The Iconic 80s Speech Synthesizer: DECtalk for PC - LGR Oddware

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  • @Jewsh
    @Jewsh 5 років тому +2179

    DECtalk provides a realistic simulation of human voice
    John Madden

    • @joeconti2396
      @joeconti2396 5 років тому +255

      AEIOU

    • @Graahd
      @Graahd 5 років тому +145

      Football

    • @tyttuut
      @tyttuut 5 років тому +129

      Ebrbrbrbrbrbrbr

    • @hana-ng4ql
      @hana-ng4ql 5 років тому +87

      aeiou

    • @0ktober
      @0ktober 5 років тому +110

      *UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU*

  • @lauraeberly6019
    @lauraeberly6019 5 років тому +143

    As an accessibility professional, this history of screen readers and AAC was fascinating! You can still use that voice on the latest version of JAWS today. Thank you so much for making this!

    • @LGR
      @LGR  5 років тому +14

      Glad you liked it!

    • @kevinwetsch5209
      @kevinwetsch5209 3 роки тому +7

      I am mostly blind, and remember using very early versions of Jaws that have that voice.

    • @PunishedFelix
      @PunishedFelix 3 роки тому +3

      Big same I was like WOAH THATS OLD JAWS

    • @tomyyoung2624
      @tomyyoung2624 Рік тому

      Yes at all nightmare inducing!!

    • @hp_deskjet
      @hp_deskjet 8 місяців тому

      I hate jaws

  • @Laikadaisical
    @Laikadaisical 5 років тому +534

    any moonbase alpha player would feel right at home using this thing, or the other way around

    • @KyoshoLP
      @KyoshoLP 5 років тому +47

      John Madden?

    • @user-pc5sc7zi9j
      @user-pc5sc7zi9j 5 років тому +26

      LGR: "Dectalk singing, hah hah. Thats a whoooole other realm..."
      moonbase alpha player: "My realm that is"

    • @SyphistPrime
      @SyphistPrime 5 років тому +12

      That game taught me so much about DECTalk commands. In fact that why I want some of the vintage hardware.

    • @SvendleBerries
      @SvendleBerries 5 років тому +12

      [naenaenaenaenaenaenaenaebaettmaenn]

    • @dirbyh
      @dirbyh 5 років тому +3

      john madden john madden john madden john madden john madden john madden aeioiaoaeiaeoaieoiae john madden ?

  • @elyeli6250
    @elyeli6250 5 років тому +210

    Hi guys welcome to my DECtalk
    *J O H N M A D D E N*
    Thank you

    • @Jordan-nm3qu
      @Jordan-nm3qu 5 років тому +3

      Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh John madden

    • @nosrah9660
      @nosrah9660 4 роки тому +1

      aeiou

    • @InfinityR319
      @InfinityR319 4 роки тому +1

      Holla holla get $
      Hahaha

    • @thetechsavvy01
      @thetechsavvy01 5 місяців тому

      Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhheheheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

  • @terrancelopez9631
    @terrancelopez9631 5 років тому +139

    Boy; the amount of time that must've been spent aligning the camera with the background and table. Well done.

  • @maxdoes_
    @maxdoes_ 5 років тому +189

    I love that we can see your face in the reflection. Feels like I'm watching a Strong Bad Email.

    • @aeriumsoft
      @aeriumsoft 5 років тому +5

      ah strong bad emails, those were the days

    • @comicsansgreenkirby
      @comicsansgreenkirby 5 років тому +1

      Trogdor still lives homestarrunner.com/sbemail58.html
      They even have board games at the homepage

    • @someguystudios23
      @someguystudios23 5 років тому

      What's gonna happen once flash craps itself?

  • @GearSeekers
    @GearSeekers 5 років тому +82

    My mum used to have one of these on her computer in the 90's because she is vision impaired. This is a real flash back.

  • @Glacier_Nester
    @Glacier_Nester 5 років тому +641

    I wasn't sure until I heard the singing, but this is definitely the TTS in moonbase alpha

    • @StoutShako
      @StoutShako 5 років тому +153

      JOHN MADDEN. JOHN MADDEN. JOHN MADDEN. FOOTBALL.

    • @Dozerduncan
      @Dozerduncan 5 років тому +57

      *Big American TTS*

    • @NerdzillaCookie
      @NerdzillaCookie 5 років тому +67

      Unreal Engine 3 simulates DECTalk voice synthesis for text to speech. It also works the same in Viscera Cleanup Detail, since it's the same engine.

    • @MrHack4never
      @MrHack4never 5 років тому +54

      AEIOU

    • @koltinn
      @koltinn 5 років тому +46

      Mama mia papa pia
      Baby got the Diareaaaaaaaaaaa

  • @Kalvinjj
    @Kalvinjj 5 років тому +202

    >singing DECtalk
    See Hatsune Miku, this is your grandpa

    • @petrosrz8990
      @petrosrz8990 4 роки тому +10

      I laughed harder than what I should have

    • @ranjanbiswas3233
      @ranjanbiswas3233 4 роки тому

      *Sony Project Diva

    • @goldenpun5592
      @goldenpun5592 3 роки тому +3

      Makes me think of that nasa game. JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN

    • @ZX3000GT1
      @ZX3000GT1 3 роки тому +8

      Someone should make a fanart with miku meeting an anthropomorphic dectalk

    • @themagicboy6548
      @themagicboy6548 3 роки тому +1

      no, the ibm 7904 is her grandpa

  • @tartertime89
    @tartertime89 5 років тому +53

    I enjoyed this. I never had the PC card but the DecTalk express synthesizer. I'm a blind user and relied on that for my computing needs - funny how I've gone entirely iOS these days and braille in text rather than typing but there it is.
    Thanks for the video.

    • @gregorymalchuk272
      @gregorymalchuk272 4 роки тому

      Do you have retinitis pigmentosa?

    • @fawkesrocks
      @fawkesrocks 4 роки тому +1

      This is so under appreciated. This device was the predecessor of what we now know was JAWS and VoiceOver, and was the only option for many people until JAWS for DOS came out.

    • @kimgkomg
      @kimgkomg 2 роки тому

      You'll never see the cool graphic in the intro

    • @derkchurk5879
      @derkchurk5879 2 роки тому +1

      @@gregorymalchuk272 bro, he can't read your comment, don't be an ass.

  • @AgsmaJustAgsma
    @AgsmaJustAgsma 5 років тому +307

    That rendition of Spooky Scary Skeletons scared the living crap out of me.

  • @coffeeandsugar20
    @coffeeandsugar20 5 років тому +554

    Make it say
    "Mattel Electronics presents: B17 Bomber"
    BEEEEEEE SEAVUNTEEEN BAAAAUUUUWWWWMEERRRRR

    • @F_I_J_I_W_A_T_E_R
      @F_I_J_I_W_A_T_E_R 5 років тому +28

      I think you mean BEEEEEEE SEAVUNTEEEN BAAAAUUUUWWWWMEERRRRR

    • @Chaos89P
      @Chaos89P 5 років тому +4

      I tried, but I was having weird issues.

    • @Tenzima
      @Tenzima 5 років тому +49

      "Alright, fuck the game, let's try Bomb Squad"

    • @eduardoavila646
      @eduardoavila646 5 років тому +8

      That nintendo nerd reference!

    • @Crusher29
      @Crusher29 5 років тому +20

      @@Tenzima Mattel Electronics presents: BOOOMB SKWOD!

  • @singeslayer8367
    @singeslayer8367 5 років тому +37

    I love those speech synthesizers, they sound sooo terribly retro futuristic!
    Also, John Madden!

  • @hollyconnelly8871
    @hollyconnelly8871 5 років тому +72

    you mentioned dynavox once in the video, my mother used the tobii dynavox with eye motion since she lost the ability to speak clearly and was unable to control a computer like she used too. paired with alexa, we could here it telling alexa what to do.
    dynavox: alexa change channel to 164
    alexa: changing to channel 164 on fios
    *tv channel was changed*

  • @pancreasenthusiast
    @pancreasenthusiast 5 років тому +73

    Thank you for making it say farts, I knew I could count on you.

  • @KusanagiMotoko100
    @KusanagiMotoko100 5 років тому +483

    *Types "I love you".
    Presses play repeatedly while crying.

    • @FrekansTV
      @FrekansTV 5 років тому +2

      lol

    • @thelegendaryklobb2879
      @thelegendaryklobb2879 5 років тому +13

      *Sad violin kicks in*

    • @Yusuke_Denton
      @Yusuke_Denton 5 років тому +8

      **Computer shuts itself off.**

    • @povnw8985
      @povnw8985 5 років тому

      404 error. Phucks not found. 😹

    • @Sercil00
      @Sercil00 5 років тому +1

      Time to build an android woman around it and build the speaker in her mouth.

  • @MrTruth-yn7pq
    @MrTruth-yn7pq 5 років тому +114

    8:47 - let's get the speaker on to a tray....nice.

    • @najila4291
      @najila4291 5 років тому +7

      Ha I get it

    • @TheDutchShepherd
      @TheDutchShepherd 5 років тому +15

      No hiss

    • @Amdlo
      @Amdlo 5 років тому +1

      lol

    • @aw4483
      @aw4483 5 років тому

      @Kevin Amandius Køhler Not as good as the US MRE spoons I hear

  • @nerfspartanEBF25
    @nerfspartanEBF25 4 роки тому +41

    4:35 Seen that thing before in a group home for disabled children in the mid-late 2000's, it was called a "Springboard" and the non-verbal children would use it to communicate, before iPads became available enough for group homes to adopt those. I remember one of the children at the group home had a compulsion to say he wanted whatever he decided he was going to eat off his plate before eating, so it'd go like this:
    [has special juice with vitamins and stuff because he was a very picky eater]
    [taps button]
    I
    [taps another button]
    WANT
    [taps another button]
    DRINK
    [drinks juice]
    I imitated the voice a few times and once jokingly hit "Apple" over and over again.
    APPLE. APPLE. APPLE. APPLE.
    The non-verbal user of the Springboard was amused by me screwing with the device and started repeatedly hitting APPLE to show his amusement.

    • @douro20
      @douro20 11 місяців тому

      Those things were just as expensive, if not even more so, than the DECtalk itself. The assistive device industry is so insular that the manufacturers could basically set whatever price they want for these and people will pay it- pretty much the sky is the limit.

  • @Sapfu100
    @Sapfu100 5 років тому +105

    Fitter, happier
    More productive
    Comfortable
    Not drinking too much...........

    • @cbdgames7139
      @cbdgames7139 5 років тому +4

      Sapfu100 regular exercise at the gym(3 days a week)

    • @lucashoffmannn
      @lucashoffmannn 5 років тому +3

      I was just thinking about typing this into the emulator he mentioned

    • @oneminutefixed5003
      @oneminutefixed5003 5 років тому +1

      Damn you beat me to it

    • @matthewfranklin7541
      @matthewfranklin7541 5 років тому +2

      Will frequently check credit at moral bank, hole in wall

  • @LaughingawaySquid
    @LaughingawaySquid 5 років тому +69

    The whole speech synthesis is really cool, and the DECtalk singing reminds me of the really early VOCALOID software created by Yamaha from the early 2000's or a lot of the UTAUloid voices (freeware VOCALOID) (yes we all expected that some weeb would mention Vocaloids)

    • @enderjed2523
      @enderjed2523 3 роки тому +10

      DECtalk is in Chipspeech, which is like a Vocaloid museum.

    • @okamichronicle2428
      @okamichronicle2428 2 роки тому

      Well someone did turn dectalk Paul into an utaloid it’s pretty similar to a vocaloid
      ua-cam.com/video/LSQJ5vlWv5k/v-deo.html

  • @Roanoak
    @Roanoak 5 років тому +66

    I love how old computers sound like someone talking while they are breathing in, if you don't know what I'm talking about... talk while you are breathing in... it's hysterical. Be careful it can make you a little light headed.

    • @robbinhasseltof4428
      @robbinhasseltof4428 5 років тому +1

      Aadin Heals don’t try this when eating chocolate it will sufficate you

    • @kbhasi
      @kbhasi 5 років тому +1

      Oh! I just tried it (just a little bit) and I know what you mean.

    • @Roanoak
      @Roanoak 5 років тому +1

      @@robbinhasseltof4428 or tidepods

    • @DjAle1
      @DjAle1 5 років тому

      I'm crying 😂

  • @Hanna-ky3rn
    @Hanna-ky3rn 5 років тому +139

    I'm a web developer and quite often work with JAWS to make sure sites are accessible, I had no idea it went so far back!!

    • @BBC600
      @BBC600 5 років тому +1

      Hanna I had heard of it being an accessible software but I too didn’t know it went back to DOS days. Learn something new everyday!

    • @sarno97
      @sarno97 5 років тому +11

      And you have dragon maid as your servant right?

    • @MagicalAuroraDream
      @MagicalAuroraDream 5 років тому +1

      Neither did I until recently, and I had no clue this early version was freeware. I started using JAWS in demo mode as a kid in the late 90s and have seen it grow a lot, but wow! It's all pretty amazing!.

    • @superfreq7378
      @superfreq7378 5 років тому +10

      From a screen reader user, thanks for everything you do. We really appreciate it!

    • @MagicalAuroraDream
      @MagicalAuroraDream 5 років тому +5

      Sound Thinking You said it! I had no real idea what goes into web access until I worked in my university's office of disability services the last two semesters. As a JAWS user, I was never on the other side of access. I need things accessible but never thought what went into making that happen. This was a new realm for those I worked with to explore. We were learning from the ground up about web access. However, we tried our best to do accessibility reviews for school web pages. The absolute amount of minutia needed to be complient through things like the WCAG 2.0/2.1 levels A at bare minimum, AA preferably, but AAA ideally astounds me. It took months for us to learn how to even properly review our web pages. We eventually found a template that worked for us and reviewed several pages using WCAG 2.1 AA guidelines. I can't imagine how difficult it might be to create those pages.
      Anyway, my point is I have massive respect for web and app devs, especially those who can make their pages easily accessible to screen reader users and others. Thank you for your hard work, Hanna.

  • @Samcubegamer
    @Samcubegamer 5 років тому +94

    Whoaaa DecTalk Betty, Bam-a-lam!

    • @killyouridols08
      @killyouridols08 5 років тому +3

      @Daniel Glover it's the song Black Betty by Ram Jam. It's a play on the lyric" Woah, Black Betty, Bam-a-lam"

  • @RonOverdrive
    @RonOverdrive 5 років тому +3

    Actually Prof Hawking continued using his speech synth because it was based on the voice of the man who made it for him which ended up becoming one of his best friends. The man passed away and Hawking refused upgrades not because it became iconic with him, but because he wanted to honor his friend's memory.

  • @tommylakindasorta3068
    @tommylakindasorta3068 5 років тому +90

    The history of accessibility hardware and software is so fascinating. Imagine what a huge difference this technology made in so many people's lives. In the '90s I had a co-worker who was 100% visually impaired and with the help of technology like this (not sure if it was exactly this) she was the hardest-working, most essential person in our entire office.

    • @tomypower4898
      @tomypower4898 4 роки тому +2

      Tommy LaKindaSorta Yes drinking too much...

  • @moth.monster
    @moth.monster 5 років тому +11

    I love the DECtalk. It's perfectly understandable yet still has the "charm" of vintage computing. It's like a monochrome amber display in audio form.

  • @Lennyg845
    @Lennyg845 5 років тому +45

    My father in law worked for digital in the 80s and 90s. Can't wait to show him this.

    • @warrenfrost
      @warrenfrost 5 років тому +6

      I too worked for DEC in the early 90s as a hardware designer - networking stuff. Good times :)

    • @DrJatzCrackers
      @DrJatzCrackers 5 років тому +1

      My first employer used DEC x86 -based PCs running Windows NT Workstation 4.0. Now while NT 4.0 was meh, those PCs were some of the more pleasant to service/work on. Was saddened when they were bought out by Compaq...

  • @MagicalAuroraDream
    @MagicalAuroraDream 5 років тому +6

    OMG, this is definitely one of my favorite videos of yours! I use JAWS and its Apple counterpart, VoiceOver, daily. I've been using JAWS since the late 90s, so I never knew how JAWS worked in the early days with hardware voice synthesizers. They still use these voices you covered in things like the talking version of the TI83 graphing calculator.
    My ears are thankful that synthesized speech has improved dramatically since then, though those old voices are still so much fun.
    It's amazing now I can just go download so many voices for JAWS off their website, yet people 25+ years ago had to get a whole expensive sound card for JAWS. BTW, JAWS itself is still crazy expensive, costing around $1000 with roughly $240 paid every couple years to keep the software maintinance agreement active. If I hadn't been using JAWS for 20 years I'd probably use a free and very good alternative called NVDA.
    WHEN I was a kid, I didn't own a full version of JAWS, so had to download the 40 minute demo mode version of JAWS, I think I did this starting with version 4 and ending with version 9.0 when I got the state to pay for it for college,. I downloaded the demos off their website using good ol' America Online!!! No comment, we had AOL until 2008 and no broadband until like 2016. Anyway, man, that thing took all night to download, sometimes never finishing, whereas now I can download a JAWS update in less than a minute... That 40 minute mode was crazy horrible, I'd have to restart my PC literally every 40 minutes. They still use that model for newer JAWS demos today if you're curious how old JAWS 2.3 compares to new JAWS 2018, I think they're calling it. They stopped the numbered releases with JAWS 18 back in like 2017 because they were bought by or merged with another company who chaned the nameing system for JAWS releases.
    Sorry for my rant, but I loved this video. It's one of my favorites from you, aside from the Sims pack reviews you do which strongly influance my purchases. I've so rarely seen classic speech synthesis covered, even rarer for it to be linked to early JAWS, rarer still for this all to come from a sighted guy. If I'd not been subscribed to you for years already I'd subscribe to you in an instant! You put out some quality videos!

    • @douro20
      @douro20 11 місяців тому

      There is no incentive to bring the price down considering the narrow target audience- these companies typically have only a few thousand customers at the most and the cost of developing the software is very high. It's the reason why eye trackers still can cost as much as a compact car. Even at that price they are probably not making much profit and they often depend on product support fees. Basically these people can name a price and people will pay it because there is so little competition.

  • @olek609
    @olek609 5 років тому +189

    "A swede with a speech impediment". Did you mean a Dane?

    • @Her_Imperious_Condescension
      @Her_Imperious_Condescension 5 років тому +14

      @@rastas_4221
      Americans don't know any accents.
      Any American that says they can do "a good Australian accent" either sounds British or like a drunk New Zealander.

    • @AgentTasmania
      @AgentTasmania 4 роки тому +3

      @@Her_Imperious_Condescension South African is also a common result

    • @NDK0
      @NDK0 4 роки тому +3

      No, Swedish sound like a drunkard with a speech impediment, so it was pretty close.

    • @fuzzydunlop1753
      @fuzzydunlop1753 4 роки тому +5

      A swede with a speech impediment? So you mean just a swede?

    • @cMaXeJIJIo
      @cMaXeJIJIo 3 роки тому

      Nice one lol

  • @ActualLiteralKyle
    @ActualLiteralKyle 5 років тому +28

    My New Year’s Resolution is to use “Baby got the diarrhea” in everyday conversation

  • @ar_xiv
    @ar_xiv 5 років тому +70

    the cognitive dissonance of hearing that woodgrain make the clang of a hollow sheet of metal is satisfying

  • @lsk-nf7um
    @lsk-nf7um 5 років тому +188

    "Drying mode on. Jacket drying. Your jacket is now dry."

    • @M0rinkashi
      @M0rinkashi 5 років тому +21

      *_BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!_*

    • @fuzzydunlop1753
      @fuzzydunlop1753 4 роки тому +1

      And here we are in 2020 and we still don't have that technology. Or hoverboards for that matter.. :(

    • @marcusborderlands6177
      @marcusborderlands6177 3 роки тому

      @@fuzzydunlop1753 we just made jackets that don't get wet

  • @o0Donuts0o
    @o0Donuts0o 5 років тому +322

    "Push me. And then just touch me. Till I can get my, satisfaction"

    • @simontay4851
      @simontay4851 5 років тому +12

      Oh yeah. its the same voice.

    • @KRAFTWERK2K6
      @KRAFTWERK2K6 5 років тому +22

      Satisfaction Satisfaction Satisfaction

    • @w1ck3dz0d1ac
      @w1ck3dz0d1ac 5 років тому +3

      He should play a cover with 8-bit keys...

    • @lashyndragon
      @lashyndragon 5 років тому +1

      Put your hands up... Oh wait

    • @werewolf74
      @werewolf74 5 років тому +1

      @@lashyndragon for Detroit, a lovely city.

  • @hypethekomodo6495
    @hypethekomodo6495 5 років тому +10

    I can imagine Betty saying, "I'll see you again, in twenty-five years. Meanwhile."
    And then incomprehensible screaming.

  • @drewo.127
    @drewo.127 Рік тому +2

    THAT SHORT CIRCUIT FACT BLEW MY MIND AND MAKES SO MUCH SENSE!!!

  • @Spikehead777
    @Spikehead777 5 років тому +61

    This voice sounds so exceptionally familiar...
    *Oh my god, no. You take your memes and you think about what you've done!*

  • @magead
    @magead 5 років тому +305

    "sometimes I think about the future of humans and crap" classic LGR

    • @thelegendaryklobb2879
      @thelegendaryklobb2879 5 років тому

      The introduction for every voice was just pure gold

    • @sebione3576
      @sebione3576 5 років тому

      I don't know about the future of humans, but I'm pretty sure I know what the future of at least one crap is.......

    • @magead
      @magead 5 років тому

      @@thelegendaryklobb2879 you can tell he was genuinely having fun with them

    • @ahl2is
      @ahl2is 5 років тому

      kill all humans

    • @earthnugs
      @earthnugs 5 років тому

      It was very cool to hear an actual Stephen Hawking quote.

  • @megamiazga
    @megamiazga 5 років тому +75

    PLEASE make DECtalk say "Practice Mode" in that deep voice. I beg you.

    • @alexhauptmann298
      @alexhauptmann298 5 років тому +8

      There's PC ports of DECtalk you can download yourself if you search for them!

  • @lewisfilby2394
    @lewisfilby2394 5 років тому +115

    Putting a speaker on top of a box floppies ... that was brave.

    • @GashimahironChl
      @GashimahironChl 5 років тому +19

      Yeah it's a bit of a gamble, but i don't think that weak mono speaker there will demagnetize the floppies from that far away.

    • @alteregoantergos4858
      @alteregoantergos4858 5 років тому +4

      @@GashimahironChl Mono speaker?

    • @GashimahironChl
      @GashimahironChl 5 років тому +16

      I mean, it's a single speaker so i guess saying it's a mono speaker was kinda redundant.

    • @alteregoantergos4858
      @alteregoantergos4858 5 років тому

      @@GashimahironChl ;)

    • @Rad-Dude63andathird
      @Rad-Dude63andathird 5 років тому +1

      Speakers can damage floppies magnetically? Can someone explain?

  • @DataTVs
    @DataTVs 5 років тому +6

    "Welcome home, Marty... Lord of the Manor... King of the Castle"
    Love your videos, keep up the great work!

  • @KennethDPedersen
    @KennethDPedersen 5 років тому +38

    I would love someone to code Doom with this so every-time you shoot it says Pew! Pew! Pew!
    Sure it would be easier to just play a wav, but not nearly as fun.

    • @MrStabby19812
      @MrStabby19812 5 років тому +4

      Kenneth Pedersen someone modded half life 2 to use nothing but vocal sounds was hilarious

  • @XmorganlamiaX
    @XmorganlamiaX 5 років тому +57

    YOUR JACKET IS NOW *D R Y*

  • @PEGuyMadison
    @PEGuyMadison 5 років тому +60

    Voice turned out to be easy... speech recognition turned out to the hard nut to crack. But in the beginning researchers had it backwards... they thought speech would be difficult to solve.

    • @handsomebrick
      @handsomebrick 5 років тому +1

      Why?!

    • @kevadu
      @kevadu 5 років тому +8

      Depends what your criteria is I guess. I mean though modern speech synthesizers are certainly understandable there's still a lot of work to be done to make them sound truly human.
      Speech recognition has also come a long way. It's not 100% accurate of course but then neither are human transcribers...

    • @evensgrey
      @evensgrey 5 років тому +2

      Lots of early AI researchers made this kind of mistake. It was also expected that walking and vision would be easy, but things like advanced symbolic algebra and calculus would be hard (despite complex linear algebra on machines being a solved problem before WWII, look it up, it helped break the ENIAC patent on electronic computers). That was all backwards. Algebra and calculus work on precisely codified rules, which are relatively easy to convert to machine instructions. Walking, talking, seeing, and hearing depend on incredibly complex neurological systems that we still only have a vague understanding of. We basically had to solve all those problems by hand without a lot of guidance from how nature does it. This is why it's taken about 50 years to get autonomous vehicles even close to being ready for general use.

    • @-DeScruff
      @-DeScruff 5 років тому

      Yep. Its one of those thing that because it comes so easy to us that we assumed it be easy for a machine.. You don't struggle to understand someone with a slightly different accent to you. So why would a machine?
      But it just went to show us how little we understood how things work, and how complex they truly are.

  • @dboyd23
    @dboyd23 3 роки тому +1

    I worked for Digital in Maynard, Mass and this was great watching this. Thank you for your video!! Ken would be proud!

  • @johnrogers-thorn6504
    @johnrogers-thorn6504 3 роки тому +1

    Lurrrrvvvv this guys voice, kinda calming. Videos are great too, so thanks and greetings from the Isle of Wight, England .

  • @vaderman212
    @vaderman212 5 років тому +295

    You're telling me that the DEC Talk is responsible for John MADDEN?

    • @Firestorm2900
      @Firestorm2900 5 років тому +47

      aeiou

    • @LunaTulpa
      @LunaTulpa 5 років тому +27

      FOOTBALL

    • @jSyndeoMusic
      @jSyndeoMusic 5 років тому +6

      _BIG AMERICAN TTS_

    • @jSyndeoMusic
      @jSyndeoMusic 5 років тому +5

      A meta layer of humor is that TTS is an acronym for “Text-to-Speech”. LOL

    • @DonAle_97
      @DonAle_97 5 років тому +1

      Steve Madden

  • @artistwithouttalent
    @artistwithouttalent 5 років тому +23

    19:02 🎶Daisy, daisy, give me your answer, do...🎶

    • @greenbanana311
      @greenbanana311 5 років тому

      Hey genius - It's "give me your answer _true._

    • @samdinnan3351
      @samdinnan3351 5 років тому

      @@greenbanana311 lol no

  • @kevinganus4468
    @kevinganus4468 5 років тому +80

    "We're whalers on the moon. We're whalers on the moon."

    • @kobalt_ren01
      @kobalt_ren01 4 роки тому +6

      We carry a harpoon
      But there ain't no whales,
      So we tell tall tales
      And sing our whaling tune!

    • @dialupdave6276
      @dialupdave6276 4 роки тому

      HEY FUTUREAMA!!!!

  • @AdamosDad
    @AdamosDad 5 років тому +1

    I'm 70 yrs. old so we had to make our own speech and music synthesizers when we were kids. Its good to see younger people interested in older hardware, not because I'm nostalgic but because you are understanding how things actually work.

  • @DigBipper188
    @DigBipper188 5 років тому +41

    DECTalk is pretty awesome... it was used as the TTS engine in Moonbase Alpha,, and became the root of many great memes...
    "I'm gonna eat a pizza*
    *dials number*
    *Hello, can i order a pizza?*
    *no*
    *Why?*
    *'Cause you are John Madden*

  • @DenSporetrix
    @DenSporetrix 5 років тому +8

    "I'm afraid I can't let you do that, Clint"

  • @crescentfreshsongs
    @crescentfreshsongs 5 років тому +83

    I love early speech synthesis. More fun to make a DECtalk say "BUTTSBUTTSBUTTS" than it is to make a modern synthesizer say it.

    • @rommix0
      @rommix0 2 роки тому +2

      "Balls, farts, and things!"

  • @majin64
    @majin64 5 років тому +33

    Rip Professor Hawking.

  • @InsertCreativeHandleHere09
    @InsertCreativeHandleHere09 4 роки тому +13

    This thing reminds me a lot of Tomodachi Life for the 3DS, especially the singing.

  • @scotshabalam2432
    @scotshabalam2432 5 років тому +4

    LOL, Short Circuit.
    I love you man that's the first movie my mind went to.

  • @justjoeblow420
    @justjoeblow420 5 років тому +22

    While this particular variant of the DEC Talk is obsolete there are some PBX's out there still using the stand alone units to this day.

    • @matthewbowen5841
      @matthewbowen5841 5 років тому +2

      I was thinking the National Weather Service warnings/tests sound 100% DECtalk

    • @texaswilliam
      @texaswilliam 5 років тому

      That's called ROI. : P

  • @dollyfarting
    @dollyfarting 5 років тому +13

    Dude, your laugh is amazing. It’s so wholesome 😊 please continue making amazing content like this!

  • @m2pt5
    @m2pt5 5 років тому +172

    [:nh]I'm gonna eat a pizza. [:dial67589340] Hi, can i order a pizza? [:nv]no! [:nh]why? [:nv] cuz you are john madden![:np]

  • @paavolampinen23
    @paavolampinen23 5 років тому

    CLINT! You`re so soothing to watch and listen to. Of course the topics are close to the heart also, as growing up with C64, Amiga 500 and old PC-games. :D Really appreciate the effort, please keep on going, sir!

  • @lexingtRick
    @lexingtRick 5 років тому +14

    " You have selected Sam as your default computer voice. "

  • @spartonberry
    @spartonberry 5 років тому +25

    I do remember hearing about preserving Steven Hawking's speech synthesizer, then needed an emulation of a certain obscure CPU. And they needed help a SNES-turned-multi-console emulator called higan. The author that glad his effort to more accurately emulate whichever game it was that used whatever "enhancement chip" which had that CPU embedded inside, could turn into something more significant.

    • @daveloomis
      @daveloomis 5 років тому +3

      Can you elaborate or post a source or article? This sounds fascinating.

    • @JunafaniFIN
      @JunafaniFIN 5 років тому

      @@daveloomis www.sfchronicle.com/bayarea/article/The-Silicon-Valley-quest-to-preserve-Stephen-12759775.php Here you go.

    • @MrMiss-cp9bw
      @MrMiss-cp9bw 5 років тому +1

      @@daveloomis "Steven Hawking's speech synthesizer snes higan"
      You're seriously stupid and lazy..

    • @CultOfTheGlenda
      @CultOfTheGlenda 5 років тому +4

      @@MrMiss-cp9bw And you are a prick. Besides everyone gets different results that are tailored to them, so you are stupid.

    • @vincentwilliams9863
      @vincentwilliams9863 5 років тому

      David Loomis www.sfchronicle.com/bayarea/article/The-Silicon-Valley-quest-to-preserve-Stephen-12759775.php a pretty good write up on the whole ordeal

  • @matsigeskog5
    @matsigeskog5 5 років тому +67

    As a swede I must protest

  • @jeffwinget4065
    @jeffwinget4065 5 років тому +4

    That Bonzai Buddy popup got me, great, if not odd, episode. Well done Clint.

  • @tyttuut
    @tyttuut 5 років тому +9

    "Balls and farts and things!" That's gonna be my go-to for testing speech synthesis from now on.

  • @dgdw
    @dgdw 5 років тому +24

    9:01 - All I can think of “omg I hope that speaker is magnetically shielded!” As he places it on the disk holder

  • @DanielLopez-up6os
    @DanielLopez-up6os 5 років тому +79

    "A cross between a Swede, and an Indian" ... "A drunken Swede." "A Swede with a speech impediment" ...all the Descriptions of the Voice are just Describing a Dane....

    • @nestrac
      @nestrac 5 років тому +16

      Well.... Being a Dane it's hard to deny those facts... 😆

    • @ElectroIsMyReligion
      @ElectroIsMyReligion 5 років тому

      shut up you idiot

    • @user-yv2cz8oj1k
      @user-yv2cz8oj1k 5 років тому

      Surely if they're drunk they are probably Norwegian. 🤣

  • @CptCPT-dl9lh
    @CptCPT-dl9lh 5 років тому +108

    I'd make a Half-Life 1 joke, but god only knows what those soldiers are saying

    • @BarnacleButtock
      @BarnacleButtock 5 років тому +14

      Half Life 1 used a hand-programmed speech system with prerecorded phrases and programmed sentences based on environmental variables. Not even close to TTS.

    • @CptCPT-dl9lh
      @CptCPT-dl9lh 5 років тому +20

      @@BarnacleButtock I'm not claiming that.

    • @sebione3576
      @sebione3576 5 років тому +6

      I know what they're saying...
      "GRENADE!!!"

    • @KuroOldAccount
      @KuroOldAccount 5 років тому +5

      Faire in thehole

    • @General_Griffin
      @General_Griffin 5 років тому +6

      @@BarnacleButtock So you're saying that they turned text into speech? Yeah, man that's totally different than TTS... You're so smart.

  • @Dirty_Habit
    @Dirty_Habit 5 років тому +123

    R.I.P Stephen Hawking

    • @vasili1207
      @vasili1207 5 років тому +4

      @@bmhater1283 U

    • @kbhasi
      @kbhasi 5 років тому +8

      N

    • @TheBodgybrothers
      @TheBodgybrothers 5 років тому +4

      @@kbhasi saved it. Good man.

    • @alexchavez4978
      @alexchavez4978 5 років тому +2

      Rest in piss

    • @TheLegendInYou
      @TheLegendInYou 5 років тому

      I was never a big fan of Steve. He was an extreme pessimist that claimed all roads lead to doom. He was too smart for his own good.

  • @LocalForecast
    @LocalForecast 4 роки тому

    2:40 Dude!!! I no longer regret staying up all night because I found your video and learned this... that’s so cool

  • @mrtiff99
    @mrtiff99 4 роки тому

    I've been watching your videos for a number of years. Talking of voices, I've just realised I love the sound of your voice. You should read bedtime stories

  • @Flakman500
    @Flakman500 5 років тому +45

    Now you can spam wwwwwwwwwwwwww at relatives irl. Gg

  • @WR3ND
    @WR3ND 5 років тому +9

    Holly crap. That singing bit would be killer in some new "retro" synthwave stuff. LOL

    • @Catastropheshe
      @Catastropheshe 4 роки тому +3

      Plus floppy drives as instruments

    • @BlueMoon1890
      @BlueMoon1890 2 роки тому +1

      I found a song called "Hello World" by Louie Zong that sounds a lot like it uses the DECTalk voice, so there's that. It's a cute song too.

    • @WR3ND
      @WR3ND 2 роки тому +1

      @@BlueMoon1890 Thanks. It was fun.

  • @Chris-nw6ws
    @Chris-nw6ws 5 років тому +38

    Is dectalk kid actually a demon trapped in a machine?

  • @CharlieFoxtrot
    @CharlieFoxtrot 5 років тому

    been watching you since when you were in the 100s of subs, just want to let you know you're doing great. As a tech guy, even in career, i want to let you know I love every video you have put out and has made my life a little easier knowing there's guys like us interested in old tech like myself

  • @ScarlettJae
    @ScarlettJae 5 років тому +1

    I work at a University and we use the Jaws Program for our visually impaired students when they're taking exams. I set up their exams in Word Documents before they take their exams because the Jaws Program will read out everything--and I mean everything!--on the screen which can be loud and confusing. It's so important for pur students and it's made a huge difference in their college experiences!

  • @20windfisch11
    @20windfisch11 5 років тому +17

    The PC needed a $1200 extension, the Amiga did it out of the box. AmigaOS 2.0 actually had the same voice.

    • @vwestlife
      @vwestlife 5 років тому

      As did Mac OS. In fact, even today Mac OS still offers the classic DECtalk-style voices, in addition to more modern text-to-speed synthesis.

    • @20windfisch11
      @20windfisch11 5 років тому

      VWestlife What was great about the Amiga version, it was based on the earlier S.A.M. for C64 and Atari (the latter had that iconic voice used in U96’s Techno version of the “Das Boot” theme), so it had a phoneme mode where you could let it speak other languages, albeit with an American accent. I had great fun with it.

  • @cjmarsh504
    @cjmarsh504 5 років тому +13

    Your oil level is critical, damage may occur. Your lights are on. Your windshield washer, is low. Your coolant temperature, is Normal

    • @jst7714
      @jst7714 5 років тому +3

      "A door is ajar." *closes door* "Thank you."

    • @cjmarsh504
      @cjmarsh504 5 років тому

      @@jst7714 😂😂

    • @gregorymalchuk272
      @gregorymalchuk272 4 роки тому

      What car was this?

    • @cjmarsh504
      @cjmarsh504 4 роки тому +1

      @@gregorymalchuk272 Chrysler cars, and some GM cars had this back in the day.

  • @mjetektman9313
    @mjetektman9313 5 років тому +85

    Jobel is a speech syntesizer CONFIRMED D:

    • @adamszuszkiewicz1709
      @adamszuszkiewicz1709 5 років тому +13

      Ye olde BBQ shoe boy

    • @bs_blackscout
      @bs_blackscout 5 років тому +8

      Mfw Jobel could be literally anyone but we all know exactly which.

    • @viscountalpha
      @viscountalpha 5 років тому +7

      @@bs_blackscout joel gets angrier every day.

  • @DamnableReverend
    @DamnableReverend 3 роки тому

    I've been playing videos from your channel for about a week now and I reallye njoy them, especially the Oddware instalments. But this one finally prompted me to comment. You see, I am accessing youtube at the moment using Chrome and jAWS 2018 (already a few years out of date). I never had any Dectalk hardware, but I noticed this synth back in the 80s when I was growing up -- the Mississauga Tranist bus telephone numbers would read out the schedule using the Paul voice. Later on at libraries I saw the big Kurzweil Reading Machines of various kinds -- they were big standalone devices that included scanner, optical character recognition and voice output. IN the late 90s they had a software version, and finally in 1999 I got the programme for Windows 98, which included Dectalk software. The voices, unlike many speech synthesisers of the 1980s, still kind of stand up today as being pretty good! They do have a pretty unique expressive quality.

  • @adhodgson1
    @adhodgson1 5 років тому

    This is a superb video and well researched as always. I am registered blind myself and I really liked the fact you ran it with JAWS to show people how the screen reader works. Its worth noticing that this speech synth gets commonly confused with the Macintosh system voice, which is used for example on the benny benassi Satisfaction track. There are some Dectalk voices used in some tracks, the only one I know of is Mike Oldfield's Surfing on the Light and Shade album. The TextAssist package from Creative which they shipped with some of their soundcards (with utilities such as TextOle etc) also used the Dectalk voice, for a long while this is what I used to read documents as back then a Dectalk synth plus screen reader (without the cost of the computer) would probably set you back just over $2000. Of course these days we use JAWS for Windows with software speech synthesis, but during the 90's you just couldn't get responsive speech output quickly enough without using dedicated hardware such as this. I actually have a Dectalk Express somewhere myself, this is the same as the Dectalk PC but in an external package with a serial port, the advantage of this was that it worked past Windows NT (the Dectalk PC being an ISA card). You may not know but the software on the Dectalks is actually on flash ROM, and you could upgrade this, but the version you have I believe is the best and the last version done by DEC.

    • @setoth1234
      @setoth1234 5 місяців тому

      Not to mention, the Windows soundcard limitations. You couldn't have multiple wave sources going to the same output, it would throw up an error or abort sound playback, so a hardware speech synth was the way to go.

  • @bdog840
    @bdog840 5 років тому +5

    Weather band radio stations used DECtalk for many years.

  • @Somefool669
    @Somefool669 5 років тому +52

    Fitter
    Happier
    More productive
    Regular exercise at the gym
    Three days a week

    • @PrickSlickfield
      @PrickSlickfield 5 років тому +10

      a pig
      in a cage
      on antibiotics

    • @lemonworm
      @lemonworm 5 років тому +6

      came looking for this comment :)

    • @Somefool669
      @Somefool669 5 років тому

      @@lemonworm same here! :)

  • @NordiusOfficial
    @NordiusOfficial 5 років тому +24

    Really nobody is gonna talk about this mans supersonic type-speed?

    • @MrMiss-cp9bw
      @MrMiss-cp9bw 5 років тому +2

      Not that impressive 😉
      10:08 Look at the screen - It's edited 😂

    • @NordiusOfficial
      @NordiusOfficial 5 років тому +2

      I know

  • @Killacorn
    @Killacorn 5 років тому

    I'm addicted to lgr videos! I watched so many of them in the last few weeks! I f****** love this guy

  • @recommendedforyou6235
    @recommendedforyou6235 4 роки тому

    Nice to be reminded of the need and usefulness of this piece of hardware. A lot of people were very grateful for this.

  • @ssfn1_
    @ssfn1_ 5 років тому +4

    19:12 This reminded me of the "I Feel Fantastic" music video.

  • @EarlofBaltimore
    @EarlofBaltimore 5 років тому +15

    I'm pretty sure Radiohead used this device on the OK Computer album

    • @mickkeeble3079
      @mickkeeble3079 5 років тому +2

      Definitely the the voice on the track "Fitter Happier".

    • @fuzzydunlop1753
      @fuzzydunlop1753 4 роки тому

      _I may be paranoid, but not an android_

  • @ryancoke777
    @ryancoke777 5 років тому +3

    I love the speech synthesis in the song Keep Talking by Pink Floyd

  • @cmd_f5
    @cmd_f5 5 років тому +2

    Modern versions of this exist, though the software on the chip is not 4.2.C. Look at the DECTALK USB from Access Solutions. I've got one and it's pretty cool. Have been a big DEC fan for a long time and it was extra cool to get something I could use with a modern system. Also, had no idea the Archive had an emulator of this.
    Great vid.

  • @longstrike7795
    @longstrike7795 5 років тому +1

    I'm glad you gave a shout-out to short-circuit that is my favorite movie of all time

  • @epiendless1128
    @epiendless1128 5 років тому +20

    "Swede with a speech impediment."
    Isn't that a Dane? ;-)
    (Love you guys.)

    • @keithbrown7685
      @keithbrown7685 5 років тому +1

      It's a Finn! Everybody knows it's a Finn. Except the Finns, who are in denial.

    • @thkarape
      @thkarape 5 років тому +3

      Nah the danes sound like drunk germans trying to speak norwegian

  • @peacexlove
    @peacexlove 5 років тому +8

    Wel-come home, Mar-ty. Lord of the Ma-nor... King of the Cast-le...

  • @siemenstraffic
    @siemenstraffic 5 років тому +4

    Greetings and welcome to an LGR, PC Speech Synthesizer thing.

  • @SPNKR76
    @SPNKR76 5 років тому

    Clint, your voice somehow you soothe my soul just listining to you. Keep on man!

  • @Julian-vc2hr
    @Julian-vc2hr 5 років тому

    I lilke your woodgrain PC with the green elements and buttons. It's sooo relaxing to look at it.
    And also projects reliability.

  • @speckd8465
    @speckd8465 5 років тому +5

    19:08 look at the recommended section, have you been watching memes or litsening to minecraft songs?

  • @BrilliantBenGaming
    @BrilliantBenGaming 5 років тому +29

    Red Bull, Breakfast Bowl and LGR is a decent Friday so far

  • @nespc8271
    @nespc8271 5 років тому +14

    so am i the only one who upon hearing the voice think Moonbase alpha *looks through comments* ah ok so im not the only one. great vid LGR

  • @EmoDuck13
    @EmoDuck13 5 років тому

    Watching this in January 2020, and I just noticed Outpost 2 on the lower right (my right) shelf behind you. I loved that game as a kid, and the included novelisation of the game's story was probably what got me into reading books in the first place. Here's hoping for a video on Outpost 2 some day. :)

  • @rbivgq1734
    @rbivgq1734 5 років тому

    I’ve watched a lot of your videos and it’s obvious that your a very smart individual. I’m not so smart but I work in IT and I know some stuff. I’m so delighted to see that you making the robot say dumb is so funny to you because that’s exactly what I’d do and it would crack me up just the same. Sometimes i feel a little immature but fart jokes never go out in my opinion.