seriously - I absolutely love the collapsible cup, it’s been now 3 years and it’s still my favourite. I tried some other ones but this one is the best + it’s soo compact ❤
I love that finally my period doesn’t cost me money. Like really, it sucks how much women spend on disposable period products.
I thought this video peaked at "neck-ed." Then I thought it peaked at "venomous scarves." But no, it was the moment that Chad² went to the actual beach for us. Thank you.😂
CHAD^2- STOP 😭😭
CHAD SQUARED 😭😭😭
it peaked whenever she put her toes in the camera ong
@@redpopchugger 🤨🤨🤨
@@redpopchugger ayo?
I'm happy that someone is finally talking about these issues, my ovaries turned to raisins and no one is spreading awarness thank you Chad Chad !!
Fun fact: marinating raisins in grape juice turns them into grapes again. This probably won't work for you, but at least you can officially consider yourself a Grapelord.
If a commercial started with “Winter is coming and so will your man” I would immediately be sold
with the “they don’t like it when you use them as hoes” one i straight up imagined someone picking up some poor unsuspecting woman and slamming her face into the cornfield to plant seeds
I used to date a girl who sent me a "key" that included things she would text and what they actually meant. She got quite upset when I asked her why she couldn't just say how she felt because it wasn't "that easy"
@Sine Nomine maybe you're right tho. Idk. There was some other things that were off so could be. I made a comment about how pink hair is cute and she told everyone i was a bad person and haven't heard from her since. Now that i think about it, definitely not normal behavior so she prolly has some stuff she needs to work through
@@cjanthony9806 yeah dude idk why anyone would act like that. good thing you ended the relationship though
I also used to do that, the "key" was to remove the "ay" from the end of the word and move the last letter to the front of the word, and if you couldn't figure out the secret code you were NOT cool enough to hang out in my shed fort.
@@GoddoDoggo Yeah that's a whole different thing. We were talking about a girl having issues expressing herself.
Sometimes it's a coping mechanism, because things like; 'I feel worthless' or 'I am having issues with the downstairs area' or 'I am thinking about that trauma again' are not things you feel comfortable fully writing out in text.
So you can say; "I feel like that one evening again..' or 'I have that one thing again' or 'That thing about the chair keeps coming up in my head.'
Youknow?
my problematic trait is that i would've thought that was kinda cute lol
10:08 TOOK ME OUT THE 💀
I remember when I was you her hearing “women can’t b in a car that’s going 50+mph cuz their insides will come out” like wtf who started that crap lmmfaooooo sometimes I wish I was around back then just so I can laugh n troll ppl 😂😂😂
I like how you say "if you can use them" instead of "if you're a woman" when talking about the menstrual cups. Feels nice having trans masc being represented.
Ah, so, women but with shame.
Nah not every woman uses those there're options 🗿
Also it’s nice to hear as a woman with no period ❤
As an Abby myself, it was like a weird lucid dream being degraded by chad chad
goofy L imagine being AbBy
@@coolbean815 🥲👍
8:00 Please do not give me PTSD flashbacks of this unholy movie.
What movie 🤩
i was half-paying attention when i was first watching this, and that part made me choke on my water
wat movie
also
r u lost bbg
@@giveyourselfareason ALL I CAN IMAGINE NOW IS THE AKIRA MEME BUT WITH FLASHES OF THAT MOVIE.
@@a.roberts4203 I have no clue what's going on
but
I'm sry T^T
r u lost bbg
As a trans guy, thank you for reteaching me everything I forgot when I started transitioning.
This is the first video I've watched of you and I am in shock at how hilarious you are. all the jokes are so on point and unexpected, I've rarely laughed out loud at a video before but i just did multiple times! I think I found myself a new favourite channel :)
thank you for saying 'if you're able to use' menstrual cups. makes me feel better for being TERRIFIED of them!
try cotton pads then :) they are environmentally friendly and easy to clean.
@@TheCatMurgatroyd Seconding reusable cotton pads!! Inexpensive, fully washable, comfortable, often come in fun fabrics... as someone with a heavy flow they have significantly improved my life and helped cut back on period expenses.
Fuck it I’ll use one and let you guys know how it goes. Taking one for the team
@@lindboknifeandtool I tried them for a while and I'm a virgin, so things were a bit difficult lol usually I use pads..... BUT my period pains went away and that was just amazing ;_; like I barely had any camping if any and it felt quite good.
Completely fair! I use them personally, but they were 100% terrifying for the first few tries
7:49 Ah yes, a calming and not at all creepy path where women would not be paranoid of being assaulted.
5:38 Yeah i've practice my entire life doing cheer routines in the shower so that I can dance during a flood 👍
lol
I love the way your content is edited and your sense of humor
I feel like you and Kurtis Conner could make such a killer collab
I am praying to whatever deity is listening for this to happen
they are youtube's unhinged editing duo
yes actually
I scrolled the chatter just to see if anybody made that connection!? I swear it's like the same brains 😂
@@atomdecaywhere
The balloon joke reminds me of "balloon boy" from college (SVA) who committed multiple sex crimes and just kept getting banned from buildings, never prosecuted or kicked out. He graduated, his student film is called "Static Stacy Saves the Day." Look it up, it's the worst.
thank you for presenting this information to me, now i have no idea what to do with this
thank u??????
out of all the youtubers, chad chad is the only one i will watch while i’m high or tripping. the humor is perfect. please keep making videos for me to watch while tripping balls
We love random facts about girls from men that have probably never interacted with a women before:D
:D :D :D :D
You know, as a trans woman, sometimes I feel like I don't know what being a girl really is like so I just watch a few videos like this and end up more confused than before.
It’s very simple, just remember that as a girl if you say you’re sorry you’re not actually sorry and uhh if you say you’re fine you are not actually fine. And try not to be depressed otherwise 72 days are wiped from your memory. Sorry, girl, I don’t make the rules
(On a real note though congrats on being you. You shouldn’t worry about what it “feels like” to be a girl- you are valid and as much of a girl as any other gal out there)
just be urself! there's no right or wrong way to be a girl, these girl facts videos are based on what men think so they're pretty inaccurate
Remember, pink things are girl flavored
Use this on your journey my fellow trans woman sisteren
I am confused. I heard a conversation with trans and they literally explained it's being the opposite gender apart from physically. Meaning you are just a girl right? You don't need to be one?
Otherwise doesn't that make it look more dysphoric
4:55 what about a kick to the kneecaps?
I visualised it and had anxiety thinking about it 😭
Ok but why is your since of humour like IDENTICAL to mine...I...I *UGLY* laughed at 11pm sipping tea and scared the hell out of my goddamn cat.
The editing work and jokes just keep getting better and better! Great job!
Chad Chad consistently gets better with every video and is easily one of my favorite creators on the whole platform
@@williamtruman3862facts
5:44 average day in florida
as a floridian, yes
lol
who are youuu lmaooo!! i come here at 2:20am to watch a video i know will be completely biased, have never watched u before, and immediately just love your sense of humour. like im going to watch your videos everyday now
"If she only says 'love you' and not 'I love you' she's lying to you." was always MY favourite
I lost it at “get necked” 10:17 😂
same lmao
Can we all just take a second to appreciate Chad Chad's work?
Commentary videos are lazy cringe Chad Chad is milking the gullible lol meow 😺
@@meowbahhyt Why are you here?
@@meowbahhyt 53 comments on this channel just to hate LOL. Dude please get a life
@@meowbahhyt Fake meowbahh, twice the cringe
CAN THE BOTS STOP FILLING EVERY INTERNET VIDEOS COMMENT SECTION? PLEASE!
Okay, I recently started watching your videos and I absolutely love you. Completely unrelated, but the fact that you own a cat just made my respect for you go WAY up. :)