I have a feeling, judging from his wording and the way he refers to the cat, that Vinny was very affected by this, even when he says he got over it quickly.
Weirdly, I have a similar story to this one, only the opposite happened to me than what had happened to Vinny. My family lets our cats roam outside, so sometimes they disappear for long periods of time. A few years ago, my oldest and chillest cat named Monty didn't come home for several days - I started to get scared that I would find him lying out on the road somewhere, or that he was injured. So, after becoming increasingly upset over those days that he was gone, looking for him outside and calling his name softly, I eventually broke down and locked myself into the hallway bathroom to cry, and to pray for him to come home safely. I don't remember exactly what I said, but I really meant it with all my heart. I pleaded to God for Monty to come back to me. I left after a few minutes and went to the back porch, where I hoped he would appear. As soon as I got there, I shit you not, Monty jumped through the doggy door onto the porch, and came up to the glass sliding door I was standing in front of. He looked confused, but not hurt or anything. I didn't know what to think, and I still don't, but that night was amazing.
Something similar happened to my family when i was little when my mom and i spent hours putting lost cat posters around the neighborhood and right as we were pulling back into the driveway, the cat was sitting right there.
One time our dog ran away, and was gone for days. We drove around the neighborhood looking for him, asking if they'd seen him, but no results. My mom just decides to go out driving one day, and sees a guy walking either along the road or a bit in a field, and my mom stops and asks if he's seen a dog, and he responds that his neighbors asked him to come over and shoot a dog that had gotten trapped under a log or something like that, and he was going over to do it. Our dog was dehydrated and a bit starving, but he lived for years after that.
Here is my garaaaaage, this uh, old shitty cat here. Fun to to drive up here and drop it off in New Jersey. But you know what I like more than knowledge? This, uh, old shitty cat here. But you know what I like more than this old shitty cat here? My Tedx talk where I talk about this old shitty cat here- Da da dah da duhhhhhh. In fact, I'm a lot more proud of these trips to New Jersey that I had to get installed to hold 2,000 old shitty cats. UH.
Wait... In Clustertruck, Vinny said "Everything I touch gets marked for explosions." after he got the Explodingtrucks-Mode. Now he met a Stray Cat which died... *Vinny is Yoshikage Kira confirmed*
I went to a Christian school in kindergarten and grade 1, and one time I was fucking starting to drown in my aunts pool and literally all I screamed was "jesus will save me" my family still brings it up.
@@ryryfrifri I went to a Christian high school and it was probably the opposite of yours. No religion classes, progressive on social issues and so on. Imposing your political beliefs on children is child abuse to me.
I love listening to Vinny, but I think he's gotten somewhat stuck on my mind lately. I had a weird dream last night where Vinny crashed on a couch in the computer room of my childhood home. I don't recall much other than that, so it must've been a pretty eventless dream. I don't think too much of it, I probably just admire the guy and would love to meet and greet him in a relaxed environment. He seems like a chill jabroni.
@@intensejerking The last time I remember having a Vinny dream was when I fell asleep while listening to a fullsauce video a couple years ago. It was actually a really cool and vivid dream, I think Vinny lived in a really spacious house next to a frozen lake, and he let me in for some reason, maybe so I wouldn't freeze to death? Then he let me just sit on a couch while he did one of his streams as usual. I remember talking to him, but what he said was just from the video that was playing in the waking world, so he interrupted me a lot while I was talking, and it actually made me kinda sad because he just sort of ignored and brushed off my genuine attempts at conversation, haha. Later in the dream I think there was a snowmobile chase involving Joel. Not sure what that was about, but I'm pretty sure my life was in danger for some reason, and I had to get away to safety even though there was a blizzard outside. Pretty sure Joel wasn't the one chasing me, I think he was helping me get away by either driving alongside me or we were riding on the same snowmobile. but, yeah, I'm pretty sure binyot pops into my dreams from time to time, and even though dream vinny is rude and interrupts me, I still appreciate the cameos.
Teaching kids to pray just makes them grow up into passive people who opt to wish their problems away instead of fixing them. That's what happened to me until I started to get my shit together, but I've still a ways to go.
i was another one of those kids who had a beloved family pet pass away, over summer break, and come back to catholic school afterwards, they now want to teach us about life and prayer, and my religion teacher just _has_ to bluntly point out, daringly, in front of all us kids who faced loss and struggled with the feelings attached to losing what we considered family members, that animals don't go to heaven because they "don't have souls" -- those of us reflecting on those times you'd come home and be greeted by your happy, loving little animal or how much their tails wagged when they felt good, i looked at religion and my teacher and thought of them both very differently after that. i felt like someone who could just say that their students with no shame was the one who really had no soul.
To sum up the video, Vinny’s wife killed a stray cat by accident. So Vinny buried it in the backyard. However it came back to life as a plant that could shoot air bullets.
Twice now in my life, I've had the distinct displeasure of having to carry a small stiff corpse, make a little coffin for it, dig a hole for it to rest in while rain beats down, and a couple months later the entire burial area gets absolutely obliterated by landscapers or contractors. It's a lot worse when you know your little son/daughter is definitely dead and you can't even have the comfort of visiting their grave.
When I was like... 8. My dog had passed. Sometime the next year, I went to like a one week bible school thing over the summer. Every morning they asked if we wanted to pray for anybody. One day, somebody asked everyone to pray for their friend's cat that was very ill. Afterwards, I had an idea, I asked to pray that my dog (who I was still heartbroken over) was happy in heaven. The teacher just looked me in the eyes and told me that animals can't go to heaven. I was 9, and a strong believer in God at that point. So thanks lady teacher nun, you helped turn me away from christianity, and made me even more miserable.
Trust me, it would have had the same result without that reached. I grew up semi religious, as in, no catholic school, but for the first years of my life, going to church every sunday was a thing. Had quite a few pets. My first one was a bunny, one of the offspring of my sister's bunny, who then again wouldn't let my bunny eat (he was the weak one amongst his brothers and sisters), so in order to end the suffering, it got fed to our neighbour's falcon. Later on my sister's bunny died, I found her, tried to put her back on her feet, completely in denial about her death. Then we had a cat for a few months, killed in a car accident. Then guinea pigs, one died of worms, the other of cancer. Budgie, died from a cold on the way to the vet. At that point I was like.. idk 12 or so, and just said "know what? Church and praying doesn't do anything, but give you hope, to then completely destroy any shred of it", something along those lines. On the plus side: ever since, I didn't have to go to church anymore, not even christmas and stuff. On the minus side: I would love to have a dog or something, but childhood taught me, that I'm gonna be devastated, when it's time has come.
as a kid who was curious and who really analyzed everything about life, i began to recognize patterns very quickly. religion never worked on me. they tell you to pray for shit but as a kid i noticed that prayer never fucking worked. shit happens and you can't control it.
I relate to Vinny in this moment. Being young I always wanted to follow the rules and do things right, but then my family would debunk literally everything.
I had a similar story, found a Tabby kitten by my house as a kid, seemed to be very docile and would rest in my arm. Took it inside thinking we could get a cat just like our cousin, uncle asked me if he could hold it and the next thing I knew he was headed for the front door and tossed the cat over our neighbour's fence where a chow chow lived.. Was mortified.
Just a reminder, not only does the bible not say you have to go to church every Sunday or you'll go to hell, but it doesn't even specify that there is a hell for you.
Pretty sure his mother has been dead before he even started streaming, and he never mentions his father outside these stories. I don't think he can ask them.
It's so messed up to me that a concept of prayer, which for all logical intents and purposes obviously would do absolutely nothing, is such a common and strongly believed in occurrence in the world that you get _taught_ about prayer in _schools._
His school must've been fucking retarded. You don't pray for specific things you pray the Lord grant you strength, wisdom, peace, guidance, courage, etc. or grant it to other people and you're supposed to explain that day one to kids. God grants you buffs, not items.
I remember something similar happening with my cat, Sabrina. Unlike the cat in the story, she was a pretty young cat and even made for great pest control. Anytime there were stupid bugs in my room she'd waste no time trying to catch and kill them. She was very cute and would even cuddle up with me in bed, but would also sometimes have a tendency to scratch and bite for no reason; I assumed maybe I could take her to the vet once I got enough money to look into it and then get the problem fixed. One day I came back home from school (this was two years ago, so I was a Sophomore in high school) and my mom told me that my cat was sick and needed to be put down by the vet. Just like with this story, I never saw a body. Not too long after that, my mom's boyfriend had got a dog, a pit bull named Marley. The thing with Marley is that she's aggressive with other animals, including other dogs. She's like that because she used to be a fighting dog and had went to the pound three times before my mom's boyfriend had rescued her. Because she ended up at the pound so many times, the owners, I guess, threatened to euthanize her. My theory is similar to Vinny's, but not because my mom was sick of taking care of the cat (my cat did have a tendency to pee in my room, but eventually I would clean it up, reluctantly though since I was pretty lazy at the time; speaking of that she also used to complain a lot about the smell of cat urine in my room despite me not being able to smell it), but because my mom is not too fond of cats, or pets in general (she just lets me own pets because she likes seeing me happy, even though she does things like getting rid of my pets for other pets with worse issues than them). I guess the dog's life was more important than my cat's. Not that I hate her (the dog) or anything, but I just wish my mom would be more honest with me.
The amount of God related "SAVE YOURSELF FROM YOUR SINS" pamphlets Ive received from customers at work solely because of the fact that I have tattoos on my arms, is appalling. And all of the pamphlets are like "YOU SINNER YOULL BURN IN HELL IF YOU DONT SAVE YOURSELF AND GO TO CHURCH EVERYDAY AND DONATE" and Ive worked at this job for less than half a year. I feel like telling them that I donate to charities on my own, and have volunteered at numerous events that help homeless animals and mentally challenged children, just to see how their faces look then.
My family was never real religious. We didn't really go to church too much, but we did talk about God and Heaven and all that. Because I had never been threatened with Hell in any way, I never worried about. My problem with religion started in 7th grade, and by then I had mostly drifted away from Christian ideology. I was told by a friend that my beliefs in dinosaurs were BS and my love of cartoons and video games were distracting me from God, so I was like, "MMMMmmkay, and?" And they asked if I'd like to go to their Christan youth meetup at Church. The amount of lies I told for the sake of their appeasement would probably buy me a ticket to Hell now... Then I moved and dropped the whole idea of calling myself Christian. And that's my stray cat story.
imo I think that kids shouldn't be brought up with a religion - or disbelief of religion. I think it'd be better if they were allowed to make the decision for themselves when they're old enough to understand religion fully.
I had a similar experience. I was attending Sunday school before I knew what kind of shithole was the church as a whole. I had to attend a prayer vigil for the sake of the Pope Wojtyla , who was very sick as you may know. However, my Sunday school teachers were awesome, as they made us sing stadium-like fan chants. I never had so much fun in my teen years. But then, during the evening of that same Saturday (i had to go on Saturday, yet it's called Sunday School, don't ask me why) I was watching whatever was on TV (it was like "Anna and the King" or something like that) when NEWSFLASH "Pope Karol Wojtyla has passed away". I was shocked by that, and got so frustrated that I cried myself to sleep.
If prayers worked all the time then life would have no problems and we'd have no reason the live in the first place. Here let me give you an example: If you have played The Sims, you would know very well that the game is boring if you make everything go perfectly fine. The game is much more interesting when you add problems into your sims lives. Maybe you'll kill someone off and have your sims deal with death. Maybe you'll make one of the sims in your perfect family mentally insane and kill them all. Maybe you'll make sims that are jerks or abusive. It's so boring if you don't have something dramatic happen.
Well, I disagree. That's not how Sims is to me, personally. It's not like you can't design and build stuff there, throw parties, make new connections, etc. I don't need anything "dramatic" to happen for the game to be interesting.
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"Hey, Vin.
You gotta come to my cousin's club.
It's called, Dead Cat."
Vinny, holding back tears: Never contact me ever again.
custom, built, cat.
Ava mendead cat
"İt's got everything, its got the garage, it's got the prayer- vin, you gotta come."
never the club cousin
What if his parents were praying double-hard that the cat would die?
I thought the same thing.
King Megascience prayer power level 69!
King Megascience two prayers overpower one.
God has favorites even though he loves us all
even god knew it was a shit cat
All Dogs Go to Heaven and All Cats Go to New Jersey.
honowo alien dog
Or become a flower
You were gifted a lifetime of UA-cam Gold
I can confirm, I live in NJ and there's a bunch of stray cats in my town, like bunches on bunches, especially during the summer.
My aunt has 15+ cats
I'm more concerned that his grandfather pissed in the garage.
The only thing i got out of this story that Vinnys grandpa liked to piss in the garage
Vinny's Parents: "Your cat died."
Vinny: "My theory is my parents took it to a special farm."
"He didn't piss on the cat, trust me."
Oh Vinny...
Can someone make like a collection of Vinny family stories so we can unravel the deep lore of Vinny's life
That, my friend, is called *stalking*
I have a feeling, judging from his wording and the way he refers to the cat, that Vinny was very affected by this, even when he says he got over it quickly.
He was a very shitty cat
Yeah, especially since that was the last time he prayed.
Something about the "that’s what you got out of the story? That prayer does work after all?" line really cements that to me
'YOU'RE GONNA GET FUCKED BY A DEMON'This might be my most favorite quote by Vinny to date.
Weirdly, I have a similar story to this one, only the opposite happened to me than what had happened to Vinny. My family lets our cats roam outside, so sometimes they disappear for long periods of time. A few years ago, my oldest and chillest cat named Monty didn't come home for several days - I started to get scared that I would find him lying out on the road somewhere, or that he was injured. So, after becoming increasingly upset over those days that he was gone, looking for him outside and calling his name softly, I eventually broke down and locked myself into the hallway bathroom to cry, and to pray for him to come home safely.
I don't remember exactly what I said, but I really meant it with all my heart. I pleaded to God for Monty to come back to me. I left after a few minutes and went to the back porch, where I hoped he would appear. As soon as I got there, I shit you not, Monty jumped through the doggy door onto the porch, and came up to the glass sliding door I was standing in front of. He looked confused, but not hurt or anything. I didn't know what to think, and I still don't, but that night was amazing.
Something similar happened to my family when i was little when my mom and i spent hours putting lost cat posters around the neighborhood and right as we were pulling back into the driveway, the cat was sitting right there.
Kinda Similar but a Dog Instead of a Car.
You backed your dog into the driveway instead of your car?
One time our dog ran away, and was gone for days. We drove around the neighborhood looking for him, asking if they'd seen him, but no results. My mom just decides to go out driving one day, and sees a guy walking either along the road or a bit in a field, and my mom stops and asks if he's seen a dog, and he responds that his neighbors asked him to come over and shoot a dog that had gotten trapped under a log or something like that, and he was going over to do it. Our dog was dehydrated and a bit starving, but he lived for years after that.
Cats have this tendency to disappear for a while, and then return suddenly as if nothing had happened.
Vinny: *prays for the cat to not die*
Vinny’s parents: *pull out Uno reverse card*
Vinny prays while his dad listen in.
Later on in Vinny's parents room.
Vinny's Dad to Vinny's mom : Yo, check this fucking shit up.
If this was Joel's story you KNOW that it would just have Jojo Stray Cat all over the place
You know, I just might change the thumbnail.
He'd have shrugged it off and eaten chicken nuggets.
@@Lainbowie but you didn't actually change it
Be fair, I said I MIGHT.
That cat was probably reincarnated as a flower.
"Fuck you. im Myario. go Fack yoself"
why'd i make this comment. this was a mistake
MythrilMan HOLY SHIT IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING JOJO REFERENCE
Maybe an Undertale (sorry) reference because Asriel died and reincarnated as a flower named Flowey
Nah, I was going for the jojoke.
yo is this a naruto reference?
[STAND NAME]
Г STRAY CAT
[STAND USER]
Г VINNY
POWER: E
SPEED: D
RANGE: A
DURABILITY:E
PRECISION: E
POTENTIAL: E
Cause its a shitty cat
@_ Corruption _ Remember stray cat is literally a fucking flower.
@@Brainwave101 yeahs
here in my garage, my old shitty cat. but you know whats more important than a old shitty cat? KNAWLEDGE
First good version of this joke
you know what else we have in our garage? We have an Uncle with a piss spot
Here is my garaaaaage, this uh, old shitty cat here. Fun to to drive up here and drop it off in New Jersey. But you know what I like more than knowledge? This, uh, old shitty cat here. But you know what I like more than this old shitty cat here? My Tedx talk where I talk about this old shitty cat here- Da da dah da duhhhhhh. In fact, I'm a lot more proud of these trips to New Jersey that I had to get installed to hold 2,000 old shitty cats. UH.
Here in my garage
I have my old shitty cat
He likes to beg for his food
He needs to be gone for good
This cat
Plot twist: It was actually a stray cat girl.
Remember, if your parents say they took an animal to a farm, it died. If they say it died they took it to a farm.
So his grandfather pissed in the garage? That's kinda strange...
Wait...
In Clustertruck, Vinny said "Everything I touch gets marked for explosions." after he got the Explodingtrucks-Mode.
Now he met a Stray Cat which died...
*Vinny is Yoshikage Kira confirmed*
Kaan Dagdas :O
O:
The cat was killer queen
*Kira's theme plays as Vinny does the "Bites the Dust" explosion pose*
He would like to be David Bowie
I went to a Christian school in kindergarten and grade 1, and one time I was fucking starting to drown in my aunts pool and literally all I screamed was "jesus will save me"
my family still brings it up.
HALP ME JESUS
*slow clap* Congrats Christians
They kinda did this to you.
@@alois9206 i pulled out of it by 2nd grade i ran out of faith thankfully
@@ryryfrifri I went to a Christian high school and it was probably the opposite of yours. No religion classes, progressive on social issues and so on.
Imposing your political beliefs on children is child abuse to me.
Vinny, stop beating yourself up for caring for a sick animal.
Oh my god I remember seeing this on stream. The chat was very emotional.
I want a stream with the chat.
Lol the UA-cam alg Knowing Stray came out recommended this 5 years later after Vinny streamed it
based
I prayed that we would get a cat for christmas
we got a cat
but not on christmas
I feel ripped off.
"They sent him to jersey too"
I love listening to Vinny, but I think he's gotten somewhat stuck on my mind lately.
I had a weird dream last night where Vinny crashed on a couch in the computer room of my childhood home. I don't recall much other than that, so it must've been a pretty eventless dream. I don't think too much of it, I probably just admire the guy and would love to meet and greet him in a relaxed environment. He seems like a chill jabroni.
I dreamed vinesauce had some store hq in Atlanta GA
@@intensejerking The last time I remember having a Vinny dream was when I fell asleep while listening to a fullsauce video a couple years ago.
It was actually a really cool and vivid dream, I think Vinny lived in a really spacious house next to a frozen lake, and he let me in for some reason, maybe so I wouldn't freeze to death? Then he let me just sit on a couch while he did one of his streams as usual.
I remember talking to him, but what he said was just from the video that was playing in the waking world, so he interrupted me a lot while I was talking, and it actually made me kinda sad because he just sort of ignored and brushed off my genuine attempts at conversation, haha.
Later in the dream I think there was a snowmobile chase involving Joel. Not sure what that was about, but I'm pretty sure my life was in danger for some reason, and I had to get away to safety even though there was a blizzard outside. Pretty sure Joel wasn't the one chasing me, I think he was helping me get away by either driving alongside me or we were riding on the same snowmobile.
but, yeah, I'm pretty sure binyot pops into my dreams from time to time, and even though dream vinny is rude and interrupts me, I still appreciate the cameos.
@@intensejerking you're welcome, friend. :)
I had a old unhealthy hamster and my mom fed it mouse poison and told me he died that morning.
How could you ever trust or respect someone after they'd do something like that.
6:20 "Keep in mind that I'm allergic to cats, so I couldn't even *fully enjoy the cat even if I wanted to* "
Umm, wording.
Teaching kids to pray just makes them grow up into passive people who opt to wish their problems away instead of fixing them. That's what happened to me until I started to get my shit together, but I've still a ways to go.
Plot twist: vinny actually prayed for the cat to die, and just forgot
i was another one of those kids who had a beloved family pet pass away, over summer break, and come back to catholic school afterwards, they now want to teach us about life and prayer, and my religion teacher just _has_ to bluntly point out, daringly, in front of all us kids who faced loss and struggled with the feelings attached to losing what we considered family members, that animals don't go to heaven because they "don't have souls" -- those of us reflecting on those times you'd come home and be greeted by your happy, loving little animal or how much their tails wagged when they felt good, i looked at religion and my teacher and thought of them both very differently after that. i felt like someone who could just say that their students with no shame was the one who really had no soul.
Dead Stray Cat you say? Probably Kira Yoshikage took Vinny's cat.
EE ROCKK too bad , it's with okuyassu
Nah, it's with me
Vinny really should've asked what happened to the cat
It probably didn't go to New Jersey...
A forgotten Vinesauce character: Red the Cat
Vinny's religious parents lied to vinny, causing him to break off from religion.
pretty epic
I want to believe his cousing somehow finded the video where Vinny talks about him and thats why stoped talking to him
Mary Draconis I wouldn't doubt that...
To sum up the video, Vinny’s wife killed a stray cat by accident. So Vinny buried it in the backyard. However it came back to life as a plant that could shoot air bullets.
Love how he called it a shitty cat
best quote ever: "BUT YOU'RE GONNA GET FUCKED BY A DEMON"
Twice now in my life, I've had the distinct displeasure of having to carry a small stiff corpse, make a little coffin for it, dig a hole for it to rest in while rain beats down, and a couple months later the entire burial area gets absolutely obliterated by landscapers or contractors. It's a lot worse when you know your little son/daughter is definitely dead and you can't even have the comfort of visiting their grave.
When I was like... 8. My dog had passed. Sometime the next year, I went to like a one week bible school thing over the summer. Every morning they asked if we wanted to pray for anybody. One day, somebody asked everyone to pray for their friend's cat that was very ill. Afterwards, I had an idea, I asked to pray that my dog (who I was still heartbroken over) was happy in heaven. The teacher just looked me in the eyes and told me that animals can't go to heaven. I was 9, and a strong believer in God at that point. So thanks lady teacher nun, you helped turn me away from christianity, and made me even more miserable.
Trust me, it would have had the same result without that reached.
I grew up semi religious, as in, no catholic school, but for the first years of my life, going to church every sunday was a thing.
Had quite a few pets. My first one was a bunny, one of the offspring of my sister's bunny, who then again wouldn't let my bunny eat (he was the weak one amongst his brothers and sisters), so in order to end the suffering, it got fed to our neighbour's falcon.
Later on my sister's bunny died, I found her, tried to put her back on her feet, completely in denial about her death.
Then we had a cat for a few months, killed in a car accident.
Then guinea pigs, one died of worms, the other of cancer.
Budgie, died from a cold on the way to the vet.
At that point I was like.. idk 12 or so, and just said "know what? Church and praying doesn't do anything, but give you hope, to then completely destroy any shred of it", something along those lines.
On the plus side: ever since, I didn't have to go to church anymore, not even christmas and stuff. On the minus side: I would love to have a dog or something, but childhood taught me, that I'm gonna be devastated, when it's time has come.
@@noneofyourbusiness4294 parrots and turtles live long?
"Through the power of prayer the next morning it was dead."
"Please god, don't let the cat die... Is a cool cat"
"Oh yeah? A cool cat? **YOINK**"
the actual story is how vinny made a class of innocent good religious children into atheists
"Fucked by a Demon" sounds like a Red Vox song
SHOULD’VE PRAYED TO THE TRIFORCE, VINNY.
as a kid who was curious and who really analyzed everything about life, i began to recognize patterns very quickly. religion never worked on me. they tell you to pray for shit but as a kid i noticed that prayer never fucking worked. shit happens and you can't control it.
Heroes always get remembered but you know legends never die
I am disappointed at the lack of Cousin in the comments.
You gotta come to my club. It's called "Cat."
Eva Mendez.
Come to the club. It's called "New Jersey". It's amazing!
Custom Stay Cat figures.
Pupper im disappointed by the lack of stray cat girl comments
Cloud city... Bespin... Custom Lando calrissian... Custom...
STAR WARS
LOBOT
LANDO CALRISSIAN'S RIGHT HAND MAN
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Sounds like Vinny has quite the....GRANDDAD.
Sorrynotsorry
This is simultaneously horrible and the funniest thing ever.
His grandfather was basically me in 6th grade. "Nope. I'm not going to church."
What if cat died and you asked God if it could live
and Uncle Jesus said: no
I legit cried during this....
Vinny has the best stories, hands down.
i love how one of the tags is ava mendez
CUSTOM BUILT USS ENTERPRISE NCC-1701
as morbidly funny as this story can be, it's genuinely upsetting to hear he had this kind of experience. poor 10 year old vinny.
"My Grandfather was a boss, he pissed where the cat sleeps."
I relate to Vinny in this moment. Being young I always wanted to follow the rules and do things right, but then my family would debunk literally everything.
New Jersey, a place where cats go
A few months ago on a dreary rainy day, someone left a stray cat on your doorstep. It was young and frail, so you could not help but bring it inside.
*SOUNDS OF DEFLEATING BALOONS*
Dogs go to Heaven. Cats go to New Jersey.
Kishibe Rohan: Stolen comment from LadyBolet.
Kishibe Rohan alien dog
They could've taken it to NJ, there are a lot of stray cats there.
I had a similar story, found a Tabby kitten by my house as a kid, seemed to be very docile and would rest in my arm. Took it inside thinking we could get a cat just like our cousin, uncle asked me if he could hold it and the next thing I knew he was headed for the front door and tossed the cat over our neighbour's fence where a chow chow lived.. Was mortified.
was the cat orange, talked like a human, and eat lasgna?
Or was it a plant that shoots air bubbles?
Tell him to stay away from any weird flowers that may sprout up in his garden
[Vinesauce] Cat - Revenge.
I love coming back to this video to watch it over lmao. Thank you
Wait why did Vinnys grandpa piss in the garage
i feel sorry for the catholic kids
CAThlic
That moment in everyone's (almost) life when you realize that pray is useless, the concept itself fails
Just a reminder, not only does the bible not say you have to go to church every Sunday or you'll go to hell, but it doesn't even specify that there is a hell for you.
Your school was pretty screwed up to let that priest teach that.
Why doesn't Vinny just, I don't know, ask his parents?
Pretty sure his mother has been dead before he even started streaming, and he never mentions his father outside these stories. I don't think he can ask them.
@@CosmicWaltz7when did he say his mother died???
@@vuhlen9493 I can't recall where I heard that. I believe she died of some kind of cancer, which is why he has the charity stream each year.
@@CosmicWaltz7 found it! he mentions it at 44:50 : ua-cam.com/video/vg2t-FUcI1U/v-deo.htmlsi=XGMvlwcIYORQ90vd
Vinny Vinesauce just wants a quiet life.
What kind of church did he go to? I have never seen my church try to scare me into believing.
I went to a Catholic Irish school, can confirm
I went to a Catholic school and they never tried to scare us, it was pretty normal and all of us were two years ahead of the public school in math
It was DIO's church ruled by Pucci
It's so messed up to me that a concept of prayer, which for all logical intents and purposes obviously would do absolutely nothing, is such a common and strongly believed in occurrence in the world that you get _taught_ about prayer in _schools._
I'm watching this with my cat who was rescued by my sister 9 years ago
Im religious and even i dont think that prayer is the solution to everything
i'm religious and i don't think it's the solution to anything outside of inner peace
His school must've been fucking retarded. You don't pray for specific things you pray the Lord grant you strength, wisdom, peace, guidance, courage, etc. or grant it to other people and you're supposed to explain that day one to kids.
God grants you buffs, not items.
I remember something similar happening with my cat, Sabrina. Unlike the cat in the story, she was a pretty young cat and even made for great pest control. Anytime there were stupid bugs in my room she'd waste no time trying to catch and kill them. She was very cute and would even cuddle up with me in bed, but would also sometimes have a tendency to scratch and bite for no reason; I assumed maybe I could take her to the vet once I got enough money to look into it and then get the problem fixed. One day I came back home from school (this was two years ago, so I was a Sophomore in high school) and my mom told me that my cat was sick and needed to be put down by the vet. Just like with this story, I never saw a body. Not too long after that, my mom's boyfriend had got a dog, a pit bull named Marley. The thing with Marley is that she's aggressive with other animals, including other dogs. She's like that because she used to be a fighting dog and had went to the pound three times before my mom's boyfriend had rescued her. Because she ended up at the pound so many times, the owners, I guess, threatened to euthanize her. My theory is similar to Vinny's, but not because my mom was sick of taking care of the cat (my cat did have a tendency to pee in my room, but eventually I would clean it up, reluctantly though since I was pretty lazy at the time; speaking of that she also used to complain a lot about the smell of cat urine in my room despite me not being able to smell it), but because my mom is not too fond of cats, or pets in general (she just lets me own pets because she likes seeing me happy, even though she does things like getting rid of my pets for other pets with worse issues than them). I guess the dog's life was more important than my cat's. Not that I hate her (the dog) or anything, but I just wish my mom would be more honest with me.
Man, your church sounded kinda awful. I can see why you turned your back on it.
Yoshikage Binyot just wants a quiet life.
I had the same experience with church that Vinny had were they tried to scare us to go to church
"it was kind of a shitty cat."
i love how many times he calls it a "shitty cat"
2:11 Red's Dead Redemption
The amount of God related "SAVE YOURSELF FROM YOUR SINS" pamphlets Ive received from customers at work solely because of the fact that I have tattoos on my arms, is appalling. And all of the pamphlets are like "YOU SINNER YOULL BURN IN HELL IF YOU DONT SAVE YOURSELF AND GO TO CHURCH EVERYDAY AND DONATE" and Ive worked at this job for less than half a year.
I feel like telling them that I donate to charities on my own, and have volunteered at numerous events that help homeless animals and mentally challenged children, just to see how their faces look then.
Wait, what if his family prayed that the cat would die, and their multiple prayers outnumbered his one
My family was never real religious. We didn't really go to church too much, but we did talk about God and Heaven and all that. Because I had never been threatened with Hell in any way, I never worried about. My problem with religion started in 7th grade, and by then I had mostly drifted away from Christian ideology. I was told by a friend that my beliefs in dinosaurs were BS and my love of cartoons and video games were distracting me from God, so I was like, "MMMMmmkay, and?" And they asked if I'd like to go to their Christan youth meetup at Church. The amount of lies I told for the sake of their appeasement would probably buy me a ticket to Hell now... Then I moved and dropped the whole idea of calling myself Christian. And that's my stray cat story.
I still believe in god and shit, but it doesnt affect my lifestyle :L
imo I think that kids shouldn't be brought up with a religion - or disbelief of religion. I think it'd be better if they were allowed to make the decision for themselves when they're old enough to understand religion fully.
rip red ;__;
I just hopped on UA-cam after finishing up a Subnautica session, and for a moment I was really confused as a result.
I should probably get more sleep.
This is why I love Vinny. The stories are so random…
I had a similar experience. I was attending Sunday school before I knew what kind of shithole was the church as a whole.
I had to attend a prayer vigil for the sake of the Pope Wojtyla , who was very sick as you may know. However, my Sunday school teachers were awesome, as they made us sing stadium-like fan chants. I never had so much fun in my teen years. But then, during the evening of that same Saturday (i had to go on Saturday, yet it's called Sunday School, don't ask me why) I was watching whatever was on TV (it was like "Anna and the King" or something like that) when NEWSFLASH "Pope Karol Wojtyla has passed away". I was shocked by that, and got so frustrated that I cried myself to sleep.
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If prayers worked all the time then life would have no problems and we'd have no reason the live in the first place. Here let me give you an example:
If you have played The Sims, you would know very well that the game is boring if you make everything go perfectly fine. The game is much more interesting when you add problems into your sims lives. Maybe you'll kill someone off and have your sims deal with death. Maybe you'll make one of the sims in your perfect family mentally insane and kill them all. Maybe you'll make sims that are jerks or abusive. It's so boring if you don't have something dramatic happen.
WasabiKitKat when your metaphor prayers is the fucking sims
captainatt I just really like the sims.
WasabiKitKat
never been a fan of the sims.
I feel happy when my sims are happy because then at least somebody in this world is happy
Well, I disagree. That's not how Sims is to me, personally.
It's not like you can't design and build stuff there, throw parties, make new connections, etc.
I don't need anything "dramatic" to happen for the game to be interesting.
When i was a kid i prayed for my xbox controllers to be recharged because they were dead
That is the most ridiculous thing I've heard. you made my boring day.
Here in my garage. Just bought a new cat. *Dabs*