Ordering for Your Drunk Friends at the Drive-Through - Nick Swardson
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- Nick Swardson illustrates what it’s like to order for your drunk friends at a drive-through and imagines the first time someone experienced brain freeze. (Contains strong language.)
Original airdate: May 30, 2015
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This guy's great in every movie he has been in...no matter how small his part he has always stood out...he's hilarious
I first saw him as that gay roller skating prostitute on Reno 911🤣
He's a real one ❤
"I mean...I got to get home dude..."
I cant just appear at my home
Mc Bongrip hush
I need a transport
💀
😂😂
This guy's been my favorite comedian since I was 10.
AWESOMENESS
“Try ice if u want but, there are demons inside of it” truer words have never been spoken my friend
Nick, in real life, is a South Park character.
Dude does he voice some of the characters or something? I was getting those vibes from him too
@@tyrizzlemanizzle unless he was a guest voice actor on an episode one time then no he wasn't. Almost all the voices are done by Matt and Trey themselves
🤣🤣
I never heard of Swardson doing South Park voices. It's Trey, Matt, and occasionally Bill Hader.
Butters
I was watching this right after my parents died and needed comedy in my life. I laughed so hard I cried. Thank You Nick!
🤣🌹-Jennifer
"Jack Daniels, fucking... good luck." Best ad ever LOL
That brain freeze joke is one of my favorites of all time. Short and to the point. I just got a brain freeze the other day when I was sick. I thought of this joke. Glad it came up in my recommend.
I have never ever had one!!! I get throat freeze instead!! My throat freezes shut and I can’t breathe! Isn’t that fucking weird?!
@@linziRyan1965 Throat freeze makes me want to beat the crap out of myself and if cops were nearby I'd definitely go for his gun hoping he'd use it on me.
Headaches and hurting brains are definitely markers for "Wussies".
Nick just covered 87 specific moments that happen for a young man between the ages of 18 and 18.3
I’m turning 19 in a few days and I still haven’t experienced this
You're boring dude, you don't need to be 18 to be a lil reckless. Send it bro
@@markguzman7412 im 34 and still reckless, opened a capri sun in the dark the other day...
This is true..I was a girl that age once..😂✌️-Jennifer Dylans' mom 😆
Nick is so undoubtedly underrated, I first saw him when I was 13 and he’s easily top ten wish he did more specials
You saw him when you were 13 and he's easily in the top ten? What did he do a show at the children's hospital?
My all time favorite comedian. I've watched everything he's ever done a thousand times and it's still just as funny. I fucking love you nick!
My husband and I may be that one family that watches modern family and chugs Jack Daniels... 😂
Clsssy
Terry were you giving tug jobs at Tacos Tacos? Yea I mean no way I would never do that!!
Especially for $2 dollars!
Doesn't come with fries and drink though.
Lol
Tacos Tacos Tacos Tacos*
I was selling oranges
"Do they have wedding cake?"
He dresses like his mom picked out those clothes for him at Kohl's
More like he dresses like a 40+ year old man desperately grasping at his youth and failing hard.
@@markf.4063 they don't have wedding cake Mark!
Or Kmart
I know right? It’s like he doesn’t care to spend his money on clothes to impress you. Almost like he spends it on stuff that’s actually important
I dress my ten year old. And, we shop at Kohl's. If I didn't dress him he would have zero chance at assimilating to society 😂
" Try ice cream if you want, but there are demons inside of it.."
Dude is awesome in every role he plays in movies… his stand up is solid .. all around cool dude
the brain freeze skit is my absolute favourite
I love every stand up set of his, this is an older one but hilarious every time😂😂
He should come on stage at least once in shorts an roller skates!
LMAO I forgot he was on Reno 911!
You got it, guy, Reno911 4L!
When he said "wedding cake" I thought he meant weed lmfao
same
Love me some wedding cake, the weed first, then the cake, repeat🎯
His bit on brain freeze is hilarious and genious.
I love Nick Swardson and his comedy
“And just chug this handle of jack”
Easily one of my favorite comedians.
Nicks probably my favorite person bro😂😂😂😂😂
The best billboard I ever saw was a Jack Daniels that said "I did WHAT with my sister?" I had to turn around a take a picture. lmao
Ah man the ice-cream bit had me dead
I’ll have the McPussy meal no pickles please
My drunk friend yelled a reply to the question of "any sauce?". "HOW BOUT SOME PUSSY SAUCE?!".
I prefer it without sesame seed buns and no mayo please.
Just meat and buns please.. no mustard, mayo, ketchup, onion or pickle.. :x
@@IsaiahMT2 She can hold the pickle, Giggity.
hold the cheese
"...... I'm ok"
Hell yea!! That’s exactly what a brain freeze feels like 😂
Otc this one funny dude in every movie he's in be funny af...
Yup
One of the most underrated stand up
I mean I gotta get home duddeee!! 😂😂🤣
The ice cream skit was hilarious!
Try Ice Cream if you want... but there are demons in it! Lol!
Not me getting a Jack Daniels Ad 🤣
Swardson got to be 20 y.o for 20 years.
Fucking awesome
Best stance ever. ---> 04:59
Absolutely
Love his stuff, like to hear some new stuff
This guy is so hilarious. The first time id ever seen him was... U guys knw... RENO 911!!! Nick u r the real deal i "LOL" keep up the good wrk ✌
That transition was flawless
I have a Master's Degree in Human Health and I think I love you. My inner voice sounds like Katt Williams, but I really think we could talk!
im surego visit him in Key West
I just thought I'd check, and I can see that it doesn't get much better.
Seriously good luck when ya pick up The Jack 😬
Hit me with a brick! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I saw this one time before and I liked it so much that I remember it in 2021
"Jack Daniels - Do you want to die tonight?"
Y’all should watch his Netflix special, probably his funniest half hour ever
I luv this guy!! Sooooo funny!
I'm determined to start a restaurant that serves wedding cake as option no. 94
@ min. 7:38, i woulda told ice cream inventor that he'd from that point forward, would forever be altered and completely changed as a person, and that he would never be the same again.
And damn Nick should become a director, next to no good comedies lately that can compare to grandmas boy.
I cant believe the woman who played Samantha in it has grown so much, I barely recognize her now
Love from Minnesota!
There is a short list of stand ups I would definitely pay to see. Bill Burr, Dave Chappelle, Katt Williams and Nick..
I think he’s a little better comedic actor than a stand up. He had me chuckle a couple of times, but was never crying from laughter at anything in this set.
Agreed. Movies are where he's best
J-Dawg ok....
Kit Coffey standup is hard. some people can wing it no prob, others can be comedic but just not at standup
Taco Bell used to serve gorditas. After a night of hard drinking, my friends and I headed to Taco Bell. Even my drunken state, I remembered they no longer served gorditas, so I screamed out the window from the backseat I WANT A GUADALUPE!! I meant chalupa. That was 7 years ago and I still haven't lived it down.
It's like a live episode of South Park lol.
Licking that ice cream lol
Such a funny fucking bit. God bless you Nick Swardson
DID YOU EAT ONE OF MY GRAPES?!?!?
Nick is literally having horrible withdrawals at the end from alcohol
I was once so fucked up I asked for all the sauces at Taco Bell 😂
Try ice cream if you want... but there are demons inside of it. 😂
Funny guy💜
TERRY REALLY TURNED HIS LIVE AROUND!!!!
OHHHHH MYYYYY.... FAWKIN GAWD.
He's so funny
I love Nick.
underrated as fuck .
Dude been funny ..and slept on.
who orders a vodka soda with wedding cake? order me a Jack n coke Nick.
I don't like to drink and drive but when I have to, I drink Sam Adams.
I drink dos equis so when i get pulled over the cops know im cool
I’m ok...😂😂😂😂
So true about JD. I warned my boyfriend at the time not buy me Jack because I am feisty on it and he would regret it. He didn't listen and learned the hard way.
mgrandell81 what happened? lol
Did you shit on him?
LOVE YA!!! NICK!!!
lmaoooo nick is back boys
NICHOLAS! I love you
Ice cream - eat responsibly.
This is the dude from Chris Brown’s video! I always thought it was Will Ferrell. “$30 cash! Making it rain!” ❤️❤️❤️
LOVE YOU, PAPI.
He’s brilliant. 🤣🤣🤣👊🏻👌🏻
Jack Daniels fucking good luck😂
Ice Cream - Eat responsibly!
Epiccc
His face turned so red lol
The best Jack Daniel's billboard said..."Jack Daniel's..I did what with my step sister?" Think porn hub saw it and just ran with it.
That's pretty much the plot of every Pornhub post ever, give or take
He was hilarious in Reno 911.
Every time i was the D.D. I had a couple drinks first
I live in Wisconsin I always response drinkably
Hilarious😂😂😂
2:40
2:40
lol. his British accent sounds Australian
How's he in his mid 40's still dressin' like a middle schooler?
Mo Hanam lol he’s ballin, he don’t need to look presentable if he don’t want to
looking like tony hawks assistant
@@Wcoast408 Riiight, AOL basically 'cause you "ballin'" you've got to the right to dress like a Goofball. So it's whatever, got'chu.
Mo Hanam exactly. Priories are different for everybody.
@@Navs126 I know, u get to remind ya' self, that it's all about perception & relativity. 🖖🏿
Better ad would be "Jack Daniels, at least it's not Kessler"
The jack Daniels part is true
Mark what do you want?
NNNAAAAAAAAA
"He looks like a potatooo"
Lol jack daniels fucking go with it
Usually I just go to a McDonald's and order $20 worth of McNuggets and get a large fry for each person. But if they start complaining, I just say that when we were at the bar and everyone was starting to get drunk you guys just collectively agree you want some chicken nuggets so I got McDonald's.
Espeonage the Espeon Spy You just used the n-word.
God I love him