He just doesnt have the mental capacity to understand that literally no one is jealous of him and NAL. In fact, id wager that most people would choose a 6 year dry spell over that rancid snatch.
He doesnt have the mental capacity to understand wasting thousands on a soap to get a gf trough the internet really didnt have anything to do with the soap.
Gets 40$ to go live, and proceeds to spend over half of the money on a cab ride to get alcohol. Totally not addicted toobz. Better not be blaming US for your mush mouth soda shop saga BOY!
The hilarious part is he could have literally got it delivered from door dash, uber eats, ect, ect... but chose to pay for a cab to go get it. For an alcoholic you'd think his money management would be better pertaining to his booze. 😂
Just wait until Clunt dies, that's when the real show begins.. you think Tanis or the family-redux is going to want to put their lives on hold too take care of a boggy baby that won't grow up?
man, you are totally onto something.. Imagine if every person ordered all their grociers and ate it on stream as a 'business expense writeoff".... that totally wouldnt work ha
The comedy of him sitting on the bug throne, getting drunk while he’s in the negative.. but still manages the delusions that he is better than everyone else
Bro, it's WAY easier to yell at your phone over and over for 10 minutes straight, than to navigate two menus (max) and tap the "do not disturb" option. Who has time for all THAT hassle?!?
His wand making is only in his mind now..When's the last time he made one and actually shipped it out ?? He should buy wands and pretend he made them.. mark those up and ship them out.
Homedad definitely isn't reporting Josh's outgoings truthfully even though he said he was. I can't see him keeping track of Cobra's overdraft fees to begin with.
I wouldn't be surprised if he's doing the DSP thing and just claiming every dollar he spends on food, alcohol, and toys is a business expense because he "reviews" them
@@pacmanrespector9552 I can imagine Phil doing his own bookkeeping, but not Cobra. I'm pretty sure he's degraded far enough to where he signs delivery forms with an X like an illiterate peasant in the 1500s
Its always nice to hear his only aspiration is winning the lottery. Meanwhile, there's not a lotto ticket in sight. Only a -200 paypal and a bottle of booze he begged for. Shame. 😅
Can you imagine him building a toy gun factory and buying a bar? The worst investment combo I ever heard of but he wouldnt see much of that money since Clint would seize control of it.
In his last Facebook video didn’t he say something like “I got my wands, got my donations, got my UA-cam videos, I’m goooooood on money” like a few days ago? I can’t with this regarded goober.
Jorsh cheating on Stephanie is utterly HILARIOUS. She cheated on him so he "did the same" although there is zero proof that he actually did. He says it cause he thinks it makes him seem cool 😂
It's actually a lot more of a contentious issue than that. If you watch stephanie's break up video, she says the reason they broke up ultimately was he joked about raping her and she felt unsafe so she left.. Sure, she had cheated on him, and he only told her about his alleged cheating after they broke up, but now that's the only thing he cites every time he brings up the break up. So the cheating is a cope, but it's much more of a cover up story. Josh is a sicko and he doesn't want you to know it, so he invents the hilarious story of him cheating with his best friend couch chris in the back of a van with a pregnant woman for cigarettes. To this day , couch chris will not do an interview for anybody involved in the cobraverse.
@Sick_Pencil Josh has demonstrated many times before and after this event that he is a sicko. Specifically, I've heard Josh joke about rape many times before he and steph broke up... but not once after. Now he says that it's not cool to joke about rape, why did that happen all of a sudden? (BTW Stephanie isn't pc in any way she's kind of a dirtball midwest 7-one of the boys typa gal. She never said that he tried to rape her, she said that he made a bad joke about having the ability to rape her and she felt unsafe [obviously because he could have easily done that if he wanted to] so she left him. Go and watch her video, it's still up)
I seen where Bonobo apes were able to complete simple tasks on smart phones after being taught, so Cobra should take pride in the fact that he could possibly be as advanced as a primate if he keeps learning.
@@butttrumpet698 Anything that requires dexterity of any sort, and he's got a fight on his hands, opening plastic or paper bags even has him struggling.
Jesus christ, totally not an alcoholic. Dude thinks filling a shaker pint half way with liquor is one drink. Dude still thinks it takes 4+ hours to make a sandwich as well all because he cant cook even the most basic items without doing one thing at a time. lol
I use to drink gallons like him, we're even the same age, I almost died in the hospital because I had the audacity to try and quit. Josh is not going to die like he wants, it's going to be a long, long road of suffering, recovery and then more suffering as you face the worst thing you have ever seen in your life: yourself. Good luck Jorb.
He used to be somewhat responsible years ago. As he actually set money aside from his paychecks for rent and such. Although he had his debt card taken from him.
It wouldn't be 5 minutes after getting the job. He would go live, and start making extremely obvious comments about where it was he got a job thinking only cool cobras would understand his secret language. Lol
@@narnbrez yeah I was honestly just thinking the same thing… it’s cheap flavored rum, and he’s trying to get messed up, so I kinda understand why he pours so much in.
The fact that he’s giving dating advice is so funny. Because he bagged a -5 out of 10. He’s more worried about proving his “trolls” wrong and that he can get laid
You know youre an alcoholic when you start mixing beer into hard liquor 😂 i saw an old video of him yesterday (im new to the cobraverse) and he seemed so much more functional and chill. YT, alcohol and involuntary abstinence has tainted this mans soul.
for me it's the the fact that after doing this for over a decade, he still hasn't realized/acknowledged that the "fans" and the "trolls" are not actually separate groups of people
How did Jessica not have enough money to Uber home from the airport when she left Josh's but somehow has the money to fly across the country again less than a month later? Make it make sense.
Imagine the detailing the cab driver had to do to wash the stench of bog outta the upholstery. At that point just torch it and collect the insurance, I'm sure if you showed them some of these videos they would understand
My father who drove trucks, and sold big houses as a realtor fulltime... can barely afford with a disabled bad back.. meanwhile cobes gets home and food and funds and can totally work a normal job at one of the two superwalmarts in casper...
Cobes would make more work for the people he’d work with. This is the same dude who couldn’t get unsweetened and sweetened iced tea right when he worked at Wendy’s. You should hear how he tried to stop an overflowing toilet. He couldn’t be a cart boy at Walmart because he’s clumsy and everyone’s cars would have dents in them. He couldn’t be a stock boy because he’d end up putting things in the wrong place. This is the same guy who can’t figure out how a tripod for his phone works. He once wore a bike helmet to open a can because he can’t use a can opener. His coworkers would spend more time babysitting him and fixing his problems than actually working. ETA: he can’t even work Siri in this video. He mostly used talk to text and is barely literate.
@@elainewalls1965 my point is, you're worse than the people that give him money. at least josh is creating the content. these idiots are just reposting his content, and taking advantage of the fact that josh doesn't know how to copyright strike these people. my goal is to help josh get his money. i genuinely hope all of the reposting channels disappear within the year due to copyright strikes. its joshs money.
He only goes live when his bank balance is in the negative. He’s been parroting Jessica a lot lately word for word. It’s sad to see that for all his talk before this relationship if that’s what you want to call it, he’s backpedaled on everything he’s said including using protection and taking things slow. She’s not only commandeered Josh himself (he was highly unresponsive) her entire visit and not since she’s left but she’s also taken over his channel and mind (what he had of one) it’s so sad to see how he just doesn’t see or understand her agenda and how easily he’s been manipulated for some filthy , used , strange. I’ve lost what little respect I had for him and can’t bare to watch these😊 two anymore. Just catch updates here and there so thanks 😃👍🏻
yeah. i completely agree, this is an awful downfall and hes letting someone else have control of it. hes in control of absolutely nothing anymore even with a few states between them. if he had only 10 viewers there would be no jessica, hes on the road there. i just really hope they dont bring a crippling disabled baby from a 40 year old drug addict into this world.
In his mind (like he said about the dry spell) was a living Styx for him. So now that he found someone who gives him kitty he's willing to throw his life the rest at least away. He's a bogboi who knows he won't get his clock tower. So an of age gf who's alive will have to do.
He keeps saying that he's got a woman who's crazy about him... At least he's half right.... Badum tish.... The advice on how to get a lady is priceless too... "maybe work on your personality" Ha Even his phone has had enough of his crap
This guy has mixed all sorts of random ingredients together and never has he said anything tasted less than excellent. I'm thinking the plaque has encrusted his taste buds to the point that he actually doesn't taste anything.
@@Ninikyu95 What you need to remember is that the boglim is a massive poseur, he doesn't actually like the taste of alcohol, but likes the feeling of being drunk. So he mixes soda and sweet crap to cover the taste.
He’s really such a bastard for turning off chat and asking for money just to go live or turn chat back on. People should stop giving him money he needs a wake up call
I'm imagining a scenario in which he somehow got all the licensing and the building secured. Opening day, a Casper Public Works bulldozer shows up and just preemptively bulldozes it.
Seeing his teeth blacked out by the chewing tobacco made me realize how comical it'll look when they get replaced by Boogie-style fake chompers. Ridiculous overbite coming in nicely toobz.
No sandwich in the universe should take close to 4 and half hours to make. Unless you’re like smoking a butt for hours to make some dank pulled pork sandwiches but we know this regard cannot do anything remotely technical like that.
“I will go live when I feel like it.” 2:48 “I feel like it” is Boglim Slang for, “My account is in the negative for the 5th time this month off $50 pizza doordashes and booze”.
I think he just 'threw down the gauntlet' for the next time NAL is there. Some really dedicated trolls are going to be calling every business in town that they could possibly go to.
He just doesnt have the mental capacity to understand that literally no one is jealous of him and NAL. In fact, id wager that most people would choose a 6 year dry spell over that rancid snatch.
Cobra is a sicko for hooking up with nal.
But it smells like Wendy’s.
He doesnt have the mental capacity to understand wasting thousands on a soap to get a gf trough the internet really didnt have anything to do with the soap.
Agreed 💯!!
ignorance is bliss, some say. I wish to be that lost in the sauce when Im josh's age (52)
Gets 40$ to go live, and proceeds to spend over half of the money on a cab ride to get alcohol. Totally not addicted toobz. Better not be blaming US for your mush mouth soda shop saga BOY!
The hilarious part is he could have literally got it delivered from door dash, uber eats, ect, ect... but chose to pay for a cab to go get it. For an alcoholic you'd think his money management would be better pertaining to his booze. 😂
@Ninikyu95 right?? He doordashes every other bottle he gets. Why take a cab this time? 😂
@@WhiteTigerOG That way he could begin to drink on the ride home. Not an alcoholic.
@TheZodiacRipper Good point- probably withdrawaling and getting the shakes.
@@Ninikyu95he has no reason to budget when he has paypigs at his every beck and call.
Room temperature beverages. I've never seen this boy with a single ice cube.
well the cold might make his teeth hurt, and he might chip a tooth if he bit down on an icecube
better send a few large bags
Warm beer 🤢
You think he has the ambition and patience and forethought to fill ice cube trays?
He doesn't know how to make ice.
His life is always in the negative.
He chooses it. He could straighten the hell up and actually be a someone. Sad!!!! 😢
thats putting it lightly
Just wait until Clunt dies, that's when the real show begins.. you think Tanis or the family-redux is going to want to put their lives on hold too take care of a boggy baby that won't grow up?
@@DETRACT0RD00M Cobes will be dead long before Clint
So are the ppl watching him
the mental gymnastics to justify his door dashing and drinking as “food reviews” and “drink combos” is amazing to watch
Also, not even close to a legal writeoff....
also.. highly reportable as fraud.... ps, Joe just hired over 87,000 new agents for that specific reason
man, you are totally onto something..
Imagine if every person ordered all their grociers and ate it on stream as a 'business expense writeoff".... that totally wouldnt work ha
And tax write offs..😂
Business expenses, toobz.
the video diary of a man too intelligent for therapy
I'd love to know what his therapist thinks about Jessica hahahaha
It was hilarious when he said he’s far too intelligent for therapy and then minutes later it took him five minutes to add 10+15 on a calculator
The comedy of him sitting on the bug throne, getting drunk while he’s in the negative.. but still manages the delusions that he is better than everyone else
Cobes knows nothing about ozzy, nothing about women, nothing about cooking and nothing about being musician. It is what it is Siri
He definitely doesn't know anything about smelling good
But you digress 🤷🏻♂️
Tactical soap
Twu
@@TieroneThree-iu3sh It wears the soap on its clothes or else you get 5% of next order.
"I'll never fucking cheat again."
Yeah cause Jessica would probably cut you if she caught that happening Josh.
I don’t even watch him anymore I just catch up through bog chron 😂
Only way my man I won't support his chanel
Best way, really.
I don't think I've watched his actual channel since like 2017. I'm not even sure why anyone would.
He becomes more and more unbearable by the day
TMDWU
He doesn't really like Jessica. It's the only woman he can get.
Well somehow jokes on us since we dont have an saggy and soggy addict leaching off us...
I dont wanna imagine him winning lol
He used to have this silly charm to him. Now he's just annoying.
and his wonky eyes used to make all the stupid and hateful shit he says seem a lot less serious. now it’s all so spiteful
Totally agree. He used to have charisma. Now he is just a husk
Why spend minutes yelling at Siri to turn on your do not disturb rather than slide down and put it on DND? 😂 Bodboi can't learn 😂😂
Im convinced he has no clue that feature exists😂
Apparently Siri had it's own do not disturb on.
because he is highly regarded.
Ikr!!! 😂😂😂😂😂 takes 2 seconds to do yet here Boglim is taking over 2 min 😂😂😂
He has no idea how to do it 😂
i use to feel bad for cobes but now i just wanna continue watching his downward spiral.
He honestly fascinates me.
he abuses animals.
you never should’ve felt bad
@@anferneee777can you abuse something if you can't mentally understand it
Same
@@pepsibIuethat doesn't apply to cobes.
Cobra's inability to use or understand Siri is a classic
Bro, it's WAY easier to yell at your phone over and over for 10 minutes straight, than to navigate two menus (max) and tap the "do not disturb" option.
Who has time for all THAT hassle?!?
It's an Android
@@baconsarny-geddon8298lmaooo ikr, how does he know what songs to look up, when he cant even swipe down and use DND. 😂😂
@@baconsarny-geddon8298my 'do not disturb' is on the pull down menu. It takes half a second.
@punishedmatteson7108 Literally half a second 😂😂
Hes always talking about making more wands, but I never see him making any of them.
His equipment is broken, I believe.
His wand making is only in his mind now..When's the last time he made one and actually shipped it out ?? He should buy wands and pretend he made them.. mark those up and ship them out.
@@storytimewithunclekumaran5004that requires effort and planing.
@@REfan2002maybe but he was making wands well before he had a lathe
@@gatsu8634 He was, when they actually was handmade from hand picked wood. There is no way he will go back to doing that.
Imagine spending 4 1/2 hours to fry two pieces of chicken and some bacon.
Cooking for about 27 minutes and Micawaving the other 4 hours! TMDWU 😅
4th degree burnt chicken dryer then the sahara desert. Bacon so overcooked it shatters into bits when touched.
"I wrote it off as a business expense" Hilarious if true, but I'm sure Clunt is the one doing his taxes and knows better.
He is doing that for him.
Homedad definitely isn't reporting Josh's outgoings truthfully even though he said he was. I can't see him keeping track of Cobra's overdraft fees to begin with.
There’s no way he’s claiming donations. UA-cam money but not donations.
I wouldn't be surprised if he's doing the DSP thing and just claiming every dollar he spends on food, alcohol, and toys is a business expense because he "reviews" them
@@pacmanrespector9552 I can imagine Phil doing his own bookkeeping, but not Cobra. I'm pretty sure he's degraded far enough to where he signs delivery forms with an X like an illiterate peasant in the 1500s
Its always nice to hear his only aspiration is winning the lottery.
Meanwhile, there's not a lotto ticket in sight. Only a -200 paypal and a bottle of booze he begged for. Shame. 😅
When Jessica and him were talking about winning the lottery because they deserved it was so funny.
We deserve it because we are a stain on society!!
Can you imagine him building a toy gun factory and buying a bar? The worst investment combo I ever heard of but he wouldnt see much of that money since Clint would seize control of it.
Jessica “almost won the lottery once” if you never heard her mention it…
I'm here for it
As Dale Gribble said " You can't win it, if you ain't in it"
Is Jessica the 39yo that looks 60?
hey Siri, hey Siri, hey Siri LMFAO.
In his last Facebook video didn’t he say something like “I got my wands, got my donations, got my UA-cam videos, I’m goooooood on money” like a few days ago? I can’t with this regarded goober.
He’s been buying things and sending Jess money so there ya go. -200$ balance.
@@LuisaD93He got caught up in the glitz and glamour of it all. That’s our boy..
Jorsh cheating on Stephanie is utterly HILARIOUS. She cheated on him so he "did the same" although there is zero proof that he actually did. He says it cause he thinks it makes him seem cool 😂
I personally think she was cheating first, and he came up with the story to see cool and edgy
It's actually a lot more of a contentious issue than that. If you watch stephanie's break up video, she says the reason they broke up ultimately was he joked about raping her and she felt unsafe so she left.. Sure, she had cheated on him, and he only told her about his alleged cheating after they broke up, but now that's the only thing he cites every time he brings up the break up. So the cheating is a cope, but it's much more of a cover up story. Josh is a sicko and he doesn't want you to know it, so he invents the hilarious story of him cheating with his best friend couch chris in the back of a van with a pregnant woman for cigarettes. To this day , couch chris will not do an interview for anybody involved in the cobraverse.
@@demonofjapantexbook jorp
@Sick_Pencil Josh has demonstrated many times before and after this event that he is a sicko. Specifically, I've heard Josh joke about rape many times before he and steph broke up... but not once after. Now he says that it's not cool to joke about rape, why did that happen all of a sudden?
(BTW Stephanie isn't pc in any way she's kind of a dirtball midwest 7-one of the boys typa gal. She never said that he tried to rape her, she said that he made a bad joke about having the ability to rape her and she felt unsafe [obviously because he could have easily done that if he wanted to] so she left him. Go and watch her video, it's still up)
@@FruitytangI always chuckled the way Steph "cheated" on Cobes by having Anul sex something that Cobe didn't want to try
I seen where Bonobo apes were able to complete simple tasks on smart phones after being taught, so Cobra should take pride in the fact that he could possibly be as advanced as a primate if he keeps learning.
Humans are primates, but I digress
The bog can’t even work Siri… much less understand what a write-off is
I love laughing at ppl who think they know what a write off is. What a tool
Dont forget can openers. They're one of his biggest Opps
@@butttrumpet698 Anything that requires dexterity of any sort, and he's got a fight on his hands, opening plastic or paper bags even has him struggling.
Jesus christ, totally not an alcoholic. Dude thinks filling a shaker pint half way with liquor is one drink. Dude still thinks it takes 4+ hours to make a sandwich as well all because he cant cook even the most basic items without doing one thing at a time. lol
I use to drink gallons like him, we're even the same age, I almost died in the hospital because I had the audacity to try and quit. Josh is not going to die like he wants, it's going to be a long, long road of suffering, recovery and then more suffering as you face the worst thing you have ever seen in your life: yourself. Good luck Jorb.
"Tastes like a Piña Colada.." dude's never even had a decent Margharita.. regard
It is 21% ABV which means it is half-strength rum. He's highly regarded.
I think you're giving him too much credit by saying recovery will be any part of his slow decent into hell.@@Beardqt
@@daggern00bI know man, but for some reason I still have hope for him
Imagine Josh had to work to pay for what he has for free.....
Do you think he would still be so smug ??
Probably, hard to tell with our slow in the mind bog
He couldn’t even keep private details about Jessica’s mental problems, if he even thought about a job he’s going to talk about it
He used to be somewhat responsible years ago. As he actually set money aside from his paychecks for rent and such. Although he had his debt card taken from him.
It wouldn't be 5 minutes after getting the job. He would go live, and start making extremely obvious comments about where it was he got a job thinking only cool cobras would understand his secret language. Lol
Yup cause to feels the need to feed into his Bordism thru a lense and talking to no one.
i love how he calls it his “first drink” like it’s a drink at a bar instead of a Bogmix of 1/4 of a bottle of rum and a beer
Easily 3-4 standard drinks in that first glass
@@roe__joganit's flavored rum at half strength. often these fruity flavored liquors are heavily diluted
Bogmix lol💀
@@narnbrez yeah I was honestly just thinking the same thing… it’s cheap flavored rum, and he’s trying to get messed up, so I kinda understand why he pours so much in.
I'm still trying to figure out how Tactical Soap helped him attract someone who never even smelled it because they met online *shrug
That's bog-logic for ya
Because he also bought the soap online 🙄 Please try to pay attention..
@@charleschristianson2730 dang, you're right
I heard he's not affiliated with them anymore. Someone sent them videos on how bad of a person he is.
it's an aura type of thing...hard to explain...but l digress
Holy crap he's annoying.
His existence is just a mild inconvenience for the rest of humankind.
Amazing that the time it takes him to have siri put him in dnd, he could have done it himself in a quarter of the time. Nimrod.
Dude he is austistic bro cmon bro give the guy a break bro cmon dood TWU
😂
@@RobotFilms101 "high functioning" remember.....
He probably cant even find the settings
allegedly @@Nenezilla
I don’t know how this buffoon does it, but he even made pouring liquid sound terrible and gross. Brilliant.
Even his pour is disgusting, smug and annoying.
The hey siri part had me in fucking stitches.... the master of unintentional comedy tmdwu
I kinda miss the wood chips.
Not to be a pedant but if it takes you 4½ hours to make a sandwich can that really be described as a hack?
Hmmmm, Josh uses words in the wrong manner a lot of times and you just used pedant in the wrong manner.
You are Josh Saunders!!!
@@adamvalerio1377 Cobra would say "pendant"
@@adamvalerio1377but I digress
Pedantic?
@@adamvalerio1377 no they used it correctly. Pedant is a noun
"I'm $5000 in the negative on child support to Jessica, toobz. It is what it is, it's neither here nor there"
But I digress...
No skin off my shoes toobz
The fact that he’s giving dating advice is so funny. Because he bagged a -5 out of 10. He’s more worried about proving his “trolls” wrong and that he can get laid
Dude is well on the way to killing his channel. Jesicko has made him so much more smug and insufferable.
That's what the She Demon Lilith is doing alright.
@@richardeastland9228she don’t deserve the name Lilith!!
You'd think so, but he seems to have that same inexplicable plot armor as the Colorado Vulture and the Akron Hobgoblin.
Cobes wants to own a bar because ozzie Osbourne did before black sabbath. He was a terrible owner, much like cobra would be if he owned a bar
I legitimately didn’t know that and I’m probably more into Ozzy than he is (well, Sabbath and the first 3 solo records).
He's based his whole personality off Ozzy and he couldn't even name 5 of his songs on the spot
I doubt he even knows Ozzy owned a bar, for someone he worships he knows essentially nothing about him.
Cant even go live without safe space mode on and being terrified of his phone. The troles rule his sad life lol
You know youre an alcoholic when you start mixing beer into hard liquor 😂 i saw an old video of him yesterday (im new to the cobraverse) and he seemed so much more functional and chill. YT, alcohol and involuntary abstinence has tainted this mans soul.
In his mind cutting liquor with beer is him reducing his drinking
Don’t forget the duster that’s addled his brain
@@georgia19801and paint fumes from the wands
the thing that gets me the most with cobes is how he still, after all this time, falls for the "dont go live BOY" shit, it flabberghasts me
for me it's the the fact that after doing this for over a decade, he still hasn't realized/acknowledged that the "fans" and the "trolls" are not actually separate groups of people
As soon as He thought about chatterbait he ended stream
Man this guy doesn't get enough love for how much work he does for the homies
Josh turning off chat really does hurt this channel.
"I'll start my own bar." Lmaoooooo Imagine this dude trying to apply for a liquor license. Absurd!
As far as I know, he's been fired from one bar and banned from two.
he's honest about needing money for booze though lol
The Boglim has his standards
I wish I could write off my alcoholism as a "business expense"
You literally can. Losses from miscellaneous income spills over into your w2 taxes
How did Jessica not have enough money to Uber home from the airport when she left Josh's but somehow has the money to fly across the country again less than a month later? Make it make sense.
It’s amazing how these jobless bums make money appear out of thin air
I love how "better not go live BOI" affects him so much.
Imagine the detailing the cab driver had to do to wash the stench of bog outta the upholstery. At that point just torch it and collect the insurance, I'm sure if you showed them some of these videos they would understand
I was wondering why he turned off the chat. Well, I guess we know why.
I stopped watching him completely and just watch boglim chronicles it's the best channel I've watched for a good laugh thank you boglim chronicles
"I wanted the money for booze, not gonna lie," we know Jord, we know. TMDWU
My father who drove trucks, and sold big houses as a realtor fulltime... can barely afford with a disabled bad back.. meanwhile cobes gets home and food and funds and can totally work a normal job at one of the two superwalmarts in casper...
Cobes would make more work for the people he’d work with. This is the same dude who couldn’t get unsweetened and sweetened iced tea right when he worked at Wendy’s. You should hear how he tried to stop an overflowing toilet. He couldn’t be a cart boy at Walmart because he’s clumsy and everyone’s cars would have dents in them. He couldn’t be a stock boy because he’d end up putting things in the wrong place. This is the same guy who can’t figure out how a tripod for his phone works. He once wore a bike helmet to open a can because he can’t use a can opener. His coworkers would spend more time babysitting him and fixing his problems than actually working.
ETA: he can’t even work Siri in this video. He mostly used talk to text and is barely literate.
@@unfurlinglotusflower6939 he couldn't be a stock boy because he can't read. also he once said that fish is a type of dairy
what are you bitching about now?
If your dad sold "big houses" fulltime he should have a diverse portfolio by now. What did he spend the money on? 😂
I don't think he can work a normal job, he's too regarded.
Every time he says the words drink combos, he sets the record for the oldest person ever who said the word drink combos. Pretty amazing.
Getting drunk to spite the troles TWU
Lmao I love that he tries to pretend he has superchats off by choice "for da fans" and not because his account monetization is restricted.
I will never understand why people give him money.
For content, he'll be boring if he just sat there with nothing
Yet here you are, giving money to the guy who reposts all his videos.
@@trevandezz5959 Your point is??????
@@elainewalls1965 my point is, you're worse than the people that give him money. at least josh is creating the content. these idiots are just reposting his content, and taking advantage of the fact that josh doesn't know how to copyright strike these people. my goal is to help josh get his money. i genuinely hope all of the reposting channels disappear within the year due to copyright strikes. its joshs money.
@@trevandezz5959 Okay dent. Roll along now.
He only goes live when his bank balance is in the negative. He’s been parroting Jessica a lot lately word for word. It’s sad to see that for all his talk before this relationship if that’s what you want to call it, he’s backpedaled on everything he’s said including using protection and taking things slow. She’s not only commandeered Josh himself (he was highly unresponsive) her entire visit and not since she’s left but she’s also taken over his channel and mind (what he had of one) it’s so sad to see how he just doesn’t see or understand her agenda and how easily he’s been manipulated for some filthy , used , strange. I’ve lost what little respect I had for him and can’t bare to watch these😊 two anymore. Just catch updates here and there so thanks 😃👍🏻
yeah. i completely agree, this is an awful downfall and hes letting someone else have control of it. hes in control of absolutely nothing anymore even with a few states between them. if he had only 10 viewers there would be no jessica, hes on the road there. i just really hope they dont bring a crippling disabled baby from a 40 year old drug addict into this world.
@@paperwizard5982 u & me both!
In his mind (like he said about the dry spell) was a living Styx for him. So now that he found someone who gives him kitty he's willing to throw his life the rest at least away. He's a bogboi who knows he won't get his clock tower. So an of age gf who's alive will have to do.
A half glass of vodka with some bud light lime and mountain dew baha blast. Tastes just like a Pina Colada!!!!
Yeah, I'm still trying to make the math work on that one.
It's rum trole
Pina colada: two parts rum one part coconut milk one part pineapple juice.
Cobes: Mountain Dew, beer, bugs, whatever
Coconut rum troll
Jorsche struggling to get siri to put his phone on silent for minutes instead of just.. doing it
He keeps saying that he's got a woman who's crazy about him... At least he's half right.... Badum tish....
The advice on how to get a lady is priceless too... "maybe work on your personality" Ha
Even his phone has had enough of his crap
Jorsh losing fights to Siri is my favorite part of Cobra content.
This guy has mixed all sorts of random ingredients together and never has he said anything tasted less than excellent. I'm thinking the plaque has encrusted his taste buds to the point that he actually doesn't taste anything.
What else he's supposed to say ? That it's bad ? Then the trolls would win.
@artur6912 Man's face doesn't even wince when he takes a swig- that's dedication.
@Ninikyu95 Not a wince but he really has to fight it down sometimes
Friskies stream,Snail Bogrritos with Chairbugs?are you new here toobz or just a trole..?
@@Ninikyu95 What you need to remember is that the boglim is a massive poseur, he doesn't actually like the taste of alcohol, but likes the feeling of being drunk. So he mixes soda and sweet crap to cover the taste.
The people that send Jorp all this money are even more regarded than him. Maybe they should start live streaming.
Negative $200? Does he understand how interest works? Does he understand he has to pay all that back and then some?
Money is something that just magically comes to him without having to do anything, so it’s no skin off his shoes dood
Pretty sure he thinks going negative is a regular part of life everyone deals with all the time.
I'm currently at negative $12 in my bank but unlike Jorb, I'm actually sober enough to know to pay the bank before it gets worse. TWU
You must be new here. He's negative 200 every week
Thats for Clint to worry about not Josh
"I wanted the money for some booze I aint gonna lie" sums up his entire life
Ebogging time
Why would someone go to a restaurant and buy a pitcher of beer and want a soda?
To make a bog combo of course the sugar in the soda does in fact make the beer stronger
Regardation
He’s really such a bastard for turning off chat and asking for money just to go live or turn chat back on. People should stop giving him money he needs a wake up call
I'd love to know exactly how much money he could've saved on Doordash and overdraft fees by getting his bike repaired.
Them tooth nubs are getting darker and darker man.. sheesh
Its okay jessica dont mind the gingivitis or step throat she could contract from frenching the boglim 🤢
TWU
TMDWU toobz
Legend!
This guy
Now it’s a party!
What does TWU mean i keep seeing it and feel left out😭
I just don't understand how Josh gets up in the morning, looks at his hair in the mirror, and goes "yeah that's sick"
Isn’t tactical soap not even a sponsor anymore? 😂 Does he even realize yet?
His affiliate code is ZERO% and has been for awhile! Joshy doesn't have a clue...😂
Hasn’t got a clue!
I just looked. Looks like it still works. for like %5 of an order lol
They were never a sponsor.
i was getting more and more nervous for the state of the phone the longer that interaction went on
Siri has been acting real cute
the HIV is getting to him
what are the signs its getting him :(
@@BigPoopsOnlyhis hair lmao
Cobras Cantina: Condemned and demolished By the Department of Hygiene and Sanitation for being an Immediate and life threatening health hazard
I'm imagining a scenario in which he somehow got all the licensing and the building secured. Opening day, a Casper Public Works bulldozer shows up and just preemptively bulldozes it.
Hey Siri, Hey Siri, Hey Siri, Hey Siri, Hey Siri, Hey Siri, Hey Siri, Hey Siri, Hey Siri, Hey Siri, Hey Siri, Hey Siri, why is Jawshy so shy?
Everything he does is highly regarded. The way he wrapped his headphones around the phone twu.
Seeing his teeth blacked out by the chewing tobacco made me realize how comical it'll look when they get replaced by Boogie-style fake chompers. Ridiculous overbite coming in nicely toobz.
When he says "ill get that figured out" he means his fans will get that figured out.
If he actually made and sold his wands I bet he could make some money, does he even actually sell the wands or even make them anymore?
What and make him work 😱
He laughs like he's the character that figures out the endgame in an anime.
The boy doesn't do anything cause even knows muppets will give him money for nothing
And chick ( jessica) for free
That's the way to do it (TWU)
I do this for the booze.. I mean the fans
I’m tired of hearing about his tactical soap. He probably smells terrible
Dude has had an iPhone 6 for 10 years and can’t put do not disturb on without Siri.
Ive got his walking potion right here: 10 parts sugar, 90 parts whiskey.
only babycakes would think cobra is a real wizard
Fck yeah Brad Neeley
Siri… going against the grain..
How can you be an alcoholic who doesn't like alcohol? He has the tastes of a child.
Alcoholics like the effects of booze not the taste, doodt.
you ought to engrave that mark into your door, lest the bogwich horror comes for you!
The pride is before the fall. It's so funny when his inflated ego matches his inflated gourd.
200 negative. Might just make 3 wands for 100 each. So he'll have the money to ship the wands he charged people 100 bucks each for....business 101
Or drink combos!🎉
Methica only wants to go back cause she didnt get pregnant the first time
Hey guys, is this the great content that you were all whining about nal “ruining”?
No sandwich in the universe should take close to 4 and half hours to make. Unless you’re like smoking a butt for hours to make some dank pulled pork sandwiches but we know this regard cannot do anything remotely technical like that.
“I will go live when I feel like it.”
2:48
“I feel like it” is Boglim Slang for, “My account is in the negative for the 5th time this month off $50 pizza doordashes and booze”.
Self awareness is not his strong suit. LOL.
@@JaySplash00His self-awareness requires Shon to act as a conduit. I don't know how, but out of the two of them Shon is the most sensible one.
A little bit more won't hurt...as his liver screams in agony.
goddamn those are some heavy pours. he almost polished off that bottle in an hour and a half and doesn’t seem too phased by it. proud of the BOY
It’s just a SPLASH, BOI. 😂😂
I think he just 'threw down the gauntlet' for the next time NAL is there. Some really dedicated trolls are going to be calling every business in town that they could possibly go to.